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M is for the million things she

“M” is for the million things she gave me, “O” means only that she’s growing old, “T” is for the tears she shed to

A prominent judge was asked what we

A prominent judge was asked what we, as citizens of the countries of the world, could do to reduce crime and disobedience to law

Many peoples realize their hearts desires late

Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too

Life ez 2 short 4 grief so

Life eZ 2 Short 4 Grief, so keep ur Al sarrows nd worries n ur Old Kid bag nd throw it frm de Top

Teacher there is a frog ship sinking

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you

Hi its syed tahir is here

hi its syed tahir is here any one wanna share frndship with me of any tipe so contect me. i m 24 years old

Some people have such a unique place

Some people have such a unique place of their own in your life that it can’t be taken by any other… The times spent

An old mans t shirt has words

An old man’s T-shirt has words: ~ ‘I am not 40, I am 16 with 24 years of experience’ ~ That’s Attitude! Think…. Differently….:-)

Were i hard favoured foul or wrinkled old ill nurtured

‘Were I hard-favoured, foul, or wrinkled-old, Ill-nurtured, crooked, churlish, harsh in voice, O’erworn, despised, rheumatic, and cold, Thick-sighted, barren, lean, and lacking juice, Then

A 5 year old girl asked

A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her ‘WHAT IS LOVE’ … He Replied …. …’ Love Is When

Many peoples realize their hearts desires late

Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too

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shiamp3tones.ewebsite.com shia mp3 nohay and manqbat mp3 tones latest and old nohay tone pakistan first shia mp3 tones site. the largest collection nohay mp3

Shakespeare said new friends may be poems

Shakespeare said: ‘New friends may be poems but old friends are Alphabets, Because you will need them to read the poems

Looking back on the months gone by

Looking back on the months gone by As a new year starts and an old one ends We contemplate what brought us joy And

Before the golden sun sets old calender

Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed?

If you want to look young and

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

Old man school ke principle se

Old man school ke principle se: Zara raja ko bula dein. Principle: Aap kon? Old man: Mein us ka dada. Princple: Woh chutti le

They shall not grow old as

They shall not grow old As we that r left grow old Age shall not weary them Nor da years condemn At da going

M for the million things she

M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save

M 4 the million things she

M – 4 the MILLION things she gave me O – 4 she’s growing OLD T – 4 the TEARS she shed 2 save

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Age appears to be best in some

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and

Teacher asked to a boy whats the

Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in

Pink flowers blossomed in the season i

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

Whn old wishes in ur heartol d

Whn old wishes in ur heart,ol d dreams uv evr had & ol d things uv always hoped 4 soar in2 the sky &

Life 4 u death me happiness sorrow

Life 4 u, Death 4 me Happiness 4 u, Sorrow 4 me New 4 u,Old 4 me Fun 4 u ,Work 4 me Grace

I love my friends becoz friend is

i love my friends………. becoz friend is life………… soo anyone friendship 2 me. i m 21 year old… my cast is Araien…. so contect

Wiping tears together sharing really stupid

Wiping tears together.. Sharing really stupid and small things.. Not caring about the distances.. Being naughty with each other.. Being honest with each other..

She marking them begins a wailing note

She, marking them, begins a wailing note, And sings extemporally a woeful ditty – How love makes young men thrall, and old men dote;

80 year old man dr my 20year

80 Year old man Dr: My 20year old Wife is Pregnant I’m so Happy koi Advic Dy Dr: Ok 1 Qisa Suno 1 Shikari

Men grow old pearls yellow there is

Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

18th birthday messages i cried on

18th Birthday Messages I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with

1 sardar musium gaya wahan uss se

1 Sardar musium gaya, wahan uss se 1 Statue toot gaya, OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 years old statue, Sardar: Thank God Main

Hi its syed tahir is here

hi its syed tahir is here any one wanna share frndship with me of any tipe so contect me. i m 24 years old

Zindgi ke 3 ajjeb level 1

Zindgi ke 3 ajjeb level: 1- Collage life- Time hai, dost hai but paisa nahi hai… . . . . 2- Office life- Dost

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

3 nice stories 1onceall villagers decided

3 Nice Stories 1.Once,all Villagers decided to pray for rain on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy come with

Once an old age mother was sitting

Once an Old Age Mother was sitting with her son. . Ek kawa (crow) pas betha tha, MAAN nE poocha k Beta yE kia

80 yr old man dr meri 20

80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno 1 shikari shikar

Congratulations to you my old friendbirthday wishes

Congratulations to you, my old friend,Birthday wishes to you, I do send. You look good for your age, I could say,But you look good

And catch each moment in its eternally

and catch each moment in its eternally lovely form. When I fall in love, I will miss her the very moment I say ‘goodbye’

U love even in such

U Love , Even In Such Old age, U Would Have Made Storms In Youth, Hug Me My Life I’ll Make U Young Again

Teacher to 14 year old student tenu

Teacher to 14 year old student: ‘Tenu pata ae ,es umer vich Quaid e Azam ne Matric kr liya si . Student: Sir twadi

An old quote agr insan ka

An Old Quote ‘Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Usy Ghussy Ki Halat Men Dekho ‘New Version’ Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho

Some of the best moments in life

Some of the best moments in life:- Lying in bed listening to the rain outside… Thinking about the person you love… A long drive

Gandhi was fucking vena malik veena malik

Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik. Veena Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard Gandhi: Sweet

Many peoples realize their hearts desires late

Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too

Smile to old means respect child

Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still

Mother stands for m for

Mother stands for M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she

M for the million things she

M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save

God made a wonderful mother a mother

God made a wonderful Mother, A mother who never grows old; He made her smile of the sunshine, and he molded her heart of

Life is spent in 3 stupid stages

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No

Before the golden sun sets old calender

‘Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed? ‘

Make a new friend but dont forget

MAKE A NEW FRIEND BUT DON^T FORGET OLD FRIEND. BECAUSE OLD IS GOLD AND NEW IS SILVER

A happy man is a of honesty

A happy man is a man of honesty and sharp intelligence. So, congratulations on your anniversary, happy man! Goodness of heart eclipses the genius

Age appears to be best in some

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and

Many peoples realize their hearts desires late

Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too

Confidence once all villagers decided to pray

CONFIDENCE: Once all villagers decided to pray 4 rain,On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy came with umbrella thats

Wife is like a tv girlfriend mobile

Wife is like a TV Girlfriend is like a MOBILE At home u watch TV but when u go out u take ur MOBILE

Old age is like a plane flying

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

The first sign of old age is

‘The First sign of old age is when. . . . . . . . . your wife starts trusting you.’:

Couple in train girlthere is pain

couple in train girl:there is pain in my hand boy kisses her hand girl:there is pain in my neck boy kisses her neck old

Its not that you stop smiling as

Its not That You Stop Smiling as You Grow Old. The Real Thing Is You Grow old Because You Stop Smiling. Donate a Smile

I cant understand why people are frightened

I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.

What is the difference bw new marriage

What Is the Difference B/w New Marriage And Old Marriage? . .New Marige Mei Log LIPS Mila k Or . . Old Marriage Me

Ladies were fighting for the seat in

Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus, Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all. At last

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

M is for the million things she

M is for the million things she gave me, O means only that she’s growing old, T is for the tears she shed to

Tcher how old is ur father sunny

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I

Height of fashion a six months

Height Of FashiOn: A Six mOnths Old Baby Boy gOes tO a Huggies Outlet Centre & Asks: Dude Levis ka lOw Waist Nappy Aaya

Smile meanings to old means respect

Smile meanings Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental

Many peoples realize their hearts desires late

Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too

ur way ur styl call no no

-ur way ur styl- Call No way no time – – – Mis’bell Yuk old way – – – Msg Oh God no more

Teacher what happened in 1809 student abraham

Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

G get up o open ur eyes o out of

G-get up O-open ur eyes O-out of ur bed D-day has risen M-merry life …O-old dreams cum true R-rise$shine N-new frnds I-ideas of life

A nice quoation i have found today

A nice Quoation I have found today so thought to share with u, ‘Growing old is Compulsory and Growing up is Optional’ ESSENCE: Take

A new oath holds pretty well but

A new oath holds pretty well; but… when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its

An old man in love is like

“An old man in love is like a flower in winter” GOOD NITE

The old year has gone let

The Old Year Has Gone, Let The Dead Past Bury Its Own Dead, The New Year Has Taken Possession Of The Clock Of Time.

A young girl after her honeymoon came

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70

Old friends pass away new appear it

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing

Winter winter everywhere shows its face eyes

Winter, winter, everywhere Shows its face, its eyes, its hair Winter, winter, freezing cold enjoyed by many, young and old.

Lifes tragedy is that we get old

Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.

Old song and remix me kya farq

Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi? ‘Old Song’ DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi ‘REmix SOng’ DAncer Ne

Earlier life meant a winter evening

Earlier, Life Meant: A Winter Evening Four Friends Mild Rain.., Four Pegs Of Rum 100 Bucks For Petrol Two Rusty Old Bikes.., An Open

The old believe everything middle aged suspect

The Old Believe Everything; The Middle Aged Suspect Everything: The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Assaamaaikum 2 my deaeszt friendz

‘ASSA!!AM_()_A!!AIKUM 2 @!! my DEAESZT friendz, This is BILAL MEMON here i m STUDENT of IMSA, i m 18 years OLD , n my

Still smiling smile 2 old man

Still Smiling Smile 2 Old Man Means Respect Smile 2 A Child Means Innocence Smile 2 Lover Means Love Smiling In Front Of Computer

Winter winter everywhere shows its face eyes

Winter, winter, everywhere, Shows its face, its eyes, its hair. Winter, winter, freezing cold, enjoyed by many; young and old!

To the outside world we all grow

To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know

M for the million things she

M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save

Winter everywhere shows its face eyes hair

Winter, Winter, Everywhere Shows Its Face, Its Eyes, Its Hair Winter, Winter, Freezing Cold Enjoyed By Many, Young And Old

Dnt b sad whn u see ur

Dnt b sad whn u see ur ex girlfrnd flirtng with s0m0ne else… ooooo0ooo0oo c0me 0n yar… learn to donate ur old toys to

Doctor to girl doctor tum ne

Doctor to Girl Doctor: Tum ne itny old man se shadi kar li Girl: Saly mare abu ne kaha tha old is Gold bs

Then sing young hearts that are full

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer, With never a thought of sorrow; The old goes out, but the glad young year

Certain corpuscles denominated christmas books with the

Certain corpuscles, denominated Christmas Books, with the ostensible intention of swelling the tide of exhilaration, or other expansive emotions, incident upon the exodus of

What can be said in new year

What can be said in New Year rhymes, That’s not been said a thousand times? The new years come, the old years go, We

sweet qoute from an 8 year

? Sweet Qoute From An 8 Year Old Kid.. Love is when…. I can’t pay attention in my class.. BecausE.. I Am tOo busy

Respect old graduated people they highschool

‘Respect oLd graduated peopLe: They graduated highschooL without Google or Wikipedia’:-P

An old arabian saying if you want

An old Arabian saying: If you want 2 satisfy a woman change position daily! if you want 2 satisfy yourself change woman daily. YA

6 year old boy i love

6 year old boy : I love you mom !!! Mom : awww..! I love you too! . . . . 17 year old

Mom son get up its time to

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College. Son: No ma. I dont want to go to College. Mom: Give me 2

Sirilankan experts shared their experience as dengue

Sirilankan experts shared their experience as dengue is present in their country through out year but they hav almost no deaths.Important points to share

Zindgi ke 3 ajjeb level 1

‘Zindgi ke 3 ajjeb level: 1- Collage life- Time hai, dost hai but paisa nahi hai… . . . . 2- Office life- Dost

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll

Every generation laughs at the old fashions

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Yu get rich naturally as u grow

YU get RICH Naturally as U grow old: Silver in ur hair, Gold in ur teeth, Sugar in ur blood & Stones in ur

Accountant this painting is 500 years and

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information? Accountant: I was here 20

Difference bw old and new generation

Difference b/w old and new generation… Old Generation: neeki kar dariya me dal 🙂 New Generation: kuch bhi kar, facebook pae dal

Oh my allah give us a

Oh My ALLAH , Give Us a Strength in This Ramadan…!! Oh My ALLAH, Bring Happiness in Our Life….!! Oh My ALLAH, Give Us

An old lady gave the bus conductor

An old lady gave the bus conductor nuts , almonds to eat .. Conductor: ‘So kind of you that you give me those nuts

Golden words remember allah in

GOLDEN WORDS = Remember Allah in ease , Allah will remembr you in difficulty . = Remembr Allah in young Age, Allah will remembr

The great pashtu poet ghani khan

The great Pashtu poet ‘GHANI KHAN’ says: ‘Pukhtoon loves fighting but hates to be a Soldier, Loves music but has a great contempt for

Smile to old people means respect

Smile to old people means respect Smile to child means innocence Smile to friend means care Smile in front of mobile means ‘puttar chakkr

This is very old story aik

This is very old story aik banda bohat gareeb tha us kai 5 bache the lekin woh un ko is baat ka ehsas nahe

A psychometric test u r drivng in

A Psychometric Test: u r drivng in car on rainy nyt.u pas by a bus stop n u c 3 ppl w8ng 4 bus:

a bitter truth when the

‘ A Bitter Truth ‘ When the relation is new. . People find reasons to meet. . But’, When it becomes old. . People

An old quote ager insan ka

An Old Quote ‘ Ager Insan ka Ikhlaq Daikhna ho to usay Ghussay ki Halat main Daikho’ New Version ‘ Ager Insan ka Ikhlaq

Boy was sitting in a park behind

Boy Was Sitting In A Park Behind A Tree With His Girl-Friend Old Man Came: Kia Ye Humari Tehzeeb Hy ? ? … Boy:

A boy is sitting in a park

A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree wid his girl friend old man: bete, kya ye hamari tehzib hai ? boy:

Very daring lines written on the t shirt

Very daring lines written on the T-Shirt of a 12 years old girl.. . . . . . . . . ‘BOOBS’Coming Soon !

Wo choti baaton pe rooth jana roothe

wo choti choti baaton pe rooth jana:( wo roothe hua ki or b hatana:P wo kbi bhe parh kar na jana:) jo teachr poche

Old man yar ek time tha jab

Old Man: Yar Ek Time tha Jab BV Sar k Balon me Hath Pherti thi To Lorra Khara Ho jata tha! Ab BV Lorre

G get up o open ur eyes o out of

G-get up O-open ur eyes O-out of ur bed D-day has risen M-merry life O-old dreams cum true R-rise$shine N-new frnds I-ideas of life

Once an old age mother was sitting

Once an old age mother was sitting with her son. 1 kawa pas betha tha Maa ne pocha k beta ye kia ha? Beta:

Prescribed viagra dosages new girlfriend no

Prescribed Viagra dosages: New Girlfriend: No need. Old Girlfriend: Half tablet Mistress: One tablet Wife: 2 tabs + whiskey + blue film + heating

Finish each day and be done with

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as

Wo choti baton pe ruth jana ruthe

Wo Choti Choti Baton Pe Ruth Jana, Wo Ruthe Huye Ko Or Bhe Satana , Wo Kabhi Bhe Parh Kar Na Jana, Jo Teacher

Asaamoaiakum friends im faisal

Asa|am.o.A|iakum ….. Friends ,,, I’m Faisal …. 19 years old …. I’m stdnt Computer H & S …. I wan friendship wid niCe People

Nothing is old nothing new its just

Nothing is old nothing is new, Its just a matter of point of view, Enjoy life as happy days r few. Bcz life is

Hi how r u n whats

hi how r u n whats gong on there was a item when eevry body blived that earth was statioenyr but late on the

5 reasons why prefer sheela over

5 Reasons Why Prefer ‘Sheela’ Over ‘Munni’ 1. Branding: Munni Is Bad-Nam But …Sheela Is Jawaan 2. Place Of Performance: Munni Gyrated In Some

Age appears to be best in some

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and