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Wo jis ne apne nana ka wada

Wo jis ne apne NaNa ka wada wafa kr diya Ghar ka ghar supard-e-KHUDA kr diya Nosh kr liya jis ne shahadat ka jaam

ghazal kabi zid mein tere

*¤* GHAZAL*¤* Kabi zid Mein Tere Ho Gaye, Kabi Dil Ne Tuje Ganwa Diya, Isi Kashmakash Mein Rahe Sada, Tu Ne Yad Rakha Ya

Allah asi dua qabbool nahin karta go

ALLAH ASI DUA QABBOOL NAHIN KARTA GO JHAFIL DIL SAY NIKLI HO IS LIYA HAMESHA KHLOSAY DIL SAY DUA KARNI CHAHIYA

Bv shoping kar ka ai our smaan

bv shoping kar ka ai our smaan husband ko pakra diya. husband bola zaror is main marayy khany ka liya ha ..to wife boli

Yeh jo zindagee ki kitaab hai

Yeh Jo Zindagee Ki Kitaab Hai, Yeh Kitaab Bhi Kya Kitaab Hai Kahin Ik Haseen Sa Khawab Hai, Kaheen Jaan Leva Azaab Hai. Kahin

Ranj de kar malal karty ho tum

Ranj De Kar Malal Karty ho, Tum B Kiya Kamal Karty ho! Daikh Kar Poch Liya Haal Mera, Chalo kuch to Khayal Karty Ho,

Tumhari duniya me ji rahe hai hum

Tumhari Duniya Me Ji Rahe Hai Hum,. Kabhi Kabhi Yaad Kar Liya Karo,. Maut To Kal Aani Hai Sabko. Tumhare Bin Jite Hai Kaise.

humne

.+’ ‘+..+’ ‘+. + HUMNE + ‘+ +’ ‘+.+’ AAPKO .+’ ‘+.+’ ‘+.+’+. + APNY DIL ‘ ‘+.’+. MAY.+’.+’ ‘+.+’ ‘+.+’ Basa Liya’ (¯`v´¯)

Girls of 2011 1st girl aaj

‘Girls Of 2011’ 1st girl: Aaj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nhi, Main to ab uska muhn b nhi dekhungi 2nd: Q kiya

Ah chara gar e shok koi aisi duwa de

Ah chara gar-e-shok koi aisi duwa de Jo dil se har ghari k chahat ko mita de Bs dekh liya duniya k riston ka

Maine munh ko kafan me chupa jub

Maine munh ko kafan me chupa jub liya tub unhe mujhse milne ki fursat mili haal dil pochne jub vo ghar se chale raaste

Muddat ke baad dekha use badla hua

Muddat Ke Baad Dekha Use Badla Hua Tha Woh Najane Kiya Hadsa Hua Sehma Hua Tha Woh Mujhe Dekh Kar Usne Chehra To Chupa

Bahut tanha ho gaye hain tere jaane

Bahut tanha ho gaye hain tere jaane ke baad, ye samaa badal sa gaya hai tere jaane ke baad. Kabhie khush ho jaate the

Tera pichla pyar yad karta hun aksar

Tera pichla pyar yad karta hun aksar. Tera hone ki justju karta hun aksar. Ab Aanso bhe meri ankhon me nahe aate, Rone k

Kabhi tum bhi hum se thay aashna

Kabhi tum bhi hum se thay aashna tumhein yaad ho ke na yaad ho Kabhi tum ko hum se bhi pyar tha tumhein yaad

Qurbaan ho jaun us shaks ki haathon

”Qurbaan ho jaun us shaks ki haathon ki lakeeron par.. ._._.N~B._._. Jisne Tujhe maanga bhi nahi or apna bana liya..’

Baba bullay shah says parh kitaaban

BABA BULLAY SHAH Says Parh Parh Kitaaban ELAM Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya ‘QAZI’ Hath Vich Phar k Talvaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya ‘GHAZI’

Barish this hum thy aur ghani ho

Barish this hum thy aur ghani ho rahe the sham, Tm ne liya tha kanpty hountoon se mera nam, Main ne kaha tha aoo

Kbhi zid main terey ho gae

Kbhi Zid Main Terey Ho Gae Kbhi Dil Ny Tujh Ko Guwa Diya.. Isi Kashmakash Me Jiye Sanam.. Tu Ny Yad Rukha Ya Bhula

Mariz e ghum se wada kar ke gaye paancwhein

Mariz-e-Ghum Se Wada Kar Ke Gaye Paancwhein Din Ka Kisise Sun Liya Hoga Zindagi Chaar Din Ki Hai.

Ek scientist ne mera brain wash kia

Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phir Pocha: Tumhe ab b koi Yaad hai? Maine Apka Naam liya to wo hans k

Usne mera har imthehaan le liya apna

Usne Mera Har Imthehaan Le Liya Apna Pyaar Azmane Ke Liye Humne Bhi Jee Jaan Lagai Unhe udaas Naa Hone Ke Liye Pyar Ki

Pyaas wo dil ki bujhane kabhi aaya

Pyaas Wo Dil Ki Bujhane Kabhi Aaya Bhi Nahin Kaisa Badal Hai Jiska Koi Saya Bhi Nahin Berukhi Is Se Badi Aur Bhala Kya

Kabhi humse bhi do pal ki mulaqat

Kabhi Humse Bhi Do Pal Ki Mulaqat Kar liya Karo Sagar.. Kya Pta Aj Hum Taras Rahe Hain Kal Tum Dhondte Reh Jao

Dharkanon k nasheb o fraaz ko sanwara tha or

Dharkanon k nasheb-o-fraaz ko sanwara tha or bs Kaghaz pe dil ka bojh utara tha or bs Bas itna janta hon k awaz uski

Pathan amma kya aap ne mujhe paida

Pathan ;Amma kya aap ne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha..? Amma :- Nahi to.. Pathan :-To phir paida hone k baad aap

Aansoo main ne rok liye hain

Aansoo Main Ne Rok Liye Hain, Khuwaab Gharonda Tod Diya Hai, Khat Bhi Saare Phaad Diye Hain, Dil Ko Main Ne Baandh Liya Hai,

Sunita willams 1st indian lady jo

‘Sunita Willams’ 1st iNDIAN Lady jo 02/07/2007 ko CHAND per gayi thi… Us ne ‘ISLAM’ Qabool kar liya hai.. Us ney kaha k Chand

Class 0ne me ek new bachi aai

Class 0ne me ek new bachi aai tu sb bachon ne usy khala khala kehna shuru krdia Bachi ne madam ko bula liya Madam:jin

Buhut dino se pareshan tha main faraz

Buhut dino se pareshan tha main Faraz Dawlance liya to baat bani

Kaheen tanha na ker dy tujhey msroof

‘kaheen tanha na ker dy tujhey msroof rehney ka shouq… jab sham dhalay to kisi ka haal-e-dil poch liya kro…

Wife suniye kya aap kitchen

wife – suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge husband – magar yahan to nahin hai wife– mujha pata tha tumha

Ujjrrray howay logon say guraizaan na howa

ujjrrray howay logon say guraizaan na howa karhalaat ki qabron kay yeh katbay bhi parha karrrr har waqt ka hansna tujhay barbaad na kar

Mat pochiye kahan ja k dil laga

Mat Pochiye Kahan Ja K Dil Laga Liya Hum Ne. Khud Per Heran Hon Ye Kya Kiya Hum Ne, Log Apni Mohabat K Afsane

Main nahi hon apny wajood me

“Main nahi hon apny wajood me… “Mujhe janay kis nay chura liya… “Mere khayal m rehta hai ek shakhs… “Koi jadoo us nay chala

Hain sabhi ko hum say shikayatein pr

Hain sabhi ko hum say shikayatein, Pr humain kisi se gila nahin…. Yeh usool hum ne bana liya, Na mila karo, Na gila karo..

Veerana dekh liya jahaan raah e safar mein

‘veerana dekh liya jahaan raah-e-safar mein…* ‘BaRhta Ho0n Usi simt kO shaayad mera ghar hO…*

Tum ne aa kar mizaaj puuchh liya

Tum ne aa kar mizaaj puuchh liya ab tabiyat kahan sambhalti hai.

Jis daur pe nazan thi duniya ab

Jis daur pe nazan thi duniya, ab hum woh zamana bhool gaye Auron ko jagana yaad raha, khud khoosh mein ana bhool gaye Moon

Parh kitaaban ilam diyan tu naam rakh

Parh Parh Kitaaban Ilam Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya Qaazi, Hath Vich phar K Talvaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya Ghaazi, Makkay Madinay Ghoom Aaya

Ye na socho k faqat naam liya

‘,,Ye Na Socho K Faqat Naam Liya Karta Hai,, ‘,,Ek Dewana Teri Chahat Main Jiya Karta Hai,, ‘,,Wo Janta Hai K Tu Uss k

Hadees kuch aisy log hongay jin

===HADEES=== ‘Kuch aisy log hongay jin ko JANNAT me janay ka hukum diya jaega, Lekin wo JANNAT ka raasta bhol jaengay’ Ye wo log

Isi liya to bachon pe noor sa

Isi Liya To Bachon Pe Noor Sa Barasta Hai Sharartain To Karte Hain , Saazishain Nahi Karte

Ye arzu thi k aisa b kuch

Ye arzu thi k aisa b kuch huwa hota, Meri kami ne tuje b rula diya hota, Mai lowt aatha teri simat ek lamhe

Chaak e daman ko jo dekha to

Chaak e DaMan Ko Jo Dekha To Mila EID Ka Chaand Apni Tasveer Kahan Bhool Gaya EID Ka Chaand Unke Abroey KhaMeeda Ki Tarah

Aaj yun mausam ne dee jashn e muhabbat ki

Aaj yun mausam ne dee jashn-e-muhabbat ki khabar Phoot ker rone lage hain mai muhabbat aur tum Hum ney joon hi ker liya mehsoos

Muhabat k liya diwangi hona zarori hy

muhabat k liya diwangi hona zarori hy muhabat $ary ri$hty naty toor dayti hay faqad aik dil $ay dil k $il$aly joor dayti hy

Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte

Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain, har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain, aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare,

Pakar k aik jugunu unhon ne taangon

Pakar k aik jugunu unhon ne taangon mainrakh liya faraz…… Bethay hein ab apni hi gand may charaghan kiye huwe…….

Muni badnam huwi darling tara liya ya

muni badnam huwi darling tara liya ya jando baam huwi darling tara liya kia hal ha ge

Apna daman chuda liya jite ji tune

apna daman chuda liya, Jite ji tune mujhko maut ki gahri nind sula diya Hum to roshni bankar jalte rahe teri duniya me Kitni

Bhar k jaam ulfat e haider as

Bhar Bhar K Jaam Ulfat e Haider (A.S) Piya Karo Aur Mushkil Paray Toa Naam Ali (A.S) Ka Liya Karo Bhai Gar Chahtay Ho

Dekho mausm kitna suhana he thandi

Dekho mausm kitna suhana he. Thandi thandi fizao ka ana jana hai. Kuch sms kar liya karo mere dost Is balnce se kya shadi

Us ky honton ko chuma to ehsas

Us Ky Honton ko Chuma To Ehsas Huwa Faraz Ek pani he zaruri nahi piyas Bujhany k liya

Woh december ki udas sham thi

Woh december ki udas sham thi jab gali k sunsan morr peh us ne mera hath thama tha kitney aram say us na kaha

Agar choomna hi maqsad ho to nazron

Agar Choomna hi maqsad ho to Nazro’n se choom liya krte hen,, ‘Laga kar hont kisi k daman ko hum dagh_daar nhi krTE’

Hain sabhi ko hum say shikayatein

Hain sabhi ko hum say shikayatein, Pr humain ksi se gila nahin FARAZ… Yeh usool hum ne bana liya, Na mila karo, Na gila

Ye chahaton k silsile ajeeb thay

Ye Chahaton k Silsile Ajeeb thay Ajeeb hain^ Kabi Wo Hum_Se Door hain Kabi bohot Qareeb hain^ Jo chaha wo na Paa sake Jo

Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos

Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos girl. GIRL- jab dad so jayenge to main gali mein sikka phenkon gi, awaz sun ker foran

Itna to mere haal par ehsaan kiya

Itna to Mere Haal Par Ehsaan Kiya Kar Aankho’n Se Mera Dard Pehchan Liya Kar Kuch Saath De Safar mai Bahut thak Gaya Hoon

Sun liya hum ne faisla tera aur

Sun liya hum ne faisla tera Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey Zehan chup chaap ankh khaali Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kar raha

1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha, Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe

Har simt gham e hijar k t0ofan hain moshin

Har Simt Gham-e-Hijar k T0ofan hain Moshin , Mat pouch k huM kitnY PreshaaN MoshiN , HAr chehra Nazar aata hai TasweeR ki Surat

Ye faisla maine badi asani se kar

ye faisla maine badi asani se kar liya… uski har ek yaad ko sine me dafan kar liya… log puchte he kyu din raat

Kabi kabhi yad kr liya kro is

Kabi Kabhi yad kr liya kro is banda-e-nachiz ko,, …Nayaß… Ye Shakhs bura hi sahi mgr abhi zinda to hai,,

Har gham har khusi me tera naam

Har gham har khusi me tera naam liya Jo nikle teri yaad me ansu hans kar piya. Mera rom rom tujhe chahata tha jaan

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi ho, Us k husbnd ka lun 7.5 inch ho, Woh haftey mein 3 bar karay.or 1 bar

Andheri raat main rehtey to kitna acha

Andheri raat main rehtey to kitna acha tha. Tum apni zaat main rehtey to kitna acha tha. Ghamon ney lout liya hamarey baad tumhain,

To ny ek bar bola tha k

To ny Ek bar bola tha K ager to na mila to MA mar Jao gi ….Sameer…. Ma us din sy apni sansy tery

Doctor ki shadi is tarah honi chahye

Doctor ki Shadi is tarah honi chahye k Dr. ki shadi Hi nazar aay Ubtan ki jaga polyfax or Mehndi ki jaga pyodin Solution

Tum pass nahin aik hi baat hai

Tum Pass Nahin Aik Hi Baat Hai Kabhi Bin Tumhare Roya Karte They Ab Tum Dhur Ho Aik Hi Baat Hai Dil Main Pehle

Gazal mat pochiye kahan ja k

‘GAZAL’ Mat pochiye kahan ja k dil laga liya humny khud par heran hon ye kya kiya humny Log apni muhabt k afsane sunate

Unhone humein aazmakar dekh liya ik dhokha

Unhone humein aazmakar dekh liya, Ik dhokha humne bhi kha kar dekh liya. Kya hua hum huye jo udaas, Unhone to apna dil behla

Muddat k baad dekha usay badla hua

Muddat K Baad Dekha Usay Badla Hua Tha WOh Najanay Kya Haadsa Hua Sehma Hua Tha WOh Mujhe Dekh Kar Usne Chehra TO Chupa

Chand katre hi sahi kuch to

‘Chand Katre Hi Sahi…? ‘Kuch To Sahara Kar Liya….? ‘Apne Hi DiL Ka Lahoo Pee K Guzara Kar Liya….!

Aaj mein kisi wajah se boht udhas

Aaj mein kisi wajah se boht udhas tha socha chat room me jata hun kisi b dost se baat hogi to mood acha ho

Kabhi wo hum par jan diya karte

kabhi wo hum par jan diya karte the jo kehte the wo man liya karte the aj wo anjan samjh kar pas se guzar

Ab usolon se mujh ko baimaani karna

Ab usolon se mujh ko baimaani karna hai Jab bhi sach kahon tarjumani karna hai Tum apne hi gulistan ko sajana yaaron Mujhe to

Aik larki professor kay room may enter

Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui. Girl: may exams may pass honay kay liya kuch bhi karun ge. Professor: acha. . .

Khuli jo ankh tou woh thaa na

Khuli Jo Ankh Tou Woh Thaa Na Woh Zamana Thaa Dehkti Aag Thee Tanhaayi Thee Fasana Thaa Gamon Ney Baant Liya Mujhe Yuun Aapas

Ab ke jazbaat pa ik barf jami

Ab ke jazbaat pa ik barf jami ho jesa, phir kisi zakam ki is dil men kami ho jesa, yun saraboon pa haqeeqat ka

Sharukh khan nay muj say 5 caror

SHARUKH KHAN NAY MUJ SAY 5 CAROR KA SAWAL POOCHA K PAKISTAN MAIN KON SA WO SHAKHS HAI JO 365 DIN MAIN 1 BAR

Ghazal kuch umer ki pehli

‘Ghazal ‘ Kuch Umer Ki PehLi ManziL Thi …. Kuch Raste The Anjaan Bohat, …. Kuch Hum B PagaL The Lekin Kuch Wo B

Woh kese log thy ye rab jinnon

Woh kese log thy ye Rab, jinno’n ne pa liya tujh ko… Hume to ho gya dushwar ik insaan ka milna……

Kismat ney kar diya jo mayasir utha

Kismat ney kar diya jo mayasir utha liya Pathar utha liya kabhi Gohar utha liya Peimana e jaam meena o sagar utha liya Saki

Yaqeen teri wafa ka aaj kar liya

Yaqeen Teri wafa ka aaj kar liya mene, Tere pyar se Daman apna bhr liya mene, Tumhy zarorat nahi mujh sy kuch kehne ki,

Dunya ne deen ko ek latifa

Dunya ne Deen ko ek Latifa bna liya, Jb chaha,jis ko chaha khalifa bna liya, Jb se Rasul-e-Haq ne kaha ‘YA ALI MADAD’, Hm

Kuch to kro khayal thehr jaao shayed

Kuch To Kro Khayal Thehr Jaao Shayed Wo A Jaay Kr Lo Thora iNtezar Shayed Wo A Jaay Khabar Na Mili Hogi UnKo Mere

Main ne us se bas itna hi

Main ne us se bas itna hi puchha tha ki, ek pal mein.. kiisi ki jaan kaise nikal jati hai, Us Ne Chalte Chalte

Nokiaap ki parsanality he bohat achi ha

nokiaap ki parsanality he bohat achi ha is liya lgap sach bolna ki waja sa culb ap ka acha acha sms karna ki waja

Parh to liya hai us khat ko

Parh to liya hai us ‘Khat’ ko ab kese phaar doon FARAZ….!! hai kaghaz mein khushboo tere hath ki abhi bhi. Geo Sms Group

Is eid pe laut ke aa jana

Is Eid pe laut ke aa jana, Kuch yadain taza krni hain, Kuch lamhy morh k lany hain, Kuch taary torr k lany hain,

hum bhi maujood thay taqdeer

~ Hum BHi Maujood Thay Taqdeer k Darwazey Per ~ ~ Log Daulat Pe Girey Hum Ne Tujhy Maang Liya ~

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahi ho sat

Past ko yaad na kiya karo

PAST Ko Yaad Na Kiya Karo, FUTURE K Intezar me Mat Baytho, Magar PRESENT Ka Sahi Istemal Kar liya karo.

Un ko uljha k kuch sawalon main

Un ko Uljha k kuch Sawalon main…!!! . . Main Ne G Bhar k Un ko Dekh liya… . (”,) Hunn Bay shakk /))

Afridi ki beti ne to afridi ko

~afridi ki beti ne to afridi ko ‘tuk tuk’ khelne ka mashwara dia tha* *misbah ne to dil pe hi le liya:-d

Aankh ne raat jab ek chand mukamal

Aankh Ne Raat Jab Ek Chand Mukamal Dekha Phir Samandr Ko Bhi Hote Howe Pagal Dekha Raat Bh’r Dair Talak Ki uski Baatein Khud

Udat k bad dekha usy badli hui

udat k bad dekha usy Badli hui th wo Najany kya hadsa hua Sehmi hui thi wo Mjy dekh krusny Chehra to chupa liya

Sz money ki sab sa zayad importance

sz money ki sab sa zayad importance ha kk jis sa ap pyar karta ho os ki importance ha ap ki life ma itdoston

Yar tera kuta gadi ke niche aa

YAR TERA KUTA GADI KE NICHE AA KAR MAR GYA HAI ………………KYO SACH MAAN LIYA NA MERI BAAT KO .. 1ST APRIL KO SAB

Wo ishq jo hum sy rooth gaya

Wo ishq jo hum sy rooth gaya, ab uska haal btayen kya ,,,, koe mehr nhe, koe Qehr nhe, phr sucha sher sunayen kya

Aapki missed call bindaas hai aapke sms

aapki missed call bindaas hai, aapke sms lajawab hai, kabhi kabhi call bhi kar liya karo, suna hai aapki aawaz first class hai.

Kho diye hum ney jawani me barey

Kho Diye Hum Ney Jawani Me Barey Kaam Ke Din Ab To Muddat Say Gali Me Nahi Aaya Qasid Wo Bhi Kia Khoob Thy

Ho sakke to karo khud mein kashish

HO SAKKE TO KARO KHUD MEIN KASHISH PAIDA HAR KISI KO HASRAT SE DEKHA NAHI KERTE HAR SHAKHS NAHIHOTA HAR SAHAKHS K KABIL HAR

Phir mujhay deeda e tar yaad aaya dil jigar

Phir mujhay Deeda-e-tar yaad aaya Dil jigar , tishna-e-faryaad aaya dam liya tha na qeyamat nay hunooz phir tera waqt-e-safar yaad aaya Zindagi yoon

Tanhai ki lamhoon me kabhe roo bhe

TANHAI KI LAMHOON ME KABHE ROO BHE LIYA KAR HAR WAKAT KA HANSANA TUJE BARBAAD NA KARDEY

Main nay jee bhar kay tujh ko

Main Nay JEE Bhar Kay Tujh Ko Daikh Liya Tujh Ko Uljha Kar Kuch Sawaaloon Mien…!!!

Memon ki biwi bas b karo

MEMON ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Martba Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk den, …MEMON: Kar di Na Jaahilon Wali Baat,is

Zakhmo se gosha e dil e veeran saja liya hum

Zakhmo Se Gosha-e-Dil-e-Veeran Saja Liya.. Hum Ne Khizaan Me Jashn-e-Bahaaran Mana Liya.. Sooraj Ki Chaal Chal K Bayabaan Ki Dhoop Ne,, Ek Be-Kafan Darakht

Aj bi tere liye dil me chahatein

Aj Bi tere liye Dil me chahatein baQi hein Tuj se jo krni thi wo batein baQi hein ksy soch liya tum ne hamein

Chief sms sgd 4 all boys

~ChieF sMs sGD~ ~4 All Boys & Girls %Zina Kaar Shakhs Faqt Fahesh Amal Hi Nai Krta Balke Dusron Ka Maqrooz ßan Jata Hy

Ye jo zindagi ki kitaab hai bhi

Ye Jo Zindagi Ki Kitaab Hai Ye Kitaab Bhi Kya Kitaab Hai kahin ik haseen sa Khwaab hai kahin jaan-levaa azaab hai kahin chaun

Badlon ko aata dekh k muskuraliya hoga

Badlon ko aata dekh k muskuraliya hoga kuch na kuch masti men gunguna liya hoga Allah ka shukar ada kiya barish k honey se

Khuli jo ankh tou woh thaa na

Khuli Jo Ankh Tou Woh Thaa Na Woh Zamana Thaa Dehkti Aag Thee Tanhaayi Thee Fasana Thaa Gamon Ney Baant Liya Mujhe Yuun Aapas

Maine tujhe chaha tou jana ki chahat

MAINE TUJHE CHAHA TOU JANA KI CHAHAT KYA HAI MAINE TUJHE POOJA TOU JAANA KE KHUDA KYA HAI MAINE TUJHE PYAR KIYA TOU JANA

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne, Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar

beta papa ye sex kya hota

*. . .Beta-papa ye ‘sex’ kya hota hai…? Sardar: thinks oye ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega Aftr tht he

Main ne ali as se aen liya

Main Ne Ali (A.S) Se Aen Liya Aur Likh Liya Dekha Jo Abu Turab (A.S) Toa Bay Is Mein Mil Gaya Aaya Nazar Asad

Chasham e saaqi ki inayaat pe pabandi hai

Chasham-E-Saaqi Ki Inayaat Pe Pabandi Hai, In Dinon Waqt Pe Halaat Pe Pabandi Hai, Dil Shikan Ho Ke Challey Aaye Teri Mehfil Se, Mehfil

Na pucho kee aa dosh mera bas

Na pucho kee aa dosh mera bas dedo mainu sja yaaro… Hun jeena mushkil ho gya e meri mout layi karo duya yaaro…. Ithe

Ab akeley he rehna seekh liya hai

Ab akeley akeley he rehna seekh liya hai dil ki batian khud se kehna seekh liya ha mujhe kisi k kandhey ke zarurat nai

Ek baat kahoon tum mujhe bhool

Ek Baat Kahoon, Tum Mujhe Bhool Nahin Pao Gi, Kasam To Kha Li Tum Ne Guriya, Mujhe Kabhi Bhi Yaad Na Karne Ki, Magar

Lodsheeding ne aisa admi ko kardiya faraz

lodsheeding ne aisa admi ko kardiya faraz ke jarneter ke rasi samaje kar admi ka nara kench liya

Try hisar sy bar nikal gya hu

Try hisar sy bar nikal gya hu me tu thek khta hi shyed bdal gya hu me tjy khbr nhi ksy srab rsty thy

Baap itne kum marks 2 thappar lagne

Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo

Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo, Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast Miss call toa kar liya karo

Tum ne to phir bhi seekh liya

‘TUM NE’ TO phir bhi seekh liya zamaney ke saath chalna ‘FARAZ’ ‘HUM TO’ KUCH bhi na kar sakey mohhabat ke siwa

Hum ne apne liye ambulance ka bandobast

Hum ne Apne Liye Ambulance ka Bandobast Kar liya hai FARAZ… ! ! ! Suna hai 2ND Year ka Result Aanay Wala hai. 🙁

Teri yaad chhed jati hai har bar

Teri yaad chhed jati hai har bar ki tarha Nikal ke chal dete hai aanshu har bar ki tarha Jis tarha se khamosh rah

Kal shab dekha jab tujhay aa gaya

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