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True boy is like a playing carrom

True boy is like a boy playing a carrom, Always afraid of losing his queen. And a girl playing Chess, Risking everything to save

Like hummingbirds are drawn to nectar

Like hummingbirds are drawn to nectar, She could not fight the way she felt. Love lingered and boiled inside her, Unfair was the passion

One day u feel like crying call

One day… u feel like crying.. call me! i promice i will not ask u to stop but i will cry with u…………..One day

Its funny when people discuss love marriage

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Select a bird for me and then

Select a Bird for Me and then I tell You What You Feel About Me! Sparrow Crow Eagle1 Parrot Pigeon Penguin Falcon Reply Must

A blonde girl enters a store that

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size

Always save ur determination like a mirror

‘Always save ur determination like a mirror, which never loses its ability to reflect back even if broken into thousand pieces.’ Have a nice

Husband i hav invited a friend home

Husband: I hav invited a friend home for Sunday Lunch. Wife: But why, the house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty and

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A woman is like bluetooth you

A Woman Is Like BLUETOOTH. . . You r Next To Her, She Stays Connected. You Go Away, She Finds New Devices . .

You are like the sunshine so warm

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet.. you are like you.. and that’s the reason why I love

All mornings are like paintings u need

All mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & An SMS from someone

Sirilankan experts shared their experience as dengue

Sirilankan experts shared their experience as dengue is present in their country through out year but they hav almost no deaths.Important points to share

Love is like playing the piano first

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and lay from

Night has ended for another day morning

Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries

A true friend is hard to find

A true friend is hard to find, Someone who is always kind. Words of advice; freely share, Helping hand, always spare. A true friend

Females criteria for life partner they

Female’s’ Criteria for Life Partner They expect their men to look like .. Mr Universe.. . . And . . Work Like ..Ramu Kaka..

12i kiss u 38i kill 70i pray

12=I kiss u 38=I KILL u 70=I PRAY 4 U 19=I hate U 68=I LOVE U 55=I AM ONLY 4 u 92=I miss you

In love at last never alone anymore

In Love At Last. Never Alone Anymore, Like In The Past. I Chose You To Love, My Heart To You I Give. I Could

Happy birth daya msg from my

~^~Happy Birth day~^~A msg from my ‘Heart’ a place where i keep special people like ‘YOU’ ~[ MAY ALLAH BLESS YOU]~~~& once again Happy

Luving sum1 who dsnt luv u is

Luving sum1 who dsn’t luv u is like batting whn v need 7 runs in 1 ball V knw tht its imposible Bt V

Confidence once all villagers decided to pray

CONFIDENCE: Once all villagers decided to pray 4 rain,On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy came with umbrella thats

Dearbefore my ammal nama is taken to

DearBefore my ‘ammal nama’ is taken to Allah in ths m0nth of RajabI want sayIf I ever hurt U or made U feel bad

Whan i call u 1 ring

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u,

I feel something in my heart its

I feel something in my heart, It’s like a little flame, Every time I see you, This flame lights up, This flame is special

Veena malik apni book mastee k page

Veena Malik Apni Book Mastee K Page Numbar 69 Men Likhti Hai, WHAT Is SEX? Sex Is Like PEPSI Ye Dil Mangay oR Sex

Living alone is better than to live

living alone is better than.. to live with fake peoples who hate u bt act like loving you…..:P

Husband says when im gone youll never

Husband says: When I`m gone you`ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I`d want another man like you

People like you r one in

People Like You r One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain’t In A Mood To Search Another Billion For

I m going to write on all

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and I wish that one falls on ur head, so that u

If u expect the world to be

‘if u expect the world to be fair with u because u are fair………. Its like expecting the lion not to eat u because

24 sweet hrs make 1 day

24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day” ! “7 sweet days make 1 sweet week” ! “4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month” !

Look outside see the trees watch flowers

Look Outside, see the trees Watch the flowers in the breeze Things won’t be like this in a year or two If polluting is

Oh give us pleasure in the flowers

Oh, give us pleasure in the flowers to-day; And give us not to think so far away As the uncertain harvest; keep us here

Great lines if u born poor

Great Lines.. If U Born Poor, Its Not Ur Mistake But If U Die Poor, Its Ur Mistake.. Born Personality Is An Accident But

A day is going to end again

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U

Someone to lean on when problems appear

Someone to lean on when problems appear, Someone on whom you’d depend, Someone who’ll lift you when you’re down in the dumps, That someone

Deeper than the oceans more plentiful its

Deeper Than The Oceans, More Plentiful Than Its Waters Higher Than The Mount, Stronger Than Its Wall Wider Than The Horizon, Brighter Than Its

Never cheat ur love who sacrifice everythng

NEVER CHEAT UR LOVE WHO SACRIFICE EVERYTHNG FRO U… ONCE TRUST BROKEN, STIL IF THAT PERSN LOVES U BUT NOT LIKE BEFORE.. INSIDELY HER

Ur love is like a river peaceful

Ur love is like a river peaceful and deep, Ur soul is like a secret that I never could keep, When I look into

I like grapes bcoz its boneless

I like Grapes Bcoz its Boneless. and I like U. Bcoz… U r Brainless. ha.. ha.. ha.. Felt Bad? Come on Yar. Its just

Beautiful flowers die nice stories end lovely

Beautiful flowers die…. Nice stories end…… Lovely songs fade…….. .. Momeries are forgotten… .. All things comes to end….. But people like YOU always

Life is mostly froth and bubble but

Life is mostly froth and bubble, But two things stand like stone, Kindness in another’s trouble.. and courage in you’s own. ****Eid Mubarik*****

Six rules 2 b happy free yr

Six Rules 2 B Happy… Free Yr Heart From Hatred Free Yr Mind From Worries Make Yr Life Simple Expect Less From Others Give

Whenever i talk to feel a

Whenever i talk to , i feel a whole lot happier, you just know how to lift up my spirit … in a nutshell.

Spend your life like a candle beacuse

‘Spend your life like a candle beacuse it gives you light’

True friends should be like two zeros

True Friends Should be Like Two Zero’s (0,0) When u Try To Add, They Are the Same, When You Subtract, They Are Again Same,

A smart statement for changing ur life

A Smart Statement for changing ur life: *Never raise ur voice, Just improve the quality of ur Argument, Then see the difference* Life is

F a c t boys

F A C T !! Boys Hate Asking Parents For Money To Buy Girls Presents… …So They Come Up With Ideas Like Saving Their

An old man in love is like

“An old man in love is like a flower in winter” GOOD NITE

Match stick 1st burns itself b4 burning

MATCH STICK 1,ST BURNS itself B4 BURNING other things. ANGER & EGO is also like A MATCH STICK, it DESTROYS us FIRST B4 DESTROING

Theres nothing rajni can do when

There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do When you say ‘no one’s perfect’, Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult. There is nothing like recession, its

Baloch patriot leader hyrbyair marri has said

Baloch patriot leader Hyrbyair Marri has said that Majeed Baloch (junior) acted on the ideology and philosophy of ‘his late brother’ Shaheed Majeed Baloch

Solid be izzati girl i like you

~Solid Be-izzati~ Girl: I like you. Do you like me? 🙂 Boy: No. Girl: =( Boy: You never asked if I loved you. Girl:

Life bestows loves blessing on a

Life bestows love’s blessing, On a very special few. And I believe it happened, When life encountered you. You are a perfect couple, In

Wives are like incoming calls lovers outgoing

Wives are like Incoming Calls. Lovers are like Outgoing Calls. Aunties are like 2ll free Calls. Call girls are like Roaming Calls. Neighbour Girls

Your heart breaks into million pieces you

Your heart breaks into million pieces, you regret at ever chance you had to make things right, ever night you lay motionlessly staring at

A friend like you is a precious

A friend like you is like a precious gem … hard to find … difficult to part with & treasured forever …. Happy Valentine’s

Hello all user of smspunchorg i hope

hello.. all user of smspunch.xyz i hope u r all fine. Dear my name is ch.Aqeel Ahmad Saim i live in lahore mugy achy

Find people at the workplace who like

Find people at the workplace who like you don’t appreciate the workplace drama. They can be your outlet and help you cope with the

The smile is like a simcard

The smile is like a simcard The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a

The super most example of love in

The Super most example of love in My life. ‘When apples were 4 & we were 5, then my mother said, ‘I dont like

Genius without education is like silver in

Genius without education is like silver in the mine. Benjamin Franklin

A man is like a fraction

A man is like a fraction whose numerator is wh8 He is & whose denominator is wh8 He thinks of Himself. Larger the denominator,

Pain rain have a strong bonding

‘Pain & Rain have a strong Bonding… When U r in deep pain, U cry like a heavy rain. When U see rain. U

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

A short walk is so difficult

A Short Walk IS So Difficult Wen No1 Walks With U. But,A Long Journey IS Just Like A Few Steps Wen U Walk With

Rue love is like a pillow u

rue Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U

Youre like a target that i always

You’re like a target that I always try to aim at. How I wish I could aim you at the heart. But every time

How like a jade he stood tied

‘How like a jade he stood tied to the tree, Servilely mastered with a leathern rein; But when he saw his love, his youth’s

An 0utstanding answer by a child when

An 0utstanding Answer By A Child When Asked, ‘What is DREAM..?’ He Replied: ‘Where There Is No Price Tags 0n The Toys Which I

A day is going to end again

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U

A best friend is like a four

“A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have”

I like the dreams of future better

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. Thomas Jefferson

Every life in this world was painted

Every life in this world was painted by GOD’s own hands. I am thank full to him because when he painted my life….He included

Like birds let us leave behind what

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY

Girlfriends are like gol gappay always tasty

Girlfriends are like ‘Gol Gappay’ always Tasty. Lovers are like ‘Pizzas’ Hot n Spicy. & Wives are Like ‘Daal Chawal’ No Other Option, But

fail is likesteps pass like alift lift

-‘FAIL is likesteps. -PASS is like aLift. -Lift may fail sometimes. -But, steps will always get u 2 the top.’ -Dr.APJ Abdul kalam. .

I need u like a flower needs

I need u like a flower needs the rain I need u for u can wash away my oain I need u more each

I smile for whom i like

I smile for whom i like 🙂 I cry for whom i care:'( I share with whom i love 😛 I get angry on

Cheerful people are like sunlight sunlightthey shine

Cheerful people are like Sunlight. Cheerful people are like Sunlight.They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh

Girlwhat do you like in me

GIRL:What Do You Like In me ? BOY:Those Two White Big Balls Having Black Dots On It. GIRL:Whatttttttttttttttttttt? . . . BOY:Yes I Like

Broccoli i m not happy with my

Broccoli: I m not happy with my looks…I look like a tree. Walnut: and I look like a brain 🙁 Mushroom: that’s not too

Intelligence is same like underwear so we

Intelligence is same like underwear so we all should have, Should Not show it. (shakispair)

Life is like a chocolate box each

Life Is Like A Chocolate Box, Each Chocolate Is Like A Portion Of Life, Some Are Crunchy, Some R Nutty, Some R Soft, But

true love is like a

~ True Love ~ Is Like A Pair Of Socks You’ve Gotta Have Two And They’ve Gotta Match…

First it is taken away from me

First It Is Taken Away from Me And now I am home again. I can sit out in my pyjama bottoms, two cats sprawled

I know youre shining down on me

I know you’re shining down on me from Heaven, like so many friends we’ve lost along the way. And I know eventually we’ll be

Happiness is like a butterfly u run

happiness is like a butterfly’ u run after it, it keeps flying away. but if u stand still , it comes and SITS on

Exams are like girl friends too

Exams are like Girl friends – Too many questions – Difficult to understand – More explanation is needed – Result is always fail!

Soul like the vastest sea your

Soul Like The Vastest Sea Your soul is like the vastest sea And mine a darting fish: I lose myself within your love; I

Declaration by his holiness siddiqui lasani sarkar

Declaration by His Holiness Siddiqui Lasani Sarkar Since 1993 Any one from any religion, sect or school of thought, who has not yet seen

After an emotinal huggirl whispers to boyif

After an emotinal hug Girl whispers to Boy: ‘If u hug me once more like that, I will be urs forever’ Boy: THANKS FOR

Graduati0n speech id like to thank

Graduati0n speech : I’d like to thank the internet, g0ogle, wikipedia, micr0s0ft 0ffice, and ctrl+C and ctrl+V i cudnt hav made it without you…

Whats the meaning of friendship this is

What’s the meaning of friendship? this is the close relationship…… in which we want to gossip…….. it’s the life ship……… b coz in life,friend’s

True quote we cn fly in da

True Quote We cn fly in da air like birds0n We cn swim in da water like fish Bt we don’t knw hw 2

Two fundamentals of cool life

Two fundamentals of cool life ; Walk like, you are the king, OR walk like, you don’t care, who is the king!!.

Career is light girls r like

CAREER is LIGHT & GIRLS r like SHADOWS if u try to catch the SHADOW u’ll miss the LIGHT if u ignore them and

Remember me like a pressed flower in

Remember me like a pressed flower in ur notebook it may not be having any fragance but will remind u of my existence. Forever

By this she hears the hounds are

By this, she hears the hounds are at a bay; Whereat she starts, like one that spies an adder Wreathed up in fatal folds

Sms of the day even solid

Sms of the day. Even Solid Thing Like IRON Becomes WEAK When it is HOT And People Can USE it As They Wish. So

But according to himim beautifulincrediblehe cant get

But according to him,I’m beautiful,incredible..He can’t get me out of his head,According to him,I’m funny,irresistible Everything he ever wanted!Everything is opposite,I don’t feel like

I like to remember our times together

I like to remember our times together good times and the bad. I regret the times I yelled at you when you were only

Like the colour of silver in night

Like the colour of silver, in the night sky, the new moon rises, the holy month has past, the fasting is over, tomorrow is

7 rules to be happy 1never

7 rules to be happy 1)Never Hate 2)Don’t worry 3)Live Simple 4)Expect a little 5)Give a lot 6)Always Smile 7)Have a good friend like

Mohabbat 95 piyar 65 kiss 80 like

Mohabbat: 95% Piyar: 65% Kiss: 80% Like: 70% Jan: 100% Love: 90% Naseeb: 99%.

His ears up pricked his braided hanging mane

His ears up-pricked; his braided hanging mane Upon his compassed crest now stand on end; His nostrils drink the air, and forth again, As

Boy i m bored need a

Boy: I m Bored … I Need A Life . . Girl: Yeah, It Kind Of Sounds Like You Do .. =P . .

Meri nazar mein acha dost wohi h

Meri nazar mein acha dost wohi h jo zindagi ka chand lamhon mein zindagi bar ka sath da jay .if everybody like this he

Hurting someone is as easy cutting a

Hurting Someone is as easy as Cutting a Tree But making Someone Happy is like Growing a Tree It Takes a Lot of Time

If u want success in life be

If u want success in life be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like

Welcome to the fascinating world of chocolate

Welcome to the fascinating world of Chocolate. The perfect bar of dark chocolate turns the simple act of eating it into a form of

I like to do those things which

‘I like to do those things which are Impossible. ! ! And ‘Nothng’ is Impossible. So, I do ‘Nothing’ taaaliyaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Old friends pass away new appear it

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing

The winter heres cold and bitter its

The winter here’s cold and bitter, it’s chilled us to the bone. We haven’t seen the sun for weeks, too long too far from

Living alone is really better than living

‘Living alone is really better than living with fake people who hate y0u but act like loving y0u’

Lvvvve l v lv v

:LÖV”V:,:V”ÖVE: :LÖ( ” )VÉ: :LÖV:. .:ÖVÉ: ::LOVE:.v.:LOVE:: This is where i put the person like u.. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ Lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´

A girl sent the most expensive bird

A GIRL sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift to her Sardar BOY FRND next day She

Have yu eva felt dt u r

have yu eva felt dt u r lonely in crowds?? hv u eva heard sm1 callin yur name n found no1 aroun?? hv u

Perhaps the most valuable result of all

Perhaps The Most Valuable Result Of All Education Is The Ability To Make Yourself Do The Thing You Have To Do, When It Ought

Life is like a chess game there

Life is like a chess game there should not be any move without valid reason because once moved to wrong position it’s very difficult

He who do u like she no

He: Who do u like?? She: No one!! He: OH. Who do u like?? She: No one!! He: Who do u like? She: How

as i watched the ants crawl

• As I watched the ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they r, they still communicate with each

Izzat aur pardah duniya mein bohat

‘Izzat aur Pardah’ Duniya Mein Bohat Si Kitabain Hain Magar Ghilaaf Sirf ‘QURAN e PAK’ Ko He Charhaya Jata Hai Duniya Mein Bohat Si

Perfect lecture should be like a girls

Perfect lecture should be like a girl’s mini skirt,which is long enough to cover the ‘subject’ and short enough to create interest.

I dont wish to be everything everyone

I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.”::::””++++++

Six brilliant doubts 1 if all the

Six Brilliant Doubts ! 1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? 2. When dog food

Never feel bad if people remember u

‘Never Feel Bad If People Remember u 0nly In Need Feel Privileged That u Come In Their Mind Like Candle In Darkness 0f Their

Like birds let us leave behind what

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we dont need to carry, GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY

Altaf hussain some like one soem

altaf hussain some like one soem like tow i like one wich ar you

Care affection is not a business

Care & Affection is not a business, where u give & u get.. It is a beautiful feeling 4 someone, where u like 2

Women are like an enternet virus 1st

Women are like an enternet virus.:: 1st they enter your life, scan ur pockets , transfar mony, edit ur mind , download their poblems

Never waste a minute of your precious

“Never waste a minute of your precious life by squandering it thinking about people you don’t like”