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Dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti

Dekho mere sms ka kamal Ghanti Baji Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai Wah kya baat hai… Muskara kar soch

Peer baba arz karty hain dil

Peer BaBa Arz Karty hain Dil hai sacha Our Damaag hai kaccha Wah Wah Dil hai sacha Our Damaag hai kaccha Tery Msgs nahi

Aap ki miss call bhi kya baat

Aap ki miss call bhi kya baat hai, Aap ke sms bhi din raat hain, Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo, Suna hai aap

Aik chehra jo mere khwab saja deta

AIK CHEHRA JO MERE KHWAB SAJA DETA HAI MUJH KO MERE HI KHYALON MEIN SADAA DETA HAI WOH MERA KON HAI MAHLOOM NEHIN HAI

Agar zindagi mai kabhi humara rabta khatam

‘Agar zindagi mai kabhi humara rabta khatam hogaye… Tab AapKo meri kya baat yaad reh jaye gi..? Be serious Plz. Hope u wil reply

Be naam sa ye dard thehr q nahi

Be-Naam Sa Ye Dard Thehr Q Nahi Jata, Jo Beet Gaya Hai Wo Guzar Q Nahi Jata, Sab Kuch To Hai Kya Dhoondti Rehti

Kuch log matlab k liye dhundte hain

Kuch Log Matlab K Liye Dhundte Hain Mjhko Bina Matlab Jo Aye To Kya Baat Hy Qatal Kr K To Sab Ly Jeynge Dil

Sari umar anho me ek sapna yaad

Sari Umar Anho Me Ek Sapna Yaad Raha Sadiyan Beet Gayi Par Wo Lamha Yaad Raha Na Jane Kya Baat Thi Unme Aur Ham

Chaand hi nekla na baadal chama cham

Chaand Hi Nekla Na Baadal Hi Chama Cham Barsa Raat Dil Par Gham-E-Dil Surat-E-Shabnam Barsa Jalti Jaati Hain Jaden Sookhte Jaate Hain Shajr Ho

Sari umar aankhon me koi spna yad

Sari Umar AANKHON me koi SPNA YAD rha, SAAL BEET gye mgr wo LMHA YAD rha, Najane kya BAAT thi us SHAKHS me FARAZ,

Main wohi hoon jisey tum dost kaha

Main Wohi hoon’ jisey Tum dost kaha kartay thay.. Din men so bar Mera naam liya kertay thay.. Aaj kya baat hai’ kyun Mujhse

Mat puchiye kya baat hai ab to

Mat puchiye kya baat hai, Ab to sirf bigre haalat hai. Uzala to apne mukadar me hai hi nahi Charo taraf sirf rat hi

Main wohi hon jise tum dost kaha

Main Wohi Hon Jise Tum Dost Kaha Karte Thy, Din Main So Baar Mera Naam Liya Karte Thy, Aaj Kya Baat Ha Q Mujse

Hen kitab0n k warko k0 plat

‘HeNÃ…’ Kitab0n k warko k0 pLat kar s0chti h0n Yon pLat jaye zindagi tU kiya bat Hy khwab0n me r0z miLta hai j0 Hqiqat

Arz kia he chappal choti ho to

Arz Kia He Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati Wah Wah kya baat hai Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati

Kuch log matlab k liye dhundte hain

Kuch Log Matlab K Liye Dhundte Hain Mjhko Bina Matlab Jo Aye To Kya Baat Hy Qatal Kr K To Sab Ly Jeynge Dil

Aap aaye zindagi mein humare farishta bankar

Aap aaye zindagi mein humare farishta bankar, Khushiyan bhi hazar di hai aapne… Achanak kya baat hogayi, kyun aap aur hum dur hogaye? Shayad

E i d mubarak is mai

~E I D~ ~MUBARAK~”=*=” is mai preshani wali kya baat hy? . . . . . ‘Mera’ SMS JisKo Mil Jata Hy Samjho Uski

Judgekya tum kabhi jail gaey ho chor

Judge_Kya tum kabhi jail gaey ho? Chor rotay hoay: Ji naheen hazoor! Judge_Tou iss main ronay ki kya baat hai, abhi bhej dete hain.

Aesi kya baat hy tujh me ae

Aesi kya baat hy tujh me Ae sitamgar Dil mera kyon tere lye mehv-e-dua rehta hy. . .

Ghazal kitabon ke safhon ko palat

/Ghazal/ kitabon ke safhon ko palat ke sochta hon… yun palat jay zindgi to kya baat hai. khwabon men roz milta he jo,, haqiqat

Jagaya unhone aisa ki aaj tak so

Jagaya unhone aisa ki aaj tak so na sake, Rulaya unhone aisa ke sabke samne ro bhi na sake, Jaane kya baat thi unme,

Mian wohi hon jisay tum piyar kiya

Mian Wohi Hon Jisay Tum Piyar Kiya Kartey Theen Din Main 100 Bar Mera Naam Liya Kertey Theen Aaj Kya Baat Hay Kiyo Mujh

Peene pilane ki kya baat karte ho

Peene Pilane Ki Kya Baat Karte Ho, Kabhi Hum Bhi Piya Karte The, Jitni Tum Jaam Mein Liye Baithe Ho, Utni Hum Paimaane Mein

Itni himmat nahi k haal e dil suna sake

Itni Himmat Nahi K Haal-e-DiL Suna Sake… Bas Jis K liye Udaas Hain Wo Mehsoos Kare To Kya Baat hai.

Jo bhi un saw say mila usko

Jo Bhi Un (S.A.W) Say Mila Usko Rab Milgaya Bay Adab Zindagi ko adab milgaya Rab Se Woh (S.A.W) Aashna Un (S.A.W) Say Rab

Lays chips per pasai nikne ki offer

LAYS CHIPS PER PASAI NIKNE KI OFFER AAE AIK PATHAN KI SHOP PER CUSTMER AAYA US NE KAHA PATHAN SAHAB KUCH NIKALTA BE HAI

Lays chips per pasai nikne ki offer

LAYS CHIPS PER PASAI NIKNE KI OFFER AAE AIK PATHAN KI SHOP PER CUSTMER AAYA US NE KAHA PATHAN SAHAB KUCH NIKALTA BE HAI

Vo jaane kya baat huijo aap meri

Vo jaane kya baat hui,jo aap meri zindgi me aa gaye.. Vo jaane kya baat hui,ke hum muskura gaye.. Vo jaane kya baat hui

Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi

Sarther apni shadi py udass tha kisi ny poocha kya baat hai? Sarther: Mere susral ny Barat py thoray logn ka kaha hai. Pata

Wah wah kya baat hai laahjuwab dil

Wah Wah… Kya baat hai… Laahjuwab, Dil khush kar diita doston. jiyo hazaron saal aur ek din 24 ghante ka hou… God bless 2

Subah sooraj ka saath ho prindon ki

Subah Subah Sooraj Ka Saath Ho, Prindon Ki Aawaz Ho, Aur… Hathon mein QUR’AN PAK Aur Yaadon Main ALLAH PAK Ho, Us Khush Numa

Ye din bhi qayamat ki tarah guzra

Ye Din Bhi Qayamat Ki Tarah Guzra Hai Janey Kya Baat Thi Har Baat Pe Rona Aaya

1 pathan ne footpath ko rang karnay

1 PATHAN ne footpath ko rang karnay ka theaka leya, 1st day us nay 3 K.M rang kya, 2 din 2 K.M 3 din

Best of agr mujh ko shikast e dil

{Best of $agär} ‘Mujh ko Shikast-e-Dil ka Maza Yad aa gya, ‘Tum kyun Udaas ho gaey kya yad aa gaya ‘kehnay ko zindagi thi

Bohat achay wah kya baat hai

Bohat Achay.. Wah Kya Baat Hai Bohat Aala Great Yaar Zabardst Daad Deni Paregi Brilliant DiL Khush Kar Diya La Jawab Khubsurat Bari Himmat

Friendship test agar mein or mera

=FRIENDSHIP Test/ =Agar mein or mera ek duplicate ek sath kharey hon to wo aisi kya baat he jis se ap mujhe pehchano ge/?

Dil ki halaat yeh kis tarah sanbhalti

Dil Ki Halaat Yeh Kis Tarah Sanbhalti Hi Nai ^ ^ Khuwab Dar Khuwab Hai Tabeer Nikati Hi Nai ^ ^ Zeest Hai Shama

Ek aurat aadhi raat ko qabar per

Ek Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Per Bethi Thi. Musafir Ne Poocha=Darr Nai Lagta? Aurat=Lo Is Mein Darne Ki Kya Baat Hy Andar Garmi

Koi 1 no select kro 12 23

Koi 1 no Select Kro. 12, 23, 34, 45, 56, 65, Dekhte Hen Apka Pyar ap se kitna % Pyar krta hai? Reply must.

Answers 1299 wow nice 2344 so sweet

Answers: 12=99% wow nice 23=44% so sweet 34= 00% So Sad 45= 101% Kya baat hai janab ki. Tumhara luck to acha nikla 56=

Pathan oye tere choty bhai ki

Pathan : Oye tere Choty bhai ki Moochay hy Or teri Nahi hy? Q..? 2nd Pathan : Is may Q wali kya baat hy?

Pathanyaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti

Subha subha soraj ka sath ho

~~Subha Subha Soraj ka Sath ho, Prindon ki Awaz ho, Hathon men Quran pak Aur Yadon men ALLAH Pak ho, Us khush Numa Subha

Hum dushmano ko bhi seene se lagana

Hum dushmano ko bhi seene se lagana nahi bhule Ek woh hai ki dil se dushmani nibhana nahi bhule Aankho se baraste barsaat kii

Subah suraj ka sath ho parindon

Subah Subah Suraj Ka Sath Ho Parindon Ki Aawaz Ho Hath Me Tea Or Yaadon Me Ap Ho Us Khush Numa Subah Ki Kya

Aap aaye zindagi mein humare farishta bankar

Aap aaye zindagi mein humare farishta bankar, Khushiyan bhi hazar di hai aapne… Achanak kya baat hogayi, kyun aap aur hum dur hogaye? Shayad

Ik mom ki gurya hai prem kahani

Ik mom ki gurya hai.. Ik prem kahani hai.. Ik shaakh hai nazuk si, Kalyon ki jawani hai.. Wo phool ki titli hai, Shola

Ishq mein ghairat e jazbat ne roney na diya

Ishq Mein Ghairat-e-Jazbat Ne Roney Na Diya Vrna Kya Baat Thi Jis Baat Ne Roney Na Diya Aap Kehty Thy K Roney Se Na

Heart ik mom ki gurya hai

heart Ik mom ki gurya hai, Ik mom ki gurya hai, Ik prem kahani hai. Ik shaakh hai nazuk si, kalyon ki jawani hai.

Subha soraj ka sath ho prindon

Subha Subha Soraj ka Sath ho, Prindon ki Awaz ho, Hathon men Quran Aur Yodon men ALLAH Pak ho, Us khush Numa Subha ki

Zindagi ka safar ho na jaye tamam

Zindagi ka safar ho na jaye tamam Un (S.A.W) pey Aijaz bhejo Durood o Salam Woh (S.A.W) Karam hi karam Woh (S.A.W) Ataa hi

Yeh din bhee qyamat ky tarah

yeh din bhee qyamat ky tarah guzra fraz janay kya baat thi her baat pay roona aya.

Jaise chahte they hum unhewoh bhi hume

jaise chahte they hum unhe,woh bhi hume chahte toh kya baat hoti,paane ka armaan toh tha,bin mangey mil jate toh kya baat hoti,is dil

Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar

Main wohi hoon jisay tum dost kaha

MAIN WOHI HOON JISAY TUM DOST KAHA KARTAY THAY. DIN MAIN 100 BAR MAIRA NAAM LIYA KARTAY THAY. AAG KYA BAAT HAY KYOUN MUJHSAY

Ek chehra jo mery khwab saja deta

Ek chehra jo mery khwab saja deta hy,, Mujh ko mery hi khayalon me sada deta hy,, Wo mera kon hy maloom nahi hy

Aadmi se milta hai dil magar kam

aadmi aadmi se milta hai dil magar kam kisi se milta hai bhuul jata hun main sitam us k woh kuchh is saadgi se

Subha soraj ka sath ho prindon

Subha Subha Soraj ka Sath ho Prindon ki Awaz ho Hathon men Quran pak Aur Yadon men ALLAH Pak ho Us khush Numa Subha

Zindagi ka safar ho na jaye tamam

Zindagi ka safar ho na jaye tamam Un (S.A.W) pey Aijaz bhejo Durood o Salam Woh (S.A.W) Karam hi karam Woh (S.A.W) Ataa hi

Koi khilqat mein un saw say nahi

Koi Khilqat mein Un (S.A.W) Say nahi bada Woh (S.A.W) Habeeb-e-Khuda Unki (S.A.W) Kya Baat Hai Hum Gunahgar Hain Hum Siyah Kar Hain Woh

Sab say afzal do aalam main zaat

Sab Say Afzal Do Aalam Main Zaat Unki (S.A.W) Hai Woh hi Mahboob-e-Rab Kainat Unki (S.A.W) Hai Rabb-e-Akbar nay jo kuch bhi Hum ko

Benaam sa yeh dard thehar kyun nahin jaata

Benaam-sa yeh dard thehar kyun nahin jaata, Jo beet gaya hai woh guzar kyun nahin jaata! Sab kuch to hai kya dhundhti rehti hain

Mian wohi hon jisay tum piyar kiya

Mian Wohi Hon Jisay Tum Piyar Kiya Kartey Theen Din Main 100 Bar Mera Naam Liya Kertey Theen Aaj Kya Baat Hay Kiyo Mujh

Usko bi hum se muhabbat ho to

USKO BI HUM SE MUHABBAT HO TO KYA BAAT HAI EK SI DONO KI HALAT HO TO KYA BAAT HAI DIL KI CHAHT TO

Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad

Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha, Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha, Na jane kya baat thi unme, Sari mehfil

Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad

Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha, Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha, Na jane kya baat thi unme, Sari mehfil

The movie jurassic park a pathan goes

The Movie Jurassic Park A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his

Jaane kya mujhse zamana chahta haimera dil

Jaane kya mujhse zamana chahta haiMera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta haiJaane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehre seHar shaks mujhe aazmana chahta hai

Hotay hain dunya main aisy bhi haadsaywah

Hotay hain dunya main aisy bhi haadsay..’ Wah jee wah kya baat hai! Hotay hain dunya main aise bhi hadsay, Thandy mithy faalsay. Kalay

Sardarji kya baat hai dar kyon lag

sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema

Mujtaba yaar kal sy light nai jhay

mujtaba :yaar kal sy light nai jhay ge ali: waha kya baat hae mujtaba;kush na ho april fool