If you want to look young and
Posted in Birthday SMS
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-
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A prominent judge was asked what we
Posted in Famous Quotation SMS
A prominent judge was asked what we, as citizens of the countries of the world, could do to reduce crime and disobedience to law
Old man school ke principle se
Posted in Sardar SMS
Old man school ke principle se: Zara raja ko bula dein. Principle: Aap kon? Old man: Mein us ka dada. Princple: Woh chutti le
They shall not grow old as
Posted in Good Morning SMS
They shall not grow old As we that r left grow old Age shall not weary them Nor da years condemn At da going
M for the million things she
Posted in Mothers Day SMS
M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save
Sardarji was asked what is a
Posted in Sardar SMS
Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
Age appears to be best in some
Posted in FriendShip SMS
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and
Teacher asked to a boy whats the
Posted in Teacher SMS
Teacher asked to a boy. What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in
Pink flowers blossomed in the season i
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
Pink flowers blossomed in the season I met you. With your attentions they are opening again, though these wounds had healed already. How long
Whn old wishes in ur heartol d
Posted in Golden Words SMS
Whn old wishes in ur heart,ol d dreams uv evr had & ol d things uv always hoped 4 soar in2 the sky &
Wiping tears together sharing really stupid
Posted in Golden Words SMS
Wiping tears together.. Sharing really stupid and small things.. Not caring about the distances.. Being naughty with each other.. Being honest with each other..
80 year old man dr my 20year
Posted in Naughty SMS
80 Year old man Dr: My 20year old Wife is Pregnant I’m so Happy koi Advic Dy Dr: Ok 1 Qisa Suno 1 Shikari
Men grow old pearls yellow there is
Posted in Birthday SMS
Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-
18th birthday messages i cried on
Posted in Birthday SMS
18th Birthday Messages I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with
1 sardar musium gaya wahan uss se
Posted in Sardar SMS
1 Sardar musium gaya, wahan uss se 1 Statue toot gaya, OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 years old statue, Sardar: Thank God Main
Hi its syed tahir is here
Posted in FriendShip SMS
hi its syed tahir is here any one wanna share frndship with me of any tipe so contect me. i m 24 years old
Zindgi ke 3 ajjeb level 1
Posted in FriendShip SMS
Zindgi ke 3 ajjeb level: 1- Collage life- Time hai, dost hai but paisa nahi hai… . . . . 2- Office life- Dost
One thing kids like is to be
Posted in April fool SMS
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove
3 nice stories 1onceall villagers decided
Posted in Golden Words SMS
3 Nice Stories 1.Once,all Villagers decided to pray for rain on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy come with
Congratulations to you my old friendbirthday wishes
Posted in Birthday SMS
Congratulations to you, my old friend,Birthday wishes to you, I do send. You look good for your age, I could say,But you look good
And catch each moment in its eternally
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
and catch each moment in its eternally lovely form. When I fall in love, I will miss her the very moment I say ‘goodbye’
U love even in such
Posted in Latest SMS
U Love , Even In Such Old age, U Would Have Made Storms In Youth, Hug Me My Life I’ll Make U Young Again
An old quote agr insan ka
Posted in Latest SMS
An Old Quote ‘Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Usy Ghussy Ki Halat Men Dekho ‘New Version’ Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho
Some of the best moments in life
Posted in Advice SMS
Some of the best moments in life:- Lying in bed listening to the rain outside… Thinking about the person you love… A long drive
Many peoples realize their hearts desires late
Posted in Good Morning SMS
Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too
Life is spent in 3 stupid stages
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No
Before the golden sun sets old calender
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
‘Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed? ‘
Make a new friend but dont forget
Posted in Advice SMS
MAKE A NEW FRIEND BUT DON^T FORGET OLD FRIEND. BECAUSE OLD IS GOLD AND NEW IS SILVER
A happy man is a of honesty
Posted in Anniversary SMS
A happy man is a man of honesty and sharp intelligence. So, congratulations on your anniversary, happy man! Goodness of heart eclipses the genius
Age appears to be best in some
Posted in FriendShip SMS
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and
Many peoples realize their hearts desires late
Posted in Good Morning SMS
Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too
Confidence once all villagers decided to pray
Posted in Advice SMS
CONFIDENCE: Once all villagers decided to pray 4 rain,On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy came with umbrella thats
Old age is like a plane flying
Posted in Birthday SMS
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-
Before the golden sun sets old calender
Posted in New Year SMS
Before the golden sun sets, old calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed?
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What is the difference bw new marriage
Posted in Naughty SMS
What Is the Difference B/w New Marriage And Old Marriage? . .New Marige Mei Log LIPS Mila k Or . . Old Marriage Me
Ladies were fighting for the seat in
Posted in Funny Poetry
Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus, Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all. At last
Many peoples realize their hearts desires late
Posted in Good Morning SMS
Many peoples realize their hearts’ desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You’ll never become too
ur way ur styl call no no
Posted in Good Morning SMS
-ur way ur styl- Call No way no time – – – Mis’bell Yuk old way – – – Msg Oh God no more
Teacher what happened in 1809 student abraham
Posted in Teacher SMS
Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
G get up o open ur eyes o out of
Posted in Good Morning SMS
G-get up O-open ur eyes O-out of ur bed D-day has risen M-merry life …O-old dreams cum true R-rise$shine N-new frnds I-ideas of life
A nice quoation i have found today
Posted in Famous Quotation SMS
A nice Quoation I have found today so thought to share with u, ‘Growing old is Compulsory and Growing up is Optional’ ESSENCE: Take
An old man in love is like
Posted in Good Night SMS
“An old man in love is like a flower in winter†GOOD NITE
Teacher there is a frog ship sinking
Posted in Teacher SMS
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you
A young girl after her honeymoon came
Posted in Bewakoof SMS
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70
Old friends pass away new appear it
Posted in FriendShip SMS
Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing
Winter winter everywhere shows its face eyes
Posted in Winter Season SMS
Winter, winter, everywhere Shows its face, its eyes, its hair Winter, winter, freezing cold enjoyed by many, young and old.
Lifes tragedy is that we get old
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
Earlier life meant a winter evening
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
Earlier, Life Meant: A Winter Evening Four Friends Mild Rain.., Four Pegs Of Rum 100 Bucks For Petrol Two Rusty Old Bikes.., An Open
The old believe everything middle aged suspect
Posted in Birthday SMS
The Old Believe Everything; The Middle Aged Suspect Everything: The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Still smiling smile 2 old man
Posted in Insult SMS
Still Smiling Smile 2 Old Man Means Respect Smile 2 A Child Means Innocence Smile 2 Lover Means Love Smiling In Front Of Computer
M for the million things she
Posted in Mothers Day SMS
M – For the MILLION things she gave me, O – For she’s growing OLD, T – For the TEARS she shed to save
Doctor to girl doctor tum ne
Posted in Latest SMS
Doctor to Girl Doctor: Tum ne itny old man se shadi kar li Girl: Saly mare abu ne kaha tha old is Gold bs
Then sing young hearts that are full
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer, With never a thought of sorrow; The old goes out, but the glad young year
Certain corpuscles denominated christmas books with the
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
Certain corpuscles, denominated Christmas Books, with the ostensible intention of swelling the tide of exhilaration, or other expansive emotions, incident upon the exodus of
What can be said in new year
Posted in 2017 New Year SMS
What can be said in New Year rhymes, That’s not been said a thousand times? The new years come, the old years go, We
An old arabian saying if you want
Posted in Latest SMS
An old Arabian saying: If you want 2 satisfy a woman change position daily! if you want 2 satisfy yourself change woman daily. YA
6 year old boy i love
Posted in Mothers Day SMS
6 year old boy : I love you mom !!! Mom : awww..! I love you too! . . . . 17 year old
Mom son get up its time to
Posted in Teacher SMS
Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College. Son: No ma. I dont want to go to College. Mom: Give me 2
Sirilankan experts shared their experience as dengue
Posted in General Knowledge Qs
Sirilankan experts shared their experience as dengue is present in their country through out year but they hav almost no deaths.Important points to share
Once there was a meeting of all
Posted in Sardar SMS
Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll
Every generation laughs at the old fashions
Posted in Famous Quotation SMS
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
Accountant this painting is 500 years and
Posted in Sardar SMS
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information? Accountant: I was here 20
Golden words remember allah in
Posted in Golden Words SMS
GOLDEN WORDS = Remember Allah in ease , Allah will remembr you in difficulty . = Remembr Allah in young Age, Allah will remembr
The great pashtu poet ghani khan
Posted in Golden Words SMS
The great Pashtu poet ‘GHANI KHAN’ says: ‘Pukhtoon loves fighting but hates to be a Soldier, Loves music but has a great contempt for
A psychometric test u r drivng in
Posted in Questionnaire SMS
A Psychometric Test: u r drivng in car on rainy nyt.u pas by a bus stop n u c 3 ppl w8ng 4 bus:
a bitter truth when the
Posted in Golden Words SMS
‘ A Bitter Truth ‘ When the relation is new. . People find reasons to meet. . But’, When it becomes old. . People
G get up o open ur eyes o out of
Posted in Good Morning SMS
G-get up O-open ur eyes O-out of ur bed D-day has risen M-merry life O-old dreams cum true R-rise$shine N-new frnds I-ideas of life
Finish each day and be done with
Posted in Advice SMS
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as
Wo choti baton pe ruth jana ruthe
Posted in FriendShip SMS
Wo Choti Choti Baton Pe Ruth Jana, Wo Ruthe Huye Ko Or Bhe Satana , Wo Kabhi Bhe Parh Kar Na Jana, Jo Teacher
Nothing is old nothing new its just
Posted in Good Morning SMS
Nothing is old nothing is new, Its just a matter of point of view, Enjoy life as happy days r few. Bcz life is
5 reasons why prefer sheela over
Posted in Latest SMS
5 Reasons Why Prefer ‘Sheela’ Over ‘Munni’ 1. Branding: Munni Is Bad-Nam But …Sheela Is Jawaan 2. Place Of Performance: Munni Gyrated In Some
Age appears to be best in some
Posted in FriendShip SMS
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and
I love my friends becoz friend is
Posted in FriendShip SMS
i love my friends………. becoz friend is life………… soo anyone friendship 2 me. i m 21 year old… my cast is Araien…. so contect
Aik burhiyaa dusree se tum batao
Posted in Naughty SMS
aik burhiyaa dusree burhiyaa se : tum batao tumhara buchpan kaisa guzra?? old lady replied : mera buchpaan to humsayoo k lurkoo ki goad
Burden of a year wh8 can
Posted in Latest SMS
Burden Of a Year Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes Th8’z not been said a thousand times The new years come ,
A 5 year old girl asked
Posted in Latest SMS
A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her ‘WHAT IS LOVE’ … He Replied …. …’ Love Is When
When friendships undergo a test its often
Posted in FriendShip SMS
When friendships undergo a test It’s often found old friends are best; The sampler on the parlour wall Has these few lines which say
Who is pukhton pukhton has 6000
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
Who Is PUKHTON? PUKHTON has 6000 year old History. There is no1 single nonmuslim in PUKHTON nation All PUKHTONs r muslims. This is the
Hi its syed tahir is here
Posted in FriendShip SMS
hi its syed tahir is here any one wanna share frndship with me of any tipe so contect me. i m 24 years old
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