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1 larkay ne larki ko call ki

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki Larka: Hello Jaan I Love U LARKI: Sachi Larka: Muchi Larki: 100 Ka Load Kara Do

Veena malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai

Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he? Shopkeeper: Baji ye humare liye

Sorry kuch din se apko sms nahi

Sorry kuch din se apko SMS nahi ker saka Drasal POLICE ne pakar lia tha 302 ke CASE main Main ne 1 LARKI se

Chu chuchu ghari me choha nacha

Chu Chu Chu Chu ChuChu. Ghari Me Choha NaCha. Ghari Ne 1 Bajaya. . . . . . . . . . . .

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

Kisan ne nya murgha kharida jaise hi

Kisan Ne Nya Murgha Kharida. Jaise Hi Ghar Aya Murga Pinjry Ki Taraf Bhaga Or 150 Murgion Ko Chod DIa Kisan Boht Khush Hua

Chu chu chacha ghari mai chuha nacha

Chu chu chacha.. Ghari mai chuha nacha.. Ghari ne 1 bajaya . . . . . . . . . . . . Wah

1 makrani ne pathan ko khaney per

1 Makrani ne 1 pathan ko khaney per bulayakhana khaty waqt pathan ka Makrani se zabardst phadda hogaya Q K.Makrani usey bar bar keh

1 pathan ne sardar ko juta mara

1 pathan ne 1 sardar ko juta mara, sardar:tum ne ye juta ghusay se mara ya mazaq se? pathan: Gushy se. Sardar:Acha hai warna

Chalange 4 u and ur all frndx

Chalange 4 u and ur all frndx. agar answr nahi ata ti sms karna chorh dena. 1 Larke ne 1 Larki se uska name

1 gujjar ne five star hotel me chaye

1 Gujjar ne five-Star Hotel Me Chaye Ka Order Dia Waiter Ne 1 Chote Se Cup Me Chaye Di Gujjar aik Sans Me Chaye

1 pathan ne jalti howi building

1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building sai 6 logon ko nikala! Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-( Q??? Is liye K Wo

Nafsiyat ka practical professor ne 1

Nafsiyat ka practical: Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi. Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka. Doosri

Chaleng 4 u and ur all friendsagar

Chaleng 4 u and ur all friends.agar answr nhi aata to sms krna chorh dena.CHALENG. 1-Larke ne 1-Larki se uska name pocha. Jwab ma

Ab wo rooz phone pe nakhron se

Ab wo rooz phone pe nakhron se bat karti ha Faraz Main ne 1 bar he kaha tha sohni de nakhray menu sohnay lagday

Women dr se mere pati mujh se

Women. Dr. Se? Mere pati mujh se sex nhe krte. Dr= ye 1 goli roz khilana. Orat ne 1 goli khilai to raat ko

Bacha mene hathi k samne 12 kelay

Bacha: mene hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye aik q Nhi khaya? Admi:hathi ka pait bhar gya hoga Bacha: nahi 12wa

4 sardaron ne mil k petrol pump

4 Sardaron ne mil k petrol pump khola. 1 B customer nahi Q? Petrol pump was on 1st floor. Phir charon ne usi floor

Khan ne 1 bacha aghwa kia or

‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache pe chipkadya ’10 lakh kal subah pul k neche

1 lrke ne 1 lrki se uska name pocha

1-Lrke ne 1-Lrki se uska name pocha. Jwab ma us ne book p ye code likh dya, 13, 21, 19, 11, 1, 14, Agar

Attention plz agar ap koi bhi aisi

(ATTENTION PLZ) Agar Ap Koi Bhi Aisi Call Receive Karain Jo Ap Ko Kahay… ‘Hum Apki Mobile Line Check Kr Rhe Hain Or Ap

Nargis 1 bar sabzi lenay gae us

Nargis 1 bar sabzi lenay gae us ne 1 bohot bari mooli dekhe,or pocha: bhai ye kya hai Sabzi wala: Ye hamare lye mooli

Police ne 1 sharabi ko pakra phir

Police ne 1 Sharabi ko pakra. Phir 1 Gadhay ke agay Pani or Sharab ki Balti rakhi. Gadha Pani Pi gya. Police ne Sharabi

Aap saww ne 1 shakhs ki dekaar

AAP (S.A.W.W) ne 1 shakhs ki dEkaar suni to farmaya: apni dEkaar km kr, es liye kEh qiamat k din sb c ziada bhoka

5 waqt namaz 48 rakaat

5 waqt namaz = 48 RAKAAT .. Ek din NAMAAZ na pahnay wala 96 sajday nahein krta.!! Allah k hokum pe shaitan ne 1

Lo ge peshawar k pathano ne 1

Lo Ge! Peshawar k PATHANO Ne 1 Aur Feisla Kiya Hai..! Agar Saudi Arab Main BARISH Hogi Tou, . . . . . .

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

1 larki k ghar barat i us

1 larki k ghar barat i us larki ne 1 tota paal rakha tha Barat ko dekh k tota bola Oye beghairto pehley tu

Teacher ne 1 bache ki mother ko

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen, Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

Train me mawali bola nashe hoon koi

train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman k

pathan ne 1 ghar me chor

*. .Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡. Maalik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao Pathan:

Kisi ne 1 bazurg se pocha

Kisi Ne 1 Bazurg Se pocha Insan Me Kitne aib Hoty hn Jawab mila Be-shumar Lekin 1 Khobi Sb Peh Prda Daal Deti Hy

1 admi chilla raha tha sadar kutta

1 admi chilla raha tha sadar KUTTA hai. Police wale ne 1 thappar lagaya aur bola chal thaanay, President ki insult karta hai. Admi

1 helicopter qabristan me gir k tabah

1 helicopter qabristan me gir k tabah ho gaya . govt ne 1 pathan ko investigation k ley bheja usny itlaa di k 931

1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr

1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To Sab Ka Zulfiqar Mirza K Haathon Wo Haal Krwaonga

3 dosto ki kahani 1 ilm

3 DOSTO KI KAHANI . 1. ILM 2. DOLAT Or 3. BHAROSA . Teeno Dost the Teeno mai piyar b Boht tha . 1

Bacha maine billi k saamne 2 choohe

Bacha: Maine billi k saamne 2 choohe rakhe us ne 1 khaya 1 nahi khaya. Batao Q? Aadmi: dosra chooha plastic ka hoga? Bacha:

Husband judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye

Husband:’ Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi ki… . . Judge: ‘Phir soch Lo, aisi BV

No smoking teacher ne 1 keera

(NO SMOKING) Teacher ne 1 keera smoke jar me Dala to wo mar gya Techer:Ap ne kya seekha? Pathan :Smoking se pet k kirey

Pathan ne 1 college khola par

Pathan ne 1 college khola Par kisi ne bhi admission nahi liya, sub confused thay. Guess why? ? ? College ka naam tha WOMEN

Machr ne 1 admi ko din me

Machr ne 1 Admi ko din me kat lya. Admi: Tm to rat me kat’te the? Machr bola Zardari ka dor ha Ghar k

1 pathan ne bhens ko kiss ki

1 PATHAN ne 1 Bhens ko kiss ki phir TOBA krne lga k Dimag me Shetan agya tha Usi wqt Shetan hazir hua or

Chohay ne 1 pora suit kutar k

Chohay ne 1 pora suit kutar k kha lia magar wo phir bhi bhok sy mar gaya. Q K woh suit veena malik ka

Ek jokar ne logon ko ek jok

Ek jokar ne logon ko ek jok sunaya to sub log boht zyada hansy. Us ne wohe jok pher sunaya to kam log hansy.

Kya aap jante hain dono ankhon

‘Kya Aap Jante Hain,, Dono Ankhon K Drmyan Kya Rishta Hai? Jub Dekhti Hain To 1 Sath Dekhti Hain, Jub Muskrati Hain To 1

1 machhar ne admi ko din me

1 machhar ne 1 admi ko din me kata, Admi:- tum tu raat ko kat’te ho… Machhar:- Zardari ka dor hai dear, ghar k

4students ne paper ki tyari nhe unho

4students ne paper ki tyari nhe ki unho ne 1 plan bnaya or wo agly din principal k pas gae or kaha ‘sir hm

Assalam o alaikum 1 larki ne buzrug se

[Assalam-o-Alaikum] 1 Larki Ne 1 Buzrug Se Pocha Pyar Ki Hqeqat Kia Ha, Buzrug Ne Kaha Jo Baagh Me Sb Se Khobsurat Phol Ho

Sardar angraiz se hum ne 1 aisi

Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hai js se insan dewar k aar paar dekh skta hai. Angraiz hairan ho kr

Kotri train me mawali bola nashe

kotri ‘train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman

Kisi ne 1 pathan ko sms kiya

KISI NE 1 PATHAN KO SMS KIYA K AGAR ZAHEEN HO TO 200 OR AGAR HOSHIYAR HO TO 300 KA LOAD KRO PATHAN NE

Teache ne 1 bahce ki mom ko

TEACHE NE 1 BAHCE KI MOM KO LIKHA: BACHE KO NEHLA KAR BHEJA KARAIN . . . . . . MOM NE NOTE PHARNE

Mein ro raha tha jab mere pawon

Mein RO Raha Tha Jab Mere Pawon Me Jootay Nahi Thy Lekin… Achanak Me Chup Ho Gaya Jab Me Ne 1 Shakhs k0 Dekha,

1 ladke ne ladki se uska nema

1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti ke piche likha he 6.1 6.3 6.2 2.1 dimag

Qasai aawaz laga rha tha k taza

Qasai aawaz laga rha tha k taza gosht hay le lo.Wahan se Hazrat Ali (R.A) ka guzar hua to us ne Hazrat Ali (R.A)

1 dehati ne fivestar hotel chaye

1 Dehati ne five_star hotel chaye ka orde r dia, Waiter ne 1 choty se cup me chaye di, Dehati 1 sans me chaye

2 engineering ka students raat ko study

2 ENGINEERING KA STUDENTS RAAT KO STUDY KARTY HOWA. 1ST: YAAR KITNY BAJA HA? DOSRAY NE 1 PATHAR UTHA KR SAMNA WALA GHAR PA