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Hearts beat 72 times a min even

Hearts beat 72 times a min, Even if ur heart beats only once a min, U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats

Story of newtons laws once a

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move

Faith he must make his stories shorter

Faith! He must make his stories shorter or change his comrades once a quarter. Jonathan Swift

A sw8 story once a grl askd

A Sw8 Story. Once a grl askd a boy Y we hav units 2 measure Weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc. But nothng 2 measure Luv, Trust, Frndship.

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was Once a Crying Baby And Every Great Building was Once a Map. Its not Important Where You are TODAY, BUT Where

Once a programmer drowned in the sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting ‘F1 F1’ and

Once a man wz walkin read

Once a man wz walkin & read dis writen on a wall’Qull huwaAllah ho ahad,Allah hu samad,Lam yalid Wa lam youlad,Wa lam yakoul lahu

A joke only for engineers once

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A ‘Constant’ n ‘e^x’ Were Standing, They Saw A Derivative Coming From Aside, Constant Ran Away Saying ‘Derivative’

Once a guy who recently had breakoff

once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked……….. have u left your girlfriend or she left you??? he smiled

Hearts beat 72 times a min even

Hearts beat 72 times a min, Even if ur heart beats only once a min, U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats

Once a husband and wife were preparing

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo

Once a girl askd boy y we have

Once a girl askd a boy-Y we have units to measure Weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc. …Bt nothin to measure Luv,Trust, Friendship.. Y?? ? Boy thought for

Once a sardar brought banaspati teen

Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift ? Shopkeeper said why ? Sardar said , there

Once a girl fell in love with

Once a girl fell in love with a boy in 2nd sight.. . . Coz . . In first sight she didnt noticed that

2007 i will get my weight down

2007: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds. 2008: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

Even great qualities of a tudent

$even Great Qualities Of A $tudent: 1. CONSISTENCY- once a zero, always a zero;-) 2. VOICE MODULATION- attendance in 5 different voices 3. PRESENTATION

Hearts beat 72 times a min even

Hearts beat 72 times a min, Even if ur heart beats only once a min, U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

A successful person doesnt quit trying once

A successful person doesn’t quit trying once a goal is reached but sets a new one and keeps going…………

A mothers work is never done she

A mother’s work is never done She works from morning until dawn She spreads her love And keeps you warm But only once a

A blind man was begging on new

A blind man was begging on new York street with a board written”I am blind. Help me” once a guy passing that way, saw

A blind man was begging on new

A blind man was begging on new York street with a board written”I am blind. Help me” once a guy passing that way, saw

A sweet story once girl asked

A Sweet Story Once A Girl Asked A Boy: Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To

Once a doctor an engineer loved

Once a Doctor & an Engineer loved the same girl. Engineer gifted her an apple everyday. Girl asked the Engineer, ‘why U give me

Once a sardarji tries to cheat the

Once A Sardarji Tries To Cheat The Indian Railways. He Is Thinking For A Novel Idea. He Thinks A Lot And Finally He Did

Once a storm came and fallen down

Once a storm came and fallen down all trees, but couldn’t apart a butterfly from a rose Nature asked whats magic behind ths Buterfly

Watch the sun rise atleast once a

Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.

Your name fame personality thoughts views

YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!…

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was once a crying baby and every great building was once a map. It’s not important where u r TODAY, BUT where

A mothers work is never done she

A mother’s work is never done She works from morning until dawn She spreads her love And keeps you warm But only once a

A mothers work is never done she

A mother’s work is never done She works from morning until dawn She spreads her love And keeps you warm But only once a

Once a man asked fallen rose

Once a Man Asked a Fallen Rose: ‘Don’t U Get Hurt Wen U r Plucked??’ RoZe Replied: ‘No, i 4get My Pain Aftr Thinkng

There was once a young man who

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define ‘great’ he

f fo foo fool fool

#### F$## FO$# FOO$ FOOL FoOL fOoL foOL FOOl fOoL FoOl FOol foOL FOOL. Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool.

Once a wise man was asked

Once a wise man was asked: ‘ What is meaning of life?’ He replied: ‘ Life itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity

Once a sardar was looking at wanted

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya