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leta SMS Messages
Woh mujh say her bar nazrain chura
Posted in Poetry SMS
woh mujh say her bar nazrain chura leta hai FARAZ, mai ne kagaz per bhi bana ker dekhi hain ankhain uski :'((((
Wada e hoor py behlaye huey log hain hum
Posted in Poetry SMS
WaDa-E-HooR Py BehlaYe HuEy Log HaiN HuM, KhaK BolEiN Gy K DaFnaYe HuEy LoG HaiN HuN, YuN HaR Ik ZullMm Py DaM SaaDhY KhArY
Techer 2 boy ek taraf paisa hy
Posted in Teacher SMS
Techer 2 Boy: Ek Taraf paisa Hy, ek Taraf Dimag Kya Loge? Boy-paisa Techer-Galat,Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nahi hy
Hadees pak us shakhs per janat haraam
Posted in Islamic Sms
HADEES PAK *Us Shakhs per JANAT Haraam hy jo Be’hayae ki Bat sy Kaam Leta hy.* [AL’Samt AL’Ibn e Abi’Dunya, J#7,P#204, H#325]
informati0n black mamba sb
Posted in General Knowledge Qs
*. .informati0n. .* ‘Black Mamba’ Sb Se Tez Raftar Saanp (Snake) Hai.. Ye 1 Ghante Me 7 Mile Tk Faasla Kr Leta Hai. .
Ghazal pyar krta hy wo yun
Posted in Poetry SMS
(”ghaZal”) Pyar krta hy wo yun jesy sza deta hy Jb hansi aye labon pe wo rula deta hy Kbi seeny se lga leta
Teache tumhare abbu ka kya naam
Posted in Pathan SMS
Teache : Tumhare abbu ka kya naam hai ? Pathan: Google khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua ? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai
2touching line apne rste hoe zakhm pay
Posted in Poetry SMS
2/TOUCHing-LiNe apne rste hoe zakhm pay chhrak leta hon raakhh jhrti hai jo ehsaas kay afgaron say
Pehle kiss kro pir palang per
Posted in Double Meaning SMS
PEHLE KISS KRO,.. PIR PALANG PER LETA DO. PIR CHADI UTAR DO. PIR NICHE HATH LGAO…… AUR CHCK KRO K BABY NE SU SU
Main mushkil me panjitan ki panah leta
Posted in Karbala SMS - Shia SMS
Main mushkil me PANJITAN ki panah Leta hun. Mehfil ko zikr e ALI (a.s) Se saja Leta hun. Dunya ki Ghuftagu se Jab Dil
Jab wo saath hy tou kisi
Posted in Latest SMS
Jab Wo Saath Hy Tou Kisi Ki Zarurat Nahi Mujhy …Har Taraf Andhera Hy Par Roshni Ki Zarurat Nahi Mujhy Koi Rehta Hy Har
Mere lofzon ki pahchan agar wo kar
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
Mere Lofzon ki Pahchan agar wo kar leta.. ..N2S… usay mujh se nai khod se mohabat ho jati..?
Jab bhi choom leta hun un haseen
Posted in Poetry SMS
Jab Bhi Choom Leta Hun, Un Haseen Aankhon Ko. Sau Charaagh Andhere Mein Jagmagaane Lage Hain. Phool Kya, Shagufe Kya, Chand Kya, Sitare Kya
Koi hamse jyada chahe to batana palko
Posted in FriendShip SMS
Koi Hamse Jyada Chahe To Batana. Koi Hamse Jyada Palko Pe Tumhe Bithaye To Batana, Dosti To Har Koi Kar Leta Hai. Koi Dosti
Pas aa zara dil ki baat bataon
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
Pas aa zara dil ki baat bataon tujh ko, Kesey dharakta hai dil awaaz sunaon tujh ko, Aa k tu dekh ley dil pe
Usey main dil me rakh leta agar
Posted in Poetry SMS
Usey Main DiL Me Rakh Leta, AGar Hota Yeh Bus Mein Mere, Usey Sab Dekhtay Hain, MuJh Se Yeh Dekha Nahi Jaata…
Duniya ka sub se khatarnaak saanp shalwari
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
duniya ka sub se khatarnaak ‘saanp’ shalwari saanp hai, jis ka size 4 inch hota hai lekin jab gusy me aata hai tu 8
Tu laahk sanwaaray apni zulfein magar
Posted in Poetry SMS
Tu laahk sanwaaray apni zulfein magar Mere haaton sanwarti to kuch or baat hoti Yeh maana tu jahan mein hay sub se judaa Mere
woh aayi thi
Posted in Latest SMS
[ Woh AaYi Thi ??? ] Main ApneY Business KeY SiLsiLe Main Kabhi Kabhi Is KeY Shehar Jata Hon To Guzarta Hon Us GaLi
Dil ka kya h ye to teri
Posted in Miss You SMS
Dil ka kya h ye to teri yaadon k saharey jee leta H ‘._.”._.’ Baat to ankhon ki h jo trapti hain tery dedar
Moula imam ali as farmate hain
Posted in Islamic Sms
MOULA IMAM ALI (a.s) Farmate hain , Na umeed shakhs har acha moqa bhi gawa deta hy, aur Pur umeed shakhs har preshani main
Pathan apni bv se kia hamara jaan
Posted in Pathan SMS
Pathan Apni B.V Se: ‘Kia Hamara Jaan Hum Se Naraaz Hai?’ B.V: ‘Nai To..’ Pathan: ‘To Phir Hamari Taraf Moonh Kar K Kyon Leta
Banda jab gunah kar k allah huzoor
Posted in Islamic Sms
‘Banda jab gunah kar k ALLAH k huzoor apni khataon aur gunahon ka iqrar kar k toba kar leta hai to ALLAH uski toba
Do char kalam laga leta hoon jaib
Posted in Funny Poetry
do char kalam laga leta hoon jaib mai ahbaab mei is se meri tokeer barhti he likhne likhane ki nobat hi nhi aati. mai
Agr wo pyar kr leta mera daman
Posted in Poetry SMS
Agr wo pyar kr leta, Mera daman pakr leta, Tu… Jeewan me faqt uss se, Mohabat farz ho jati. Mohabat qarz ho jati. Magr…
Aik pathan ne road per khari car
Posted in Poetry SMS
Aik Pathan ne road per khari car k nichay kutay ko leta hua daikha, To kutay ko dum se khaincha or kha—- —BAAR NIKAL
Teacher tumhare abbu ka kya naam hai
Posted in Pathan SMS
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond
Usey main dil rkh leta agr hota
Posted in Poetry SMS
usey main dil main rkh leta agr hota ye mere bus mai usey sb daikhte hain, mjh sey ye daikha nahi jata
Night ghazal koi ata hai yad
Posted in Good Night SMS
*Night Ghazal* Koi ata hai yad bahut sone se pehly Jo cheen leta hai Aansoo mery rony se pehly Ab neend B aaye to
Suno tum lot aao na suno
Posted in Miss You SMS
SUNO TUM LOT AAO NA suno tum lot aao na suno tum lota aao na woh dekho chand nikla hai sitare jagmagate hn meri
Main cigarate kabhi nhi pita woh
Posted in Funny Poetry
‘Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita’ Woh to Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota hon to Ghum Bhulane k liye Jab Khush hota hon to Lutf Dobala
Hansata tha mujh ko to phir rula
Posted in Poetry SMS
Hansata tha mujh ko to phir rula bhi deta tha ,,,, Kar ke wo mujh se aksar waday bhula bhi deta tha ,,,,,, Bewafa
Pagal dentist se kya dard k
Posted in Naughty SMS
Pagal dentist se :kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho? Dr: nahi Pagal: Main nikal leta hon. Dr: wo kaise? Pagal: Hee hee
Pathan ne machis ki tili jalai nhi
Posted in Pathan SMS
Pathan ne machis Ki tili jalai nhi jali dusri jalai nhi jali tisri jalai wo jal gai to Pathan ne jaldi se bujha di
Reporter pathan sesab kese mar gaye
Posted in Funny Poetry
Reporter Pathan Se;Sab Pathan Kese Mar Gaye? Pathan Elan Hua K Train Platform Per Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Jan Bachanay K Liye Patri
Di lki aankho se kaam leta hon
Posted in Islamic Sms
di lki aankho se kaam leta hon un k daaman ko thaam leta hoon door hoti hain sari mushkileien jab mohammad /saww/ ka naam
Main sans bhi gin kar leta hun
Posted in Poetry SMS
Main Sans Bhi Gin Kar Leta Hun Jis Roz Safar Main Rehta Hun, Ek Khofzada Jiwan Le Kar Main Moat K Ghar Main Rehta
Jab allah tumhare passe kuch le leta
Posted in Golden Words SMS
Jab ALLAH Tumhare PasSe Kuch Le Leta Hai , To Mat Socho K Wo Tumhe Saza De Raha Hai, Balke Wo Tumhe Is Se
Rishton ki rassi kamzor tab hoti hai
Posted in Golden Words SMS
Rishto’n Ki Rassi Kamzor Tab Hoti Hai Jab.! Insaan Ghalat Fehmi Mein Paida Honay Waalay Sawalon Ka Jawaab Bhi Khud Hi Bana Leta Hai….!!
Ta hashr ye khayal meray dil
Posted in Karbala SMS - Shia SMS
Ta Hashr Ye Khayal Meray Dil Ka Chain Hai MOHSIN Meri Nijaat Ka Wasela HUSSAIN (a.s) Hai Aankho Mai Jaagta Hai Sada Gham HUSSAIN(a.s)
Jazbe sache hon to muhabbat mil he
Posted in Poetry SMS
Jazbe sache hon to muhabbat mil he jati hai Khuda khud he sun leta hai khamosh dilon ki iltajaen
Suna hai ke barish use bhi passand
Posted in Barsaat SMS
Suna Hai Ke Barish Use Bhi Passand Hai… Woh Bhi Meri Tarhan… Barasti Bundoon Ko Haathoon Mein Sameet Leta Hai… …Suna Hai Phool Use
Phir aaj koi ghazal tere naam na
Posted in Poetry SMS
Phir aaj koi ghazal tere naam na ho jaye, Aaj kahin likhte likhte shaam na ho jaye, ker raha hon intezar tere izhar-e-mohabbat ka,
Chawani athani aik pathan sadar bazar mein
Posted in Pathan SMS
Chawani Athani Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me hath rakh leta
Bary dino se hy be khabar wo
Posted in Poetry SMS
Bary dino se hy Be-khabar wo. Ju mere pal pal se Ba-khabar tha. Kbhi me toota tu jurta tha. Wo mere qadmon pe dorta
Chand ko apni chokht pe sajany ki
Posted in Good Night SMS
Chand ko apni chokht pe sajany ki tamana na ker….. Ye zamana to aankhon k khwab bhi cheen leta hai…
Taroon ki sej per kahin soota ho
Posted in Poetry SMS
Taroon Ki Sej Per Kahin Soota Ho Jaise Chand Shab Ki Rida Ko Orhd Ker Leta Ho Jaise Chand Malboos Tera Dekh Ker Lagta
Zindagi ustad se ziada sakht hoti hai
Posted in Islamic Sms
zindagi ustad se ziada sakht hoti hai, ustad sabaq de kr imtehan leta hai aur zindagi imtehan le kr sabaq deti hai. Hazrat Ali
Beautiful thoughts agr ghalat fehmiyan door
Posted in Golden Words SMS
*~*BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS*~* ¤Agr ghalat fehmiyan door na ki jaein to wo nafraton me tabdil ho jati hen ¤jo shakhs tum se dosron k aib
Wife patni main tumhari zindagi ki
Posted in Funny Poetry
Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta
Bohat masroof lamhon mein kabhi ek
Posted in Poetry SMS
Bohat Masroof Lamhon Mein Kabhi Ek Pal Ko Socho Toa Koi Kitna Akela Hai Kisi Ki Zindagi Tum Ho Kisi Ki Bandagi Tum Ho
Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha
Posted in Pathan SMS
Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha. Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho? Rail guzri to mr jao ge. Pthan: Abi upar se
Pathan main thuje phone kar rha
Posted in Pathan SMS
Pathan – main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya. Sardar – hatt !! Pagal! Message kar ke puch leta.
Leta tamaam kaam woh apne wali se
Posted in Karbala SMS - Shia SMS
Leta Tamaam Kaam Woh Apne Wali Se Hy Nisbat Har Aik Imam Ki Noor-e-Jali Se Hay Kul Akhtiyaar De Diya HASSAN-o-HUSSAIN Ko Daita Khuda
Kyu kehto ho mere saat kuch betar
Posted in Poetry SMS
Kyu kehto ho mere saat kuch betar nahi hota Jesa chaho to wesa nahi hota. Koi seh leta hai, to koi keh leta hai
Mery lafzon ki pehchaan agaar kar leta
Posted in Love Day SMS
Mery lafzon ki pehchaan agaar kar leta wo ‘mohsin’ Usey mujh se nahi khud se mohabat ho jati
Jo shakhs allah se darta hai
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
JO SHAKHS ALLAH SE DARTA HAI WO KABHI BADLA NAHI LETA
Sabi insan hain magar farq sirf itna
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
Sabi Insan Hain Magar Farq Sirf Itna Hai Koi Zakham Deta Hai Koi Zakham Bharta Hai Dost Bohat Hain Magar Farq Sirf Itna Hai
Badnaseeb woh hey jo waldain ki khidmat
Posted in Advice SMS
Badnaseeb woh hey Jo Waldain ki Khidmat ker k Dua nahi leta Or Logon se Kehta hey k Mere Liye Dua Karna. Badnaseeb woh
Woh sabhi naaz uthaati hai main jo
Posted in Poetry SMS
Woh SaBhi NaaZ UthAati Hai Main Jo Bhi KeHta HoOn…!! Woh Jo Bhi Kehti Hai Main Chupke Se MaaN Leta HoOn….!!
Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya
Posted in Poetry SMS
Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota
Kya bat hy jis ka ghum b0ht
Posted in Parveen Shakir SMS
*Kya Bat Hy Jis Ka Ghum B0ht Ha, *Kuch Din0 se Ye Ankh Purnam B0ht Ha, *MiL Leta Hy GuftGu Ki Had Tk, itna
Zainab sa nabi ka naz imamat ki
Posted in Karbala SMS - Shia SMS
Zainab (S.A) nabi ka naz, Imamat ki abro Jis ke sharaf ki dhoom hai alam mein charso Sharam-o-haya ki jheel,Sharafat ki aabjo Jibreel jis
Bacha duniya main sirf 1 hunnar le
Posted in Shab-e-Barat SMS
Bacha Duniya main sirf 1 Hunnar le kar Aata hai Wo hunnar hai ‘RONA’ Or usay kuch nahi Aata Or Wo us 1 Hunnar
Parh to leta hoon magar delete karu
Posted in Romantic SMS
Parh to Leta hoon magar Delete karu Kis Tarha, Khushbu Tere haathon ki har SMS mein hai.
Tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula
Posted in Poetry SMS
tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe
Usy jub yad ayega wo pehli bar
Posted in Poetry SMS
Usy jub yad ayega wo pehli bar ka milna, To pal pal yad rakhy ga ya sab kuch bhol jaey ga? Usy jab yad
Anas raziallah anhu se rivayat hai k
Posted in Islamic Sms
Anas Raziallah Anhu se rivayat hai k Rasulullah Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam ne fermaya,3(teen) ausaaf jis aadmi main hon woh inki badolat Imaan ki mithaas
Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya
Posted in Romantic SMS
Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota
Saath chalne main jo maza hota woh
Posted in Poetry SMS
Saath chalne main jo maza hota Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat Saath apne koi chala hota Hum
Saans letey huay bhi darta hun
Posted in Poetry SMS
Saans letey huay bhi darta hun Ye na samjhen ke aah karta hun Bahr-e-hasti mein hun misaal-e-hubaab Mit hi jata hun jab ubharta hun
Saath chalne main jo maza hota woh
Posted in Poetry SMS
Saath chalne main jo maza hota Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat Saath apne koi chala hota Hum
Jab b rat ki tariki me hota
Posted in 2016 Great SMS
Jab B Rat Ki Tariki Me Hota Hon Akela Teri YADON Ko Pas BULA Leta Hon Had Se Barh Jaey Jab YAD Teri To
Bv mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy
Posted in Funny Poetry
BV: Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy Shohar: Uski Books me chupa do, hath
Suno tum lot ao na woh dekho
Posted in Poetry SMS
Suno tum lot ao na woh dekho chand nikla hai sitarai jagmagai hain hamari muntazir ankhain tumhain hi sochti ankhain tumhain wapis bulati hain
Gham e hussain as ki chadar jo
Posted in Karbala SMS - Shia SMS
Gham e Hussain (A.S) Ki Chadar Jo Taan Leta Hai Usay Khuda Bhi Khud Apni Aaman Deta Hai Tu Ek Zindagi Kar Day Ba
Jo shakhs kisi ki madad kerne
Posted in Golden Words SMS
‘Jo Shakhs kisi ki Madad kerne se apna Hath rok Leta hai to uski apni Madad k Liye barhne wale 70 Hath ruk jatey
Pathan hum bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha
Posted in Pathan SMS
Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha .. Dosra Wo ksy? Pthan: Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghr Sar
Usay me dil rakh leta agar hota
Posted in Poetry SMS
Usay Me DiL Me Rakh Leta, Agar Hota Ye Bas Me Mere Usay Sab Dekhte Hain, Mujh Se Ye Dekha Nahi Jata….
Suno tum lot ao na woh
Posted in Poetry SMS
Suno tum lot ao na woh dekho chand nikla hai sitarai jagmagai hain hamari muntazir ankhain tumhain hi sochti ankhain tumhain wapis bulati hain
American hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay
Posted in Insult SMS
American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to bandar bhi sms
Yeh soch kar palkon mein chhupa leta
Posted in Poetry SMS
Yeh soch kar palkon mein chhupa leta hoon aansoo..Gir kar yeh meri aankh se hojaain na beghar. .