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Azeem log baten jisne buri khawahish

Azeem log Azeem Baten: ‘Jisne buri khawahish se kisi aurat ko daikha wo apny dil man us se Zina kar chuka’ Hazrat Eesa A.S

Police man jail mai kese aye

Police man : jail mai kese aye? Sardar : media ki Larki interview kar rahi thi, Us k seenay par ‘PRESS’ likha hua tha,

Ate jate anjan jhonkon man na jane

ate jate anjan jhonkon man na jane khan kho gai meri howa krte the jo kbe wo zindgi teri ho gai

It is from numberless diverse acts of

It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal,

A man to sardar lets play chess

A man to sardar: lets to play Chess. Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes.

The wise man must remember that while

The wise man must remember that while he is a descendant of the past, he is a parent of the future. Herbert Spencer

Old man school ke principle se

Old man school ke principle se: Zara raja ko bula dein. Principle: Aap kon? Old man: Mein us ka dada. Princple: Woh chutti le

Girl in a party to man excuse

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye):

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

Happy valentines day from me to you

Happy Valentines Day from me to you. So glad i sent a card to you. You know how I feel you know what i

Marriage its an agreement in which a

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Sahil labon ki sersarahat se badan

,,SAHIL,, Labon ki sersarahat se. badan k choor hony tak. Man tujh ko is tarah chahoon. K meri saans ruk jaye. Khataon par khata’ain

Man chahe dholak ban dam khub bajau

Man chahe dholak ban, dam dam khub bajau Bin baat ki chinta kar, har pal shor machau Chal padu us raste par, jise chod

A man went 2 a pet shop

A man went 2 a pet shop. He saw a parrot n said If u giv correct answr of my question, I ll buy

Lucky is the man who first love

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

Jenday man day andar aal e nabi

Jenday Man Day Andar Aal e Nabi (A.S) Da Aehtiram Nahi Howay Koi Bashar Mola Ali (A.S) Da Jay Ghulam Nahi Bhawein Koi Howay

When a man spends to support his

When a man spends to support his family hoping (for Allah’s reward) it is counted for him as sadaqah. Bukhari,Muslim

After car accident american its fine

After Car Accident American: Its Fine Man… British: Im So Sorry… Chines: Are U Oky? Pakstani:O………., Andha Hai Kya, Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha

jb yad ka qissa kholun to

*’* Jb yad ka qissa kholun to.. Kuch dost buht yad aaty hen Men guzry pal jo sochon to… Kuch dost buht yad aaty

A successful man is one who can

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck

Beautiful thought ek shaks tha jis

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!! Ek Shaks tha Jis Ki Adat thi K Wo Rastay Man Milnay Walay Har Shaks Ko SALAM Karta tha, Par Ek Shaks

May allah have mercy on a man

May Allah have mercy on a man who is kind when he buys, when he sells, and when he makes a demand. Bukhari

Narrated ali bin abi talib one

Narrated ‘Ali bin Abi Talib One night Allah’s Apostle came to me and Fatima, the daughter of the Prophet and asked, ‘Won’t you pray

A man was searching these words on

A man was searching these words on Google; ‘How to tackle a wife..’ . Google Search Result: ‘We are also searching……’

A married man have an affair wth

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM

Aa kay ek bar mere man main

Aa kay ek bar mere man main sama k dekh. Tufano k rukh pe koi diya jala k dekh.. Hosla rakhte hain hum tum

Sardar at bar in new york

Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’ Man on his left says ‘Peter Scotch single’ Sardar says

Ye akele pun ki udasiyan faraq lumhe

YE AKELE PUN KI UDASIYAN, YE FARAQ LUMHE UDAS SE KBHI DASHT E DIL PE BHI AA RUKAIN TERI CHAHATUN K QAFLE MAIN HUN

Farz karo tum chat per baithe apne

farz karo tum chat per baithe apne baal sukhatey hoo. farz karo ke dhoop ka us din kuch kuch rang gulaabi hooo. farz karo

Whats the moral of movie robot

What’s The Moral Of Movie ROBOT . . . ? ? . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Aaye tum yaad muje gaane lagi har

Aaye Tum Yaad Muje Gaane Lagi Har Dhadkan Khushbu Laayi Pawan, Mahekaya Chandan Jis Pal Naino Mei Sapna Tera Aaye Us Pal Mausam Par

A man to his friend my wife

A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yesterday.!! I m Trying To Cry But Tears are Not Coming Out 🙂 What To Do?

The superior man blames himself the

‘The superior man blames himself. The inferior man blames others.’ – Don Shula

A man has more character in his

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty–he has suffered longer. Mae West

The brave man dies for honour and

The brave man dies for honour and the coward for bread. Mean men admire wealth, great men glory.

Mn jn main apni raton ki

‘MÄÄN JÄNÄ’ Main Apni Raton ki Furston Mein Tujhay Manaon to MAAN JANA Agr kisi Din Main Apnay Aansu Jo Le K Aon To

Samina ke shadi me hoe itne phool

SAMINA ke shadi me hoe itne phool nichavar……….. camera man AHMAD FARAZ k sath GEo NEWS Peshawar…….

Cricket world cup 2011 pakistan vs canada

Cricket World Cup 2011, PAKISTAN vs CANADA, PAK 184-10 Overs 43 CAN 138-10 Overs 42.5 ‘Pak won by 46 runs’ Man of the Match:

Aaj ka pyaar man ki aasha

Aaj Ka Pyaar Man ki aasha Tan ka pyaar Ishq hai ek vyapaar Sauda hota hai Anmol rishton ka Kisi ki chahat ka Kisi

80 year old man dr my 20year

80 Year old man Dr: My 20year old Wife is Pregnant I’m so Happy koi Advic Dy Dr: Ok 1 Qisa Suno 1 Shikari

Sorat jin ki ujli ujli man

Sorat Jin Ki Ujli Ujli, Man Tareek Samundr. . . Eysy Pyare Yaar Sy ‘M0hSiN’.. Sehra’on K NaaG Bhale. . .

A man can love a million

A MAN can love a MILLION GIRLS, But only a REAL man can LOVE ONE GIRL in a million ways!

Farz karo tum chat per baithe apne

farz karo tum chat per baithe apne baal sukhatey hoo. farz karo ke dhoop ka us din kuch kuch rang gulaabi hooo. farz karo

A man dies in heaven he sees

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel, ‘What r these for?’ Angel answers, ‘These r

A man saw little poor boy looking

A MAn Saw A little Poor BOY LOOKING At His Expensive Car. . . . He TooK he boy 4 A drive, Boy: Your

A successful man is one who can

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good luck

Anger is a killing thing it kills

Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers 4 each rage leaves him less than he had been b4 it takes

A man asked sardar g aqal bari

A man Asked Sardar G “Aqal bari k Bhains?” Sardar G said: “Let me think.” . . . . After 3 hours sardar Replied:

Uske haathon pe heena paaoon men payal

Uske Haatho’n Pe Heena Paaoo’n Me’n Payal Hogi Ek Deewar Magar Beech Me’n Hayal Hogi Uske Jalwo’n Ke BohAt Paas Ma’n Hunga Lekin Wo

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia aur kaha

What can be added to the happiness

What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience?

Let every man and woman count himself

Let every man and woman count himself immortal. Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection. Let him say not merely, “Christ

Kal bhi man eakla tha aaj hai

Kal Bhi Man Eakla Tha Aaj Bhi Eakla Hai, Jane Meri Kismat Ne Kaisa Khel Khela Hai. Kal Bhi Man Eakla Tha Aaj Bhi

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man

Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae Hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae Wo to har roz rulaate the humen Hum

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

It was always said of him that

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be

Mere lab ki har sada min

Mere Lab Ki Har Sada Min Tu Hay, Mere Sajdo Ki Har Duwa Min Tu Hay, Jan -e- Man Tujhe Yaqeen Dilain Kise, Mere

Kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana

kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana chahiye pani ko ab to sar se guzar jana chahiye har bar aeriyon pe gira hai mera

Every man has a definite style toattract

Every Man has a definite Style tOAttract wOman… But, The gOlden Rule Says: No, One is Tempted, If She is nOt Interested..

Value of a man depends upon his

Value of a man depends upon his courage; his veracity depends upon his self-respect and his chastity depends upon his sense of honor.

rasoolullahsawny farmaya deen manhr nya

* ~*~Rasoolullah~*~(s.a.w)ny farmaya: (deen man)hr nya eejad krda kam bid’at hy aur hr bidat gumrahi hy aur hr gumrahi dozakh man ly jany wali

App kesy ko aghar sacha pyar karty

APP KESY KO AGHAR SACHA PYAR KARTY HO TO US K JAZBAT KA BHY KHAYAL KARO AGHAR WO APP SE KOCH CAHTA HO TO

Be always at war with your vices

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man.

Did u know meaning of women want

Did u know meaning of WOMEN? ‘W’ant ‘O’ne ‘M’an for ‘E’very ‘N’ight .

Pehalwan ne mehfil me 1 limu se

Pehalwan ne Mehfil me 1 Limu se pura 1 Glass juice Nikal kar sabko Heran kar dia Challenge kia aisa koi aur kar k

Aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch

aaj subeh mujhe chirhion ki awazain kuch ziada he ache leg rehe then, pool kuch ziada he khobsorat leg rehe the, fiza b kuch

Once a man wz walkin read

Once a man wz walkin & read dis writen on a wall’Qull huwaAllah ho ahad,Allah hu samad,Lam yalid Wa lam youlad,Wa lam yakoul lahu

80 yr old man dr meri 20

80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno 1 shikari shikar

Kon kehta hai shararat se tumein dekhtey

kon kehta hai shararat se tumein dekhtey hain jaan e man ham to mohabbat se tumhein dekhtey hain tum ko maaloom nahi tum ho

Man sees sardar g standing in d middle

Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices, He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @

If you will think about what ought

If you will think about what you ought to do for other people, your character will take care of itself. Character is a by-product,

hayat e dard ko aaluda e

*’* Hayat E Dard Ko Aaluda e Nishat Na Kr, Ye Karobar Koi Karobar Agr Hai B *’* Ye Imtiaz e Man O Tu

Try not to become a man of

Try not to become a man of success But Rathertry to become a man of value….. (ALBERT EINSTINE)

R0se r laal sky neela ur

R0se r laal Sky r neela ur brain is Like khali Patila Bura man lia Ok R0se r Red Water is co0l I m

Bohat masoom they hum bhamei ab yad

bohat masoom they hum b..hamei ab yad ata hai ..k hum ik ajnabi ko umr ki..tareekh raho ka sahara maan bethey they..k us k

Nabi e rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany

Nabi e Rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany man Khana aur Qailola Nemaz e Juma k ba’ad kia jata tha. Trimzi:508 (MNZAIDI, voice of Islam

Mafhum e hadees nabi rehmat ne kbhi

Mafhum e Hadees: ‘Nabi e Rehmat ne kbhi kisi khane man aib nhi nikala, pasand hota to kha laite warna (chup reh k) chor

A girl in a train was reading

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

Chalo uska nahe allah ka ahsan lete

Chalo uska nahe ALLAH ka ahsan lete hain, wo menat sae nae manta to manat man lete hain….

There is no need to count years

There is no need to count years. We have to count deeds. So let’s celebrate the deeds of our dear…… as a professional and

Shehr e khyal o khwab men abaad ho gya itna usey

shehr-e-khyal-o-khwab men abaad ho gya itna usey parha k mje yaad ho gya…. . men aaj tak hun jis k fareb-o-hisaar men, wo or

Kitni aasani se us ny likh dia

KITNI AASANI SE US NY LIKH DIA HY ‘ JANE MAN’ MEHSOOS MAT KARNA ‘MAGAR’ IN DINO BEEMAR B HOON OR KUCH HALAAT B

Meri ankhein khreedo gey boht mjb0or

Meri _ankhein_ khreedo gey..? boht mjb0or halat mei mujhy neelaam krni hain, koi mujh Se naqad le ley, mai thory daam le lo0n ga,

A girl in a train was reading

A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men are the most charming and pakistani men are the

1 dabang 2 loser no 1 3

(1) dabang (2) loser no 1 (3) charsi lover (4) dost no 1 (5) man of turth (6) gango mochi (7) faltu

Baad berson en galion se ayi mere

baad berson en galion se ayi mere bachpan ki Mahek laga lo galay khushbo se mahekta aaj bhi wo chaman hai main ne khoya

Commitment means that it is possible for

Commitment means that it is possible for a man to yield the nerve center of his consent to a purpose or cause, a movement

Baap sardar yaar musibat k waqt

Baap Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parhta he Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma man

It is reported by sayyidina ibn umar

It is reported by Sayyidina Ibn Umar (R.A.A) that the Prophet (SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM) said, “When a man lies, the angel moves away from

Bus ek maafi hamari tauba kabhi

Bus Ek Maafi, Hamari Tauba, Kabhi Jo Aisay Sataayein Tum Ko . . !!! Lo Haath Joray, Lo Kaan Pakhray, Ab Aur Kaisay Manaayein

A girl in a book shop

A girl in a book shop. Do you have book entitled ”Women- The Perfect Intelligence’? Sales man: ‘The comedy section is on the left

A man was doig some push up

a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts laughing and says,’ANNI DAYA ,ZANAANI THALLLONN NASS GAI AA’

1 ghar me 20 log rehte hein

1 Ghar me 20 Log rehte hein, Or In k ghar mein har Roz 20 Rotiyan pakti hein. Mard 3 Rotiyan khaty hein, Aurat

4 dost sharab p rahy thy k

4 dost sharab p rahy thy k table pe rakhy mobiles me sy 1 baja: Man: Hello. B.v: Jan I’m in bzar, kya me

Ye kamiabina izaat naam tum se hai

YE KAMIABINA YE IZAAT YE NAAM TUM SE HAI KHUDA NE JO BI DIA HAI MAQAM TUM SE HAI JAHAN JAHAN HAI MERI DUSHMNI

Mene usy kitni bar kaha k din

Mene usy kitni bar kaha k din mai 8,9 glass pani pya karo Faraz MGR wo phir b kehti ha k MERA TAN MAN

Have you not seen that to allah

Have you not seen that to Allah, prostrates whosoever is in the heavens and in the earth, and the sun, and the moon, and

A great man said make ur

‘A Great man Said: ‘Make ur anger so expensive that no 1 can afford it. & ‘Make ur happiness so cheap that people get

Fantastic definitions school a place where

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~ School: A place where papa pays & son plays 😀 Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so

Paas wo tne hy jase d aur

PAAS wo ¡tne hy ja¡se d¡£ aur dharkan, DEKHA to hum ma¡n faasla b bohut hy, M¡LNE k¡ tarha hum m¡£ na paye kab¡,

Sham ky pech w kham setaron syzena

sham ky pech w kham setaron sy.zena zena utar rhi hy rat.yon saba pass sy guzarti hy.jesy kh de kese ny peyar ke bat.sahen

I moaned because had no shoes until

I moaned because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Sawan ke pehlo barish jab hum tum

SaWan ke pehLo baRish jaB hum tuM bheeGa keRtaY theY SaRaK kinnary gandaY panni main JaB doNo uChla keRtaY theY Cheryoo’n Ko paKra keRtaY

They say that the new super computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, ‘Where is my father?’ The computer bleeped

the most touching lines written by

“ The most touching lines written by a man to his love- ‘Ever u miss me, never u cry! For a drop of tear

Ay auraton ki jamat sadqa kia kro

‘Ay Auraton ki Jamat Sadqa kia kro aur Astaghfaar ki kasrat kia kro Kiun keh man ne Dozakh man ziada Auraten daikhi hain’ Ibn

Bhaly dino ki bat hy bhali c

Bhaly dino ki bat hy bhali c aik shakal thi, na ye k husan tamam ho na daikhny me aam c, na ye k

A man without a goal is like

A man without a goal is like a ship without a rudder. Thomas Carlyle

Doctor implants new ear to a man

doctor implants new ear to a man Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman Dr: yes! but it makes no

Dedicte 2 all friends jb yaad

Dedicte 2 all friends Jb Yaad Ka Angn Kholon tu, Tum Log Bht Yaad aty Ho Mein guzry dino ko Sochon tu, Tum Log

The only guide to man is his

The only guide to man is his conscience; the only shield to his memory is the rectitude and sincerity of his actions. It is

Khuch nai mango manbus hay mera saonadunya

khuch nai mango man,bus hay mera saona,dunya sa kya lana bus chahyeah mera apna,dil say jo dua day.asa hay mera hamrahi.methi c saza day,asa

Gazal of my whole life written by

Gazal Of My Whole Life Written By Stifler SSK Main khayal hon kise aur ka, mujhi sochta koi aur han Saree aaiena mera akss

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi hoti Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti Nanhi chiti jab dana lekar chalti hai Chadti

Acha dost kitni daf eh qn an

acha dost kitni daf eh qn an roth jai usay man lena chiyeh. Qn k qn k woh manhos app k sary raaz khol

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

A happy man is a of honesty

A happy man is a man of honesty and sharp intelligence. So, congratulations on your anniversary, happy man! Goodness of heart eclipses the genius

I cant bear art that you can

I can’t bear art that you can walk round and admire. A book should be either a bandit or a rebel or a man

The fool doth think he is wisebut

‘The fool doth think he is wise,but the wise man knows himself to be a fool’

Meri aankhen rakh lo mujhe kuch khuwab

Meri Aankhen Rakh Lo Mujhe Kuch Khuwab dy do..! Jis Main Tumhari Jhalak Ho Aysa Ehsas Dy Do, Chalo Choro Sari Baten, Ik baat

Lucky is the man who first love

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a

All of us have bad luck and

All of us have bad luck and good luck. The man who persists through the bad luck — who keeps right on going —

Nise beshak yar gulab assa par mitti

Nise Beshak Yar Gulab Assa, Par Mitti dy Guldaan ta hy, Nise Khush Wasde CHAN Tai Wangoo , Tede Baajh Sajan Veeran ta hy,

One tourist from usa asked to sardar

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

No man in this world is rich

No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach. Have Good Day!

Shair arz kia ha usay kuch

SHAIR ARZ KIA HA USAY KUCH TARAS NA AYA MERE NAZUK DIL KO TORA MUJHE ZAKHAM DENE WALA TERI QUS MAN LORA

Every man regards his own life as

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time.

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi hoti Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti Nanhi chiti jab dana lekar chalti hai Chadti

A man in hell asked devil can

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil

Najane q meri shairi ka unwan ban

Najane q meri shairi ka unwan ban jate ho tum, Sub kuch jante howe bhi anjan ban jate ho tum, Na koi rishta hay

Ye dukhon ki lambi mosafaten kbhi

Ye Dukhon Ki Lambi Mosafaten, Kbhi Nafraten Kbhi Chahaten, Kahin Kar Na De Humain Phir Juda, MUJHE BHOOL JA MUJHE BHOOL JA.! Main Gharib

We do not want nowadays temples of

We do not want nowadays temples of worship and outward rites and ceremonies. What we really want is an Asram. We want a place

Hisabmath k ustadclass shagridon se tm ma

Hisab(math) k ustad(class k shagridon se): Tm ma se koi b muj se math ka sawal kre agr ma jwab na de ska to