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Tum bin meri zat adhuri jaisy koi

Tum Bin Meri Zat ADHURI… Jaisy Koi Baat ADHURI… Hijr K Sare Din Han Poorey… Lakin Hay Hr Raat ADHURI… Lafzon Ki Gehrai Man

Judge do you accept that stole money

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him? Man: No my lord, he gave it to me. Judge: When did he give

Man at medical storei need poison chemist

Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I

w o m a n

~*~ W O M A N ~*~ The Lifetime Of A Boy To Man … …I Was Born, A Woman Was There To Hold

Karo dosti sach say ghoot ko bhool

Karo Dosti sach say ghoot ko bhool jaoo, rakho khyal man baap ka ghairoon ko bhool jaoo. karay jo sitam tum per usay bhool

A man with outward courage dares to

A man with outward courage dares to die. A man with inward courage dares to live.

A wise man was asked what is

A Wise Man was Asked: “What is Meaning of Life..?” He said: “Life itself has No Meaning..Life is An Opportunity to Create a Meaning..”

It is always right that a man

it is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.

Man is a history making creature who can

Man is a history-making creature who can neither repeat his past nor leave it behind.

There is no need to count years

There is no need to count years. We have to count deeds. So let’s celebrate the deeds of our dear…… as a professional and

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

The word w0man has man in itfemale

The word ‘w0man’ has ‘man’ in it. ‘female’ has ‘male’ in it. ‘she’ has ‘he’ in it. C0nclusi0n:Boyz r alwayz in the girlz hand:)GÉO

Height of shame a girl with

Height of Shame: A Girl with her Face Covered on a Bus Stop. A Man on a Bike Stops and Says: Chalti Hai Kya?

Think 100 times before you take a

Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man’. M.A.Jinah

Al hadees tum sedhy rastay pe rho miayana

Al-Hadees ‘Tum sedhy rastay pe rho, Miayana ravi ikhtiyar kro aur Subah Sham aur Raat man kuch Ibadat kro Tum Manzil maqsud tk paunch

Doctor to girl doctor tum ne

Doctor to Girl Doctor: Tum ne itny old man se shadi kar li Girl: Saly mare abu ne kaha tha old is Gold bs

Jab maine tujhko dekha main chaahne laga

Jab Maine Tujhko Dekha, Main Tujhko Chaahne Laga, Tera Hi Chehra Mere Khwabon Mein Aane Laga, Dekha Jo Man Ke Sheeshe Mein, Toh Khud

Laho lahan charagon k sar mly hen

Laho Laha’n Charagon K Sar M¡ly He¡n Mujhy, Tmhary Shehar Me A¡sy Ghar M¡ly Ha¡n Mujhy, Mujhy Btao K Agar Ghonslay Salamat Thy, Hawa

Qiayamat qaim na hogi yahan tk keh

Qiayamat Qaim na hogi yahan tk keh tum apne Hukmran Qatl kro aur apas man baham laro aur tum man badtreen log Hukrmran hon’

Wo sawan ki rut thi barish ke

Wo Sawan Ki Rut Thi, Wo Barish Ke Din The Mile Sard Raton Mein Jab Hum Se Tum The….. Tha Bhiga Sa Aanchal, Thi

School a place where papa pays nd

‘School’ A place where Papa pays nd Son plays. ‘Life Insurance’ A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can

An old man in love is like

“An old man in love is like a flower in winter” GOOD NITE

rasoolullahsawny farmaya deen manhr nya

* ~*~Rasoolullah~*~(s.a.w)ny farmaya: (deen man)hr nya eejad krda kam bid’at hy aur hr bidat gumrahi hy aur hr gumrahi dozakh man ly jany wali

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

A man can love a million

A MAN can love a MILLION GIRLS, But only a REAL man can LOVE ONE GIRL in a million ways!

Manzilain bhi us ki theen rasta ka

Manzilain bhi us ki theen, Rasta bhi us ka tha, Aik main akela tha, Qafla bhi us ka tha, Sath Sath Chalnay ki, Soach

Impossible is nothing when a man tries

Impossible is nothing when a man tries… . . .. . . . . . . . . . . or when woman cries.

Nabi e rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany

Nabi e Rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany man Khana aur Qailola Nemaz e Juma k ba’ad kia jata tha. Trimzi:508 (MNZAIDI, voice of Islam

Accidents try to change them its

Accidents, try to change them — it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man. Pablo Picasso

Judgewhy did u shoot ur wife instead

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man

Give a man fish and you feed

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

As widowers proverbially marry again so a

As widowers proverbially marry again, so a man with the habit of friendship always finds new friends. George Santayana

Try not to become a man of

Try not to become a man of success But Rathertry to become a man of value….. (ALBERT EINSTINE)

A poor man says work is life

A Poor Man Says work is Life, A Rich man says money is life. But i say ‘MY FRIENDS’ are ‘MY LIFE’…

Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah

Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Islamic Socialism You are only voicing my sentiments and the sentiments of millions of Musalmans when you say

Hasrat hay tumhari deed karain tum

Hasrat Hay Tumhari Deed Karain Tum Aao To Hum Bhi Eid Karain… Kuch Dair To Dil Ko Chain Milay Kuch Roz To Man Ka

Al quran aur agr musalmaanon ke 2

Al-Quran: ‘aur agr Musalmaanon ke 2 garoh aapas man (hi) lar jain to in ke darmiyan sulah kara diya kro’ (Al-Hujrat:9)

The story behind ladies first long

The Story behind ‘Ladies First.’ Long ago, a man & woman were madly in love. They wanted to marry. Parents did not approve. They

80 yr old man dr meri 20

80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno 1 shikari shikar

Beautiful thought ek shaks tha jis

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!! Ek Shaks tha Jis Ki Adat thi K Wo Rastay Man Milnay Walay Har Shaks Ko SALAM Karta tha, Par Ek Shaks

All of us have bad luck and

All of us have bad luck and good luck. The man who persists through the bad luck — who keeps right on going —

hayat e dard ko aaluda e

*’* Hayat E Dard Ko Aaluda e Nishat Na Kr, Ye Karobar Koi Karobar Agr Hai B *’* Ye Imtiaz e Man O Tu

A man in usa sees a dog

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a lady. He kicks the dog it dies.Newspaper report: ‘LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG’. Man

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

Jab yaadon kay dareechay kholon to

Jab yaadon kay dareechay kholon to kuch log buhat yaad atay hain Main apna maazi sochon to kuch log buhat yaad atay hain, Ab

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

1admi 1 lady se kehta he apke

1Admi 1 LADY se kehta he- Apke kitne BACHHE hai? LADY’10’ MAN-Yani apki ZAMiN acchi zarkez Hai. LADY-BEHANCHOD Meri ZAMiN zarkhez nahi,mera KiSAAN MEHANTi

Any little way she could speak to

Any little way she could speak to him Was taken and used without a thought. Never were those few moments enough. In the end,

Daaman e d se pat jate han yaad ke

DaAmaN-e-D¡£ Se £¡pat Jate Ha¡N YaAd Ke JugNoO, Log Kuch Aese Bh¡ Ha¡N, J¡N Ko Ma¡N Kabh¡ Bho0la Hi Nah¡..!!!!!

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

P1 270 man roman kaleesa ka aik

p1. 270 man Roman kaleesa ka aik Rahib jiska naam Valentine tha wo apny kaleesa (church) ki Rahiba k ishq man mubtila ho gia

Ek pathan apna mobile qabristan men dafna

Ek Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha..Man: Ye kya kar rahe ho?....Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho

Labon ki sersarahat se badan k choor

Labon ki sersarahat se. badan k choor hony tak. Man tujh ko is tarah chahoon. K meri saans ruk jaye. Khataon par khata’ain hon.

A woman is like bluetooth you

A Woman Is Like BLUETOOTH. . . You r Next To Her, She Stays Connected. You Go Away, She Finds New Devices . .

If one night a big fat man

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told

How many loved your moments of glad

How many loved your moments of glad grace, And loved your beauty with love false or true, But one man loved the pilgrim Soul

New concepts1money cant buy happiness but somehow

New concepts1.Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle 2.Forgive yr enemies, but remember

My story of success in 1995

My story of success In 1995 i was a baby.. . . But . . Now, in 2011, I have the ability to produce

The best friend is the man who

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.

Commitment means that it is possible for

Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement

A poor man says work is life

‘A poor man says: ‘work is life’ A rich man says: ‘money is life’ A lover says: ‘love is life’ BUT…. I Say.? ‘My

A pathan goes to a hotel and

A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The

A man accused of theft was appearing

A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge. ‘Your Honor,’ his lawyer said, ‘I feel it is very unfair for my client

jb yad ka qissa kholun to

*’* Jb yad ka qissa kholun to.. Kuch dost buht yad aaty hen Men guzry pal jo sochon to… Kuch dost buht yad aaty

I hope shall always possess firmness and

I hope I shall always possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of

During survey yousaf raza gilani to

During Survey Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Aapko Kya Diya? Man: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Tera pichla pyar yad karta hun aksar

Tera pichla pyar yad karta hun aksar. Tera hone ki justju karta hun aksar. Ab Aanso bhe meri ankhon me nahe aate, Rone k

Mere bin kahu kaise yeh tanhai hai

Mere bin kahu kaise yeh tanhai hai Men hi hon ya yad tumne bhi aayi hai Dekh wo sawan ki badli angan ane wali

Farz karo tum chat per baithe apne

farz karo tum chat per baithe apne baal sukhatey hoo. farz karo ke dhoop ka us din kuch kuch rang gulaabi hooo. farz karo

Jab yaadon kay dareechay kholon to

Jab yaadon kay dareechay kholon to kuch log buhat yaad atay hain Main apna maazi sochon to kuch log buhat yaad atay hain, Ab

Assalam o alaikum wa rehmatullah eid milad jo

Assalam-o-Alaikum wa rehmatullah Eid milad jo log manate hain wo mutawajja ho ke ye eid milad islam me jaiz nahi hai ye biddat he

Unmarried man mujhy shadi nahi karni orton

Unmarried man: Mujhy Shadi nahi karni Mujhy Orton se dar lagta hai. Married Man: Shadi kar lo Tumhe sirf 1 orat se dr lagy

Sham ky pech w kham setaron syzena

sham ky pech w kham setaron sy.zena zena utar rhi hy rat.yon saba pass sy guzarti hy.jesy kh de kese ny peyar ke bat.sahen

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

A man has more character in his

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty–he has suffered longer. Mae West

Glory to god in highest heaven who

Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given, While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to

Time and tide wait for no man

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.’ – Robert Frost

The strong man is not the good

The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry. (Bukhari, Muslim).

The wise man must remember that while

The wise man must remember that while he is a descendant of the past, he is a parent of the future. Herbert Spencer

pathan bhai sahab time

*. . .Pathan: Bhai sahab time kya howa Hè??? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Pathan: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, ‘sab alag

It is reported by sayyidina ibn umar

It is reported by Sayyidina Ibn Umar (R.A.A) that the Prophet (SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM) said, “When a man lies, the angel moves away from

Girl book store me sales man se

Girl Book Store Me Sales Man Se: Kiya Aap k Pas ye kitab Hey? ”Larkiyan Zaheen Hoti Hen” Sales Man: Madam Lateefon ki Dukaan

Lucky is the man who first love

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a

Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak

Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak.. Wo “valentine“ k tuhfe mere.. Or shayed k tum na boole ho ge.. Wo zamana humari mohabat ka..

Marriage is an alliance entered into by

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the

Uss ki hasti main uttar janay ko

Uss Ki Hasti Main Uttar Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hai Kaam Mushkil Sahi Ker Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hai Shok-e-awargi Itna Hai K Ab

Man outside phone booth excuse me

Man outside phone booth : Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven’t spoken a word… .. Man inside

Parvin shakr bura na man agr tujko

(Parvin shakr) Bura Na Man Agr ‘TujKo Pyar Krti Hon’ Gunah Kon Sa Aisa ‘Main Yar Krti Hon’ Meri Khataon Main Meri Samjh Ka

Tauba fiza man latak rhi hai aur

‘Tauba fiza man latak rhi hai aur Din Raat musalsal pukarti rehti hy keh jo shakhs mujy ikhteyar kry ga usy azab nhi hoga’

Shama us rah pr jali hai abi

SHAMA US RAH PR JALI HAI ABI RANJ KI SHAB KAHAN DHALI HAI ABI GUL KHILY HAIN TUMHARI AHAT SY ANKH MEHTAB SY MILI

Aa kay ek bar mere man main

Aa kay ek bar mere man main sama k dekh. Tufano k rukh pe koi diya jala k dekh.. Hosla rakhte hain hum tum

A black man walks to a bar

A black man walks to a bar. a white man says: ‘colored people are not allowed in here.’ The black man says: ‘when i’m

R0se r laal sky neela ur

R0se r laal Sky r neela ur brain is Like khali Patila Bura man lia Ok R0se r Red Water is co0l I m

I have yet to hear a man

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem

There are two freedoms the false

There are two freedoms – the false, where a man is free to do what he likes; the true, where he is free to

Beggar sir plz give me rs 6

Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee. Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend! Man: Wow! you too

Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt

Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man

Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7up

Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz….. Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas

There are two kinds of talents man made

There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you

A married man have an affair wth

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM

Ate jate anjan jhonkon man na jane

ate jate anjan jhonkon man na jane khan kho gai meri howa krte the jo kbe wo zindgi teri ho gai

He is a wise man who does

‘He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.’ (Epictetus)

Yeh pal lamha ek ansu bankar palko

Yeh pal Yeh lamha ek Ansu bankar palko mein machal gaya.. Thamna jo chaha meine jhat galo par fisal gaya.. Bahoot man karta mera

Thrice fairer than myself thus she began

‘Thrice fairer than myself,’ thus she began ‘The fields chief flower, sweet above compare, Stain to all nymphs, more lovely than a man, More

Teri ulfat man youn gozar di zindgi

‘Teri Ulfat man youn gozar di Zindgi apni…… Aa Ab Lot aa Tera’Mohsin’ By hal hi………’

Beautiful quote a proud man is

Beautiful Quote ‘A Proud Man Is Always Looking Down On Things & People …And Of Course, As Long As You’re Looking Down, You Can’t

Faced with crisis the man of character

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back upon himself. Charles de Gaulle

This is a funny crime story

THIS IS A FUNNY CRIME STORY FIVE FRIENDS LIVED IN THE ROOM MAD BRAIN FOOL NOBODY SOMEBODY ON DAY SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY AT THAT

Aay musawar mery mehboob ki tasveer bana

Aay Musawar Mery Mehboob Ki Tasveer Bana…! Tuj Sy Ban Jay To Bigri Hui Taqdeer Bana…! Zulf Aisi Ho K Barsat B Pani Mangy…!

Ik din rasoolsaww ny shaitan ko kmzori

Ik din Rasool(S.A.W.W) ny Shaitan ko kmzori ki halat man dekha or wja pochi. Usny kaha aay Rasool e Khuda Ap(S.A.W.W)ki umat sy sakht

Is duniyaa men sab hain akele

is duniyaa me.n sab hai.n akele koii kisii kaa nahii.n kaisii mohabbat kasii vafaaye.n kaise pyaar ke sapane aaj Khayaalo.n me.n bhii nahii.n hai.n

Sawan ke pehlo barish jab hum tum

SaWan ke pehLo baRish jaB hum tuM bheeGa keRtaY theY SaRaK kinnary gandaY panni main JaB doNo uChla keRtaY theY Cheryoo’n Ko paKra keRtaY

Dont simply thank god that you have

Don’t simply thank God that you have much while others have little. Thank Him because He has chosen to bless you and in return

Every man regards his own life as

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time.

U do 100 gud things nobody remembersu

U Do 100 gud Things Nobody REMEMBERS! U Do 1 Thing Wrong! Nobdy FORGETS! It’s GOD Who Gives, GiVES & FORGIVES! It’s Man Who

Theif with a knife give all your

theif with a knife: Give all your money to me. Man: Do you know who I am..? I am the presiden of this country.

When a man holds woman hands

“When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Man chahe dholak ban dam khub bajau

Man chahe dholak ban, dam dam khub bajau Bin baat ki chinta kar, har pal shor machau Chal padu us raste par, jise chod

Love is swift of foot loves a

Love is Swift of foot: Love’s a man of War, And can Shoot, And can Hit From Far. Happy Valentine’s Day

Whats the moral of movie robot

What’s The Moral Of Movie ROBOT . . . ? ? . . . . . . . . . . . . .

After car accident american its fine

After Car Accident American: Its Fine Man… British: Im So Sorry… Chines: Are U Oky? Pakstani:O………., Andha Hai Kya, Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha

Ten little gigabytes waiting on line one

Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line one caught a virus, then there were nine. Nine little gigabytes, holding just the date, someone jambed a

A man asked i want peace

A man asked: I want peace The wise man replied: Remove the I this is Ego then remove want that is Desire nd Peace

Try not to become a man of

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. My facebook account http://www.facebook.com/people/Faisal-Hassan/100001827965509

Man beta ap k abu ghar per

Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain Man: acha apne bare bhai ko bulao Boy: wo

Fantastic definitions school a place where

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~ School: A place where papa pays & son plays 😀 Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so

1 man ap ka kutta to sher

1 Man: ap ka Kutta to sher jesa Lagta hy kya khilate ho? 2 Man: ye kameena sher hi hey, saala pyar wyaar k

The future does not belong to those

The future does not belong to those who are content with today, apathetic toward common problems and their fellow man alike, timid and fearful

Baad berson en galion se ayi mere

baad berson en galion se ayi mere bachpan ki Mahek laga lo galay khushbo se mahekta aaj bhi wo chaman hai main ne khoya

Man jalva e ad rung hun

Ma¡n Jalva – E – §ad – Rung Hun, Ya Moj – E – §aßa Hun Ehsas K¡ Chokhat Py Khara §och Raha Hun

When titanic was sinkingm a man asked

When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3 kms?.. Man jumped into the sea & asked: Which

Guzartay saal ki bas ye hi ek

GUZARTAY SAAL KI BAS YE HI EK DUA HAI HAR SAAL JAANAM TERE WAJOOD KI ROSHNI MERE GIRD UJALA BANI RAHAY MERA MAN ANGAN

Man jalva e ad rung hun

Ma¡n Jalva – E – §ad – Rung Hun, Ya Moj – E – §aßa Hun Ehsas K¡ Chokhat Py Khara §och Raha Hun