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ne-pucha SMS Messages

Hazrat hassan basri rehmatullah se kisi ne

Hazrat Hassan Basri Rehmatullah se kisi ne pucha k ibadat ki kasrat karne walon k chehre aise khubsurat kis tarha hojate hain? Unho ne

Aaj phir kisi ne pucha k tera

Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hansta Hua Chehra Udas Q He ? Barasti Ankhon Me Pyas Q He Jin Ki Nazron Me

mental hospital mein 2 pagal

*. . .Mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay thaey aur doo pagal ek sath uchal rahe thay!

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahi ho sat

Pathan larki chod raha tha chilai

Pathan larki chod raha tha, larki chilai ufffffff… aahaahhhhh…. pathan ne pucha, soda bara hai?? Girl; nahi, thook naswar wala hai, Jalan ho rahi

1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 pathan ne apni Bhabi ko jan se mar diya! Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kyun mara? Pathan bola: O

Aaj phir kisi ne pucha k tera

Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hansta Hua Chehra Udas Q He ? Barasti Ankhon Me Pyas Q He Jin Ki Nazron Me

1 andha police me bhrti hony k

1 Andha Police Me Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya Oficer Ne Pucha Tumhy Hm Kis Lye Rakhen? Andhy Ne Jawab Dya Andha Dhun Firing

Love story ek din ek larke

*Love Story* Ek din ek larke se uski girlfrnd ne pucha k hum dono me se zyada pyar kon krta hy Ek dosre se?

Aik mureedni peer sb se sex krwane

Aik mureedni Peer Sb se sex krwane k baad bari afsurda naadim or pareshan thi. Apni saheli se ro ro kr bata rahi thi

Memon se marny k baad farishty ne

Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha: ”koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein? Memon: ‘haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1

Ek badshah nokrani pe aashiq tha din

Ek Badshah nokrani pe aashiq tha, Ek din wazir ne dekha k nokrani badshah k sath Takht pe bethi huwi he, Wazir ne pucha

School me ek bacha chaku liye ghum

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun..?

School me ek bacha chaku liye ghum

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun..?

Paindo shadi k nxt din bv ko

Paindo shadi k nxt din Bv ko maar rha tha Logon ne pucha to bola: ‘Innay meri chah wich Tawiz Milaya a’ Bv Roti

Pathan wash room me lido le ja rha

Pathan wash-room me Lido le ja rha tha, kisi ne pucha? Khan sahb ye kahan ander le ja rhe ho? Pathan: Ander likha he,

1 pathan buji hoi cigret pi raha

1 Pathan Buji hoi cigret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi cigret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dohan Hi Nahi Hai?

1 sardar ka sar phat gaya doctor

1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya.. Doctor ne pucha : Sardar je kiya hua? Sardar: Main chappal nal keel thok rya se, Ik banda

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

Larki ne panty utari to usme hari

Larki ne Panty utari to usme hari ghans nazar ayi Larke ne pucha ye kya hy? Larki:dhatt tere ki rat ko Muli nikalna bhul

Ek larkay se kisi larki ne pucha

Ek Larkay se kisi Larki Ne Pucha ap mujny LOVE kay barey mian kuch batao Swal WHAT IS LOVE ? JAWAB LOVE IS MISS

Ek din ek buzrg bazar me betha

Ek din ek buzrg bazar me betha tha waha se badshah guzra. Badshah ne pucha yaha kia kar rahe ho. Buzrg. Allah aur insan

Sardar ne chohty qad ki larki se

Sardar ne chohty Qad ki Larki se shadi ki Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kyon kia? Srdar bola mery aboo ne kaha tha

1 pathan bap ki death par bohat

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?

Petrol pump wale ki shadi hui dulhan

Petrol pump wale ki shadi hui. Dulhan se sahelion ne pucha. Suhaag Raat Kesi guzri? Dulhan: Bewaqoof sari raat haath mai le kar pochta

Govt school k bachay kisi ko ghaseet

Govt. School k bachay kisi ko ghaseet k school le ja rahy the, 1 bazurg ne pucha Aise kyun ghaseet rhy ho, is ko?

1 pthan wapda k ofice bahr khra

1 pthan wapda k ofice k bahr khra ho k galian de rha tha kisi ne pucha kya huwa? Pthan:Hm mandi bakra lene gya

Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir

ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa

Admi doston ki mehfil se raat late

admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas

aik admi pathan ko maar raha

*’* Aik Admi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logun Ne Pucha K Q Maar Rahe Ho Bhai ? To Wo Bola 1 GHANTE Se

Pathan cinema mai jurasic park dekh raha

Pathan cinema mai ‘Jurasic Park’ dekh raha tha.Dinosour screen ki tarf aane laga to wo bahir bhaag gaya.Bahir Kisi ne pucha kyu bhaag rahe

Pathan motorway pe cigerate pite huye bhag

Pathan Motorway Pe Cigerate Pite Huye Bhag Raha Tha Police wale Ne Pucha: Kia Kr Rhe Ho? Pathan: Hum Dekh Raha Hy k 1

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sakht sardi k

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay Sakht sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay, In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho

Damad susral rehne gya saas ne 1st

Damad susral rehne gya saas ne 1st day sag, 2nd day palak, 3’day methi pkai 4’day sas ne pucha aaj kya pkaun ? jal

Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha

Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha. Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai? T0 kutty ne kaha: 0ye aram

For you kisi ne kaha ap

*FOR YOU* Kisi ne kaha: ap ko ek saal mai soo dost banane hai. Ek saal k bad os ne pucha: Ap ne kitne

Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne

Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne pucha k khan sahb ap ka accident kaise hua????? Pathan:o doctor yara kya btaon!!! main mor katne

Ek maa se kisi ne pucha k

ek maa se kisi ne pucha k ‘aap k qadmo talay jannat hoti hai jo k maa ki azmat ki nishani hai agar aap

Bu ali seena se kisi ne pucha

Bu Ali Seena se kisi ne pucha k Din kesy guzr rhy hn? Ro Pry…!!! Jwab Diya: ‘ALLAH ki Rehmatain Gunahgaar hony k Ba-wajood

1 pathan ne apne 6 month ke

1 Pathan ne apne 6 month ke baby ki birthday party arrange kr li, Kisi ne pucha: 6 month k baby ki birthday kese?

New married larki se uski saheli ne

New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy? Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Baba saxidas se unke ek chele ne

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?” Baba Saxidas:

Tum ne pucha hai chalo tumko bata

Tum Ne Pucha hai Chalo Tumko Bata Dete hain, Jo Hum Pe Guzri hai Tum Ko Bhi Suna Dete hain, Tere Baad Humein Khud

1 buzurg se kisi shaks ne pucha

1 Buzurg se kisi shaks ne pucha, K wo kon si cheez ha jo 1 hy 2 nahi 2 hen 3 nahi 3 hen

Aaj phir kisi ne pucha k tera

Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q Hai? Barasti Aankhon Mein Piyas Q Hai? Jiski Nazron Mein Tu Kuch

Pathan ne rikshah baich kr photostate ki

Pathan Ne Rikshah Baich Kr Photostate Ki Shop KhoL Li Dost Ne Pucha To Btaya: Yara DiL Khush Hojata Hy Jb Larkiyan Aakr BoLti

1 boy school se rota hua ghar

1 boy school se rota hua ghar aya maa ne pucha: Beta q ro rahe ho Boy: Sir ne boht mara he mujhe! Mother:

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar

Ek pathan apni Bhabi ko khob mar rha tha! Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho? Pathan :hamara bhabi

Shadi me 1 pathan boht deer se

Shadi me 1 pathan Boht Deer se khana kha Raha tha Kisi ne pucha kab tak khao gay pathan: me to khud tang hon

1 pathan buji hoi segret pi raha

1 Pathan Buji hoi Segret Pi Raha tha Kisi Ne Pucha yeh kaisi Segret Pi Rahe Ho is Me To Dowan Hi Nahi Hai?

Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan, . Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha. . . Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua? . .

Pathan ne apni bhabhi ko qatal kr

Pathan ne apni bhabhi ko qatal kr dia POLICE:Q Kia? PATHAN Hmra dost ksi k 7 fon p hans hans k bat kr rha

1 shaks ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia. Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ? Wo Bola: Yra Me Jissy B Puchta

Aik pathan barf ka tukra hath mein

Aik pathan barf ka Tukra hath mein pakar k Ghor se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne pucha: Kia dekh rahe ho? Pathan: Mein dekh

Ek pathan cooking oil se naha kr

Ek Pathan Cooking Oil Se Naha Kr Date Par GaYa Larki Ne Pucha Tum Oil Se Kyon Naha Kr Aye? Pathan: HUM Ny T.V

Ghongi hogai he aj kuch zuban kehte

Ghongi HoGai he Aj kuch Zuban kehte kehte! Hichkicha Gaya Me khud ko Musalman kehte kehte! Ye Bat to Nhi k Mujhko is Per

Pathan aik uunchi pahari per char ker

Pathan aik uunchi pahari per char ker betha kitab parh raha tha : . . . . Kisi ne pucha kya ker rahe ho??

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or kandhe per rakh k bazar me gaya . 1 aadmi ne pucha : khan sahab darwaza baichna

1 sardar apni maa ki qameez aur

1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehen k bazar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion hai?

Ek din pyar or dosti milay pyar

Ek din pyar OR dosti milay Pyar ne pucha mere hotay huay tera kya kam? Dosti boli mai un honton pe muskaan lati hoon

Aik angrez pakistan aya urdu seekhne jab

Aik angrez pakistan aya urdu seekhne jab janay laga to logo ne pucha k aap ne pakistan mai kya bolna seekha.. Angrez ne kaha..

Kisi ne pucha zindagi me kya khoya

Kisi Ne Pucha Zindagi Me Kya Khoya Kya Paya? Mene hans Kr aansu Palkon Me Chupa Kr Kaha Jo Khoya Wo Sb Meri Nadani

Ek admi kabar par betha tha musafir

ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa

Aaj phir kisi ne pucha k tera

Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hansta Hua Chehra Udas Q He ? Barasti Ankhon Me Pyas Q He Jin Ki Nazron Me

Waqt ki gardish e ayaam mai beh jane do

waqt ki gardish-e-ayaam mai beh jane do zindagi jese guzarti hai guzar jane do mere dil ne kabhi poolon ki tamanna ki thi aj

2 ghante attey ki line mei khare

2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya ‘Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu. Kuch Der

Once an old age mother was sitting

Once An Old Age Mother Was Sitting With Her Son. 1 Kawa Pas Betha Tha Maa Ne Pucha K Beta Ye Kia Hy? Beta:

Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan, Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua? Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha

Truf e ghs huzoor ghs e pk se kisi ne

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