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The role of a comedian is to

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

Once there was a hungry kutta he

Once There Was A Hungry Kutta He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop Then He Durki Lai & Reach on The

Once a wise man was asked

Once a wise man was asked: ‘ What is meaning of life?’ He replied: ‘ Life itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity

Once hazrat jibraelmekaeelisrafeel izrael rasul pak

Once HAZRAT Jibrael,Mekaeel,Israfeel & Izrael RASUL PAK S.A.W K pas aye:1.JIBRAEL said:jo admi 10 bar Juma k din AAP S.A.W pr DAROOD Pak bhaijy

Once a man wz walkin read

Once a man wz walkin & read dis writen on a wall’Qull huwaAllah ho ahad,Allah hu samad,Lam yalid Wa lam youlad,Wa lam yakoul lahu

The life is journey travel only once

The LIFE is journey, travel only once So Make TAUBA For Past SHUKAR For Present & DUA For The Future ‘DUA’ is power to

New islamic search engine launched to compete

New islamic search engine launched to compete with google & yahoo- if 1.3 billion muslims start to use this-we will have an islamic identity

Hungry dog once upon a time there

“HUNGRY DOG” Once upon a time, there was Dog he was very hungry He run here and there in search of food.suddenly he found

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

Alphatbet o stands for opportunity wich

Alphatbet *O* stands for OPPORTUNITY. Wich is absent in yesterday, available once in t’o’day and thrice in t’O’m’O’rr’O’w! so never lose Hope.. have a

Lafanga crow once there was a crow

Lafanga Crow Once there was a crow, Pind vich renda c o, 1 din taali utay betha c o, 1 chiri de pichy pey

Once upon a time in film there

Once upon a time In a film there came a strange situation Hero Loves heroine But heroine loves Villan But Villan loves heros Sister

A mothers work is never done she

A mother’s work is never done She works from morning until dawn She spreads her love And keeps you warm But only once a

The sun has once brought brightness to

The sun has once brought brightness The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it’s time 2 wake up gd morning…

After an emotinal huggirl whispers to boyif

After an emotinal hug Girl whispers to Boy: ‘If u hug me once more like that, I will be urs forever’ Boy: THANKS FOR

The journey of life is travelled only

The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once! So, Make TAUBA for Past, SHUKR for Present & DUA 4 the Future Because Dua is

Once upon a memory someone wiped away

Once upon a memory Someone wiped away a tear Held me close and loved me, Thank you, dear Mother

Once sikandar e azam arastu his teacher were

Once Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.There was a deep river in way. Arastu decided to cross 1st & said: ‘It’s not

Once the moon winks at u tonight

Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right now I bid

With the new iphone 5 you can

With The New Iphone 5, You Can Take Under Water Pictures. . . …. . . Once =P

Once the king of saudia arebia came

Once the king of saudia arebia came in Pakistan Bhutto carry him on the mizar of sehwan shareef And Request him to salam. The

A stranger you were once then with

A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I

Hearts beat 72 times a min even

Hearts beat 72 times a min, Even if ur heart beats only once a min, U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats

Story of newtons laws once a

Story of Newton’s Laws: Once A Goat was walking. Newton stopped it.. It stopped. He found his first law ‘An object continues to move

Once upon a time something happened to

Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come

I was a smoker once readsmoking is

I Was a Smoker !!!Once I Read..‘Smoking Is Injurious 2Health’I QUIT Smoking. I Used 2Drink WINE..I Read..‘WINE is Bad For Health’I Left Drinking. I

Faith he must make his stories shorter

Faith! He must make his stories shorter or change his comrades once a quarter. Jonathan Swift

Talk to urself atleast once in

Talk to ‘ URSELF ‘ AtLeast Once In A day. Otherwise ! You May Miss A Meeting With An ‘ EXCELLENT ‘ Person In

A sw8 story once a grl askd

A Sw8 Story. Once a grl askd a boy Y we hav units 2 measure Weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc. But nothng 2 measure Luv, Trust, Frndship.

Every king was once a crying baby

Every King was Once a Crying Baby And Every Great Building was Once a Map. Its not Important Where You are TODAY, BUT Where

Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai. Officer- Sorry Madam Hum Public Property Per Insurance Nahi

3 men were in prison a rapist

3 men were in Prison: A Rapist, A Psycho & A Gay. Rapist: If I Find a Cat here I will fuck it hard

Once in your life you will find

Once in your life you will find someone who loves you truly. Never take her for granted never let her go because when you

Once a programmer drowned in the sea

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting ‘F1 F1’ and

A mathmatical question 36 30

A mathmatical question! 36 + 30 + 38 =??? Ans? 104 no yar once again 36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi confused??? Yar

The journey of life is travelled once

The journey of life is travelled once…! So, Make TAUBA for past, SHUKAR for present, & DUA for the future.. Because DUA is the

In my life first time see july

In my life, first time see July 2011 shall have . 5 Fridays 5 Saturdays 5 Sundays A phenomenon which occurs only once in

My heart has a big space 4

my heart has a BiG space 4 special people lyk u.. if i miss 2 communicate dont think ive 4gotten, coz once iv placed

No joke w0uld sound laughable once u

No joke w0uld sound laughable once u have heard it alreaDy. But why the same Pain hurts more than once, when we’ve already cried

3 nice stories 1onceall villagers decided

3 Nice Stories 1.Once,all Villagers decided to pray for rain on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy come with

Once an old age mother was sitting

Once an Old Age Mother was sitting with her son. . Ek kawa (crow) pas betha tha, MAAN nE poocha k Beta yE kia

A joke only for engineers once

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A ‘Constant’ n ‘e^x’ Were Standing, They Saw A Derivative Coming From Aside, Constant Ran Away Saying ‘Derivative’

Once a guy who recently had breakoff

once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked……….. have u left your girlfriend or she left you??? he smiled

Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai. Officer- Sorry Madam Hum Public Property Per Insurance Nahi

Once brain asked heart why r

Once Brain asked Heart: ‘why r you sending msgs to people, who r not reply u back? Heart replied to Brain . ‘U need

There is a dime dozen then there

There is a dime a dozen… Then there is one in a million… But baby, you are once in a lifetime. – Victor Rodriguez

V make thm cry who care 4

V make thm cry who care 4 us, V cry 4 those who never care 4 us n we care 4 those who ll

Please note it once ak admi

Please Note It: Once ak admi subo ke nmaz k lieay msjd ja reha tha rastay main wo gira and clothes khrab ho gay

Just once i want someone to look

Just once I want someone to look at me right away and think I was beautiful. Not after they get to know me, or

Good friends are like trees they

Good friends are Like trees They demand Attention and care in the Beginning But once they Blossom They provide u Shade in all situations

Once upon a memory someone wiped away

Once upon a memory Someone wiped away a tear Held me close and loved me, Thank you, dear Mother .

Missing you is not the

Missing You … Is Not The Hard Part !!! But …. Knowing That I Once Had You … Is What Breaks My Heart …

A scientist james pares from uk proved

A scientist ‘James Pares’ from UK proved that electric charge is produced in human body due to the electromagnetic radiations from electrical appliances around

Height of confidence once many professors

Height Of Confidence Once Many Professors Were Called n Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane… …After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane

Trust is like a mirror once

Trust Is Like A Mirror Once You Break It You Can Never Look At It The Same Again…!!!

Angrez zamano ki kahania once there

Angrez zamano ki kahania.! Once there waz a mouse . . . . . . He goes slowly to his home. . . .

Confidence once all villagers decided to pray

CONFIDENCE: Once all villagers decided to pray 4 rain,On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy came with umbrella thats

Theres no middle ground for you right

There’s no middle ground for you right now — but no matter which extreme your situation turns toward, you’ll end up being glad it

Old age is like a plane flying

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

Once guy luvd a girl bt nvr

Once guy luvd a girl bt nvr proposd her.. He decided to tel her one day befor her engagment at 1 am …. So

There are two kinds of talents man made

There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you

A one line advertisement by a married

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.:-)

Saari umar hum mar mar ke jee

Saari umar hum Mar mar ke jee liye Ek pal to ab humein jeene do Jeene do Saari umar hum Mar mar ke jee

Once upon a midnight dreary fingers cramped

Once upon a midnight dreary, Fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth

Rules of life assume nothing xpect little

Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing

Once more the ruby coloured portal opened which

Once more the ruby-coloured portal opened, Which to his speech did honey passage yield, Like a red morn that ever yet betokened Wrack to

Hearts beat 72 times a min even

Hearts beat 72 times a min, Even if ur heart beats only once a min, U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats

Press down again again please once more

Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don’t u have any job?

Meeting you was fate becoming your friend

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control. They say you only

Da starz r out moon is up

da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, k-i-s-s u once, k-i-s-s u twice, now itz time 4

Judgewhy did u shoot ur wife instead

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man

Love is like a mountain hard to

Love is like a mountain, hard to climb, but once you get to the top the view is beautiful

Love is a driver bitter

Love Is A Driver … Bitter And Fierce If You Fight And Resist Him, Easy-going, Once You Acknowledge His Power

Alone i sit here empty and

Alone I Sit Here Empty And Cold The Light Beckons Me It Forces Me To Be Okay Hidden Away My Feelings Are Showing No

Why me arthur a legendary

‘WHY ME ?’ arthur… a legendary famouS wimbeldon tenniS player, he waS dying of aidS which he got due to infected blood he received

Alone i sit here empty and

Alone I Sit Here Empty And Cold The Light Beckons Me It Forces Me To Be Okay Hidden Away My Feelings Are Showing No

Once bread and butter were travelling by

Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua… bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon??? Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

The journey of life is travelledonly

The journey Of, ‘LIFE’ is TravelledOnly Once.! So, Make TAUBA ForPast, SHUKAR For Present, & DUA For TheFuture, Because ‘DUA’ is The Only Element

Once james bond met a dog in

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

Once there was a jutt he cutting

Once there was a jutt. He was cutting jawaar with datri. He saw a wadda sara Sap. He began to cry, Bachao, I am

Never cheat ur love who sacrifice everythng

NEVER CHEAT UR LOVE WHO SACRIFICE EVERYTHNG FRO U… ONCE TRUST BROKEN, STIL IF THAT PERSN LOVES U BUT NOT LIKE BEFORE.. INSIDELY HER

Once a husband and wife were preparing

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo

Snow cone lips by blurry joy

Snow Cone Lips By Blurry Joy Snow cone lips are cold to kiss. A strange contrast, Cold kissing lips, To usual warm ones. Snow

Think 100 times before you take a

“Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man.”

Be ready you can not skip being

Be ready, you can not skip being coloured by me this time. Don’t just lock your self up on the day and Holi hard.

Language is the armory of human mind

Language is the armory of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies of its past and the weapons of its future conquests.

True guidance can be like a small

True Guidance Can Be Like A Small Lamp In A TunneL. It Does Not Show EverYthing At once, But Gives Enough Light For the

How boys txt their gf after hurting

‘How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them. Ist Hour:Sorry 2nd Hour:Sorry Plz 3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear 4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

Think 100 times before you take a

Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man’. M.A.Jinah

Once santa singh was riding a cycle

Once Santa Singh Was Riding A Cycle And He Suddenly Hit A Girl! So Girl Shouted, ‘Sala Ghanti Nahi Maar Sakta Tha!!!’ And Sardarji

Here comes the dayonce in a blue

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon. With chanda mama shinin up bright And blessing everyone. Her luv so tender, merciful. Shinin down

We live once we die but breath

We live once we die once but we breath every time…….. Similarly I saw u once I met u once but i m miss

the journey of life is travelled

*’* The Journey Of LIFE Is Travelled Only Once…! So, Make TAUBA For Past, SHUKAR For Present, & DUA For The Future Because DUA

Albert einstien once said i can

Albert Einstien once Said: I Can Calculate Every Thing, Even The Velocity Of Light. But I Can’t Calculate The holidays in Pakistan…:-) uff ye

I thought was in love once

I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was just an inner-ear imbalance. 😛 😀

Trusting someone is never easy once

TRUSTING someone is never easy. once its given to you, take care of it.. bcoz once you’ve lost it you’ll take a million of

Time might lead me somewhere away from

Time might lead me Somewhere away from you & Fate might wipe me from your memory But I’ll always be thankful to Allah that

A deep love story once

A Deep lOve stOry . Once upOn a time.. true lOvers went fOr a long walk 🙂 . . . . . . ..

Eid is upon us once again doors

Eid Is Upon Us Once Again Doors Open To Everyone While Perfume Fills The Air A Time To See The Ones We Haven’t Seen

I fear not the man who has

‘I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times’. (Bruce

Once a girl askd boy y we have

Once a girl askd a boy-Y we have units to measure Weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc. …Bt nothin to measure Luv,Trust, Friendship.. Y?? ? Boy thought for

Touching lines once you feel

Touching Lines : .. Once you feel you are Avoided by Someone, Never Disturb Them again..! .. … … … B’coz .. The One

Once yu care for a person ll

Once yu care for a person, yu ll always do da same even if da person changes… … Bcoz whats in yur mind may

Once a sardar brought banaspati teen

Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift ? Shopkeeper said why ? Sardar said , there

Everyone says you can only fall in

Everyone says you can only fall in love once …but thats not true cause every time I hear your voice I fall in love

Once a girl fell in love with

Once a girl fell in love with a boy in 2nd sight.. . . Coz . . In first sight she didnt noticed that

pain rain have a

‘*’ PAIN & RAIN ‘*’ Have A Strong Bonding To Each 0ther When … You Are In Deep PAIN You Cry Like A Heavy

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll

Greedy dog once upon a time there

*GREEDY DOG* Once Upon A Time…. There Was A DOG. He Was Very Hungry. He Ran Here And There In Search Of Food. Suddenly,

Hungry dog once upon a tme

HUNGRY DOG once upon a tme, there was a Dog he was very hungry He ran here and there in search for food suddenly

Dost ko kabhi mat azmao may b

DOST KO KABHI MAT AZMAO ,MAY B WO PORA NA UTER SAKEY ,AUR AP KA DIL TOOT JAYE ,WO CHEZ TO AP KO FER

Sometimes god fills our eyez wd tearz

Sometimes God fills our eyez wd tearz..! perhaps..! He makes our eyez washed once in a while so that V can see life with

Once luqman said to his son oh

Once Luqman said to his son, “Oh son! Do not tie your heart in seeking the pleasure of people. You are not likely to

Some lazy rules vs hav adapted in

Some LAZY RULES vs hav adapted in our lives: 1.The farther away the remote is,the more u like what’s already on TV. 2.if u

Girl if i was in the hospital

Girl: If I Was In The Hospital For A Week How Many Times Would You …Come To See Me ? …Boy-Once Girl: What? Only

True guidance is like a small lamp

True Guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest. It doesn’t show evrything at once, But gves enough light for the nxt

Gods guidance is like a flashlight in

GOD’s guidance is like a flashlight in a dungeon; it doesn’t shine on all corners at once, but gives out just enough light for

Dear friendz exams may come n

Dear friendz exams may come n go, marks may come n go, but once u go mad,u’ll be mad forever,so b carefull study in

How boys txt their gf after hurting

How Boys txt their GF after Hurting them. Ist Hour:Sorry 2nd Hour:Sorry Plz 3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear 4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan

Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that

Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!! ————————–

Once rajnikant donated blood to a very

Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child., Today that child is known as ‘The Great Khali’. ————————– My cell

Theres nothing rajni can do rajinikanth

There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ‘Bang!’ In an average living room

Change cant be given to you everytime

‘Change can’t be given to you everytime, You Must Bring the Change’ Great lines said by.. . . . . Mr. Shakoor Bus Conductor.

These lines are hard to understandbut are

These Lines are hard to UnderstandBut Are So Dawn True Once You lose SomeoneIts Never ExactlyThe Same Person Who comes Back..

A psychometric test u r drivng in

A Psychometric Test: u r drivng in car on rainy nyt.u pas by a bus stop n u c 3 ppl w8ng 4 bus:

2007 i will get my weight down

2007: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds. 2008: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

Once santa farted in english class

Once Santa Farted In English Class : . . . Teacher: ‘What is This’? …. Santa: ‘This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D

fact the biggest internet lie

¤ Fact ¤ The biggest internet lie that we’ve all told at least once: I have read and I agree to the Terms &

Good reltionships r like trees they

Good Reltionships R like trees. ‘they demand attention & care in the begining’ bt once they blossom they provide u shade in all situations

Im sorry to my nation shahid khan

i,M SORRY TO MY NATION’ (SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI) Y SORRY?! U GAVE US A HOPE BY REACHING IN THE SEMI’Z ……AND BRINGING THAT BEAUTY

I once had dream that you were

I once had dream that you were here with me standing by my side saying those three words that meant everything to me. I

Even great qualities of a tudent

$even Great Qualities Of A $tudent: 1. CONSISTENCY- once a zero, always a zero;-) 2. VOICE MODULATION- attendance in 5 different voices 3. PRESENTATION

Hearts beat 72 times a min even

Hearts beat 72 times a min, Even if ur heart beats only once a min, U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats