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Laga SMS Messages

2 khusry ja rahy thy k achank

2 Khusry ja rahy thy k achank 1 gir gaya aor zor zor sy rony laga, Dosra tasalli daity hue bola: Uth.! Abdul-Nasren !

Hr shaam tum se milne k aadat

Hr Shaam Tum Se Milne K Aadat C ho gayi .. Phir Rafta Rafta Tum Se Mohabat C ho Gai .. Shayd Ye Taza

na hum rahe dl lagane k

‘ Na Hum rahe D¡l lagane k Qab¡l, ‘ Na D¡l raha gham uthane k qab¡l, ‘ Laga uski Yaadon ka jo Zakhm D¡l

Ajnabi ho kay bhi apna sa laga

ajnabi ho kay bhi apna sa laga tha ik shakhs, wo jo aankho’n k nazaro’n mai mila tha ik shakhs, nikhat e jaa’n liye

Lela ne kaha heroin bachne vale

Lela ne kaha Heroin bachne vale se laga de heroin mare parvane ko Mare To Nashe ki Halat mien koi pathar se na maray

Tanhaiyaan bewaqoof jab

TANHAIYAAN *”~”~”~”~”* *”~”~”~”* – – – – – – – Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to Neeche konsa “MELA” laga hai jo dekhne aaye

Mere bina main rehne laga hun teri

Mere bina main rehne laga hun Teri hawaon main behne laga hun Jane main kaisy tera hua hon Mujhy to lagta hai main shayd

Aey kaash k aisa ho jaye

Aey kaash k aisa ho jaye Tum mo’m ki guriya ban jao 0r main ik dhaaga ban ja0n Koi hum ko shamma bana daale

Baad berson en galion se ayi mere

baad berson en galion se ayi mere bachpan ki Mahek laga lo galay khushbo se mahekta aaj bhi wo chaman hai main ne khoya

Dil dharakta hai to dar sa laga

?’Dil dharakta hai to dar sa laga rehta hai ‘Mohsin’ Koi sun na le meri dharkan main naam tera..’

O ghareeb insaan kanjoos pathar dil

O Ghareeb Insaan O Kanjoos Insaan O Pathar Dil Insaan O Khud Gharz Insaan O Matlabi Insaan O Bewafa Insaan ? Is SMS Main

Ek shaks jungle me ja raha tha

Ek shaks jungle me ja raha tha, shaitan bhi us k sath tha, us ne ek waqt ki bhi namaz ada nahi ki, shaitan

Hum ne ulfat ka bharam sab se

Hum ne Ulfat ka Bharam Sab se Juda rakha hy, Goya Seeney mein Tujhe Dil ki Jaga rakha hy! Dil Ye Chahey K Tu

Ek achha dost naram takye ki tarha

Ek achha dost naram takye ki tarha hota hai, Jab aap thakey hote hain to us per so jate hain, Jab aap udas hote

Magroor hi sahi mujhe acha bahot laga

Magroor hi sahi mujhe acha bahot laga wo ajnabi to tha magar apna bahot laga rootha hua tha hans to pada mujh ko dekhkar

A person to sardar agr aik hathi

A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?. sardar: uski

bhool ja yehi zindagi

=*******= =(BHOOL JA)= ;’;’;’;’;’;’;’;’;’; Yehi Zindagi ka assol hye, Jo bichar gaya ussy Bhool ja, Jo mila hye Dil se laga k rakh, Jo

Dekha palat k us ne hasrat usay

Dekha palat k us ne k hasrat usay bi thi Hum jis par mit gaye thay muhabat usay bi thi….! Chup ho gaya tha

Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil

Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Baad main salo ne B.P laga

Ghazal ka unwan hai 32 chali gai

(Ghazal Ka Unwan Hai 32 Chali Gai) 32 Meanz Lite 5 Dn Milay Zndgi K Mgr? Guzray He Thay Abi 4 K 32 Chali

Sher sherni ko kiss karne laga ne

Sher sherni ko kiss karne laga sherni ne roka or idhar udhar dekhne lagi.. Sher:kiya hua..? Sherni: dekh rahi hun aas paas wo manhus

Tarap uthun bhi to zalim teri duhai

tarap uthun bhi to zalim teri duhai na dun main zakhm zakhm hun phir bhi tujhe dikhai na dun tere badan main dharakne laga

Je to chahta hai kahin ag laga

je to chahta hai kahin ag laga kr Dil ko. . . phr kahi door khary ho k tmasha dekhon. . .

Bijli hoon main bijli wapda ki titli

BIJLI hoon main bijli hoon WAPDA ki main titli hoon, Aik ghantay k liye aati hoon 2,2 ghantay jati hoon, 0oper pankha rukta hai

Mat kar pyar roshni se ye pal

Mat Kar Pyar Roshni Se Ye Pal Bhar Ki Mehman Hy, Dil Laga Iss Andhere Se Jo QABAR tak Meharban Hy.

Bichhar k tujh se yehi khud ko

‘Bichhar k tujh se yehi khud ko saza di maine, ‘Teri talash mein ik umar laga di maine, ‘Tujhe jo dil se nikala to

Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne

Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne dost se pocha Tum bolty Q nahi ho? Woh palkien jhuka kar muskurane laga aur rait par

Wo mujh ko milli mai usko

wo mujh ko milli, mai usko mila, pir izhar huwa, aur iqrar huwa, wo chahny lagi, mai bhi chahny laga, usko piyar tha boht

1 pathan aaina dekh k sochny laga

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k sochny laga, Yara isko kahen dekha hay’ thori dair sochne k baad: O Lala! ye tu woi hay jo

Saas ne apny 3 damaadon ki mohabbat

SAAS ne apny 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di… 1st Damaad ne us ko bacha

Chahto main mat kabi khad se ghuzar

Chahto Main Mat Kabi Khad Se Ghuzar Ker Dekhna Log Hatho Main Liye Bethe Hai Pathar Dekhna Kitni Yaadien Aayege Tumko Rulane K Liye

Laga k aag seeney mein chaley ho

Laga k aag Seeney mein chaley ho tum kahan humdum.??? Abhi to Raakh urney mein tamasha aur bhi ho ga…!!!

Ajnabi shehar ke raste meri tanhai par

AJNABI SHEHAR KE AJNABI RASTE MERI TANHAI PAR MUSKURATE RAHE AJNABI SHEHAR KE AJNABI RASTE MERI TANHAI PAR MUSKURATE RAHE BOHAT DER TAK MAIN

Eik ship doob rha tha angraiz ny

EIK ship doob rha tha angraiz ny poocha yahaan sy zameen kitni door hai Sardar 2 kilo mitter angraiz ny pani mien challang laga

Uss sy bichhry guzar chukay zamany hen

Uss sy bichhry guzar chukay zamany hen Abhi tak hen zinda jo zakham purany hen Laga youn k ussy ab bhula chukay hen hum

jitna marzi kaan

(‘_’ ) ( ‘_’) (‘_’ ) ( ‘_’) (‘_’ ) ( ‘_’) (‘_’ ) JitNA MARzi kaan laga k sun lo magrib ki aazan

Main tera muntazir hoon mujhy muskura k

Main Tera Muntazir Hoon Mujhy Muskura K MiL Kab Tak Tujhy TaLaash Karon Ab Aa K MiL Youn MiL K Phir Judai Ka Lamha

Aa mujh ko phir ik baar seene

Aa mujh ko phir ik baar seene se laga le maa Apna chanda,apna suraj,apna raja, in naamo se bula le maa Bahaut roya hoon

Haath bhi jate howe woh to milaa

Haath Bhi Jate Howe Woh To Milaa Kar Na Giya Maine Chaha Tha Jise Seene Se Laga Kar Rona.

Pathanairhostess k mammy par laga badge

Pathan:airhostess k Mammy par laga badge parh raha tha jis par uska naam likha tha ‘TINA’. Pathan: bara khubsurat naam hy,dusray ka naam nahi

Wo mehndi lage hath dikha kar roi

????Wo Mehndi lage Hath dikha kar Roi???? ????Main kisi or ki hoon itna bta kar Roi???? ????Umar bhar ki judaie ka khayal aya tha

Bhool jayehi zindagi ka ussol haijo bichar

(BHOOL JA)Yehi Zindagi ka ussol hai,jo bichar gaya ussy Bhool ja,jo mila hai Dil se laga k rakh,jo nahi mila ussy Bhool ja,na wo

New exam song to paper krti

New Exam Song. To Paper Paper Krti He. To Paper Se Kio darti he. Ak bar mujhe batla de too. To chiting ku nahi

1 pathan nya thableg sy wapas aay

1 pathan nya nya thableg sy wapas aay to apne beve ko marnay laga .kese ny pocha keo mar rahay ho ? Pathan bhola

Chaandni raat ka ujla tara hei

Chaandni raat ka ujla tara hei ! dumakti kayaa uski , chamakta chehra hei! log aksar aisa kehte hein …. CHAAND ka mukhraa mere

Best of iqbal goongi ho gai

‘Best of Iqbal’ Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehty kehty, Hichkicha Gya Main khud ko Musalman kehty kehty, Ye baat Nahi k Muj

Ek faqeer ko 1rupiya mil gaya or

Ek faqeer ko 1rupiya miL gaya or sara din sochne Laga k is se kya kharidon? sara din sochne me guzar gaya or sham

Mareezdil k operation bad mujhe altaf bhai

Mareez:Dil K Operation K Bad Mujhe Altaf Bhai Acha Lagne Laga Hai. Kya Men Pagal Hogaya Hon? Doctor:Nai Tmhen Jo Dil Lagaya Hai Wo

Myafsanaek dotst bola tu shadi kis se

MY(AFSANA)=Ek dotst bola tu shadi kis se karega?Mai ny kaha mai shadi shuda hon,kehne laga kon ha tera jewan sathi?Mai ny kaha yadain hai

Aaj main aap ko bataungi k ka

Aaj Main aap ko bataungi k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai , , , , , , , , , , Main

Ye rang teri chahat ka aaj tere

Ye rang teri chahat ka aaj tere chehare par aaya hai mujhe laga jaise tune hi mujhe aaj bulaya hai yahi soch kar ghar

New song ik zardari ko dekha

NEW SONG!!! ‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’ Jesay Khana Kharab, Jesay Total Azaab, Jesay Aadha Faqeer, Jesay Murda Zameer, Jesay Nasoor Ho

Dard ko bhi hone laga khud

Dard ko Bhi Dard Hone Laga, Dard Khud Hi Mere Ghava Dene Laga, Dard Ke Liye Main Na Roya, Lekin Dard Mujhe Chhukar Khud

Us ne tora mera dil us se

…Us ne tora mera dil us se koi shikayat nahi… ,,, AmIR ,,, Ye Usi ki Amanat tha usay acha laga so tor diya…

Humse yun milti hai tere ghar se

Humse yun milti hai tere ghar se aati hawa, tera payam laati ho jaise tere ghar se aati hawa. Kuchh roz se aksar aisa

Teri kasam hum chahain b to

‘TERI KASAM’ ‘Hum chahain b to bhula nahi sakte ‘Teri addaon se daman chhura nahi sakte ‘Agarcha tum humare Dil mei rahte ho ‘Mgr

Pathan chalte achanak ruk gaya or lunch

Pathan chalte chalte achanak ruk gaya, or lunch box khol k dekhne laga, Dost: kia hua? pathan: dekh raha tha k kaam se aa

Quaideazam ka latest beyan na cheeno

Quaid_e_Azam ka latest beyan . . Na cheeno mere mulk k nojawanon se FACEBOOK ki service “FaraZ” . Aik yehi to book hai jo

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara

Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara nai ik pal nai jb tmhe hmne pukara nai mri nkamion ka itna bi gm na kjiye

1 kaali african larki ko jaadugar ne

1 Kaali African larki ko jaadugar ne jadu se Par laga diye. Larki khush ho k boli: Wow! Kya ab mein Pari ban gai?

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

Dekha palat kar usne k hasrat use

Dekha palat kar usne k hasrat use b thi Hm Jis par mit gae the muhabat use b thi Chup ho gya tha dekh

Faraz to galib phool ko khilna hai

Faraz to Galib: ‘Phool ko to khilna hai wo to khile ga, Garmi bari hai ek glass Sharbat ka milega.’ Galib: ‘Alif se le

Ek sardar k ghar chor agaye ko

EK SARDAR K GHAR CHOR AGAYE SARDAR KO PATA CHALA TO UTH K CHOR K PEECHE BAGA CHOR B BAGNE LAGA SARDAR DORTE HUE

1 pathan car me battery lagwane

1 pathan, car me Battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne pocha: EXIDE ki laga don? Pathan: yar bar bar kon ayega, tu DONO SIDE ki

2touching line ab wo kisi basaat ki

2/TOUCHing-LiNe ab wo kisi basaat ki fehrist main nahin …. jin manchlon nay jaan laga di thi daao par….

Main to kirdaar say aari hun mery

Main To Kirdaar Say Aari Hun Mery Sath Na Chal, Main To Khud Aap Pay Bhari Hun Mery Sath Na Chal, Zindagi Tak Ko

Raat ki neendain to pehly hi uraa

Raat Ki Neendain To Pehly Hi Uraa Ker Le Gaya, Reh Gai Thi Aarzoo So Wo B Aa Ker Le Gaya.. Titliyaan Aayin Gi

Boy 2 girl kia mai tumhain kiss

Boy 2 Girl: Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hon Girl:Zaleel Kameeny Kuttay Sharam Nahi Aati Tum Ne Ye Baat Kehne Mai 6 Mahinay

Main kisi aur ki hoon itna bata

MAIN KISI AUR KI HOON ITNA BATA KAR ROI, WO MUJHE MEHNDI LAGEY HATH DIKHA KAR ROI,,, UMAR BHAR KI JUDAI KA KHAYAL AYA

Ajj bari dair tak woh mujhay dekhta

Ajj Bari Dair Tak Woh Mujhay Dekhta Raha JUTT …….. Najanay Kyon Laga kay woh mujhay Chor Jayega……

Wohi haath kisi aur ke haathon mein

Wohi haath kisi aur ke haathon mein mujhe ajeeb laga,.. ~~~~~~~~~~ Jin haathon ki churiyan kabhi tuti thien mere haathon mein…. G€HI

Udaas men tha sara shehr ronay

Udaas men tha sara shehr ronay laga, Aaj mera sanam kisi our ka hone laga, Jin k raaste se kante uthaye hmne, Wo ab

kaha kerti thin rubab sa

*. . .Kaha Kerti Thin RUBAB s.a Aksar Zindan Main Aseeron Say., ‘Bach Jata Jo Mera ASGHAR a.s To Ab Chalnay Laga Hota. .

Pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga. . Aur Bola:

Jo shaks ek dafa subhan allah kehta

JO SHAKS EK DAFA SUBHAN ALLAH KEHTA HAI, JANNAT MEIN US K NAAM KA EK DARAKHT LAGA DIA JATA HAI. KEHTE HAI KE US

Mein kisi aur ka hon itna bata

Mein Kisi Aur Ka Hon Itna Bata K Roya , Woh Mujhe Mehndi Lagay Hath Dikha K Roya , Umar Bhar Ki Judai Ka

Me rat ko ghar aa rha tha

me rat ko ghar aa rha tha achank karachi k halat kharab ho gaye goliyo ki awazey aane lgi me dar ke ek darakht

Mat nikalo mera janaza uski gila se

Mat nikalo mera ‘JANAZA’ uski gila se ‘FARAZ’ Warna uska Baap Kahega, Sala Marte Marte B ek Chakar Laga Gaya..

Sms s m kesa laga mera

SMS S M S S M S S M S S M S S M S S M S S M S S M

Daant 1 pathan admi se jhagra kar

Daant 1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th. kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1

Aghroor hi sahi mujey acha buhat laga

aghroor hi sahi mujey acha buhat laga woh ajnabi tou tha mager apna buhat laga rotha howa tha hans tou pera muj ko dekh

Yeh haseen wadiyan samaan dekh kar

Yeh haseen wadiyan Yeh samaan Dekh kar dil mera Gungunane laga Geet gane laga Muskarane laga Har taraf noor ki Yun faza chayi hay

Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends

Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends ko lun choosnay ka kehtay hein. Larkiyaan is maamlay mein ahtiyaat karein QK condom pay chemical laga hota

Mujhe abhi yeh sms apne ek dost

Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon. Jinke Pass wo

You are abcdefghijkl a adorable b brilliant c cute

You are ABCDEFGHIJKL A-adorable B-brilliant C-cute D-dashing E-exciting F-fantastic G-gr8 H-humorous I-intelligent J-Joke K-kaisa L-laga

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture

Humain zabt ko azmana parde ga

Humain Zabt Ko Azmana Parde Ga,, Unay Dekh Kar Muskurana Parde Ga,, Tujhe Milna Aasaan Nai Hai Is Qadar Bhi,, Ke Raste Mein Saara

Dheere dheere rago me ye raat utar

Dheere dheere rago me ye raat utar gayi, Ankho hi ankho me jane kab raat guzar gayi. Jisko sath pane me barso laga tha

Hadees e qudsi ae insan meri ibadat k

*HADEES-E-QUDSI* Ae Insan MERI Ibadat K Liye Farig Ho Ja Teri Bhok Khatam Kar Donga, Aur Tera Seena Itmenan Se Bhar Donga, Aur Agar

Dil me basai thi tasvir mita dena

Dil me basai thi tasvir mita dena Aankhon me basaya tha nazron me gira dena Tum ko to wafa meri kuch raas na aai

Chota sa tha to maa ki mohabbat

Chota sa tha to Maa ki mohabbat dekh ker samjha yehi mohabbat hoti hai kuch waqt guzra school janay laga dost mila laga ye

Tanhaiyaan jab ooper

TANHAIYAAN *’=’=’=’=’* *’=’=’=’* – – – – – – – – – – Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to Neeche konsa ‘MELA’ laga hai jo

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo

Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai Lamha lamha

Too ney to aey rafeeq e jaan

tOo Ney tO Aey Rafeeq e jAan Kuch Aur Hi gUll Khila DiyeBakhiya Garii Key ShOuq Mein Zakhm Naye Laga Diye Dast e Hawa

Ay ajnabi kabhi tum mujhe qareeb se

Ay Ajnabi Kabhi Tum Mujhe Qareeb Se Aa K Dekhna _ Aise Nahi Zara Or Paas Aa K Dekhna _ Main Tum Se Kitna

If u r genius solve it 444420

If u r Genius solve it. 4___4___4___4=20 In blanks main ap (plus, minus, divide, multiply k sign laga skte hain) Sawal hy dimag ka.

Is barish me mujhe tera pyar b

Is barish me mujhe tera pyar b kachi matti ki manind laga K jaise chand lamhon ki inayyton k bad Zameen ko sara saal

Fana k baad bhi is rasam ko

Fana K Baad Bhi Is Rasam Ko Nibhayein Gay Lehad Mein Ja K Bhi Hum Tera Gham Manayein Gay Nishan Abbas (A.S) Ka Turbat

Tashna labi talash e manzil k marhalon mein ye

Tashna labi talash-e-manzil k marhalon mein ye hadsa ek ajeeb dekha.. Faraib rahon mein baith jata hai soorat-e-aitebar ban kar.. Gharoor-e-hasti ne ma__–”–__–”–__ To

Mujhe apne badn ki khushbu se masrur

Mujhe Apne Badn Ki Khushbu Se Masrur Kardo, Mujhe Apni Nazuk Bahon me mehsur kardo, Sine se Laga k mere sare gham Door kardo,

Mein kisi or ka hoon itna bata

mein kisi or ka hoon itna bata kar roya wo mujhe mehndi lage hath dikha kar roya umar bhar ki judai ka khayal aya

2 pyaz 3 lasan 50 gm zira

2 Pyaz 3 Lasan 50 Gm Zira 3 Pao Mirch 2 Spøøn Namak 1 Cup Water Aur Thora sa Hara Danya Pata Hai Hum

Ho jae khatam teri berukhi to

Ho jae khatam teri berukhi to jaga dena…. SAqI Sonay laga hun mai aj zameen orh k. Gud nite

Dil sy masus karo ankh daykha na

Dil sy masus karo ankh sy daykha na karo’ Woh hay khshbu usy chunay ki tamana na kro’ Lazat Lamas nagahun sy bh mail

love song ik zardari ko

‘ LOVE SONG ‘ ‘IK ZARDARI KO DEKHA TO AISA LAGA’ Jesay Khana Kharab, Jesay Total Azaab, Jesay Aadha Faqeer, Jesay Murda Zameer, Jesay

2touching line bichhrte waqt dilon ko agrcha

2/TOUCHing-LiNe bichhrte waqt dilon ko agrcha dukh to hoa kuhli fiza main mgr saans lyna acha laga

Anti dulahan sy suhag rat ko sab

anti dulahan sy: suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna merzi manah kery tum paker laina darna mut ok

i love allah agar

;’; ;’; ;’; ;’; I Love ALLAH ‘-‘*-*’-‘*-*’-‘ agar acha laga tu Is msg ko dil khol kr snd kro.

Chahoo tu humein bhulaa dena chaho dil

CHAHOO TU HUMEIN BHULAA DENA CHAHO TU HUMEIN DIL SSE LAGA LENA PER KABHI TANHAIII MEI HUMARI YAAD SATAEY TU RONA MAT……….. GAND ME

Raaz e ulfat chupa ke dekh liya dil bahot

raaz-e-ulfat chupa ke dekh liya dil bahot kuch jala ke dekh liya aur kya dekhane ko baaqii hai aap se dil laga ke dekh

Larki ne aadhi rat ko larky

LARKi Ne Aadhi Rat Ko LARKY Ko sms Kiya K Ghr Aajao Ghr pe Koi Nhi He . . MAZA Aega . . LARKA

Nazar main zakhm e tabbasum chupa k mila khafa

Nazar Main Zakhm-e-Tabbasum Chupa Chupa k mila Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila Wo Humsafar K Mere Tanz Pe Hansta Tha

Princpl school ka time 8 bje tha

Princpl: School ka Time 8 bje ka tha or Tum 9:30 baje aa Rahe ho. Pathan Student: ‘O Tum Hamara Intazaar mat kiya karo.

Soraj hua madham chand dhalne laga

Soraj hua madham chand dhalne laga… Main thehra raha zameen chalne lgagi.. Sajina kia ye mera pehla pehla pyar hai.. .~ .~ .~ .~

Hum aap ko bataeingay k ka aane

Hum aap ko bataeingay k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai. Wait . . Searching . , , , , , , main

Mujhe apnay badan ki khusbhu se masroor

Mujhe Apnay Badan Ki Khusbhu Se Masroor Kardo, Mujhe Apni Nazuk Bahon Mein Mehsoor Kardo, Seenay Se Laga K Saaray Gham Door Kardo, Main

Khafa ho k mujh y mujhy parshan

Khafa Ho k Mujh §y Mujhy Parshan karta Hy Ajeeb §hakhs Hy khud §y ßadguman karta Hy Na Meri Parwah Hy Na Mery Haal

May apne seniors ki bahot izzat karta

‘May apne seniors ki bahot izzat karta hu isliay javed bhai ka record nahi tora warna me 1 baal par chakka laga sakta tha’.

1 pathan bap ki death par bohat

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?

Us k shaher se chalay ki

Us k Shaher Se Chalay Us ki Yadian le kar ‘Saeed’ Dil ko Aise laga jaise un se bewafai kar chalay Saeed & Babar

Tumhare shaher ka mosam berda sohana laga

tumhare shaher ka mosam berda sohana laga.. main aik sham chora lon agar bora na lage.. jo doobna hai to itna sukoon se doobo..

Anmol dua ya rab mere soy hue

ANMOL DUA YA RAB MERE SOY HUE DOST KO JAGA DE, BISTER HAI USKA NARM TO PATHER KA BANA DE, MACHARON KI DUTY US

Boy 2 girl kia mai tumhain kiss

Boy 2 Girl: Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hon Girl:Zaleel Kameeny Kuttay Sharam Nahi Aati Tum Ne Ye Baat Kehne Mai 6 Mahinay

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye doctor

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye, Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye? Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main

aag aag laga di

*. .Aag. .* Aag laga di jaana’N .!! Teri sab kitaboN ko Tohfay k gulaboN ko Hijr k azaboN ko Terey saray khwaboN ko

Teacher batao angraiz log goray paida hotay

Teacher: Batao Angraiz Log Goray Paida Hotay Hain Or Hum Kaalay. AYSA Kyøn? Student: Kyon K Wahaan Ponds Cream Laga K SEX Hota Hai

Dua ya rab mere soye hue

“DUA“ Ya rab mere soye hue dost ko jaga de, Bister hai uska naram to pathar ka bana de, Khatmalon or macharon ki “DUTY“

Yehi zindagi ka ussol hai jo

Yehi Zindagi ka ussol hai, jo bichar gaya ussy Bhool ja, jo mila hai Dil se laga k rakh, jo nahi mila ussy Bhool

Nazar mein zakhme tabassum chupa k mila

*Nazar Mein Zakhm_e_ Tabassum Chupa Chupa K Mila, Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujh Se Muskura K Mila, Wo Humsafar K Mere Tanz Pe

me kis hawa uron fiza lehraon

‘ ME KIS HAWA ME URON KIS FIZA ME LEHRAON DUKHON K JAL HR IK SU BICHA GYA IK SHAKHS PALAT SAKON NA AAGE

Ek muddat se yeh dil tujh ko

Ek muddat se yeh dil tujh ko sada deta hai, Kitna nadaan hai yeh khud ko saza deta hai, Hum to har sham jalate

D to mobile ek shaks pas reh

d To Mobile: Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka