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Height of shame a girl with

Height of Shame: A Girl with her Face Covered on a Bus Stop. A Man on a Bike Stops and Says: Chalti Hai Kya?

pathan bhai sahab time

*. . .Pathan: Bhai sahab time kya howa Hè??? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Pathan: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, ‘sab alag

It is reported by sayyidina ibn umar

It is reported by Sayyidina Ibn Umar (R.A.A) that the Prophet (SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM) said, “When a man lies, the angel moves away from

Girl book store me sales man se

Girl Book Store Me Sales Man Se: Kiya Aap k Pas ye kitab Hey? ”Larkiyan Zaheen Hoti Hen” Sales Man: Madam Lateefon ki Dukaan

Lucky is the man who first love

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a

Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak

Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak.. Wo “valentine“ k tuhfe mere.. Or shayed k tum na boole ho ge.. Wo zamana humari mohabat ka..

Marriage is an alliance entered into by

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the

Uss ki hasti main uttar janay ko

Uss Ki Hasti Main Uttar Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hai Kaam Mushkil Sahi Ker Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hai Shok-e-awargi Itna Hai K Ab

Man outside phone booth excuse me

Man outside phone booth : Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven’t spoken a word… .. Man inside

Parvin shakr bura na man agr tujko

(Parvin shakr) Bura Na Man Agr ‘TujKo Pyar Krti Hon’ Gunah Kon Sa Aisa ‘Main Yar Krti Hon’ Meri Khataon Main Meri Samjh Ka

Tauba fiza man latak rhi hai aur

‘Tauba fiza man latak rhi hai aur Din Raat musalsal pukarti rehti hy keh jo shakhs mujy ikhteyar kry ga usy azab nhi hoga’

Shama us rah pr jali hai abi

SHAMA US RAH PR JALI HAI ABI RANJ KI SHAB KAHAN DHALI HAI ABI GUL KHILY HAIN TUMHARI AHAT SY ANKH MEHTAB SY MILI

Aa kay ek bar mere man main

Aa kay ek bar mere man main sama k dekh. Tufano k rukh pe koi diya jala k dekh.. Hosla rakhte hain hum tum

A black man walks to a bar

A black man walks to a bar. a white man says: ‘colored people are not allowed in here.’ The black man says: ‘when i’m

R0se r laal sky neela ur

R0se r laal Sky r neela ur brain is Like khali Patila Bura man lia Ok R0se r Red Water is co0l I m

I have yet to hear a man

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem

There are two freedoms the false

There are two freedoms – the false, where a man is free to do what he likes; the true, where he is free to

A poor man says work is life

A Poor Man Says work is Life, A Rich man says money is life. But i say ‘MY FRIENDS’ are ‘MY LIFE’…

Beggar sir plz give me rs 6

Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee. Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend! Man: Wow! you too

Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt

Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man

Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7up

Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz….. Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas

Unmarried man mujhy shadi nahi karni orton

Unmarried man: Mujhy Shadi nahi karni Mujhy Orton se dar lagta hai. Married Man: Shadi kar lo Tumhe sirf 1 orat se dr lagy

There are two kinds of talents man made

There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you

A married man have an affair wth

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM

Ate jate anjan jhonkon man na jane

ate jate anjan jhonkon man na jane khan kho gai meri howa krte the jo kbe wo zindgi teri ho gai

New concepts1money cant buy happiness but somehow

New concepts1.Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle 2.Forgive yr enemies, but remember

He is a wise man who does

‘He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.’ (Epictetus)

Yeh pal lamha ek ansu bankar palko

Yeh pal Yeh lamha ek Ansu bankar palko mein machal gaya.. Thamna jo chaha meine jhat galo par fisal gaya.. Bahoot man karta mera

Thrice fairer than myself thus she began

‘Thrice fairer than myself,’ thus she began ‘The fields chief flower, sweet above compare, Stain to all nymphs, more lovely than a man, More

Teri ulfat man youn gozar di zindgi

‘Teri Ulfat man youn gozar di Zindgi apni…… Aa Ab Lot aa Tera’Mohsin’ By hal hi………’

Beautiful quote a proud man is

Beautiful Quote ‘A Proud Man Is Always Looking Down On Things & People …And Of Course, As Long As You’re Looking Down, You Can’t

A pathan goes to a hotel and

A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The

Faced with crisis the man of character

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back upon himself. Charles de Gaulle

This is a funny crime story

THIS IS A FUNNY CRIME STORY FIVE FRIENDS LIVED IN THE ROOM MAD BRAIN FOOL NOBODY SOMEBODY ON DAY SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY AT THAT

Aay musawar mery mehboob ki tasveer bana

Aay Musawar Mery Mehboob Ki Tasveer Bana…! Tuj Sy Ban Jay To Bigri Hui Taqdeer Bana…! Zulf Aisi Ho K Barsat B Pani Mangy…!

Ik din rasoolsaww ny shaitan ko kmzori

Ik din Rasool(S.A.W.W) ny Shaitan ko kmzori ki halat man dekha or wja pochi. Usny kaha aay Rasool e Khuda Ap(S.A.W.W)ki umat sy sakht

Is duniyaa men sab hain akele

is duniyaa me.n sab hai.n akele koii kisii kaa nahii.n kaisii mohabbat kasii vafaaye.n kaise pyaar ke sapane aaj Khayaalo.n me.n bhii nahii.n hai.n

Sawan ke pehlo barish jab hum tum

SaWan ke pehLo baRish jaB hum tuM bheeGa keRtaY theY SaRaK kinnary gandaY panni main JaB doNo uChla keRtaY theY Cheryoo’n Ko paKra keRtaY

Dont simply thank god that you have

Don’t simply thank God that you have much while others have little. Thank Him because He has chosen to bless you and in return

Every man regards his own life as

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time.

U do 100 gud things nobody remembersu

U Do 100 gud Things Nobody REMEMBERS! U Do 1 Thing Wrong! Nobdy FORGETS! It’s GOD Who Gives, GiVES & FORGIVES! It’s Man Who

1admi 1 lady se kehta he apke

1Admi 1 LADY se kehta he- Apke kitne BACHHE hai? LADY’10’ MAN-Yani apki ZAMiN acchi zarkez Hai. LADY-BEHANCHOD Meri ZAMiN zarkhez nahi,mera KiSAAN MEHANTi

Theif with a knife give all your

theif with a knife: Give all your money to me. Man: Do you know who I am..? I am the presiden of this country.

School a place where papa pays nd

‘School’ A place where Papa pays nd Son plays. ‘Life Insurance’ A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can

As widowers proverbially marry again so a

As widowers proverbially marry again, so a man with the habit of friendship always finds new friends. George Santayana

When a man holds woman hands

“When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Man chahe dholak ban dam khub bajau

Man chahe dholak ban, dam dam khub bajau Bin baat ki chinta kar, har pal shor machau Chal padu us raste par, jise chod

Love is swift of foot loves a

Love is Swift of foot: Love’s a man of War, And can Shoot, And can Hit From Far. Happy Valentine’s Day

Whats the moral of movie robot

What’s The Moral Of Movie ROBOT . . . ? ? . . . . . . . . . . . . .

After car accident american its fine

After Car Accident American: Its Fine Man… British: Im So Sorry… Chines: Are U Oky? Pakstani:O………., Andha Hai Kya, Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha

Ten little gigabytes waiting on line one

Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line one caught a virus, then there were nine. Nine little gigabytes, holding just the date, someone jambed a

A man asked i want peace

A man asked: I want peace The wise man replied: Remove the I this is Ego then remove want that is Desire nd Peace

Try not to become a man of

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. My facebook account http://www.facebook.com/people/Faisal-Hassan/100001827965509

Man beta ap k abu ghar per

Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain Man: acha apne bare bhai ko bulao Boy: wo

Give a man fish and you feed

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Fantastic definitions school a place where

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~ School: A place where papa pays & son plays 😀 Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so

1 man ap ka kutta to sher

1 Man: ap ka Kutta to sher jesa Lagta hy kya khilate ho? 2 Man: ye kameena sher hi hey, saala pyar wyaar k

The future does not belong to those

The future does not belong to those who are content with today, apathetic toward common problems and their fellow man alike, timid and fearful

Judge do you accept that stole money

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him? Man: No my lord, he gave it to me. Judge: When did he give

Baad berson en galion se ayi mere

baad berson en galion se ayi mere bachpan ki Mahek laga lo galay khushbo se mahekta aaj bhi wo chaman hai main ne khoya

The wise man must remember that while

The wise man must remember that while he is a descendant of the past, he is a parent of the future. Herbert Spencer

Tera pichla pyar yad karta hun aksar

Tera pichla pyar yad karta hun aksar. Tera hone ki justju karta hun aksar. Ab Aanso bhe meri ankhon me nahe aate, Rone k

Man jalva e ad rung hun

Ma¡n Jalva – E – §ad – Rung Hun, Ya Moj – E – §aßa Hun Ehsas K¡ Chokhat Py Khara §och Raha Hun

When titanic was sinkingm a man asked

When TITANIC was sinkingm, a man asked Sardar ji, how for LAND is?..? Sardar: 3 kms?.. Man jumped into the sea & asked: Which

Try not to become a man of

Try not to become a man of success But Rathertry to become a man of value….. (ALBERT EINSTINE)

Guzartay saal ki bas ye hi ek

GUZARTAY SAAL KI BAS YE HI EK DUA HAI HAR SAAL JAANAM TERE WAJOOD KI ROSHNI MERE GIRD UJALA BANI RAHAY MERA MAN ANGAN

Man jalva e ad rung hun

Ma¡n Jalva – E – §ad – Rung Hun, Ya Moj – E – §aßa Hun Ehsas K¡ Chokhat Py Khara §och Raha Hun

Tanha tanha rehny kodil karta hai jany

Tanha tanha rehny ko”Dil” karta hai Jany kun”Gum” saheny ko dil karta hai Teri “Ankhin” etni achi lagti hain Anson ban kar “Behny”ko dil

Tanhayon se hath milaae ak zamana beet

Tanhayon se hath milaae ak zamana beet gya, pat_jhar rut ko pas bulae ak zamana beet gaya, Aj hi me sb baten man k

80 year old man dr my 20year

80 Year old man Dr: My 20year old Wife is Pregnant I’m so Happy koi Advic Dy Dr: Ok 1 Qisa Suno 1 Shikari

Paas wo tne hy jase d aur

PAAS wo ¡tne hy ja¡se d¡£ aur dharkan, DEKHA to hum ma¡n faasla b bohut hy, M¡LNE k¡ tarha hum m¡£ na paye kab¡,

Any little way she could speak to

Any little way she could speak to him Was taken and used without a thought. Never were those few moments enough. In the end,

Nabi e rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany

Nabi e Rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany man Khana aur Qailola Nemaz e Juma k ba’ad kia jata tha. Trimzi:508 (MNZAIDI, voice of Islam

Farz karo tum chat per baithe apne

farz karo tum chat per baithe apne baal sukhatey hoo. farz karo ke dhoop ka us din kuch kuch rang gulaabi hooo. farz karo

Ye kamiabina izaat naam tum se hai

YE KAMIABINA YE IZAAT YE NAAM TUM SE HAI KHUDA NE JO BI DIA HAI MAQAM TUM SE HAI JAHAN JAHAN HAI MERI DUSHMNI

As george bernard shaw says every man

As George Bernard Shaw says “Every man over forty is a scoundrel” What more can I say? Happy anniversary, my dear friend!

He who does not know his own

He, who does not know his own worth is doomed to destruction Opportunity moves quickly and rarely comes back Good physical health comes from

Kuch is tarhan se hum madhosh ho

Kuch is tarhan se hum madhosh ho gaey hain Fikre mhash man kho gaey hin Pehley to zindagi ik shama ki manind thi Ab

Why does a man want to have

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment

Wo sawan ki rut thi barish ke

Wo Sawan Ki Rut Thi, Wo Barish Ke Din The Mile Sard Raton Mein Jab Hum Se Tum The….. Tha Bhiga Sa Aanchal, Thi

I look on that man as happy

I look on that man as happy, who, when there is question of success, looks into his work for a reply. Ralph Waldo Emerson

The gates of paradise will be opened

The gates of Paradise will be opened on Mondays and Thursdays and every servant of (Allah Subhanahu wa Ta’Ala) who associates nothing with Allah

Kudi py man itna ha kabi mur

Kudi py man itna ha kabi mur k nai dehka jesy kah dun k mera ha usy mera hona b parta ha

Maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k

maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro, ‘faraz’ lekin wo phr b kehti hai k MERA TAN

Kisi ko alvida kahna buht taklef dyta

kisi ko alvida kahna buht taklef dyta hy umedain tut jati hain yaqene beyaqeni ka zehar kuch aysa chrta hy dekhai kuch ni deta

Bewafa keh ke bulaya to bura man

Bewafa keh ke bulaya to bura man gayi, hum ne aiyna dikhaya to bura man gayi. unki har raat kati hai diwali ki tarah,

If a man character is to be

If a man character is to be abused there’s nobody like a relative to do the business. William Makepeace Thackeray

Aina kyun na dun k tamasha kahen

aina kyun na dun k tamasha kahen jise aisa kahan se laun k tujhsa kahen jise hasrat ne la rakha teri bazm-e-khayal mein guldasta-e-nigah

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi hoti Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti Nanhi chiti jab dana lekar chalti hai Chadti

Chalo mai man laiti hoon ye

chalo mai man laiti hoon ye kehna b tumhara ab k ye dunia buhat pyari hai is ko jee ker zara daikho suno..!! aik

No man can ever be satisfied with

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life. (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because there is always a

Height of shock unfortunate a

Height of shock & unfortunate: A newly married man travelling with his wife. He Dialled a no Of girl written in train’s toilet &

Man sardarji aapke pas mobile hai to

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi hoti Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti Nanhi chiti jab dana lekar chalti hai Chadti

Aaina kyu na doon ke tamasha kahe

Aaina kyu na doon ke tamasha kahe jise Aisa kaha se laau ke tujhasa kahe jise Hasrat ne la rakha teri bazm-e-khayal me Guldasta-e-nigaah

A man keep his wifes photo in

A man keep his wife’s photo in pocket ? Because when ever he is in trouble , he looks at the photo and think….

A man had his credit card stolen

‘A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.’

She was all alone in the home

sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET. SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME… HE

The fool doth think he is wisebut

‘The fool doth think he is wise,but the wise man knows himself to be a fool’

Yaad rakhna agr dunya man sukon hota

Yaad Rakhna! Agr dunya man sukon hota to log ‘ALLAH’ ko bhol jate Sukon to srf un logon ke pas hy jo ‘ALLAH’ki raza

Wo man jayin to kia hal hoga

WO MAN JAYIN TO KIA HAL HOGA MERE DIL KA !!!!!! WO JIS KA ROTHNA B DIL KO GAWARA NAHI LAGTA..

Once a wise man was asked

Once a wise man was asked: ‘ What is meaning of life?’ He replied: ‘ Life itself has no meaning. Life is an opportunity

How astonishing man is that he sees

How astonishing man is that he sEEs with fat, talks with a piece of flesh, hears with a bone and breathes through a hole

Meri ankhein khreedo gey boht mjb0or

Meri _ankhein_ khreedo gey..? boht mjb0or halat mei mujhy neelaam krni hain, koi mujh Se naqad le ley, mai thory daam le lo0n ga,

Tujhi fursat na mile parne ki

TUJHI FURSAT NA MILE PARNE KI FARAZ WARNA HUM TO TERE SHEHER MAN BIKTE RAHEN KITABON KI TARAH

Girl in a party to man excuse

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

One day a man inserted an advertisement

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the

Once a man wz walkin read

Once a man wz walkin & read dis writen on a wall’Qull huwaAllah ho ahad,Allah hu samad,Lam yalid Wa lam youlad,Wa lam yakoul lahu

A man goes to a shop i

A Man goes to a shop: “I need a ladies suit..?” Shopkeeper: “Sir, Begum kay liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon?”

Kabhi wo hum par jan diya karte

kabhi wo hum par jan diya karte the jo kehte the wo man liya karte the aj wo anjan samjh kar pas se guzar

Sanso ko tham lena dil sambhal lena

Sanso ko tham lena dil ko sambhal lena, Sanam tum mujhko dil se apna man lena. Kabhi jo ayegi judai ki ghari zindagi me

Kaare badarvaa aaye chaaii udaasii bhigii

kaare badarvaa aaye chaaii udaasii bhigii bhigii palaken hain pyaar kii pyaasii jab se gae ho chhoD ke hamako dil ko na jaane kyaa

Kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana

kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana chahiye pani ko ab to sar se guzar jana chahiye har bar aeriyon pe gira hai mera

Did u know meaning of women want

Did u know meaning of WOMEN? ‘W’ant ‘O’ne ‘M’an for ‘E’very ‘N’ight

A wise man thinks first and then

A wise man thinks first and then speaks and a fool speaks first and then thinks

A father means so many things understanding

A Father means so many things… A understanding heart, A source of strength and of support Right from the very start. A constant readiness

All of us have bad luck and

All of us have bad luck and good luck. The man who persists through the badluck who keeps right on going iz the man

1 police man sb mujh se darty

1) POLICE MAN: sb Mujh se darty hyn or me bivi se, 2) MOCHI: me juton ki marammat karta hun or bivi meri, 3)

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

Na chharr qissa e ulfat barr lamb

Na chha¡rr Qissa e Ulfat, Barr¡ Lamb¡ kahaan¡ hy. . . .¿ Ma¡n Zamaney se nah¡ Haara, GhALib K¡s¡ k¡ Baat Maan¡ hy. .

A man is not alone in the

A man is not alone in the company of a woman, except that the third of them is shaytaan [Tirmidhi]

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia aur kaha

Every man desperately needs a wife

Every man desperately needs a wife… . . Bcas everyday and every minutes, somthing goes wrong. . . For which he cant blame God

Girls are special ones created by god

Girls are special ones created by God.. if you praise her,she thinks you are tell’g lies if you dont, you are good for noth’g

It lies not in our power to

It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is overruled by fate. When two are stripped, long ere

Prophet muhammad pbuh said the strong

Prophet Muhammad PBUH Said! The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he

Tum abr r guraizaan homain sehra ki manind hoon

Tum abr-r-guraizaan ho,main sehra ki manind hoon do boond jo barso gay,baykaar main barso gay hai khushk bohat mitti,har simat bagolay hain sehra k

Aik larki train me bethi book parh

Aik Larki Train Me Bethi Book Parh Rhi Thi Book ka Nam Tha ‘THE MAN’ Pechy Pathan Behta Chupky Se Wo Book Parh Rha

Anger is a killing thing it kills

Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers 4 each rage leaves him less than he had been b4 it takes

Aaye tum yaad muje gaane lagi har

Aaye Tum Yaad Muje Gaane Lagi Har Dhadkan Khushbu Laayi Pawan, Mahekaya Chandan Jis Pal Naino Mei Sapna Tera Aaye Us Pal Mausam Par

Daaman e d se pat jate han yaad ke

DaAmaN-e-D¡£ Se £¡pat Jate Ha¡N YaAd Ke JugNoO, Log Kuch Aese Bh¡ Ha¡N, J¡N Ko Ma¡N Kabh¡ Bho0la Hi Nah¡..!!!!!

We are motivated by a keen desire

We are motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is the more he is inspired by glory. The very

the most touching lines written by

“ The most touching lines written by a man to his love- ‘Ever u miss me, never u cry! For a drop of tear