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Ek pathan apna mobile qabristan men dafna

Ek Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha..Man: Ye kya kar rahe ho?....Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho

1boy apni dor ki anti k ghar

1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA. USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO. BOY;RHNY

Maa kya hy samandar ne kha

**MAA KYA HY** SAMANDAR ne kha. MAA wo hsti hy jo Olad k tmam raaz apne sine me chupa leti hy. BADAL ne kha.

Karo thanks kal se tabiyat khrab thi

karo ,THANKS Kal se tabiyat khrab thi .ik peer baba ko dekhya,baba g ne kha tum per kangosi ka saya hay kisi bary kngos

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or hindustan ke bardur per unda dia do mulkon me larai ho gaye ke unde kon le ga.

Smsndar ne kha maa wo hsti

“SMSNDAR ne kha ” MAA wo hsti hy jo olad k tmam raz apne sine me chupa lati hy. “BADAL ne kha” MAA wo

Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us

Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us ka husbnd kam kar rha tha us ne bv ki pussy ma ungli de di bv ne

Kitna dardnaak manzer tha jab bichry they

kitna dardnaak manzer tha jab bichry they hum us ne kha rona b ni or jee na b hai..

Maabaap k liye subko choor dena

(MAA,BAAP) K Liye Subko Choor Dena, Lekin Sub k Liye MAA BAAP Ko Mat Chhorna Q,K Jab MAA BAAP Roty Hain To Farishton Ko

Laraz gaya jism jab main ne uski

Laraz gaya jism jab main ne uski ‘Daadi’ se kaha koi purana gana to sunao… Aur Daadi ne kha! . . . ‘My nam

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia Or thori dair bad DObara phenk dya Ksi ne kha ye kya kia

Aaj k bad na sms krna

Aaj k bad na ‘SMS’ krna Na ‘Call’ krna Na ‘Misscall Krna Na koi ‘Rabta’ krna Na kuch Pochna Milne ki ‘Koshis’ b na

Hazrat moosa ne allah pak se sawal

Hazrat Moosa ne Allah pak se sawal kia? Jb ap khush hote ho to kia krte hain ? To Allah pak ne kha k

Please help me aaj subah mere lund

Please Help Me.. Aaj Subah mere Lund pe Saap ne kaat liya.. Dr ne kha ki Zehar Sirf Chusne se niklega Muje bacha lo

1 sardar ne ghear kanone gar banaya

1 sardar ne ghear kanone gar banaya to logo ne kha ke koch aesa karo ke log samje ke ya gar porana he to

1 pathan apne kuty k 7 film

1 pathan apne kuty k 7 film Sholay dkhne gya Hero ne kha ‘Bsanti in kuton k samny mt nachna’ Pthan khra hokr bola

Khamosh palko se jab ansu bikhr jate

Khamosh palko se jab ansu bikhr jate han Ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen Abi b usi mor pe khare han jaha

Sher ki biwi ko geedar ne chod

Sher ki Biwi ko Geedar ne Chod dya,Sher ne elan kia k jisne ye harkat ki h me usy is jungle ka Nazim banaunga,Gidar

1 haseen tawaif raja ranjit singh k

1 haseen tawaif Raja Ranjit Singh k darbar me raqs kr rahi thi. (Ranjeet Singh bht budsoorat tha) Raqs k bad Tawaif ne Raja

Maa baap k liye sub ko chor

Maa Baap k liye sub ko chor dena. lekin sub k liye Maa Baap ko mat chorna Q.K jab Maa Baap roty hain to

Maabaap k liye subko choor dena

(MAA,BAAP) K Liye Subko Choor Dena, Lekin Sub k Liye MAA BAAP Ko Mat Chhorna Q,K Jab MAA BAAP Roty Hain To Farishton Ko

Bs ak bar us ne kha tha

bs ak bar us ne kha tha k barasti barish se use ishq he faraz bs us ka ishq apnane k liye meri ankhien

Kisi ne kha phool se k

kisi ne kha Phool se k mujh ko bata tu aaj tak ku khilta raha tu ne to di sub ko khushbo tujh ko