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Bhujty hue diye ki dua kaam kar

Bhujty Hue Diye Ki Dua Kaam Kar Gae Ik Shaab Ki Gode Kitny Sitarun Sy Bhar Gae Maa Ko Talashe Rizq Ny Rasta Bhula

Pathan riding a cycle cycle hits girl

Pathan riding a cycle Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl. Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya? Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle

Gabbar sends kaalia and two others to

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: ?Abe O

Alif agh lagi vich seene de seena

alif agh lagi vich seene de, seena tap k wang tandoor hoya, kuj lokan taane maar chade kuj sajan v akhian toon door hoya,

Bohat ummid rkhna or phir bayaas hona

Bohat ummid rkhna or phir bay’aas hona b, Bashar ko maar deta hai bohat hassaas hona b. Suno ik kaan say or doosray say

Batao aisa kiya karen k saanp bhi

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay se maar do:) Ahmad Khan=0315-4013008

Ab kisi sey bhi mohabbat nhi ker

ab kisi sey bhi mohabbat nhi ker paata hai maar ker khud ko jo ik shakhs bachaya main ney

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

Libaas tan se utaar dena kisi ko

Libaas tan se utaar dena Kisi ko Banhoon ka ka har dena Phir uss k jazbon ko Maar dena Agar Mohabat yahi ha Jana

Bas ab kuch dair mein lazim wo

Bas ab kuch dair mein lazim wo Pathar toot jaye ga Main oski sard mohri par mohabbat maar aaya hoon

Libas tan se utaar dena kisi ko

Libas Tan Se Utaar Dena, Kisi Ko Banhon Ke Haar Dena, Phir Uske Jazbon Ko Maar Dena, !! Ager Mohabat Yehi Hai Jana To

Hogaye jawan bachay boorhi horahi hai maa

Hogaye Jawan Bachay Boorhi Horahi Hai Maa Be Chiragh Ankhon Me Khuwab Bo Rahi Hai Maa Roti Apney Hisse Ki De K Apney Bachon

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Suno larki kisi ne such kaha tha

Suno Larki, Kisi Ne Such Kaha Tha, Ye, Mohabbat Mer Nahi Sakti, Magar, Adhora Such Suna Humne, Mukamal Such To Ye Hai K Mohabbat

Zindagi say sekhaa hai bohat kuch mainy

Zindagi say Sekhaa Hai Bohat Kuch Mainy’ Logon K Behroop or Bedard Sanam’ Kushyoon ke Kiran or Gham-e-Hijr ka Mausam’ Braiey Naam Rishtay’ KhoKhley

Pathan paper de raha tha larka

Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maarey ga

Itne zalim na bano kuch tu murrawat

ITNE ZALIM NA BANO KUCH TU MURRAWAT SEEKHO MERE ‘MOHSIN’…. TUM PE MARTEY HAI TU KIA MAAR HE DALO GEY HAMAIN!!!!

Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to

Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost’ ‘ham dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay’ . (,”)__¤#==- /)

Zulf bikhra k w0 jis dam sare

Zulf bikhra k w0 jis dam sar_e_ bazar chaley ,,, + + Gul macha, Sh0r utha, Maar chaley, Maar chaley …!

1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha

1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho? Wo BoLa SALA 1 GHANTAY SE POOCH RAHA HY

Maar hi daala mujhko maara hy

maar hi daala Mujhko maara hy, ek dard-o-dava se pehle, Di saza ishq ki hr jurm-o-khata se pehle. Aatish-e-ishq ßharkti hy hawa se pehle,

Jism o jaan par guzar gayiin sadiyaan mujh ko

jism-o-jaaN par guzar gayiiN sadiyaaN mujh ko paamaal kar gayiiN sadiyaaN vaqt kii tez aaNdhiyoN meN kahiiN gard ban kar bikhar gayiiN sadiyaaN raf’atoN

Ek thi guriya tha gudda dono

Ek Thi GuRiYa Ek Tha Gudda, Dono Main Tha Rishta Dil Ka, Mat’ti K Woh Ban’ne Hwe The, Lekin Woh The Be-Hadd Piyare, Ik

Na abr he na hawa neend

Na abr he na hawa, Neend Q nahi aati ! Baras chuki he ghatta, neend Q nahi aati ! Naye naye they judai k

Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe

Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe Ek bewafaa se murhum

Akhbaaran ch hun pehlan waali gall naa

akhbaaran ch hun, pehlan waali gall naa reh gyi.,,, akhbaar tan basss qatal akhran daaa karde ne……. chadd asli gallan,,, bas paani jhooth daa

Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi

Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha Isiliye

Itnay zalim na bano kuch to murravat

Itnay Zalim Na bano Kuch To Murravat Sikho ‘Ghalib’ Tum Pe Mertay Hain, To Kia Maar Hi Dalo ga

Ache dost takiye ki tarhan hota hai

Ache dost Takiye ki tarhan hota hai, Museebat main seenay se laga lo,,!! ; Tanhai main sir rakh kar roo lo,,! ; Khushi main

Pathan mobilink compny me job leny gaya

Pathan Mobilink compny me job leny gaya Pehly hi swal k jwab pr use maar maar kr bhaga dia gaya Swal tha: Sab sy

Dil ki khamoshi se sanson kai tehar

DIL KI KHAMOSHI SE SANSON KAI TEHAR JANI TAK,,,,,,, YAD AYE GI MUJE TU MAIRAY MAAR JANE TAK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, TO NE ULFAT KAI B PEMANY

Ek pathan molvi ki shadi panjaban se

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui. uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha, paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay

If people says you are crazy be

If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if

Apny dard barha leta hun yadon main

Apny dard barha leta hun yadon main usey pas bula leta hun zindgi jeeny se qabal jo maar gya tha har pal usy jeeny

Manzil door or safar bohat hai choti

Manzil Door Or Safar Bohat Hai Choti Si Zndgi Ki Fikar Bohut Hai Maar Daalti Ye Dunya Kab Ki Humen Lekin Shayad Kisi Ki

Mohabbat phir mohabbat haikabhi dil se nai

Mohabbat phir mohabbat hai, Kabhi dil se nai jati, Hazaron rang hain iss k, Ajab hi dhang hain iss k, Kabhi sehra, Kabhi darya,

Maar dala hai zindagi ne rana

maar dala hai zindagi ne RaNa Jaan niklay to kuch qarar ay.

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Na papa k maar se dosto

Na Papa K Maar Se, Na Dosto K Fatkar Se, Na Ladki K Inkar Se, Na Chapalo K Bochar Se, Aap Jese Ashiq Sudrenge

Boy is sitting in a hotel room

Boy is sitting in a hotel room with a girl Girl: mana k tum b larke ho or me larki Boy: to? Girl: mana

Ek pathan mobile company main job k

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya: . 1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya. . .

Ho gye jawan bachay boorhi ho rahi

Ho gye Jawan bachay, Boorhi ho rahi hy ‘MAA’ Be chiragh ankho me Khwab bo rahi hy ‘MAA’ Rotti apne Hissy ki de k

Ek merasi ne chaudhry ki beti ka

Ek Merasi Ne Chaudhry Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga. Chaudhry Ne Merasi Ko Khoob Mara, Maar Kha k Merasi Utha Kapray Jhaar kr Bola:

Aaj shabbeer as pe kya aalam e

Aaj Shabbeer (A.S) Pe Kya Aalam e Tanhayi Hai Zulam K Chand Pe Zehra (S.A) Ki Ghata Chhayi Hai Us Taraf Lashkar e Aada

In night packages ne tu hmen bhoka

In Night Packages Ne Tu hmen Bhoka Maar Dia Hy, FARAZ Jis Ghar Me Chhori k Liye Jao k0i Na Koi Jaag He Raha

Pathan to 2nd pathanyar koi aisa gift

Pathan to 2nd Pathan:Yar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri Bhabhi ke Dil par lage… . . . .2nd Pathan: Goli maar dy 😛

aik admi pathan ko maar raha

*’* Aik Admi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logun Ne Pucha K Q Maar Rahe Ho Bhai ? To Wo Bola 1 GHANTE Se

Itny zalm na bano kuch tow muravat

itny zalm na bano kuch tow muravat sikho tm py marty hain tow kya maar he dalo gy hamein

mujhko meri hi udaasi se

*. . .Mujhko Meri Hi Udaasi Se Nikaale Koi, Main Mohabbat Hon, Muhabbat Ko Bacha Le Koi, Main Samandar Hon, Meri Teh Meh Sadaf

Wife to husbandtum mujhe maar kr mera

Wife to husband:tum mujhe maar kr mera sub kuch harap karna chahty ho ? husband’: ja paraan maar waaddi aiye benazir

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein 1

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein: 1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen

Bandh len hath pe seeny saja tumko

Bandh len hath pe seeny pe saja len tumko Bandh len hath pe seeny pe saja len tumko G mai ata hai k taveez

Dard naak kahani aik larka aik

‘DARD NAAK KAHANI’ Aik larka aik larki ko boht chahta tha, magar woh larki nhi jaanti thi. Ek din us larkay ne himmat ki

Mohabbat ke raaz hum tumhe bataayen kya

mohabbat ke raaz hum tumhe bataayen kya zakhm hi zakhm hain dil dikhaayen kya dhaanptaa hoon moonh to paer dikhte hain poochhiye kafan se

Us ka andaz e bayan hi maar deta hai

Us Ka Andaz-e-Bayan Hi Maar Deta Hai ‘Faraz’ Wo haqeeqat Main Pyaar Karey Ga Tou Kia Ho ga …

Bohat umeed rakhna aur phir beaas hona

Bohat Umeed Rakhna Aur Phir BeAas Hona Bhi.. Bashar Ko Maar Deta Hai Bohat Hassaas Hona Bhi.. Suno ik Kaan Se Aur Doosre Se

Bichre huwe logon ki sadain maar deti

Bichre huwe Logon ki Sadain Maar deti hain, Kuch Parda Nashinon ki Adain Maar deti hain.. Kisi ko Raas aa jati hai Bddua, Aor

Siyaah hijr gaya zard intezaar gaye

Siyaah hijr gaya , zard intezaar gaye kisi ka dard gaya dard k hisaar gaye udaas raat, khizaan humsafar,safar gumnaam teray khayaal k mausam

Mere wajood mein wafa ki roshni utaar

Mere Wajood Mein Wafa Ki Roshni Utaar De, Phir Itna Pyaar De K Mujhe Chahaton Mein Maar De, Buhat Udas Tha So Uth K

Bichre hue logon ki sadayen maar deti

Bichre hue logon ki Sadayen maar deti hain Kuch Parda Nashinon ki Adayein maar deti hain Kisi_ko Raas Aa jati hai Bd_dua Dosto Aur

Apno ney b na socha k ujron

Apno ney b na Socha k Ujron ga to kidr jaon ga SAAHIL Aashyan jin k na hon wo Parinday Aksar Maar hE jatey

Larka larki se poora andar gaya

LARKA larki se: Poora andar gaya? Larki: Ahhhh..Haan Gaya Larka: Tight hai kia ziada takleef to nahi ho rahi hai? Larki: Uuff…haan thori thori..

Na jago raat bhar meri mano

Na jago raat bhar meri mano tu so jao. Ye khuwabida nazaren phir subho kisi ko maar dalein ge …

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( ‘,’) ______ =)””” – – – – // . Dhuz.. Dhuzz.. Dhuz… Dhouzz. Bhazingg. Dhiskiyan. Dhuzz.Dhuzz . . . (‘.’) abay lag /’/

Aanaa passand kabhi muhabbat nahin kartay

Aanaa Passand Kabhi Muhabbat nahin Kartay..!! Muhabbat Un ka Shewa Hai Jo Khud ko “Maar” Detay hain..!!

Lamha e fikar tum main se koi apne

*Lamha-e-Fikar* ‘Tum Main Se Koi Apne Bhai Par Hathiyar Na Uthaye (Agarche Mazaq Main Hi Kyun Na Ho) Kyun Ke Woh Nahin Jaanta Shayad

1mt jao na plz 2i cant live

1=Mt jao na plz 2=i cant live widout u 3=dafa ho jao mro 4=Kya Mere baghair reh lo ge 5=take care yar 6=mar jao

Bichre hue logon ki sadayen maar deti

Bichre hue logon ki Sadayen maar deti hain Kuch Parda Nashinon ki Adayein maar deti hain Kisi_ko Raas Aa jati hai Bd_dua Dosto Aur

Rastay main khari 2 larkiyan jhagar rahi

Rastay main khari 2 larkiyan jhagar rahi then Pehli Main je tenu thapar maarya na tu Amrika ja k digen gi Dosri Main jai

Yazeed ki 3 sala hakomat 1st

Yazeed Ki 3 Sala Hakomat:. 1st Year: Nawasa e Rasool Imam HUSSAIN a.s Or As’hab Ka Qatl, Bibi’on Ko Qaid 2nd Year: Madina Pr

Kisi larki ko chero agr wo apko

Kisi Larki ko Chero Agr Wo Apko Thapar Maar De Tu Kaho (_’)/ Tum Phely /)) Imtihan Me / !_ Pas Ho Gai Mujhy

Ek chor ki faryad night packeges

Ek Chor Ki Faryad.. Night Packeges Ne To Humein Bhuka Maar Diya Hai ‘Faraz’ Jis Ghar Men Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi

Firaaq e yar ki lambi raatein udaass shaamein

Firaaq-E-yar ki lambi Raatein,, UdaaSs shaamein: Bas bhi kar december,, Kya y0un hi maar daalay ga.

If people says you are crazy be

If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if

Safr ka bojh leye himat e nidhal me

Safr ka Bojh leye Himat-e-Nidhal leye Me Ghr ki aor chala Halat-e-Behal leye Subah se Shaam Safr js ka Talash-e-Rozi Osi k Dar p

Ik thi guriya tha gudda dono

Ik Thi GuRiYa Ik Tha Gudda, Dono Main Tha Rishta Dil Ka, Mat’ti K Woh Ban’ne Hwe The, Lekin Woh The Be-Hadd Piyare, Ik

Kya andheron k dukh kya ujalon dukh

Kya andheron k dukh kya ujalon k dukh, jab harra dein muqadar ki chalon k dukh, jin ki ankhein nahi wo na roein kabhi,

Yon koi chorr diya krta hy apna

Yon Koi Chorr Diya Krta Hy Apna Kr K?’ Tu Ne To Maar Diya Hy Muje Tanha Kr K’ Ik Nazar Daal Kabi Mery

Katal kardo dafan kardo maar dalo pagal

Katal kardo.., dafan kardo, maar dalo.., pagal kardo…! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Once santa singh was riding a cycle

Once Santa Singh Was Riding A Cycle And He Suddenly Hit A Girl! So Girl Shouted, ‘Sala Ghanti Nahi Maar Sakta Tha!!!’ And Sardarji

Jaanay kub kon kisay maar day kaafir

Jaanay kub kon kisay maar day kaafir keh kar…. . Shehr ka shehr musalmaan huwe phirta hay….

bichre hwe logon ki sadain maar

*’* Bichre Hwe Logon Ki Sadain Maar Deti Hen, Kuch Parda Nashinön Ki Adain Maar Deti Hen, *’* Kisi Ko Raas Aa Jati Hen

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander Jo assar hai akh di maar ander oh na teer te na talwaar andar ohna Rab nu

Bacha to her mom ami men kese

Bacha to her mom: ami men kese paida hua.? Mom:mene 1 brtan men mati dal k rakh di kuch din bad us me se

Himesh reshamiya ka kutta ghar se baagh

Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha: Yaar Tu Q Bhaag Giya Wahan Se?” Us Ne Kaha Kia Btao

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein 1

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein: 1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen

Kisi koishqki tarap maar deti hai

Kisi ko’ISHQ’ki tarap maar deti hai, Kisi ko’PYAR’ki gehrai maar deti hai, Jo is se bach jaye, use ‘Pakistan ki Loadsheding’ maar deti hy

Khamoshi naal na maar mainu eh

Khamoshi naal na maar mainu Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai Dass dohaan vichon

Meri aankhein khwabon se khali hain in

Meri aankhein khwabon se khali hain, In main baste hain bas Kuch aansoo purane se, Kuch ujri hoe yaadein, Khushk hain palkein banjer hai

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe

Dil lagi na ho jaye kisi se

Dil Lagi Na Ho Jaye kisi Se ye khayal krna, !!…ay dost…!! Din to Guzar Jata Hai magar Raaten Maar Deti Hein.

Aasman pr kali ghata chhai hai

Aasman pr kali ghata chhai hai Aaj phir ghar wali se maar khai hai Kehti hai sudhar jao Lekin kya karoon FARAZ Kaam wali

Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se

‘Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai [HAZRAT LUQMAN (A.S)] Chand k baghair raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan. [HAZRAT

Yeh shaamsard hawa or hijar ka aalam

Yeh Shaam,Sard Hawa Or Hijar Ka Aalam,,, . . Guman Hota Hai Is Baar ‘December’ Maar Daaly Ga…!! Happy first Day of december.

Ghazal kabhi jeet gaye haar kabhi

,GHAZAL, -KABHI JEET GAYE- -KABHI HAAR GAYE- Kabhi apne kabhi ghair hum ko maar gaye Kal jo khushiyon men shareek thay Aaj chorr woh

Itnay zalim na bno kch to murawatt

ItnAy zAlIm nA bnO kCh tO mUrAwAtt sEekhO ghAlIb…..!! tm pAy mRtAy hEn tO kIA mAar hE dAlO gAy…????

na maar sakeenasa ko

*. . .Na Maar Sakeena_sa Ko Tamanchay Aaiy Sitam Gar. Ehsas e Yateemi Hi Bari Sakht Saza Hai. . .* Ahle Byat_as K Dushmano

Doctor to cahrsi mareez doctor cigrate insan

DOctor To Cahrsi Mareez Doctor:} Cigrate insan ko aahista aashista maar deti hain Charsi:} to theek hain na hamain konsi jaldi hain

Sho chor ko buri tarah maar raha

S.H.O Chor ko buri tarah maar raha ta aur us se sari shehr wardaaten manwa raha ta ky itne main S.H.O ke ghar se

raste me khari 2 larkiyan

*. . .Raste mE khari 2 larkiyan jagr rahi thi Pehli: Main je tenu thapar maarya na ton amrika ja k digen gi.. Dosri:

Ek larka ghar dair sy lauta maa

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Sy Lauta Maa: Kaha Thy? Beta: Emotional film Dekhny Gya Tha ‘MAA DA PYAR’ Maa: Ab ander Ja k Action

Sameer soomro dabangg 1 bacha dabang film

SaMeer SooMro DABANGG…!!!! 1 Bacha Dabang film dekh kr aya….! School mein sir: Tumhare saare ans galat hain marks dain to kahan se? …

Nhi aise satao tum mujhe tanhayi dasti

Nhi Aise Satao Tum, Mujhe Tanhayi Dasti Hai, Kahin Se Lout Aao Tum, Mujhe Tanhayi Dasti Hai, Yaqeen Tumko Meri Baaton Pe Akhir Kyun

Na jago raat bhar mohsin meri mano

Na jago raat bhar ‘mohsin’ meri mano to so jao,,, Ye khuwabida nazar phir kal kisi ko maar dale gi_

Hijr kii shab hai aur ujaalaa kyaa

Hijr kii shab hai aur ujaalaa hai Kyaa tasavvur bhii lutane vaalaa hai Gam to hai ain zindagii lekin Gam_gusaaro ne maar daalaa hai

Laut k aayegi muhabbatki shaam tum ne

~’Laut K AayeGi ‘Muhabbat’Ki Shaam Tum Ne Kaha Tha Ye zindagi Hui Tere Naam Tum Ne Kaha Tha Is Aas Pe Gir Jate Hain

Bibi skin sa ka bayan darbar e yazid lanti

BiBi SÄKiNÄ s.a Ka Bayan Darbar-e-Yazid LANTI Me ‘ Koi Keh De Merä Bhäi ÄLi ÄSGHÄR* Roya HurmaLa LANTI Roya Teri Fauj Ka Afsar

Doctor 2 charsi ye cigarette insaan

Doctor 2 charsi: ‘ye Cigarette insaan ko Aahista Aahista maar deti hay!’ charsi: ‘To theek hy na saab! humen kon si jaldi hy!’:-

jab bhi teri awaz sunne

*. . .Jab Bhi Teri Awaz Sun’ne Ko G Chahta He, DOst. . . . . . .* Utha K Pathar Kuttay Ko Maar

Na jago raat bhar mohsin meri mano

¤Na jago raat bhar Mohsin! Meri mano to so jao, Ye khawabida nazar phir kal kisi ko maar dalay gi.¤

Arz kia hai pankha chale tu

Arz Kia Hai Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai Wah Wah Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai Bhai Wah Wah Pankha chale tu hawa

Mainey to cigarette pee k softmint ice

Mainey to Cigarette Pee k Softmint Ice khai thi,,,,,,,,,, faraz:-O Peechey Sey Abbu Ney Chappal Maar k kaha . . . . . sharingaaaaaaaaaaa!

Kyon tune pyar main dhoka diya na

Kyon Tune Pyar Main Dhoka Diya Kyon Na Sachha Pyar Tha Mujhse Kiya Khamiyaan Kaun Si Mujhme Thi Kyon Meri Wafaaon Ka Aisa Sila

Dard naak kahani larka larki ko

‘DARD NAAK KAHANI’ Larka Larki ko chahta tha, mgar wo Larki nahi janti thi Ek din Larkay ne himmat ki or Os se kaha

Memon apnay betay ki petaai laga raha

MEMON Apnay Betay Ki Petaai Laga Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha Kya Huwa Q Maar Rahay Ho Bacchey Ko? *MEMON: Kya Bataun Janab Maine

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar

1 pathan ne football match me lagatar 6 goal kiye phir b pathan ko buhat maar pari . . . . . . q

Zulf bikhra k wo jis dam sr e bazaar

Zulf bikhra k wo jis dam sr-e-bazaar chale.. Ghul macha, shor utha maar chale maar chale..!

Jab bhi teri awaz sunne ko ge

”Jab Bhi Teri Awaz Sunne Ko Ge Chahta Hai,,,” + +,’DOST’,++ ”Utha K Pathar Kutte Ko Maar Deta Ho0n,,,” Mind zaroor kerna plzzzz…:.)

Barsaat ki ek khoobsurat raat mein shabnam

Barsaat ki Ek khoobsurat raat mein Shabnam se bheeg k Ek dosrey se takratey huey Ek PHOOL ne Dosrey phool se kaha Anni deyya

Yunhi ajnabi na bna kro kbi

Yunhi ajnabi na bna kro kbi muskra k mila kro, Kbi sun to lo mera hal-e-dil kbi mujh se koi gila kro, Teri ik

Sardar so raha tha k us ko

Sardar so raha tha k us ko ek machar ne kat liya, sari rat us k peechay chapal le kr bhagta raha, marnay ki

Naigah e yar k pardon me hai pinha ada

Naigah-e-Yar k pardon me hai pinha ada kesi Sitam kesa, kram kesa, jfa kesi, Wafa kesi Ye jo tofan smandar hain ye sb hasti

Muhabat jeet hoti ha magar yeh haar

Muhabat jeet hoti ha magar yeh haar jati hy, Kabhi dil soz lamhon say Kabhi bey-kaar rasmon say Kabhi takdeer walon say Kabhi majboor

Ajeeb chahatein baandh lain haath pe

Ajeeb Chahatein Baandh Lain Haath Pe Seene Pe Sajaa Len Tum Ko,, Jee Main Aata Hai K Taweez Bana Len Tum Ko,, Phir Tumhen

Aaj math poocho mujse ke mujhe kya

aaj math poocho mujse ke mujhe kya gham hai, chor dho thanha mujhe, maine aaj jee bar kar rona hai. jab maloom tha tumhe

Pathar samajh kar thookar maar di tum

Pathar Samajh kar Thookar Maar Di Tum Ne, ~Ay Dost~ Tarash k Dekhte to Shayad Heere Se Bhi Anmool Hoty hum,

Woh jis ne maut ko bhi apni

Woh jis ne maut ko bhi apni maut maar diya Jo zindagi ke liye zindagi ka baap hua Aur yeh baat teh hai ke

Sardar itny sary log football ko laat

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