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Womens tears are likke male sperms

Women’s tears are likke male sperms;( only one in a million are for the right cause:D

O people one who gives iftaar to

O People! One who gives iftaar to a fasting person during this month will be like one who has freed someone and his past

Everyone sent u tradition words about eid

Everyone sent u Tradition words about Eid but i m the fist one To send u “Meat Mubarak” And Keep on eating Different dishes

Hay i am aqsa was resently on

hay i am aqsa, i was resently on date with my jaan ABEER ZAHID. it was lovely day, if any one likes friendship with

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin

Pathan hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin murghay ka english word bhool gaya. Waiter: ‘What would you like to have Sir? Pathan: ‘One Plate

One day i saw a smart boy

One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a beauty. What a fashion. I walked near to him,

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

Oh my dear forget ur fear let

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in

82 al afuww the one with wide forgiveness

82. Al-^Afuww: The One with wide forgiveness. 83. Ar-Ra’uf: The One with extreme Mercy. The Mercy of Allah is His will to endow upon

If u love some one dont keep

If u love some one don’t keep it in ur heart keep it in ur nails if u fail in love don’t break ur

No one manufactures a lock without a

No one Manufactures A LOCK Without ‘A KEY’ Similarly ALLAH Does not Give Problems Without Solutions So Fight Your Problems & believe in Allah

One day a rich dad took his

…*One day a rich dad took his son on a trip. wanted to show him how poor some one can be… They spent time

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

Buying books would be a good thing

Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in: but as a rule the purchase

Every man has a definite style toattract

Every Man has a definite Style tOAttract wOman… But, The gOlden Rule Says: No, One is Tempted, If She is nOt Interested..

no one will manufacture a lock

? No one will manufacture a lock without a key, ? Similarly Allah will not give problems without solution. *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

Santa joined nasa after one month the

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Each drop of a tear is costly

Each drop of a Tear is Costly than anything in World.. But, No One knows its value until they have it in their own

E x c e l n t

E x c e l l e n t T h o u g h t ~*~ No One Can Ever Fail In …TRUE

3 nice stories 1onceall villagers decided

3 Nice Stories 1.Once,all Villagers decided to pray for rain on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy come with

Exercise is not an option its a

Exercise is not an option. It’s a must for the overall physical and mental well-being, without which one can achieve very little, if ever.

Smile is the 2nd best thing u

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one… 😀 It’s keeping ur mouth shut.

for you one

🙂 :-):-) :-):-):-) :-):-):-) :-):-) 🙂 For You, One For Each Hour.! So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

As the year 2010 draws to an

As The Year 2010 Draws To An End, I Want To Thank The Special People, Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made

Count your blessings name them one

Count your blessings Count your blessings Name them one by one Count your blessings See what GOD has done Count your blessings Name them

Women is symbol of shakti gods finest

Women is symbol of Shakti, God’s finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women’s

Did u know meaning of women want

Did u know meaning of WOMEN? ‘W’ant ‘O’ne ‘M’an for ‘E’very ‘N’ight .

Care is the sweetest form of love

care is the sweetest form of love, when some one says take care it, truly means that u will always be a special part

John keat says the greatest suggestion for

John Keat Says: ‘The Greatest Suggestion for Love’ is.. ‘Don’t Love the one Who is Beautiful for the World, But ‘Love The 0ne Who

Friends who r they the one

Friends!! who r they? . the one who holds ur hand in a crowd,which is against u. . the one who tap ur back,when

Great line im not a

‘Great line 🙂 I’m not a ‘HANDSOME’ But I can give my ‘HAND’ to ‘SOME’ one who needs help. Beauty is in heart, not

Really want u to be mineand ill

really want u to be mine,and i’ll say this all the time, u really are one of kind, and swwtest i”ll find ,good night

Ya allah open the happiest doors to

Ya ALLAH OPEN the Happiest Doors To the One who is ReADING this Message Lighten his/her deeds And make JANNAH his/her 1st & Last

Good relations does not need any

Good Relations…… Does not need any promises any terms or conditions It just need two wonderful people One sweet like me… 🙂 One Cool

5 flowrs 4 you one health

5 flowrs 4 YOU! One 4 health One 4 wealth One 4 happiness One 4 long life, n last one?. AISE HI.. kaan k

If you love some one because you

If you love some one because You think that he is really gorgeous… Then it’s not love.. It’s – INFATUATION. . . If you

The things u love ull lose someday

The things u love u’ll lose someday. The things u fear u’ll face one day. So make d most out of every moment.As life

Never trust the doubted and never doubt

Never trust the doubted and never doubt the trusted one, God has given us real eyes to realize the realities Think twice and act

64 al qayyum the one who remains and

64. Al-Qayyum: The One who remains and does not end.

88 al ghaniyy the one who does not

88. Al-Ghaniyy: The One who does not need the creation. 89. Al-Mughni: The One who satisfies the necessities of the creatures.

One who believes that the new testament

One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows

It is only with the heart that

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. Antoine de Saint-Exup?ry

One of the sadest fact life its

one of the sadest fact of life ‘its tough when someone special in your life starts to ignore you..but its even tougher to pretend

Et mm t holding hands with

ße§t Møm ñt$ Holding Hands With Whom You Love , For a Walk ! , Getting a Hug From One , Who ? Alot

You complete my world i may have

You Complete My World I may have only one life to live, I may have only one gift to give, I may have only

24 smiles

24 SmileS.. 🙂 :-):-) :-):-):-) :-):-):-):-) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :-):-):-):-) :-):-):-) :-):-) 🙂 For You, One For Each Hour.! So ThaT You Keep

Never become sad when life pulls u

‘Never become sad when life pulls u back, BECAUSE Lion also take one step back when he want to jump long.

My fren wanted a boat more than

My fren wanted a boat more than anything. His wyf refused, but he bought one anyway. “I’ll tell u wat,” he told her. “In

Fantastic words our character is what

Fantastic words* ‘Our Character Is What We Do When We Think No One Is Looking’

One supreme fact which i have discovered

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower, but fantasy-imagination that creates. Imagination is the creative force. Imagination creates

30 al adl the one who is entitled

30. Al-^Adl: The One who is entitled to do what He does.

One boy went to meet his girlfriend

One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis

Resentment is one burden that incompatible with

Resentment is one burden that is incompatible with your success. Always be the first to forgive; and forgive yourself first always. Dan Zadra

One major difference between first benchers and

One Major Difference Between First Benchers And Last Benchers….????? Ans: Hard Working And Hardly Working

There is a dime dozen then there

There is a dime a dozen… Then there is one in a million… But baby, you are once in a lifetime. – Victor Rodriguez

Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing

Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all

Shaan is remaking titanic with some changes

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes. In The End, He does not die, But Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand

If you really feel she is your

If you really feel she is your Life, then make her really your life by changing one letter, replace the ‘L’ with a ‘W

When u feel hot and warm at

When u feel hot and warm at the same time, when u read over the same line for the tenth time, when you heart

Evry sunset gives us one day less

Evry sunset gives us one day less to live ! But evry sunrise gives us oneday more to hope ! So hope 4 the

Q how do you identify a

Q : How do you identify a bald eagle? A : All his feathers are combed over to one side Q: How do you

5 most undefined things of girls

5 Most Undefined Things Of Girls: 1)Tum Na Bohat Wo Ho (Now What The Hell Is ‘Wo’ 2)Mujhe Tumse Ye Umeed Nahi Thi (No

Criticise me you are allowed to

‘Criticise Me’… You are allowed to write one negative point of my personality, plz write…. Speak Truth ! Promise,I’ll not mind, waitng for Ans.

A friend of mine asked me one

A Friend of mine Asked me one day: What if i break your trust smeday? I Replied: Trusting on you is my decision &

Most people give up just when theyre

Most people give up just when they’re about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last

He who do u like she no

He: Who do u like?? She: No one!! He: OH. Who do u like?? She: No one!! He: Who do u like? She: How

1 koee ummeed bar naheen aatee no

1. koee ummeed bar naheen aatee No hope comes my way koee soorat nazar naheen aatee No visage shows itself to me 2. maut

Some one miss u kiss love

some one miss u some one kiss u some one love u oye its joke 4 u

one for the

./ ( \ ) one for the friendship €.Y.. . |`? ./ ( \ ) One for the money. €.Y. . |`? ./ (

Do you know there is one gift

Do you know… There is one gift which can’t be given without taking it back… That is why I give you hug which can’t

Hazrat ali al murtaza radi allahu anhu

HAZRAT ALI AL MURTAZA radi allahu anhu used to teach about the SiGNIFICANCE OF JIHAD n would say, ‘If u were not MARTYRED THEN

To the world you might be one

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

The best breakfast ever is the one

The best breakfast ever is the one that feeds both the body and soul; commence your day with PRAYER and have a very wonderful

Be a friend of thousand but

Be A Friend Of Thousand. But Be A Love Of One. Give Your Smile To Everyone Give Your Heart To Only ONE

Most of the people refuse to understand

Most of the people refuse to understand the secret of success, which is very simple and that is just tried one more time.

Do not close your eyes to the

DO NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES TO THE ONE WHO OPENED YOUR HEART.HAPPY TEDDY BEAR DAY

Some one love two but i

some one love one some one love two but i love one they are you

Sardar ki maa tabiyat khrab thi jab

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab thi Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne kaha k TEST hongay SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada

Someday when the pages of my life

‘Someday When The Pages Of My Life END, You Will Be One Of Its Most Beautiful Chapters & If Ever I Read it again,

34 al azim the one deserving the attributes

34. Al-^Azim: The One deserving the attributes of Exaltment, Glory, Extolement,and Purity from all imperfection.

38 al kabir the one who is greater

38. Al-Kabir: The One who is greater than everything in status.

Each drop of a tear is costly

Each drop of a Tear is Costly than anything in World.. But, No One knows its value until they have it in their own

Water is the most neglected nutrient in

Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most vital. (Kelly Barton)

When the two lips one meet love

when the two lips one meet the love is complet..some love one some love two ilove one that’s you..goodnight:)from your..murad

Love you and i tried 3 years

love you and i tried 3 years but i.. i need sometime to be for real and i know its killing you to be

Never try to hide ur secrets from

Never try to hide ur secrets from a person who can read ur Eyes.. Because the one who reads your eyes is always an

Sardar made a call to airport asked

Sardar made a call to airport. Asked, ‘How long is the journey from Punjab to America ?’ Receptionist: ‘One second Sir..’ Sardar: ‘Ok, thank

Friend and blood have only one

‘FRIEND’ and ‘BLOOD’ have only one difference… ‘BLOOD’ enters in ‘HEART’ and flow out… But ‘FRIEND’ enters in ‘HEART’ and stay inside Forever..

Allah is very unique word name

Allah is Very Unique word Name Allah Has No Plural No Antonyms No Masculine & No Faminine Because Allah Is One But Khuda God

One of d intellignt monkey missing

One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It Is Not U,

Wellwisher is not who meets u daily

WELLWISHER IS NOT WHO MEETS U DAILY AND TALKS TO YOU DAILY WELL WISHER IS ONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT MEET YOU BUT

Ths msg has no fat cholesterol n

Ths msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never

There is only one sort of love

There is only one sort of love, But there are a thousand copies

A nice n impressive quote if someone

A nice n impressive Quote: ‘If someone is trying to impress u, One thing is sure that, That person is already impressed by U

One one 2 i miss u

One one 2 I miss U Two two 4 Miss me M0RE Three three 6 Dosti hai FIX Four four 8 You are GREAT

Well wisher is not the one who

Well wisher is not the one who meets U, And talk with you every day, Well wishers is the one who may or may

few meaning ful words never

*’* FEW MEANING FUL WORDS *’* Never Trust The Doubted, Never Doubt The Trusted One, GOD Has Given Us REAL EYES to REALISE the

Marvellous words by hitler one who

Marvellous Words by Hitler. One who Wins without Problem It is just; ‘VICTORY’ But, One who Wins with lot of troubles That is; ‘HISTORY’

Affection is not measured when both take

affection is not measured when both take care of each other. it is measured when one ignore and the other still continues to care.

No one can make you inferior without

No One Can Make You Inferior Without Your Consent. Eleanor Roosevelt

A true friendship is one in which

A true friendship is one in which everything can be told, and nothing will be judged.

Extending one hand to help somebody

Extending One Hand To Help Somebody Has More Value Than Joining Two hand For Prayers . . . (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´

In the rhythm of life we sometimes

In The Rhythm Of Life We Sometimes Find Ourselves Out Of The Tune But As Long As There’s Someone Which Becomes Our Melody The

With the ocean set ablaze the smoke

With the ocean set ablaze The smoke yet manifests not Only the one who gets burnt Envisions the heat of loving thought

31 al latif the one who is kind

31. Al-Latif: The One who is kind to His slaves and endows upon them.

Most people have never learned that one

”Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it”V8G

Two things are important in our

TwO things are impOrtant in Our life! Friend Friendship First one, YOu shOuld make! SecOnd One, YOu shOuld kEEp!

40 al muqit the one who has the

40. Al-Muqit: The One who has the Power.

Every body loves you when love every

Every body loves you when you love every body. No one love you if you do not love any one.

How to make one million rupees in

How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ? . . ? ? . . Simple . . . .

45 al mujib the one who answers the

45. Al-Mujib: The One who answers the one in need if he asks Him and rescues the yearner if he calls upon Him

Happy valentines day to the one

Happy Valentine’s Day… To the One … Who has … Stolen … My Heart…

Height of confidence once many professors

Height Of Confidence Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane… …After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane

Science and psychology have isolated the one

Science and psychology have isolated the one prime cause for success or failure in life. It is the hidden self-image you have of yourself.

Mouhabat tum say ki hai dulhan k

Mouhabat Tum Say Ki Hai Dulhan K Roop Mai Pana Cahata Hon Bus Tumhain Chahta Hon Tumhain Paa K Dunya Say Chupana Cahata Hon

10 al jabbar the one that nothing happens

10. Al-Jabbar: The One that nothing happens in His Dominion except that which He willed.

One simple tip 2 stay happy always

One simple tip 2 stay happy always: Never think & speak about a third person… & Never think what a third person thinks &

Lovely chocolate n u and are the

Lovely chocolate n Lovely u, And Lovely are the things you do, But the loveliest is the friendship of the two, One is Me

Choose any one then i will

Choose Any One Then I Will Tell U K Apko Shadi ki 1st nite kya gift milega apke husband se? 1.tv 2.fm 3.computer 4.watch

2011 will start with a combination of

2011 will start with a combination of 1111 & after 10 days 11111 than again after 10 months it will be 11111 after that

Happy new year 2010 o my dear

Happy New Year 2010 O my Dear, forget your fear, Let all your dreams b clear, Never put tear, plz hear, I want 2

7 al mumin the one who witnessed for

7. Al-Mu’min: The One who witnessed for Himself that no one is God but Him. And He witnessed for His believers that they are

Whenever i wana take rest just do

whenever i wana take rest i just do one thing > > > > > > > > > I close my Eyes and

I hv learnt one thing about lovenaver

i hv learnt one thing about love,naver say +I Love You+ but alwz say +i will prove that i Love You+ 🙂

Teacherevery body write your lovers name in

Teacher:every body write your lover’s name in one paper. ( after 5 seconds ) one boy:finished teacher. ( after 5 minutes ) One girl:Addiional

Dont show so much of love on

Don’t Show So Much Of Love On Anyone Since It Creates A Non-Curable Pain When They Avoid You. Don’t Wait For Second Opportunity Because

Forget abt d past you cant change

Forget abt D past you cant change it, Forget abt d future You cant predict it Forget abt d present I dint get you

Red rose our love is that

Red Rose Our love is that of a red rose Whose splendor rises as the sun shows its face, Whose petals expand further and

One of the surest evidences friendship that

One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is telling him gently of a fault. If any other

Girl do you believe in angels

Girl: do you believe in angels? boy: yeah. girl: where do they live? boy: some in heaven, some on earth. girl: have you ever

Hi dear i looking for male and

Hi dear i looking for male and female for good friendships Any one talk to me sms and phone call good timepass nice talk

He that gives good advice builds with

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both; but he that gives good

3 angraz log ko sub continent main

3 angraz log ko sub continent main nokry ka shok hua aur un ko biltarteb bangladesh,pakistan aur india main 10-10 thousand $ ki nokkri