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Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein 1

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein: 1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen

Kuch un ki wafaon ne loota

kuch un ki wafaon ne loota Kuch un ki inayat maar gar, Hum raz-e-mohabat keh na saky Chup rehny ki aadat maar gae, Dil

Ek merasi ne chaudhry ki beti ka

Ek Merasi Ne Chaudhry Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga. Chaudhry Ne Merasi Ko Khoob Mara, Maar Kha k Merasi Utha Kapray Jhaar kr Bola:

Jaisaa huun vaisaa kyuun samjhaa saktaa thaa

jaisaa huuN vaisaa kyuuN huuN samjhaa saktaa thaa maiN tumne puuchhaa to hotaa, batlaa saktaa thaa maiN aasuudaa rahne kii Khwaahish maar gaii varnaa

Lamha e fikar tum main se koi apne

*Lamha-e-Fikar* ‘Tum Main Se Koi Apne Bhai Par Hathiyar Na Uthaye (Agarche Mazaq Main Hi Kyun Na Ho) Kyun Ke Woh Nahin Jaanta Shayad

Doctor charsi se cigarette noshi insan ko

Doctor Charsi se: Cigarette Noshi Insan ko Aahista Aahista Maar deti hai. . . . Charsi: To Theek Hai. Mujhe Bhi Koi Jaldi Nahi

Pathan paper de raha tha larka

Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maarey ga

Tujhase milane kii sazaa denge tere shahar

tujhase milane kii sazaa de.nge tere shahar ke log ye vafaao.n kaa silaa de.nge tere shahar ke log kyaa Khabar thii tere milane pe

Bacha to her mom ami men kese

Bacha to her mom: ami men kese paida hua.? Mom:mene 1 brtan men mati dal k rakh di kuch din bad us me se

Lot k aye gi mohabt ki shaam

Lot k aye gi Mohabt ki SHAAM Tum ne kaha tha, Ye zindgi hui tere NAAM Tum ne kaha tha, Is AAS pe gir

Wife aik baat bolon husband han

Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.? Wife:- Mein Maa’n Bn’ne wali Hoo’n.. Husband:- Hurrraye..It,s A

Aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain. Pathan Samajh

Wife ik bat bolon husband bolo

Wife: Ik bat bolon? Husband: Bolo! Wife: Maaro ge to nahi? Husband: Arry Jani Nahi! kya bat hy? Wife: Men maa banne wali hon.

Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey

Zulf bikhra k w0 jis dam sare

Zulf bikhra k w0 jis dam sar_e_ bazar chaley ,,, + + Gul macha, Sh0r utha, Maar chaley, Maar chaley …!

Buht umeed rakhna or phir beaas hona

Buht umeed rakhna, or phir be’aas hona b, Bashar ko maar deta hy, buht hassas hona b, ‘Suno ik kaan se or doosre se

Gulzar chalo naa bhatake lafange kuuchon

Gulzar chalo naa bhaTake lafange kuuchon men luchchii galiyon ke chowk dekhen sunaa hai vo log chuus kar jin ko vaqt ne raasten men

Aanaa passand kabhi muhabbat nahin kartay

Aanaa Passand Kabhi Muhabbat nahin Kartay..!! Muhabbat Un ka Shewa Hai Jo Khud ko “Maar” Detay hain..!!

Firaaq e yar ki lambi raatein udaass shaamein

Firaaq-E-yar ki lambi Raatein,, UdaaSs shaamein: Bas bhi kar december,, Kya y0un hi maar daalay ga.

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar 6 goal kiye phir b pathan ko buhat maar pari . . . . . . q

Boy is sitting in a hotel room

Boy is sitting in a hotel room with a girl Girl: mana k tum b larke ho or me larki Boy: to? Girl: mana

Larka larki se poora andar gaya

LARKA larki se: Poora andar gaya? Larki: Ahhhh..Haan Gaya Larka: Tight hai kia ziada takleef to nahi ho rahi hai? Larki: Uuff…haan thori thori..

Bichre hue logon ki sadayen maar deti

Bichre hue logon ki Sadayen maar deti hain Kuch Parda Nashinon ki Adayein maar deti hain Kisi_ko Raas Aa jati hai Bd_dua Dosto Aur

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho dukh

Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho Dukh dia ho Pareshan kiya ho To ap b usko rula sakte hain Dukh desakte hain Pta hai

Itnay zalim na bano kuch to murravat

Itnay Zalim Na bano Kuch To Murravat Sikho ‘Ghalib’ Tum Pe Mertay Hain, To Kia Maar Hi Dalo ga TÂÑHÃ

Jis ke dhoron ko zaalim hankaa le

jis ke Dhoro.n ko zaalim ha.Nkaa le gaye jis kii beTii ko Daakuu uThaa le gaye haath bhar Khet se ek a.ngusht paTavaar ne

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Bohat umeed rakhna aur phir be aas hona

Bohat Umeed rakhna aur Phir Be-aas hona bhi, Bashar ko Maar deta hai bohat Hassaas hona bhi, Suno ik Kaan se aur dusre se

Shaam e gham ki qasam aaj

Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam Aaj GhamgEen Hain Hum Aa Bhe Jaa Aa Bhe ja Aaj Meray Sanam Dil PreShan Hai Raat Veeraan Hai

Us ka andaz e bayan hi maar deta hai

Us Ka Andaz-e-Bayan Hi Maar Deta Hai ‘Faraz’ Wo haqeeqat Main Pyaar Karey Ga Tou Kia Ho ga …

Us ka andaz e bayan hi maar deta hy

Us Ka Andaz-e-Bayan Hi Maar Deta Hy ‘GurIyA’ Wo haqeeqat Main Pyaar Karey Ga Tou Kia Ho ga … !!

Na jago raat bhar mohsin meri mano

Na jago raat bhar ‘mohsin’ meri mano to so jao,,, Ye khuwabida nazar phir kal kisi ko maar dale gi_

Ek chor ki faryad night packeges

Ek Chor Ki Faryad.. Night Packeges Ne To Humein Bhuka Maar Diya Hai ‘Faraz’ Jis Ghar Men Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi

Kisi ko mohabat ki sachai maar daly

Kisi ko mohabat ki sachai maar daly gi kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar daly gi kar k mohabat koi nahin bachy ga aur

Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH – RAKHNA Kyu – K Kyu-K CITY-GOVT NE KUTTA

Dil lagi na ho jaye kisi se

Dil Lagi Na Ho Jaye kisi Se ye khayal krna, !!…ay dost…!! Din to Guzar Jata Hai magar Raaten Maar Deti Hein.

Zulf bikhra k wo jis dam sr e bazaar

Zulf bikhra k wo jis dam sr-e-bazaar chale.. Ghul macha, shor utha maar chale maar chale..!

Us ka andaz e bayan hi maar deta hai

Us Ka Andaz-e-Bayan Hi Maar Deta Hai ‘Faraz’ Wo haqeeqat Main Pyaar Karey Ga Tou Kia Ho ga …

Bohat masroof lamhon mein kabhi ek

Bohat Masroof Lamhon Mein Kabhi Ek Pal Ko Socho Toa Koi Kitna Akela Hai Kisi Ki Zindagi Tum Ho Kisi Ki Bandagi Tum Ho

Arz kia hai pankha chale tu

Arz Kia Hai Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai Wah Wah Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai Bhai Wah Wah Pankha chale tu hawa

Labon ki sersarahat se badan ke choor

Labon ki sersarahat se badan ke choor hone tak mai tujh ko iss tarha chahoon k teri saaans ruk jaye khataaoon per khataein hon

Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se

Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai [HAZRAT LUQMAN (A.S)] Chand k baghair raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan. [HAZRAT

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne

Tumhen maloom hai jaanan k tum

Tumhen Maloom hai Jaanan! K Tum Bhi Eik ‘Qaatil’ ho! Mery Ander ka Ek Hansta Huva Insaan!! Tum ne Maar Daala Hai!!

(_),,=.____ ’,’/ ” :. : :.), _,__!,!,!”’”!,!,!”.*. Aey merey Bael jaldi jaao, Jo mujhe sms nahi karte unke mobile par Takker maar key aao

Teray simple face ki beauty nai meray

Teray simple face ki beauty nai Meray gentle heart ko maar diya Teray love ko paa kar main nai Night ko sona chod diya.

Muhabbat jeet hoti hai maghr yeh haar

Muhabbat jeet hoti hai Maghr yeh haar jati hai kabi dil soz lamhon sy kabhi bekaar rasmon sy kabi taqdeer walon sy kabhi majboor

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Wafa ki jang mat larna bekar jati

Wafa ki jang Mat Larna Bekar jati he, Zmana jeet jata he Mohbt Har jati he, Hmara Tazkra choro Hm aise Log hen Jinko,

Sorry kuch din se apko sms nahi

Sorry kuch din se apko SMS nahi ker saka Drasal POLICE ne pakar lia tha 302 ke CASE main Main ne 1 LARKI se

Ab kisi sey bhi mohabbat nhi ker

ab kisi sey bhi mohabbat nhi ker paata hai maar ker khud ko jo ik shakhs bachaya main ney

Hogaye jawan bachay boorhi horahi hai maa

Hogaye Jawan Bachay Boorhi Horahi Hai Maa Be Chiragh Ankhon Me Khuwab Bo Rahi Hai Maa Roti Apney Hisse Ki De K Apney Bachon

Ghazal kabhi jeet gaye haar kabhi

GHAZAL, -KABHI JEET GAYE- -KABHI HAAR GAYE- Kabhi apne kabhi ghair hum ko maar gaye Kal jo khushiyon men shareek thay Aaj chorr wo

Samajte hai wo k pathar humunko thokar

Samajte hai wo k pathar hai hum,unko thokar maar jaenge,woh bewafa ek baar keh de NaFrAt hai humse, khuda kasam pathar to kya, phool

Nahi aise sata0 tum muje tanhai dasti

Nahi Aise Sata0 Tum MuJe Tanhai Dasti Hai Kahin Sy L0t Aa0 Tum MuJe Tanhai Dasti Hai Yakeen Tum K0 Meri Bat0n Py Akhir

Kuch un ki wafaon ne loota

kuch un ki wafaon ne loota Kuch un ki inayat maar gar, Hum raz-e-mohabat keh na saky Chup rehny ki aadat maar gae, Dil

Bandh lain hathoon pay seenay saja tum

Bandh lain hathoon pay seenay pay saja lain tum ko, Sochtay hain k aik taveez bana lain tum ko, Phir tumhain roz sanwarain tumhain

Nigaheyar k pardon me hai pinha ada

Nigah_E_Yar K Pardon Me Hai Pinha Ada Kesi Sitam Kesa Karam Kesa Jafa Kesi Wafa Kesi. Ye Jo Tufan Smandr Hain Ye Sb Hsti

Raat bhi gahri thi hum daar sakte

Raat Bhi Gahri Thi Hum Daar Bhi Sakte They Hum Jo Kahtey They Kar Bhi Saktey They Who Jo Bichra To Yeh Bhi Nahi

Jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g

”’jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,” **dost** **utha k pathar kutte ko maar deta hoon,,,,**aaoon aaoon aaoon

Dosti kro college wali se ishq larao

Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur

Larka larki se poora ander gaya

Larka Larki Se: Poora Ander Gaya..? Larki: Ahhhh..Haan Gaya.. Larka: Tight Hai Kia Ziada Takleef To Nahi Ho Rahi..? Larki: Uuff..Haan Thori Thori.. Larka:

Night was dark moon high boy

Night was dark Moon was high Boy stoped his Bike Girl asked: Why? Boy come close She felt shy He told in her ear

Duaa kaa tuutaa huaa harf sard aah

Duaa kaa TuuTaa hu’aa harf sard aah meN hai Terii juda’ii kaa manzar abhii nigaah meN hai Tere badalne ke baa-vajuud tujhko chaahaa hai

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari

Baazi jitt ke hun asi han haar

Baazi Jitt Ke Hun Asi Han Haar Chale, Satt Apne Dil Te Ha Maar Chale, Nai Bhulne Sajna Oh Din Sanu, Jo Tere Sang

Manzil door or safar bohat hai choti

Manzil Door Or Safar Bohat Hai Choti Si Zndgi Ki Fikar Bohut Hai Maar Daalti Ye Dunya Kab Ki Humen Lekin Shayad Kisi Ki

Aasman pr kali ghata chhai hai

Aasman pr kali ghata chhai hai Aaj phir ghar wali se maar khai hai Kehti hai sudhar jao Lekin kya karoon FARAZ Kaam wali

Mjhe maar rahi hai aag judai ki

Mjhe maar Rahi hai Aag judai ki Ab snam Ajao Tum Main guzar gya to phir kya hoga mjhe itna trpao tum Meri Rahon

Laut k aayegi muhabbatki shaam tum ne

~’Laut K AayeGi ‘Muhabbat’Ki Shaam Tum Ne Kaha Tha Ye zindagi Hui Tere Naam Tum Ne Kaha Tha Is Aas Pe Gir Jate Hain

Dosttumhe us orat se maar kyu pari

Dost:Tumhe us Orat se maar kyu pari Pathan: Us ki seat k neche Meri Pani ki Bottle pari thi. Maine Bas itna kaha K

Ik thi guriya tha gudda dono

Ik Thi GuRiYa Ik Tha Gudda, Dono Main Tha Rishta Dil Ka, Mat’ti K Woh Ban’ne Hwe The, Lekin Woh The Be-Hadd Piyare, Ik

Ik thi guriya tha gudda dono

Ik Thi GuRiYa Ik Tha Gudda, Dono Main Tha Rishta Dil Ka, Mat’ti K Woh Ban’ne Hwe The, Lekin Woh The Be-Hadd Piyare, Ik

Muhbt kch bhi ho jana dars

Muhbt kch bhi ho jana…. Muhbt dars deity hai….. Muhbt zapt deity hai…. Muhbt barishen aisen…. Koi tu doob jata hai……. Koi tu paar

Ek thi guriya tha gudda dono

Ek Thi GuRiYa Ek Tha Gudda, Dono Main Tha Rishta Dil Ka, Mat’ti K Woh Ban’ne Hwe The, Lekin Woh The Be-Hadd Piyare, Ik

Kuchh ishq thaa majabuurii thii so maine

kuchh ishq thaa kuchh majabuurii thii so maine jiivan vaar diyaa main kaisaa zindaa aadamii thaa ik shaKhs ne mujh ko maar diyaa ye

Sardar itny sary log football ko laat

Sardar: itny sary log football ko laat q maar rhe hain ? Admi: goal kerne k lye , Sardar: LoO jee! . . gol

Us ka andaz e bayan hi maar deta hai

Us Ka Andaz-e-Bayan Hi Maar Deta Hai ‘Faraz’ Wo haqeeqat Main Pyaar Karey Ga Tou Kia Ho ga …

Siraan utte bann ke kaffan gharo nikle

Siraan utte bann ke kaffan gharo nikle haan darde na zulma di aag ton, maut diyaa mode naal modaa maar lang jana, shonk ne

Kuch na kehna chup rehna yeh

Kuch na kehna chup chup rehna YEH B EK UDASI HAI Hans k saray sadmay sehna YEH B EK UDASI HAI Bethay bethay kho

Yunhi ajnabi na bna kro kbi

Yunhi ajnabi na bna kro kbi muskra k mila kro, Kbi sun to lo mera hal-e-dil kbi mujh se koi gila kro, Teri ik

Pathar samajh kar thookar maar di tum

Pathar Samajh kar Thookar Maar Di Tum Ne, ~Ay Dost~ Tarash k Dekhte to Shayad Heere Se Bhi Anmool Hoty hum,

Ache dost takiye ki tarhan hota hai

Ache dost Takiye ki tarhan hota hai, Museebat main seenay se laga lo,,!! ; Tanhai main sir rakh kar roo lo,,! ; Khushi main

Maar dala hai zindagi ne rana

maar dala hai zindagi ne RaNa Jaan niklay to kuch qarar ay.

Bohat ummid rkhna or phir bayaas hona

Bohat ummid rkhna or phir bay’aas hona b, Bashar ko maar deta hai bohat hassaas hona b. Suno ik kaan say or doosray say

Mohabbat phir mohabbat haikabhi dil se nai

Mohabbat phir mohabbat hai, Kabhi dil se nai jati, Hazaron rang hain iss k, Ajab hi dhang hain iss k, Kabhi sehra, Kabhi darya,

Dosti karo college wali se pyar office

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se program karo pados wali se ankh ladao Sali se love karo dilwali se aur

Nhi aise satao tum mujhe tanhayi dasti

Nhi Aise Satao Tum, Mujhe Tanhayi Dasti Hai, Kahin Se Lout Aao Tum, Mujhe Tanhayi Dasti Hai, Yaqeen Tumko Meri Baaton Pe Akhir Kyun

Gabbar sends kaalia and two others to

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: ?Abe O

Siyaah hijr gaya zard intezaar gaye

Siyaah hijr gaya , zard intezaar gaye kisi ka dard gaya dard k hisaar gaye udaas raat, khizaan humsafar,safar gumnaam teray khayaal k mausam

Ek pathan molvi ki shadi panjaban se

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay

Manzil door or safar bohat hai choti

Manzil Door Or Safar Bohat Hai Choti Si Zndgi Ki Fikar Bohut Hai Maar Daalti Ye Dunya Kab Ki Humen Lekin Shayad Kisi Ki

Na jago raat bhar mohsin meri mano

¤Na jago raat bhar Mohsin! Meri mano to so jao, Ye khawabida nazar phir kal kisi ko maar dalay gi.¤

Main 3 tak ginon ga agr tu

Main 3 Tak Ginon Ga Agr Tu Nai Bhaga To Gand Me Goli Maar Dunga 1 2 3 Nahi Bhaga Na Pata Tha Tjhe

Suno kisi ne such kaha tha

Suno , kisi Ne Such kaha tha , ye , Mohabat Mer Nahi Sakti , Magar, Adhora Such Suna Humne, Mukamal Such to ye

Memon apnay betay ki petaai laga raha

MEMON Apnay Betay Ki Petaai Laga Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha Kya Huwa Q Maar Rahay Ho Bacchey Ko? *MEMON: Kya Bataun Janab Maine

1 mat jao plz 2 allah

1 = Mat Jao plz 2 = Allah hifazat karey tumhari 3 = I can’t live without U 4 = I Love U, jano

Tujhse milne ki saza denge tere shehar

tuJhse milne ki saza denge tere shehar ke log ye wafaoN ka sila denge tere shehar ke log kya khabar thee tere milne pe

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

Kya andheron k dukh kya ujalon dukh

Kya Andheron k Dukh kya Ujalon k Dukh, JB hraa dn Muqadar ki Chalon k Dukh, Jinki Aankhen nhi wo na royen kbhi, Jaan

1 pathan ko uska susar

——————————————————————————– 1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha: Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho? Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

Paindo shadi k nxt din bv ko

Paindo shadi k nxt din Bv ko maar rha tha Logon ne pucha to bola: ‘Innay meri chah wich Tawiz Milaya a’ Bv Roti

Libaas tan se utaar dena kisi ko

Libaas tan se utaar dena Kisi ko Banhoon ka ka har dena Phir uss k jazbon ko Maar dena Agar Mohabat yahi ha Jana

Ilahi teri chokhat per bhikari ban ker

Ilahi teri chokhat per bhikari ban ker aya hoon, Sarapa faqr hoon, ijz-o-nadamat saath laya hoon, Bhikari woh ke jis ke paas jholi hai

Sho ek chor ko buri trah se

S.H.O. Ek Chor ko buri trah se maar raha tha. Aur pooray shehr ki wardatein usi se manwa raha tha. S.H.O k Ghar se

Zalimo ne osama keh k najane kisko

zALIMO NE OSAMA KEH K NAJANE KISKO MAAR DIA EH AQEEL, hUM TO PEHLE HI IS KASHMAKASH MEIN THE K AKHIR YEH MONA KON

Posted by adam november 27 1149am

Posted by: Adam, November 27, 11:49am Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar

Ek larka ghar dair sy lauta maa

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Sy Lauta Maa: Kaha Thy? Beta: Emotional film Dekhny Gya Tha ‘MAA DA PYAR’ Maa: Ab ander Ja k Action

Ek aadmi ki ammi ke nic per

Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya: Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya. Aur

Bhujty hue diye ki dua kaam kar

Bhujty Hue Diye Ki Dua Kaam Kar Gae Ik Shaab Ki Gode Kitny Sitarun Sy Bhar Gae Maa Ko Talashe Rizq Ny Rasta Bhula

Pathan riding a cycle cycle hits girl

Pathan riding a cycle Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl. Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya? Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle

Alif agh lagi vich seene de seena

alif agh lagi vich seene de, seena tap k wang tandoor hoya, kuj lokan taane maar chade kuj sajan v akhian toon door hoya,

Batao aisa kiya karen k saanp bhi

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay se maar do:) Ahmad Khan=0315-4013008

Bas ab kuch dair mein lazim wo

Bas ab kuch dair mein lazim wo Pathar toot jaye ga Main oski sard mohri par mohabbat maar aaya hoon

Libas tan se utaar dena kisi ko

Libas Tan Se Utaar Dena, Kisi Ko Banhon Ke Haar Dena, Phir Uske Jazbon Ko Maar Dena, !! Ager Mohabat Yehi Hai Jana To

Suno larki kisi ne such kaha tha

Suno Larki, Kisi Ne Such Kaha Tha, Ye, Mohabbat Mer Nahi Sakti, Magar, Adhora Such Suna Humne, Mukamal Such To Ye Hai K Mohabbat

Zindagi say sekhaa hai bohat kuch mainy

Zindagi say Sekhaa Hai Bohat Kuch Mainy’ Logon K Behroop or Bedard Sanam’ Kushyoon ke Kiran or Gham-e-Hijr ka Mausam’ Braiey Naam Rishtay’ KhoKhley

Itne zalim na bano kuch tu murrawat

ITNE ZALIM NA BANO KUCH TU MURRAWAT SEEKHO MERE ‘MOHSIN’…. TUM PE MARTEY HAI TU KIA MAAR HE DALO GEY HAMAIN!!!!

Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to

Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost’ ‘ham dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay’ . (,”)__¤#==- /)

Maar hi daala mujhko maara hy

maar hi daala Mujhko maara hy, ek dard-o-dava se pehle, Di saza ishq ki hr jurm-o-khata se pehle. Aatish-e-ishq ßharkti hy hawa se pehle,

Jism o jaan par guzar gayiin sadiyaan mujh ko

jism-o-jaaN par guzar gayiiN sadiyaaN mujh ko paamaal kar gayiiN sadiyaaN vaqt kii tez aaNdhiyoN meN kahiiN gard ban kar bikhar gayiiN sadiyaaN raf’atoN

Na abr he na hawa neend

Na abr he na hawa, Neend Q nahi aati ! Baras chuki he ghatta, neend Q nahi aati ! Naye naye they judai k

Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe

Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe Ek bewafaa se murhum

Akhbaaran ch hun pehlan waali gall naa

akhbaaran ch hun, pehlan waali gall naa reh gyi.,,, akhbaar tan basss qatal akhran daaa karde ne……. chadd asli gallan,,, bas paani jhooth daa

Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi

Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha Isiliye

Itnay zalim na bano kuch to murravat

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