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Once a man wz walkin read

Once a man wz walkin & read dis writen on a wall’Qull huwaAllah ho ahad,Allah hu samad,Lam yalid Wa lam youlad,Wa lam yakoul lahu

A joke only for engineers once

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A ‘Constant’ n ‘e^x’ Were Standing, They Saw A Derivative Coming From Aside, Constant Ran Away Saying ‘Derivative’

Once a guy who recently had breakoff

once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked……….. have u left your girlfriend or she left you??? he smiled

Once a programmer drowned in the sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting ‘F1 F1’ and

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was Once a Crying Baby And Every Great Building was Once a Map. Its not Important Where You are TODAY, BUT Where

Hearts beat 72 times a min even

Hearts beat 72 times a min, Even if ur heart beats only once a min, U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats

Once a husband and wife were preparing

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo

Once a girl askd boy y we have

Once a girl askd a boy-Y we have units to measure Weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc. …Bt nothin to measure Luv,Trust, Friendship.. Y?? ? Boy thought for

A sw8 story once a grl askd

A Sw8 Story. Once a grl askd a boy Y we hav units 2 measure Weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc. But nothng 2 measure Luv, Trust, Frndship.

Once a sardar brought banaspati teen

Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift ? Shopkeeper said why ? Sardar said , there

Story of newtons laws once a

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move

Once a girl fell in love with

Once a girl fell in love with a boy in 2nd sight.. . . Coz . . In first sight she didnt noticed that

2007 i will get my weight down

2007: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds. 2008: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

Even great qualities of a tudent

$even Great Qualities Of A $tudent: 1. CONSISTENCY- once a zero, always a zero;-) 2. VOICE MODULATION- attendance in 5 different voices 3. PRESENTATION

Hearts beat 72 times a min even

Hearts beat 72 times a min, Even if ur heart beats only once a min, U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

A successful person doesnt quit trying once

A successful person doesn’t quit trying once a goal is reached but sets a new one and keeps going…………

A mothers work is never done she

A mother’s work is never done She works from morning until dawn She spreads her love And keeps you warm But only once a

A blind man was begging on new

A blind man was begging on new York street with a board written”I am blind. Help me” once a guy passing that way, saw

A blind man was begging on new

A blind man was begging on new York street with a board written”I am blind. Help me” once a guy passing that way, saw

Hearts beat 72 times a min even

Hearts beat 72 times a min, Even if ur heart beats only once a min, U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats

A sweet story once girl asked

A Sweet Story Once A Girl Asked A Boy: Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To

Once a doctor an engineer loved

Once a Doctor & an Engineer loved the same girl. Engineer gifted her an apple everyday. Girl asked the Engineer, ‘why U give me

Once a sardarji tries to cheat the

Once A Sardarji Tries To Cheat The Indian Railways. He Is Thinking For A Novel Idea. He Thinks A Lot And Finally He Did

Once a storm came and fallen down

Once a storm came and fallen down all trees, but couldn’t apart a butterfly from a rose Nature asked whats magic behind ths Buterfly

Faith he must make his stories shorter

Faith! He must make his stories shorter or change his comrades once a quarter. Jonathan Swift

Watch the sun rise atleast once a

Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.

Your name fame personality thoughts views

YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!…

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was once a crying baby and every great building was once a map. It’s not important where u r TODAY, BUT where

A mothers work is never done she

A mother’s work is never done She works from morning until dawn She spreads her love And keeps you warm But only once a

A mothers work is never done she

A mother’s work is never done She works from morning until dawn She spreads her love And keeps you warm But only once a

Once a man asked fallen rose

Once a Man Asked a Fallen Rose: ‘Don’t U Get Hurt Wen U r Plucked??’ RoZe Replied: ‘No, i 4get My Pain Aftr Thinkng

There was once a young man who

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define ‘great’ he

f fo foo fool fool

#### F$## FO$# FOO$ FOOL FoOL fOoL foOL FOOl fOoL FoOl FOol foOL FOOL. Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool.

Once a wise man was asked

Once a wise man was asked: ‘ What is meaning of life?’ He replied: ‘ Life itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity

Once a sardar was looking at wanted

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya