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Night ghazal koi aata hai yad bohat

*Night Ghazal* Koi aata hai yad bohat sone se pehle Jo cheen leta hai Aansu mere rone se pehle Ab neend bhi ay to

Duniya ka sub se khatarnaak saanp shalwari

duniya ka sub se khatarnaak ‘saanp’ shalwari saanp hai, jis ka size 4 inch hota hai lekin jab gusy me aata hai tu 8

Ae palnay walay mujhay sardar bana day

Ae Palnay Walay Mujhay Sardar Bana Day Nalain e Muhammad (S.A.W.W) Meri Dastaar Bana Day Kar Un K Nawason (A.S) K Azadaron Mein Shamil

Chand ko apni chokht pe sajany ki

Chand ko apni chokht pe sajany ki tamana na ker….. Ye zamana to aankhon k khwab bhi cheen leta hai…

Sazoaawaz khdokhaal me aa jaty hain

Saz_o_Aawaz’ khd_o_khaal me aa jaty Hain Sans leta Hon to sur taal me aa jaty Hain Jang aur ishq me Haaray Huwy logon ki

Yaad mujhe tm yad aate ho k

(yaad) mujhe tm yad aate ho…. k jub suraj nikalta…. k jub din ye dhalta h… k jub falak par chand roshni me nahata

woh aayi thi main

*. .Woh AaYi Thi ??? Main ApneY Business KeY SiLsiLe Main Kabhi Kabhi Is KeY Shehar Jata Hon To Guzarta Hon Us GaLi SeY

Tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula

tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe

yaaaad shab k pichle

*. .yaaaad. .* Shab K Pichle Pehar Tak, Main Leta Raha Hichkiyaaan, Aur Phir So Gaye Tum. .* *:’:*:’:* R o c K s

Jab wo saath hy tou kisi ki

Jab Wo Saath Hy Tou Kisi Ki Zarurat Nahi Mujhy Har Taraf Andhera Hy Par Roshni Ki Zarurat Nahi Mujhy Koi Rehta Hy Har

Hansata tha mujh ko to phir rula

Hansata tha mujh ko to phir rula bhi deta tha ,,,, Kar ke wo mujh se aksar waday bhula bhi deta tha ,,,,,, Bewafa

Stpard e khaak kar dala teri aankho ki masti

Stpard-e-khaak kar dala teri aankho ki masti ne ..,,.hazaro saal ji leta jo tujh sa pyaar na krta

Jo shaks kaheen baetha ya leta or

JO SHAKS KAHEEN BAETHA YA LETA OR ES NASHIST ME OS NE ALLAH KO YAAD NAHI KEYA TO YEH NASHIST OS KE LIYE BAHOT

Pakistan tujhe salaam roushan rahey tera kalaam

Pakistan Tujhe Salaam Roushan Rahey Tera Kalaam Raat Aur Din Chamke Tera Naam Tujhi Se Hay Subha Meri Tujhi Se Mera Shaym Her Waqt

Mere lofzon ki pahchan agar wo kar

Mere Lofzon ki Pahchan agar wo kar leta.. ..N2S… usay mujh se nai khod se mohabat ho jati..?

Pathan dentist sekya ap dard k bgar

Pathan dentist se:kya ap dard k bgar dant nekal lete hn? Dr:Nai Pathan: me nekal leta ho Dr: kese Pathan: hee hee hee hee

Hnsata tha mujhko to phir rula b

Hnsata tha mujhko to phir rula b deta tha. Kar k wo mujh se aksar wade bhula b deta tha. Be,wafa tha boht magr

Suno tum lot ao na woh

Suno tum lot ao na woh dekho chand nikla hai sitarai jagmagai hain hamari muntazir ankhain tumhain hi sochti ankhain tumhain wapis bulati hain

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

Santaji agr aapko thand lagti hai to

santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: santaji: main heater le aato hoon lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti

Kabi jo ghor sy dekho to itna

Kabi jo ghor sy dekho to itna jan jao gy,,,, k har lamha tmhary bin hamari jan leta hy,,,,

Tumhara akss rehta hai muhbbat k jazeeray

TumhArA aksS rehtA hai muhbbAt k jazeEray pAr k0i daryA sA behtA hai muhbbAt k jazeEray pAr tumhAin hm yaAd karty hAin kabhi j0

Imam ul ambia hazrat mohammed s a w w ghar tashrif

Imam-Ul-Ambia Hazrat MOHAMMED (‘S-A-W-W’) Ghar Tashrif Laye To Roti Ka Tukra Gira Howa Dekha AAP (‘S-A-W-W’) Ne Use Utha Kr Saaf Kiya Or Kha

Jo shaks kaheen baetha ya leta or

JO SHAKS KAHEEN BAETHA YA LETA OR ES NASHIST ME OS NE ALLAH KO YAAD NAHI KEYA TO YEH NASHIST OS KE LIYE BAHOT

Main guzra jhonka hun hawa ka ik

main guzra jhonka hun hawa ka ik nakaam khiladri hun paayr ka na ban sakun ga ab kisi ka aisa thukhraya gaya hun yaar

Main tumse beshumar mohabbat karta hoon tere

Main Tumse Beshumar Mohabbat Karta Hoon………… Tere Aane Ka Intezaar Karta Hoon Tere Na Jane Ka Bahana Dhundta Hoon Tujhe Kisi Na Kisi Bahane

Pathan main thuje phone kar rha

Pathan – main thuje phone kar rha tha par tera mobile number bhul gaya. Sardar – hatt !! Pagal! Message kar ke puch leta.

Suna hai ke barish use bhi passand

Suna Hai Ke Barish Use Bhi Passand Hai… Woh Bhi Meri Tarhan… Barasti Bundoon Ko Haathoon Mein Sameet Leta Hai… …Suna Hai Phool Use

Agr wo pyar kr leta mera daman

Agr wo pyar kr leta, Mera daman pakr leta, Tu… Jeewan me faqt uss se, Mohabat farz ho jati. Mohabat qarz ho jati. Magr…

Tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula

Tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge Ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga Ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe

Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya

Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota

Pagal dentist se kya dard k

Pagal dentist se :kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho? Dr: nahi Pagal: Main nikal leta hon. Dr: wo kaise? Pagal: Hee hee

Ghazal pyar krta hy wo yun

(”ghaZal”) Pyar krta hy wo yun jesy sza deta hy Jb hansi aye labon pe wo rula deta hy Kbi seeny se lga leta

Aasoo aa jate hain ankhon me rone

Aasoo Aa Jate Hain Ankhon Me Rone Se Pehle Her Khwab Toot Jate Hain Sone Se Pehle Ishq Hai Gunah Ye To Samajh Gaye

Jb wo sath hai to kisi ke

jb wo sath hai to kisi ke zarrora nhi mjhe. har taraf andhera hai ar roshne ke zarrorat nhi mjhe. koi rehta hai hr

Koi ata hai yaad bahat sone se

Koi ata hai yaad bahat sone se pehle. Jo cheen leta hai Aansoo mere rone se pehle. Ab neend bhi aaye to main sona

Gham e hussain as ki chadar jo

Gham e Hussain (A.S) Ki Chadar Jo Taan Leta Hai Usay Khuda Bhi Khud Apni Aaman Deta Hai Tu Ek Zindagi Kar Day Ba

Pahala mere dadaji ki itani badi

Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the Dusra : Bus ?

Raat ki tanhaaiyoon main to koi bhi

RAAT KI TANHAAIYOON MAIN TO KOI BHI YAAD KAR LETA HAI………..AY DOST…… JO DUNIYAA KI BHEER MAIN YAAD KAREY MOHABBAT US KO KAHTEY HAIN.

Phir aaj koi ghazal tere naam na

Phir aaj koi ghazal tere naam na ho jaye, Aaj kahin likhte likhte shaam na ho jaye, ker raha hon intezar tere izhar-e-mohabbat ka,

Pagle dentist se kya dard k baghair

PAGLE DENTIST SE. Kya Dard K Baghair Daant Nikaal Lete Ho ? Dr. Nahi. PAGAL. Main Nikal Leta Hn Dr. Wo Kaisy ? PAGAL.

Pyar karta hai woh yun jaise saza

Pyar Karta Hai Woh Yun Jaise Saza Deta Hai, Jab Hansi Aye Labon Pe Woh Rula Deta Hai, Kabhi Seene Se Laga Leta Hai

Challenge for u shadi se pehle

challenge for u.. Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? I am waiting

2 ghadhedonkyapas main bateen kar rahe thay1st

2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na

Main us shakhs k liye jannat atraf

Main us Shakhs k liye Jannat k atraf main 1 ghar ki zimadari leta hon jo haq pe hony k bawajud jhagra chor day.

Samny munzil thi pechy uski awaz

Samny Munzil Thi Pechy Uski Awaz,,. Rukta To Safar Jata,Chalta To Becher Jata, ,. Uski Ulji Sansen Meri Rukawat Bni,,. Chlta To Woh Mar

Zindagi kay koch warq a phir ham

zindagi kay koch warQ a phir ham nay dohra dalay koch porani yadoon kay diye aj phir ham nay jala dalay us ki yaad

Apny dard barha leta hun yadon main

Apny dard barha leta hun yadon main usey pas bula leta hun zindgi jeeny se qabal jo maar gya tha har pal usy jeeny

Suno tum lot aao na suno

SUNO TUM LOT AAO NA suno tum lot aao na suno tum lota aao na woh dekho chand nikla hai sitare jagmagate hn meri

Is raah e muhabbat men tu saath agar hota

is raah-e-muhabbat men tu saath agar hota har gaam pe gul khilate Khushbuu ka safar hota uthata mere pahalu se vo mehr-e-shanasaai ik roz

Husband begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha. Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon. Begum: bas

Ajeeb andaz hai mere mehboob ki masumiyat

Ajeeb Andaz Hai Mere Mehboob ki Masumiyat ka ,,,”’Faraz,,, Tasweer Mei Bhi Dekhoon To Palkain jhuka Leta Hai..

Jo shakhs kisi ki madad kerne

‘Jo Shakhs kisi ki Madad kerne se apna Hath rok Leta hai to uski apni Madad k Liye barhne wale 70 Hath ruk jatey

Allah zameen walon par azab karne ka

‘ALLAH zameen walon par azab karne ka irada farmata hai lekin jab bachon ko QURAN-E-PAK parhte sunta hai to azab rok leta hai.’ (SUNUN

Yadgaar date ek din me us k

“YADGAAR DATE” Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Pr, Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Pr, Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki

Jo mujh ko dekhty thakta nhi tha

jo mujh ko dekhty thakta nhi tha, wo itna to badal sakta nahiN tha kahaN ab koi waisa shehr bhar meiN, ye jana aadmi

koi ata he yad bahut

‘* Koi ata he yad bahut sone se pehle Jo cheen leta hai Aansoo mere rone se pehle Ab neend B aaye to main

Larkijb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to

Larki:jb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to tm kya krte ho Lrka:janu tmhari favrt tofi kha leta hun,or tm kya krti ho? Lrki(Tap kr

Agar wo pyar kar leta mera daman

“Agar wo pyar kar leta Mera daman pakar leta To Jewan me faqat uss se Mohabat farz ho jati Mohabat qarz ho jati. Magar

Pathan ne machis ki tili jalai nhi

Pathan ne machis Ki tili jalai nhi jali dusri jalai nhi jali tisri jalai wo jal gai to Pathan ne jaldi se bujha di

Saath chalne main jo maza hota woh

Saath chalne main jo maza hota Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat Saath apne koi chala hota Hum

Sabi insan hain magar farq sirf itna

Sabi Insan Hain Magar Farq Sirf Itna Hai Koi Zakham Deta Hai Koi Zakham Bharta Hai Dost Bohat Hain Magar Farq Sirf Itna Hai

Suno tum lot aao na suno

SUNO TUM LOT AAO NA suno tum lot aao na suno tum lota aao na woh dekho chand nikla hai sitare jagmagate hn meri

Do char kalam laga leta hoon jaib

do char kalam laga leta hoon jaib mai ahbaab mei is se meri tokeer barhti he likhne likhane ki nobat hi nhi aati. mai

Kyu kehto ho mere saat kuch betar

Kyu kehto ho mere saat kuch betar nahi hota Jesa chaho to wesa nahi hota. Koi seh leta hai, to koi keh leta hai

Najane kyun yeh dil itna dukhta hai

Najane kyun yeh dil itna dukhta hai, Aankhon mein hai aansu magar kyun nahi yeh behta, Kaap utthi hai rooh jab naam unka leta

Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya

Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota

Hansata tha wo muj kokbi rula b

Hansata Tha Wo Muj Ko,Kbi Rula B Deta Tha, Kr K Wo Muj Se Waday,Aksar Bhula B Deta Tha, Be-wafa Tha Buhat Magar Acha

Main to avara shayar hon meri kya

main to avara shayar hon meri kya vaqat ek do git pareshan se ga leta hon gahe gahe kisi nakam sharabi ki tarah ek

Me qassid kis tarha bheju khud

Me qassid kis tarha bheju, Me khud hi tum sy mil lu ga… Tumhain jo dekh leta hai tumhara ho hi jaata hai!!

Main sans bhi gin kar leta hun

Main Sans Bhi Gin Kar Leta Hun Jis Roz Safar Main Rehta Hun, Ek Khofzada Jiwan Le Kar Main Moat K Ghar Main Rehta

Dil ka kya h ye to teri

Dil ka kya h ye to teri yaadon k saharey jee leta H ‘._.”._.’ Baat to ankhon ki h jo trapti hain tery dedar

Main qaasid kis terha bhejoon khud

Main Qaasid Kis Terha Bhejoo’n Main Khud Hi Tum Sy Mil Loonga Tumhai’n Jo Dekh Leta Hy Tumhara Ho Hi Jata Hy … !!!

Chawani athani aik pathan sadar bazar mein

Chawani Athani Aik pathan sadar bazar mein jaraha hota he to achanak zameen pe haath lagata he aur phir jeb me hath rakh leta

Ek sardar bench par leta howa tha

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha, Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!

Ashraf ali thanvi deobandi tableegi ne

ashraf ali thanvi deobandi tableegi ne sabit kia hai k wali dur ki cheez b dekh leta ha [jamal e olia pg79]ab apnay alim

Usey main dil mein rakh leta agar

USEY MAIN DIL MEIN RAKH LETA AGAR BAS MEIN MERE HOTA USEY SAB DEKHTE HAIN MUJHSE YE DEKHA NAHI JATA

Choom leta mai uske haseen hontun ko

Choom leta mai uske haseen hontun ko Faraz.. Per uski behti naak ny mera irada badal dia..

Husband begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha. Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon. Begum: bas

Tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula

tum meri ankh k tewar na bhula paoge ankahi bat ko samjhoge to yad aunga ham ne khushyon ki tarah dukh bhi ikathe dekhe

Duniya ki sab se taqatwar shay hai

Duniya ki sab se taqatwar shay hai Loha, har shay ko kat deta hai Lohe se taqatwae hai Aag jo Lohe ko pighla deti

Zainab sa nabi ka naz imamat ki

Zainab (S.A) nabi ka naz, Imamat ki abro Jis ke sharaf ki dhoom hai alam mein charso Sharam-o-haya ki jheel,Sharafat ki aabjo Jibreel jis

1sms gor say parho gareeb admi

(1)Sms gor say parho! {Gareeb admi roti hasil karne k liye dorrta hai Ameer roti hazam karne k liye dorta hai} {Gunah me lzat

Parh to leta hoon magar delete karu

Parh to Leta hoon magar Delete karu Kis Tarha, Khushbu Tere haathon ki har SMS mein hai.

Pehle kiss kro pir palang per

PEHLE KISS KRO,.. PIR PALANG PER LETA DO. PIR CHADI UTAR DO. PIR NICHE HATH LGAO…… AUR CHCK KRO K BABY NE SU SU

Jaan b mang leta to usko k

‘Jaan B Mang Leta To Usko K Leye De Deta…. *=WÂS¡=* Par Woh Befawa Chahti B Yahi Thi K Hum Apni Jaan De De

Wo meri qasam leta nhi ilzaam samj

Wo Meri Qasam Leta Nhi ilzaam Samj Kr Or De Deta Hy Apni Qasam Inam Samj Kr Wo Janta Hy Mujy Us Sy Kitni

Saath chalne main jo maza hota woh

Saath chalne main jo maza hota Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat Saath apne koi chala hota Hum

Anas raziallah anhu se rivayat hai k

Anas Raziallah Anhu se rivayat hai k Rasulullah Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam ne fermaya,3(teen) ausaaf jis aadmi main hon woh inki badolat Imaan ki mithaas

afsos hota hai us pal jab apni

–Afsos hota hai us pal jab apni pasand koi chura leta hai… —Khwab mein dekha kartey he usey, aur haqeeqat koi aur bana leta

Srdar office ko jldi bnd kr k

Srdar office ko jldi bnd kr k ghar Gya wahan usne apni bv ko boss k 7 dekha Wo bhag k office wapis aya

informati0n black mamba sb

*. .informati0n. .* ‘Black Mamba’ Sb Se Tez Raftar Saanp (Snake) Hai.. Ye 1 Ghante Me 7 Mile Tk Faasla Kr Leta Hai. .

Waqt mila usey to humein bhi yaad

‘Waqt Mila Usey To Humein Bhi Yaad Kar Hi Leta hai Wo,,,, ‘Fursat Ke Auqaat Main Hum Bhi Bare Khaas Hain Us Ke Liye…!!

Tez ho jaata hai khushboo ka safar

tez ho jaata hai khushboo ka safar shaam ke baad phuul shahro.n mei.n bhi khilte hai.n magar shaam ke baad usse daryaaft na karna

Woh mujh say her bar nazrain chura

woh mujh say her bar nazrain chura leta hai FARAZ, mai ne kagaz per bhi bana ker dekhi hain ankhain uski :'((((

Ab to kuch apni tabiyet bhi juda

Ab to kuch apni tabiyet bhi juda lagti hai, Saans leta huin to zakhmon main hawa lagti hai. Kabhi raazi to kabhi mujse khafa

Har pal ye dil tera naam leta

Har pal ye dil tera naam leta hai sanam, Tujhko yaad kar pal pal rota hai sanam. Jab se tu ruth ke chala gaya

Santaji agr aapko thand lagti hai to

santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: santaji: main heater le aato hoon lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti

Sachay dost ki ek nishani woh

Sachay Dost Ki Ek Nishani Woh Aap Ki Aankhon Mein Us Waqt Dard Dekh Leta Hai Jab Duniya Aap Se Keh Rahi Hoti Ha

Ishq ka azzal sy yehi dastoor hy

Ishq ka azzal sy yehi dastoor hy YARR Jo is ko Jan leta haiye us ki JAAN leta hai.

Bura waqt wo shafaf aaina hy jo

‘Bura Waqt Wo Shafaf Aaina Hy Jo Bohot Sary Chehry Wazeh Kar Deta Hy 0r Acha Waqt Badalon Ki Tarha Hy Jo Soraj Ki

Jab allah tumhare passe kuch le leta

Jab ALLAH Tumhare PasSe Kuch Le Leta Hai , To Mat Socho K Wo Tumhe Saza De Raha Hai, Balke Wo Tumhe Is Se

Kya bat hy jis ka ghum b0ht

*Kya Bat Hy Jis Ka Ghum B0ht Ha, *Kuch Din0 se Ye Ankh Purnam B0ht Ha, *MiL Leta Hy GuftGu Ki Had Tk, itna

Wo konsi chez he jo beti k

Wo konsi chez he jo BETI k paida hone par bap apni beti ko deta he, aur us ki shadi hone par waps le

Men usy guftagu sy jeet leta lekin

Men usy guftagu sy jeet leta Lekin.! Bazm-e-yar men khamoshi shrt-e-awal thi…

Bv janu tum mujy waise pyar

BV: Janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi krte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me krta hy! Husband: Wo Pyar krany k 12 crore

Afsos hota hy uss pal jab apni

Afsos Hota Hy Uss Pal Jab Apni Pasand Koi Aur Chura leta Hy Khuwaab Hum Daikhty Hain Aur Haqiqat koi Aur Bana leta Hy..!!!!!

Baap bete se aj mai tmhari

Baap bete se: Aj mai tmhari test leta hun daikhte hain tm kitna parhte ho school mai, Ye btao K2. Mountain kahan hai? Beta:

Kabhi tabeer deta hai mere komal sapno

Kabhi tabeer deta hai mere komal sapno ko, Kabhi woh khuwab de kar’ ankhon se cheen leta hai, Kabhi ankhon mein deta hai kumari

Main hans k jhel leta hoon judai

Main Hans K Jhel Leta Hoon Judai Ki Sabhi Rasmein Gale Jab Uske Lagta Hoon To Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain..!!

Mai jis ko choom lon ik baar

Mai jis ko choom lon ik baar osay apna bana leta hon Na jane meri muhabat se Q darte hain ye log.

Teache tumhare abbu ka kya naam

Teache : Tumhare abbu ka kya naam hai ? Pathan: Google khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua ? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai

Taroon ki sej per kahin soota ho

Taroon Ki Sej Per Kahin Soota Ho Jaise Chand Shab Ki Rida Ko Orhd Ker Leta Ho Jaise Chand Malboos Tera Dekh Ker Lagta

Filmi madical reps veer jahan bhi

Filmi madical reps ‘VEER’ jahan bhi hath dalu 20000 ke sale nikal leta hu ‘WANTED’ Ek Baar Jo Mene ‘Sale’ Krna Shuru Kr Di

Yaad mujhe tm yad aate ho

‘(yaad) mujhe tm yad aate ho…. k jub suraj nikalta…. k jub din ye dhalta h… k jub falak par chand roshni me nahata

Rishton ki rassi kamzor tab hoti hai

Rishto’n Ki Rassi Kamzor Tab Hoti Hai Jab.! Insaan Ghalat Fehmi Mein Paida Honay Waalay Sawalon Ka Jawaab Bhi Khud Hi Bana Leta Hai….!!

Woh muhabaton k b ajeeb sode krta

Woh muhabaton k b ajeeb sode krta hai Bs muskrata hai aur dil khareed leta hai..

Kaabhi jo ghoor se dekho to itna

KAABHI JO GHOOR SE DEKHO TO ITNA JAAN JAO GE TUM’WASI’. K HAR LAMHA TUMHARE BIN HUMARI JAN LETA HAI…..

Jab kabhi wo hoga apni zaat me

Jab kabhi wo hoga apni zaat me Tanha’TO YAD AOUNG.’ Na chala Qadam se Qadam koi sath ‘TO YAD AOUNGA’ Main uski aankhon ka

American hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay

American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to bandar bhi sms

Jazbe sache hon to muhabbat mil he

Jazbe sache hon to muhabbat mil he jati hai Khuda khud he sun leta hai khamosh dilon ki iltajaen

Dil ko tora b ja sakta hey

Dil ko tora b ja sakta hey, Dil ko jora b ja sakta hey, Faraq sirf itna sa hey in me yar, Torney wala

Allama iqbal aj zinda hote to pakistan

Allama Iqbal aj zinda hote to pakistan ki halat daikh k ye kehte: ‘Jis raat mene pakistan ka khowab dekha tha Kash us raat

Kuch is khayal sy b me rakh

Kuch iS KhayaL Sy B Me Rakh Leta Hoon Roza’ Lagti Hy PYAAS To Yaad Aatay Hen karbala waly. . . .

Reason explained by a girl after break up

Reason explained by a girl after break-up: Agr wo jaan bhi mang leta to hans k de deti Lekin Kameene ne facebook ka password

Jab bhi choom leta hun un haseen

Jab Bhi Choom Leta Hun, Un Haseen Aankhon Ko. Sau Charaagh Andhere Mein Jagmagaane Lage Hain. Phool Kya, Shagufe Kya, Chand Kya, Sitare Kya

Pathan hum bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha .. Dosra Wo ksy? Pthan: Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghr Sar

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