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Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi ho, Us k husbnd ka lun 7.5 inch ho, Woh haftey mein 3 bar karay.or 1 bar

1 bar main bemar hoa dost ne

1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa 1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha Main Hospital Chala Gya Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy 1 Pr ‘Khas

Hakim sex kitni der me krty ho

Hakim: sex kitni der me krty ho? Baba: 1 ganta 41 minute me Hakim: Wah Wo ksy? Baba: 40 mint khara krny me lgaty

15 saal pehlay 1 samosa 50 paise

15 Saal Pehlay 1 Samosa 50 Paise Ka tha,or 1 Call 15 Rs Ki thi, Aaj 1 Call 50 Paise ki hai or 1

2 titliyan apas me gehri dost thin

2 titliyan apas me gehri ‘Dost’ thin 1 din dono ne game khelny ka faisla kiya. or 1 phool fix kiya k jo kal

Hadees e nabwisaw ramzan me 1

Hadees e Nabwi(S.A.W) ‘Ramzan me 1 nafal ada kerne ka sawab 1 farz ada kerne k braber milta he or 1 farz ada kerne

Arrange marriage 500000 shadi par 100000

Arrange Marriage: 5,00,000 Shadi Par. 1,00,000 Haq Meher. Aur Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000 Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000 Yani Shadi

Guzr gya aj or 1 sal

Guzr gya aj or 1 sal hath0n ki lakir0n me se, kuch lamhay j0r gya w0 apni zindagi se, sawan k0 dekha jhumtay huy

Jub hazoor saw k visaal ka waqt

Jub Hazoor S.A.W k visaal ka waqt qareb aya to AP S.A.W ne Hazrat Izrail A.S se pocha ‘kya meri umat ko b mout

Nafsiyat ka practical professor ne 1

Nafsiyat ka practical: Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi. Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka. Doosri

Geo 1 din veena k 7

‘GEO’ ‘1 Din Veena K 7’ Q. Subah uth kar pehle kia karti ho? Ans.G me apne ghar jati hu, Q:Aap ziyada shoping kapro

Pathan sotay waqt apny pass 2 glass

Pathan sotay waqt apny pass 2 glass rakhta tha 1 pani wala or 1 pani k baghair Q? . . Q k . .

Bhikari hello pizza hut hut

Bhikari: Hello , Pizza Hut? Pizza Hut: Yes Sir Bhikari: 1 Large Pizza Or 1 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do Pizza Hut: Sir Kis Ke

3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi 1

3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi k parathe 1 plate mash ki dal Or 1 pyala obly chane 1 sath khaen OR apni zati

Zindagi 2 din ki hai 1 din

Zindagi 2 din ki hai 1 Din tumharay Haq main hai or 1 Din tumharay Khilaff…Jab tumharay haq main hoo to Ghoror na kro

1 car me 2ladies or adami hycar

1 CAR ME 2LADIES OR 1 ADAMI HY.Car ka number hai13019. un ladies ka adami se kiya rishta hy? is ka jawab car k

9 baqi rha lafz baaz or aysa

9, Baqi rha lafz “BA’AZ OR AYSA” se jahilon ko bharkana, to ye khalis badniati h, ilmi istilah me kull (all) k muqable me

Aj aftaari mery 7 karna bus

AJ Aftaari Mery 7 Karna . . . . . . . . Bus Aaty Waqt Khajoor Pakory 12 samosy 6 Chiken Roll Fruit

Kabi jo waqt parh jaye tumhein

Kabi jo Waqt Parh Jaye, Tumhein Mujhse Bicharna ho, Tumhein Waday se Phirna ho, To Beshak Dair Mat Karna, Mujhy NARAZ Kardena, Tum Apna

1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho

1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho gya lekin lrki ne use thukra diya Lrke ne kaha tm 100 din k andar mjh sy

Zindagi mein agar bohat pareshan hogaye ho

Zindagi mein Agar bOhat Pareshan hOgaye hO tO 1 Lambi Rassi Lo Or 1 Dharakht Pe Baandh,ke.. . . . . . . .

Ap jeet chuke hen 50laakh ab 1crore

Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe? Or 1 crore ka Sawal ap k Screen pe ‘KIYA APNE MASJID SE

Jab huzoor saw ke visaal ka waqt

Jab Huzoor S.A.W Ke Visaal Ka Waqt Qareeb Aya To Aapne Hazrat Izrail (A.S) Se Pucha Ke: Kya Meri Ummat Ko Bhi Mout Ki

Farman e nabi sallallahoalehiwasallamay auraton jb tm bilal ko

Farman-e-Nabi (Sallallah.o.Alehi.Wasallam):Ay auraton jb tm Bilal ko azan-o-iqamat kehty suno to jis tarha wo kehta he tm b kaho ALLAH azza.wa.jal tmhare lye hr

Qjb apko koi na dekh rha ho

Q:Jb Apko Koi Na Dekh Rha Ho Or Ap Naak Me Ungli Dal Rahe Hon Or 1 Bohat Mota Lais Daar Naak Ka Chuha

Sardar roti ka 1 tukra khud or

Sardar roti ka 1 tukra khud or 1 murghi ko khila rha tha. Dost: ye kya kr rhe ho? Sardar: hm khandani log hain.

Farman e nabi sallallahoalehiwasallamay oraton jb tm bilal ko

Farman-e-Nabi (Sallallah.o.Alehi.Wasallam):Ay Oraton jb tm Bilal ko azano iqamat kehty suno to jis trha wo kehta he tm b kaho ALLAH tmhare lye hr

1st pathan yaar aaj to 1 rs

1st Pathan: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye. 2nd Pathan: Wo Kaise? 1st Pathan:1 Rs.Ka 1 Usne Dia,1 Main Utha

pathan roti ka 1 tukra khud

*. .Pathan roti ka 1 tukra khud or 1 murgi ko khila raha tha Dost: Ye kia kar rhe ho? Pathan: hum khandani ameer

Sri lanka k medical univesity ne apni

Sri Lanka k medical univesity ne apni research se Dengui Fever ka sasta elaaj btaya hy. Un k mutabik 1 glass sugar cane juice

1 choti si misaal or ehem masla

1 choti si misaal Or 1 ehem masla! Ap imtehan dene gaye apko 1 Sawal k jawab me ye likhna Pare ‘Main karachi main

Un k dil men mohabat itni thi

Un K Dil Men Mohabat Itni Thi Hamare Lye Faraz Wo Msg Bhi Karte Hen To Doctor Ki Hdayat K Mutabiq. 1 Msg’ ‘Subah

Teachr tum late q aye ho student

..Teachr: tum late Q aye ho? Student: ghar me ami abo ki larai ho rhe the. Teachr: waha tmra kia kam tha? Student: mera

1 lrki ghr ki chat pe khari

1 Lrki Ghr Ki Chat pe Khari thi,Or 1 Lrkay ko ‘BREAST’ Hila k dikha Rahi Thi, Lrkay Ne B Lun Nikala Or Hilane

Ghalib ki ghazal lund pakar ker parhna

Ghalib ki GHAZAL LUND Pakar ker Parhna.. Ae Lul-e-Nadan Tujhe Howa kiya Hai, Tere khare Hone ki Aakhir Waja kiya Hai, Hum Hain khuwar

1 baadshah ne elaan kiya koi

1 Baadshah ne elaan kiya ‘ koi aisa bahadur hai jo 3 drum sharab k piye, Sher k daant torey, Or 1 larki k

1 indian or pakistani ki bv gum

1 Indian or 1 Pakistani ki BV Gum hogai Pakistni:Teri BV kesi the? Indian:Blue Eyes Rosy Lips nazuk body Or Teri? Pakistani:meri ko goli

subah ye sms app ko

++++ ****** Subah Subah ye sms app ko sirf itna kehny aya hai k ** ** ** Udho ksi ki 2 Aankhain apko dhkny

Girlfrnd chaand kitney hotay hai boyfrnd2

Girlfrnd: Chaand kitney hotay hai Boyfrnd:2 1 Tum or 1 wo Ooper After Marriage WIFE: Chaand kitney hotay hai Husband :Andhi ho kiya wo

Sardar school main 1 black or white

Sardar school main 1 black or 1 white shoes pehn aya Sir: Gher wapis jao or change kr k aao Sardar: koi faida nai

Hazrat muhammad saw ka farman hai agar

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W) Ka Farman Hai: ‘Agar Kisi Insan Mein 99 Buraiyan Hon Or 1 Achai Ho To Uski Buraiyon Ko Nahi Bal’kay 1