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They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped

the most touching lines written by

“ The most touching lines written by a man to his love- ‘Ever u miss me, never u cry! For a drop of tear

Ay auraton ki jamat sadqa kia kro

‘Ay Auraton ki Jamat Sadqa kia kro aur Astaghfaar ki kasrat kia kro Kiun keh man ne Dozakh man ziada Auraten daikhi hain’ Ibn

Bhaly dino ki bat hy bhali c

Bhaly dino ki bat hy bhali c aik shakal thi, na ye k husan tamam ho na daikhny me aam c, na ye k

A man without a goal is like

A man without a goal is like a ship without a rudder. Thomas Carlyle

Doctor implants new ear to a man

doctor implants new ear to a man Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman Dr: yes! but it makes no

Dedicte 2 all friends jb yaad

Dedicte 2 all friends Jb Yaad Ka Angn Kholon tu, Tum Log Bht Yaad aty Ho Mein guzry dino ko Sochon tu, Tum Log

The only guide to man is his

The only guide to man is his conscience; the only shield to his memory is the rectitude and sincerity of his actions. It is

Khuch nai mango manbus hay mera saonadunya

khuch nai mango man,bus hay mera saona,dunya sa kya lana bus chahyeah mera apna,dil say jo dua day.asa hay mera hamrahi.methi c saza day,asa

Gazal of my whole life written by

Gazal Of My Whole Life Written By Stifler SSK Main khayal hon kise aur ka, mujhi sochta koi aur han Saree aaiena mera akss

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi hoti Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti Nanhi chiti jab dana lekar chalti hai Chadti

Acha dost kitni daf eh qn an

acha dost kitni daf eh qn an roth jai usay man lena chiyeh. Qn k qn k woh manhos app k sary raaz khol

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

A happy man is a of honesty

A happy man is a man of honesty and sharp intelligence. So, congratulations on your anniversary, happy man! Goodness of heart eclipses the genius

I cant bear art that you can

I can’t bear art that you can walk round and admire. A book should be either a bandit or a rebel or a man

The fool doth think he is wisebut

‘The fool doth think he is wise,but the wise man knows himself to be a fool’

Meri aankhen rakh lo mujhe kuch khuwab

Meri Aankhen Rakh Lo Mujhe Kuch Khuwab dy do..! Jis Main Tumhari Jhalak Ho Aysa Ehsas Dy Do, Chalo Choro Sari Baten, Ik baat

Lucky is the man who first love

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a

All of us have bad luck and

All of us have bad luck and good luck. The man who persists through the bad luck — who keeps right on going —

Nise beshak yar gulab assa par mitti

Nise Beshak Yar Gulab Assa, Par Mitti dy Guldaan ta hy, Nise Khush Wasde CHAN Tai Wangoo , Tede Baajh Sajan Veeran ta hy,

One tourist from usa asked to sardar

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

No man in this world is rich

No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach. Have Good Day!

Shair arz kia ha usay kuch

SHAIR ARZ KIA HA USAY KUCH TARAS NA AYA MERE NAZUK DIL KO TORA MUJHE ZAKHAM DENE WALA TERI QUS MAN LORA

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

There is no need to count years

There is no need to count years. We have to count deeds. So let’s celebrate the deeds of our dear…… as a professional and

Every man regards his own life as

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time.

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi hoti Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti Nanhi chiti jab dana lekar chalti hai Chadti

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

Najane q meri shairi ka unwan ban

Najane q meri shairi ka unwan ban jate ho tum, Sub kuch jante howe bhi anjan ban jate ho tum, Na koi rishta hay

Ye dukhon ki lambi mosafaten kbhi

Ye Dukhon Ki Lambi Mosafaten, Kbhi Nafraten Kbhi Chahaten, Kahin Kar Na De Humain Phir Juda, MUJHE BHOOL JA MUJHE BHOOL JA.! Main Gharib

We do not want nowadays temples of

We do not want nowadays temples of worship and outward rites and ceremonies. What we really want is an Asram. We want a place

Hisabmath k ustadclass shagridon se tm ma

Hisab(math) k ustad(class k shagridon se): Tm ma se koi b muj se math ka sawal kre agr ma jwab na de ska to

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom

Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom raha tha k uss ne dekha k 1 Pathan sarak pe peshab kr raha hai Foriegner hairaan

A man jumpd into water didnt

A Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out Anothr Man Jumpd into Water Didnt Come Out A Pathan Scientst Was Watching Concluded ‘Humans r

Jab bhi manga v0hi j muqadar man

Jab bhi Manga, v0hi Manga, Jö Muqadar ma¡n Na tha…..,, apn¡ har ¡k Tamana sy, §h¡kayat ha¡ mujhy…….! G0od NiGht’ ‘ ‘

One day a man inserted an advertisement

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the

Im proof against that word failure ive

I’m proof against that word failure. I’ve seen behind it. The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to the

Kesc man bijli bnd krny ki niyat

K.E.S.C MAN. Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat:- Niyat Krta Hon Mein 2 Ghante Light Band Karne Ki Wastay Hukomat K Zulm Ghreeb Awam Par

Nabi e rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany

Nabi e Rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany man Khana aur Qailola Nemaz e Juma k ba’ad kia jata tha. Trimzi:508 (MNZAIDI, voice of Islam

Samina ke shadi me hoe itne phool

SAMINA ke shadi me hoe itne phool nichavar……….. camera man AHMAD FARAZ k sath GEo NEWS Peshawar…….

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

Al quran jo log meri ibadat se sartabi

Al-Quran: ‘Jo log meri Ibadat se sartabi kartay hain wo Anqareeb Zaleel ho kar Jhannam man dakhil hon ge’ Al-Momin:60 MNZAIDI voice of Truth

Mere sajde man kami tu na thi

MERE SAJDE MAN KAMI TU NA THI FARAZ KIA MHG SE BHE BAR KA KISE NA MANGA THA US KO.

Aay musawar mery mehboob ki tasveer bana

Aay Musawar Mery Mehboob Ki Tasveer Bana…! Tuj Sy Ban Jay To Bigri Hui Taqdeer Bana…! Zulf Aisi Ho K Barsat B Pani Mangy…!

There are two kinds of talents man made

There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you

Couple in train girlthere is pain

couple in train girl:there is pain in my hand boy kisses her hand girl:there is pain in my neck boy kisses her neck old

Thrice fairer than myself thus she began

‘Thrice fairer than myself,’ thus she began ‘The fields chief flower, sweet above compare, Stain to all nymphs, more lovely than a man, More

I look on that man as happy

I look on that man as happy, who, when there is question of success, looks into his work for a reply. Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man has more character in his

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty–he has suffered longer. Mae West

During survey yousaf raza gilani to

During Survey Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Aapko Kya Diya? Man: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Any man who can drive safely while

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

Whats the moral of movie robot

What’s The Moral Of Movie ROBOT . . . ? ? . . . . . . . . . . . . .

A man talked to allah and said

A man talked to ALLAH and said I Dun Love this Life! Its Not Beautiful.. ALLAH Said: Who Told U To Love Life.. Love

A one line advertisement by a married

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.:-)

Uske haathon pe heena paaoon men payal

Uske Haatho’n Pe Heena Paaoo’n Me’n Payal Hogi Ek Deewar Magar Beech Me’n Hayal Hogi Uske Jalwo’n Ke BohAt Paas Ma’n Hunga Lekin Wo

Terna hai to beech man aa kinaron

terna hai to beech man aa kinaron pe kya rakha hai pyar karna hai to baghon main aa ishaaron main kya rakha hai

Jab saawan rimjhim barstaa haitab mera rom

jab saawan rimjhim barstaa hai,tab mera rom rom khil uthtaa hai. saamne hote ho jab tum mere, mera man tumhaare deedaar ke liye tarstaa

Man us ko na chahon to kea

man us ko na chahon to kea kron ‘Naeem’ meri chaht , meri manzil hai wo

Doctor implants a new ear to man

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man. Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman?s ear Doctor: It makes no difference Man: It

Boss tm kitni salary chahte ho

Boss: Tm kitni Salary Chahte ho.? Man: 50,000+Car+Flat Boss: Ma Tmhen 1Lac+2Cars+ 3Flats Donga Man:Sir Q Mazaq kr Rhy hain Boss: Shuru kisny kia

Ladies were fighting for the seat in

Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus, Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all. At last

Tujhi fursat na mile parne ki

TUJHI FURSAT NA MILE PARNE KI FARAZ WARNA HUM TO TERE SHEHER MAN BIKTE RAHEN KITABON KI TARAH

A msg to mankind when d

A MSG TO MANKIND: WheN d Last Tree Is Cut N Last River Is PoisoNed, MaN Will Realise That He CaN’t Eat His MoNey!!

Aina kyun na dun k tamasha kahen

aina kyun na dun k tamasha kahen jise aisa kahan se laun k tujhsa kahen jise hasrat ne la rakha teri bazm-e-khayal mein guldasta-e-nigah

Tum bin meri zat adhuri jaisy koi

Tum Bin Meri Zat ADHURI… Jaisy Koi Baat ADHURI… Hijr K Sare Din Han Poorey… Lakin Hay Hr Raat ADHURI… Lafzon Ki Gehrai Man

Mohabbat ka aseer hona bhi ajab tamaasha

MOHABBAT KA ASEER HONA BHI AJAB TAMAASHA HAI JO LABB KUSHAAYI KERTA HAI WOHI CHOAT KHAATA HAI DIL SE DOOR HONAY TAK KHOON KE

Azeem log baten jisne buri khawahish

Azeem log Azeem Baten: ‘Jisne buri khawahish se kisi aurat ko daikha wo apny dil man us se Zina kar chuka’ Hazrat Eesa A.S

God gave women intuition and femininity used

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man i’ve ever met.’ ~ Happy Womens day

A man keep his wifes photo in

A man keep his wife’s photo in pocket ? Because when ever he is in trouble , he looks at the photo and think….

A man had his credit card stolen

A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Jis tarah ki hain ye diraven dar

jis tarah ki hain ye diraven ye dar jaisa bhi hai sar chipane ko mayassar to hai ghar jaisa bhi hai us ko mujh

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

Mene usy kitni bar kaha k din

Mene usy kitni bar kaha k din mai 8,9 glass pani pya karo Faraz MGR wo phir b kehti ha k MERA TAN MAN

Muje zabt e gham pe naaz tha sre bzme

muje zabt-e-gham pe naaz tha sre bzme raat ye kya hua, meri ankh kase chalk pri muje gham hua bura hua, muje jo b

The brave man dies for honour and

The brave man dies for honour and the coward for bread. Mean men admire wealth, great men glory.

bebasi mosam badal gaye zamaanay

,*, BEBASI ,*, Mosam badal gaye zamaanay badal gaye, Lamhon me dost barson puranay badal gaye, Din bhar rahay jo meri mohabat ki chaaon

P1 270 man roman kaleesa ka aik

p1. 270 man Roman kaleesa ka aik Rahib jiska naam Valentine tha wo apny kaleesa (church) ki Rahiba k ishq man mubtila ho gia

Man sir my wife is missing postmasterbhai

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin

Be always at war with your vices

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man.

Kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana

kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana chahiye pani ko ab to sar se guzar jana chahiye har bar aeriyon pe gira hai mera

The superior man blames himself the

‘The superior man blames himself. The inferior man blames others.’ – Don Shula

If one night a big fat man

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told

Mujhay ab pta chaa k man ks

Mujhay ab pta cha£a k ma¡N k¡S Qadar TAnha ho0n,,, ~~~^dost^~~~ Peechy jo pa£at k da¡khon to Saya b Mo0u pha¡r £eta ha¡.

only one man in a thousand

? Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow the women. *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

Pagal guriya chalo mai man laiti

[pagaL GurIyA] chalo mai man laiti hoon ye kehna b tumhara ab k ye dunia buhat pyari hai is ko jee ker zara daikho

A successful man is one who can

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

Punctuation power an english professor wrote the

PUNCTUATION POWER: An English professor wrote the words: ‘A woman without her man is nothing ‘ & Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

No man can ever be satisfied with

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life. (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because there is always a

Na chharr qissa e ulfat barr lamb

Na chha¡rr Qissa e Ulfat, Barr¡ Lamb¡ kahaan¡ hy. . . .¿ Ma¡n Zamaney se nah¡ Haara, GhALib K¡s¡ k¡ Baat Maan¡ hy. .

Why does a man want to have

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment

Bhikari saab rs6 dedo chai pini he

BHIKARI: Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he MAN: kyo? chai to 3 ki hoti hai. B: Saath me giflfriend b hai M: Bhikari hokar

Maan ki mamta kitani bholi pyaari duniya

~maan ki mamta kitani bholi kitani pyaari~ ~duniya mein ha sabse nyaari~ ~sabse bholi sabse pyaari~ ~maan ki mamta kitani pyaari~ ~mujhko deti hai

jb yad ka qissa kholun to

*’* Jb yad ka qissa kholun to.. Kuch dost buht yad aaty hen Men guzry pal jo sochon to… Kuch dost buht yad aaty

Chalo mai man laiti hoon ye

chalo mai man laiti hoon ye kehna b tumhara ab k ye dunia buhat pyari hai is ko jee ker zara daikho suno..!! aik

Judgewhy did u shoot ur wife instead

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man

Zara sa dhiyan rakh lena meri pehli

Zara Sa Dhiyan Rakh Lena Meri Pehli Muhabbat Hai, Wafa Ka Man Rakh Lena Meri Pehli Muhabbat Hai, Kahan Is Umer Mein Hum Bhais

Plumber pipe naya laga diya hai aur

Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai. Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata. .

Tanha tanha rehny kodil karta hai jany

Tanha tanha rehny ko”Dil” karta hai Jany kun”Gum” saheny ko dil karta hai Teri “Ankhin” etni achi lagti hain Anson ban kar “Behny”ko dil

Only man knows a mans nature customer

Only man knows a Man`s nature.. Customer: I need a Ladies suit… shopkeeper: Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon? 🙂 (03006329056)

Wo sawan ki rut thi barish ke

Wo Sawan Ki Rut Thi, Wo Barish Ke Din The Mile Sard Raton Mein Jab Hum Se Tum The….. Tha Bhiga Sa Aanchal, Thi

U do 100 gud things nobody remembersu

U Do 100 gud Things Nobody REMEMBERS! U Do 1 Thing Wrong! Nobdy FORGETS! It’s GOD Who Gives, GiVES & FORGIVES! It’s Man Who

An old man in love is like

“An old man in love is like a flower in winter” GOOD NITE

Old man school ke principle se

Old man school ke principle se: Zara raja ko bula dein. Principle: Aap kon? Old man: Mein us ka dada. Princple: Woh chutti le

Bhuja k taaq ki shamain na dakh

bhuja k taaq ki shamain na dakh taroon ko, isi janoon main to barbad ghar hmare hue, ab wo etmaad fraz kahan se laen

Daaman e d se pat jate han yaad ke

DaAmaN-e-D¡£ Se £¡pat Jate Ha¡N YaAd Ke JugNoO, Log Kuch Aese Bh¡ Ha¡N, J¡N Ko Ma¡N Kabh¡ Bho0la Hi Nah¡..!!!!!

Commitment means that it is possible for

Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement

Khwahshon k angan man raat din bseray

Khwah¡shon k Angan ma¡n raat din bseray thay, Titliyan tumhari th¡ aur phool mere thay, Chand asmano se jb zamin pe utra tha, Dekhnay

It is always right that a man

it is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.

Al hadees tum sedhy rastay pe rho miayana

Al-Hadees ‘Tum sedhy rastay pe rho, Miayana ravi ikhtiyar kro aur Subah Sham aur Raat man kuch Ibadat kro Tum Manzil maqsud tk paunch

God made man and then rested women

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

Try not to become a man of

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. My facebook account http://www.facebook.com/people/Faisal-Hassan/100001827965509

Meri ankhein khreedo gey boht mjb0or

Meri _ankhein_ khreedo gey..? boht mjb0or halat mei mujhy neelaam krni hain, koi mujh Se naqad le ley, mai thory daam le lo0n ga,

Every man has his faultand honesty is

‘Every man has his fault,and honesty is his’

Call band song ye pal guzaray

Call Band Song Ye Pal Guzaray Ga ye Pal Guzaray Ga ye Pal Guzaray Ga ye Pal Guzaray Ga ye Pal Guzaray Ga ye

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

Very spcl gud morning of today ramzan

Very spcl Gud morning of today. Ramzan ki 4rth sehri apko mubarak ho. Allah apko is Ramzan ki tmam sehrian naseeb farmay aameen. aur

A wise man thinks first and then

A wise man thinks first and then speaks and a fool speaks first and then thinks

Farz karo tum chat per baithe apne

farz karo tum chat per baithe apne baal sukhatey hoo. farz karo ke dhoop ka us din kuch kuch rang gulaabi hooo. farz karo

Think 100 times before you take a

“Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man.”

It lies not in our power to

It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is overruled by fate. When two are stripped, long ere

Pathan was kissing a girl inside car

Pathan was Kissing a Girl inside a Car Police Man:Kya kar rahe ho? Pathan:Nazar nahi aa raha? Police Man: Mera number kab aaye ga?

Each year one vicious habit rooted out

Each year one vicious habit rooted out, in time might make the worst man good throughout. Benjamin Franklin

A failure is a man who has

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience. Elbert Hubbard

Sardi ki dhoop main gun gun man

Sardi Ki Dhoop Main, Gun Gun, Man Mera Gaaye Ajj Aa Ja Sanam Kahin Se, Bahon Mai Lo Mujhe Chupaye Madhoshi Is Sard Dhoop

Girlbook store me sales man se

Girl:book store me sales man se , kia apke pas ye kitab he:- ”larkiyan zaheen hoti hain” Sales man: madam lateefon ki kitaben doosri

Beautiful quote a proud man is

Beautiful Quote ‘A Proud Man Is Always Looking Down On Things & People …And Of Course, As Long As You’re Looking Down, You Can’t

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. Andre Gide

Girl in a party to man excuse

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

Woman is like blue tooth u

Woman is like blue tooth , U r next 2 her, she stays connected, u go away, she finds new device Man is like

Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan e man

Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do Apni muskurahatain apna bholapun day do Apni ankhain baksh do apna husn nawaz do Apna

Tery liye palkon ki chaun main bichaun

Tery Liye Palkon Ki Chaun Main Bichaun Ga, Tery Liye Sapnon ka Gaun Main Basaun Ga, Dil Ki Tamanna Hai Tery Sath Rehna hai,