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Dost ho ya parinda usko azaad chor

Dost ho ya parinda usko azaad chor do agr lot kr aya tau tumhara hai, aur agr nahi aaya tau kabhi tumhara tha hi

Notice jo moaziz dost sms send

Notice! Jo Moaziz Dost SmS Send Karne Ki Zehmat Nhi Krte Unse Guzarsh Hy K Anqarib Unka Numbr Delete Kr Diya Jyga Q K

Ghazal teri hijraton ka malal tha

GHAZAL..:( Teri hijraton ka malal tha, magr ab nhi.. Muje sirf tera khayal tha, magr ab nhi.. Teri be’misal Muhabaton k nisaab mein.. Tu

Student life memories one side love

Student life Memories One Side LOVE Silent Mode Mobiles Bus Stand Comedies Cafe Foods Escape 4m Seminars Little Little Fights Waiting 4 Sunday Classroom

Dard o ghm k siwa ishq me

Dard o ghm k siwa ishq me kia mila kuch nhi Jo tha kho bethy hasil hoa kuch nhi Main ne likh k bheja

Nashey ki tarah muhabbat b tark hoti

‘Nashey ki tarah muhabbat b tark hoti nhi ha, jo ik bar kry ga wo bar bar kry ga…!

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai To . . . . . . . . Kutta mar jata hai . . . . Zarori

Story1bar 1larki akeli ja rahi thi1larka samne

Story:1bar 1larki akeli ja rahi thi 1larka samne se aya Dono bilkul pas agaye Larka side pe ho giya Larki chali gai Moral:Hr bnda

Nhi wafadar hm aise k likhte phiren

?’Nhi wafadar hm aise k likhte phiren wafa pe kitaben…. tumhe dekhny hy muhabat, mere dil-e-natwan ma jhank…!!!

Har koi chahta hai ke usey kamyabi

HAR KOI CHAHTA HAI KE USEY ”KAMYABI ” MIL JAE ””LEKIN ! JAB ”MASJID ” SE AWAZ ATI HAI ”’HAYYA ALAL FALAH ”’ [

Mein ab k laota to sadion ki

Mein Ab K Laota To Sadion Ki Umar Laon Ga… K Tere Paas Mujh Ko Mukhtasir Nhi Rehna…!

Zarkhez zameen kabhi banjar nhi hoti

Zarkhez zameen kabhi banjar nhi hoti Darya badal lete hain rasta usey kehna Kuch log safar k liey mozoon nhi hotay Kuch raste kat-tey

Mari nazar se dekho mera kya qasoor

MARI NAZAR SE DEKHO MERA KYA QASOOR HAY!! KHUD PE IKHTIYAAR NHI DIL MAJBOOR HAY!! WESE BURA KABHI KISSI KO NAHEN CHAHA!! !!!HAAN JAAN

Wafa ki jang mat larna bekar jati

Wafa ki jang Mat Larna Bekar jati he, Zmana jeet jata he Mohbt Har jati he, Hmara Tazkra choro Hm aise Log hen Jinko,

Kise ne gulaab se poocha jab tumhe

Kise Ne Gulaab Se Poocha: Jab Tumhe Kisi Ne Toda Tab Dard Nhi Hua.? Gulaab:Hua, Par Todne Wale Ki Khushi Itni Thi Ki Use

Pathan yar mere pas paise nhi hy

Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun? Dost: To bank se loan le lo Pathan: Loan to le

Pathan dukhi tha kisi ne poucha q

pathan dukhi tha kisi ne poucha Q tension me ho? . . . . pathan:yara hum ne ek dost ko plastic surgery k liye

Mere ashkon ko plkon pe machalna b

Mere ashkon ko plkon pe machalna b nhi aata, Hisar-e-zbt se mujh ko nikalna b nhi aata, Gaye ho aisi rah mein akela chhor

Bs tera intezar or kuch nhi masrofiyat

Bs tera intezar or kuch nhi masrofiyat meri… mere shab o roz ko hai sirf hajat teri……. 1 pal bhi ab kaatna mushkil huwa

1 sbse pyara rishta 2

1) Sbse pyara rishta _______? 2) sbse khubsurt color ? 3) aik girl/boy mai sbse achi khobi kya honi chahye ______? 4) apko ks

Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik

‘Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik juta 1 konay ma aur 1 juta 1 konay ma raknay se chapal chori nhi hoti’ =ZUBAIDA

Tum mere hi rehna se nata hai

TUM MERE HI REHNA TUM SE NATA HAI YOU WAFAON KA JESE KHUSBO SE HAI HAWAON KA JESE HONTON SE HAI DUAON KA KESE

Ab kisi sey bhi mohabbat nhi ker

ab kisi sey bhi mohabbat nhi ker paata hai maar ker khud ko jo ik shakhs bachaya main ney

Hijr mai khoob rulatay ho kahan hotay

Hijr Mai Khoob Rulatay Ho Kahan Hotay Ho? Lot Kr Q Nhi Aatay Ho, Kahan Hotay Ho? Mujhse Bichhray Ho To Mehbob-e-Nazar Ho Kis

Jahan dosti wahan aitebar aitebar mohabbat

Jahan ‘Dosti’, wahan ‘Aitebar Jahan ‘Aitebar’, wahan ‘Mohabbat’ Jahan ‘Mohabbat’, wahan ‘Khuwab’ Jahan ‘Khuwab’ wahan ‘HBL’ : Hr bt romantic nhi hoti;-)

Ye acha hai k hum achy nhi

Ye acha hai k HuM Achy nhi Hain… ‘faraaz’ kisi ki Aankh to nam nhi hogi Hamary ‘Marny’ k Baad.

Kya kr rhy ho bussy ktna

kya kr rhy ho? bussy ho? ktna bsy ho? Agr kaam ho to message kun nhi krty? Agr zyada ho to msg kyn par

Tujhe mhbt krna nhi ata mujhe

Tujhe mhbt krna nhi ata, mujhe mhbt k siwa kuch nhi ata, zindagi guzarny k 2 tareeqay hain”GHALIB” aik tujhe nhi ata, aik mujhe

Dosti ki hy tmse is lye shikwa

Dosti ki Hy Tmse Is Lye Shikwa Nhi Kia, Hmne To Kbi Tmko Ruswa Nhi Kia Smjha Hy Teri bat Ko Hr Bat Se

Wo keh ke chalay itni mulaqat bohot

Wo Keh Ke Chalay Itni Mulaqat Bohot Hay Main Nay Kaha Ruk Jao Abhi Raat Bohot Hay Aansoo Mere Thum Jayein To Phir Shoq

Insaan ki ghaltiyaan use wo dars deti

‘Insaan ki ghaltiyaan use wo dars deti hen jo use kisi darsgah se nhi mil skta.’ MOULA ALI A.S ‘JeaY MoHnjO MolA Hu$$aiN ä.$’HùB~è~A£ì

Jo log elfi sy nahaya krty hen

jo log elfi sy nahaya krty hen faraz wo log kbhi toot kr bikhra nhi krty

Shadi me khana khula shadi me

shadi me khana khula Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga Logon Ne Pocha Ye

Samajte hai wo k pathar humunko thokar

Samajte hai wo k pathar hai hum,unko thokar maar jaenge,woh bewafa ek baar keh de NaFrAt hai humse, khuda kasam pathar to kya, phool

Meray naam par rakho laikan meri kuniyat

Meray naam par naam rakho laikan meri kuniyat se ahtiyat karo aor jis ne khwab me mjhe dekha os ne mjhe he dekha hey

Mujh se ab ye judai ka zehr

Mujh se ab ye ‘judai’ ka ‘ZEHR’ pia nhi jata ‘faraz’,,,, Ho Saky to Mujhey 2 glass Thanday’TANG’ hi pila do

Kanch or kanto pe chalna seekha hy

Kanch Or Kanto Pe Chalna Seekha Hy Hum Ne Dil Dena Or Zakhum Lena Seekha Hy Hum Ne Phool Or Khushbo Humara Muqadar Nhi

Jo shakhs sajdon mai rota hai

Jo Shakhs Sajdon mai Rota Hai Usy Taqdeer Pr Rona Nhi parta Hazrat Ali. (R.A)

Isrf use itna keh dena mohsin

isrf use itna keh dena mohsin me us k bagair tanha he nhi balke adhura b hon

Nahi aise sata0 tum muje tanhai dasti

Nahi Aise Sata0 Tum MuJe Tanhai Dasti Hai Kahin Sy L0t Aa0 Tum MuJe Tanhai Dasti Hai Yakeen Tum K0 Meri Bat0n Py Akhir

Nice comments 4 love mohabt aankh

Nice Comments 4 ‘LOVE’. Mohabt Aankh Se Nhi DiL Se Dekhti Hy (Shakspear) Jo Bar Bar Mohbat Krte Hen Wo Mohabt Krna Nhi Janty

Gazal mat pochiye kahan ja k

‘GAZAL’ Mat pochiye kahan ja k dil laga liya humny khud par heran hon ye kya kiya humny Log apni muhabt k afsane sunate

Wajib ul wujood aisi zaat jo hamesha sy hy

WAJIB-ul-WUJOOD aisi Zaat jo Hamesha sy hy or Hamesha rahegi,jisko kabhi fana nahi,kisi ny isko peda nhi kya or isne subko peda kya he

Muhabbat ka pata bataya nhi jata kisi

muhabbat ka pata bataya nhi jata kisi ajnabee ko bholaya nahi jata tujhe sajaya he os jaga per jahan kisi ki sajaya nahi jata

Itni shidat sy mujhy usny zkham diye

itni shidat sy mujhy usny ZkHAM diye hain ”FARAZ” Itni shidat sy tu mainy usay chaha b nhi tha

Bv dear tum mujhe ktna pyar krte

Bv: Dear Tum Mujhe Ktna Pyar Krte Ho? Shohar: Mai TmSe Itna Pyar Krta Hoon K Tumhara Jootha Zeher Bhi Pee Sakta Hoon Agar

Baapmere 4 bche hain 1 ne

Baap:Mere 4 bche hain 1 ne MBA 2nd MA 3rd ne PHD ki hy or 4TH chor hy Frnd:jo chor ha use ghar se

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty kisi surat

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty, Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay, Agr “Cornetto” k paisy nhi thy to kiya hua FARAZ, “Khoye”wali “QULFI” hi

Saas anay do maray betay kousko bataongi

Saas: Anay do maray betay ko,usko bataongi tumhare kartot Bahu:Koi fayda nhi wo meri hi bat manega Saas: Q? Bahu: Q k tum beth

Jquraan s nisa a 51 52 kia aapny un lgun

‘J$$’QURAAN’ S-Nisa-A-51-52 Kia AapNy Un Lögun Ka Hal Nhi Dekha Jinhen Kitab Ka Ek Hisa Diya Gya h Jø Gær Allah Kö Mabud Or

Aaj mein kisi wajah se boht udhas

Aaj mein kisi wajah se boht udhas tha socha chat room me jata hun kisi b dost se baat hogi to mood acha ho

Chahten har kisi ko dunia me

‘CHAHTEN’ Har Kisi Ko Dunia Me Shohraten Nhi Milti, Zindagi K Lamhon Ki Qeematen Nhi Milti, Fatah Ki Khwaish Me Amal B Tu Lazim

Pathan molvi sahb kia wazoo k beghair

PATHAN: Molvi Sahb Kia Wazoo K Beghair NAMAZ Ho jati Hai? MOLVI: Nhi Hoti PATHAN: Hojati Hai Yara MOLVI: O Bhai Nhi Hoti PATHAN:

i miss you ye

.+” I MISS YOU ”+. Ye msg sirf unko bhaijein… jnko ap 2011 mein khona nhi chahty!! *MujHe bhi bhaijein agr apko meri zrorat

Nabi pak saaw sy kisi ny pucha

Nabi Pak (S.A.A.W) sy kisi ny pucha, ‘Mai khairaat krna chahta Hn, Lakin Mujhy Andaza nhi k Kon Haqdar Hy aur Kon Nhi…? Aap

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha

Bus m conducter ne musafiro sy kaha sb beth jay ta k bus chal sake peche se 1 larki ki awaz i ruko ruko

Meri khataaien dekh kar bhi ataaien kam

Meri khataaien Dekh kar bhi Ataaien kam Nhi karta…, Main Sochta Hoon K Mera RAB Meherbaan kitna hai…!!! Juma Mubark

Jo mile hayat e khizr muje to usy me

Jo mile hayat-e-khizr muje, To usy me sarf-e-sana kron. Tera shukr pir b ada na ho, Tera shukr kaise ada kron. Tere lutf ki

Dil me tmhari yad k nashtar utar

‘Dil me tmhari yad k nashtar utar gaye Kitne sitare aankh se tootkar bikhargaye Aajaiye k aap ko tarse hay ab nazar Dekha nhi

jis py aitbar tha aj wohi

:*=: Jis py aitbar tha aj wohi hmain chornay ka soch rha hy -khan- _._’Na jany duniya walon ko ghareeb achay kyon nhi lgty.

Husband allah ne tumhein 2 aakhen di

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar

Jalwa dikha k yar ne deewana kr

Jalwa dikha k yar ne deewana kr diya….khud shama bangai mujhe parwana kr diya kiya pochte ho muje se mere pas kuch nhi ek

aashuftagi usy uski be na jan

*’* Aashuftagi Usy Uski Usy Be Na Na Jan, *’* Aadat Ki Baat Aur H Dil Ka Bura Nhi, *’* Saheb E Nazar S

Hum apne aap mein yun gum howe

Hum Apne Aap mein Yun Gum howe hein Arsey sy Humain to Jese kisi ka b Intizar nhi kisi ko Toot kr Chahen ke

r niyat hi agr thek zamane ki

-‘R’- Niyat hi Agr Thek Zamane ki Nhi Hai Jaldi to Mjhe B Kahin Jaane Ki Nhi Hai Jin Khwabon Ki Taabir Pr israr

Al quran ay nabi swa aap logon say

AL-QURAN ‘(Ay Nabi S.W.A) Aap logon say keh den k mai tmharay liye Nafa ya Naksan ka ikhteyar hargiz nhi rakhta Ap ye b

Niyat hi agr thek zamane ki nhi

Niyat hi Agr Thek Zamane ki Nhi Hai Jaldi to Mjhe B Kahin Jaane Ki Nhi Hai Jin Khwabon Ki Taabir Pr israr Hai

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy dosti ki

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy Dosti ki, * Larna milne se bhi acha lgta hy! * Larr k manane wale b hote hain kuch, *

Ek charsi 3rd floor se neeche gir

Ek charsi 3rd Floor Se Neeche Gir Gaya Log Uske Ird-Gird Jama HoGaye Or Poocha: Kya Hua Bhai? Charsi: Pata Nhi Mai Khud Abi

Bst msg my inbox 4 ever

‘Bst msg my inbox 4 ever’ JO EMAN tujhy Masjid tk nhi le ja skta wo tjhy JANAT Tk kaisy lyjaiga….?

Mujhe chaand teri talab nhi roshni bari

Mujhe Chaand Teri Talab Nhi, Teri Roshni Bari Door Hai Mujhe Jis Chiraagh Se Pyar Tha, Mera Sab Kuch Usi Ne Jala Diya

Han ye sach he k mujy tumse

Han ye sach he k mujy tumse mohabbat he.. Ye b sach he k me tumhari chahat hun. Per meri zindgi me chahto ki

Kehne komere paslafz nai hebhejne koacha sa

Kehne KoMere PasLafz Nai He Bhejne KoAcha Sa sMsNai He Par Dil Se1 Awaz AatiHe Har Bar Apna KhyalRakha Kro QKMere Pas AapJesa oR

Nigaheyar k pardon me hai pinha ada

Nigah_E_Yar K Pardon Me Hai Pinha Ada Kesi Sitam Kesa Karam Kesa Jafa Kesi Wafa Kesi. Ye Jo Tufan Smandr Hain Ye Sb Hsti

A very deep saying by sheikh sadi

A Very Deep Saying by Sheikh Sadi : ‘ Main ALLAH sey darta hon 0r ALLAH k baad us shakhs sey darta hon j0u

Uski ankhon me nazar aata tha sara

Uski ankhon me nazar aata tha sara jahan muj ko ”,,, magar ye bhi hy ek sach k uski ankhon me khud ko kabhi

Jo log dil ma allah ka khouf

Jo Log Dil Ma ALLAH Ka Khouf Nhi Rakhtay Phir ALLAH Un K Dil Ma Us Cheez Ka Khouf Paida Farma Deta Hai Jisay

agr kisi ko kuch dena

* ‘* Agr kisi ko kuch dena h to usy acha waqt aur dua do, Q k ap her chez wapis ly skty ho

Ambreen 10 sal ki thi jab usy

Ambreen 10 sal ki thi jab usy Umer sy piar ho gia Jb wo 12 sal ki hoi to usny Umer ko chora Fahad

Pathan yara sooraj raat ko kyu nhi

Pathan: Yara Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: kia pata nikalta bi ho andhera itna hota ha k nazar hi ni ata.

Girls father me nhi chata meri

Girl”s father: Me nhi chata meri baiti apni saari zindagi ek gadhe k saath guzaar de. Boy: Bas isi liye me uss ko yaha

Ghazal kuch umer ki pehli

‘Ghazal ‘ Kuch Umer Ki PehLi ManziL Thi …. Kuch Raste The Anjaan Bohat, …. Kuch Hum B PagaL The Lekin Kuch Wo B

Chote se dil me koi arman rkhna

Chote Se DIL Me Koi Arman Rkhna. DUNYA Ki Bheer Mn Hmari Phchan Rkhna. Achy Nhi Lgty, Jb Rhty Ho UDAS, IN HontoN Pe

Usne dheeme se narm lehje me maazrat

Usne dheeme se narm lehje me maazrat ki mj se…Mere liye ye mumkin nhi k tmhen ab dilaason me rakhun! Ab ta’lluq torne me

Muhabbat kar to li hum nay paa

Muhabbat Kar To Li Hum Nay, Muhabbat Paa Nahin Saktay.. Bohat Kehnay Ki Khuwahish Hai, Magar Bataa Nahin Saktay.. Teri Baatain, Teri Yaadain, Hamara

Jab ho jaiyan mohabat to dil sambalta

Jab ho jaiyan mohabat to dil sambalta nhi, wapis lotnay ka rasta milta nhi, koi lakh bolain apnay dil say magr dil main rehnay

1 kisan ne khait me putla lagany

1 Kisan Ne Khait Me Putla Lagany K Bajay Altaf Bhai Ka Photo Lga Dia, Ap Soch B Nhi Skty K Kya Hoa, Kawway

1bazurg ne kutey ko kaha tu bohot

1.bazurg ne kutey ko kaha tu bohot wafadar hy par tujh me3.khamian hain. 1.Tu diwar pr peshab krta hy 2.Tu fakeer per bhonkta hy

sukhey nhi aaj tak tairi

*. . .Sukhey nhi aaj tak tairi YADOO K Phool, mOhS!n Main ne hamesha inko apne ANSUOO se tarr rakha hai. . .* !¡!¡,_,_,_,RõÇk$,_,_,_,!¡!¡

Shumar maa ki muhabt ka jab kiya

Shumar Maa Ki Muhabt Ka Jab Kiya Mene Samajh Mai Aya Koi Iski Had Nhi Hoti Dua Qabul B Hoti Ha,Rad B Hoti Ha

Na mango har bat per vazahatain

na mango har bat per vazahatain a dil_E_nadan mohabbat mein kuch sawalon k jawab nhi hote.

Hm ne yad kia boht usy bhulane

Hm ne yad kia boht usy bhulane k badWo phir rooth gya hmse manane k badUs k dil me thi adawat mere liyMe to

Kia kahun qudrat se rishta abu talib

Kia Kahun Qudrat Se Kia Rishta ABU TALiB Ka Hy Sb Ka Jø Qibla Hy Wø Kaba ABU TALiB Ka Hy Is Kø Kafir

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai

Wo bndagi ki aisi misaal deta hai, Aawargi ko shriyat mein dhaal deta hai, Wo khush kalaam hai is drja baat krne mein, K

1 genius ne bill gates ko khat

1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen 1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka

Kbi to ro prti hain youn hi

kbi kbi to ro prti hain youn hi ankhain, Udas honay ka koi sabab nai hota Mai apne dil ko ye baat kese samjhon

Q kya murday sunty hain faryaden pori

Q: Kya Murday Sun,ty Hain? Kya Murday Faryaden Pori Karte Hain? Ans: Nahi. Quran ‘Agr tum unhain pukaro to wo tumhari pukar sunty hi

Hy nafs k hathon tu majboor kitna

Hy nafs k hathon tu majboor KITNA, Sub jaan k b hy aaj la sha’oor KITNA, Jis chehry ne hy 1 din matti mein

Mujh se wada karo mujhe rulao gey

Mujh Se Wada Karo Mujhe Rulao Gey Nahi,, Halaat Jo Bhi Hon Muje Bhulao Gey Nahi,, Chupa K Apni Aankhon Mein Rakho Gey Mujh

Zok e jnon ko had se guzr to jane

Zok-e-Jnon ko had se guzr to jane do,Wo samaitny khud aye ga hume bikhr to jane do,Abi dstras me hon to ehsas nhi usko,Ro

Ki dasa haal main is dil mar

ki dasa haal main is dil mar jane da, na pucho maitho raaz isde tikane da , lakh wasdie dunia is ahaan wich ,

A new vaccum salesman knocked on da

A new vaccum salesman knocked on da door!A lady opened it!Before she could speak, da salesman rushed into da living room and emptied a

Saazoaawaz khadokhaal men aa jatay hen

Saaz_o_Aawaz khad_o_khaal men aa jatay Hen, Saans letay Hain to sur taal men aa jatay Hen, Jang aur ishq men Haaray Huway logon ki

Thought of the day hamy

‘Thought Of The Day’ ”””””””””””” ‘Hamy Us ALLAH Ka Har Waqat Shukar Ada Karte Rehna Chahiye, Jo Bardasht Se Ziyada Dukh To Nhi Deta

Faraz daku ban gya bank me daka

Faraz Daku Ban Gya. Bank Me Daka Dalne Gya or Bola Arz Kia He Takdeer Me Jo He Wo Mile Ga Handz Up!! Koi

Gum sum aankhain sooni sansein tooti

GUM SUM AANKHAIN SOONI SANSEIN TOOTI JURTI UMEEDAIN FARAZ DARTA HOO US K BAGAIR KESE KATAY GI ZINDAGI YE UMER HAI KOI RAAT NHI

1 bacha new car pe pen se

1 BACHA NEW CAR PE PEN SE SCRATCH DAAL RHA THA. BAAP NE US KO ZORDAR THAPAR MARA. JIS SE USKI MOUT HO GAI.

Saahil pe larki bethi thi us ne

¿Saahil Pe Larki Bethi Thi Us Ne Sath Bethe Larke Se Pucha Tm Bolty Kyon Nhi? Wo Palken Jhuka Kr Muskurane Lga Or Rait

Barasne k baad badal gira nhi krte

Barasne K Baad Badal Gira Nhi Krte Murjhane K Baad Phool Khila Nhi Krte Doston Ki Ehmiat Ko Samjha Karo Q K Bicharne K

Ap bhi kahdo un se jo ye

Ap bhi kahdo un se jo ye ghum nahi karty, qasam khuda ki zulum Rasool(saww) py kam nhi karty, itni bedardi say qatal karbal

Wo is khalos sy har dil ko

Wo Is Khalos Sy Har Dil Ko Lot Lata Hy K Lutnay Wala B Us Py Guman Nhi Krta Wo Mara Naam To Likhta

Girls of 2011 1st girl aaj

‘Girls Of 2011’ 1st girl: Aaj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nhi, Main to ab uska muhn b nhi dekhungi 2nd: Q kiya

tanha udaas chand ko samjho na

*’* Tanha Udaas Chand Ko Samjho Na Be Khabr, *’* Hr Baat Sun Rha H Magr Bolta Nhi H, *’* Khamosh Ratjagon Ka Dhuwan

Pappu k boss ne usy job se

Pappu k Boss ne usy job se nikal dia, Pappu roz Boss k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata Boss: Ye kia harkat

Phulon se khubsurat koi nhi sagar gehara

Phulon se khubsurat koi nhi, Sagar se gehara koi bahi. Ab aapki kya tariff karoo, Dosto mein aap jaisa pyara koi nahi.

Meri awargi me kuch qasoor tera b

meri awargi me kuch qasoor tera b hai mohsin,,, tumhri yaad ati hai to ghar acha nhi lagta

Eid card 4u

‘Eid card 4u’ {*|”””””””|*} {*| +”+.+”’ |*} {*|+ EID + |*} {*| ‘+. .+’ |*} {*| ‘+’ |*} {MUBARAK } ””””””””” EID MUBARAK IN

Pyar karna tere bas ki baat nhi

Pyar karna tere bas ki baat nhi AY DOST Sardiyan hain Chup kr k anday vaichya kar (‘ -‘)ah /)(gram _//_ anday.

Hota kese unko gham hamarri tanhia ka

hota kese unko gham hamarri tanhia ka, jb farq pra nhi unko hamarai judaii ka, khamoshi sa saha hun ne jb har gham, to

Chala gaya hay wo ab intezar karna

Chala gaya hay wo ab intezar karna kya fuzool dil ko younhi beqarar karna kya jo bach gyee hay umar kat he jaye ge

Jab ho jaiyan mohabat to dil sambalta

Jab ho jaiyan mohabat to dil sambalta nhi, wapis lotnay ka rasta milta nhi, koi lakh bolain apnay dil say magr dil main rehnay

Us ka milna he muqadar main na

Us ka milna he muqadar main na tha warna! Hum ne kya kuch nhi khoya usay pane kliye

Sahil ki geeli rait par maine

Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par, Maine Us Se Poocha, Tum Bolti Kiun Nhi? Wo palken Jhuka kr muskurane lgi. Or Rait Pr Likha .

Doctor pagal setum chat se q latak

Doctor pagal se:Tum chat se q latak rahe ho? Pagal: Mein ek Bulb hun. Doctor: To phir tm jal q nhi rahe? Pagal: Bhootni

Friend kya wife se larai khatm hui

Friend: kya wife se larai khatm hui ?? Husband: Han Ghutne taik k mere pas ai thi …………Friend: Phr? Husband: yehi k bed k

1 bacha bench pr betha k bad

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha. 1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate

Xcuse me whats ur mobile number

Xcuse Me ! What’s Ur Mobile Number ? I Want To RE CHECK, Bcoz I Feel There’s Some Error, Q K, Msg Jata To

SMS #10493

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‘~InSän ki Fitrat Kö sAmjHtaY Hain parindey~’ *!FARAZ!* ‘~Jitna bhi MoHÃ…BBÃ…T se bulaÖ pAAs nhi aatey~’

Dil k jazbon ka machalna nhi dekha

Dil K Jazbon Ka Machalna Nhi Dekha Jata Gair Say Aap Ka Milna Nhi Dekha Jata Kya Garaz Ham Ko Badal Jayen Sabhi Dost

Boy friend janu me tmhara mobile

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Aajmohabbat mien sar ko jhuka dena

AAJ’Mohabbat Mien’ ‘Sar Ko’ ‘Jhuka Dena Koi’ ‘MushkAil Nhi’ ‘FARAZ’ ”Roshan Suraj’ ‘Bhi To Doob’ ‘Jata Hai’ ‘Chand’ ‘Ki Khatir ‘

Usay mene hi likha tha k

Usay mene hi likha tha, K lehjay barf ho jaen To phir pighla nhi kerte Parinde darr k urr jaen Tu lauta nhi krtay