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1 hathi ne romntic mood me chunti

1 Hathi ne Romntic mood me 1 Chunti ko chera.Chunti ghusy me Hathi ki bv k pas ja k boli: Apny HSBND ko smjh

Boonde barish ki u zamen pe aane

Boonde Barish ki u zamen pe aane lagi sonhi si Mehak mati ki jagane lagi Hawao me b jaise masti chhane lagi waise hi

Roze roshan b tera lohe siyah teri

Roz’e Roshan B tera Loh’e Siyah B teri, Phr to ya RUBB meri Ru’Daad’e Gunah B teri Abr o Baraan pe na kr Naaz

Zamane me b dhoondo ge to hum

Zamane me b dhoondo ge to hum sa ho nahi sakta Hum to sada usay chahain ge jo apna ho nahi skta Bahut ujra

Gham me b maza ata hai

Gham me b maza ata hai Gharibo k ghar b khuda Ata hai HUM to Apko roz yad karte hain Ek apka SMS hai

Ek sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de

Ek Sheikh ne Arbi ko khoon de kr us ke jan bachai Arbi ne usey Mercedez car gift kar di. Arbi ko phir khoon

Be khbar dilse wo b nhi me

Be khbar Dilse wo b nhi me b nhiMgr bat dil ki manta wo b nhi me b nhi,Dekhen kia hota hy Anjam k

Agr sardio me nahate waqt pani bohat

Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To To Pani Garam Kr K Nahalo Ab Is Me B Zubaida Aapa K

Har nek aarzoan ko duva nahi milti

har nek aarzoan ko duva nahi milti… kisi ko khushi sada nahi miti… kitna mushkel hia ashkon ko chupana… ashkon ko to aankon me

Khule paniyon me ghiri lrkiya naram

Khule Paniyon Me Ghiri Lrkiya Naram Lehron Ke Cheente Urati Hui Baat Baat Pe Hansti Hui Apne Khwabon k Shehzade Ka Tazkara Karti Hui

Andhero me doba jata hai her roz

Andhero me doba jata hai her roz mera mulk me kaisy maan lo k sb thk ho jaye ga… roz hazaro marty hai mery

Toote dil ne bhi uske liye dua

Toote Dil Ne Bhi Uske Liye DUA Mangi Meri Sanson Ne Har Pal Uski KHUSHI Mangi Jane Kya DILAGI Thi Us INSAN Se K

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta

Yahan khamosh nazron ka nazara kon banta hai, Bht gehray samandar ka kinara kon banta hai, Chalo hum dekhtay hain khud ko ab barbad

For my all kutta kamina zalil haramkhor

For My All Kutta Kamina Zalil Haramkhor Kanjari Friendz.. Yaqin Pe Yaqin DiLate Hyn Dost.. Rah Chalte Ko Chotiya Banate Hyn Dost.. Pepsi BoL

1 chrsi bhung bna rha tha admi

1 Chrsi Bhung bna rha tha. Admi bola: Yar, dunya chaand pr pohanch gai or tm yahan Bhung bna rahe ho? Chrsi: Me b

Tujy dosti me dhokha to b dey

‘Tujy DOSTI Me Dhokha To Me b dey Sakta hu…..! ‘DOST’ Magar Me Zaat Ka Wafadar Hu or mrey Khoon Me Bewafai Nai….! .

Plz ignore mt krna pehle mjhe bhi

Plz ignore mt krna pehle mjhe bhi yaken ni tha.Me b ni manta tha ye msg 10 logo ko send krne se dil ko

Wo doobte sooraj ka pujari he faraz

wo doobte sooraj ka pujari he faraz kash k me b kisi sham ka manzr hota

Students martay nahi zinda dafnaye jate hain

Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper

Muhobat dil ki her cheez bhula deti

MUHOBAT dil ki her cheez bhula deti hy band aankhon me b sapny saja deti hy sapno ki duniya zaroor rakhna kiun k haqeekat

Meri ankhon me mat dekho nend chura

Meri Ankhon Me Mat Dekho Nend Chura Lon Gi Na Dil K Qarib Aao Mohabat Sikha Don Gi Gehra He Ap Se Rishta Itna

Gham me b maza ata he gharibon

Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,, Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,, hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,, Ek ap ka

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar

Shamsheer se haidar ne kaha chal magar ase Ho khyber o khandaq me b hal chal magar ase Medan me rahe mot ki jal

Wife ap bohat motay hogaye hy

Wife: ap bohat motay hogaye hy Pathan: Tum b tu kitni moti hogai ho Wife: Buddhoo me tu maa banney wali hoon Pathan:to pagli

Boy is sitting in a hotel room

Boy is sitting in a hotel room with a girl Girl: mana k tum b larke ho or me larki Boy: to? Girl: mana

Dosto msg to chota sa hai lkn

DOSTO MSG TO CHOTA SA HAI LKN MATLB BOHT BRA HAI.. MOHABBAT KR B DEKHI HA,, MOHABBAT ME B DHOKA HAI,,,, ,, FAISAL KAMAL

Bas itna swal hai aap ka

Bas itna SWAL hai…… Aap ka kia HALL hai. Mere Dosto Agar 2011 me ab Tak Mujh se koi Ghalti hoi ho Ya Meri

Kabi melen ge to phir tera haal

Kabi melen ge to phir tera haal pochenge Jawab denge na kuch bs sawal pochenge Batao kesi guzri ye chaandni raaten Tumhare kese katte

Boy me 20 yrs ka hon tum

Boy Me 20 yrs ka hon Tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon Boy: Phir chalen? Girl: Kahan? Boy: Twenty Twenty

Meri majburi thi jo tumen bata na

Meri Majburi Thi Jo Tumen Bata na Saka Tumen Chahte Huy B Chah Na Saka Janta Hon Tere DiL Me B Thi Mohabbat Meri

1 pagal 2nd pagal se aaj muje

1 pagal 2nd Pagal se: Aaj muje Katrina ne shadi k liye han kr di. 2 pagal: Dikha di na apni Oqaat katrina ny.

10 alahadhrat apni kitab addolatul makkiya me

10, Alahadhrat apni kitab “ADDOLATUL MAKKIYA” me page 25 pr likhte h k “HAMARA YE DAWA NAI KAPKA ILME SHARIF TAMAM MALOMAT E ILAHIYA

Agar sardiyon me nahate waqt pani bahut

Agar saRdiyon me NahaTe waQt paNi baHut zyAda thAnda lagaY tO… tO bhAi paNi gaRam kaR K naHALo ab iS me b ZuBaida aPa

Kisi sabab se agr bolta nahi hon

Kisi Sabab Se Agr bolta nahi hon me! To Youn nahi K tumhe Sochta nahi hon me Me tmko Khud se juda Kr K

Na koi rang hathon pe hina mere

Na Koi Rang Na Hathon Pe Hina Mere Baad’ Wo Mukamal He Siah_Posh Hua Mere Baad’ Le K Jata Rha Hr Sham Wo Phool

Techersab se ziada calcium kis dodh me

TECHER:Sab se ziada calcium kis dodh me he STUDENT:16 sal ki Lrki k dodh me Qk us dodh ko mo lgate hi jism k

Usko kaho meri saza me kuch kami

Usko kaho meri saza me KUCH kami krde.Kisi ko toot k chahna koi jurm to nhi.Q deta hai wo har bat pe dukhFÅRÅZ.Mare §ene

Taqseem e muhabat me b kuch gum

Taqseem e muhabat me b kuch gum hi milay pir b shikayat hy k silay kum hi milay Ae Zindagi Ik Bat Bata Zara

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the. 1st: kahan se arahe ho? 2nd: Lahore se 1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore

Kuch is tarha se me apni zindgi

Kuch is Tarha se Me Apni Zindgi Tamam kr Don, Waqat-e-Sehar Tumko Dekhon or Sham kr Don, Khawab Me B Koi Tere Siwa Dikhai

Gazal mat pochiye kahan ja k

‘GAZAL’ Mat pochiye kahan ja k dil laga liya humny khud par heran hon ye kya kiya humny Log apni muhabt k afsane sunate

Come to my house on eid day

Come to my house on EID day. EID k din hmare ghar aana. EID te sade ghar aanwi. EIDI ale diyare sare kahr achya.

Khushyon ka ek sansar le k aaein

‘Khushyon Ka Ek Sansar Le K Aaein Ge’ ‘Patjhar Me B Bahaar Le K Aaein Ge’ ‘Jb B Pukaro Gae Pyar Se Hmein DOST’

Teachr zamen wale janwer bachy dety h

TEACHR: Zamen Wale Janwer Bachy Dety h Aur Hwa m Urny Waly Anday Wo Konsi Chez Hy Jo Hawa Me B Urti Hy Or

Hr mor pe khushyan teri jholi me

Hr Mor Pe khushyan Teri jholi Me Ayen Itni Hon khushyan k Tmse Sameti Na jyen DilSe Dua He Meri Ay KHUDA Ghum Tere

Heer ranjha me ho rahi thi kissing

Heer Ranjha Me Ho Rahi Thi Kissing….. . Laila Majnu Me B Ho Rahi Thi Kissing . Ab kia Romeo/juliet Sheree/Farhad Sassi/pun’no Sohni/Mahiwaal Mumtaaz

Mere seene me b dil aik hi

Mere seene me b dil aik hi dharakta hai Koi chehra mgar is me nahi utarta hai Mene socha hai muhabbat ko buhat tanhai

Sirf me hi thaam sakon hath us

Sirf me hi thaam sakon hath us ka Mujh pr itni inayat c kr de Wo reh na paye ik pal b mere bina

Kuch is liye raton ko sona chor

Kuch Is Liye RATON Ko Sona Chor Diya Hum Ne…! .=.=..FaRaz..=.=. AgAr Wo KHWaB Me B BichR Gaya To MAR Jayenge Hum..!! Good night.

Us k aany ki khabar sunty he

Us K Aany Ki Khabar SunTy He Tyari Ki Me Ne Jee Bhr K Gulabon Ki KhariDari Ki HalatE-Hijr Me FilHal Sukun Milny Laga

Pathan ek nurse ko chod rha tha

Pathan Ek Nurse Ko Chod rha tha Nurse Chilai Dard ho rha hy? Pathan: Behnchod Khud Waha injection Lagati hy Jaha Sorakh Nhi, Or

Mohabbat0n k fasany me naam hytera

‘Mohabbat0n’ k fasany me naam hY’TERA’. ‘MERE’ dil me bara ehtram hy ‘TERA’. MERE dil me B abaad hy ek zamana. Us ‘zamany’ me

Tanhai k daman me khusi ki bahar

Tanhai K Daman Me Khusi Ki Bahar Ho Sayad Uski Akho Me B Tumhara Intzar Ho Jisko Pyar Karna Usko Bata Dena Shayad Usko

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna gana khelna kodna uff bahar jana geelay pan ka dar…. Phr mjy mila bas 25 RS me

Boy and girl ek park me bethay

Boy and girl ek park me bethay thay k pas hi ek kuttay ne kutti ki ki$$ Li Boy: agar bura na mano to

Kitni saada kitni pyari kaanch ki

Kitni saada kitni pyari Kaanch ki choori jesi lrki College k ik kmre me bethi Jane kya kch soch rhi thi Us ka hath

Ek bar hua tha yun wo mjhko

Ek bar hua tha yun, Wo mjhko mila Me usko mili, Phr izhar hua Or iqrar b hua, Wo chahne laga Me b chahne

Na jane in ankhoon me ik aas

na jane in ankhoon me ik aas si rehti ha, kisi ajnabi k ane k firaq si rehti ha, ae dil hame b btao

Mat pochiye kahan ja k dil lga

Mat pochiye kahan ja k dil lga liya hm ne Khud pr heran hun ye kya kiya hm ne Log apni mohabt k afsane

Jo gunaah mene kia nhi mujhe us

Jo gunaah mene kia nhi Mujhe us saza ka malal tha” Mera jurm mujko bta b do mera munsifon se swaal tha” Me muhbton

Soch smjh lena qadam uthany se pehly

Soch Smjh lena Qadam Uthany se pehly Kahin Kho na jao Manzil aany se pehly Mukhlis Dost se Mehrom ho na jao kahin Ye

Mat pochiye kahan ja k dil laga

Mat Pochiye Kahan Ja K Dil Laga Liya Hum Ne. Khud Per Heran Hon Ye Kya Kiya Hum Ne, Log Apni Mohabat K Afsane

Hum to moojod they raton me ujalon

Hum to moojod they raton me ujalon ki tarah, Log nikle hi nhi dhondne walon ki tarah, Dil to kia hm rooh me b

Ek bar hua tha yun wo mjhko

Ek bar hua tha yun, Wo mjhko mili Me usko mila, Phr izhar hua Or iqrar b hua, Wo chahne lagi Me b chahne

na jane kis baat pe wo

*’* Na Jane Kis Baat Pe Wo Hm Se Khafa Hai, *’* MOHSIN *’* *’* Khwab Me B Milta Hai To Baat Nhi Karta.

Us ki muskrahat me b chupa koi

Us Ki Muskrahat Me B Chupa Koi Gham Tha….. !!…mohsin…!! Warna Halki C Muskrahat Pe Ansoo Nahi Aatay……..!

Kya puchty ho tery hijr me sochty

Kya Puchty Ho Tery HiJr Me Kya Sochty Hain SaJa K TmKo Nigahon Me Sada Sochty Hain Tery WaJud Ko Chhu Kr Jo Guzarti

Kisi buzrug ne shetan se kaha

Kisi Buzrug ne Shetan se kaha Mujy wo kaam batao jis k krne se me b tumhary jesa ho jaun Shetan bola 2 kaam

Ye to baja judai ka yara usy

YE TO BAJA JUDAI KA YARA USY B THA CHUP CHUP K ANKHEN PUNCHTY DEKHA USY B THA DASHT E TALAB M ME B

E kash mein tera dil hota

E Kash mein tera Dil hota . .!! Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota,, Tere sath main lamha lamha dharrakta rehta,, Khud se

Aik br hwa tha yon wo mujhko

Aik br hwa tha yon, Wo mujhko mila Me usko mili, Phr izhar hwa Or iqrar b hwa, Wo chahne laga Me b chahne

Ek bar hua tha yun w0 mujhk0

Ek bar hua tha yun..!! W0 mujhk0 mili..!! Me usk0 mila..!! Phr izhar hua..!! Or iqrar b hua..!! W0 chahne lagi..!! Me b chahne

Wo tha bara nadanpr khosh jabeen yar

wo tha bara nadan,pr wo khosh jabeen tha wo yar mera onchy mkanon ka makeen tha wo dosry kenary ka jo arman rah gaya

jitna merzi

(‘_’ ) ( ‘_’) (‘_’ ) ( ‘_’) (‘_’ ) ( ‘_’) (‘_’ ) Jitna merzi dh0nd Lo, mery Jaisa ‘Döst’ 2010 mai kia

Hijr ki dhoop me chhaon jesi baaten

Hijr ki dhoop me chhaon jesi baaten krtey hain! Aansoo b to maaon jesi baaten krtey hain! Rasta dekhne wali aankhon k anhoney gulaab!

Toote dil ne bhi uske liye dua

Toote Dil Ne Bhi Uske Liye DUA Mangi Meri Sanson Ne Har Pal Uski KHUSHI Mangi Jane Kya DILAGI Thi Us INSAN Se K

Har nek aarzoan ko duva nahi milti

har nek aarzoan ko duva nahi milti… kisi ko khushi sada nahi miti… kitna mushkel hia ashkon ko chupana… ashkon ko to aankon me

Husan walon ko kya zarorat he sanwarne

Husan walon ko kya zarorat he sanwarne ki, ~*~Tamana~*~ wo to sadgi me b qayamat ki Aada rakhte Hn.

Bichde wo yu ki dobara milne na

Bichde wo yu ki dobara milne na aaye, lotkar wo gujre zmane na aaye. Shikwa nhi jo wo pas nhi, bus ranj is baat

Woh reh na paaey ik pal b

Woh reh na paaey ik pal b mere bina,,, Ay Khuda tu usko meri aadat si kr dy… Itna toot k chahoon main usko,,,

Meri ankhon me mat dekho neend chura

Meri ankhon me mat dekho neend chura lon gi, Na dil k qarib aao Mohabbat sikha don gi, Gehra he aap se rishta itna

Narazgi b teri gawara na kar sakey

Narazgi B teri gawara na kar sakey Aor teri Mohabaton se kinara na kar sake Mere tamam khwab Adhore hi reh gaey Hum khwab

Boy me 20 yrs ka hon tum

boy: me 20 yrs ka hon. tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Me B 20 ki Boy: to phir chalen? Girl: kahan? Boy: Bed room

Hath khali hn tere shehr se jate

Hath khali hn tere shehr se jate jate Jan hoti to meri jan lutate jate Mujh se pehle bi musafr kae guzre honge Km

Gham me b maza ata he gharibon

‘Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,, Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,, hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,, Ek ap ka

Mohabton k fasane me nam hai tera

Mohabton k Fasane Me Nam Hai TERA MERE Dil Me Bara Ehtram Hai TRA MERE Dil Me B Abad Hai Ek ZAMANA Us Zamane

Boy agar me mar gaya to kiya

Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi?Girl: nai me apni BEHAN k 7 reh longiGirl: agar me mar gayi to?Boy:

Hindu ja raha tha k raste mein

HINDU: ja raha tha k raste mein pathan se takar ho gai.. HINDU:jaan churane k liay bola mein shama chahta hu.. Pathan: shama ko

Kehti ha k kabar me b tery

Kehti ha k kabar me b tery sath rahun ge bohat pyar karti ha muj say mare Tanhai..

Februarey k dino me tum ne mjhse

‘FEBRUAREY’ K Dino Me Tum Ne Mjhse Ye Kaha Tha Na… K Tanha Hoon Mgr Phr B Tumhara Sath Me Doon Ga… Apne Hath

Us k khlos me b zarort ka

Us k khlos me b zarort ka rang ta, wo dy rha ta muj ko dua mry samnay! Muj se bichrh k khat me

Rukhst hua to hath mila kr nhi

Rukhst hua to hath mila kr Nhi Gya Wo Q Gya ye B Bta kr nhi Gya Yun lag Raha Hy Jese Abi lot

4 my love lout aao ab in

4 my love Lout Aao Ab in ‘Raton’Me K Raten Abi Adhori’Hen Lout Aao Ab in ‘Baton Me K Baten Abi Adhori’Hen Lout Ao