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Teacher batao kutta puch q hilata hai

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..? Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake.. Seedhi Baat,No

1 orat apne bachey ko ddh pilatey

1 Orat apne bachey ko DØØDH pilatey huay boli’ . . . ‘Pee ley BHOSRI K pee ley. Poora muhalla in Mammon k liye

I love u bolo na

‘I love U’ Bolo Bolo na ! Bol b do Mujhe nhi Apne Jeevan Sathi Ko (./) /.’.)’^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , ) //\ //\.

Kitni nazuk mizaaj hain woh kuch na

Kitni Nazuk mizaaj hain Woh kuch na poochiye FARAZ Neend nhi aati unhein Dharkan k shor se…..

Es trha dil mein samao ge malom

Es trha Dil mein samao ge malom na tha, Es trha Dil ko tarpao ge malom na tha, Socha tha dour ho yaad nhi

Agar mujh se ulfat nhi to rokte

Agar Mujh se Ulfat Nhi To Rokte Q Ho? Tanhai M Mere Baare M Sochte Q Ho? Agar Manzilain Juda Hain To Janay Do

Kun fya koon kaha or sja di dunya

Kun fya-koon kaha or sja di dunya, Jane kya soch k Malik ne bna di dunya, Itni nafrt ka sza’war na thehra hm ko,

Duniya mein sirf tum hi ek khoobsorat

Duniya mein Sirf Tum hi ek Khoobsorat nhi ho… (FARAZ) . . Suna hai Ke ‘SRI LANKA’ mein koi ‘Murli Dharan’ bi rehta hai…

Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola kisi ka

Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola: “Kisi ka paon saff se agay nhi hona chahiey. Peechay kharay aik punjabi ne kaha: “Q “no ball” ho

Waqk sy pehly 0r naseeb zayad kisi

waqk sy pehly 0r naseeb sy zayad kisi ko kuch nhi milta, ‘§aq¡’ zindagi wo nhi jo hum s0chtey hain zindagi wo hai jo

Wo ab is qadar nazar andaz krta

Wo ab is qadar nazar andaz krta he mjh ko. . .! ‘MOHSIN’ . . . . . . . . . . .

sachi muhbt aik nayab shaye hai

*’* Sachi Muhbt Aik Nayab Shaye Hai Lekin Sachi DOSTI is S Bhi Nayab Hai. *’* Itminan Sb S Bra Sukh Hai Aur Be

Behbod e abadi waly kehty hain jo zyada

Behbod-e-Abadi Waly kehty hain jo zyada sms kray ga Usko chabi wala Teka lga kr us k sms band krden gy apka kai din

Lipta he mere dil se kisi raz

Lipta he mere dil se kisi raz ki surat, Wo shakhs k jsko mera hona b nhi he, Ye ishq-o-muhabbat ki rivayat b ajab

Hawa thmi thi zror lekan wo sham

Hawa thmi thi zror lekan Wo sham jesy sisak rhi thi K zrad paton ko andhion ne Ajeb qisa suna dia tha K jisko

Abhi afsana e ishq anjam tk nhi pohncha din

Abhi afsana-e-ishq anjam tk nhi pohncha Din hijr ka wasl ki sham tk nhi pohncha Jane kis raqib ko milte rhe pyam tere K

Dua jo kahin na mile wo

DUA.. Jo Kahin Na Mile Wo Khushi Chahiye Dard Kaisa B Ho Bandagi Chahiye Mujhko Duniya Ki Ab Koi Khuwahish Nhi Aakhrat Ki Mujhe

Adnam zamny me mohabat nhi krty dil

adnam zamny me mohabat nhi krty Dil waly to dushman sy b nafrt nhi krty Ek bar jisy chaha sada us k rahy phir

Tum bhut jazib o jamil sahi zindagi jamil o jazib nhi

tum bhut jazib-o-jamil sahi zindagi jamil-o-jazib nhi . . . Mat kro behas haar jaogi husn itni badi daleel nhi

Mafhome hadees safar safar ka mahina ki

Mafhome Hadees: Safar (Safar ka Mahina) ki Nahoosat koi cheez nahi. (Bukhari @P851/V02) (Safar ko Manhos ya khali ka mahina kehna jaiz nhi)

Aapsallallahualahewaalehewasallamne farmaya kalonji hr bemari ka

AAP(Sallallahu.Alahe.Waalehe.Wasallam)ne farmaya! =kalonji hr bemari ka elaj hy =Sirka behtreen salan hy,wo ghar kbhi ghareeb nhi hoga jis me sirka mojod hy =Zaiton me

jo guftini nhi wo bat bhi

*’* Jo Guftini Nhi Wo Bat Bhi Suna Dunga, Tu Ek Bar To Mil, Sb Gile Mita Dnga, *’* Majal Hai Koi Mujh Se

Deir lagi aane mein tm ko shukar

Deir lagi aane mein tm ko, shukar hai phir bhi aaye to.. aas ne Dil ka sath na chora, wase hm ghabraye to.. shafq,

Hum kabhi apni sy khfa ho nhi

hum kabhi apni sy khfa ho nhi skty dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nhi skty ab hum ko bhula kr so jao hum

Us ny pocha barish khubso0rat ya

Us ny Pocha, ‘Barish’ Khubso0rat ya Main?? Main ny Kaha Yeto nhi Jantay, Magr Jb Tmhy dekhta ho0, To Barish bhool Jata ho0, Or….

Bass aik shakhs ko maangaa mujhay vohi

Bass aik shakhs ko maangaa mujhay vohi na milaa, Mohabbaton mein dikhaave kee dosti na milaa, Agar galey nhi milta tou haath bhi na

Ejazat ho to tere chehray ko g

Ejazat ho to tere chehray ko G bhar k dekh hun . . . . . . . Muddat hui hai in aankhon ne

Koi taweez ho radd e bala ka mery

Koi Taweez ho radd-e-bala ka, Mery peechy mohabat parr gai hy. Main sab se door hona chahta hn, Mujh apni zarorat parr gai hy.

Na karo yaad use to ulajh jata

Na karo yaad use to ulajh jata hon apni hi sanson se!! faraz SAMJH nhi ata K ZINDAGI SANSOON SE hay ya uski yadoo

Pathan ek nurse ko chod rha tha

Pathan Ek Nurse Ko Chod rha tha Nurse Chilai Dard ho rha hy? Pathan: Behnchod Khud Waha injection Lagati hy Jaha Sorakh Nhi, Or

1 frndyar me jis larki ko chahta

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki 2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai 1:Bataya Tha

Wo mohabbat se khafa hy mujhe maloom

Wo Mohabbat Se Khafa Hy Mujhe Maloom Na Tha. Ishq Us Se la pataa Hy Mujhe MalooM Na Tha. Wo Bicharne Laga Mujh Se

Hasrat to bohat thi k tare ankh

hasrat to bohat thi k tare ankh ka ansu banjaon… laken tm roey ye hamko gawara nhi.

Kal jisay chuu nhi sakti thi farishton

Kal jisay chuu nhi sakti thi Farishton ki Nazar aaj wo Ronaq-e-Bazar Nazar aatay hain !!

Suhag raat wife piche nhi aage

Suhag raat wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain sardar: kaise pata? Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha. sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost

Khushi insan ko itna nhi sikhati jitna

‘Khushi Insan ko itna nhi sikhati Jitna Gham Sikhata hai’ ‘Nek Ban’nay ki Koshish Aise karo Jese Haseen Ban’nay ki Koshish kartay ho’

Height of dedication pappu 5mint m papr

height of dedication.. pappu 5mint m papr chor k chla gya, teachr:yeh kya?papr nhi ata? pappu:woh bat nhi ha. muje agle papr ki tyari

Allah kare hm na kbhi hosh main

Allah Kare Hm Na Kbhi Hosh Main Aayeen. Be’khud Yu0n He Rakhein Gi Hameen Sh0kh Adaayen. Jb Saamne Hun Aap To Kya Hosh Main

Zindagi ko zarorat ki tarha guzaro khuwahsh

Zindagi ko zarorat ki tarha guzaro khuwahsh ki tarha nhi Kyun k zarorat Faqeer ki b pori hoti he lekin khuwahsh Badshahon ki b

Sardartum bike itni taiz kion chala rahay

Sardar:tum bike itni taiz kion chala rahay ho? Pathan:ye letter urgent daina hai Sardar:kahan? Pathan:abi addres parhnay ka time nhi hai Sardar: ok go

Mai q usay pukaron k loat aao

Mai Q usay pukaron k loat aao, Kia usay khabar nhi k kuch nai mai us k baghair

Boht din huye hen koi pegam nhi

Boht din huye hen koi pegam nhi aya Mery yaron ka mujhy salam nhi aya Abhi se sath chorany lage ho mery dost Abhi

Agr koi khobsurat larki bhai keh de

Agr kOi khobsurat larki ‘BHAi’ keh de tO ghabrane ka nhi . . Ek chamat laga k bOlO Idhar kya kar rhi hO? Ghr

Ya ansuye ghum km nhi hongy

Ya ansuye ghum km nhi hongy, ya yaadein ye lamhy hr pal nhi hongy, bita liya karo kuch pal hamareu saath khushi se, boht

Hm ne us sy sirf bewafai ka

Hm ne Us Sy Sirf Bewafai ka mAtlab Poocha Tha ‘faraz’ us ne kaha Thehr0 or Phir Lot kr nhi Aya

Daman e aql ko jo chaak nhi

Daman e Aql Ko Jo Chaak Nhi Kr Skta, Wo Kbi Noor Ka Idrak Ni Kr Skta, Bughz e HAIDER Ki Nijasat Ha Nijasat

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

Mere likhty hi wraq bheeg gya barihon

Mere Likhty Hi WÃ¥raq Bheeg Gya Bari$hon k Bahany, Phir wo Shama b BuJ Gyi Hawaon k Bahany, Ghm ye Nhi k sirf Woi

Wo silsily shoq qurbat nhi rhi

Wo Silsily Wo ShoQ Wo Qurbat Nhi rhi Phir Yun Hua K Dard Me Shidat Nhi Rhi, apni zindgi mai Hogya Masrof Wo Boht

Hm kisi k armanon qaatil nhi thay

Hm kisi k armanon k qaatil nhi thay, 1 lamha b Uski yad se ghaafil nhi thay, Kiyon gila karien hum uski berukhi ka,

Oh karabum die ecnavda ok paa es

OH KARABUM DIE ECNAVDA OK PAA ES FARAT IREM . . Samjhe? . Nhi.. . . . Spelling end ki taraf se read karain

Jb tak biky nhi thy koi pochta

Jb tak biky nhi thy koi pochta na tha, us ny hmy kharid k anmol kr dia…

Humse aitbar k sary ehsas le lo

Humse Aitbar k sary ehsas le lo, DIL se pyar k sary jazbaat le lo, Nhi choren ge toofan mai b akele Apko, Is

Sakhawat sy khazanon me kami aati nhi

Sakhawat Sy Khazanon Me Kami Aati Nhi Hr Giz. . . Nikalo Jis Qadr Darya Ka Pani Aur Brhta Hy. . . ‘Un Ka

Saas khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di

saas: khuda ne tmhe do ankhe di hai tik se kankar nhi been sakti , bahu: khuda ne tmhe 32 dant diye hai 2_4

Dekho aaisha agr reh nhi pati to

DEKHO AAISHA AGR REH NHI PATI TO LARTI KYON HO?? AUR SAKINA WOH MERA SAYA HAY WOH MERE BURAY WAQTON KI SATHI HA AUR

Boht chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi

Boht chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti wo pagal hy ya nadan… q izhar nhi krtiZindagi ke Kisi Mor per Wo Jan jaey

Zakhm b koi nhi phir dard ka

‘Zakhm b koi nhi phir b dard ka ahsas hota hy…!!! ….:::: Nayab ::::… ‘Shayd dil ka koi tukra aj b ‘Us’ k pass

3 chehre insan kbi nhi bholta

3 Chehre Insan kbi Nhi Bholta 1 Mushkil Me sath Dene Wale ka Dusra Mushkil Me sath Chor Jany Wale ka teesra ‘Misba-ul-haq’ ka,

N ssw dn ka sms parna muskil hi

n—-ss!W—-! n—-ss!W—-! n—-ss!W—-! n—-ss!W—-! DØN! ka sms parna muskil hi nhi namumkin hai.Q K DØN! ka sms parne k lye mobile ulta krna prta

Us ka milna he muqadar main na

Us ka milna he muqadar main na tha warna! Hum ne kya kuch nhi khoya usay pane kliye

Khatayein dekh kr bi ataayein kam nhi

Khatayein dekh kr bi Ataayein kam nhi krta, Mein sochta hoon mera Rabb mehrban kitna hai..!

Ye jo dard hy ishq ka

‘Ye jo Dard Hy IshQ ka…! ‘Mujhe is se koi Gila Nhi…! ‘Ye to Zindagi ka usul hy… Kabhi Apna koi hua Nhi.. ‘Ye

Fizao mai tum ho hawao ho

Fizao mai tum ho, hawao mai tum ho baharo mai tum ho dhop mai tum ho, chaho mai tum ho, sach hi suna tha,

Hawa jab geet gati he mery aansu

Hawa jab geet gati he mery aansu nhi rukty tmhari yad aati he mery ansu nhi rukty main khush hota hon pani main baha

Aaj phir raat ny chaira hy gham e yaar

Aaj Phir Raat Ny Chaira Hy Gham-e-Yaar Ka Qissa Kch Karo DosT. . . Mujy Aaj B Neend Nhi Aaygi,

Apni andheri qabr ko khud hi roshan

Apni Andheri Qabr Ko Khud Hi Roshan Karne Ki Taiyari Karo Ay Dost aaj Zinda Logon Ko Koi Yaad Nhi Karta To Kal Murdon

Saazoaawaz khadokhaal men aa jatay hen

Saaz_o_Aawaz khad_o_khaal men aa jatay Hen, Saans letay Hain to sur taal men aa jatay Hen, Jang aur ishq men Haaray Huway logon ki

Sardar tmko shrm nhi ati tera bap

Sardar: Tmko shrm nhi Ati Tera Bap Tailor hy or Teri Shirt Phati hy Pathan: Shrm To Tmko nai Ati, Tmhara Bap DenTist hy

Bacha mummy muje is dukan se patakhy

BACHA: mummy muje is dukan se PATAKHY lene hain. MUMY: beta ye dukan nhi girls hostel hai. BACHA: lekn papa to kehty hain k

I mis u love like tu meri

i mis u, i love u, i like u, tu meri jan, tu mera chand, tu meri subha, tu meri sham – – –

Main cigarate kabhi nhi pita woh

‘Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita’ Woh to Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota hon to Ghum Bhulane k liye Jab Khush hota hon to Lutf Dobala

Bosslikhna parhna aata hai pathanlikhna ata

Boss:Likhna parhna aata hai Pathan:Likhna ata ha parna nhi Boss:Apna nam likho pathan:Â¥%£*[email protected] Boss:Ye kia likha ha pathan:Kaha tha likhna ata ha parhna nahi

Kya mazaa un say roothnay kaa jinn

Kya mazaa un say roothnay kaa, Jinn ko fursat nhi manaane kee, Kyun yeh hasrat thee dil lagaane kee, Thee na himmat agar nibhaane

Parvin shakr bura na man agr tujko

(Parvin shakr) Bura Na Man Agr ‘TujKo Pyar Krti Hon’ Gunah Kon Sa Aisa ‘Main Yar Krti Hon’ Meri Khataon Main Meri Samjh Ka

Maine qismat ki lakeeron per yakeen karna

Maine qismat ki lakeeron per yakeen karna chor diya hai ‘Faraz’ Jab insan dhoka de sakta he to ya lakeerein kyun nhi

Gazal mat pochiye kahan ja k

‘GAZAL’ Mat pochiye kahan ja k dil laga liya humny khud par heran hon ye kya kiya humny Log apni muhabt k afsane sunate

Hum khud pe guror nhi karte kisi

Hum khud pe Guror nhi karte kisi ko ‘DOSTI’karnay pe majboor nhi karte Magar jise ek baar DIL me basa lete hai usay Martey

Tum tauluk torny ka kahin zikar na

Tum Tauluk Torny Ka Kahin Zikar Na Karna, !’DOST’! Main Logon Sy Keh Doon Ga K Usy Fursat Nhi Milti..!

Tauba fiza man latak rhi hai aur

‘Tauba fiza man latak rhi hai aur Din Raat musalsal pukarti rehti hy keh jo shakhs mujy ikhteyar kry ga usy azab nhi hoga’

Mere dil ki umeedon ka hosla to

Mere diL ki umeedon ka hosLa to dekho ” intezaar uska he,,jisko me yaad bhi nhi ”

Ham bebas hain beparwa nahi ham

~*Ham bebas hain beparwa nahi *Ham udaas hain khafa nahi, *Qadar krte hain ‘DOSTI’ ki dil se, *Bas majboor hain bewafa nhi…!

Gaalon ka to pata nhi ankhay tu

Gaalon Ka To Pata Nhi Ankhay Tu Khoob Hain …. Deedar Abhi Naqaab Se Aagay Nhi Gayaa …!!!

Har qamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat

har qamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai kyun ki bekaar aadmi ke peeche aurtaein nhi bhagtin

Bas ik meri baat nhi thi

Bas ik Meri Baat Nhi Thi Sab Ka Dard December Tha Barf K Shehar Mein Rehnay Wala ik ik Fard December Tha Pichhlay Saal

Good night koi ghalti ya baat

‘Good Night’ Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga, Pata Nhi Subha Aankh Khule Ya Dupeher Ko. 😀

Rukhst hua to hath mila kr nhi

Rukhst hua to hath mila kr Nhi Gya Wo Q Gya ye B Bta kr nhi Gya Yun lag Raha Hy Jese Abi lot

Barasne k baad badal gira nhi krte

Barasne K Baad Badal Gira Nhi Krte Murjhane K Baad Phool Khila Nhi Krte Doston Ki Ehmiat Ko Samjha Karo Q K Bicharne K

Woh kehta hai mohabbat sada milna nhi

woh kehta hai mohabbat sada milna nhi hota main kehti hoon, mere hotay bichrne ki na socho woh kehta hai jo mango mein apni

Nafrat na karna kbhi hum sy seh

Nafrat na karna kbhi hum sy seh na paegy.. Ek bar kehdena ab zarurat nhi Tumhari .. Tumhari dunya sy hasty hasty chaly jaegy..

Khuda bohat meharban hy q k uss

‘Khuda bohat Meharban Hy,, Q k Uss ne Doston Ki Koi Keemat nhi rakhi,, Agar wo aisa karta to ham aap jaisy Dost ki

3 azeem framan 1be parda aurat

‘3 AZEEM FRAMan’ 1:Be Parda Aurat Allah Ke Nazdik Koi Izat Nhi Rakhti. (HZRT ALI R.A) 2:Aurat ki Beprdgi Mard ki Behayai ka Sabot

Saath na rehne se rishte nahi tuta

Saath na rehne se rishte nahi tuta karte, Waqt k haath se lamhe nhi chuta karte..! Loog kehte hain mera SAPNA tut gaya, Tut

W e d i n g

W E D D I N G Is d Only Day When A Boy Stands On Sage n …Watches Other Girls Dressed Beautifully n

Garz agr sharab tak hoti to na

Garz agr sharab tak hoti to na aate tere mekhane me saqi ye to teri nazron ka jaam hai kambakht ahin aur nhi milta

wohi h dard ka aalam usy

*’* Wohi H Dard Ka Aalam Usy Bhula K B, Mery Qarib Hi Nikla Wo Dur Ja Kr B, *’* Piye Hen Sat Samandr

Muje kis tarf jana he khuch khabr

Muje kis tarf jana he khuch khabr nhi ‘SAGER’ Mere raste b kho gaye meri muhabat ki tarha…

Maroof ham bhi bhot hain zidagi ki

maroof ham bhi bhot hain zidagi ki uljano me Wasi par uljano me dosto ko bhola dena DOSTI nhi hoti..

Pathan lhr me apni wife ko phone

Pathan LHR me apni wife ko phone krta hy nokrani ne phone recieve kia pathan: Begam Saheba se baat krvao nokrani: Wo to sahab

Itna tu rula diya hota k aansoo

Itna tu rula diya hota k aansoo hee chalak aatay, ‘Sargham’ Palkon mein rukey huwe aansoon ka dard saha nhi jata………..

Bura na maan agr tujko pyar

Bura Na Maan Agr Bura Na Maan Agr “TujKo Pyar Krte Hon” Gunah Kon Sa Aisa “Main Yar Krte Hon” Meri Khataon Mein Meri

Pichli line m betha bacha miss mera

Pichli Line m betha bacha: miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help kr dain. Miss pas i or jab lace tie

Tum usi k nhi hotey jisey apna

‘Tum usi k nhi hotey jisey apna keh do… wo kisì ka nahi rehta jo tumhara hojaey’

Srdrme ulu kharidne gya tha pr nhi

Srdr:Me Ulu kharidne gya tha pr nhi khareed saka. Dost:Q? Qeemat ziada thi ya Ulu pasand nahi aya? Srdr:Ulu ne mere 7 jane se

Akhan wich magrori changi nhi hundi sajjna

Akhan Wich Magrori Changi Nhi Hundi Sajjna Mitran Naal Doori Changi Nhi Hundi Kade ap v Yad Kr Leya Kro srkaar Hr Vele Sadi

1 larki ko khusray se pyar ho

1 Larki ko khusray se pyar ho gya During s*ex Larki: Dalo na Khusra: Da*l to raha hun Larki: A*ndar to nai hay Khusra:

Usay qadar hi nhi pyar ki hum

Usay qadar hi nhi pyar ki hum kia krty Usay fursat nhi iqraar ki hum kia krtey Usay zindagi se ziada hum chahte hain.

Ajab tarah k log bste hai tere

‘AJAB TARAH K LOG BSTE HAI TERE SHEHER MAIN ‘MAK’ MIT JATE HAI MUHABBAT MAIN AUR UFF TAK NHI KHTE’

Shadi ki salgira pr pathan apni bv

Shadi Ki Salgira Pr Pathan Apni BV k LyE Gulab Ka Phool Le K Aaya BV: Muje Ye Nhi Chahiye, Koi Sony Ki Cheez

2 larkiyan naha rahi thi aik bolitere

2 Larkiyan Naha Rahi Thi Aik Boli:Tere Niche Bal Nhi Hai Dusri Hnsi aur Boli Pagli Jis Road Per Trafic ziada Chalta Ho Us

Sardar in hotel main yaha nhi rhunga

Sardar in hotel- Main Yaha Nhi Rhunga, Mere Paise Wapis Karo! Itna Chota Rum… Mujhe Jaanwar Smjha H kya? Waiter: Mere baap Room Mein

Gazal kisi jhooti wafa se dil

~*’GAZAL’*~ Kisi jhooti wafa se dil ko behlana nahi aata Muje ghar kaghzi phoolon se mehkana nahi ata Main jo kuch hun wohi kuch

Aao chalen tanhaion k safar py

Aao Chalen Tanhaion k Safar Py Hum Jahan Manzilen Hyn Na Rasty Durian Hyn Na Faasly Jahan Koi bBe-wafa Nhi Jahan Dard-o-Gham Jata Nhi

Mujh ye duhk nhi k mai mar

Mujh ye duhk nhi k mai mar jaunga 1 din faraz mujh dukh hay k mere bad teri khushiyon ki dua kon karega

Koi tumse poche kon hun mai tum

Koi Tumse poche kon hun mai Tum keh dena koi khas nhi Ek dost hai kacha paka sa Ek juth hai adha sacha sa

na jane kis baat pe wo

*’* Na Jane Kis Baat Pe Wo Hm Se Khafa Hai, *’* MOHSIN *’* *’* Khwab Me B Milta Hai To Baat Nhi Karta.

Khuwab aankho se churana meri aadat nhi

Khuwab Aankho Se Churana Meri Aadat Nhi, Kisi Apne Ko Bhulana Meri Aadat Nhi, Palkain Bhigo Dete Hain Us Ki Yaad Me, Mgr Kisi

Pathan ne machis ki tili jalai nhi

Pathan ne machis Ki tili jalai nhi jali dusri jalai nhi jali tisri jalai wo jal gai to Pathan ne jaldi se bujha di

Pathan ki bv raat kafi ho gai

Pathan ki bv: Raat kafi ho gai hy, KHAN Sb nhi aye, Zurur koi Larki ka chakar hoga, Pathan ki maa: Hamesha bura hi

Agarche do kinaron ka sangam nhi hota

agarche do kinaron ka sangam nhi hota, magar ek sath chalna b koi kam nhi hata; wo ankhain ek luta ghar hain jehan aansu

Jo phisla mere hath se wo pal

Jo phisla mere hath se wo pal nhi mila Mera guzra hua kal mujy wapas nhi mila, Logon se bhari duniya men dhunda boht

Mari tanhai ka mjhy gela ni

Mari tanhai ka mjhy gela ni, kia howa jo koi mjhy mela ni, phr b DUA karen gy tmhary ley, tujhy wo sb kch

Santaaj party kis khusi mein bantaaaj mera

Santa:Aj party kis khusi mein. Banta:aaj mera scooter kho gya. Santa:to kia hua. Banta:Shukr h mein uspr nhi tha nhito mein b kho jata!!!

Hadees jo koi is taak mein rehta

Hadees: ‘Jo koi is taak mein rehta hai k kisi doosrey ko us k kisi ayb ki waja se Sherminda kr k uski Dil

Kia kahun qudrat se rishta abu talib

Kia Kahun Qudrat Se Kia Rishta ABU TALiB Ka Hy Sb Ka Jø Qibla Hy Wø Kaba ABU TALiB Ka Hy Is Kø Kafir

Mily qasid agr hamdam to itna us

Mily Qasid Agr Hamdam to Itna us Sy Keh Dena, Bina Teri Mohabat K wo Banda G Nhi Sakta.

Ek charsi 3rd floor se neeche gir

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Khareed skty agr to apni zindgi

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Buht umeed rakhna or phir beaas hona

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Thought of the day hamy

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Reporter hukumat ny sawat malakand mutasreen ki

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Kitne kem zarf hote hen jo dosron

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shab e firaq ki khusbu gharoob

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