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The old name of Taiwan was Farmosa.

hi its syed tahir is here any one wanna share frndship with me of any tipe so contect me. i m 24 years old

Do or Die is an old concept, Do it b4 die,is a new concept.

What can be said in New Year rhymes, That’s not been said a thousand times? The new years come, the old years go, We

Before the old year is gone Before the sms are jam Before the net is busy I wish you all the best and “Happy

A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her ‘WHAT IS LOVE’ … He Replied …. …’ Love Is When

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I

An old lady gave the bus conductor nuts , almonds to eat .. Conductor: ‘So kind of you that you give me those nuts

God made a wonderful Mother, A mother who never grows old; He made her smile of the sunshine, and he molded her heart of

Doctor to Girl Doctor: Tum ne itny old man se shadi kar li Girl: Saly mare abu ne kaha tha old is Gold bs

Shakespeare said: ‘New friends may be poems but old friends are Alphabets, Because you will need them to read the poems

Do you think anyone will give you a good job when ur 50years old? Can you join the army at 40 years of age?

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

Smile to old people means respect Smile to child means innocence Smile to friend means care Smile in front of mobile means ‘puttar chakkr

An old man’s T-shirt has words: ~ ‘I am not 40, I am 16 with 24 years of experience’ ~ That’s Attitude! Think…. Differently….:-)

I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.

Asa|am.o.A|iakum ….. Friends ,,, I’m Faisal …. 19 years old …. I’m stdnt Computer H & S …. I wan friendship wid niCe People

Nothing is old nothing is new, Its just a matter of point of view, Enjoy life as happy days r few. Bcz life is

Years and years will pass by.. and slowly the memories will fade and little by little the wind will blow away the sand castle

An old Arabian saying: If you want 2 satisfy a woman change position daily! if you want 2 satisfy yourself change woman daily. YA

“M” is for the million things she gave me, “O” means only that she’s growing old, “T” is for the tears she shed to

A Psychometric Test: u r drivng in car on rainy nyt.u pas by a bus stop n u c 3 ppl w8ng 4 bus:

80 Year old man Dr: My 20year old Wife is Pregnant I’m so Happy koi Advic Dy Dr: Ok 1 Qisa Suno 1 Shikari

M is for the million things she gave me, O means only that she’s growing old, T is for the tears she shed to

Height Of FashiOn: A Six mOnths Old Baby Boy gOes tO a Huggies Outlet Centre & Asks: Dude Levis ka lOw Waist Nappy Aaya

Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in

Life 4 u, Death 4 me Happiness 4 u, Sorrow 4 me New 4 u,Old 4 me Fun 4 u ,Work 4 me Grace

Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long

A prominent judge was asked what we, as citizens of the countries of the world, could do to reduce crime and disobedience to law

Life eZ 2 Short 4 Grief, so keep ur Al sarrows nd worries n ur Old Kid bag nd throw it frm de Top

‘Were I hard-favoured, foul, or wrinkled-old, Ill-nurtured, crooked, churlish, harsh in voice, O’erworn, despised, rheumatic, and cold, Thick-sighted, barren, lean, and lacking juice, Then

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Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed?

Old man school ke principle se: Zara raja ko bula dein. Principle: Aap kon? Old man: Mein us ka dada. Princple: Woh chutti le

M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and

Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

1 Sardar musium gaya, wahan uss se 1 Statue toot gaya, OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 years old statue, Sardar: Thank God Main

Zindgi ke 3 ajjeb level: 1- Collage life- Time hai, dost hai but paisa nahi hai… . . . . 2- Office life- Dost

3 Nice Stories 1.Once,all Villagers decided to pray for rain on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy come with

Congratulations to you, my old friend,Birthday wishes to you, I do send. You look good for your age, I could say,But you look good

U Love , Even In Such Old age, U Would Have Made Storms In Youth, Hug Me My Life I’ll Make U Young Again

An Old Quote ‘Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Usy Ghussy Ki Halat Men Dekho ‘New Version’ Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho

Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too

M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save

‘Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed? ‘

A happy man is a man of honesty and sharp intelligence. So, congratulations on your anniversary, happy man! Goodness of heart eclipses the genius

Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too

‘The First sign of old age is when. . . . . . . . . your wife starts trusting you.’:

Its not That You Stop Smiling as You Grow Old. The Real Thing Is You Grow old Because You Stop Smiling. Donate a Smile

Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus, Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all. At last

Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

A nice Quoation I have found today so thought to share with u, ‘Growing old is Compulsory and Growing up is Optional’ ESSENCE: Take

The Old Year Has Gone, Let The Dead Past Bury Its Own Dead, The New Year Has Taken Possession Of The Clock Of Time.

Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.

Earlier, Life Meant: A Winter Evening Four Friends Mild Rain.., Four Pegs Of Rum 100 Bucks For Petrol Two Rusty Old Bikes.., An Open

‘ASSA!!AM_()_A!!AIKUM 2 @!! my DEAESZT friendz, This is BILAL MEMON here i m STUDENT of IMSA, i m 18 years OLD , n my

Winter, winter, everywhere, Shows its face, its eyes, its hair. Winter, winter, freezing cold, enjoyed by many; young and old!

Winter, Winter, Everywhere Shows Its Face, Its Eyes, Its Hair Winter, Winter, Freezing Cold Enjoyed By Many, Young And Old

Certain corpuscles, denominated Christmas Books, with the ostensible intention of swelling the tide of exhilaration, or other expansive emotions, incident upon the exodus of

‘Respect oLd graduated peopLe: They graduated highschooL without Google or Wikipedia’:-P

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College. Son: No ma. I dont want to go to College. Mom: Give me 2

‘Zindgi ke 3 ajjeb level: 1- Collage life- Time hai, dost hai but paisa nahi hai… . . . . 2- Office life- Dost

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information? Accountant: I was here 20

GOLDEN WORDS = Remember Allah in ease , Allah will remembr you in difficulty . = Remembr Allah in young Age, Allah will remembr

This is very old story aik banda bohat gareeb tha us kai 5 bache the lekin woh un ko is baat ka ehsas nahe