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madam SMS Messages

1 aurat lahore k heera mundi se

1 Aurat lahore k heera mundi se bolne wala tota le i ghr aty hi tota bola: oy hoy nva adda nvi madam itne

She came i ignored her

She Came. . . I Ignored her, she Smiled. . . I kept Quiet, she began to Speak.. I didn’t Listen, she sp0ke 1

Girl book store me sales man se

Girl Book Store Me Sales Man Se: Kiya Aap k Pas ye kitab Hey? ”Larkiyan Zaheen Hoti Hen” Sales Man: Madam Lateefon ki Dukaan

Six aur sex mainkiya farq hai very

SIX aur SEX mainkiya farq hai..? very simple. . . utha k maaro tou SIX or litaa k maaro tou SEX. . hath uper

Pichli line m betha bacha miss mera

Pichli Line m betha bacha: miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help kr dain. Miss pas i or jab lace tie

Teacher main teri maa hoti tou tujhy

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti … Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar

1 baar exam me question aya hips

1 baar exam me question aya hips par essay likho To Pathan apni pant khol kar hips dekh rha tha, tabhi ek bacha bola,

Who rooya to bhout per muj say

WHO ROOYA TO BHOUT ,PER MUJ SAY MOUN MOUR KA ROOYA. KOI MAJBORI HO GI, JO DIL TOOR KAR ROOYA,… MARAY SAMNAIN KIYA ,MARI

A new vaccum salesman knocked on da

A new vaccum salesman knocked on da door!A lady opened it!Before she could speak, da salesman rushed into da living room and emptied a

Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai. Officer- Sorry Madam Hum Public Property Per Insurance Nahi

Class 0ne me ek new bachi aai

Class 0ne me ek new bachi aai tu sb bachon ne usy khala khala kehna shuru krdia Bachi ne madam ko bula liya Madam:jin

teacher batao bandariya aur larki

*. . .Teacher: Batao Bandariya aur Larki Me Kiya Cheez ‘COMMON’ hai..? Student: Madam aik hi Chez Common hai.. Dono ‘KELA’ dekh kar Pagal

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar- How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally? Sardar- Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam…

Behind every fail student there is a

Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte

Sabzi wala madam ap ne ye note

Sabzi wala: Madam ap ne ye note brezier se nikala hy? Madm: Han Tmhyn kese pta chla? Sabzi Wala: QAID-E-AZAM ka mu khula hua

Madam kisi b ghar ki rakhwali k

Madam: Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali K Lye Kutta Sb Sy Behtrin Janwar Hy Studnt: Is Ka Matlb Humara Mulk Mehfoz Hy? Madam: Nahi

1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho

‘1 miraasi ka bacha school dakhil ho gya… Teacher ne kaha k 2 ka paharra sunao… Wo bola: Madam monitor noo akho naal halki

Diagram in book was not clear somadam

Diagram in book was not clear.. So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced.. ‘Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!’

Height of chillness entering late in

…*Height of chillness entering late in the class without permison & saying to madam… . . . . . . Swettie… . . .

An application to the head master in

An application to the head master in Punjabi. guzarish hai k mera hun school aan nu dil nai karda tusi bachian wi alag kar

Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office. Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai. Officer- Sorry Madam Hum Public Property Per Insurance Nahi

Ladies ke saath dukaan daaron ka harami

ladies ke saath dukaan daaron ka harami pan. bank cashier:_- madam ap so so k len gi? fruit seller:- baji zara keley ka size

Studnet to teachr madam are you hen

Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen? Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking? Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.

Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

A blonde girl enters a store that

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size

Teacher mein teri maa hoti to

Teacher: Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti… Student: Madam Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Ke

Application to the headmaster in punjabi

Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi…! Mastra, Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda, Tusi kurian v alg kr

Ladysaari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikhato

LADY:Saari may agar ek bhi suraakh dikha,to saari wapis kar dun gi. DUKANDAAR: madam Ji, aap ‘Suraakh’dikha dayn to, Saari apko free may de

Teacher abhi parh lo beta warna rzlt

Teacher: Abhi Parh Lo Beta! Warna Rzlt Aane K Baad Tum Rooge. . . . . . . . . Student : Rzlt Se

Girlbook store me sales man se

Girl:book store me sales man se , kia apke pas ye kitab he:- ”larkiyan zaheen hoti hain” Sales man: madam lateefon ki kitaben doosri

Teacher bacho batao billi k itne zyada

Teacher; bacho batao BILLI k itne zyada bachay kyon hote hain? bacha : madam agar aap b galiyoun main pherin gi to yehi haal

1 hostle main larkiyan cycle chala rahi

1 Hostle main Larkiyan Cycle Chala Rahi Thin.. . . Wo Khush Thi Or Bhot Shor Macha Rahi Thi.. . Madam Boli: Chup ho

A lady lost her purse in a

A lady lost her purse in a store. Finally a boy come to her: ‘Madam here is your purse.’ She looked inside and was

In class madam said write ur lover

In class madam said write ur lover name on paper After 2 second boys said: Finished After 1hour girlz: Xtra sheet plz Moral:larkiyan boht

Teacher 2 pathantum kahan paida hue

Teacher 2 pathan:Tum kahan paida hue? Pathan: Khyber Pakhtonkhua Teachr:Is k Spellng batao Pathan: Madam thehro Hm ko lagta hy hm U.K me paida

Height of double meaning a dad

‘Height of double meaning A Dad Went To School To Get Son’s Report Card, Busy Madam To Dad, ‘Abhi Nahi De Sakti.’ Dad,’Chalain Aap

Girl book store main sales man se

Girl, Book store main sales man se, kia aap k pass ye kitab hai, ‘Larkiyan Zaheen Hoti Hain?’ Sales man: Madam Lateefon ki kitabain

Madam boy se kahan hai

Madam boy se :- Kahan hai copy ? Kahan hai pen ? Boy-Jabse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen ??? Tere mast-mast 2 nain,,

Aasman mein kaali ghata chhayi hai aaj

Aasman mein kaali ghata chhayi hai, aaj phir principal say maar khai hai, sub kehtay hai sudhar jaa, par kya karen aaj Madam phir

Girls college ki building ko aag lag

Girls college ki building ko aag lag gai, College ki sub girls door khari Huns rahi thi k Chalo ab college to nahi Aana

Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to

Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to dekha nokar jhank raha tha, Madam-kyu jhank rahe the? Nokar-Apne hi to kaha tha me naha rahi

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar how

MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar- How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally? . . . . Sardar- Juice Bana K

Girl in book store asked from sales

Girl in book store asked from sales man: ‘ap k pas wo book hai, ‘girls are intelligent”?. Salesman: Madam, Jokes book 2sri side par

Height of innocence small kid on

Height Of Innocence: Small Kid (On phone): Madam, My son Will Not Come to School Today. Madam: Who Are You?? Kid: My Papa Is

Ladies k saath dukaan daron ka harami

Ladies k Saath Dukaan daron Ka Harami pan Bank Cashier: Madam ap So So k len gi Fruit seller: Baji zara kelay ka size

7 nangay larkay apna khara ker k

7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thay, 1 Aurat Ne Poocha: Are You Advertising For Condoms.? Larkay: Nahi Madam

Lady teacher bolo bacho i 4

LADY TEACHER: BOLO BACHO I 4 INK J 4 JUG K 4 KITE L 4 LUN OH!SORRY BACHO GALTI SE MOU SE NEKAL GAYA

Subha k ujalay main soraj ki

Subha k ujalay main Soraj ki kirnun main Doup ki chawon main Parendoun k nagmun main Hawa ki sadauon main Kalieon ki adauon main

Sabziwala madam ye 500 ka note blouse

Sabziwala: Madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikla hai kya? Madam: haan par apko kaise pata chala? Sabziwala: Gandhi ji ka mu abhi

Txt msg hello ur mobile ssshhhhmy madam

txt msg: hello ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb txt msg: may i vibrate u? ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead

School mein 1 fail student k papa

School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa Class Teacher se: Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho, Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal