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Maine SMS Messages

Ishq mein jaan se guzartay hain guzarnay

Ishq Mein Jaan Se Guzartay Hain Guzarnay Walay, Mout Ki Raat Nahi Dekhtay Marnay Walay, Aakhri waqt Bhi Pura Na Kiya Wada-e-Visal, Aap Aatay

Maine is taur se chaha tuje aksar

Maine is taur se chaha tuje aksar jaana, Jaise mehtaab* ko be anth samander chahe, jaise suraj ki kiran seep ke dil me utre,

Maine tor diye han apny ghar ke

Maine tor diye han apny ghar ke sabhi ainay ,,, Faraz Mujhse muhabbat main harry hoay log dekhay nahe jatay

Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar

Wo muskura kr bole mere dil

Wo Muskura Kr Bole… . Mere Dil Me . Meri JaaN Me . Meri Saans Me . Meri Aas Me . Meri Awaz Me

If engineer starts making films the

IF Engineer Starts Making Films . The Name Will Be . . . ‘Current Ho na Ho’ ‘Janam Supply Karo’ ‘Aa Ab B.Tech Karain’

Mujh ko ruswa sare mehfil to na

MUJH KO RUSWA SARE MEHFIL TO NA KERWAYA KARE KAASH ANSOO MERI ANKHON MAI HI REH JAAYA KARE AI HAWA MAINE TO BAS USKA

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

Tu milay tu duniya ek mudat

Tu milay tu duniya milay Ek mudat se meri soch ka mehwar tu hai Ek mudat se meri zaat k andar tu hai,, Main

Girl aaj maine 1 lrkay ko bewakof

GiRL: Aaj Maine 1 Lrkay Ko Bewakof Bnaya. MOM: Wo Kese ? GIRL: Maine Us Ke 50 Rupe Chura Kar Apni Sandle Main Chupa

Jab dil ne najro ko dekha to

Jab dil ne najro ko dekha to gunah ho gaya , jab na dekha to bekrar ho gaya . Maine dil se pucha yeh

Zindagi main tu nahi to arzoo kis

‘Zindagi main tu nahi to arzoo kis k lye, Ye mohabbat kis lye ye justuju kis k lye Main tujhe dekha karun or tu

Maine qismt ki lakeeron per yakeen karna

Maine qismt ki lakeeron per yakeen karna chor diya hai …..muskan….. Jab insaAn bdal sakta ha to ye lakeerein kya cheez hain,………,?

Sms wanted 1 bar jo maine msg

(SMS-WANTED) 1 bar jo maine msg bhejna shuro kar diye to us k bad to main apne balance ki b nahi sochta .. (SMS-DABANNG)

1 nursery class ka bacha bolatechr main

1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola.. Techr main aap ko kesa lagta hun? Techr: SO SWEET BACHA apne frnd se bola.. dekha maine kaha

Jab dekha tere aankhon mein maine thum

Jab Dekha Tere Aankhon Mein Maine Thum Sa Gaya Yeh Dil Mera.. Jab Chuma Labbo Ko Tera Khil Sa Gaya Yeh Dil Mera.. Jab

Raet bhari hai in aankhon mai aansoo

Raet bhari hai in aankhon mai aansoo se tum dho lena Koi sookha paer mile to us se lipat ker ro lena Us ke

Usne jo sher mara to wah ho

Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai wah wah wah Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai Aur Maine jo

Maire dil roo raha hai jane

MAIRE DIL ROO RAHA HAI JANE KYA KHO RAHA HAI MAINE JIS KO CHAHA MAI NE JIS KO MANGA WO TO NA MILA MJHAI

Utar rahy hain jo dil main khayal

Utar Rahy Hain Jo Dil Main Khayal Tery Hain, K Meri Chashm-e-Tamanna Main Khuawb Tery Hain, Kitab Meri Qalam Mera Soch Bhi Meri, Magar

Mere kandhe pe sar rakh kar usna

mere kandhe pe sar rakh kar usna pocha k kab tak apne kandhhe par sone dogay?? … maine haste howy kaha jab tak log

Kal mili wo mujhse shaam k waqt

KAL mili wo mujhse Shaam k waqt Bujhi Bujhi si Jhuki jhuki si, Udasiyon main Rachi basi si Jo maine pocha !! Udaas q

Mere nmbr pe song suno maine khud

Mere nmbr pe song suno maine khud apni Aawaz me gaa k lagwaya hai Ab dekhna kis kis bewakuf ki mis cal Aati hai….

Chandni raat me madhosh hone se pehle

Chandni Raat Me Madhosh Hone Se Pehle Khuabon Ki Dunya Main Khone Se Pehle Maine Socha Apko Yaad Dila Don Kalma Parh Lena Sone

usne kaha tum main

( USNE KAHA ) Tum Main Pehli si baat nahi ? ( ( MAINE KAHA ) Zindagi main ab tera sath nahi ( (

Is khudgarz dunia main woh tanha chod

is khudgarz dunia main woh tanha chod geya mujhe.. tha mian ek gulab woh rakh k kitab main bhol geya.. maine kitna chaha hai

Little girl abbu insan kahan se aya

LITTLE GIRL: Abbu insan kahan se aya? . DAD: Allah ne adam aur hawa banaye, Unke bache huwe, Insan wahan se aya. . Kuch

Ishq hai tu tu hi zindagi

Ishq hai tu Tu hi zindagi Hasil hai tu Tu hi bandagi Sans ruk si gayi Wakt tham sa gaya Pyar main tere main

Jab teri yaad se gaafil ho jaunga

JAB TERI YAAD SE GAAFIL HO JAUNGA, DEKH LENA MAIN ZAMEEN ODH KE SO JAUNGA, KUCH BHI HO MAINE CHAHA HE TUJHKO DIL SE,

Thukra ke usne mujhko kaha ki muskuraao

Thukra ke usne mujhko, kaha ki muskuraao! Maine has diya, aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha. Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,

phool mehka to hua

*. . .Phool Mehka To Hua Roop Sharaare Jaisa Iss Se Aage Ka Fasaana Hai Hamaare Jaisa Kis Nikalte Huay Sooraj Ki Talab Ki

Ek scientist ne mera brain wash kia

Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phir Pocha: Tumhe ab b koi Yaad hai? Maine Apka Naam liya to wo hans k

Techr 2 a stdnt of kg tum

Techr 2 a stdnt of KG: Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa? Student: Main Sir: Wo Kaise? Student: Maine MuMMaY Ka Doodh Peena chor

Meri chahat ko halaat k tarazoo mein

Meri Chahat Ko Halaat K Tarazoo Mein Kabi Mat ‘Tolna’. %¤JAAN¤% Maine Wo Zakhum B Khaye Hain Jo Qismat Mein Nhi They.

Kitni mushkil se kati kal ki meri

Kitni mushkil se kati kal ki meri raat, mat pooch Dil se nikli hui honton mein dabi baat, mat pooch Wo kiss adaa se

Tum bin kya hai jeena jiya jaaye

Tum Bin Kya Hai Jeena Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin Sadiyon Se Lambi Hain Raatein …Sadiyon Se Lambe Hue

Ab ke jab tu khafa hai mujhse

Ab ke jab tu khafa hai mujhse zindagi Aao hum kuch milkar hal dhoonde zindagi Tum na ab yaad aao hame zindagi Apne haal

Chand na kaha dosti kar doston ki

Chand na kaha /DOSTI/ na kar Doston ki bheer main kahin tu kho jayega. Maine kaha Doston se mil tu bhi upar jana bhool

Bahut muddat ke baad kal jab kitab e zindagi

Bahut Muddat Ke Baad Kal Jab Kitab-E-Zindagi Ko Maine Khola, Bahut Se Chehre Nazar Mein Utre, Bahut Se NaaMo Pe Dil Machla, Ek Aisa

Chand ne kaha dosti na kar

‘Chand’ Ne kaha: ‘Dosti Na kar Doston ki Bheer Me kahin Tu kho Jayega’ Maine kaha: ‘Ae Chand Zamin Pe Aa kar Mere Doston

Us ne kaha k bin mere kaisy

us ne kaha k bin mere kaisy katty gi zindagi jalty huay chiragh ko maine bujha diya k yun

phool chahy thy mgr hath main

*.* Phool Chahy Thy Mgr Hath Main Aye Pathar Hum Ne Aghos E Mohbt Main Suhlaye Pathar Wehshat E Dil K Takkaluf Ki Zrort

Usne jo sher maara to wah ho

Usne jo sher maara to wah wah ho gai, . . Wah wah wah . . Usne jo sher maara to wah wah ho

Mujhse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka

Mujhse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine, Teri tasveer the jo tujhse chupa li maine, Jiss pe likha tha ki tu mere

Wife main kya karon mai to lot

Wife: Main kya karon mai to lot gai, Hasband: Keun kya huwa janu, Wife: Aaj ek naw jawan hensam larka yaha aya, Hasband; To

Maine maana k to yousef sa haseen

Maine maana k to yousef sa haseen nahi lekin Yeh mera dil hai koi missar ka bazar nahi Tujh se lakhon or bhi haseen

Mujse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka

MUJSE MAT POOCH KI KYUN AANKH JHUKA LI MAINE, TERI TASVEER THI JO TUJHSE CHUPA LI MAINE, JIS PE LIKHA THA KI TU MERE

Main kaise chor don jeena bari mushkil

Main Kaise chor don Jeena bari mushkil se sekha hai, Piyala zeher ka peena bari mushkil se seekha hai, Nahi ye ho nahi sakta

Rab ne agar ye rishta banaya na

Rab Ne Agar Ye Rishta Banaya Na Hota, Ek Dost Ko Duje Se Milaya Na Hota, Zindagi Ho Jati Bejaan Agar, Maine Tere Jaisa

Maine dil k darwazy pr likhha

Maine dil k darwazy pr likhha ‘Andar ana mana hAI’ Muhabat muskrati hui ai Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha Or kehne lagi ‘Maaf

Ek dost ne hum se pocha k

Ek dost ne hum se pocha? K Doston ko bhulaya kyun nahi Jata Maine muskura kr ek Gulab uske hath m rakh diya aur

Naami rishton ko mera aaj aakhari salaam

Naami Rishton Ko Mera Aaj Aakhari Salaam Kubul Kijyega Doston Mera Yeh Aakhari Salaam Taqdiir Ne Mere Di Hai Mujhe Aisi Chot Aaj Har

Ek admi ne kaha apne dost se

Ek Admi ne kaha apne dost se ke gadha kesi chilata hai woh bola ‘haanhee haahee’ Admi Bola Dekha Bhai Log Maine Kaha Tha

Jungle mai 1 shikari ko shikar na

Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo ‘Muth’ Marne Beth Gaya. 1 Sher Ne Dekha To Bhaagte Hue Tamam JanwarOn Se

Teacherteri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian

Teacher:teri shikayat aai hai k tu gaalian bohat deta hai? Student:sir maine to kabi kisi benchod ko gali nahi di, pata nahi kis madar

Mere dil main tha thikana us kado

Mere dil main tha thikana us ka,Do qadam us se aaya na gaya,Maine kaha kyon tor diya wada mera,Us ne hans kar kaha Bus

Pathan to molvi kya wazu kiye bina

‘Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai? Molvi: Nahi, Pathan: Hoti hai yaar! Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai. Pathan: Maine khud

Arz kia hai daalte hi jhar gaye

Arz Kia Hai… Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine Kaanta Jo

Dil ki khamoshi se sanson kai tehar

DIL KI KHAMOSHI SE SANSON KAI TEHAR JANI TAK,,,,,,, YAD AYE GI MUJE TU MAIRAY MAAR JANE TAK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, TO NE ULFAT KAI B PEMANY

Maine moun ko kafan main jab chupa

Maine moun ko kafan main jab chupa lia, Tab unhain mujh se milne ki fursat mili, Hal-e-dil pochne jab wo gher se chale, Raste

Mera koyee need nahi hai saath mere

Mera koyee need nahi hai koyee saath nahi mere Dukh bana hai meri chaya rehta mujhko herdam ghera Es chaya ka saath nibane aasoo

Sajda bhi karenge baksh e rooh jallad se muntazir

sajda bhi karenge baksh-e-rooh jallad se… muntazir mein hoon marasim-e-sahar ki.. bewafai ki hadein dekhi hai maine yaro.. wafa ki hud paar kar chuke

Eamal se bhe manga wafa tujhe maine

Eamal Se Bhe Manga, Wafa Se Bhe Manga, Tujhe Maine Teri Raza Se Bhe Manga Jab Na Ho Saka Kuch To Dua Se Bhe

My college life itna sharmila bhi guzra

My College Life Itna sharmila bhi guzra hai zamana uska apna muh apni kitabo mai chupana uska , woh hi ek phool tha college

Us peh khul jati mere shoq ki

Us peh khul jati mere shoq ki shiddat saari. Daikhy hote jo mere paoun k chaale usne. Jis ka her aib zamaane sy chupaya

Jitni shiddat se mujhe zakhm diye us

Jitni shiddat se mujhe zakhm diye us ne “Faraz” Itni shiddat se to maine usay chaha bhi na tha….

Us na mujh se poocha kya hadd

Us na mujh se poocha Kya hadd ha teri muhabbat ki ! Maine kaha sun mary Hamnawa ! Muhabbat ki koi hadd nahi hoti

Ae khuda jab maine tujhse nahi

Ae Khuda Jab Maine Tujhse Nahi Manga Tab B Tu Ne Mujhe Dia To Ye Kaise Mumkin Hai Ke Meri Tujhse Mango Or Tu

Before marriage ure azaaaadd butttttt after

Before Marriage u’re Azaaaadd butttttt after marriage u’re Barbad….. 1) 1st Year of Marriage Husband speaks, wife listen. 2nd Year of Marriage Wife speaks,

Kash tujhe maine apna dost banaya na

Kash tujhe maine apna dost banaya na hota, Tujh pe khud se zada bharosa kiya na hota, Aj pachta rahi hoon apne woh fesle

Senior doctor junior se ward no 12

Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se: Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient Ki Kya Report Hai? Junior Doctor: Sir Uska Tou Maine Post Mortem

Parveen shakir sari duniya k riwajon sy

‘parveen shakir’ Sari duniya k riwajon sy adawat ki thi Tum ko yad hai jab men ny ik himaqat ki thi Usy razdan samajh

1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per

1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua: Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main

Ehsaas use bhi hoga ek din apni

Ehsaas use bhi hoga ek din apni jafa ka Rula dega use ek din khayal meri wafa ka Usne insaan sa sulook bhi na

Yar tere number ko kya howa hai

Yar tere Number ko kya howa hai Bhai? Maine abhi call ki to Pathan Bola ‘Welcome 2 Peshawar ap ka matlooba larka hmary istmaal

Maine bulbul se jo pucha dard e judai ka

‘Maine BuLbuL Se Jo Pucha Dard-e-judai Ka ELaaj,,, ‘Shakh-e-GuL Se Gir Pari, Tarpi ,Tarap K Mar Gai..!

Qissa abi hijar se agy ni barha

Qissa abi hijar se agy ni barha May ”aap” , woh ‘janab’ se agy ni barha Mudat hui kitab-e-Muhabat shuru kiye Lekin may pehly

Mere dilki kitaab ko padhna kabi sapno

Mere Dilki KITAAB Ko Padhna Kabi Sapno Me Aake Mujhse MILNA Kabi Maine Dunia SAAJA Rakhi H Tere Liye Meri Nazro Ki UMMID Banna

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko prapose kiya to ladki ne uske praposel ko thukra diya.Uska dost ye sab dekh raha tha aur dusre

A dil rona nahi hai kase samjhaoo

A dil Rona nahi hai kase samjhaoo ka rona nahi hai Rona wale ko yeh duniya Aur rolati hai A dil-e-masoom tu na ro

December k maheenay ka woh shayad aakhri

December K Maheenay ka Woh Shayad Aakhri Din Tha Baras Guzray Kaee Maine ‘Mohabbat’ Lafz Likha Tha Koi Kaghaz k Tukray Par Achanak Yaad

Ek din zindagi itni hogi haseen jhoomega

Ek Din Zindagi Itni Hogi Haseen Jhoomega Aasmaan Gaayegi Ye Zameen Ek Din Zindagi Itni Hogi Haseen Jhoomega Aasmaan Gaayegi Ye Zameen Maine Socha

Aaj achanak hath pe ek aansu gira

Aaj Achanak Hath Pe Ek Aansu Gira, Maine Us Se Pucha: Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho? Aansu bola: Abay Apny Kaam Se

Zardari aya daant dikhaya bivi ko

Zardari aya, daant dikhaya, bivi ko marwaya, dusron pay ilzaam lagaya, Gilaani ko jail se nikalwaya, wazeer-e-azam banaya, khushali bhagaya, mehangai barhaya, qarze mangaya,

Rulane wale to sabi mile ansu

Rulane Wale To Sabi Mile, Ansu Pohnchne Wala Na Mila. Mere Dil Ko Thi Jis Ki Tamana, Wo Mann Chaha Na Mila. Yon To

Hosh e haalat pe kaboo to kar

Hosh e haalat pe kaboo to kar liya maine, Asad unhe dekhke phir hosh kho gaye to kya hoga.

5 log aap ka mobile number

5 Log aap ka mobile number maang rahay they? Maine aap ka numbar nahin dia? Address de dia Hai. Un Logon k Naam Ye

bas itni si inaayat mujh pe

‘ Bas itni si inaayat mujh pe aik baar kijiye Kabhi aa ke mere zakhmon ka dedaar kijiye, Ho jaaye begaane aap shauq se

Jab dekh liya k yahan nahi hai

JAB DEKH LIYA K YAHAN NAHI HAI YAAR KOI MAINE GIRTEY GIRTEY THAAM LI DEEWAAR KOI JAB BHI MAINE KOSHISH KI HAI MARNE KI

Ab agar aao to jaane ke liye

Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain Dil

Kuch khushi ke pal leke aayi yeh

Kuch Khushi Ke Pal Leke Aayi Yeh Zindagi Phir Sapne Suhane Bunne Lagi Yeh Zindagi Maine Kiya Sawal Toh Jawab banke Aayi Yeh Zindagi

Jise chaha kaash wo hamara hota

jise chaha kaash wo hamara hota, meri khwaish ka bhi koi kinara hota, ye soch kar maine usko roka nahi, dur hi kyu jata

Lo akhri din b bet gya hy

Lo Akhri din b bet gya hy. Bulbul bazi jeet gya hy. Tmhary loutny ka wada. Aj tou voh b toot gya hy. Mery

Uski yaad mein dekho hum kya karte

uski yaad mein dekho hum kya karte hain bikhri hui zindagi mein deewaronse baatein karte hain dekha usse kal maine par woh ek chalava

Maine us se naam jo pucha

Maine us se naam jo pucha? Usne badnam likh bheyja. Maine pucha tere mamay kaise hain? Us ne doodh ki dukan likh bheyja. Maine

Dil mein jo aaya woh likh diya

Dil Mein Jo Aaya Woh Likh Diya Kabhi Milan Kabhi Judai Likh Diya Pehli Baar Mile The Yahan Hum Un Raahon Ka Naam Manzil

Maine hawa ko ek message diya wo

Maine “Hawa” ko Ek “Message” diya wo “Jhoomti” hui “Baadal” K pass gai aur Mera “Message” usko diya to wo “Barasne” laga ” .

Wife tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho

Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Husband: Shahjahan Jitna. Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge? Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le

Ye faisla maine badi asani se kar

ye faisla maine badi asani se kar liya… uski har ek yaad ko sine me dafan kar liya… log puchte he kyu din raat

Toone mujhase kyon daga ki mere

Toone mujhase kyon daga ki, Mere pyaar ki tune mujhe ye kaisi saza di, Ki chaar din guzarte hai mera tanhaaiyo me, Maine to

Naseeb mein tha maan ki mamta daolath

Naseeb Mein Tha, Maan Ki Mamta Ki Daolath Tukhra Diya Tha Maine Us Daolath Ko Aaj Us Daulat Ki Qimat Maloom Padi Per Bouth

1 robert boss maine koi

1) Robert : Boss Maine Koi Galti Nahi Ki, Phir Bhi App Mujhe Saza Kyon De Rahain Hain? Lion (Ajit) : Very Simple Robert,

Maine usko sallam likh bheja hai haal e dil

Maine usko sallam likh bheja hai Haal-e-dil tamam likh bheja hai Maine poocha tere hoont kaise hain,? Usne ik lafz jaam likh bheja hai

Maine kaha mere lye b dua kya

Maine kaha mere lye b dua kya kro Us ne kaha is ki na fikar kya kro Maine kaha mere zehan pe rhta hy

Pagal khanay ka incharge aap theak

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge: Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai. Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming

Kal raat maine apne sary gham assaman

Kal raat maine Apne sary Gham Assaman ko suna diya…. ….. Faraz.. Aaj dkhlo mein khamosh hon Or Aasman Ro Raha Hai

aj kuch waqt ke liye pas

=.= Aj kuch waqt ke liye pas mre, kash tum aa jate… bht tanha hn mai aj, kash tum aa jate… Kabi khud ko

Aapke lovely words ne mere charmy heart

Aapke lovely lovely words ne, mere charmy charmy heart ko itna effect kiya, maine sabko reject karke, aapko apna dost accept kiya.

Mai nadan teri baaton ko pyar samaj

mai nadan teri baaton ko pyar samaj baitha, zindagi sath guzarne wala dildar samaj baitha, maine to zindagi tujhpe nissar kar di, tere adao

Meri chahat thhi bas yahi ki tujhe

Meri Chahat Thhi Bas Yahi Ki Tujhe Chaahti Rahoon Teri Khushiyon Ko Tere Kareeb Rehke Nihaarti Rahun Jaanti Thhi Agar Maine Ikraar Kar Diya

Tere nam ko honton p sajaya hy

Tere nam ko honton p sajaya hy maine Teri ruh ko dil me bsaya hy maine Dunya tumhen dhundte dhundte ho jaye gi pagal

Nazar mai zulmat badan thandak jamaal

Nazar mai zulmat badan mai thandak, Jamaal kitna ajeeb sa tha, Me uski chahat me ghar se nikla to haal kitna ajeeb sa tha,

SMS #70710

^^ ‘ ‘ (‘.’) ””’)~ _ _ _ !! !! Ye lo Bakra Eid tk isy khilana pilana roz sham k Sair krwna or

Jis se maine mohabbat ki wo

Jis Se Maine Mohabbat Ki, Wo Mohabbat Thi Kisi Or Ki Dharkan Mere Dilki Or Sansein Kisi Or Ki Badal Gayi Ye Dunya Wo

1 pathr se dil lgaya hy chot

1 Pathr se dil lgaya hy Chot khai hy to hosh aaya hy Vo masiha b, kya masiha hy? Mre zakhmon pe muskraya hy

Raat ko meri aankh se ek aansoo

Raat ko meri aankh se ek aansoo nikal aaya.. Maine poocha tu bahar kyon aayaa.. Usne bataya-Koi en aankhon mein hai itna samaya.. Ki

Husband kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho

Husband: Kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho, phir bhi tumhe khana banana to aata he nahi.? Wife: Tum bhi to Blue film dekhte rehte

Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya

Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai, wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do, wo b maan

Pni aankhon me dariyaa umadhte dekha jab

pni aankho‘n me dariyaa umadhte dekha jab kabhi ankho‘n se ashq ubharte dekha Ek aankh ke asq me thaa gham-e-judaai duje me apne khud

Chand ne mjhse kaha tere sare

‘CHAND’ ne mjhse kaha ‘Tere sare dost Kanjoos Nalaiq Gareeb hain, maine usey ghusse se ghoora or kaha teri Himmat kese hui . .

Wo pyari si hansi tere chehre ki

Wo Pyari si Hansi tere Chehre ki, Wo Kajal se Saji Aankhen teri, Wo Dil kashi Zulfein teri, Wo Khil khilata hua Chehra tera,

If mathematicians became film producers then

If Mathematicians Became Film Producers, Then, The Title Would Be Something Like This… . Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity . Mai Log Ki Deewani Hoon

Main na mil sakon jo tum se

Main na mil sakon jo tum se, meri justujo na karna Tumhain meri hi qasam hay, meri arzoo na karna Mujhy jis se thi

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko

Na jaane kyun barose ka yahi anjaam

Na Jaane Kyun Barose Ka Yahi Anjaam Hota Hai Sabko Samje Khudsa Hi, Dil Tuh Nadan Hota Hai Karun Kya Abh Gila Kisi Se

Jab dekha tere aankhon mein maine thum

Jab Dekha Tere Aankhon Mein Maine Thum Sa Gaya Yeh Dil Mera.. Jab Chuma Labbo Ko Tera Khil Sa Gaya Yeh Dil Mera.. Jab

Zindagi ko maine ne thukra diya hota

Zindagi ko maine ne thukra diya hota, Khud ko bhe mita diya hota, Is dil main yad hay teri ‘WARNA’ Is dil ko bhe

Maine ik or naya mobile lya hai

Maine ik or naya mobile lya hai jis me ,fingerprint technology, 8 mega pixel double cam, 6 inch touch screen & 24Gb built in

Mudat hoi k chehra e yar

Mudat hoi k chehra- e- yar ni dakha, wo ankhyn ni daikhen wo rukhsar ni dakha, fakt ye jan kr k greeb hun thukra

Boy mujhe muaf karna maine ap se

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