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Wife im not feeling good husband its

Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for shopping. Wife: I was joking Na. Husband: Me too.

There is no fear in love if

There is no fear in Love, if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern. Love is not what you

Judge why are you arrested sardar for

Judge: why are you arrested? Sardar: for shopping early. Judge: well, that’s not a crime. Anyway how early were you shopping? Sardar: before the

Be not afraid of greatness some men

Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. William Shakespeare

Always be happy always wear a smile

Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason

If one does not know to which

If one does not know to which port is sailing, no wind is favorable.

The gun only for girlz

The Gun only for Girlz ……^_~ .._|____________________,,_ ../ `–||||||||———————-] ./_==____________________| …),—.(_(__) / ..// () ),—-‘.’ .//___// /`—-‘ / ____ / Not for……. Boyz………^_~ ……….WOW………..

Loving is not just looking at each

Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction. Happy Teddy Bear Day

My attitudefrm life i dont

My Attitude*Frm My Life* *. I DON’T LOOK BACK – UNLESS THERE’S A GOOD VIEW! *. I’M SLOW TO TRUST, BUT QUICK TO LOVE.

Be ready you can not skip being

Be ready, you can not skip being coloured by me this time. Don’t just lock your self up on the day and Holi hard.

Pass this to your friends and see

Pass this to your friends and see how many colors You get..!! Red: You should improve your nature.. Blue: you should put a smile

Some lazy rules vs hav adapted in

Some LAZY RULES vs hav adapted in our lives: 1.The farther away the remote is,the more u like what’s already on TV. 2.if u

Luck is not in our hands but

luck is not in our hands. but decision is in our hands.. so make ur life with ur sweet Angel.. i don’t wanna lost

Loving urself is common but caring for

Loving Urself Is Common, But Caring for Someone is great, U might not remember a small act Of Caring But It might b the

Anger is insanity it makes you feel

Anger is insanity; it makes you feel sorry afterwards. However, if you do not feel any remorse afterwards then you are definitely insane

Ship is always safe at the shore

Ship is always Safe at the Shore But it s not built for it! So, don`t Limit Urself and always Take Risks! Because Success

Youve seen me laugh cry and

You’ve seen me laugh You’ve seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks

Love is not a word who you

love is not a word love is love love is who you are love never dies love lyies in your heart

Flowers are very soft do not touch

‘FLOWERS’ are very soft ,do not touch with hard hands Similarly: ‘FEELINGS’ are like soft flowers do not touch them with hard Words

Feel the depth of this sentence

Feel the depth of this sentence.. ‘ALLAH’ does not like the hardness of ‘Tongue’ and ‘Heart’ that is why ‘ALLAH’ made them boneless’..

A beautiful relationship does not depend on

A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT DEPEND ON HOW WELL WE UNDERSTAND SOMEONE. BUT IT DEPENDS ON HOW WELL WE AVOID MIS-UNDERSTANDINGS!! SUBHA BAKHAIR,

The tender spring upon thy tempting lip

‘The tender spring upon thy tempting lip Shows thee unripe; yet mayst thou well be tasted. Make use of time, let not advantage slip:

Height ov attitude a girl

Height Ov Attitude! . A Girl proposed Me I said : I’m not accepting ur proposal but i salute ur CHOICE! 😉

Methought i saw the grave where laura

Methought I saw the grave where Laura lay, Within that temple where the vestal flame Was wont to burn; and, passing by that way,

Bid me discourse i will enchant thine

‘Bid me discourse, I will enchant thine ear, Or like a fairy trip upon the green, Or like a nymph, with long dishevelled hair,

M my lovely wife i is i

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we

Thanks for not sending any sms u

Thanks for not sending any SmS.. U hav bcum the Top contender for the ‘KANJUS RATNA’ Award-2008! Na.. Na,, Sms mat karna

We spend our days waiting for the

We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us. But what we forget is that, paths are made

Not brute force but only persuasion and

Not brute force but only persuasion and faith are the kings of this world.

All the wild sweetness of flower tangled

All the wild sweetness of the flower Tangled against the wall. It was that magic, silent hour…. The branches grew so tall They twined

Toffees candies should not be used

Toffees & candies should not be used especially by children because it lessens the apetite and may cause plaque on teeth!!!

Best friends are not based on whos

BEST Friends are NOT based on who’s been there the longest, They’re based on who’s been there and never left your side…’

Someone ask me to describe u in

Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled

All the world is birthday cake so

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Why kareena did not marry shahid

Why Kareena did not marry Shahid . . . . . . . Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage Not Kapoor agiain…

A clay pot having milk will

A clay pot having milk Will be ranked higher Than a golden pot having poison. Its not our outer glamour But our inner virtues

Santa do you know english banta

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO

I can see you in my hands

I Can See You In My Hands. Whenever I Join Them To Pray. Ur Face Is One Of Those Who Live In My Heart.

Set priorities for your goals a major

Set priorities for your goals. A major part of successful living lies in the ability to put first things first. Indeed, the reason most

I love you more today than did

I love you more today than I did yesterday, But not as much as I will tomorow. Happy Valentine’s Day!

The purpose of life is not to

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make

A black man walks to a bar

A black man walks to a bar. a white man says: ‘colored people are not allowed in here.’ The black man says: ‘when i’m

They do not love that show their

They do not love that do not show their love. The course of true love never did run smooth. Love is a familiar. Love

A woman was created from a mans

A woman was created from a mans rib(Adam). Not from his feet 2 be walked on, Not from his head 2 be superior over,

Movie dialogues in chemistrys language my

Movie Dialogues In Chemistry’s Language.. My name is Bond, Covalent Bond Rishtey mein hum tumhare allotrope lagtey hain, naam hai Diamond … … P-block

Real true friends when you ask god

Real True Friends When you ask God for a gift, Be thankful if he sends, Not diamonds, pearls or riches, but the love of

If u like me then raise ur

if u like me then raise ur hands. if not then raise ur standerd. thats my attitude dont copy it bcz its my COPYRIGHT.

Sir what is difference between orange and

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Santa Singh: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Once there was a meeting of all

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh. We’ll

The tree does not withdraw its shade

The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter. So forgive the one who hurts you. They will realize your worth one day.

In a boys life you meet

In A Boys Life… -You Meet A Girl. -She’s Exactly What You Wanted. -You Make Her Your World. -She Breaks Your Heart In Half.

Sometimes in our life v feel that

Sometimes in our LIFE V feel that all doors are closed. At that time remember these words….. ALL DOOR ARE CLOSED NOT LOCKED……!!!!!

Friend youve had a good sleep

Friend You’ve Had A Good Sleep, A Good Night, A Good Bed, A Good Pillow, A Good Good Whatever. But Now Wake Up n

People meet by chance dey spend

People Meet By Chance !! Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether. Den God Apart Them Not 2 End The Story, But 2 C How Much

Even though she hates me in every

Even though, she hates me in every moment of life , but i love her with very seconds, not because she has broken my

A paper flying in air is due

‘A paper flying in air is due to its luck but a bird is flying due to its effort. So if luck is not

Keep courage whatever you do do not

Keep courage Whatever you do, do not feel sorry for yourself You will win in a great age of opportunity

Forgiveness when its not given in

‘Forgiveness’ When it’s not given in the rite time or When it is not asked in the rite time, You will miss something PRECIOUS

I never blame myself when im not

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if

What is sweet but not honey precious

What is sweet but not Honey, Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine, Impr! oves with time but not Wine??? Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

If u r sitting among a

If U R Sitting Among A Group Of People & There Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Tht’s Not The Proof …That

Whoever said in what is hegod held

Whoever said in what is He(God), held that He is limited; and whoever said on what is He held He is not on something

Hadith do not take vows for a

HADITH: Do not take vows, for a vow has no effect against Fate; it is only from the miserly that something is extracted. Bukhari,

My luv 4 u is a desease

My luv 4 u is a desease which can not care by any doctor except u. I luv u so much. MY CELL NO.

Sardar i havent slept all nite in

Sardar I haven’t slept all nite in the train. Friend : Why Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend why did you not changed Sardar :Oye,

2sardars go for a drive oye zara

2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..

If someone would ask me who i

If someone would ask me who i want to be with? I would simply say, ‘someone who can understand that I’m not perfect’

Confusion grammar says i love

Confusion ! Grammar says ‘I Love You’ is a statement Not a Question.. Then Why does it always Require Answer..

Hardest moment is not that when you

Hardest moment is not that when You lose something & TEARS come out of Your EYES! But its the one when You lose something,

Here is my heart it yours so

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it, Treat it gently, please do not break it. Its full of love thats good

If you love someone with all your

if you love someone with all your heart and you cannot bear to be apart, tell them now before it’s too late because not

Never ever let anyone take you for

Never, ever let anyone take you for granted; Or treat you Less than you Deserve. Have Faith in yourself. Life is not about the

Exercise is not an option its a

Exercise is not an option. It’s a must for the overall physical and mental well-being, without which one can achieve very little, if ever.

The happiest people on this planet are

The Happiest people on this planet are not those who live on their own terms.. But are those who change their terms for the

To be curious about that which is

To be curious about that which is not one’s concern while still in ignorance of oneself is ridiculous. Plato

At ur age of 1 he

At ur age of 1, he wud hav lost his sleep to take care of u. When u are 10, he wud have lost

Everyone says you can only fall in

Everyone says you can only fall in love once …but thats not true cause every time I hear your voice I fall in love

Bacho ka dushman sex ki dukan

BACHO KA DUSHMAN SEX KI DUKAN ! ! I AM PATHAN ! ! NA CHOOT KI ARZU NA MAM’MO PE DEHAN ! ! I

When i am not messaging u it

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Do not count what u have lost

Do not count what u have lost. Just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u

Touch but my lips with those fair

‘Touch but my lips with those fair lips of thine, – Though mine be not so fair, yet are they red – The kiss

Never say hi instead assalam o aliakum bye allah

Never say “HI” instead say ASSALAM-O-ALIAKUM Never say “BYE” instead say “ALLAH HAFIZ”. Do not ignore your reality, u r muslim

I may not always love the every

‘I MAY NOT ALWAYS LOVE THE EVERY ONE WHO LOVES ME BUT, I SURELY DO RESPECT THEIR PERFECT CHOICE…

When you read a classic do not

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there

Life is not a problem to be

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced

He is a wise man who does

‘He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.’ (Epictetus)

Father what can u do for my

Father: what can u do for my daughter boy: i would die for her! Father: i dont like u boy: why? Father: i am

If you are not using your smile

‘If you are not using your smile, Then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no cheque book’ (Shakespear)

Height ov attitude a girl

Height Ov Attitude! . A Girl proposed Me I said : I’m not accepting ur proposal but i salute ur CHOICE! 😉

Say that the sense of feeling were

‘Say that the sense of feeling were bereft me, And that I could not see, nor hear, nor touch, And nothing but the very

The truth is that there is only

The truth [is] that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a love is not important-what is important is that one

No one is mine may be im

No one is mine May be Im not fine, No one cares 4 me No one has tears 4 me, No one belives me

Dr k sheldrake of that gallant band

Dr. K. Sheldrake: “Of that gallant band, male and female knew that the enemy forces around were implacable, and were not only ready to

Faith is permitting ourselves to be seized

Faith is permitting ourselves to be seized by the things we do not see.

Smart quote i m only responsible

Smart Quote ‘I m only responsible for what I say.. Not for what u understand’..!

Remember work for a cause not applause

Remember! Work For A Cause Not For Applause, Live Life To Express Not To Impress, Don’t Strive To Make Our Presence Noticed.. Just Make

Attitude quotes a positive attitude

Attitude Quotes : A positive attitude may not solve every problem but it makes solving any problem a more pleasant experience.

Years and years will pass by slowly

Years and years will pass by.. and slowly the memories will fade and little by little the wind will blow away the sand castle

If msgs come at d wrng tym

if msgS coMe at D wrNg TyM, Sory 4 d DsTrBnCe. & weN Ur fone beepS onLy 2 fND oUt it’S me, hoPe uR

The prophet muhammad pbuh said the most

The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said: “The most enviable of my friends is a believer with little property who finds pleasure in prayer, who performs

All our final decisions are made in

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. Marcel Proust

If love have lent you twenty thousand

‘If love have lent you twenty thousand tongues, And every tongue more moving than your own, Bewitching like the wanton mermaid’s songs, Yet from

The purpose of a relationship is not

The Purpose Of a Relationship Is Not To Have Someone Who Might Complete You, But To Have The One … With Whom You Can

Love i love you not only

Love I love you, Not only for what you are, But for what I am When I am with you. I love you, Not

What a pity im not at your

What a pity! I’m not at your place! Miles separate me from you This night in my dreams I’ll see your face Good night,

May not be a clock that may

MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP

Behold the proud his soul is not

Behold the proud, His soul is not upright in him; but the just shall live by his faith

Friends can u send me poetry sms

FRIENDS CAN U SEND ME POETRY SMS ON MY CELL NUMBER PLZ IF U NOT MIND AS FRIENDLY

Umbrella cant stop the rain but protects

Umbrella can’t stop the rain but protects us.. Confidence may not bring success but it gives a heart to face any challenge

Do not stand at my grave and

Do not stand at my grave and weep; I am not there. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I

People who like u more will alwayz

‘PEOPLE WHO LIKE U MORE, WILL ALWAYZ F8 WID U. IT’S NOT THAT THEY STARTED HATING U’IT MEANS THAT THEY WANT UR ATTENTION EVERYTIME’:X

When god gives us no for an

When God gives us ‘NO’ for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much greater ‘YES’ behind it. His ‘NO’ is not

Once there was a jutt he cutting

Once there was a jutt. He was cutting jawaar with datri. He saw a wadda sara Sap. He began to cry, Bachao, I am

Although pakistan is a corrupt country

Although Pakistan is A Corrupt Country . . But not a terrorist country . They can not even kill mosquitoes:-D

Im not sad for being single

I’m not sad for being single,, rathr :-O I’m thinking of her who is single bcz of me:-p . . . Aaaawwwh.. ‘bechaarii’ 😉

A boy got caught in class throwing

A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes. Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times ‘I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In

As far as the laws of mathematics

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not

is like a

,;*?*;, is like *; ,;* a __)(____ TRee?.. It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be, but how deeply the roots have

Art thou obdurate flinty hard as steel

‘Art thou obdurate, flinty, hard as steel? Nay, more than flint, for stone at rain relenteth. Art thou a woman’s son, and canst not

Dual heart attack msg by a girl

Dual heart attack msg by a girl to her boy frend 1st msg: lets break up now. . . . Its all over. .

U know who is d best couple

U know who is d best couple in the world? Smile and tears. Usually they r not seen 2gether, but when they r together

End is not the end infact

End is not the end. Infact E.N.D is ‘Effort Never Dies’ & If u get NO in answer. Then, remember! N.O. is ‘Next Oppretunity’

The softness of a pers0ns nature does

The SoftneSs of A pers0n’s nature does not mean Wéaknèss. BécaÃœsè, Noth¡ng ¡s Softer than Water. But ¡ts force can break the StronGest Rocks!

If you are not using your smile

“If you are not using your smile, Then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no cheque book” (Shakespeare)

The person whom u loved more than

The Person, Whom U Loved More Than Your Life ! Comes Into Your Life For Either Of The Two Reasons To Love You Forever

In the end we will remember

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends…!

26th february 2011 aries youll be

26th February, 2011 : Aries, You’ll be very busy at work with all the duties given you do don’t show signs of boredom or

Lion sleeps 18 hours a day

LION SLEEPS 18 HOURS A DAY.. If hardwork is the only key to success, Then donkey would have been the king of animals.. Always

To be handsome is not important but

To be handsome is not important but to be important is the handsomeness. Ishfaq Ahmad, Zavia.

To this day i do not know

To this day I do not know The place to which our data goes. perhaps it goes to heaven, where the angels have it

He who buys foodgrain should not sell

He who buys foodgrain should not sell it until he has taken full possession of it. Muslim

Milna bicharna sb qismat ka khel hy

Milna Bicharna Sb Qismat Ka Khel Hy, Kahin Nafrat Kahin Dilon Ka Mail Hy, Bik Jata He Hr Rishta Duniya Me, Sirf Dost Hi

Im not supposed to im to love

‘I’m not supposed to’ I’m not supposed to love you, I’m not supposed to care, I’m not supposed to live my life wishing you