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1 mat jao plz 2 allah

1 = Mat Jao plz 2 = Allah hifazat karey tumhari 3 = I can’t live without U 4 = I Love U, jano

Itne zaalim na bano kuch to murravat

Itne Zaalim Na Bano Kuch To Murravat Saikho FARAZ… Tum PE Marte Hain To kiya Maar Hi Dalo Ge… @dil se dil [email protected]

Larka larki se poora ander gaya

Larka Larki Se: Poora Ander Gaya..? Larki: Ahhhh..Haan Gaya.. Larka: Tight Hai Kia Ziada Takleef To Nahi Ho Rahi..? Larki: Uuff..Haan Thori Thori.. Larka:

oyeeeeeee sms

@ (‘,’) )) _/_ OYEEEEEEE SMS BEJOO WARNA YE PATHAR TUMHARE MOBILE PE MAAR KAR BHAAG JAON GA!!!!!!!

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander Jo assar hai akh di maar ander oh na teer te na talwaar andar ohna Rab nu

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari

Pathan to 2nd pathanyar koi aisa gift

Pathan to 2nd Pathan:Yar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri Bhabhi ke Dil par lage… . . . .2nd Pathan: Goli maar dy 😛

Bichre hue logon ki sadayen maar deti

Bichre hue logon ki Sadayen maar deti hain Kuch Parda Nashinon ki Adayein maar deti hain Kisi_ko Raas Aa jati hai Bd_dua Dosto Aur

Wafa ki jang mat larna bekar jati

Wafa ki jang Mat Larna Bekar jati he, Zmana jeet jata he Mohbt Har jati he, Hmara Tazkra choro Hm aise Log hen Jinko,

Bohat umeed rakhna aur phir be aas hona

Bohat Umeed rakhna aur Phir Be-aas hona bhi, Bashar ko Maar deta hai bohat Hassaas hona bhi, Suno ik Kaan se aur dusre se

Kar na dunyaeghum k hawaly mujh ko

Kar Na Dunya_e_Ghum k Hawaly Mujh ko,, Mai Tabassum Høn To Høntøn Pe Sajaaly Mujh kø.. Tu M¡la Hy Tø ye h¡ khøf Laga

Ek merasi ne chaudhry ki beti ka

Ek Merasi Ne Chaudhry Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga. Chaudhry Ne Merasi Ko Khoob Mara, Maar Kha k Merasi Utha Kapray Jhaar kr Bola:

Ek larka ghar dair sy lauta maa

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Sy Lauta Maa: Kaha Thy? Beta: Emotional film Dekhny Gya Tha ‘MAA DA PYAR’ Maa: Ab ander Ja k Action

Na jago raat bhar meri mano

Na jago raat bhar meri mano tu so jao. Ye khuwabida nazaren phir subho kisi ko maar dalein ge …

Itnay zalim na ano kuch to murravat

Itnay Zalim Na ßano Kuch To Murravat Sikho ‘FARAZ’ Tum Pe Mertay Hain, To Kia Maar Hi Dalo Ge..

Wo konsa pehla indian cricketer tha jo

Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo a Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo apne Career k pehle match MAIN hi captain bana

Tusse jyt gay asi haar sanu pata

TUSSE JYT GAY ASI HAAR GAY SANU PATA AY TUN CALL NAI KARNI CHAL MARJANEAY MISS CALL TY MAAR DY….

Us se kaho mere wajood me wafa

US SE KAHO Mere wajood me wafa ki Roshni utaar dy, Phir itna pyar dy k Mujhy chahaton me maar dy, Bohat udaas tha…!

Memon apnay betay ki petaai laga raha

MEMON Apnay Betay Ki Petaai Laga Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha Kya Huwa Q Maar Rahay Ho Bacchey Ko? *MEMON: Kya Bataun Janab Maine

Night was dark moon high boy

Night was dark Moon was high Boy stoped his Bike Girl asked: Why? Boy come close She felt shy He told in her ear

Buht umeed rakhna or phir beaas hona

Buht umeed rakhna, or phir be’aas hona b, Bashar ko maar deta hy, buht hassas hona b, ‘Suno ik kaan se or doosre se

Kabhi pasand na aaye saath mera to

Kabhi pasand na aaye saath mera to bata dena..,!!! Hum dil pe pathar rakh ke tumhain goli maar dain ge…,!!!

Bohat umeed rakhna aur phir beaas hona

Bohat Umeed Rakhna Aur Phir BeAas Hona Bhi.. Bashar Ko Maar Deta Hai Bohat Hassaas Hona Bhi.. Suno ik Kaan Se Aur Doosre Se

Bhujty hue diye ki dua kaam kar

Bhujty Hue Diye Ki Dua Kaam Kar Gae Ik Shaab Ki Gode Kitny Sitarun Sy Bhar Gae Maa Ko Talashe Rizq Ny Rasta Bhula

I am veena lund ki dushman

‘I am Veena’ ‘I am Veena’ Lund ki dushman SEX me hai jeena ‘I am Veena’ ‘I am Veena’ Shareefon ki aarzu nahi Chodey

Us ka andaz e bayan hi maar deta hai

Us Ka Andaz-e-Bayan Hi Maar Deta Hai ‘Faraz’ Wo haqeeqat Main Pyaar Karey Ga Tou Kia Ho ga …

Ankh ban jati hai sawan ki ghata

Ankh ban jati hai sawan ki ghata ‘SHAM K BAD’ Mujh so ho jata ha her koi khafa ‘SHAM K BAD’ Chand jb Ro

Halakat khayz hai olfat mayri her saans

HALAKAT KHAYZ hai OLFAT MAYRI HER SAANS KHOONI HAI ISSI BAAIS YEH DIL KI NAGRI KABROW SAY BHI SOONI HAI HAI OSSAY MAY ZEHREELI

Manzil door or safar bohat hai choti

Manzil Door Or Safar Bohat Hai Choti Si Zndgi Ki Fikar Bohut Hai Maar Daalti Ye Dunya Kab Ki Humen Lekin Shayad Kisi Ki

Doctor 2 charsi cigerette noshi insan ko

Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai… Charsi: Te Theek Ay…..Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay…..? 😉 B-)

Arz kia hai pankha chale tu

Arz Kia Hai Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai Wah Wah Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai Bhai Wah Wah Pankha chale tu hawa

bichre hwe logon ki sadain maar

*’* Bichre Hwe Logon Ki Sadain Maar Deti Hen, Kuch Parda Nashinön Ki Adain Maar Deti Hen, *’* Kisi Ko Raas Aa Jati Hen

Manzil door or safar bohat hai chote

Manzil door or safar bohat hai chote se dil ko fiqar bohat hai Maar dalti kb ki ye dunia hemen Magar aap ki duaon

Kuchh ishq thaa majabuurii thii so maine

kuchh ishq thaa kuchh majabuurii thii so maine jiivan vaar diyaa main kaisaa zindaa aadamii thaa ik shaKhs ne mujh ko maar diyaa ye

Jaanay kub kon kisay maar day kaafir

Jaanay kub kon kisay maar day kaafir keh kar…. . Shehr ka shehr musalmaan huwe phirta hay….

Sardar so raha tha k us ko

Sardar so raha tha k us ko ek machar ne kat liya, sari rat us k peechay chapal le kr bhagta raha, marnay ki

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Baazi jitt ke hun asi han haar

Baazi Jitt Ke Hun Asi Han Haar Chale, Satt Apne Dil Te Ha Maar Chale, Nai Bhulne Sajna Oh Din Sanu, Jo Tere Sang

Doctor 2 charsi cigerette noshi insan ko

Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai… Charsi: Te Theek Ay…..Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay…..? 😉 B-)

Tumhen maloom hai jaanan k tum

Tumhen Maloom hai Jaanan! K Tum Bhi Eik ‘Qaatil’ ho! Mery Ander ka Ek Hansta Huva Insaan!! Tum ne Maar Daala Hai!!

Pathan paper de raha tha larka

Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maarey ga

Woh jis ne maut ko bhi apni

Woh jis ne maut ko bhi apni maut maar diya Jo zindagi ke liye zindagi ka baap hua Aur yeh baat teh hai ke

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

Dard naak kahani aik larka aik

‘DARD NAAK KAHANI’ Aik larka aik larki ko boht chahta tha, magar woh larki nhi jaanti thi. Ek din us larkay ne himmat ki

Pathan shia ki majlis mai aaj

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath

Aj ishq de tournamnt andr mai

Aj ishq de tournamnt de andr, Mai pyar da final haar gya, Si husan di Batting tez bari, Her chakka Boundry paar gya, Mera

Aaj math poocho mujse ke mujhe kya

aaj math poocho mujse ke mujhe kya gham hai, chor dho thanha mujhe, maine aaj jee bar kar rona hai. jab maloom tha tumhe

Naigah e yar k pardon me hai pinha ada

Naigah-e-Yar k pardon me hai pinha ada kesi Sitam kesa, kram kesa, jfa kesi, Wafa kesi Ye jo tofan smandar hain ye sb hasti

Manzil door or safar bohat hai choti

Manzil Door Or Safar Bohat Hai Choti Si Zndgi Ki Fikar Bohut Hai Maar Daalti Ye Dunya Kab Ki Humen Lekin Shayad Kisi Ki

Sho ek chor ko buri trah se

S.H.O. Ek Chor ko buri trah se maar raha tha. Aur pooray shehr ki wardatein usi se manwa raha tha. S.H.O k Ghar se

Us ka andaz e bayan hi maar deta hy

Us Ka Andaz-e-Bayan Hi Maar Deta Hy ‘GurIyA’ Wo haqeeqat Main Pyaar Karey Ga Tou Kia Ho ga … !!

Na papa k maar se dosto

Na Papa K Maar Se, Na Dosto K Fatkar Se, Na Ladki K Inkar Se, Na Chapalo K Bochar Se, Aap Jese Ashiq Sudrenge

Posted by adam november 27 1149am

Posted by: Adam, November 27, 11:49am Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar

Libaas tan se utaar dena kisi ko

Libaas tan se utaar dena Kisi ko Banhoon ka ka har dena Phir uss k jazbon ko Maar dena Agar Mohabat yahi ha Jana

Dard naak kahani larka larki ko

‘DARD NAAK KAHANI’ Larka Larki ko chahta tha, mgar wo Larki nahi janti thi Ek din Larkay ne himmat ki or Os se kaha

Himesh reshamiya ka kutta ghar se baagh

Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha: Yaar Tu Q Bhaag Giya Wahan Se?” Us Ne Kaha Kia Btao

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

Muhabat jeet hoti ha magar yeh haar

Muhabat jeet hoti ha magar yeh haar jati hy, Kabhi dil soz lamhon say Kabhi bey-kaar rasmon say Kabhi takdeer walon say Kabhi majboor

Labon ki sersarahat se badan ke choor

Labon ki sersarahat se badan ke choor hone tak mai tujh ko iss tarha chahoon k teri saaans ruk jaye khataaoon per khataein hon

Kbi kbi main lait k ye sochta

Kbi kbi..!!! main lait k ye sochta hun . …….Faraz……. . k . Agr beth k sochun ga to konsa teer maar lo0n ga

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein 1

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein: 1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen

Bandh lain hathoon pay seenay saja tum

Bandh lain hathoon pay seenay pay saja lain tum ko, Sochtay hain k aik taveez bana lain tum ko, Phir tumhain roz sanwarain tumhain

Bandh len hath pe seeny saja tumko

Bandh len hath pe seeny pe saja len tumko Bandh len hath pe seeny pe saja len tumko G mai ata hai k taveez

Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se

Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai HAZRAT LUQMAN (A.S) Chand k baghair raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan. HAZRAT

Aasman pr kali ghata chhai hai

Aasman pr kali ghata chhai hai Aaj phir ghar wali se maar khai hai Kehti hai sudhar jao Lekin kya karoon FARAZ Kaam wali

Nigaheyar k pardon me hai pinha ada

Nigah_E_Yar K Pardon Me Hai Pinha Ada Kesi Sitam Kesa Karam Kesa Jafa Kesi Wafa Kesi. Ye Jo Tufan Smandr Hain Ye Sb Hsti

Raah tabeer ki nikalo tum yah

‘Raah Tabeer Ki Nikalo Tum…. Yah Mere Khawab Maar Dalo Tum.’

In night packages ne tu hmen bhoka

In Night Packages Ne Tu hmen Bhoka Maar Dia Hy, FARAZ Jis Ghar Me Chhori k Liye Jao k0i Na Koi Jaag He Raha

Kuch un ki wafaon ne loota

kuch un ki wafaon ne loota Kuch un ki inayat maar gar, Hum raz-e-mohabat keh na saky Chup rehny ki aadat maar gae, Dil

SMS #66330

( ‘,’) ______ =)””” – – – – // . Dhuz.. Dhuzz.. Dhuz… Dhouzz. Bhazingg. Dhiskiyan. Dhuzz.Dhuzz . . . (‘.’) abay lag /’/

Hogaye jawan bachay boorhi horahi hai maa

Hogaye Jawan Bachay Boorhi Horahi Hai Maa Be Chiragh Ankhon Me Khuwab Bo Rahi Hai Maa Roti Apney Hisse Ki De K Apney Bachon

Pathan riding a cycle cycle hits girl

Pathan riding a cycle Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl. Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya? Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle

Pathar samajh kar thookar maar di tum

Pathar Samajh kar Thookar Maar Di Tum Ne, ~Ay Dost~ Tarash k Dekhte to Shayad Heere Se Bhi Anmool Hoty hum,

Jaisaa huun vaisaa kyuun samjhaa saktaa thaa

jaisaa huuN vaisaa kyuuN huuN samjhaa saktaa thaa maiN tumne puuchhaa to hotaa, batlaa saktaa thaa maiN aasuudaa rahne kii Khwaahish maar gaii varnaa

Kya andheron k dukh kya ujalon dukh

Kya andheron k dukh kya ujalon k dukh, jab harra dein muqadar ki chalon k dukh, jin ki ankhein nahi wo na roein kabhi,

Tum kia jano pyaar ki had

Tum Kia Jano Pyaar Ki Had Bharway . . . . . . . Sirf Ek Larki ne Tumhein Aankh Kia Mar di, Tum

na maar sakeenasa ko

*. . .Na Maar Sakeena_sa Ko Tamanchay Aaiy Sitam Gar. Ehsas e Yateemi Hi Bari Sakht Saza Hai. . .* Ahle Byat_as K Dushmano

Doctor 2 charsi ye cigarette insaan

Doctor 2 charsi: ‘ye Cigarette insaan ko Aahista Aahista maar deti hay!’ charsi: ‘To theek hy na saab! humen kon si jaldi hy!’:-

Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar Us kay Samney Nanga So Gaya, PATHAN Jaldi Sey

Us ka andaz e bayan hi maar deta hai

Us Ka Andaz-e-Bayan Hi Maar Deta Hai ‘Faraz’ Wo haqeeqat Main Pyaar Karey Ga Tou Kia Ho ga …

Jab kabi b aapki larai 10

Jab kabi b aapki larai 10 logon se ho to ghabrna mat bus mujhe bula lena b coz ma ne kabi kisi ko maar

Kisi ko mohabat ki sachai maar daly

Kisi ko mohabat ki sachai maar daly gi kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar daly gi kar k mohabat koi nahin bachy ga aur

mujhko meri hi udaasi se

*. . .Mujhko Meri Hi Udaasi Se Nikaale Koi, Main Mohabbat Hon, Muhabbat Ko Bacha Le Koi, Main Samandar Hon, Meri Teh Meh Sadaf

pathan calls his wife 4rom shekhupura

*’* pathan calls his wife 4rom shekhupura. Nokrani n phone receive kia Pathan. Begam shaheba se bat krvao, Nokran. Wo to sahb k sath

Muhbt kch bhi ho jana dars

Muhbt kch bhi ho jana…. Muhbt dars deity hai….. Muhbt zapt deity hai…. Muhbt barishen aisen…. Koi tu doob jata hai……. Koi tu paar

Sardar itny sary log football ko laat

Sardar: itny sary log football ko laat q maar rhe hain ? Admi: goal kerne k lye , Sardar: LoO jee! . . gol

Zalimo ne osama keh k najane kisko

zALIMO NE OSAMA KEH K NAJANE KISKO MAAR DIA EH AQEEL, hUM TO PEHLE HI IS KASHMAKASH MEIN THE K AKHIR YEH MONA KON

Iss liye raaton ko sona chorh diya

Iss liyE raaton kO sonA choRh diYa hAi FarAz..! Woh khwaaBon meiN bHi bicHarh gAye tO mAAr jayen gAy

Bas ab kuch dair mein lazim wo

Bas ab kuch dair mein lazim wo Pathar toot jaye ga Main oski sard mohri par mohabbat maar aaya hoon

Ek chor ki faryad night packeges

Ek Chor Ki Faryad.. Night Packeges Ne To Humein Bhuka Maar Diya Hai ‘Faraz’ Jis Ghar Men Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi

Ek raat ek sardar apni wife se

Ek raat ek sardar apni wife se bola : Sex ho jaaye? Wife : Nahi. Sardar : jewellery le doonga. Wife : Nahi. Sardar

aik admi pathan ko maar raha

*’* Aik Admi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logun Ne Pucha K Q Maar Rahe Ho Bhai ? To Wo Bola 1 GHANTE Se

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Itnay zam na bno kuch t murrawat

Itnay Za£¡M Na Bno Kuch Tø Murrawat S¡Khø ‘ AjNab¡ ‘ Tum Pe Marty Ha¡ Tø Kya Maar H¡ Da£o Ge Huma¡ .^.!!

Rona hussain as ka hai aqeedat e

Rona Hussain (A.S) Ka Hai Aqeedat e Hussain (A.S) Se Matam Ka Silsila Hai Muwadat Hussain (A.S) Se Seenon Pe Hath Maar K Kartay

(_),,=.____ ’,’/ ” :. : :.), _,__!,!,!”’”!,!,!”.*. Aey merey Bael jaldi jaao, Jo mujhe sms nahi karte unke mobile par Takker maar key aao

Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho dukh

Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho Dukh dia ho Pareshan kiya ho To ap b usko rula sakte hain Dukh desakte hain Pta hai

Us ka andaz e bayan hi maar deta hai

Us Ka Andaz-e-Bayan Hi Maar Deta Hai ‘Faraz’ Wo haqeeqat Main Pyaar Karey Ga Tou Kia Ho ga …

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein 1

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein: 1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen

Lamha e fikar tum main se koi apne

*Lamha-e-Fikar* ‘Tum Main Se Koi Apne Bhai Par Hathiyar Na Uthaye (Agarche Mazaq Main Hi Kyun Na Ho) Kyun Ke Woh Nahin Jaanta Shayad

Doctor charsi se cigarette noshi insan ko

Doctor Charsi se: Cigarette Noshi Insan ko Aahista Aahista Maar deti hai. . . . Charsi: To Theek Hai. Mujhe Bhi Koi Jaldi Nahi

Tujhase milane kii sazaa denge tere shahar

tujhase milane kii sazaa de.nge tere shahar ke log ye vafaao.n kaa silaa de.nge tere shahar ke log kyaa Khabar thii tere milane pe

Bacha to her mom ami men kese

Bacha to her mom: ami men kese paida hua.? Mom:mene 1 brtan men mati dal k rakh di kuch din bad us me se

Lot k aye gi mohabt ki shaam

Lot k aye gi Mohabt ki SHAAM Tum ne kaha tha, Ye zindgi hui tere NAAM Tum ne kaha tha, Is AAS pe gir

Wife aik baat bolon husband han

Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.? Wife:- Mein Maa’n Bn’ne wali Hoo’n.. Husband:- Hurrraye..It,s A

Aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain. Pathan Samajh

Wife ik bat bolon husband bolo

Wife: Ik bat bolon? Husband: Bolo! Wife: Maaro ge to nahi? Husband: Arry Jani Nahi! kya bat hy? Wife: Men maa banne wali hon.

Zulf bikhra k w0 jis dam sare

Zulf bikhra k w0 jis dam sar_e_ bazar chaley ,,, + + Gul macha, Sh0r utha, Maar chaley, Maar chaley …!

Gulzar chalo naa bhatake lafange kuuchon

Gulzar chalo naa bhaTake lafange kuuchon men luchchii galiyon ke chowk dekhen sunaa hai vo log chuus kar jin ko vaqt ne raasten men

Aanaa passand kabhi muhabbat nahin kartay

Aanaa Passand Kabhi Muhabbat nahin Kartay..!! Muhabbat Un ka Shewa Hai Jo Khud ko “Maar” Detay hain..!!

Firaaq e yar ki lambi raatein udaass shaamein

Firaaq-E-yar ki lambi Raatein,, UdaaSs shaamein: Bas bhi kar december,, Kya y0un hi maar daalay ga.

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar 6 goal kiye phir b pathan ko buhat maar pari . . . . . . q

Boy is sitting in a hotel room

Boy is sitting in a hotel room with a girl Girl: mana k tum b larke ho or me larki Boy: to? Girl: mana

Larka larki se poora andar gaya

LARKA larki se: Poora andar gaya? Larki: Ahhhh..Haan Gaya Larka: Tight hai kia ziada takleef to nahi ho rahi hai? Larki: Uuff…haan thori thori..

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Itnay zalim na bano kuch to murravat

Itnay Zalim Na bano Kuch To Murravat Sikho ‘Ghalib’ Tum Pe Mertay Hain, To Kia Maar Hi Dalo ga TÂÑHÃ

Jis ke dhoron ko zaalim hankaa le

jis ke Dhoro.n ko zaalim ha.Nkaa le gaye jis kii beTii ko Daakuu uThaa le gaye haath bhar Khet se ek a.ngusht paTavaar ne

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Shaam e gham ki qasam aaj

Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam Aaj GhamgEen Hain Hum Aa Bhe Jaa Aa Bhe ja Aaj Meray Sanam Dil PreShan Hai Raat Veeraan Hai

Na jago raat bhar mohsin meri mano

Na jago raat bhar ‘mohsin’ meri mano to so jao,,, Ye khuwabida nazar phir kal kisi ko maar dale gi_

Be alert koi bhi kuch

BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH – RAKHNA Kyu – K Kyu-K CITY-GOVT NE KUTTA

Dil lagi na ho jaye kisi se

Dil Lagi Na Ho Jaye kisi Se ye khayal krna, !!…ay dost…!! Din to Guzar Jata Hai magar Raaten Maar Deti Hein.

Zulf bikhra k wo jis dam sr e bazaar

Zulf bikhra k wo jis dam sr-e-bazaar chale.. Ghul macha, shor utha maar chale maar chale..!

Bohat masroof lamhon mein kabhi ek

Bohat Masroof Lamhon Mein Kabhi Ek Pal Ko Socho Toa Koi Kitna Akela Hai Kisi Ki Zindagi Tum Ho Kisi Ki Bandagi Tum Ho

Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se

Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai [HAZRAT LUQMAN (A.S)] Chand k baghair raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan. [HAZRAT

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne

Teray simple face ki beauty nai meray

Teray simple face ki beauty nai Meray gentle heart ko maar diya Teray love ko paa kar main nai Night ko sona chod diya.

Muhabbat jeet hoti hai maghr yeh haar

Muhabbat jeet hoti hai Maghr yeh haar jati hai kabi dil soz lamhon sy kabhi bekaar rasmon sy kabi taqdeer walon sy kabhi majboor

Sorry kuch din se apko sms nahi

Sorry kuch din se apko SMS nahi ker saka Drasal POLICE ne pakar lia tha 302 ke CASE main Main ne 1 LARKI se

Ab kisi sey bhi mohabbat nhi ker

ab kisi sey bhi mohabbat nhi ker paata hai maar ker khud ko jo ik shakhs bachaya main ney

Ghazal kabhi jeet gaye haar kabhi

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