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Girl sollege ki teacher ne kaha agr

girl sollege ki teacher ne kaha agr koi chez dill se 3 bar mangi jai to mil jati ha sari girls cilla kr kehny

Jane kya apki aankon ne kaha hai

Jane Kya Apki ‘Aankon’ Ne Kaha Hai Humse … … … … … … … Aaj Kal Shaher Mein Har Shakhs Khafa Hai Humse

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad ek

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar Ro parri thandi hawa

Ek yahoodi ne hazrat ali se kaha

Ek yahoodi ne HAZRAT ALI se kaha, k tumhara ALLAH nazar q nahi aata, To HAZRAT ALI ne kaha k tum Sooraj ko gour

Allama iqbal ne parinde se pocha

Allama Iqbal ne parinde se pocha..! Kya tumhe asmaan se girne ka dar nhi hai ..? Parinde ne kaha . . . . .

Wife main kya karon mai to lot

Wife: Main kya karon mai to lot gai, Hasband: Keun kya huwa janu, Wife: Aaj ek naw jawan hensam larka yaha aya, Hasband; To

Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola kisi ka

Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola: “Kisi ka paon saff se agay nhi hona chahiey. Peechay kharay aik punjabi ne kaha: “Q “no ball” ho

For you kisi ne kaha ap

*FOR YOU* Kisi ne kaha: ap ko ek saal mai soo dost banane hai. Ek saal k bad os ne pucha: Ap ne kitne

Hazrat ali ra se ek shaks ne

Hazrat Ali (R.A) se Ek shaks ne muslman hone k bad kaha k dor-e-jahiliat me mene manat mani thi k mujhe beta peda hoga

Naughty daughter dulhan ne shadi k din

Naughty Daughter: dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne kaha beta obtan laga lo werna noor nahi chare

Kahani ek gareeb borha admi tha

(Kahani) Ek Gareeb Borha admi Tha uski 2 Betyan the, * Or 2no Ke shadi ho gai Ek ke Haari se or Ek kumbhar

Dil ne kaha chalo sms karo socha

Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo Socha DIL TO PAGAL HAI Phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi, Jisko karna hai Wo Kon Sa QAID-E-AZAM

Faraz apne betey ko larayi se rokte

Faraz apne betey ko LARAYI SE ROKTE HUAYE ARZ KARTE HAI… GUZARO ZINDAGI AMAN SE NA KARO JANG. betay ne kaha: DOESNT MATTERs DAD

Aik pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata

Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata hai to molvi sahab kehtey hain key tamaam hazraat apne apne mobile phones ka switch off kardein

Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon. Malikan: Kon kehta hai? Nokrani: Sahib.

Woh jis ne maut ko bhi apni

Woh jis ne maut ko bhi apni maut maar diya Jo zindagi ke liye zindagi ka baap hua Aur yeh baat teh hai ke

Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar

Us ne kaha tmhain mjhse ktna pyar hy Maine kaha sitaro ka koi shumar hy Usne kaha kon tmhe subse ziada azeez hy Maine

1 ladki se ladke ne dil manga

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke

Maa ne kaha haveli chhor doparo daaro

Maa ne kaha HAVELI chhor do, Paro ne kaha DAARO chhor do, Andhay ne kaha mujhe SARAK k us PAAR chhor do. Ek din

Sardar ki maa tabiyat khrab thi jab

SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab thi Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne kaha k TEST hongay SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada

Ashfaq ahmed ki kitab matti ka diya

Ashfaq Ahmed Ki kitab ‘Matti Ka Diya’ se: ‘Abba G Muje Marty Thay To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein 1Din Mei ne Socha K Agar

Dil jisko dia wo england chli gai

Dil Jisko Dia Wo england Chli Gai Pyar Jis Se Kia Wo Itly Chli Gai Dil Ne Kaha Khudkushi Kr Lo.. Hath Switch Me

Aik admi ne kisi se 5o000 rupey

AIK ADMI NE KISI SE 5O,000/- RUPEY UDHAR LIYE OR KAHA K BHAI MAIN BOHAT PARESHAN HOON MUJEHEY BOHAT ZAROORAT HAI MUJHEY MAIN BOHAT

Best sms in my inbox jab

*’;Best sms in;’* *’;My inbox;’* Jab shetan mardud ne kaha k ae RAB ‘Teri izzat ki qasam! me tere bando ko hmesha behkata rahoga,

Mere hathon ki lakeeron ko dekh kr

MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KAHA FARAZ….! TUJHY ZINDAGI MAIN SB KUCH MILAY GA SIWAY , , , , ,

Allah ne sood se roka hm bank

Allah ne Sood se roka, Hm ne Bank bana liye. Allah ne Zina se roka, Hm ne Club bana liye. Allah ne Pardy ka

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. 2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.

Mein ne poocha kesey ho badley

Mein ne Poocha kesey ho Badley Ho ya wesey ho Roop wohi, Andaaz wohi ya phir is mein koi kami Hijr ka kuch ehsaas

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge

Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho gya sardar: han ji, pehle dhoop may ter k

Maine kaha ke mere liye kuch dua

Maine kaha ke mere liye kuch DUA kiya karo Us ne kaha ke DUA pe na takiya kiya karo Maine kaha ke zahen pe

Example of real love sakht garmi

Example of real love: Sakht Garmi ki waja se Jism se Paseena behta hai, Maine jab ye Paseena Apni Bv k dupate se poncha

Uski hasrat hei jisse dil se mita

Uski Hasrat Hei Jisse Dil Se Mita Bhi Nahi Sakon Dhondne Usko Chala Hon Jisse Paa Bhi Na Sakon Maherban Ho Ke Bula Lo

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat

Sardar ne makhi k dono pr kat diye aur kaha ‘Urr ja’ Wo na uri to sardar ne kaha: Tajarby se sabit hua k

Himesh reshamiya ka kutta ghar se baagh

Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha: Yaar Tu Q Bhaag Giya Wahan Se?” Us Ne Kaha Kia Btao

1 ladke ne ladki se uska nema

1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti ke piche likha he 6.1 6.3 6.2 2.1 dimag

Fankaar hy to haath pe sooraj saja

Fankaar hy to Haath pe Sooraj Saja k laa,, Bujhta hua Diyya Muqaabil Hawa k laa,., Darya ka Inteqaam Dabbo de na Ghar Tera,,

1 srdar roz kitchan me jata cheeni

1 srdar roz kitchan me jata. Cheeni ka daba kholta or band krdeta. Q k doctor ne kaha tha k apni SUGAR roz chek

Dam ha tu jawab do ek

Dam ha tu jawab do Ek larki college ja rahi thi, larke ne uska naam poocha., Larki ne kaha.,(2year) (6month) batain larki ka naam

Lays chips per pasai nikne ki offer

LAYS CHIPS PER PASAI NIKNE KI OFFER AAE AIK PATHAN KI SHOP PER CUSTMER AAYA US NE KAHA PATHAN SAHAB KUCH NIKALTA BE HAI

Jub hazoor saw k visaal ka waqt

Jub Hazoor S.A.W k visaal ka waqt qareb aya to AP S.A.W ne Hazrat Izrail A.S se pocha ‘kya meri umat ko b mout

Chand ne kaha dosti na kar

‘Chand’ Ne kaha: ‘Dosti Na kar Doston ki Bheer Me kahin Tu kho Jayega’ Maine kaha: ‘Ae Chand Zamin Pe Aa kar Mere Doston

Kisi buzrug ne shetan se kaha

Kisi Buzrug ne Shetan se kaha.., Mujhy wo kaam batao jis k krne se main b tumhary jesa hojaun? Shetan bola, 2 kaam karo,

Hum ne mohbaton ky nashe me aa

Hum Ne Mohbaton Ky Nashe Me Aa Kr Use Khuda Bana Dala, _____Ghalib_____ Hosh Tab Aaya Jab Us Ne Kaha Ky Khuda Kisi 1

Santa ki behen ko daaku utha le

Santa ki behen ko daaku utha le gaye. Logo ne kaha ki daaku khatarnak hai khali hath mat jana behen ko bachane! Fir .?

Sab ne kaha ishq mein bohat dard

Sab ne kaha ishq mein bohat dard hai, Hamne kaha yeh dard hamein kabool hai, Sab ne kaha nahin jee paoge is dard mein,

Pta nhi kis ne kaha k pepsi

Pta nhi kis ne kaha k pepsi 65 ki kardo mai h0ta to kehta pepsi ko choro loadsheding 5 ghantay kam kerdo. l(‘,’) l

Shah jahan ne kaha taj mehal dekh

Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar, Her khirki, Her darwaza dekh kar, Her kamra, Her dhaalaan dekh kar. . . Maan kasam!

Pathan blood ke bare main book parh

pathan blood ke bare main book parh raha tha Wife kyoun parh rahe ho ? PATHAN DR ne kaha tha ke blood teste hoga

1 sahab 5 star hotel gye

1 Sahab 5 Star Hotel Gye, Waiter Ko Bulaya Or Us Ko 500 Dey Ker Kaha Ye Inam Ha Us Ehsan Ka Jo Aaj

Nabi ka matlab allah k ilhaam

NABI ka matlab ALLAH k ilhaam se ghaib ki batein batanay wala(misbahul logat pg847 almunjid pg987) ALLAH ne NABI KAREEM ko wahi se ISRAAR

Aik pathan ney aik american se kaha

Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha

148hadeesepak hazrat abu hurairaradiallaho taala anho

(148)*Hadees=E=Pak* ‘Hazrat Abu Huraira’RadiAllaho Taala Anho Ne Kaha K HUZOOR Alehissalato Wassalam Ne Farmmaya K ‘ZINA’ Kerne Wala Jis Waqt Zina Kerta Hai(Us Waqt)

Doctor to girl doctor tum ne

Doctor to Girl Doctor: Tum ne itny old man se shadi kar li Girl: Saly mare abu ne kaha tha old is Gold bs

Hum ne socha tha k shayed hum

Hum ne socha tha k shayed hum hi chatey hein tumhein, per tum ko chaney wala kafila nikla, dil ne kaha sikayat ker Khuda

Pathan ne math k paper mein dance

Pathan ne math k paper mein dance krna shuru kr dya! Pucha gaya, Ye kia kr rahe ho khan g? Pathan: maire dost ne

Ak larky ko larki se pyar hogaya

Ak larky ko larki se pyar hogaya Larki ne larky se kaha tm mre lye kia kr skty ho Larka bola jo tm kaho

3 pathan picnic par gaye wahan ja

3 Pathan picnic par gaye wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye.. Decide kya k sbse chota Pathan ja kr

Sheikh k ghar guest aaeybivi ne kaha

Sheikh k ghar guest aaey….bivi ne kaha…. ‘jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao’ sheikh bahar gaya, aur…. TAXI le aya…;-)

Love story 1 din chiray ne

Love Story” 1 din chiray ne kaha k muje chor kr kbi tm urr to ni jaogi? Chirya boli: urr jaungi to tm pakr

Faraz sad story kal meri birthday

FARAZ Sad Story kal meri Birthday thi Meri BV bacho ne mje wish nhi kia Mai kaam pr gya lekin mre dosto ne b

Ek muddat k baad uski awaaz suni

Ek muddAt k bAAd uski AwAAz suni To dil ne kAhA . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Memon se marny k baad farishty ne

Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha: ”koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein? Memon: ‘haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1

Sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se

sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do! Sardar cycle rokte hue, chal peeche

Molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the

molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the ek molvi sahb ne kaha k jaha koi larki nazar aye to astagfirullah prho! achank ek molvi

Ye jo dard hy ishq ka

‘Ye jo Dard Hy IshQ ka.. ‘Mujhe is se koi Gila Nhi.. ‘Ye to Zindagi ka usul hy.. ‘Kabhi Apna koi hua Nhi.. ‘Ye

Raat ka akhri pehar hai mujh

Raat Ka Akhri Pehar Hai.. Mujh sE Chaand nE Kaha.. HuMnasheen.. ‘ALWiDA’ Mujh Ko neend Aa Rahi hai.. Kal Milen Ge isi Jagah Mein

Swal kiya gya k 4 ko 5

Swal Kiya Gya K 4 ko 5 K bech likh kr dikhao. Chinese ne kaha: Joke! Japan: Impossible! USA:Wrong question! India:foolish question! Uk: not

Mein ne poocha kesey ho badley

Mein ne Poocha kesey ho Badley Ho ya wesey ho Roop wohi, Andaaz wohi ya phir is mein koi kami Hijr ka kuch ehsaas

Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan

dost pathan se: April fool manaya??? Pathan: han Dost: kis k sath…??? Pathan: apni BV k sath. dost: wo kaisy??? pathan: ham ne apni

Kotri train me mawali bola nashe

kotri ‘train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman

Wo jazboon ki tijart thi ye

‘Wo jazboon ki tijart thi ‘Ye Dil kuch aur samjha tha ‘Use hansne ki adat thi ‘Ye Dil kuch aur samjha tha ‘Mujhe us

Wo jo dawe dar hai shaher main k

Wo Jo Dawe-Dar hai Shaher main K Mein sb ka Nabz-Shanas hun, Kbi Muj se to aa k Puchta k Mein kis k Gham

Aik angrez pakistan aya urdu seekhne jab

Aik angrez pakistan aya urdu seekhne jab janay laga to logo ne pucha k aap ne pakistan mai kya bolna seekha.. Angrez ne kaha..

Lazim sa mujh pe ho gaya paon

lazim sa mujh pe ho gaya paon ko choomna Faraz Us ne kaha jo mujh se k kaanta nikaal do..

Dil ne kaha dost ko msg karo

Dil ne kaha DOST ko msg karo! Phir socha k dil to ‘PAGAL’ hai phir socha dil pagal hai to kya huwa Dost konsa

Ek larki chori k case mein pakri

Ek Larki chori k case mein pakri gayi,,, Raat ko police wala,,, chalo sahab nay statement lena hai.. Sahab ne larki say sex kiya,,

1 aadmi kony me ro raha tha

1 aadmi 1 kony me ro raha tha Kisi ne us se waja pochi, us ne kaha, Mera 1 beta tha mene use parhaya

Na jane kyun galle se lipat ke

na jane kyun galle se lipat ke rone laga jab barson bahad mile hum, jate hway jis ne kaha tha tum jese lakhon milen

Tabiyat theek nahi thi eik baba ko

Tabiyat theek nahi thi, Eik BABA ko dikhaya. BABA ne kaha tum per CHURAIL ka saya hai,Kisi BHOOT ko msg karo theek ho jao

Bacha school se akar ammi say bola

Bacha School Se Akar Ammi Say Bola: Ammi Aj Main School Ground Main Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha Ammi Khush Hokar: Woh Kese Mere

1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice

1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice k bahir roki, abi usny drwaza khola tha k 1 truck ne tkr mari 0r drwaza durr

ek din hamare ansoo hum

*. . .Ek din hamare ansoo hum se pooch bethe, ‘Humain roz roz kyun bulate ho?’ hum ne kaha ‘Hum naam-e-Hussain lete hain, Tum

Kici ne kaha muj se tery hath

kici ne kaha muj se tery hath me us ko pane ki lakeer nahi to cheer dea hath ko 1 lakeer banane k leay

Santa office se ghar aya to dekha

Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan

2 buchy examinatin hall my bethey they

2 buchy examinatin hall my bethey they examiner bht strict tha cheating nhn karne de rha tha ek buchey ne chit likh k examiner

Main zindgi se mayoos nhi lekin

Main Zindgi Se Mayoos Nhi lekin, Jab us ne Mujh se Poocha k Tmhary Nazdeek kya eham hai, ‘Meri Zindgi’ Ya ‘Tmhari Zindgi’. Main

Nabi kareem saws ne jibril as se

Nabi Kareem (S.A.W.S) ne Jibril A.S. Se Pucha Ke Mere chale Jane K Bad Bhi Tum Dunya Me Aaoge? Jibrail A.S.Ne kaha han main

Raat ko neend nahi aati din chain

Raat ko neend nahi aati, Din ko chain nahi aata, Jab maine RAB se pucha kya ye PYAR hai? RAB ne kaha nahi, Load

Us nay kaha kon ho tum main

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne

Barsoon baad mila woh tu galay se

Barsoon Baad Mila Woh Tu Galay Se Lipat Kar Ro Diya Janty Ho dosto isi Ne Kaha Tha, K Tum Jese Buhat Milain Gay

Hm ne us sy sirf bewafai ka

Hm ne Us Sy Sirf Bewafai ka mAtlab Poocha Tha ‘faraz’ us ne kaha Thehr0 or Phir Lot kr nhi Aya

Guzishta saal september me tumein yad

Guzishta SaaL SEPTEMBER me Tumein Yad ha Jaana Isi Tara ka mousam tha Jb Tum ne kaha tha Muj se ChaLo Hum Naam BadaLtay

Ustad bhai chara ka jmla bnao

Ustad: ‘Bhai Chara’ ka jmla bnao’ PATHAN: ‘Jab Doodh wale se poochha k Doodh itna mehnga kiun bechtey ho? to us ne kaha Bhai

Ye jo dard hy ishq ka

‘Ye jo Dard Hy IshQ ka…! ‘Mujhe is se koi Gila Nhi…! ‘Ye to Zindagi ka usul hy… Kabhi Apna koi hua Nhi.. ‘Ye

Teen dost tha phela pathan dusra panjabi

Teen Dost Tha Phela Pathan Dusra Panjabi Or Tesra Memon Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha Too App

Kuch admi dozak mein bohat garmi

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy, Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye Itny Aram Se

Kisi ne poocha chaand khubsoorat hai

Kisi Ne Poocha : Chaand Khubsoorat Hai Ya Woh ? Main ne Kaha : Ye to Main Nahi Janta Haan ! Magar Jab Usey

Lot k aye gi mohabt ki shaam

Lot k aye gi Mohabt ki SHAAM Tum ne kaha tha, Ye zindgi hui tere NAAM Tum ne kaha tha, Is AAS pe gir

Tum ko yaad hai jana guzashta

Tum ko yaad hai jana.. Guzashta saal October mai Ici trah ka mosam tha, jub tum ne kaha tha mujh se. chalo hum naam

Main yeh msg advance me forward kr

Main yeh msg advance me forward kr raha hn . 2010:kis ne kaha tha pepsi p 5 rupe km krdo? . 2011:kis ne kaha

Gazal ik paikar e jamal me uljha hoa

(GAZAL) Ik paikar-e-jamal me uljha hoa hon me, Uljhe hoy khayal me uljha hoa hon me, Tu ne kaha tha chaand hai bilkul meri

Lays chips per pasai nikne ki offer

LAYS CHIPS PER PASAI NIKNE KI OFFER AAE AIK PATHAN KI SHOP PER CUSTMER AAYA US NE KAHA PATHAN SAHAB KUCH NIKALTA BE HAI

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad

Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar Ro parri thandi hawa

1 makhi ganjay k sir pr ja

1 makhi 1 ganjay k sir pr ja bethi,dosri makhi ne kaha: ‘Wah…kia ghar mila hai tujhey’. Pehli makhi boli: ‘Ghar kahan yar? abi

Suba ki kiran boli uth daikh

suba ki *kiran* boli, uth daikh kia *nazara* hai, main ne kaha *ruk* pehly usay *sms* to kar lon jo suba se b *piyara*

1 rupee ka sikka maine jeel

1 Rupee ka Sikka Maine 1 Rupee ka Sikka jeel me uchala or wish ki k Aik Acha Or Piyara Sa Dost Milay ,

Kisi ne kaha tha jaana k

Kisi ne kaha tha jaana k: ‘…Apne aansun ko itna mehenga kardu k k0i khareed na saky…’ Par Meri jaan ‘…Maine khud he tmhe

Yeh tum se kis ne kaha zabt

yeh tum se kis ne kaha zabt mera toot gaya buhut udaas hoon lekin mai jee raha hoon abhi

1 larki park me bethi c0ldrink pi

1 Larki park me bethi c0ldrink pi rahi thi.. Achanak usky samne 1 larka ruka 0r usne larki se time po0cha.. Larki ne kaha

Headlines of geo in 2050 1

Headlines Of Geo in 2050: . 1. Rajnikanth in DHOOM-22 with Katrina’s grand daughter. 2. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena’s 8th Wedding. 3. Petrol 984/Litre

2 ho gayi rukhsat hogayi rukhsat

2. Ho Gayi Rukhsat Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi… Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim… Bijali ko

Hum ne to hathon ki lakeeron ko

HUM ne to hathon ki lakeeron ko bhi khuruch dala… ‘dost’ Kisi aalam ne kaha tha.. Tera yaar bewafa Hoga…!

Din bemaza ratain besarur har pal

Din BeMaza,,, Ratain BeSarur,,, Har Pal Be-chaini,, Mai ne pocha DIL se Keya mjhy PYAR hoa hai… DIL ne kaha NA PUTAR na, AE

Kal jo hua hai dafatan us se

kal jo hua hai daf?atan us se mera mukaalma khoobiy-e-ikhtisaar ka tajruba kuchh “unique” hai main ne kaha ke “Bazm-e-Naaz” us ne kaha ke

11th manzil p office k gate bethe

11th manzil p Office k gate p bethe pathan s kisi ne kaha k Gul khan ap ki beti bhag gai to wo bhagne

Zingadi bi asai bewafai ha faraz

zingadi bi asai bewafai ha faraz!! . . . . . kis ne kaha tha ose kaho pepsi pe 5 rupe kam krdo :-O

Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha dad

Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha: Dad meri Girl Friend pregnant ho gayi hai. Rs: 50,000 Maang rahi hai CHUP rehnay k, Dad ne

3 kaalay dost ikatthy ja rahay the

3 Kaalay dost ikatthy ja rahay the K achanak 1 pari aye or kaha k main tum 3 ki 1,1 wish puri karun gi.

Qasai aawaz laga rha tha k taza

Qasai aawaz laga rha tha k taza gosht hay le lo.Wahan se Hazrat Ali (R.A) ka guzar hua to us ne Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Faqat itna guzarish thi mujhe kuch roshni

faqat itna Guzarish thi, mujhe kuch roshni dena.. tumhe kis ne kaha tha ye, jisey barish k pani mein, baha kar muskurate thay, mujhe

14 august pathan ne aik buzrug se

14 August Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha. Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara. Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara? Pathan Bola Yara Hamne

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Kis ne kaha tha pepsi 65 ki kardo The chappal

this house gift 4ucheck

///////| [¤][¤] |””””””THIS HOUSE GIFT 4U! check kar lena Undr koi na ho Q k BENAZIR ne kaha tha hr ghr se BHUTTO nikle

Macher ne 1admi ko din me kata

macher ne 1admi ko din me kata admin ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona? macher bola zardari ka dor hai ghar k

Devdas of 2011 maa ne kaha

DEVDAS Of 2011.. Maa Ne Kaha Facebook pa bthna Chor Do. Abba Ne Kaha Night Package karna Chor Do. Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se

Agaaz safar mein tu ne kaha tha

agaaz safar mein tu ne kaha tha hum say….. rahey-e-kathan par na chala jayega hum say…… kitni asani sey yeh likh dala iss ney…..

Jab shetan ne kaha k ae rubb

jab shetan ne kaha k ae rubb teri izzat ki qasam mai tere bando ko hamesha behkata rahonga jabtak unki rohain un k jismo

Chaltay manzil pe pohancha likha tha

Chaltay Chaltay Manzil Pe Pohancha Manzil Pe Likha Tha Ya Ali (A.S) Madad Chaltay Chaltay Malang Mila Malang Ne Kaha Ya Ali (A.S) Madad

3 charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe

3 Charsi motorcycle par kahin ja rahe the.Darmyan wale ko awaz sunai di.”’thaaaa”’us ne apne aagy wale se pocha.‘Goli tenu vajji a?’us ne kaha

Barish this hum thy aur ghani ho

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