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Na th 0r k0 bh ranjshan srf

Na Th¡ 0r k0¡ bh¡ RanJ¡Sha¡n s¡rF AadTo0n Ma¡n Farak Tha, ‘Mohs¡N’ K Usay PasaNd Th¡ Sh0kh¡yaAN 0r Mujhy SaAdg¡ pE NaAz Tha..!!!!!

Wife is dreaming in the middle of

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night And suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband iz back. Man gets up, jumps out of

Aao to bataayen tum ko kya

Aao to bataayen Tum ko… kya cheez mohbat hoti hai. insan k d¡l per insan ki… pakeeza hakumt hoti hai kuch husn ma¡n sajawat

Kon kehta hai shararat se tumein dekhtey

kon kehta hai shararat se tumein dekhtey hain jaan e man ham to mohabbat se tumhein dekhtey hain tum ko maaloom nahi tum ho

Great quotation forever a man asked

Great quotation Forever! A Man Asked A Sculptorist: ‘How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?’ He Replied: ‘Idols & Images Are Already

Did u know meaning of women want

Did u know meaning of WOMEN? ‘W’ant ‘O’ne ‘M’an for ‘E’very ‘N’ight

A bus full of mother in laws was going

A bus full of Mother-in-Laws was going around the islands. The bus crashed and everyone died, people cried for a week. A man was

1 dabang 2 loser no 1 3

(1) dabang (2) loser no 1 (3) charsi lover (4) dost no 1 (5) man of turth (6) gango mochi (7) faltu

An old man in love is like

“An old man in love is like a flower in winter” GOOD NITE

Ye dukhon ki lambi mosafaten kbhi

Ye Dukhon Ki Lambi Mosafaten, Kbhi Nafraten Kbhi Chahaten, Kahin Kar Na De Humain Phir Juda, MUJHE BHOOL JA MUJHE BHOOL JA.! Main Gharib

Aaye tum yaad muje gaane lagi har

Aaye Tum Yaad Muje Gaane Lagi Har Dhadkan Khushbu Laayi Pawan, Mahekaya Chandan Jis Pal Naino Mei Sapna Tera Aaye Us Pal Mausam Par

A boy is sitting in a park

A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree wid his girl friend old man: bete, kya ye hamari tehzib hai ? boy:

Man cn nvr forget 2 face in

Man cn Nvr Forget 2 Face in his whole Life…. -D 1 Who HOLDS his hand in Difficult Time. -D other Who LEAVES Him

rasoolullahsawny farmaya deen manhr nya

* ~*~Rasoolullah~*~(s.a.w)ny farmaya: (deen man)hr nya eejad krda kam bid’at hy aur hr bidat gumrahi hy aur hr gumrahi dozakh man ly jany wali

Sardar english k paper mein fail ho

Sardar English k Paper mein Fail ho gya. Translations ki wjah se: 1. Main aik Aam Admi hoon. (I am a Mango man) 2.

The only guide to man is his

The only guide to man is his conscience; the only shield to his memory is the rectitude and sincerity of his actions. It is

Height of shame a girl with

Height of Shame: A Girl with her Face Covered on a Bus Stop. A Man on a Bike Stops and Says: Chalti Hai Kya?

Doctor implants new ear to a man

doctor implants new ear to a man Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman Dr: yes! but it makes no

A man is like a fraction

A man is like a fraction whose numerator is wh8 He is & whose denominator is wh8 He thinks of Himself. Larger the denominator,

A diplomat is a man who always

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Hr lmh 1 khyl khyl swl

Hr Lämhå 1 Khyàl, Hr Khyäl 1 Säwål, Hr Swål 1 Jwàb, Hr Jwàb 1 Uméd, Hr Uméd 1 Säpnä, Hr Såpnà 1 Armän,

Doctor to girl doctor tum ne

Doctor to Girl Doctor: Tum ne itny old man se shadi kar li Girl: Saly mare abu ne kaha tha old is Gold bs

Karo dosti sach say ghoot ko bhool

Karo Dosti sach say ghoot ko bhool jaoo, rakho khyal man baap ka ghairoon ko bhool jaoo. karay jo sitam tum per usay bhool

Manzilain bhi us ki theen rasta ka

Manzilain bhi us ki theen, Rasta bhi us ka tha, Aik main akela tha, Qafla bhi us ka tha, Sath Sath Chalnay ki, Soach

A man in usa sees a dog

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a lady. He kicks the dog it dies.Newspaper report: ‘LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG’. Man

Tera pichla pyar yad karta hun aksar

Tera pichla pyar yad karta hun aksar. Tera hone ki justju karta hun aksar. Ab Aanso bhe meri ankhon me nahe aate, Rone k

Chalo mai man laiti hoon ye

chalo mai man laiti hoon ye kehna b tumhara ab k ye dunia buhat pyari hai is ko jee ker zara daikho suno..!! aik

The md was walking in the factory

The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him,

Hay jan ki qeemat itni or

‘Hay Jan ki qeemat itni or Iman ki qeemat itni hay Bik jay gi ghairat itnay main Or qaumi hammiat itnay main In nirkhon

Sanso ko tham lena dil sambhal lena

Sanso ko tham lena dil ko sambhal lena, Sanam tum mujhko dil se apna man lena. Kabhi jo ayegi judai ki ghari zindagi me

He is a wise man who does

‘He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.’ (Epictetus)

Man outside phone booth excuse me

Man outside phone booth : Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven’t spoken a word… .. Man inside

A man u cheated me shopkeeper no

A MAN: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says

A long nose man married to a

A long nose man married to a long nose woman they got a baby, nurse come n said:mubarak ho apko NAAK hoi hai sath

Friendship is to be purchased only by

Friendship is to be purchased only by friendship. A man may have authority over others, but he can never have their hearts but by

Shama us rah pr jali hai abi

SHAMA US RAH PR JALI HAI ABI RANJ KI SHAB KAHAN DHALI HAI ABI GUL KHILY HAIN TUMHARI AHAT SY ANKH MEHTAB SY MILI

Mere sajde man kami tu na thi

MERE SAJDE MAN KAMI TU NA THI FARAZ KIA MHG SE BHE BAR KA KISE NA MANGA THA US KO.

Man wo ha jo apni har khoshi

MAN WO HA JO APNI HAR KHOSHI APNI OLAD PAR NICHAWAR KAR DATI HA BELA KISI MONAFE K MAN JANAT HA MAN PIYAR KA

Girls are special ones created by god

Girls are special ones created by God.. if you praise her,she thinks you are tell’g lies if you dont, you are good for noth’g

A man had his credit card stolen

‘A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.’

Police man jail mai kese aye

Police man : jail mai kese aye? Sardar : media ki Larki interview kar rahi thi, Us k seenay par ‘PRESS’ likha hua tha,

Mere lab ki har sada min

Mere Lab Ki Har Sada Min Tu Hay, Mere Sajdo Ki Har Duwa Min Tu Hay, Jan -e- Man Tujhe Yaqeen Dilain Kise, Mere

In this world man is a target

In this world, man is a target of death, an easy prey to calamities, here every morsel and every draught is liable to choke

A wise man makes his own decisions

A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion. Chinese proverb

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi hoti Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti Nanhi chiti jab dana lekar chalti hai Chadti

Hasrat hay tumhari deed karain tum

Hasrat Hay Tumhari Deed Karain Tum Aao To Hum Bhi Eid Karain… Kuch Dair To Dil Ko Chain Milay Kuch Roz To Man Ka

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

ek baar kaho tum meri ho

{#^ Ek Baar Kaho Tum Meri Ho^#} Hum ghoom chukay Basti ban main, Ik aas ki phansi liye man main. Koi saajan ho, Koi

Uss ki hasti main uttar janay ko

Uss Ki Hasti Main Uttar Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hai Kaam Mushkil Sahi Ker Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hai Shok-e-awargi Itna Hai K Ab

Aaj ka pyaar man ki aasha

Aaj Ka Pyaar Man ki aasha Tan ka pyaar Ishq hai ek vyapaar Sauda hota hai Anmol rishton ka Kisi ki chahat ka Kisi

Commitment means that it is possible for

Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement

Meri ankhein khreedo gey boht mjb0or

Meri _ankhein_ khreedo gey..? boht mjb0or halat mei mujhy neelaam krni hain, koi mujh Se naqad le ley, mai thory daam le lo0n ga,

Jab yaadon kay dareechay kholon to

Jab yaadon kay dareechay kholon to kuch log buhat yaad atay hain Main apna maazi sochon to kuch log buhat yaad atay hain, Ab

Tumhain dekhataa hoon jab paas se

Tumhain dekhataa hoon Jab paas se main, Kuchh ek saans letaa hoon Vishwaas se main Samandar samandar Kaha.n tak chaloonga, Tanha raat bhar yoon

Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak

Shayed tumhare pas hon ab tak.. Wo “valentine“ k tuhfe mere.. Or shayed k tum na boole ho ge.. Wo zamana humari mohabat ka..

Every man desperately needs a wife

Every man desperately needs a wife… . . Bcas everyday and every minutes, somthing goes wrong. . . For which he cant blame God

Dedicte 2 all friends jb yaad

Dedicte 2 all friends Jb Yaad Ka Angn Kholon tu, Tum Log Bht Yaad aty Ho Mein guzry dino ko Sochon tu, Tum Log

Kia lutf e eid aap agar mujh se door

kia lutf-e-EID aap agar mujh se door hain. guzre ga rozee EID tasawor man aap ke.

Assalam o alaikum wa rehmatullah eid milad jo

Assalam-o-Alaikum wa rehmatullah Eid milad jo log manate hain wo mutawajja ho ke ye eid milad islam me jaiz nahi hai ye biddat he

The first man to reach north pole

The first man to reach North Pole was Rear Admiral Robert E. Peary

The man who trims himself to suit

The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away. (Charles Schwab)

Q what do you call a man

Q: What do you call a man who can’t hear anything? Sardar: Anything you want because he can’t hear na!!!

Man sardarji aapke pas mobile hai to

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai

Aik chand si soorat man bha gayi

Aik Chand si Soorat man bha gayi Voh kiya aayi ke dil ko chura gayi Wada chahat ka karkay dil jit liya Mairi khizan

Kitni aasani se us ny likh dia

KITNI AASANI SE US NY LIKH DIA HY ‘ JANE MAN’ MEHSOOS MAT KARNA ‘MAGAR’ IN DINO BEEMAR B HOON OR KUCH HALAAT B

Jab ishq ke arman jal jata han

JAB ISHQ KE ARMAN JAL JATA HAN NA JANE KUNE LOG BADAL JATEN HAN KARNA HM SA MUHABBAT ZARA SOOCH K…??? HM WAFAON MAN

It is better for a man to

It is better for a man to give one dirham as Sadqa during his lifetime than to give a hundred at the time of

Narrated ali bin abi talib one

Narrated ‘Ali bin Abi Talib One night Allah’s Apostle came to me and Fatima, the daughter of the Prophet and asked, ‘Won’t you pray

Farz karo tum chat per baithe apne

farz karo tum chat per baithe apne baal sukhatey hoo. farz karo ke dhoop ka us din kuch kuch rang gulaabi hooo. farz karo

Customer waiter asi chaai pilao kay

customer : waiter asi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay waiter: Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay

India me ik new canima khula jis

India me ik new canima khula jis ka naam ‘GHANDHI KI DHOTI’ Rakha gaya, Jb koi new film ati to uska poster kuch is

Wohi raaton ki bedaari hai ab tak

Wohi Raaton ki bedaari hai ab tak, Tamanna ka safar Jaari hai ab tak, Khayal_e_zabt aur tark_e_talluq, Yehi pathar bohat bhari hai ab tak,

Meri aankhen rakh lo mujhe kuch khuwab

Meri Aankhen Rakh Lo Mujhe Kuch Khuwab dy do..! Jis Main Tumhari Jhalak Ho Aysa Ehsas Dy Do, Chalo Choro Sari Baten, Ik baat

A failure is a man who has

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience. Elbert Hubbard

Mohabbat ka aseer hona bhi ajab tamaasha

MOHABBAT KA ASEER HONA BHI AJAB TAMAASHA HAI JO LABB KUSHAAYI KERTA HAI WOHI CHOAT KHAATA HAI DIL SE DOOR HONAY TAK KHOON KE

A wise man thinks first and then

A wise man thinks first and then speaks and a fool speaks first and then thinks

There is a great man who makes

There is a great man who makes every man feel small. But the real great man is the man who makes every man feel

Tum bin meri zat adhuri jaisy koi

Tum Bin Meri Zat ADHURI… Jaisy Koi Baat ADHURI… Hijr K Sare Din Han Poorey… Lakin Hay Hr Raat ADHURI… Lafzon Ki Gehrai Man

Judge do you accept that stole money

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him? Man: No my lord, he gave it to me. Judge: When did he give

Man at medical storei need poison chemist

Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I

w o m a n

~*~ W O M A N ~*~ The Lifetime Of A Boy To Man … …I Was Born, A Woman Was There To Hold

A man with outward courage dares to

A man with outward courage dares to die. A man with inward courage dares to live.

A wise man was asked what is

A Wise Man was Asked: “What is Meaning of Life..?” He said: “Life itself has No Meaning..Life is An Opportunity to Create a Meaning..”

It is always right that a man

it is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.

Man is a history making creature who can

Man is a history-making creature who can neither repeat his past nor leave it behind.

There is no need to count years

There is no need to count years. We have to count deeds. So let’s celebrate the deeds of our dear…… as a professional and

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

The word w0man has man in itfemale

The word ‘w0man’ has ‘man’ in it. ‘female’ has ‘male’ in it. ‘she’ has ‘he’ in it. C0nclusi0n:Boyz r alwayz in the girlz hand:)GÉO

Think 100 times before you take a

Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man’. M.A.Jinah

Al hadees tum sedhy rastay pe rho miayana

Al-Hadees ‘Tum sedhy rastay pe rho, Miayana ravi ikhtiyar kro aur Subah Sham aur Raat man kuch Ibadat kro Tum Manzil maqsud tk paunch

Jab maine tujhko dekha main chaahne laga

Jab Maine Tujhko Dekha, Main Tujhko Chaahne Laga, Tera Hi Chehra Mere Khwabon Mein Aane Laga, Dekha Jo Man Ke Sheeshe Mein, Toh Khud

Laho lahan charagon k sar mly hen

Laho Laha’n Charagon K Sar M¡ly He¡n Mujhy, Tmhary Shehar Me A¡sy Ghar M¡ly Ha¡n Mujhy, Mujhy Btao K Agar Ghonslay Salamat Thy, Hawa

Qiayamat qaim na hogi yahan tk keh

Qiayamat Qaim na hogi yahan tk keh tum apne Hukmran Qatl kro aur apas man baham laro aur tum man badtreen log Hukrmran hon’

Wo sawan ki rut thi barish ke

Wo Sawan Ki Rut Thi, Wo Barish Ke Din The Mile Sard Raton Mein Jab Hum Se Tum The….. Tha Bhiga Sa Aanchal, Thi

School a place where papa pays nd

‘School’ A place where Papa pays nd Son plays. ‘Life Insurance’ A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

A man can love a million

A MAN can love a MILLION GIRLS, But only a REAL man can LOVE ONE GIRL in a million ways!

Impossible is nothing when a man tries

Impossible is nothing when a man tries… . . .. . . . . . . . . . . or when woman cries.

Nabi e rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany

Nabi e Rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany man Khana aur Qailola Nemaz e Juma k ba’ad kia jata tha. Trimzi:508 (MNZAIDI, voice of Islam

Accidents try to change them its

Accidents, try to change them — it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man. Pablo Picasso

Judgewhy did u shoot ur wife instead

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man

Give a man fish and you feed

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

As widowers proverbially marry again so a

As widowers proverbially marry again, so a man with the habit of friendship always finds new friends. George Santayana

Try not to become a man of

Try not to become a man of success But Rathertry to become a man of value….. (ALBERT EINSTINE)

A poor man says work is life

A Poor Man Says work is Life, A Rich man says money is life. But i say ‘MY FRIENDS’ are ‘MY LIFE’…

Quaid e azam muhammad ali jinnah

Quaid E Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah Islamic Socialism You are only voicing my sentiments and the sentiments of millions of Musalmans when you say

Al quran aur agr musalmaanon ke 2

Al-Quran: ‘aur agr Musalmaanon ke 2 garoh aapas man (hi) lar jain to in ke darmiyan sulah kara diya kro’ (Al-Hujrat:9)

The story behind ladies first long

The Story behind ‘Ladies First.’ Long ago, a man & woman were madly in love. They wanted to marry. Parents did not approve. They

80 yr old man dr meri 20

80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno 1 shikari shikar

Beautiful thought ek shaks tha jis

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!! Ek Shaks tha Jis Ki Adat thi K Wo Rastay Man Milnay Walay Har Shaks Ko SALAM Karta tha, Par Ek Shaks

All of us have bad luck and

All of us have bad luck and good luck. The man who persists through the bad luck — who keeps right on going —

hayat e dard ko aaluda e

*’* Hayat E Dard Ko Aaluda e Nishat Na Kr, Ye Karobar Koi Karobar Agr Hai B *’* Ye Imtiaz e Man O Tu

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

A person went to his neighbour where

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her

1admi 1 lady se kehta he apke

1Admi 1 LADY se kehta he- Apke kitne BACHHE hai? LADY’10’ MAN-Yani apki ZAMiN acchi zarkez Hai. LADY-BEHANCHOD Meri ZAMiN zarkhez nahi,mera KiSAAN MEHANTi

Any little way she could speak to

Any little way she could speak to him Was taken and used without a thought. Never were those few moments enough. In the end,

Daaman e d se pat jate han yaad ke

DaAmaN-e-D¡£ Se £¡pat Jate Ha¡N YaAd Ke JugNoO, Log Kuch Aese Bh¡ Ha¡N, J¡N Ko Ma¡N Kabh¡ Bho0la Hi Nah¡..!!!!!

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

P1 270 man roman kaleesa ka aik

p1. 270 man Roman kaleesa ka aik Rahib jiska naam Valentine tha wo apny kaleesa (church) ki Rahiba k ishq man mubtila ho gia

Ek pathan apna mobile qabristan men dafna

Ek Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha..Man: Ye kya kar rahe ho?....Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho

Labon ki sersarahat se badan k choor

Labon ki sersarahat se. badan k choor hony tak. Man tujh ko is tarah chahoon. K meri saans ruk jaye. Khataon par khata’ain hon.

A woman is like bluetooth you

A Woman Is Like BLUETOOTH. . . You r Next To Her, She Stays Connected. You Go Away, She Finds New Devices . .

If one night a big fat man

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told

How many loved your moments of glad

How many loved your moments of glad grace, And loved your beauty with love false or true, But one man loved the pilgrim Soul

New concepts1money cant buy happiness but somehow

New concepts1.Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle 2.Forgive yr enemies, but remember

My story of success in 1995

My story of success In 1995 i was a baby.. . . But . . Now, in 2011, I have the ability to produce

The best friend is the man who

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.

Commitment means that it is possible for

Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement

A poor man says work is life

‘A poor man says: ‘work is life’ A rich man says: ‘money is life’ A lover says: ‘love is life’ BUT…. I Say.? ‘My

A pathan goes to a hotel and

A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The

A man accused of theft was appearing

A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge. ‘Your Honor,’ his lawyer said, ‘I feel it is very unfair for my client

jb yad ka qissa kholun to

*’* Jb yad ka qissa kholun to.. Kuch dost buht yad aaty hen Men guzry pal jo sochon to… Kuch dost buht yad aaty

I hope shall always possess firmness and

I hope I shall always possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of