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Kuch zakhm sadiyon bad b tazaa rehte

kuch zakhm sadiyon bad b tazaa rehte hain Faraz… waqt k paas b har marz ki dawa nhi hoti

Hazaar chehr0n mein teri mushabhaten mili mujh

hazaar chehr0n mein teri mushabhaten mili mujh ko , §aq¡ par dil ki marzi hai agr tu nhi tu tujh sa bhi nhi…./A/

S0o rahay hain sub neendon se mohabbat

S0o Rahay Hain Sub Neendon se Mohabbat Karny walay. Jinhain Ho Mohabbat insanon se unhain Neendain Raas Nhi Aatien.. GOOD NIGHT

Is ko humne chaha mohabat ki hadein

is ko humne chaha mohabat ki hadein tor kar Aaj usne dekha nhi nighae mor kar Ye jan kar bohat dokh howa mujhe K

Koi tumse poche kon hun mai tum

Koi Tumse poche kon hun mai Tum keh dena koi khas nhi Ek dost hai kacha paka sa Ek juth hai adha sacha sa

Beautiful dua by allama iqbal es

Beautiful Dua by Allama Iqbal: Es dasht k sehra ko samandar kr dy Ya meri Aankh k hr Ashk ko pathar kr dy Ay

Dukh paraya ho ya apna nahi dekha

Dukh Paraya ho Ya Apna Nahi Dekha Jata, Rony Wala koi Chera Nahi Dekha Jata, Sochna Parta hai So Baar Magr Jab ho Jaye,

Har fard yahan pr taajir hy hr

Har fard yahan pr taajir hy Hr waqt tijaarat hoti hy Tum ap he apne daam kaho Chhup k nhi sar_e_aam kaho Kya lo

Andhero me doba jata hai her roz

Andhero me doba jata hai her roz mera mulk me kaisy maan lo k sb thk ho jaye ga… roz hazaro marty hai mery

Doctor pagal setum chat se q latak

Doctor pagal se:Tum chat se q latak rahe ho? Pagal: Mein ek Bulb hun. Doctor: To phir tm jal q nhi rahe? Pagal: Bhootni

Khan ne 1 bacha aghwa kia or

‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache pe chipkadya ’10 lakh kal subah pul k neche

Boht din huye hen koi pegam nhi

Boht din huye hen koi pegam nhi aya Mery yaron ka mujhy salam nhi aya Abhi se sath chorany lage ho mery dost Abhi

Bhaly dino ki bat hy bhali c

Bhaly dino ki bat hy bhali c aik shakal thi, na ye k husan tamam ho na daikhny me aam c, na ye k

Nhi wafa milti ab un purane yaaron

Nhi wafa milti ab un purane Yaaron mein ay ‘Dost’, Duniya mein Logon ke badal jane ki rasm Aam ho gai hai….! ~

Dost ki koi bat buri lge to

DOST ki koi ‘BAT’ buri lge to khamosh ho jao. Agr wo ‘DOST’ hy to samj jae ga OR agar na smjhe to tm

Pyar means 1pyara sa dil jo kbhi

Pyar means 1pyara sa dil jo kbhi nfrat nhi krta, 1smile jo fiki nhi pdti, 1ehsas jo kbhi dukh nhi deta & 1rishta jo

Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik

‘Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik juta 1 konay ma aur 1 juta 1 konay ma raknay se chapal chori nhi hoti’ =ZUBAIDA

Parwardigaar mein gunaahgaar hon khataakaar hon lekin

Parwardigaar! Mein gunaahgaar hon, Khataakaar hon lekin tere Kram ka talabgaar hon. Teri Bakhshish ka umidwaar hon. Muje maangna nhi aata,Tuje to dena aata

Muhabat ka rishta itna nazuk bhi nhi

muhabat ka rishta itna nazuk bhi nhi…. ……….Marry………. k tum ek bar keh d0 or hum tum k0 ch0r dein….!

Wo bakhshta hay gunah e azeem bi

Wo bakhshta hay gunah e azeem bi lekin, humari choti si neki sanbhal rakhta hay, hum usay bhool jatey hain roshni me, wo tareeki

Ankho ma rehny walo ko yaad nhi

Ankho ma rehny walo ko yaad nhi kerty, Dil ma rehny walo ki bat nhi kerty, Ap to meri ROOH ma bus gay ho

Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai

Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai phir bhi aaye to Aas ne dil ka saath na chhoda waise ham ghabaraaye to Shafaq, dhanak,

Aata ho jise rasm e mohbat ka wazefa

‘Aata Ho Jise Rasm-e-Mohbat Ka Wazefa.. Chalta Nhi Es Par Gham-e-Halat Ka Jadoo..!!

Mohabbat mein kashish rakhnay ko sharmana zaroori

Mohabbat mein kashish rakhnay ko sharmana zaroori hai, Mohabbat na samajh hoti hai samjhaana zaroori hai, Jo dil mein hai ussay hotthon pay kehlaanaa

Sawal koi larke apni bewa behan k

Sawal Koi larke apni bewa behan k shohr sy shadi kar sakti hy? . 1-kar sakti hy 2-Nhi kar sakti 3-Jaaiz nahi . reply

Kuch log anson ki trha hote hain

Kuch log anson ki trha hote hain ~MAHMOOd~ Pta HI Nhi Chalta Sath de rhe hain ya chor k jarhe hain

Trpny do abi mjh ko mhbt

Trpny do abi mjh ko, ‘Mhbt Jurm hy mera’ Meri ankhon me rhny do, Ye Anso or behny do, Mje ilzam koi do, Mhbt

Mene bht se dost bnaekch khas kuch

mene bht se dost bnae.kch bht khas kuch boht pyare.kuch se to mje mohabt b boht thi.kuch mulk chor gaye.to kisi ne ghr badal

Qeema baghair kabab nahi banta batain

Qeema baghair Kabab nahi banta Batain chodnay se koi NAWAB nahi banta Bacha Paida karny k lye Lund dalna parta hai JANI MUTHEN MARNE

jo tum nhi jante us se

‘ Jo Tum Nhi Jante Us Se Dushmani Na Karo Kyn K Akser Ilm Aise Cheezon Main Hai Jin Ko Tm Nhi Jante’. Hazrat

Gazal of my whole life written by

Gazal Of My Whole Life Written By Stifler SSK Main khayal hon kise aur ka, mujhi sochta koi aur han Saree aaiena mera akss

Hazarat ali as nahjul balagha insan

Hazarat Ali (a.s) ‘Nahjul Balagha’ Insan bhi kiya shay hai: Dolat kamane k liye apni sehat kho deta hy 0r Phr sehat ko wapis

Usne dheeme se narm lehje me maazrat

Usne dheeme se narm lehje me maazrat ki mj se…Mere liye ye mumkin nhi k tmhen ab dilaason me rakhun! Ab ta’lluq torne me

Asli dost dost wo nhi jo

ASLI DOST Dost wo nhi jo aap k kam aye Dost wo hi jo ap ki t-short mang kr le jaiye or kbi wapis

G0lden tips paaon beshak phisal

G0LDEN TiPs == Paaon be’shak phisal jaain, lekin zubaan ko na phisalnay do, == Aaj amal hay hisaab nhi, lekin kal hisaab hoga amal

Hum aap k darwaze pr khare hy

Hum aap k DARWAZE pr khare hy Drwaza kholo? |”””| Ary baba | ,| Idhr se |_____| Nhi ,*’*,,*”*,*, ,*idhr ‘*, SE. GuD MØRÑIÑG

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta hai, Bht gehray samandar ka kinara kon banta hai, Chalo hum dekhtay hain khud ko ab barbad

Dekha palat kar usne k hasrat use

Dekha palat kar usne k hasrat use b thi Hm Jis par mit gae the muhabat use b thi Chup ho gya tha dekh

Aankhon sy meri iss liye laali nhi

Aankhon sy meri iss liye laali nhi jaati….. Yaadon sy koi raat jo khali nhi jaati……

Na jane khubsurat zindgi ko kis ki

Na Jane Khubsurat Zindgi ko kis ki nazar lag gai ‘SAHIL’, Jo Log Bat Karne Ko Taraste Thy Wo Aj Yaad Bhi Nhi Karty….

Udaas jaagti ankhon k khuwab laya hun

Udaas jaagti Ankhon k Khuwab laya hun, Main Pathron mein Chupa kar Gulab laya hun.. Jo ho sakey to Tanhaiyon mein Parrh lena, Tumharey

Main tumhen bhula doon ye kabhi ho

Main Tumhen Bhula Doon Ye Kabhi Ho Nahi Sakta, Or Tum Mujhe Bhula Do Ye fankari Mein kbi hone Nhi Doon GA.

Han ye sach he k mujy tumse

Han ye sach he k mujy tumse mohabbat he.. Ye b sach he k me tumhari chahat hun. Per meri zindgi me chahto ki

Es dard k baad koi darddard nhi

Es dard k baad koi dard,dard nhi lagta. K shiddat-e dard ki intehaa hoti hai mohabat. Nhi uthti wo ankhain phir kisi pe. K

Me us ghar ko q sajaon jo

Me Us Ghar Ko Q Sajaon Jo Kal Kisi Or Ka Ho Jana Hy Sajaun To Us Ghar Ko Jahan se Kabi Wapis Nhi

Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hau kyun

Pakistan Mushkilat mein kyun hau? Kyun k Aabadi=16 crore Jis m say 4 crore Retire, 4 crore Govt officer jo kam nhi kerty, 2

Katrina me tuhmare liye sub chor dungi

‘Katrina: Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi, Salman: Ami Abu? Ktrina:G Salman: Khana pina Katrina:G Salman: Friends? Katrina:G Salman: ‘Jo ye msg parh raha

Animals ki khosusiyat 1 tota duniya

Animals ki khosusiyat: 1. Tota Duniya ki hr zuban bol sakta hy 2. Oont 15 din tak bagher kuch khaye safr kr sakta hy

Pappu k boss ne usy job se

Pappu k Boss ne usy job se nikal dia, Pappu roz Boss k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata Boss: Ye kia harkat

Mujhe pata hai ke main tanha ho

~’Mujhe Pata hai ke main Tanha ho jaon’ga Ek Din, Is Poori kainat se Juda ho jaon’ga Ek Din, ‘Main to Panchi hon Mera

Har tarah k jazbat ka elan hen

Har tarah k jazbat ka elan hen ANKHEN Shabnam kabhi, shola kabhi, tufaan he ANKHEN Ankhon se bari koi tarazu nhi hoti Tulta he

Zindagi main tu nahi to arzoo kis

‘Zindagi main tu nahi to arzoo kis k lye, Ye mohabbat kis lye ye justuju kis k lye Main tujhe dekha karun or tu

Aaj teri galiyon se guzri ha myat

Aaj teri galiyon se guzri ha myat meri ‘Faraz’… Dekh mrny k baad b hm ne rasta nhi bdla.

Phir b bethi hy khizaan baagh ki

‘Phir B Bethi Hy Khizaan Baagh Ki Deewar K Sath, Jb K Patta B Nhi Hy koi Ashjaar K Saath! ‘Aik Hy Meri Anaa,

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai, Aawargi ko shriyat mein dhaal deta hai, Wo khush kalaam hai is drja baat krne mein, K

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha sb beth jay ta k bus chal sake peche se 1 larki ki awaz i ruko ruko

Mom to childrens jo meri hr bat

Mom to Childrens:: Jo meri hr bat mane ga aur mere Aage bilkul nhi bolega main use gift dngi . . . Chota Bacha.:

Larkiyon k top 10 jhoot 1i

LARKIYON K TOP 10 JHOOT: 1. I miss u. 2. I am single. 3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hoon.

So jaen ge ye duniya wale magr

‘So jaen Ge Ye Duniya WaLe Magr Neend Nahi Aye Gi in Ankhon Me ~AjNaB!~ Q k Pyar Wo Dard Hay jo Moat Se

Karo ge yaad guzre zamane kotarso humare

Karo ge YAAD guzre ZAMANE ko,TARSO ge humare sath 1 PAL bitane ko,phir AWAZ doge hume vapas bulane ko,or HUM kahenge DARWAZA nhi hai

Sarda ki bv raat kafi hogai hy

Sarda ki BV: Raat kafi hogai hy pr sarda ji gar nhi aye zarur koi larki ka chakar hy. Sardar ki maa: Hamesha bura

Dil ujri hui sraaye ki trha hy

Dil ujri hui sraaye ki trha hy, Ab log yahaan raat jagaany nhi aaty. . Yaaro naye mosam ny ye ehsaan kiye hyn, Ab

gazal jaanay lagay trey shehar se

% GaZal% Jaanay Lagay Trey Shehar Se To Tujhy Alwida Bhi Na Keh Skay Teri Sadgi Itni Haseen Thi K Tujhy Bewafa Bhi Na

Ay raat hamen sony dy youn tang

Ay Raat Hamen Sony Dy Youn Tang Na Kia Kar Be’Kaar Sawalon Men Paband Na Kia Kr Is K Siwa Or Bhi Zamany K

muhbt krna tere bs men nhi

*’* Muhbt krna tere bs men nhi, Ye falsafa samjhna tere bs men nhi, Tum nazuk paon le kr is rah p chal na

Bohat ummid rkhna or phir bayaas hona

Bohat ummid rkhna or phir bay’aas hona b, Bashar ko maar deta hai bohat hassaas hona b. Suno ik kaan say or doosray say

Shaayad ham ne zindagi ki qeemat ko

Shaayad Ham Ne ZINDAGI Ki Qeemat Ko Jana Hi Nhi ‘ Dost ‘ Warna Kisi our K Liye Khud Ko BARBAD Na Karte…

W1y w2y w1y w5y w5x nhi

W1y w2y w1y w5y W5x w1y w2y w1y Nhi smaj aya? Zra ulta kr k dekho HaHaHa! Paagal! Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to

Larka jan mere sath kahin door ghomne

Larka .jan mere sath kahin door ghomne chalogi.? Larki. Koi galat harkat to nhi karoge tum? Larka. Nahi jaan. Larki.phir faida itni door jane

Apna ser uncha rakho k tm kisi

Apna Ser Uncha Rakho k tm kisi se nhi Derty Lekan Apni Nigahen nichi rakho Ta k Malom ho k tmm 1 Ba;Izzat Gharany

yaadein o oo

.–,!““““““““““““! / – ,! Yaadein ! ! “-O-‘“““‘“““O‘O“-“ Pura truck Yaadon se Full kr k Bhej Rha hon Phir kehna mat k Yad Nhi

1 american chinese aur pakistani chaand per

1 American, 1 Chinese aur 1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye. Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi. American: Ye

Kisi nay hazrat ali ra say pucha

Kisi Nay Hazrat ALI (R.A) Say Pucha : DOST Aur BHAI Mein Kiya Farrq Hai ? AAP Nay Farmaya : BHAI Sona (GOLD) Hai

Drinkers gang aj tab tak piyenge jab

Drinkers Gang: Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty. Bar owner: Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi

Shaamil jo mohabbat mein aziyyat nhi hoti

Shaamil jo Mohabbat mein aziyyat nhi hoti, Aey Dil kabhi Takmeel-e-Mohabbat nhi hoti, Jab Hosh na ho sar ka,Wo hoti hai ibaadat, Sar Sajday

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai, Aawargi ko shriyat mein dhaal deta hai, Wo khush kalaam hai is drja baat krne mein, K

Honto pr apke pyari sismilehy hum ne

Honto pr apke pyari si’SMILE’hy hum ne suna hy apke pas bhi’MOBILE’hy jis me sms ki aik moti si’FILE’hy mgr ap sms nhi krte

1 admi public toilet me betha tha

1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai Kya haal hai? Admi ghabra kr bola: Thiek hun

Pathan hum ko shadi pr susral se

Pathan: hum ko shadi pr Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nhi dekhi Pathan:Oye! BMW ka matlab

Hamein zindagi mai aur kisi cheez ki

Hamein Zindagi Mai Aur Kisi CheeZ Ki Tammanna Nhi hai Bus Ek poput c bachi set ho jaye zindagi bn jaye gi…

Height of dedication pappu 5mint m papr

height of dedication.. pappu 5mint m papr chor k chla gya, teachr:yeh kya?papr nhi ata? pappu:woh bat nhi ha. muje agle papr ki tyari

Ab kisi sey bhi mohabbat nhi ker

ab kisi sey bhi mohabbat nhi ker paata hai maar ker khud ko jo ik shakhs bachaya main ney

Koi apko jab pagal kaheto to dukhi

Koi apko Jab Pagal KaheTo.. To Dukhi Mat Hona, Afsos Mat Karna, Rona Bhi Nhi, Darna Bhi Mat Aur Himat se Kharay Ho K

Jis ghar mein kutta hota hai wahan

Jis Ghar mein kutta hota hai wahan farishtay nhi aatay, yeh mulk hamara ghar hai… baqi ap samajhdar hain….Sakhti bohat hai, nai tou tafseel

Wo shakhs js ki aankhon mein inkar

Wo shakhs js ki aankhon mein inkar k siwa kch b nhi.. Na jaane q uski aankhon pe zndgi lutaane ko jee chahta hai…!!!

Itni aadat c ho gai hy ab

Itni aadat c ho gai hy ab to meri neend ko b, K utarti hi nhi aankon me jab tak mehv-e-kalam na ho tum

Ye akeley pan ki udasiyan firaq lamhay

ye akeley pan ki udasiyan ye firaq lamhay azab se kbhi dasht-e-dil pe b aa rukein teri chahaton k qafilay main hon tujhko jan

Pathan mivaak he shopkeeper nhi hm

Pathan: Mivaak he? Shopkeeper: Nhi, hm masvaak nhi bechte. Next day, Pathan: Masvak he? Shopkeeper: Kal b btaya tha k nhi he. Next day,

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

Maghroor hamey kehti hay to rahey dunye

Maghroor hamey kehti hay to kehti rahey dunye, Mur kar hum kisi shaks ko dekha nhi kartey.

Insn k chi niyt pe w

Insän Kö Ächi Niyät Pe Wö Inääm milte Häin.. Jö Äche Äämäl Pe B Nhi Milte, Q K.. Niyät Me Dikhäwä Nhi Hötä.. —

Mayoos wo hota hai jo allah pe

‘MAYOOS’ Wo Hota Hai Jo ‘ALLAH’ Pe ‘Yaqeen’ Nhi Rkhta. AUR’MEHROOM’ Wo Hota Hai Jo ‘ALLAH’ Ka Shukar Ada Nahi Krta. ‘ JUMA MUBARAK’

Ay december kuch to hosh kr ye

ay december kuch to hosh kr ye tuje kya hua? bin barsy guzar jna teri adat pehly to nhi thi.

wohi h dard ka aalam usy

*’* Wohi H Dard Ka Aalam Usy Bhula K B, Mery Qarib Hi Nikla Wo Dur Ja Kr B, *’* Piye Hen Sat Samandr

Tu pyar se beh pyara hai snam

tu pyar se beh pyara hai snam pyasi ankhon ka nazara hai sanam yeh soch k jee lete hai hum k tu kissi or

ye 9 love stars he ise

* * * * * * * * * Ye 9 love stars he ise 9 frnds ko bejo Ager me hu to muje

Es trha dil mein samao ge malom

Es trha Dil mein samao ge malom na tha, Es trha Dil ko tarpao ge malom na tha, Socha tha dour ho yaad nhi

Sun raha hon fasile hen terf mry

SUN RAHA HON FASILE HEN TERF MRY DARMYAN M N TUJ KO KBI KHUD S JUDA DEKHA NHI ‘ ALI ‘ US KI RAH

Ye alag bat hai saqi k muje

‘Ye alag bat hai saqi k muje hosh nhi’ ‘Wrna me kuch b hon ehsan framosh nhi’ ‘Me teri mast nigahon ka bhram rakhlonga’

Ye rat apne syah panjon ko jis

Ye Rat Apne Syah Panjon Ko Jis Qadar B Daraz Krle, Men Tergi Ka Ghubar Bn Kr Nhi Jiynga, Mujhe Pta H K Aik

Eid card 4u

‘Eid card 4u’ {*|”””””””|*} {*| +”+.+”’ |*} {*|+ EID + |*} {*| ‘+. .+’ |*} {*| ‘+’ |*} {MUBARAK } ””””””””” EID MUBARAK IN

Kherat mein mili hui khushi muje achi

Kherat mein mili hui khushi muje achi nhi lagti Faraz Main apne ghamoon mein rehta hoon navaboon ki tarah..

Bacha mummy muje is dukan se patakhy

BACHA: mummy muje is dukan se PATAKHY lene hain. MUMY: beta ye dukan nhi girls hostel hai. BACHA: lekn papa to kehty hain k

Pathan shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun? Pathan: nahin, Helicopter mein dikha, Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

Wo ankhain kr rhi hain jo bars

wo Ankhain Kr Rhi Hain Jo Bars Jany Ki Tayari Koi Un Se Keh Do K Abi Sawan aya Nhi Ha

5 zaruri batein 1 kisi islami maah

5 .Zaruri (Batein) 1-Kisi Islami Maah Ki Mubarkbad Dene Se(Jannat)Wajib Nhi Hoti 2[ALLAH]K Nam Ya Koi Wazifa Fwd Krne Se KhushKhbri Ya Aafat Nhi

hum se juda hone ka tasawar

*’* Hum se juda hone ka tasawar b na krna,* Hum aisy sitam gar hen k manaya nhi krte, Jis dar p bhi gae

Hussain as mehboob e kibriya hy

HUSSAIN a.s Mehboob E Kibriya Hy HUSSAIN a.s Ghurbat Ki Inteha Hy HUSSAIN a.s Maqsood E Karbala Hy HUSSAIN a.s Mazloom E Karbala Hy

Agr pathan bewaqo0f hote hen to

Agr PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to: 1 Muslim League ka pehla sadar ‘AGHA KHAN’ na hota, 1 bewaqo0f pakistan ka phla prime ministr ‘LIAQAT

Khubsurti ye nhi k new suiter ya

Khubsurti ye nhi k New suiter ya new shoz pehno Smart nazr aaoge Bl k khubsurti to insan k andr hoti hy Is lye

Aao ek kaam krein sunnat nabvi

AAo Ek Kaam Krein SUNNAT:: Nabvi ko aam krein HELLO Nhi ASSALAM.O. ALAIKUM THANKS Nhi JAZAK ALLAH Bye TakeCare Nhi FE AMANILLAH GREAT Nhi

Usay mene hi likha tha k

Usay mene hi likha tha, K lehjay barf ho jaen To phir pighla nhi kerte Parinde darr k urr jaen Tu lauta nhi krtay

Girti hoi dewar ka humdard hon lekin

Girti hoi Dewar ka humdard hon lekin Charhte hoe Sooraj ki prastish nhi krta Humdardi-e-Ehbaab se darta hon MOHSIN Me zakhm tu rakhta hon

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom raha tha k uss ne dekha k 1 Pathan sarak pe peshab kr raha hai Foriegner hairaan

Choclate ap k best friend seice cream

CHOCLATE! ap k best friend se;) ICE CREAM! jis ko ap dil o jan se chatey ho DINNER! apk cousin se.LUNCH! ap k ma

Hsbndek writer ne likha ha k

Hsbnd:Ek writer ne likha ha k ‘Shohar ko b Ghr k Mamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chahye Wife Wo Bechara b dekho Likh

Larka larki sy mujsy shadi krogi

Larka larki sy: Mujsy shadi krogi? Larki: Mri umar shadi ki nhi hy me abhi chhoti hun 3sal bd shadi krungi. Larka: Shadi abi

1lal beg 2chouha 3murga 4murgi 5kutta

1.lal beg 2.chouha 3.murga 4.murgi 5.kutta 6.ghora 7.bili 8.donkeY Hr msg romantic nhi hota. Ab karo kisS ;hahahahA’~’

Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le

Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai, . . . aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai. . .

Bichar hi jaate hain duniya mein

Bichar Hi jaate Hain Duniya Mein chahnay wale, , Dost , Chalo jo Howa so Howa’ par Neend kyun Nhi Aati???

Gazal na maro humko awam hain

(GAZAL) NA MARO HUMKO AWAM HAIN HUM PEHLE HI KHOD K DUKHON SY PARESHAN HAIN HUM ZINDHA MAR K INSANON KO KEHTE HAIN HUKMARAN

Good night bethy thy apni masti

^good Night^ Bethy Thy Apni Masti Me K AchanaK Tarrap Uthy, ” Aa Kr Tery Khyal Ne Acha Nhi Kia…:-(

Ab tere sms men wo zook e muhabat nhi

Ab terE smS men wo zook-e-muhabat nhi Rahi Dost Lgta h Tere sath b koi bachi set hogai. (‘,’)/ sale bachi k /}{ chakkar

Kitne anjan tabiyet k hain mere chahne

kitne anjan tabiyet k hain mere chahne waly faraz k jub tak hum haal n pochen wo baat nhi kerte…

Log kehte hn k kisi aik chale

log kehte hn k kisi aik k chale jane se zindgi ruk nhi jati! But Ye koi nhi janta k lakhon k mil jane

Kia likhon k ab tu thak

‘kia likhon??? K ab tu thak chuka hon. Likh likh kar. Dard jo bi sahay hain wo likhon. Ya dard denay walay ka hausla

Easy load mangne ki shandar kamyabi k

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