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malik SMS Messages

Aye allah is khobsort subha k malik

“Aye ALLAH” IS KHOBSORT SUBHA K MALIK ! Hum kamzor hen, “TU” taqat wala hai, “Hum aajiz hen, “TU” be niyaz hai, Ay “ALLAH”!

tm s bijhar kr pehron sochta

*’* Tm S Bijhar Kr Pehron Sochta Rhta Hon, Ab M Q Aur Kiski Khatr Zinda Hon, *’* Ay Khamosh Khala K Malik Teri

Jb pehle din college jane lagi to

Jb pehle din college jane lagi to ammi ne advise ki k Meri tarha kuch ban k nikalna, main ne ye baat pallu se

Kisi ki shakl dekh kr uska mazaq

Kisi ki Shakl dekh kr uska mazaq na urao Ho skta ha us ‘Peepay k Mou’ waly ny tm sy Zyda sohni larki phasayi

Main ne jab likhna seekha tha pehle

Main ne jab likhna seekha tha Pehle tera naam likha tha Main wo ism-e-azeem hoon jis ko Jin-o-malik ne sajda kya tha Main wo

Ashwariya 919821420167 rani mukarji 919824613895 katrina 919316164574

Ashwariya +919821420167 Rani Mukarji +919824613895 Katrina +919316164574 Bipasha +919822923242 Kareena +919874572585 Kajal +919873426415 Jana malik 03149880692 Veena malik 03455900764 Rima 03015656283 Nazia Iqbal 03135815721

Agar aap k hont sardi ki waja

agar aap k hont sardi ki waja sai kharab honai lagai hai to un per zuban phernai sai theek ho saktai hai leken zuban

Kariya e jan main koi phul khilne aye wo

kariya-e-jan main koi phul khilne aye wo mere dil pe naya zakhm lagane aye mere wiran darichon main bhi khushbu jage wo mere ghar

Ghazal by veena malik main brazer

Ghazal by VEENA MALIK Main Brazer ko hata doongi, zara tum sham hone do Main mummy bhi dikha doongi, zara tum sham hone do

Veena malik apni book mastee k page

Veena Malik Apni Book Mastee K Page Numbar 69 Men Likhti Hai, WHAT Is SEX? Sex Is Like PEPSI Ye Dil Mangay oR Sex

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi ho, Us k husbnd ka lun 7.5 inch ho, Woh haftey mein 3 bar karay.or 1 bar

Aik gadha dosre seyar mera malik muje

aik gadha dosre se,yar mera malik muje marta bohat hy,dosra gadha:to tu bhag q nahi jata?Pehla:bhaag to me jaon lekin mere malik ki bari

New meaning of sms smssania mirza

‘New meaning of SMS SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi They both have same initials. SM=Sania Mirza SM=Shoaib Malik’

Allah hi kia karo dukh na kisi

Allah hi Allah kia karo dukh na kisi ko diya karo Jo har shai ka malik hy naam usi ka liya karo

Hazrat anas bn malik ra farmate

Hazrat Anas Bn Malik (R.A)… Farmate hain k Rasolullah (S.A.A.W) ne irshaad frmaya: ‘Jo shakhs din mein 3 martaba jannat ka sawal krta he..

ha koi esa jo imaan or

::: HA KOI ESA ::: Jo ::: Imaan or Imaan Dari me Be Misaal ho Jo ::: Fatah k bad Dushman k liay Maafi

Shoaib malik ne sania sai poocha

shoaib malik ne sania sai poocha ! kia mai he tumhara pehla pyar hon ? sania boli : kardi na pakistanion wali baat kia

New meaning of sms smssania mirza

New meaning of SMS SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi They both have same initials. SM=Sania Mirza SM=Shoaib Malik

Gungunatay hue anchal ki hawa deh mujh

Gungunatay Hue Anchal Ki Hawa Deh Mujh Ko Ungliyaan phair Ke BAloon Main Sulla Deh Mujh Ko Jis Tarah Faltu Guldaan Paray Rehtay Hain

Kal mqm ka bhatta khori k khilaf

Kal MQM ka bhatta khori K Khilaf ehtijaj daikh K Veena Malik ne faisla kya hy K Ab wo be Begairti, Bepardigi Or Behayaie

tm s bichar kr pehron sochta

*’* Tm S Bichar Kr Pehron Sochta Rhta Hon, Ab M Q Aur Kiski Khatr Zinda Hon, *’* Ay Khamosh Khala K Malik Teri

Mukhtare kul ka mtlab tmam ikhtiarat malik

MUKHTARE KUL ka Mtlab Tmam ikhtiarat ka Malik. MUSHKIL KUSHA ka Mtlab hr Muskil ko Hal karne wala. LAJJ PALL ka Mtlab Jholi Bharne

Dua jo kahin na mile wo

DUA.. Jo Kahin Na Mile Wo Khushi Chahiye Dard Kaisa B Ho Bandagi Chahiye Mujhko Duniya Ki Ab Koi Khuwahish Nhi Aakhrat Ki Mujhe

Teri azmaton se hoon be khabar

Teri Azmaton Se Hoon Be Khabar Yeh Meri Nazar Ka Qasoor Hai Teri Raah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam Kahin Arsh Hai Kahin Toor Hai

Yaar baat sun tere pass veena malik

Yaar baat sun tere pass Veena Malik ka number hay? Wo kal me khana kha raha tha to salan meri pent per gir gaya

Assalamo alykum malik gi kia hal hai

assalamo alykum malik gi kia hal hai main yahan bilkul theek thak kam pey lagia hon aap meri fikar nakarin aur apna khial rakhey

Mobile ko vibration pe rakh k rubber

Mobile ko Vibration Pe Rakh K Rubber K Saath ‘Lulli’ Pe Baandhein, Phir 2nd Mobile Se Miss Call Pe Miss Call Continue Karne Se

Saniame tmare lie sb chor dungi malikami

Sania:Me tmare lie sb chor dungi Malik:Ami Abu? Sania:G Malik:Khana pina Sania:G Malik:Frnds? Snia:G Malik: ‘jo ye msg parh raha hai os’ ko B?

Imam azam abu hanifa benamazi ko

Imam Azam Abu Hanifa : ‘BeNamazi ko Qaid me dal diya jay Us wqt tk jb tk Toba na kr le’ Imam Shafi: ‘Be

Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends

Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends ko lun choosnay ka kehtay hein. Larkiyaan is maamlay mein ahtiyaat karein QK condom pay chemical laga hota

Baba e qoum quaid e azam quaid e milat liquat ali

Baba-e-qoum Quaid-e-Azam – – – – Quaid-e-Milat Liquat Ali Khan – – – – Maadr-e-Milat Fatima Jinnah – – – – Bhabi-e-Qoum – –

Haan piyaar nahi ishq ibadat ki hai

Haan Piyaar Nahi, Ishq Nahi, Ibadat Ki Hai Mein Ne Rasmon Se Riwajon Se Baghawat Ki Hai Apni Makhmoor Nigahon Main Basa Kar Mujh

Girl to a nurse meri choot phat

Girl to a Nurse: Meri choot, phat gai hai tanke lagwane hain Nurse: Size kitna rakhna hai Girl: Veena Malik jitna rakh do Nurse:

Rehman malik ki taraf se sab ko

Rehman Malik Ki taraf se sab ko ‘BAKRA EID MUBARAK..’ . . . Sala paidaishi jhoota hy…

Suhag rat ko agr dulhan ne undershave

Suhag rat ko agr dulhan ne undershave na ki ho tu is ka matlab hai ke ye shadi us ki mrzi k khalaf hoi

Aye allah is khobsort subha k malik

‘Aye ‘ALLAH’ IS KHOBSORT SUBHA K MALIK ! ‘Hum kamzor hen, ‘TU’ taqat wala hai, ‘Hum aajiz hen, ‘TU’ be niyaz hai, ‘Ay ‘ALLAH’!

Zardari aya daant dikhaya bivi ko

Zardari aya, daant dikhaya, bivi ko marwaya, dusron pay ilzaam lagaya, Gilaani ko jail se nikalwaya, wazeer-e-azam banaya, khushali bhagaya, mehangai barhaya, qarze mangaya,

Veena malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai

Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he? Shopkeeper: Baji ye humare liye

The mirza and malik combination is always

The Mirza and Malik combination is always media attentive Remember Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza ? This time Rehman Malik and Zulfiqar Mirza..

Koii ahsaas judaii ka na rehnay paaye

Koii Ahsaas Judaii Ka Na Rehnay Paaye Is Tarah Khud Main Meri Jaan Basa Lon Tum Ko Tu Jo Routhay Kabhi Mujh Say Meray

Pakistan ke sab news channels aur bewaquf

Pakistan ke sab news channels Aur bewaquf Awam Ek aisi larki ko Welcome karne mai ajkal lagay hai Jo bol rahi hai main Shoaib

Baatil k saamne jo jhukaye na apna

Baatil K Saamne Jo Jhukaye Na Apna Sir Samjho K Us K Zehan Ka Malik Hussain Hai

1altaf hussain 2qaim ali shah 3obama wa

1.Altaf hussain 2.Qaim ali shah 3.obama wa wa 4.Sheikh rashed 5.Zardri 6.Nawz sharef 7.fazal rehman 8.Rehmn malik Meri jan Hr msg romentic nhi hota

All medicines have side effects 0nly

All medicines have SIDE EFFECTS, 0nly viagra has FRONT EFFECT. ; ) (Sex specialist Veena malik)

Beautiful dua ae allah mujhy to sirf

‘Beautiful dua’ Ae Allah..! Mujhy to sirf teri Khushi Chahiye, Dard Kaisa B Ho Bandagi Chahiye, Duniya Ki Koi Khwahish Nahi, Aakhrat Ki Bs

Meri da haiuszuljlal sekap ki sari mushkilat

Meri |||”DÃœA”||| hai….Us”zuljlal” sek…Ap ki ‘SARI MUSHKILAT’ door hon,Us ”GHAFOOR” sek…Ap ko ‘BAKHSH’ de,Us”RAHEEM” sek…Ap pe ‘REHEM’ kare,Us”RUBUL EZZAT” sek…Ap ki ‘IZZAT’ ki ‘HIFAZAT’

Kun fya koon kaha or sja di dunya

Kun fya-koon kaha or sja di dunya, Jane kya soch k Malik ne bna di dunya, Itni nafrt ka sza’war na thehra hm ko,

Ay malik e arz o sama

Ay Malik – E – Arz – O – Sama Aye Khaaliq – E – Kainat, Apni Khudai k sadqay Apne Pyare HABIB S.A.W

Aye allah is khobsort subha k malik

‘Aye ‘ALLAH’ IS KHOBSORT SUBHA K MALIK ! ‘Hum kamzor hen, ‘TU’ taqat wala hai, ‘Hum aajiz hen, ‘TU’ be niyaz hai, ‘Ay ‘ALLAH’!

Veena malik jo pappi de us

Veena Malik Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo… Wazir-E-Pappi Veena Malik

Agr 3 din tk subha neend se

Agr 3 din tk subha neend se jaag kr kangi na ki jaye Aur na Mu Dhoya Jaye To Hair Style Aur Mu ‘Rahman

Ek admi k pass 2 parrots they

Ek admi k pass 2 parrots they ek din us nay un donun ko kiss kartay dekha to donun ki tind kar di kuch

Kabhi 9 ka table ghour se parrha

kabhi 9 ka table ghour se parrha hy? Table Of ‘9’ An Amazing Fact! 9×1=09, 0+9=9 9×2=18, 1+8=9 9×3=27, 2+7=9 9×4=36, 3+6=9 9×5=45, 4+5=9

Jatt hovy te bewaqoof na goli mar

Jatt Hovy Te Bewaqoof Na Hovy Goli Mar Deo. Butt Hovy Te Sohna Na Hovy Goli Mar Deo. Sheikh Hovy Te Kanjoos Na Hovy

Veena malik ki bdnami k bd veena

Veena malik ki bdnami k bd veena malik k bhai k kia tassurat hain aye unhe se pochate hain,. G bhai g . .

Allah yoon b ghonahoon ki saza dayta

Allah Yoon B Ghonahoon Ki Saza Dayta Hai Baant Ker Qoom Gharohon Main Lara Dayta Hai. Aasman Say Hi Ballian Nazal Nahi Hotien….. Aadmi

Aey allah tu rehman raheem razzaq kareem

Aey ALLAH Tu REHMAN Tu RAHEEM Tu RAZZAQ Tu KAREEM Tu QADIR Tu QADEER Tu MUQTADIR Tu GHAFFAR Tu WAHAB Tu NOOR Tu MALIK

Mare allah tu rehman raheem ghafoor

‘MARE ALLAH’ Tu REHMAN Tu RAHEEM Tu GHAFOOR Tu RAZZAQ Tu KAREEM Tu QADIR Tu QADEER Tu MUQTADIR Tu GHAFFAR Tu WAHAB Tu NOOR

The gates of paradise will be opened

The gates of Paradise will be opened on Mondays and Thursdays and every servant of (Allah Subhanahu wa Ta’Ala) who associates nothing with Allah

Film looto pakistan hero asif zardari

FILM ‘Looto Pakistan’ HERO: Asif Zardari HEROIN: Fouzia wahab SIDE HERO: Yousaf Raza Gillani VILLANS: Sharif Brothers, Imran Khan & Qazi Hussain Ahmd GUEST

Mubarak ho pura india mamu ban gya

Mubarak ho pura india mamu ban gya….! . . . . . . Shoaib malik ki beti hui hai…. ! sab ko forward karin’

Koi lrka agr date pe moqa milne

Koi Lrka Agr Date pe Moqa milne k Bawjood B Lrki ko sirf kissing kar k chor de to smjh lena Bacha abhi Kacha

Mirza afor apple malik bfor banana

Mirza: A=for Apple Malik: B=for Banana Mirza: bili teri maasi Malik: choha tera nana

Agr girls sex se pehle anar aur

Agr Girls sex se Pehle Anar aur Gulaab ki pattian kha lein,to Un k Mammon se ‘JAME SHERIEN’ nikle ga..! {Vena Malik k Chasky}..

Rahman malik is awarded by karachi university

Rahman Malik Is Awarded By Karachi University With Ph.D. At Home He Handed Over Degree To His Wife & Said: Daikho Mein Ab Ph.D

Agar 3 din tak subha nend se

Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se Jaag Kar Kangha Na Kia Jae T0 Hair Style ‘Rehman Malik’ Jesa Ho Jata Hai.. ‘Veena Returns’…

Ek faqeer ko 1rupiya mil gaya or

Ek faqeer ko 1rupiya miL gaya or sara din sochne Laga k is se kya kharidon? sara din sochne me guzar gaya or sham

Dil to kehta hai zamany se chupa

Dil To Kehta Hai Zamany Se chupa lun tumko Dil ki dharkan ki tarhan dil main basa lun tumko Koi ehsas judai ka na

Film loot lo pakistan hero asif

(FILM) Loot Lo Pakistan HERO: Asif Zardari HEROIN: Fozia Wahab SIDE HERO: Yousf Raza Gilani VILLAN: Imran Khan Dhamakay Daar MUSIC BY: Zulfiqar mirza

Veena malik ne class me bachon se

Veena malik ne class me bachon se puchha? Mere marne k bad meri qabar pe kia likha hoga? Last seat pe betha bacha bola

Teacher wo kon se behn bhai the

Teacher: wo kon se behn bhai the jinho ne pakistan bnane k liy 24 ghante me se 18 ghante kam kia? Studnt: M.A.Jinnah &

Wo milti thi to kehti k driving

Wo milti thi to kehti thi k driving sikha do ‘Ashmit’ WAQT ki ranjshon ne usay ‘Taxi bana dia’.. Broughtu by Veena malik.

Hazrat anas bn malik radi allah anho

¤Hazrat Anas Bn Malik (Radi Allah Anho) Farmate hn k: Rasool Allah (Salalah O Alaihi Wasalam) ne irshaad Farmaya: ‘Jo shakhs din mein 3

2 ghadhedonkyapas main bateen kar rahe thay1st

2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na

Tum arzu k diye jala kkhuda sy

Tum arzu k diye jala k,Khuda sy achi umed rkhna.. Khizan k mosam ki rukhsati py, Bahar e gul ki umed rkhna.. Wo tera

I already died the day when rehman

‘I already died the day when Rehman malik declared apple as banana’ Last wordz of Steve Jobs.:)

Ak toota 0r us ka malik jahaz

Ak toota 0r us ka malik jahaz mein sefar kr rhy thy samny sy airhosts i to0ty ny usy dkh kr seti bjai airhosts

1 gadha yar mra malik mjy

1 GADHA YAR MRA MALIK MJY BAHOT MARTA HY. 2 GADHA. TO TU BAGH Q NAHI JATA? 1 GADHA. BAGH TO JATA MAGR YAHAN

Mard ka undrwear bi ek mithai ki

Mard ka Undrwear bi ek MITHAI ki dukan hy Jis ma 1 Cream Roll hy 2 Gulab Jamn hain Kch Swaiyn hain Or Khushi

Daby my daba khajoor india

daby my daba daby my khajoor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . india teri

Chor 1 ghar mein chori karne gaya

Chor 1 Ghar Mein Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha: TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI 440 No LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL

A man dies in heaven he sees

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel, ‘What r these for?’ Angel answers, ‘These r

Ae allah to rehman raheem razzaq kareem

Ae Allah To Rehman To Raheem To Razzaq To Kareem To Qadir To Qadeer To Muqtadir To Ghaffar To Wahab To Noor To Malik

Ya allah pak apny piyare rasoole pak

YA ALLAH PAK apny piyare rasoole pak s.a.w.w k sadky or apni rehmat sy hmary liye ye naya saal khushiyon or kamyabiyon ka saal

Shoib malik ny sania say pocha kya

shoib malik ny sania say pocha kya main hi tumhara pehla pyar hon? sania boli; darling ker di na pakistanion wali baat, spinner ko

Afridi bhai or ajmal bhai halka haat

Afridi Bhai Or Ajmal bhai Halka Haat Rakho Apne Hi Salay Han, A Msg By Shoaib Malik! 🙂 Ooh ha!!!! Tu fikar na kar

Veena malik apni book nmbr 302 mein

Veena Malik apni book nmbr 302 mein likhti ha, WhAT is SEX? Sex is like PEPSI Ye dil mangay aur Sex is like IODEX

Gandhi was fucking vena malik veena malik

Gandhi Was Fucking Vena Malik. Veena Malik Was Enjoying & Said: Gandhi G U r So Old But Still Fuck So Hard Gandhi: Sweet

Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi

Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein ussy nokar mila tou maalik ne pocha k ghar

Beautiful dua from the last aayat of

‘Beautiful Dua from the last Aayat of Surah BAQRAH’ Ay humary RAB! ‘Agr Hum se bhool hogai ho, Ya koi khata ki ho, to

Love story lyari ke qadeem elaqay chakiwara

LOVE STORY: Lyari ke Qadeem elaqay Chakiwara mein 1958 mein punjabi family mein NASEEBAAN naami punjaban rehti thi, uss ke Ghar ek ‘SHEEDI’ (DADA)

Hum wo siah nasseb hain malik kholi

Hum wo siah nasseb hain malik kholi jo dukan kafan ki to log marna hi chor dain Malik

Sadqa charity jab apne malik ke hath

Sadqa (charity) jab apne malik ke hath se nikalta hai to Uss waqt 5 jumley kehta hai 1. Main faani maal tha tu nay

Rukhsti k wqt dulhan car me bethany

Rukhsti K Wqt Dulhan Car Me Bethany Lgi To Boli : Itni Bri Car? Dulha: Asi MALIK aa Ghr Ponchny Pr: Itna Bra Ghar?

Talwar k zakhm dawa se thek ho

Talwar k Zakhm Dawa Se Thek Ho Jate Hn Mgr Zuban K Zakhm Kisi Dawa Se Thek Ni Hote Sirf ‘KISSING’ se Thek hote

Hai koi esa jo iman or

HAI KOI ESA Jo Iman or Imandari me Bay misal ho? Jo Fatah k bad Dushman k lye Maafi ka Ilaan kare? Jo Takat

Khubsurti ye nhi k new suiter ya

Khubsurti ye nhi k New suiter ya new shoz pehno Smart nazr aaoge Bl k khubsurti to insan k andr hoti hy Is lye

Dekhiye veena malik k b

Dekhiye Veena Malik K B( . ) ( . )Bs Size 42 . . . . . . . . . . . .

Jo pappi de us ki lelo or

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo…. . . . . Wazir-E-Pappi Veena Malik..

Veena malik logo meri sharafat pe

‘Veena malik’ ‘logo meri Sharafat Pe kro na koi Shak . . . . Halki Halki Bhook Mein Halka Phulka FUCK,¤¤

Kun fya koon kaha or sja di dunya

Kun fya-koon kaha or sja di dunya Jane kya soch k Malik ne bna di dunya Itni nafrt ka sza’war na thehra hm ko

84 malik al mulk the one who controls

84. Malik Al-Mulk: The One who controls the Dominion and gives dominion to whoever He willed. 85. Thul-Jalal wal-Ikram: The One who deserves to

Talwar ka zakham dawa se theek

Talwar ka Zakham Dawa Se Theek Ho Jaata Hy, Mgr Zuban Ka Zakham Kisi Dawa Se Theek Nahi Hota. Sirf ‘KISSING’ se Theek hota

Agr sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy

Agr Sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy to apni zuban larki k mu mai dal kr ya larki ki zuban apny mu me daal

Judge tm par jo ilzamat sabit

Judge : Tm par jo ilzamat sabit ho rhy hain Is par apni safai may kia kaho gay? Mulzim : Jo ilzam lagane wala

Gadhayar malik bohot marta hy2nd gadhatu ghar

Gadha:yar malik bohot marta hy2nd gadha:tu ghar se bhag ja1st gadha:yar malik apni beti se bolta rehta hy ‘teri shadi GADHE se kra dunga’

Ajj ki taza khaber rahman malik na

ajj ki taza khaber rahman malik na kaha hain ka…….. ‘ka’ ‘taliban’ ‘nay’ ‘salab’ ‘zumadari’ ‘kabool’ ‘karly’ ‘hain’ ..’tahmoor khan’..

Dua jo kahin na mile wo

DUA.. Jo Kahin Na Mile Wo Khushi Chahiye Dard Kaisa B Ho Bandagi Chahiye Mujhko Duniya Ki Ab Koi Khuwahish Nhi Aakhrat Ki Mujhe

Sweet pray ayeallahhar khubsurt din k

‘Sweet PRAY’ Aye’ALLAH’Har KHUBSURT Din K MALIK Hum kamzor hain ‘TU’ Taqat wala hai ‘Hum aajiz hain, ‘TU’ Bay-Niyaz hai, Ay ‘ALLAH’ Hum Mangtay

Teacher who is sania mirza studenttennis

Teacher: Who is SANIA MIRZA? Student:Tennis Player.. Teacher: Very good, & who is VEENA MALIK? Student: Penis Player….

Jamshed bhai or hafeez halka haat rakho

Jamshed Bhai Or Hafeez Bhai Halka Haat Rakho Apne Hi Salay Han, A Msg By Shoaib Malik! 🙂 Chal bey, dafa ho!!!! Joru k

Aksar raqs karte howe muje nangae pann ka

Aksar Raqs Karte Howe Muje Nangae-Pann ka ehsas hota tha…. Nargis appi se Mashwra lia to kehne lagee: Kabi Kabi kuch pehan k b

Agr 3 din tak subha nend se

Agr 3 din tak subha nend se jaag kar kangha na kia jae to Hair Style Rehman Malik jesa ho jata ha.. ‘Zubeda Aapa

Bujha lo aa k seenay say ishq

Bujha lo aa k seenay say ishq ki piyaas. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Kia aapne kabhi ghor k har msg

Kia Aapne Kabhi Ghor Kia K Har Msg ME ‘FARAZ’ Hi Q Badnaam Hota Hai ? Chalo Me Btata Hon: F: Farzl-ur-Rehman A: Asfand

Kahan se laein hum fursat gham e dunia k

?’Kahan se laein hum fursat gham-e-dunia k liye’ ‘Jo soyein to tum khwabon k malik, Jo jagein to tum khyalon k malik’

Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale

Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the Imran hashmi gaya Imran gayab salman khan gaya salman gayab veena malik gai

Dua hai us ghafar se k

dua hai us ghafar se k aapko bakhsh de dua hai us rahim se lk app pr raham farmaay dua hai us rubb-ul-izzt ki

Malik pathan se meri t shirt

Malik pathan se – Meri T-Shirt ulti kar k press karna. Malik 2 din baad pochta hai, T-Shirt press hui? Pathan 2 din se

Agar teen din tak subha neend se

Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. 😉 *.

Apni to rat din esi soch mai

Apni to rat, din esi soch mai guzr jate he FARAZ (‘.’) _/?? ???/_ ?? ?????????? Shoaib malik ne Sania Mirza ka nmbr kahn

Breaking news lahore me 1 dengi

Breaking News. lahore me 1 dengi machar griftar taliban ka sathi hone ka aetraf. Rehman Malik Express News ‘Har Paidaishi Jhootay Per Nazar’ 🙂

Beautiful dua ay allah mujhy to

‘Beautiful Dua’ Ay Allah..! Mujhy to sirf teri Khushi Chahiye, Dard Kaisa B Ho Bandagi Chahiye, Duniya Ki Koi Khwahish Nahi, Aakhrat Ki Bs

Mirza hello rehman bhai eid mubarak kia

Mirza: Hello Rehman bhai Eid Mubarak, kia kr rhe hen? Rehman Malik: Yar Qurbani kr rha hun,’BAKRA EID MUBARAK’ . . . Sala pedaishi

Zubeda apa ka totka dil lubhata hy

Zubeda apa ka totka dil lubhata hy Bori ka naya print b nazar ata he Pepsi 65 ki hui smajh ata he Mgr koi

If hollywood movies were made in punjabwood

If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJABwood. Jurrasic Park: Dinasour da raula. Spiderman: Jaaley wala Gujjar. Superman: Udd-da Malik Terminator: Lohe da Butt, kadd

Shiekh rashid post this question on his

Shiekh Rashid Post this Question On his wall kis ne kaha the pepsi 65 ki kerdo? nOw see the comments of different politicians 😛

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LONDON Unrest … !!! Rehman Malik Ne British Prime Minister David Cameron Ko Double Sawari Pe Pabandi Lagane Ki Advice De Di … =P

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