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Barsoon baad mila woh tu galay se

Barsoon Baad Mila Woh Tu Galay Se Lipat Kar Ro Diya Janty Ho dosto isi Ne Kaha Tha, K Tum Jese Buhat Milain Gay

Hm ne us sy sirf bewafai ka

Hm ne Us Sy Sirf Bewafai ka mAtlab Poocha Tha ‘faraz’ us ne kaha Thehr0 or Phir Lot kr nhi Aya

Guzishta saal september me tumein yad

Guzishta SaaL SEPTEMBER me Tumein Yad ha Jaana Isi Tara ka mousam tha Jb Tum ne kaha tha Muj se ChaLo Hum Naam BadaLtay

Ustad bhai chara ka jmla bnao

Ustad: ‘Bhai Chara’ ka jmla bnao’ PATHAN: ‘Jab Doodh wale se poochha k Doodh itna mehnga kiun bechtey ho? to us ne kaha Bhai

Ye jo dard hy ishq ka

‘Ye jo Dard Hy IshQ ka…! ‘Mujhe is se koi Gila Nhi…! ‘Ye to Zindagi ka usul hy… Kabhi Apna koi hua Nhi.. ‘Ye

Teen dost tha phela pathan dusra panjabi

Teen Dost Tha Phela Pathan Dusra Panjabi Or Tesra Memon Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha Too App

Kuch admi dozak mein bohat garmi

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy, Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye Itny Aram Se

Kisi ne poocha chaand khubsoorat hai

Kisi Ne Poocha : Chaand Khubsoorat Hai Ya Woh ? Main ne Kaha : Ye to Main Nahi Janta Haan ! Magar Jab Usey

Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon. Malikan: Kon kehta hai? Nokrani: Sahib.

Lot k aye gi mohabt ki shaam

Lot k aye gi Mohabt ki SHAAM Tum ne kaha tha, Ye zindgi hui tere NAAM Tum ne kaha tha, Is AAS pe gir

Tum ko yaad hai jana guzashta

Tum ko yaad hai jana.. Guzashta saal October mai Ici trah ka mosam tha, jub tum ne kaha tha mujh se. chalo hum naam

Main yeh msg advance me forward kr

Main yeh msg advance me forward kr raha hn . 2010:kis ne kaha tha pepsi p 5 rupe km krdo? . 2011:kis ne kaha

Gazal ik paikar e jamal me uljha hoa

(GAZAL) Ik paikar-e-jamal me uljha hoa hon me, Uljhe hoy khayal me uljha hoa hon me, Tu ne kaha tha chaand hai bilkul meri

Lazim sa mujh pe ho gaya paon

lazim sa mujh pe ho gaya paon ko choomna Faraz Us ne kaha jo mujh se k kaanta nikaal do..

Lays chips per pasai nikne ki offer

LAYS CHIPS PER PASAI NIKNE KI OFFER AAE AIK PATHAN KI SHOP PER CUSTMER AAYA US NE KAHA PATHAN SAHAB KUCH NIKALTA BE HAI

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar Ro parri thandi hawa

1 makhi ganjay k sir pr ja

1 makhi 1 ganjay k sir pr ja bethi,dosri makhi ne kaha: ‘Wah…kia ghar mila hai tujhey’. Pehli makhi boli: ‘Ghar kahan yar? abi

Suba ki kiran boli uth daikh

suba ki *kiran* boli, uth daikh kia *nazara* hai, main ne kaha *ruk* pehly usay *sms* to kar lon jo suba se b *piyara*

1 rupee ka sikka maine jeel

1 Rupee ka Sikka Maine 1 Rupee ka Sikka jeel me uchala or wish ki k Aik Acha Or Piyara Sa Dost Milay ,

Kisi ne kaha tha jaana k

Kisi ne kaha tha jaana k: ‘…Apne aansun ko itna mehenga kardu k k0i khareed na saky…’ Par Meri jaan ‘…Maine khud he tmhe

Yeh tum se kis ne kaha zabt

yeh tum se kis ne kaha zabt mera toot gaya buhut udaas hoon lekin mai jee raha hoon abhi

Love story 1 din chiray ne

Love Story” 1 din chiray ne kaha k muje chor kr kbi tm urr to ni jaogi? Chirya boli: urr jaungi to tm pakr

1 larki park me bethi c0ldrink pi

1 Larki park me bethi c0ldrink pi rahi thi.. Achanak usky samne 1 larka ruka 0r usne larki se time po0cha.. Larki ne kaha

Headlines of geo in 2050 1

Headlines Of Geo in 2050: . 1. Rajnikanth in DHOOM-22 with Katrina’s grand daughter. 2. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena’s 8th Wedding. 3. Petrol 984/Litre

2 ho gayi rukhsat hogayi rukhsat

2. Ho Gayi Rukhsat Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi… Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim… Bijali ko

Hum ne to hathon ki lakeeron ko

HUM ne to hathon ki lakeeron ko bhi khuruch dala… ‘dost’ Kisi aalam ne kaha tha.. Tera yaar bewafa Hoga…!

Din bemaza ratain besarur har pal

Din BeMaza,,, Ratain BeSarur,,, Har Pal Be-chaini,, Mai ne pocha DIL se Keya mjhy PYAR hoa hai… DIL ne kaha NA PUTAR na, AE

Kal jo hua hai dafatan us se

kal jo hua hai daf?atan us se mera mukaalma khoobiy-e-ikhtisaar ka tajruba kuchh “unique” hai main ne kaha ke “Bazm-e-Naaz” us ne kaha ke

11th manzil p office k gate bethe

11th manzil p Office k gate p bethe pathan s kisi ne kaha k Gul khan ap ki beti bhag gai to wo bhagne

Zingadi bi asai bewafai ha faraz

zingadi bi asai bewafai ha faraz!! . . . . . kis ne kaha tha ose kaho pepsi pe 5 rupe kam krdo :-O

Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha dad

Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha: Dad meri Girl Friend pregnant ho gayi hai. Rs: 50,000 Maang rahi hai CHUP rehnay k, Dad ne

3 kaalay dost ikatthy ja rahay the

3 Kaalay dost ikatthy ja rahay the K achanak 1 pari aye or kaha k main tum 3 ki 1,1 wish puri karun gi.

Qasai aawaz laga rha tha k taza

Qasai aawaz laga rha tha k taza gosht hay le lo.Wahan se Hazrat Ali (R.A) ka guzar hua to us ne Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Faqat itna guzarish thi mujhe kuch roshni

faqat itna Guzarish thi, mujhe kuch roshni dena.. tumhe kis ne kaha tha ye, jisey barish k pani mein, baha kar muskurate thay, mujhe

14 august pathan ne aik buzrug se

14 August Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha. Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara. Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara? Pathan Bola Yara Hamne

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo The chappal

this house gift 4ucheck

///////| [¤][¤] |””””””THIS HOUSE GIFT 4U! check kar lena Undr koi na ho Q k BENAZIR ne kaha tha hr ghr se BHUTTO nikle

Uski hasrat hei jisse dil se mita

Uski Hasrat Hei Jisse Dil Se Mita Bhi Nahi Sakon Dhondne Usko Chala Hon Jisse Paa Bhi Na Sakon Maherban Ho Ke Bula Lo

Macher ne 1admi ko din me kata

macher ne 1admi ko din me kata admin ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona? macher bola zardari ka dor hai ghar k

Devdas of 2011 maa ne kaha

DEVDAS Of 2011.. Maa Ne Kaha Facebook pa bthna Chor Do. Abba Ne Kaha Night Package karna Chor Do. Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se

Ek larki chori k case mein pakri

Ek Larki chori k case mein pakri gayi,,, Raat ko police wala,,, chalo sahab nay statement lena hai.. Sahab ne larki say sex kiya,,

2 buchy examinatin hall my bethey they

2 buchy examinatin hall my bethey they examiner bht strict tha cheating nhn karne de rha tha ek buchey ne chit likh k examiner

Agaaz safar mein tu ne kaha tha

agaaz safar mein tu ne kaha tha hum say….. rahey-e-kathan par na chala jayega hum say…… kitni asani sey yeh likh dala iss ney…..

Jab shetan ne kaha k ae rubb

jab shetan ne kaha k ae rubb teri izzat ki qasam mai tere bando ko hamesha behkata rahonga jabtak unki rohain un k jismo

Best sms in my inbox jab

*’;Best sms in;’* *’;My inbox;’* Jab shetan mardud ne kaha k ae RAB ‘Teri izzat ki qasam! me tere bando ko hmesha behkata rahoga,

Chaltay manzil pe pohancha likha tha

Chaltay Chaltay Manzil Pe Pohancha Manzil Pe Likha Tha Ya Ali (A.S) Madad Chaltay Chaltay Malang Mila Malang Ne Kaha Ya Ali (A.S) Madad

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat diye aur kaha ‘Urr ja’ Wo na uri to sardar ne kaha: Tajarby se sabit hua k

3 charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe

3 Charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe the.Darmyan wale ko awaz sunai di.”’thaaaa”’us ne apne aagy wale se pocha.‘Goli tenu vajji a?’us ne kaha

Barish this hum thy aur ghani ho

Barish this hum thy aur ghani ho rahe the sham, Tm ne liya tha kanpty hountoon se mera nam, Main ne kaha tha aoo

Cut hi gae judai bhi kb ye

cut hi gae judai bhi kb ye howa k mr gaey tere bhi din guzr gae mere bhi din guzr gaey tere lea chale

Ho gya meray love ka drop seen

HO Gya MerAy LoVe kA Drop Seen. . . Hum Ne Kaha Chal Bhag Chalain, Wo Saath Me Le Ai Bachay Teen

6 number ki bus aik admi ne

6 Number ki Bus… Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke

1 baar langar takseem ho raha ta

1 Baar Langar Takseem Ho Raha Ta. 1 Shakhs Ne 2 Admiyon Ka Khana Manga Jab Us Se Sawal Kiya Giya K 2 Admiyon

khawab dekha to khawahishon ne kaha

‘ Khawab dekha to khawahishon ne kaha.. ‘ Kaash aysa kabi kahen hota.. ‘ Dil ki aankhen B khoob aankhen hain.. ‘ Wo dekhaati

Bicharte waqat us ne kaha tha k

Bicharte Waqat Us Ne Kaha Tha K Tanha Koi Khuwab Na Dekhna,, ‘Dost’ Taveel Muddat Howi Hum Us K Intazar Me Soye Hi NAHI

Wife main kya karon mai to lot

Wife: Main kya karon mai to lot gai, Hasband: Keun kya huwa janu, Wife: Aaj ek naw jawan hensam larka yaha aya, Hasband; To

Hm ne kitne hi sukhn lihke bina

Hm ne kitne hi sukhn lihke bina Bismillah Koi ik aadh gazl ba’nam-e-Khuda Bismillah Saqiya! Hm jo piyen ge to khuloos-e-dil se May pilani

Aaj q ye aasmaan sajaya jaraha he

Aaj Q ye aasmaan sajaya jaraha he. lagta he koi mhemaan bulaya jaraha he. jannat me Q khari he sajdaj k ye sawari. aisa

Ek maa bache ko goud me liye

Ek Maa Bache ko Goud me Liye Ro rahi thi wahan se 1 Khush Posh Admi Guzra or Rone ki waja pochi to Aurat

1 angraiz pakistan aya urdu sekhnay kuch

1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha? ! ! ! Angraiz ne

Jab hum ne unse pooncha sapnna

Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hai? To unhon ne kaha, Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hai, Khuli aankhon mein wohi

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha. Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho? Rail guzri to mr jao ge. Pthan: Abi upar se

Pehla roza tha molvi sahib ne kaha

Pehla roza tha Molvi sahib ne kaha k aaj jo dua mango gay kabol ho gi…. Pathan bola, molvi g, dua karo kal eid

1 kunwen main kutta gir gaya kuch

1 Kunwen main Kutta gir gaya. Kuch log Kunwe ko Pak karne k liye Molvi k pass gaey. Molvi ne kaha k 200 Baalti

Aag lagi thi mere ghar ko

Aag lagi thi mere ghar ko, ;Naseer; Us ne pocha kya bcha hy, Me ne kaha ek me hi bacha hun, Us ne hans

Dua ne kaha maa woh hasti

**Dua Ne Kaha** * * Maa Woh Hasti Hai Jo Gunah Gaar Aolad Ko Bhi Dozak Se Bacha Leti Hai **Jannat Ne Kaha** *

Dard o ghm k siwa ishq me

Dard o ghm k siwa ishq me kia mila kuch nhi Jo tha kho bethy hasil hoa kuch nhi Main ne likh k bheja

Kal chowdwein ki rat thi shab bhar

Kal chowdwein ki rat thi shab bhar raha charcha tera kuch ne kaha ye chand hai kuch ne kaha chehra tera hum bhi waheen

Mein ne poocha kesey ho badley

Mein ne Poocha kesey ho Badley Ho ya wesey ho Roop wohi, Andaaz wohi ya phir is mein koi kami Hijr ka kuch ehsaas

1 aadmi kony me ro raha tha

1 aadmi 1 kony me ro raha tha Kisi ne us se waja pochi, us ne kaha, Mera 1 beta tha mene use parhaya

Kis ne kaha tujhe ke anjaan ban

Kis ne kaha tujhe ke, Anjaan ban k aya kar, Mere dil k aaine mein Mehmaan ban k aya kar, Pagal ek tujhe hi

Neelay libas main janne wo kia lag

neelay libas main janne wo kia lag rahi thi Chand ne kaha apsara lag rahi thi badal ne kaha ghata lag rahi thi Dhanak

Kisi ne hazrat ali ra se poocha

Kisi ne Hazrat ALI R.A se poocha: ‘Dost aur bhai main kya farq hai?’ Aap ne farmaya: ‘Bhai sona hai aur dost heera hai.’

Na jane kyun galay se lipat kar

Na jane kyun galay se lipat kar rone laga jab hum barso baad mile? Jate hue jis ne kaha tha k “Tum jese laakhon

Ghuroor ka sar neecha 1 dafa

GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA . 1 Dafa ka Zikar hai 1 Bary Zalim Bdshah ne Elaan Kraya k me Dunya k Sub Raaz Janta

Ek dost bola tu shadi kis se

Ek dost bola tu shadi kis se karega? Mein ne kaha mein shadi shuda hon. Kehne laga kon hai tera jeewan sathi? Mein ne

Ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke

ek teacher ne bacho se poocha ke nadi nale kahan se niklte hain ek bache ne kaha teacher nadion ka to pata nahi magar

Main ne apnay dil se poocha k

Main ne apnay dil se poocha k mujhe rat ko neend nahi aati? Mairay dil ne kaha. Puttar tu dopehar nu so lya c.

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar Ro parri thandi hawa

Pathan ko chiragh mila chirag ragara

PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara. JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.” PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla . No 2 us

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha

1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha tha 2nd sardar oye ye kya kerahe ho 1st kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5

Ek admi ka oont camel raat ko

Ek admi ka oont (camel) raat ko bohat rota tha! Wo admi Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W.W) k pas aya or sara haal bataya. Ap (S.A.W.W)

Machhar aur makhi ki ho gayi shaadi

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pah Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi

Ek sardar apne dost ki baraat k

Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat Ek Sardar Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath Gaya, Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya. Kisi Ne Waja Puchi

1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho

1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho gya lekin lrki ne use thukra diya Lrke ne kaha tm 100 din k andar mjh sy

Dil ne kaha bhi tha mat chah

Dil ne kaha bhi tha mat chah use youn pagalon ki tara /SAHIL/ wo maghror hojaegi teri muhabbat ki inteha daikh kar

Dunya ne deen ko ek latifa

Dunya ne Deen ko ek Latifa bna liya, Jb chaha,jis ko chaha khalifa bna liya, Jb se Rasul-e-Haq ne kaha ‘YA ALI MADAD’, Hm

15 u r late 25 but i hate u

15-U r late 25-But i hate u 35-Ok i accpetd 45-Mujhe kab se intzar tha 55-I love u 2 65-Thank God tum ne kaha

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar ase Ho khyber o khandaq me b hal chal magar ase Medan me rahe mot ki jal

Woh soti rahi main karta raha

Woh soti rahi main karta raha . . Intizaar us ke jawab ka . . Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya . .

Ek pathan ne paad mara phir doosra

Ek Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara, Phir Doosra, Phir 3,4,5,6. Kisi Ne Kaha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya? Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karwaya Howa

ek din hamare ansoo hum

*. . .Ek din hamare ansoo hum se pooch bethe, ‘Humain roz roz kyun bulate ho?’ hum ne kaha ‘Hum naam-e-Hussain lete hain, Tum

Laut k aayegi muhabbatki shaam tum ne

~’Laut K AayeGi ‘Muhabbat’Ki Shaam Tum Ne Kaha Tha Ye zindagi Hui Tere Naam Tum Ne Kaha Tha Is Aas Pe Gir Jate Hain

Kis ne kaha tha tum se mohabbat

Kis ne kaha tha tum se mohabbat ki baat kar,Ab khud hi soch kar koi raah ikhtiyaar kar,Dil ki tadap jeene toh na de

Har pal ne kaha ek sepal bhar

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao, pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho, ki har

Us nay kaha kon ho tum main

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne

1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho

‘1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho gya… Teacher ne kaha k 2 ka paharra sunao… Wo bola: Madam monitor noo akho naal halki

Light bhe band kardo window pardey

Light bhe band kardo . . Window bhe band kardo . . Pardey bhe band kardo . . Soney se pehle sirf itna batado

Ho gayee rukhsat ghatta barish ke baad

Ho Gayee Rukhsat Ghatta Barish Ke Baad Ik Diya Jalta Raha Barish Ke Baad Mairay Behtay Aansoon Ko Dekh Ker Ro Pari Thandi Hawa

Dil ne kaha chalo sms karo socha

Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo Socha DIL TO PAGAL HAI Phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi, Jisko karna hai Wo Kon Sa QAID-E-AZAM

Yaad kro woh din jb ap ne

yaad kro woh din jb ap ne shalwar utari our ultay let gaye or thora sa andar janay par ap roney lagayor…. . .

Example of real love sakht garmi

Example of real love: Sakht Garmi ki waja se Jism se Paseena behta hai, Maine jab ye Paseena Apni Bv k dupate se poncha

Hum ne kaha k kamal ho jo

Hum ne kaha k kamal ho jo tum hum ko bhula sako, Hum ne to faqat baat ki us ne kamal kr diya…

Ashfaq ahmed ki kitab matti ka diya

Ashfaq Ahmed Ki kitab ‘Matti Ka Diya’ se: ‘Abba G Muje Marty Thay To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein 1Din Mei ne Socha K Agar

Aad karo woh din jab tum ne

aad karo Woh din jab tum ne Shalwaar utaari aur ultay lait gaye. Aur thora sa andar janay par tum bohat roye thy. Aur

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat puri

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat ki puri investigation krti hain aur haqeeqat ko sab k samney lati hain. Kisi b taraqqi yafta mulk

Phir chand khilla raat thami dill

Phir Chand Khilla , Phir Raat Thami, Phir Dill Ne Kaha Teri Kami, Phir Yaad Ke Jhonkay Mahek Gaye, Phir Pagal Arman Behak Gaye

Hazrat ali ra se ek shaks ne

Hazrat Ali (R.A) se Ek shaks ne muslman hone k bad kaha k dor-e-jahiliat me mene manat mani thi k mujhe beta peda hoga

Jab shetan mardud ne kaha k ae

Jab shetan mardud ne kaha k ae ALLAH ‘Teri izat ki kasam! me tere bando ko hmesha behkata rahoga, jabtk unki rohen un k

Silent msg only for all young boys

Silent Msg Only For All Young Boys.. Ek Sahabi Beemaar Ho Gaye To Unhon Ne Apni Beti Ko Bazaar Bheja ‘Hakeem’ Ko Bulanay K

Mene namaaz parh ke khuda se dua

MENE NAMAAZ PARH KE KHUDA SE DUA MANGI DUA MEN APNE LEAY KHUDA SE MOUT MANGI KHUDA NE KAHA MOUT TOO MEN TUJHE DE

Lahoo se dil kbi chehre ujaalne k

Lahoo se dil kbi chehre ujaalne k liye Main g rha hon Andheron ko taalne k liye Utr prte hen prindon k ghol sahil

Ye kis ne kaha ap se hum

Ye Kis Ne Kaha Ap Se Hum Gham Nhi Karty, Hum Gham To Rakhtey Hen Pr Matam Nhi Karty..* Pohnchaya Hy SHABBIR Ne Hi

Sardar ke ghar guest aa gaye

Sardar Ke Ghar Guest Aa Gaye… Maa Ne Kaha: Jao Baita Ja Ke Mehmanon K Liye Kuch Ley Ke Aao.. Sardar Bahar Gya Or…

Dil ne kaha dost ko msg karo

Dil ne kaha DOST ko msg karo! Phir socha k dil to ‘PAGAL’ hai phir socha dil pagal hai to kya huwa Dost konsa

Rat bhar jag kr ye sochta rehta

Rat Bhar Jag Kr Ye Sochta Rehta Hn Faraz, . . . . . . . Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Par 5

Aik admi ne kisi se 5o000 rupey

AIK ADMI NE KISI SE 5O,000/- RUPEY UDHAR LIYE OR KAHA K BHAI MAIN BOHAT PARESHAN HOON MUJEHEY BOHAT ZAROORAT HAI MUJHEY MAIN BOHAT

Aik din mian ne kaha kasi hai

Aik Din Mian Ne Kaha Kasi Hai Teri Nai Dilruba Hans K Wo Bola Bewafa Sun Le Tu Ae Khush Ada Jahan Ki sari

Memon se marny k baad farishty ne

Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha: ”koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein? Memon: ‘haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1

Apka blood group kia haijaldi msg kr

Apka Blood Group kia hai?Jaldi Msg kr k batao Shaitan ki tabiat Ramzan ki wajah se bohat Nazuk hyDoctor ne kAha hai k Sirf

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost: Ye kia…? . . Pathan: Mujhe BALOCH ne kaha

Aj k bad na sms krna

Aj k bad na SMS krna Na CAL krna Na koi RABTA krna Milne ki to KOSHISH b na krna Q k ‘DOCTR’ ne

breaking aj raat govr house

* BREAKING * Aj raat govr house MQM PPP ANP k darmiyan ak eham ijlas ha jis ma ghor kya jai ga k .

Ek pathan molvi ki shadi panjaban se

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho gya sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k

Ek badshah nokrani pe aashiq tha din

Ek Badshah nokrani pe aashiq tha, Ek din wazir ne dekha k nokrani badshah k sath Takht pe bethi huwi he, Wazir ne pucha

Devdas ke babunine kaha ghar chhod domaa

Devdas Ke Babunine Kaha Ghar Chhod Do,Maa Ne Kaha Paro Ko Chhod Do,Parone Kaha Daru Chhod Do,Aapko Kisne Kaha Hamein Sms Karna Chhod Do…

Is jurme mohabbat ki koie to saza

Is jurme mohabbat ki koie to saza de Jeene ki nhi deta to marne ki duwa de Deta tha jo dhoop me logon ko

Na jane kiyo wo galey se lipat

Na jane kiyo wo galey se lipat kr rone lagi jab hum barso baad miley Ghalib…. Jatey howe jis ne kaha tha ‘tum jese

Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar

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