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It is better to keep your mouth

it is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Let us be thankful for the fools

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain APRIL FOOL DAY

Time has no divisions to mark its

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new

It is better to deserve honors and

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. Mark Twain (1835-1910)

I have never let my schooling interfere

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain

Facebooks founder mark zukerberg hospitalized wid serious

Facebook’s Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized Wid Serious Injury.. . Reason?? . . . . Zubair Poked Him On Facebook.. 😀 😀 😀

Dont part with ur illusions when

Don’t part with ur illusions. When they are gone u may still exist, but u have ceased to live. Mark Twain.

If a girl gets 99 marks her

If a Girl Gets 99 marks, her Response: ‘KAMINA 1 AUR MARK DE DETA TO USKA KYA JATA!’ & If a boy gets 33

5 important pencil lessons a maker

5 Important Pencil Lessons A Pencil Maker taught the Pencils 5 Important Lessons. 1st: Everything you do will always Leave a Mark. 2nd: You

Wife aji sunte ho paros wale ahmad

Wife :Aji sunte ho paros wale ahmad sahab ki beti ko maths mein 99 marks mile hai! Husband:Arey wah,Par 1 mark kahan gya? Wife:Woh

Ighly disappointing situations 1 ur bestfrnd

ighly Disappointing Situations… 1) Ur Bestfrnd Weds Ur Lover 2) 10 mark Question Asked For 1 Mark 3) Principal/Teacher Sitting Next to U On

Theres this place in me where your

There’s this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It’s the place where a

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face n he got a mark of lipstick Teacher-oh sorry u got a mark on ur face Boy-kuch

Teacher kissed a 5 year boy on

Teacher Kissed A 5 year Boy On Face N He Got A Mark Of Lipstick Teacher: Oh U Got A Mark On Ur Face

Mark twain said life would be

Mark Twain said ‘Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen’

Signs of qiyamah appearance imam mahdi dajjal

Signs of Qiyamah: Appearance of Imam Mahdi Appearance of Dajjal Descendants of Hazrat Isa (A.S) Appearance of Yajooj n Majooj The rising of the

Look into my eyes see the darkness

Look into my eyes See the darkness in my heart Look at all the lies See how they left there mark I can feel

You cant depend on your eyes when

You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Mark Twain

And when thou hast on foot the

And when thou hast on foot the purblind hare, Mark the poor wretch, to overshoot his troubles How he outruns the wind, and with

A classic is a book which people

A classic is a book which people praise and don’t read. Mark Twain