old SMS Messages

Winter, winter, everywhere Shows its face, its eyes, its hair Winter, winter, freezing cold enjoyed by many, young and old.

“M” is for the million things she gave me, “O” means only that she’s growing old, “T” is for the tears she shed to

A Psychometric Test: u r drivng in car on rainy nyt.u pas by a bus stop n u c 3 ppl w8ng 4 bus:

hi its syed tahir is here any one wanna share frndship with me of any tipe so contect me. i m 24 years old

Wiping tears together.. Sharing really stupid and small things.. Not caring about the distances.. Being naughty with each other.. Being honest with each other..

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

A 5 year old boy askd his frnd.. wat’s frndship ? He replied frndship is when u rob my chocolates evry day frm my

Oh My ALLAH , Give Us a Strength in This Ramadan…!! Oh My ALLAH, Bring Happiness in Our Life….!! Oh My ALLAH, Give Us

“M” is for the million things she gave me, “O” means only that she’s growing old, “T” is for the tears she shed to

Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you

‘Were I hard-favoured, foul, or wrinkled-old, Ill-nurtured, crooked, churlish, harsh in voice, O’erworn, despised, rheumatic, and cold, Thick-sighted, barren, lean, and lacking juice, Then

Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too

Shakespeare said: ‘New friends may be poems but old friends are Alphabets, Because you will need them to read the poems

Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed?

Old man school ke principle se: Zara raja ko bula dein. Principle: Aap kon? Old man: Mein us ka dada. Princple: Woh chutti le

M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Whn old wishes in ur heart,ol d dreams uv evr had & ol d things uv always hoped 4 soar in2 the sky &

She, marking them, begins a wailing note, And sings extemporally a woeful ditty – How love makes young men thrall, and old men dote;

18th Birthday Messages I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with

hi its syed tahir is here any one wanna share frndship with me of any tipe so contect me. i m 24 years old

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

Once an Old Age Mother was sitting with her son. . Ek kawa (crow) pas betha tha, MAAN nE poocha k Beta yE kia

Congratulations to you, my old friend,Birthday wishes to you, I do send. You look good for your age, I could say,But you look good

U Love , Even In Such Old age, U Would Have Made Storms In Youth, Hug Me My Life I’ll Make U Young Again

An Old Quote ‘Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Usy Ghussy Ki Halat Men Dekho ‘New Version’ Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho

Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik. Veena Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard Gandhi: Sweet

Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still

M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No

MAKE A NEW FRIEND BUT DON^T FORGET OLD FRIEND. BECAUSE OLD IS GOLD AND NEW IS SILVER

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and

Wife is like a TV Girlfriend is like a MOBILE At home u watch TV but when u go out u take ur MOBILE

couple in train girl:there is pain in my hand boy kisses her hand girl:there is pain in my neck boy kisses her neck old

I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.

Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus, Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all. At last

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I

Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too

Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

A nice Quoation I have found today so thought to share with u, ‘Growing old is Compulsory and Growing up is Optional’ ESSENCE: Take

“An old man in love is like a flower in winter” GOOD NITE

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70

Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.

Earlier, Life Meant: A Winter Evening Four Friends Mild Rain.., Four Pegs Of Rum 100 Bucks For Petrol Two Rusty Old Bikes.., An Open

‘ASSA!!AM_()_A!!AIKUM 2 @!! my DEAESZT friendz, This is BILAL MEMON here i m STUDENT of IMSA, i m 18 years OLD , n my

Winter, winter, everywhere, Shows its face, its eyes, its hair. Winter, winter, freezing cold, enjoyed by many; young and old!

M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save

Dnt b sad whn u see ur ex girlfrnd flirtng with s0m0ne else… ooooo0ooo0oo c0me 0n yar… learn to donate ur old toys to

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer, With never a thought of sorrow; The old goes out, but the glad young year

What can be said in New Year rhymes, That’s not been said a thousand times? The new years come, the old years go, We

‘Respect oLd graduated peopLe: They graduated highschooL without Google or Wikipedia’:-P

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College. Son: No ma. I dont want to go to College. Mom: Give me 2

‘Zindgi ke 3 ajjeb level: 1- Collage life- Time hai, dost hai but paisa nahi hai… . . . . 2- Office life- Dost

YU get RICH Naturally as U grow old: Silver in ur hair, Gold in ur teeth, Sugar in ur blood & Stones in ur

Difference b/w old and new generation… Old Generation: neeki kar dariya me dal 🙂 New Generation: kuch bhi kar, facebook pae dal

GOLDEN WORDS = Remember Allah in ease , Allah will remembr you in difficulty . = Remembr Allah in young Age, Allah will remembr

Smile to old people means respect Smile to child means innocence Smile to friend means care Smile in front of mobile means ‘puttar chakkr

‘ A Bitter Truth ‘ When the relation is new. . People find reasons to meet. . But’, When it becomes old. . People

Boy Was Sitting In A Park Behind A Tree With His Girl-Friend Old Man Came: Kia Ye Humari Tehzeeb Hy ? ? … Boy:

Very daring lines written on the T-Shirt of a 12 years old girl.. . . . . . . . . ‘BOOBS’Coming Soon !

Old Man: Yar Ek Time tha Jab BV Sar k Balon me Hath Pherti thi To Lorra Khara Ho jata tha! Ab BV Lorre

Once an old age mother was sitting with her son. 1 kawa pas betha tha Maa ne pocha k beta ye kia ha? Beta:

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as

Asa|am.o.A|iakum ….. Friends ,,, I’m Faisal …. 19 years old …. I’m stdnt Computer H & S …. I wan friendship wid niCe People