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Love can be green peaceful and serene I can hear your heart beats it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a

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A Philospher sys ‘100 words of a true Frnd can nvr gve u pain, But a Tru Frnd’s Silence can give 100 tears in

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?There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend

Time has no divisions to mark its

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new

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Height of technical overdose… A computer student falling from the roof of a building n shouting: F1 F1 F1 instead of help- help-help 😛

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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

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One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is telling him gently of a fault. If any other

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Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an

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The only use of a knowledge of the past is to equip us for the present. The present contains all that there is. It

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HeiGht Of Techncl Overdose: A Cmputr Student Fallng from D Roof Of a Building n Shoutng: F1 F1 F1 instead Of help-help-help!

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What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience?

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The greater the loyalty of a group toward the group, the greater is the motivation among the members to achieve the goals of the

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The SoftneSs of A pers0n’s nature does not mean Wéaknèss. BécaÃœsè, Noth¡ng ¡s Softer than Water. But ¡ts force can break the StronGest Rocks!

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Each drop of a Tear is Costly than anything in World.. But, No One knows its value until they have it in their own

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Value of a man depends upon his courage; his veracity depends upon his self-respect and his chastity depends upon his sense of honor.

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The willingness to listen, the patience to understand, the strength to support, the heart to care & just to be there…. that is the

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3 Nice Stories 1.Once,all Villagers decided to pray for rain on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy come with

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On Independence Day Here’s wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us… NOW AND ALWAYS!

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Friendship is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

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I am in the habit of looking not so much to the nature of a gift as to the spirit in which it is

Sardar was looking at a painting for

Sardar was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body. Someone asked what are u

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Each drop of a Tear is Costly than anything in World.. But, No One knows its value until they have it in their own

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It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn’t have this and I didn’t have that. But

And ye who have met with adversitys

And ye, who have met with Adversity’s blast, And been bow’d to the earth by its fury; To whom the Twelve Months, that have

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Happy DECEMBER The King Of WINTER The Symbol Of SORROW The End Of A YEAR & The Beginning Of GOOD HOPE So, HAPPY WINTER’s

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FRIENDSHIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN FRIENDSHIP MEAN LIKE GOLDS FRIENDSHIP MEAN FRESH FLOWER FRIENDSHIP MEAN FEELING FRIENDSHIP MEAN HAPPINESS FRIENDSHIP MEAN PLEASED FRIENDSHIP

To be a freshman is to in

To be a freshman is to be in possession of a wonderful thing: time. There is time to figure out what you want to

Red rose our love is that

Red Rose Our love is that of a red rose Whose splendor rises as the sun shows its face, Whose petals expand further and

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One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is telling him gently of a fault. If any other

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Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face

Lucky is the man who first love

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a

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Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person’s character lies in their

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Beauty.. Freshness.. Dreams.. Truth.. Imagination.. Feeling.. Faith.. Trust.. This is begining of a new year!

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CONFIDENCE: Once all villagers decided to pray 4 rain,On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy came with umbrella thats

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This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be a friend so that a friend remains a friend

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Best line written in front of a Masjid in New York: ‘Always believe in ALLAH’ because there are some questions in grave that cannot

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‘Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status On Facebook Says: ‘Standing On The Edge of A Bridge…’ Friend: Boy: Nothing, I Just Poked Her :P:D’

The proper office of a friend is

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong

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Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person’s character lies in their

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‘I can even calculate the velocities of heavenly bodies but cannot calculate the hate of a person hidden behind a smiling face’. (Albert Einstein)

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Wht is the difference b/w a Coffee Shop and a Wine Shop ? Simple.. . . . . . . . Coffee Shop iz

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Funny sentence written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road: , ‘you are not looking at the road

The importance of a caring person in

The imPortance of a Caring Person in 0ur life is like imp0rtance of 0ur HEART BEAT. Bcoz Heart beat is not Visible but Sileñtly

The final forming of a persons character

The final forming of a person’s character lies in their own hands. Anne Frank

If you could see it from my

If you could see it from my eyes u would know u are one gem of a Woman!

Thousands words of a teacher does not

Thousands words of a teacher does not hurt But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes:-D:-):-D:-P

A bulky boy went to a mango

A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All

The fragrance of flowers spread only in

THE FRAGRANCE OF FLOWERS SPREAD ONLY IN THE DIRECTION OF THE WING BUT THE GOODNESS OF A PERSON SPREADS IN ALL DIRECTIONS SUBAH BAKHAIR.

Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of

‘Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.’

Its an imaginary world where we are

Its an imaginary world, where we are forced to dream the future of super humans, the super natural humans bhind the stage playing everything

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Secret Of A Happy Married Life… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Love! Love can be red like the intense heat of a passionate kiss the color of sweetness the color of strawberries.

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The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely….

A little boy was d0ing his maths

…*A little boy was d0ing his math’s homew0rk… He said t0 himself 2+5 the s0n of a bitch is 7. 3+6 the s0n of

The worth of a book is to

The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry away from it. Anonymous

Curiosity is one of the permanent and

Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind. Samuel Johnson

Like a fresh dewdrops of a new

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day?may GOD?S loving u hands be upon u todayto freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

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LOGIC QUESTIONS with answers 1)Wen will a horse hav 6legs? 2)Wen does monday cum b4 sunday? 3)Wen do u find a lot of cities

How does lazy people like you take

How does lazy people like you take bath during winter They stand infront of a mirror Throw water on the mirror And say ….

If instead of a gem or even

If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend,

A computer was something on tv

A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was

Come everyone lets give a cheer

Come everyone let’s give a cheer, In celebration of a couple dear. A couple who in love unite, And are seldom cross and hardly

line of a broken heart

[ Line Of A Broken Heart ] This Time I’m Giving Myself A Reason To Move On. B’coz Only Me And My God Knows

Nice line written on the gate of

Nice Line Written On The Gate Of A Graveyard : ‘This Place Is Full Of Those PEOPLE Who Thought That The World Can Not

Love would never be a promise of

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of

Each drop of a tear is costly

Each drop of a Tear is Costly,, than anything in World.. But, No One knows its value, until they have it in their own

The willingness to listen the patience understand

The willingness to listen, the patience to understand, the strength to support, the heart to care & just to be there….that is the beauty

Sometime he scuds far off and there

Sometime he scuds far off, and there he stares; Anon he starts at stirring of a feather; To bid the wind a base he

The mind of a wise man is

The mind of a wise man is the safest custody of secrets; cheerfulness is the key to friendship; patience and forbearance will conceal many

After hearing that one of the patients

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a

I love your eyes smile cherish ways

I love your eyes, I love your smile, I cherish your ways, I adore your style What can I say? You are 1 of

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Superb answers They should fire the examiner who set those questions Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did

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What can be said in New Year rhymes, That’s not been said a thousand times? The new years come, the old years go, We

Before now you are just okyesterday were

Before Now you are just ok,yesterday you were better,today you are perfect,This is the the effect of a blissful season…christmas.merry it in style.

A girl and boy were standing in

A girl and A boy were standing in front of a mirror, The boy asked, ‘What do you see..? The Girl smiled. . .

Best relation in dis world is

Best Relation In Dis World Is, When You Hold The Hand Of A Person And The Person Walks With You Without Asking ‘Where’ And

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Sun rises for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But, a Gud starting of a day remains in Heart forever..

Different phases of a man

Different Phases of a man : after engagement: super man , after marriage: gentle man , after 10 years: watch ; man , &

Even a big pot full of water

Even a big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole. So a little Anger or Ego can burn up all

Best line written in front of a

‘Best line written in front of a Masjid in New York: ‘Always believe in ALLAH’ because there are some questions in grave that cannot

Innocent line written on t shirt of a

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. ‘Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..’ 😉 B-)

The weakest part of a relation comes

‘The weakest part of a relation comes When one of the person Has to give explination to prove TRUST…!

A man is not alone in the

A man is not alone in the company of a woman, except that the third of them is shaytaan [Tirmidhi]

line of a broken heart

[ Line Of A Broken Heart ] This Time I’m Giving Myself A Reason To Move On. B’coz Only Me And My God Knows

The true measurement of greatness a man

The true measurement of greatness of a man is that how he behaves with the person who can give him nothing. GoOd MoRnInG.

May d sun alwys shine on ur

May d sun alwys shine on ur windwpane; May a rainbw b certain 2 folow ich rain; May d hand of a frend alwys

Ability of a person is not how

Ability Of A Person Is Not How He Has Planned. But, How He Stands And Faces The Challenges Of Life When Everything He Planned

Thousand words of a teacher does not

Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt… But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears into the eyes.. (William

If the first button of a shirt

If The First Button Of A Shirt Is Put Wrong.. Every Button Will Be Wrong.. So.. … Always Take Your First Step Very Carefully..

To kick start my new year i

To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative. The trouble with jogging is that the ice

In ur opinion wat type of a

In ur opinion wat type of a girl m i? 1.shy but beautiful 2.pretty but flirt 3.drama queen but inteligent 4.sacrifycing and innocent 5.courgeous

Never worry about the delay of your

Never Worry About the Delay of your Success as Compared to Others, Because Construction of a Pyramid Takes More Time Than Ordinary Buildings! (Anonymous)

Logic questions 1when will a horse

LOGIC QUESTIONS 1)When will a horse hav 6 legs? 2)When does monday come b4 sunday? 3)When do you find a lot of cities without

Very daring lines written on the t shirt

Very daring lines written on the T-Shirt of a 12 years old girl.. . . . . . . . . ‘BOOBS’Coming Soon !

A guy and his girl were standing

A Guy And His Girl Were Standing In Front Of A Mirror… He Asked Girl- ‘ What Do You See…???’ The Guy Smiled And

Calibre of a person is not how

‘Calibre of a person is not how he has planned.. But, How he stands and faces challenges of life when everything he planned has

Suppose the world were only one of

Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a

Even great qualities of a tudent

$even Great Qualities Of A $tudent: 1. CONSISTENCY- once a zero, always a zero;-) 2. VOICE MODULATION- attendance in 5 different voices 3. PRESENTATION

Be fearful of a dignified man when

Be fearful of a dignified man when he is hungry, and of a mean person when his belly is full

When a drop of water falls into

When a drop of water falls into a river, it has no identity! But wen it falls on d leaf of a Lotus, it

Best results are generated at the end

Best RESULTS Are Generated At the END of a DAY If BEST IDEAS Are Generated At the BEGINING Of The DAY.. I Wish You

Best relation in this world is when

Best relation in this world is,,, When you hold the hand of a person and the person walks with you without asking ‘Where’and ‘Why’!!

Ya allah dont take my soul away

Ya ALLAH dont take my soul away until you are happy with me, . ya ALLAH give me a death of a shaheed. .

Husband and wife are like 2 tyres

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Beauty freshness dreams truth imagination feeling faith

Beauty.. Freshness.. Dreams.. Truth.. Imagination.. Feeling.. Faith.. Trust.. This is begining of a new year!

Burden of a year wh8 can

Burden Of a Year Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes Th8’z not been said a thousand times The new years come ,

One of the surest evidences friendship that

One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is telling him gently of a fault. If any other

On diz frndship day lets promise

On diz Frndship Day Let’s promise to our Frndz -Evn if 1 of us becomes …CEO of a company V wd call him/her n

Logic questions 1when will a horse

LOGIC QUESTIONS 1)When will a horse hav 6 legs? 2)When does monday come b4 sunday? 3)When do you find a lot of cities without

w o m a n

~*~ W O M A N ~*~ The Lifetime Of A Boy To Man … …I Was Born, A Woman Was There To Hold

When u feel depressed confused or hurt

When u feel depressed, confused or hurt, don’t worry stand in front of a mirror, u will find the best one to solve your

My religion islam consists of a humble

My religion( Islam) consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive

The smile is like a simcard

The smile is like a simcard The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a

Genius is the talent of a person

Genius is the talent of a person who is dead. Anonymous