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Laga SMS Messages

Aeinsan meri ibadt k liye farig ho

Aeinsan Meri ibadt k liye farig ho ja teri bhok khatm kr donga aur tera seena itmenan se bhar donga aur agr tune aisa

Mila wo ek din bhuja sa udasion

mila wo ek din bhuja bhuja sa, udasion mein rach basa sa, jo main ne poocha udas q ho? tum itne gum sum batao

Giraon palken or sb se chupa loon

Giraon palken or sb se chupa loon ‘Tum ko’. Apni Aankhon me is tarah se basa loon ‘Tum ko’. ‘Tu’ paglon ki Tarah khud

Sardar bhagwaan ge kal mera priz

Sardar; Bhagwaan Ge Kal Mera Priz Bond Na Niklya Te Mian Tenu Toor Dena E. Pandith ne ye sun liya or us ki jaga

Main kisi aur ki hoon itna

MAIN KISI AUR KI HOON ITNA BATA KAR ROI, WO MUJHE MEHNDI LAGEY HATH DIKHA KAR ROI,,, UMAR BHAR KI JUDAI KA KHAYAL AYA

Ek lardki ko daka tho aasa laga

Ek Lardki Ko Daka Tho aasa laga Jaise chandni raat Jaise narmi ki baat Jaise mandir mein ho ek jalta diya Ho… Ek ladki

Sahil udaas tha k samundar udass tha

sahil udaas tha k samundar udass tha.. lagta tha jaise sara manzar udass tha.. loti falak se to bari dilgeer thi dua.. ek khuwb

Ek din kantay ney phool sey poocha

.Ek Din Kantay Ney Phool Sey Poocha Key ‘Aey Phool!’ Mujhey Tumhari Mohabbat Sey Kya Haasil Howa? Mujhey Dekhtay Hi Har Koi Apney Tevar

Main wohe hoon jiay tum piyaar kia

Main Wohe Hoon Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They… Din Main $oo Baar Mera Naam Liya Kertey They Aaj Kia Baat Hay Kyun Mujh

Us k shaher se chalay ki

Us k Shaher Se Chalay Us ki Yadian le kar ‘Saeed’ Dil ko Aise laga jaise un se bewafai kar chalay Saeed & Babar

Panjabi ki bv sex k duran sa

Panjabi ki BV sex k duran Panjabi sa boli: Zrra niples toh chooso! panjabi thori der nipls choosne k bad rone laga, BV: kia

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost: Ye kia…? . . Pathan: Mujhe BALOCH ne kaha

Usay kehna agar milna nahi asan

Usay kehna Agar Milna Nahi Asan To Likh Bhejay wo kesa Ha? Bohat Dinon Se ye Dil Udas Rehta ha Tabiyat Bhi Machalti Ha

Door reh kar bhi tujh se mohabbat

Door reh kar bhi tujh se mohabbat karna mujhe acha laga tu bata ,aakhir tujhe yeh waaqiaa kaisa laga? Itne faslay mein bhi hain

Ek muddat se yeh dil tujh ko

Ek muddat se yeh dil tujh ko sada deta hai, Kitna nadaan hai yeh khud ko saza deta hai, Hum to har sham jalate

Jab sehar chup ho hansa lo hum

Jab Sehar chup ho Hansa lo Hum ko Jab Andhera ho jala lo hum ko hum Haqeeqat hain Nazar aate hain Daastano mein Chupa

Kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana

kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana chahiye pani ko ab to sar se guzar jana chahiye har bar aeriyon pe gira hai mera

Aap sallalahu alaihi wasallum ne farmaya har

Aap Sallalahu Alaihi Wasallum ne farmaya: ‘har wo ahm kaam jise Bismillah se shuru na kia gia ho wo naqus aur us ka na

Kabi thak k so gaye hum raat

Kabi thak k so gaye hum, Kabi raat bhar na soye Kabi hans k gham chupaya, Kabi munh chupa k roye Meri Dastan-e-Hasrat wo

1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se

1 Pathan Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hui Par Uski Lash Muskurate Huwe Mili, Farishte Ne Pocha Aisa Kyun? Pathan Bola : Mujhe Laga

Khud apne ap se hone laga hy

**…Khud Apne Ap se Hone laga Hy Pyar muJy…** . . . **…Haseen Logon ki Qurbat kamal Hoti Hy…**

Woh peyar youn krta hai sanbhalne nahi

woh peyar youn krta hai sanbhalne nahi deta.. phir dukh k samundar main ubbharne nahi deta.. uski jafa bhi mashroot ha wafa k saath..

Mat kar pyar roshni se ye pal

Mat Kar Pyar Roshni Se Ye Pal Bhar Ki Mehman Hy, Dil Laga Iss Andhere Se Jo QABAR tak Meharban Hy.

Dard ko bhi hone laga khud

Dard ko Bhi Dard Hone Laga, Dard Khud Hi Mere Ghava Dene Laga, Dard Ke Liye Main Na Roya, Lekin Dard Mujhe Chhukar Khud

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Wo tujh ko bhooly hain to tuj

WO TUJH KO BHOOLY HAIN TO TUJ PAR BHI LAZIM HY QATEEL… KHAK DAL AAG LAGA NAAM NA LY YAAD NA KR…….

Katoon si chubhti hai tanhai angaroon

Katoon si chubhti hai Tanhai Angaroon si sulagti hai Tanhai Koi aa kar hum dono ko hansa de Main rota hoon rone lagti hai

Bhir main ik ajnabi ka samana acha

Bhir main ik ajnabi ka samana acha laga sab se chup kar vo kisi ka dekhna acha laga surmai ankhon k niche phul se

1 pthan aaina dekh k sochne laga

1 pthan Aaina Dekh k sochne laga, Yar isko kahin dekha hai’ thori der sochne k baad ‘O Teri Kher ye to wohi hai

5 flowrs 4 you one health

5 flowrs 4 YOU! One 4 health One 4 wealth One 4 happiness One 4 long life, n last one?. AISE HI.. kaan k

Mast aankhon ki hirasat me chaley aaye

Mast aankhon ki hirasat me chaley aaye hain Be-iman log hifazat me chaley aaye hain Yoon laga hum ko tairay dil me utar ker

Aaj unko maine khafa kar diya

Aaj unko maine KHAFA kar diya? Aisa Laga khud se DAGA kar diya, Unhe kaise Manaau sochta Raha Din bhar Äj Aansuo ne bhi

2touching line ab wo kisi basaat ki

2/TOUCHing-LiNe ab wo kisi basaat ki fehrist main nahin …. jin manchlon nay jaan laga di thi daao par….

Jab mein 6 saal ka tha tu

Jab mein 6 saal ka tha tu mera bap mujhe jaib kharch nahi deta tha Phir mein ammi k sath sone laga Aur abbu

Memon apnay betay ki petaai laga raha

MEMON Apnay Betay Ki Petaai Laga Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha Kya Huwa Q Maar Rahay Ho Bacchey Ko? *MEMON: Kya Bataun Janab Maine

Nadan hai kitna wo kuch samjhta hi

Nadan hai kitna wo kuch samjhta hi nahi ,,,Faraz,,, Seeny se laga k puchta hai K Dharkan teiz kyun hai…

Sheikhon k larkay or larki mein pyar

Sheikhon k larkay or larki mein pyar ho gaya GIRL:Jab mere abu so jain gy to main Gali mein sikka Phaink dongi to tum

Bare zalim hain tere shehr ke log

Bare Zalim Hain Tere Shehr Ke Log =FARAZ= Kutte Peeche Laga Ke Kehte Hain AashiQ ka Speed To Dekho.

Jab subha uttho to kalma tayyba parho

Jab subha uttho to Kalma Tayyba parho Q k marne k baad jab qabar me Farishte humse sawal jawab karne aengay or humain utthaengy

Aaj hum unhein bewafa bata kar aaye

Aaj hum unhein bewafa bata kar aaye hain; Unke khaton ko paani mein baha ke aaye hain; Koi padh na le un khaton ko

Boy 2 girl kia mai tumhain kiss

Boy 2 Girl: Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hon Girl:Zaleel Kameeny Kuttay Sharam Nahi Aati Tum Ne Ye Baat Kehne Mai 6 Mahinay

Ek sardar k ghar chor agaye ko

EK SARDAR K GHAR CHOR AGAYE SARDAR KO PATA CHALA TO UTH K CHOR K PEECHE BAGA CHOR B BAGNE LAGA SARDAR DORTE HUE

Munh se ek baar jo laga letay

Munh Se Ek Baar Jo Laga Letay Mola (A.S) Pani Dasht e Ghurbat Mein Na Yun Thokarein Khata Pani Kon Kehta Hai Pani Ko

Al hadees jo shaks 3 jumay

AL HADEES ! Jo Shaks 3 Jumay Susti K Sabab Chorhy ALLAH azzawajal Us K Dil Par (ghafil) Ki Mohor Laga Dega – BOOK-Bahar.e.Shariat

Main wohi hon jise tum dost kaha

Main Wohi Hon Jise Tum Dost Kaha Karte Thy, Din Main So Baar Mera Naam Liya Karte Thy, Aaj Kya Baat Ha Q Mujse

Teri mohabt ne kese din dikhaye hen

Teri Mohabt Ne Kese Kese Din Dikhaye Hen Hum Teri Gali Me THELA Laga Kr Aaye Hen Is Bahane Hi Milne Chali Aao Humse

Sd stry aik larki apne boy

(Säd Störy) aik larki apne boy frind se gift main RING chahti thi magar larke ne us ko tedy bear gift kar diya jis

Phir dil ne kaha tujhe mango khuda

Phir dil ne kaha tujhe mango Khuda se . Phir aankhon ne tere deed ki chahat ki hai . Phir aaj bharas gaein aankhein

Boss ne apni seceratary ko bulaya aur

Boss Ne Apni Seceratary Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Boss: “Meri London Ki Ticket Book Kara Do, Aur Is Baar Mera Naam D.K. Bhos Likhwana,

Ek shaks pas reh ke samjha nahi

Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou

Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga

‘Girl friend k hontoun par shehed laga kar kiss ki jaye tu gulabjaman ka maza aye ga aur khansi bhi theek ho jay gi.

Jaanay kaya khuwahish hay us ki

Jaanay kaya khuwahish hay us ki Woh aandhiyon mein diya jala raha ha Muhktasar si baat nai lagti yeh par Woh behtay pani mein

Pathan jab bhe kaprey dhota zor ki

Pathan jab bhe kaprey dhota zor ki barish shuro ho jati. Ak din bhoot tez dhup nikley huwi the to patan ney shukar keya

Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo

Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke check karo agar bachay ne susu ki hai to

Main kisi or ka hon itna bata

main kisi or ka hon itna bata kar roya wo mujhe mehndi lage haath dikha kar roya mujhe anjam-e-muhabbat nahi maloom hargiz ye kaha

Chalo usi se kahain dil ka haal

Chalo usi Se Kahain Dil Ka Haal Jo Bhi Ho Woh Charagar To Hai Usko Khiyaal Jo Bhi Ho, Usi Kay Dard Se Milte

Aao baitho dekho suno phir kehtay raho

Aao Baitho Dekho Suno Phir Kehtay Raho Aa Aa K Har Qadam Per Sawab Tum Kamatay Raho Baith Baith K Har Pal Ka Phal

Udaas men tha sara shehr ronay

Udaas men tha sara shehr ronay laga, Aaj mera sanam kisi our ka hone laga, Jin k raaste se kante uthaye hmne, Wo ab

2 khusry ja rahy thy k achank

2 Khusry ja rahy thy k achank 1 gir gaya aor zor zor sy rony laga, Dosra tasalli daity hue bola: Uth.! Abdul-Nasren !

Hr shaam tum se milne k aadat

Hr Shaam Tum Se Milne K Aadat C ho gayi .. Phir Rafta Rafta Tum Se Mohabat C ho Gai .. Shayd Ye Taza

na hum rahe dl lagane k

‘ Na Hum rahe D¡l lagane k Qab¡l, ‘ Na D¡l raha gham uthane k qab¡l, ‘ Laga uski Yaadon ka jo Zakhm D¡l

Ajnabi ho kay bhi apna sa laga

ajnabi ho kay bhi apna sa laga tha ik shakhs, wo jo aankho’n k nazaro’n mai mila tha ik shakhs, nikhat e jaa’n liye

Lela ne kaha heroin bachne vale

Lela ne kaha Heroin bachne vale se laga de heroin mare parvane ko Mare To Nashe ki Halat mien koi pathar se na maray

Tanhaiyaan bewaqoof jab

TANHAIYAAN *”~”~”~”~”* *”~”~”~”* – – – – – – – Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye

Mere bina main rehne laga hun teri

Mere bina main rehne laga hun Teri hawaon main behne laga hun Jane main kaisy tera hua hon Mujhy to lagta hai main shayd

Aey kaash k aisa ho jaye

Aey kaash k aisa ho jaye Tum mo’m ki guriya ban jao 0r main ik dhaaga ban ja0n Koi hum ko shamma bana daale

Baad berson en galion se ayi mere

baad berson en galion se ayi mere bachpan ki Mahek laga lo galay khushbo se mahekta aaj bhi wo chaman hai main ne khoya

Dil dharakta hai to dar sa laga

?’Dil dharakta hai to dar sa laga rehta hai ‘Mohsin’ Koi sun na le meri dharkan main naam tera..’

O ghareeb insaan kanjoos pathar dil

O Ghareeb Insaan O Kanjoos Insaan O Pathar Dil Insaan O Khud Gharz Insaan O Matlabi Insaan O Bewafa Insaan ? Is SMS Main

Ek shaks jungle me ja raha tha

Ek shaks jungle me ja raha tha, shaitan bhi us k sath tha, us ne ek waqt ki bhi namaz ada nahi ki, shaitan

Hum ne ulfat ka bharam sab se

Hum ne Ulfat ka Bharam Sab se Juda rakha hy, Goya Seeney mein Tujhe Dil ki Jaga rakha hy! Dil Ye Chahey K Tu

Ek achha dost naram takye ki tarha

Ek achha dost naram takye ki tarha hota hai, Jab aap thakey hote hain to us per so jate hain, Jab aap udas hote

Magroor hi sahi mujhe acha bahot laga

Magroor hi sahi mujhe acha bahot laga wo ajnabi to tha magar apna bahot laga rootha hua tha hans to pada mujh ko dekhkar

A person to sardar agr aik hathi

A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?. sardar: uski

bhool ja yehi zindagi

=*******= =(BHOOL JA)= ;’;’;’;’;’;’;’;’;’; Yehi Zindagi ka assol hye, Jo bichar gaya ussy Bhool ja, Jo mila hye Dil se laga k rakh, Jo

Dekha palat k us ne hasrat usay

Dekha palat k us ne k hasrat usay bi thi Hum jis par mit gaye thay muhabat usay bi thi….! Chup ho gaya tha

Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil

Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Baad main salo ne B.P laga

Ghazal ka unwan hai 32 chali gai

(Ghazal Ka Unwan Hai 32 Chali Gai) 32 Meanz Lite 5 Dn Milay Zndgi K Mgr? Guzray He Thay Abi 4 K 32 Chali

Sher sherni ko kiss karne laga ne

Sher sherni ko kiss karne laga sherni ne roka or idhar udhar dekhne lagi.. Sher:kiya hua..? Sherni: dekh rahi hun aas paas wo manhus

Tarap uthun bhi to zalim teri duhai

tarap uthun bhi to zalim teri duhai na dun main zakhm zakhm hun phir bhi tujhe dikhai na dun tere badan main dharakne laga

Je to chahta hai kahin ag laga

je to chahta hai kahin ag laga kr Dil ko. . . phr kahi door khary ho k tmasha dekhon. . .

Bijli hoon main bijli wapda ki titli

BIJLI hoon main bijli hoon WAPDA ki main titli hoon, Aik ghantay k liye aati hoon 2,2 ghantay jati hoon, 0oper pankha rukta hai

Bichhar k tujh se yehi khud ko

‘Bichhar k tujh se yehi khud ko saza di maine, ‘Teri talash mein ik umar laga di maine, ‘Tujhe jo dil se nikala to

Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne

Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne dost se pocha Tum bolty Q nahi ho? Woh palkien jhuka kar muskurane laga aur rait par

Wo mujh ko milli mai usko

wo mujh ko milli, mai usko mila, pir izhar huwa, aur iqrar huwa, wo chahny lagi, mai bhi chahny laga, usko piyar tha boht

1 pathan aaina dekh k sochny laga

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k sochny laga, Yara isko kahen dekha hay’ thori dair sochne k baad: O Lala! ye tu woi hay jo

Saas ne apny 3 damaadon ki mohabbat

SAAS ne apny 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di… 1st Damaad ne us ko bacha

Chahto main mat kabi khad se ghuzar

Chahto Main Mat Kabi Khad Se Ghuzar Ker Dekhna Log Hatho Main Liye Bethe Hai Pathar Dekhna Kitni Yaadien Aayege Tumko Rulane K Liye

Laga k aag seeney mein chaley ho

Laga k aag Seeney mein chaley ho tum kahan humdum.??? Abhi to Raakh urney mein tamasha aur bhi ho ga…!!!

Ajnabi shehar ke raste meri tanhai par

AJNABI SHEHAR KE AJNABI RASTE MERI TANHAI PAR MUSKURATE RAHE AJNABI SHEHAR KE AJNABI RASTE MERI TANHAI PAR MUSKURATE RAHE BOHAT DER TAK MAIN

Eik ship doob rha tha angraiz ny

EIK ship doob rha tha angraiz ny poocha yahaan sy zameen kitni door hai Sardar 2 kilo mitter angraiz ny pani mien challang laga

Uss sy bichhry guzar chukay zamany hen

Uss sy bichhry guzar chukay zamany hen Abhi tak hen zinda jo zakham purany hen Laga youn k ussy ab bhula chukay hen hum

jitna marzi kaan

(‘_’ ) ( ‘_’) (‘_’ ) ( ‘_’) (‘_’ ) ( ‘_’) (‘_’ ) JitNA MARzi kaan laga k sun lo magrib ki aazan

Main tera muntazir hoon mujhy muskura k

Main Tera Muntazir Hoon Mujhy Muskura K MiL Kab Tak Tujhy TaLaash Karon Ab Aa K MiL Youn MiL K Phir Judai Ka Lamha

Aa mujh ko phir ik baar seene

Aa mujh ko phir ik baar seene se laga le maa Apna chanda,apna suraj,apna raja, in naamo se bula le maa Bahaut roya hoon

Haath bhi jate howe woh to milaa

Haath Bhi Jate Howe Woh To Milaa Kar Na Giya Maine Chaha Tha Jise Seene Se Laga Kar Rona.

Pathanairhostess k mammy par laga badge

Pathan:airhostess k Mammy par laga badge parh raha tha jis par uska naam likha tha ‘TINA’. Pathan: bara khubsurat naam hy,dusray ka naam nahi

Wo mehndi lage hath dikha kar roi

????Wo Mehndi lage Hath dikha kar Roi???? ????Main kisi or ki hoon itna bta kar Roi???? ????Umar bhar ki judaie ka khayal aya tha

Bhool jayehi zindagi ka ussol haijo bichar

(BHOOL JA)Yehi Zindagi ka ussol hai,jo bichar gaya ussy Bhool ja,jo mila hai Dil se laga k rakh,jo nahi mila ussy Bhool ja,na wo

New exam song to paper krti

New Exam Song. To Paper Paper Krti He. To Paper Se Kio darti he. Ak bar mujhe batla de too. To chiting ku nahi

1 pathan nya thableg sy wapas aay

1 pathan nya nya thableg sy wapas aay to apne beve ko marnay laga .kese ny pocha keo mar rahay ho ? Pathan bhola

Chaandni raat ka ujla tara hei

Chaandni raat ka ujla tara hei ! dumakti kayaa uski , chamakta chehra hei! log aksar aisa kehte hein …. CHAAND ka mukhraa mere

Best of iqbal goongi ho gai

‘Best of Iqbal’ Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehty kehty, Hichkicha Gya Main khud ko Musalman kehty kehty, Ye baat Nahi k Muj

Ek faqeer ko 1rupiya mil gaya or

Ek faqeer ko 1rupiya miL gaya or sara din sochne Laga k is se kya kharidon? sara din sochne me guzar gaya or sham

Mareezdil k operation bad mujhe altaf bhai

Mareez:Dil K Operation K Bad Mujhe Altaf Bhai Acha Lagne Laga Hai. Kya Men Pagal Hogaya Hon? Doctor:Nai Tmhen Jo Dil Lagaya Hai Wo

Myafsanaek dotst bola tu shadi kis se

MY(AFSANA)=Ek dotst bola tu shadi kis se karega?Mai ny kaha mai shadi shuda hon,kehne laga kon ha tera jewan sathi?Mai ny kaha yadain hai

Aaj main aap ko bataungi k ka

Aaj Main aap ko bataungi k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai , , , , , , , , , , Main

Ye rang teri chahat ka aaj tere

Ye rang teri chahat ka aaj tere chehare par aaya hai mujhe laga jaise tune hi mujhe aaj bulaya hai yahi soch kar ghar

New song ik zardari ko dekha

NEW SONG!!! ‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’ Jesay Khana Kharab, Jesay Total Azaab, Jesay Aadha Faqeer, Jesay Murda Zameer, Jesay Nasoor Ho

Us ne tora mera dil us se

…Us ne tora mera dil us se koi shikayat nahi… ,,, AmIR ,,, Ye Usi ki Amanat tha usay acha laga so tor diya…

Humse yun milti hai tere ghar se

Humse yun milti hai tere ghar se aati hawa, tera payam laati ho jaise tere ghar se aati hawa. Kuchh roz se aksar aisa

Teri kasam hum chahain b to

‘TERI KASAM’ ‘Hum chahain b to bhula nahi sakte ‘Teri addaon se daman chhura nahi sakte ‘Agarcha tum humare Dil mei rahte ho ‘Mgr

Pathan chalte achanak ruk gaya or lunch

Pathan chalte chalte achanak ruk gaya, or lunch box khol k dekhne laga, Dost: kia hua? pathan: dekh raha tha k kaam se aa

Quaideazam ka latest beyan na cheeno

Quaid_e_Azam ka latest beyan . . Na cheeno mere mulk k nojawanon se FACEBOOK ki service “FaraZ” . Aik yehi to book hai jo

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara nai ik pal nai jb tmhe hmne pukara nai mri nkamion ka itna bi gm na kjiye

1 kaali african larki ko jaadugar ne

1 Kaali African larki ko jaadugar ne jadu se Par laga diye. Larki khush ho k boli: Wow! Kya ab mein Pari ban gai?

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

Dekha palat kar usne k hasrat use

Dekha palat kar usne k hasrat use b thi Hm Jis par mit gae the muhabat use b thi Chup ho gya tha dekh

Faraz to galib phool ko khilna hai

Faraz to Galib: ‘Phool ko to khilna hai wo to khile ga, Garmi bari hai ek glass Sharbat ka milega.’ Galib: ‘Alif se le

1 pathan car me battery lagwane

1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan: yar bar bar kon ayega, tu DONO SIDE ki

Main to kirdaar say aari hun mery

Main To Kirdaar Say Aari Hun Mery Sath Na Chal, Main To Khud Aap Pay Bhari Hun Mery Sath Na Chal, Zindagi Tak Ko

Raat ki neendain to pehly hi uraa

Raat Ki Neendain To Pehly Hi Uraa Ker Le Gaya, Reh Gai Thi Aarzoo So Wo B Aa Ker Le Gaya.. Titliyaan Aayin Gi

Main kisi aur ki hoon itna bata

MAIN KISI AUR KI HOON ITNA BATA KAR ROI, WO MUJHE MEHNDI LAGEY HATH DIKHA KAR ROI,,, UMAR BHAR KI JUDAI KA KHAYAL AYA

Ajj bari dair tak woh mujhay dekhta

Ajj Bari Dair Tak Woh Mujhay Dekhta Raha JUTT …….. Najanay Kyon Laga kay woh mujhay Chor Jayega……

Wohi haath kisi aur ke haathon mein

Wohi haath kisi aur ke haathon mein mujhe ajeeb laga,.. ~~~~~~~~~~ Jin haathon ki churiyan kabhi tuti thien mere haathon mein…. G€HI

kaha kerti thin rubab sa

*. . .Kaha Kerti Thin RUBAB s.a Aksar Zindan Main Aseeron Say., ‘Bach Jata Jo Mera ASGHAR a.s To Ab Chalnay Laga Hota. .

Pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga. . Aur Bola:

Jo shaks ek dafa subhan allah kehta

JO SHAKS EK DAFA SUBHAN ALLAH KEHTA HAI, JANNAT MEIN US K NAAM KA EK DARAKHT LAGA DIA JATA HAI. KEHTE HAI KE US

Mein kisi aur ka hon itna bata

Mein Kisi Aur Ka Hon Itna Bata K Roya , Woh Mujhe Mehndi Lagay Hath Dikha K Roya , Umar Bhar Ki Judai Ka

Me rat ko ghar aa rha tha

me rat ko ghar aa rha tha achank karachi k halat kharab ho gaye goliyo ki awazey aane lgi me dar ke ek darakht

Mat nikalo mera janaza uski gila se

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Sms s m kesa laga mera

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Aghroor hi sahi mujey acha buhat laga

aghroor hi sahi mujey acha buhat laga woh ajnabi tou tha mager apna buhat laga rotha howa tha hans tou pera muj ko dekh