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kya-kar SMS Messages

Bachay kitnay sachay hotay hain maa

Bachay kitnay sachay hotay hain…… Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho? . . Beta : Parh Raha Hon, . Maa : Excellent !

Bachay kitnay sachay hotay hain maa

Bachay kitnay sachay hotay hain…… Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho? . . Beta : Parh Raha Hon, . Maa : Excellent !

Aik charsi qabristan m chars pi raha

AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha….. Police Aa Gayi…. To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO??? CHARSI: Kuch

Suhag raat manai ja rahi thi

Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi. Achanak Dulhan Boli: Ae Suno Parde K Peeche Koi Hai. Admi Ne Parda Hataya To Ek Bacha Khara

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Khuda jaane hmko kya ho gaya hai

Khuda jaane hmko kya ho gaya hai, Aur hum yeh kya kar rahe hai Jaante he ki aap hmari kismat me nAhi hAi, Phir

Ek pathan apna mobile qabristan men dafna

Ek Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha..Man: Ye kya kar rahe ho?....Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho

A pathan goes to a hotel and

A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The

Wife subha naha kar apni shalwar k

WIFE Subha Naha Kar Apni Shalwar K Andar Agrbati Ghuma Rahi Thi HUSBAND: Ye Kya Kar Rahi Ho? WIFE: Tum Jao Office. Mera b

Bhula na akoge mujhe bhool kar tum

Bhula na $akoge Mujhe Bhool kar Tum Mein ak$ar tumhein Yad Ata Rahonga Kabhi Khuwab Bankar Kabhi Yad Bankar Mein Nendiein Tumhari Churata Rahonga

Agr koi khobsurat larki bhai keh de

Agr kOi khobsurat larki ‘BHAi’ keh de tO ghabrane ka nhi . . Ek chamat laga k bOlO Idhar kya kar rhi hO? Ghr

Class me 1 larki bskit kha rahi

Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rahi thi., thora sa kha kar Braizer me chhupa lya Sir bolay: kya kar rahi ho Sath wala

Maa beti kya kar rahi ho

MAA : Beti kya kar rahi ho..? BETI : Parh rahi hu.. MAA : Excelent ! Kya parh rahi ho…? BETI : A£! ke

1 admi apny dost sy tera bhai

1 Admi Apny Dost Sy: Tera Bhai Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rha Hy? Dost: 1 Dukan Kholi Thi Par 6 Maah Sy Jail Mei

Ki thi mohabbat khata kar k

Ki thi mohabbat ‘ khata kar k roye Ab tak hai haeran ye kya kar k roye Shaher e dil ko tabah kar k

Bachay kitne sachay hotay hain maa

Bachay Kitne Sachay Hotay Hain…… Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho? . . …Beta : Parh Raha Hon. . …. Maa : Excellent

Yad me unki jal rahe hai

Yad me unki jal rahe hai dur reh k vo mujse kya kar rahe hai jagi to kai khwahishe mann me meri unhi khwahisho

bachay kitnay sachay hotay hain

. Bachay kitnay sachay hotay hain…… Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho? . . Beta : Parh Raha Hon, . Maa : Excellent

Bus chali jhatka laga 1 pathan

Bus chali Jhatka laga 1 pathan 1 larkee pe gira Larki boli Bat tameez kya kar rahe ho Pathan bola Punjab college sy b.Com

Sardar g apni girl friend ko i

Sardar g apni Girl Friend ko I Love U kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur Phir gir jata. Girl : Ye Kya

Do sardar ek sath ja rahe the

do sardar ek sath ja rahe the k samne se us ki biwi aur girl friend a rahe thi ek sardar bola yar mere

uljhay huwe halat ka shikwa na

*’* Uljhay Huwe Halat Ka Shikwa Na Kia Kar , Khairaat M Khushyn Ki Tamana Na Kya Kar, *’* So Baar Kaha Itni Muhbt

Chorh do mera hath jane mujhe

Chorh Do Mera Hath Jane Do Mujhe Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho Chorh Do Mujhe Mere Qareeb Mat Aao Tumhain Khuda Ka Waasta Mere

Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe

Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe ho rhe . . . . . . . . . To aapki shakal achi nhe hogi..

Badal ke apna bhesh sanwariya jaa basa

Badal ke apna bhesh sanwariya Jaa basa tu souten ke nagariya Kaisa jadoo daala usne Kaisa mantar phera usne Uski chanchal adaaon ne loota

Maa beta kya kar rahe ho

MAA : Beta kya kar rahe ho..? BETA : Parh rha hu Maa.. MAA : Excelent ! Kya parh raha ho meri Jaan …?

agar koi larki apko bhai kehde

*’* Agar Koi Larki Apko Bhai Kehde Tu Ghabrane Ka Bilkul Nahi, Ek Chamaat Laga K Bolo, Idhr Kya Kar Rhi Ho ? Ghar

Sardar oye kya kar rahe ho

Sardar: Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? : Pathan: Iss Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Raha Hoon! : Sardar: Wo Kyun?? : Pathan: Wo Jab

Kya hoaraha h budho sub kar rahe

kya hoaraha h budho sub kya kar rahe hen tum ne subh se ab tak 3msgs kye hen ya zyada mere pas 3 msgs

Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha

Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha. Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha. Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta. Aur ye

Ek pathan 100 volt k bulb par

Ek Pathan 100 volt k bulb par Baap ka naam likh raha tha. 2nd Pathan ne poocha . . ‘kya kar rahay ho?’ .

Maa beta kya kar rahy ho beta

MAA: beta kya kar rahy ho..? BETA: parh raha hun.. MAA: excelent kya parh rahy ho.? Beta: apki honay wali bahu k message MAA: