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maine-to SMS Messages

Teacherteri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian

Teacher:teri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian bohat deta hai? Student:sir maine to kabi kisi benchod ko gali nahi di, pata nahi kis madar

Apko kaisa lagega agar neend me

Apko kaisa lagega.. Agar neend me apka haath bistar se bahar nikle aur bed k neeche se koi use pakar le Ya aap channel

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko

Mujh ko ruswa sare mehfil to na

MUJH KO RUSWA SARE MEHFIL TO NA KERWAYA KARE KAASH ANSOO MERI ANKHON MAI HI REH JAAYA KARE AI HAWA MAINE TO BAS USKA

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

Wife tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho

Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Husband: Shahjahan Jitna. Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge? Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le

Toone mujhase kyon daga ki mere

Toone mujhase kyon daga ki, Mere pyaar ki tune mujhe ye kaisi saza di, Ki chaar din guzarte hai mera tanhaaiyo me, Maine to

Mai nadan teri baaton ko pyar samaj

mai nadan teri baaton ko pyar samaj baitha, zindagi sath guzarne wala dildar samaj baitha, maine to zindagi tujhpe nissar kar di, tere adao

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko

Wife tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho? Pati: Shahjahan jitna. Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge? Pati: Maine to plot bhi le

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko

Santa dials a number a girl receives

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh

Maine to zindgi mn kabhi coka cola

Maine to zindgi mn kabhi coka cola pi hi nai…….. faraz. Mgr jb b toilet jata hn to awaz ati hy BrrRRrr….

Maine to khamosh muhabbat ki thi farazper

Maine to khamosh muhabbat ki thi Faraz….......Per uss ne shor macha dia‘Love mera hit hit soniyeLove mera hit hit

Mujhe bhool jao ye haq hai tumkomeri

Mujhe bhool jao ye haq hai tumko,Meri baat aur hai, Maine to MOHABBAT ki hai.@