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Ek pathan dost seyara pehle 30saal tk

Ek pathan dost se=Yara pehle 30saal tk hamara koi olad Ni hua:: Dost=To phr tm ne kia kya? Pathan=Phr yara ham ne Shadi kia

Pati patni se kaisi sabzi banai hai

Pati patni se: kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai. Patni:(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahai

Khawab tha bhikar gaya khayal mila nahi

Khawab Tha Bhikar Gaya, Khayal Tha Mila Nahi, Magar Ye Dil Ko Kya Hua, Ye Kyu Bujha Pata Nahi, Tamam Din Udaas Din, Tamaam

Diya khud se bhuja dena hawa ko

Diya Khud se Bhuja Dena Hawa ko aur kya Dena Kabhi is tor se Hansna K duniya ko Rula Dena Kabhi is Rung mein

Farishta nahi ghalti hum se ho sakti

Farishta nahi Ghalti hum se ho sakti hai, Zinda hoon aaj,par kal Maut ho sakti hai, Kasoor nahi mera ke Mehsoos nahi kuch Dard

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui

1 pthan ki murgi bemar hui, Sardar:tum Eska sadka utar lo To phir . . . . . . Phir kya hona tha,PATHAN ne

Tanhaeon men judai ki saza dy gyay

Tanhaeon men judai ki saza dy gyay hen *WO*, Wafa k badlay kya khoub wafa day gyay hen *WO*, KEHTAY HEN K JAB NA

Main ne parindo se pyaar kya to

Main Ne Parindo Se Pyaar Kya To,, Woh Urh Gaya Main Ne Sooraj Se Pyaar Kya To,,, Woh Gharoob Ho Gaya Main Ne Chand

Dunya k sitam yad na apni hi

Dunya k sitam Yad na apni hi wafa Yad ab muJ ko nhi kuch bhi muhabt k siwa Yad cherra tha Jisey pehly pehal

Aashiqee sabr talab aur tamanna betaab

aashiqee sabr talab aur tamanna betaab dil ka kya rang karooN KHoon-e-jigar hone tak ?

Mana ki tum jeete ho zamane k

Mana ki tum jeete ho zamane k lye, ek bar jee k to dekho hamare liye. dil ki kya aukaat apke samne, hum to

Guriya tmhe ik bat kehni hai

GurIyA Tmhe ik bat kehni hai Mgar nraz mat hona K tm jo hr ghri mjhko itna yad ate ho Hmen itna state ho

Ab to uth saktaa nahin aankhon se

ab to uth saktaa nahin aankhon se baar-e-intizaar kis tarah kaate koi lail-o-nahaar- e-intizaar unkii ulfat ka yaqeen ho unke aane kii ummiid hon

Hello hello mera lelo kya salam

Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ? AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera

Kya ap lucky ho yesno agr

Kya Ap LUCKY ho YES/NO Agr LUCKY ho to nechy sms prho agr nhi to nechy mt jna (/) /’ )’^—-;’; ,,/'( lucky) //\

Boss where were u born

Boss :‘ Where were U Born ? ‘ Sardar :‘ In Punjab ‘ Boss :‘ Which Part in Punjab ? ‘ Sardar :‘ Kya

Movie dialogues in chemistrys language my

Movie Dialogues In Chemistry’s Language.. My name is Bond, Covalent Bond Rishtey mein hum tumhare allotrope lagtey hain, naam hai Diamond … … P-block

Beta ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny

Beta: ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz hoty hain? Maa: tu yakenan kisi churail k chakar main hoga or ye

Sakhtiyan karta hun dil par gair se

sakhtiyan karta hun dil par gair se gafil hun main hay kya achi kahi zalim hun main jahil hun main hai meri zillat hi

Na hote hum jo is tarha bettab

Na Hote Hum Jo Is Tarha Bettab Na Hote Jo Hum Ruswa Kabhi Shayad Sama Kuch Aur Hi Hota Kaash Hum Tumse Juda Na

Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargyasardar is

Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargya! Sardar: Is me thandi cheez thandi orGarm cheez garam rehti hay! Dost:Tum is me kya laye ho?Sardar:4 Qulfi2

Kyun pyaar karne ki hadein hoti hein

Kyun pyaar karne ki hadein hoti hein, Kyun dil dene ki wajhe hoti hein, Kyun jazbaaton ko dabana padta hai, Kyun iss dil ko

Akele chord jaty hoye tum acha nahi

Akele chord jaty ho,ye tum acha nahi krty, Hmara dil jalaty ho,Ye tum acha nahi krty, Kaha b tha Muhabbat hy,Muhabbat hi isay rakho,

Tum to bichar gaye magar sapnay

TUM TO BICHAR GAYE MAGAR SAPNAY WOHI RAHEY, MOUSAM BADAL GAYA MAGAR MANZAR WOHI RAHEY HOTI RAHIN SARGOSHIYAN TANHAIYON K SAATH LEHRAIN BADAL GAIEN

Ae hasratedeedar ye kya raaz hai akhir

Ae Hasrat_e_Deedar Ye Kya Raaz Hai Akhir,,, Wo Samnay Aatay Hain To Dekha Nhi Jata

Kya thay aur bana dia teri ulfat

Kya Thay Aur Kya Bana Dia Teri Ulfat Ne Kese Ban Gaye Ha¡n Faqeer Dekhna Bohat Naaz Hai Na Tujhe Apni Husn Ki Dolat

1dil todh diya mera ab chita bhi

(1)Dil todh diya mera ab chita bhi jala dena, Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena, Koi puche ke rog kya tha to

Tum sy mil kr yh jana pyar

Tum sy mil kr yh jana pyar aik dokha hai?Ah hm jana zindage aik samjhota hay. Tm pr yaqeen hud sa zada tha kya

Bachay kitne sachay hotay hain maa

Bachay Kitne Sachay Hotay Hain…… Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho? . . …Beta : Parh Raha Hon. . …. Maa : Excellent

Udaas men tha sara shehr ronay

Udaas men tha sara shehr ronay laga, Aaj mera sanam kisi our ka hone laga, Jin k raaste se kante uthaye hmne, Wo ab

Yad me unki jal rahe hai

Yad me unki jal rahe hai dur reh k vo mujse kya kar rahe hai jagi to kai khwahishe mann me meri unhi khwahisho

Tujhse milne ki saza denge tere shehar

tuJhse milne ki saza denge tere shehar ke log ye wafaoN ka sila denge tere shehar ke log kya khabar thee tere milne pe

Drbare risalat me intezar safarul muzafar ko

Drbare risalat me intezar? Safarul muzafar ko betul muqadas me 1 shami buzurg ne khawab me apne apko drbare risalat me paya! Sub sahaba

Ghazal us se kaho ek bar

((”GHAZAL”)) Us se kaho ek bar bhool kar aa jaye, Jo beeti hai us per wo to suna jaye, Hans hans k Gham chupanay

Jabse apko jana hai jab se

‘jabse apko jana hai, Jab se apko paya hai, Her dua me apka naam aya hai, Dil karta hai puchun us khuda se, Kya

Ghum o dukh k ye isharay tum na samjho

Ghum-o-Dukh k Ye Isharay Tum Na Samjho Gey, Jo Din hum ne Tumharay Bin Guzaray Tum Na Samjho Gey, Tumhain Kaisay Bataein Tum Hamaray

Kitni saada pyari kaanch ki choorhi jesi

Kitni saada Kitni pyari Kaanch ki choorhi jesi larhki College k kamry mein bethi Janay kya kuch soch rahi thi Main bhe Oss k

Bohat asrar posheeda hain is tanha pasandi

Bohat asrar posheeda hain is tanha pasandi main Ye mat poucho k ‘Deewany’ jahaan deeda nahi hoty. Ta-Ejjub kya agar ‘IQBAL’ ye dunya muj

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia Or thori dair bad DObara phenk dya Ksi ne kha ye kya kia

Imam azam abu hanifa benamazi ko

Imam Azam Abu Hanifa : ‘BeNamazi ko Qaid me dal diya jay Us wqt tk jb tk Toba na kr le’ Imam Shafi: ‘Be

Ishq karna lagta hai maut se bhi

ISHQ KARNA LAGTA HAI MAUT SE BHI BADI SAZA HAI……. KYA KISI SE SHIKYAT KARE HUM JAB APNI TAQDEER HI BEWAFFA HAI.

Faraztari is bewafai per fida hoti hai

FARAZ,,Tari Is bewafai per fida hoti hai jaan apni,, Khuda hi janey tum men agar wafa hoti to kya hota….

Tum hanste raho raho muskurate sada

Tum Hanste Raho Hanste raho Hanste Raho MUskurate Raho Sada Khilkhilate Raho Khush Rhao Mera Kya Hay Log Tumhain Hi Pagal Kahein gay hahahahaha..,.,.,

Agr sardio me nahate waqt pani bohat

Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To To Pani Garam Kr K Nahalo Ab Is Me B Zubaida Aapa K

Sarapa iltija hun aur chup hun main

sarapa iltija huN, aur chup huN maiN kya kya dekhta huN, aur chup huN wafa k daeiry meiN huN muqayyad, sabhi kuch janta huN,

Bazm e dushman men bulate ho ye

bazm e dushman men bulate ho ye kya karte ho ..or phir mera dil churate ho ye kyaa karte ho..cheenete paani k na lo

kaise kahon zindagi ko

?~ KAISE KAHON ~! Zindagi Ko … Khushi Ko … Us Ke Sath He Tou Mahsoos Kiya Hai … Jo Pal Us Ke Sath

Samajte hai wo k pathar humunko thokar

Samajte hai wo k pathar hai hum,unko thokar maar jaenge,woh bewafa ek baar keh de NaFrAt hai humse, khuda kasam pathar to kya, phool

My fvrt msg a good daughter says

(My fvrt msg) A Good Daughter says to her Lover: . Han ye sach hai k mjhy tumse Mohabat hai, Ye bhi sach hai

Sacha dost wo ha jo examination hall

sacha dost wo ha jo examination hall k bahar khara ho krap ko awaz de., kameeny top kare ga kya? jaldi bahar nikal, tere

Haseen dard milta hai aaj kal zamane

haseen dard milta hai aaj kal zamane me ……. gum ka dariya chalakta hai paimane me ……. koi mera na hua mujhe gum nahi

Na rooon apni qismat py to or

Na Ro’oon Apni Qismat py to or kya karoon ‘DOST’ Jisay Zindgi Say Barrh k Chaha usi nay aaj barf Nahi di. (‘,)/ )

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz

Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo … Please Mat Karo … Maine Kaha Na Plz Aisa Nahi …… Aur Mat Dabao

Bahot sahi gam e geti sharab kam kya hai

bahot sahi gam-e-geti sharab kam kya hai gulam-e-saqi-e-kausar hun mujhko gam kya hai tumhari tarz-o-rawish jante hain ham kya hai raqib par hai agar

Frand tell his girlfrand i love

Frand Tell His Girlfrand I Love You? G Ghost I In R Real L Life Kya Hoa Jigar?

a kya bolta tu

(‘,)/ A! Kya /)) Bolta Tu? _/?_ (.’) A! Kya me /(( Boloon? _/?_ (‘,)/ /)) Sun! _/?_ (.’) /((_/?_ Suna! Good morning or

Aati hai baar teri yaad yun mujhe

aati hai baar baar teri yaad yun mujhe jaise diya ho pyar tune sada mujhe jo bhi diya aziz hai tujhse juda jo hai

Kya andheron k dukh kya ujalon dukh

Kya Andheron k Dukh kya Ujalon k Dukh, JB hraa dn Muqadar ki Chalon k Dukh, Jinki Aankhen nhi wo na royen kbhi, Jaan

Pehlay kabhi ye yadain tanhai na thi

pehlay kabhi ye yadain ye tanhai na thi; kabhi dil ma madhoshi chai na thi; jane kya asar kar gayi ap ki batain; warna

Chahat teri pehchan hai meri mahobbat shaan

Chahat Teri Pehchan Hai Meri, Mahobbat Teri Shaan Hai Meri, Hoke Juda Tujse Kya Reh Paunga, Tu To Aakhir Jaan Hai Meri…

Teacher bacho kya lun me haddi hoti

Teacher: Bacho, kya lun me haddi hoti hai.? . . Girls: Yes Sir, Boys: No Sir! In larkyion ko kya pta, Inho ne to

Bacha dadi se kya hum hmesha 5

Bacha Dadi Se: Kya Hum hmesha 5 rhenge? Aap,Papa,Mom,Baji aur Mai. Dadi: Nhi Tumari shadi hogi to hum 6 ho jynge. Bacha: Phr Baji

Match lo petrol bathroom mn jao

Match lo petrol lo Bathroom mn jao or apni gaand ko aag lagado jo cheez doston k kaam na aaye usy pas rkhne ka

Air hostess sir kya loge sardar milk

Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho, Apne

Woh pani ki lehron pe kya likh

woh pani ki lehron pe kya likh raha tha khuda jane harf-e-dua likh raha tha likha jisne novel wafa ka adhura wohi pyar ki

itni fursat nahi ab aur sakhan

*’* Itni Fursat Nahi Ab Aur Sakhan Kya Likhna ? Bs Ba Andaz E Ghazal Uska Sarapa Likhna, *’* Uski Aankhon M Machalte Hwe

Darte darte afsaana e dil aaj unse hamne keh

Darte darte afsaana-e-dil Aaj unse hamne keh to diya Yeh yaad nahin ghabraahat mein Kya yaad raha, kya bhool gaye

Aah kya doar aa gya hai mere

Aah! kya doar aa gya hai mere dost, husn-o-jmaal pe nzr hai ikhlaak pe nhi .

Yar tm se pochna tha k agr

yar tm se pochna tha k agr hum quadratic formula use krte hoe 0 ko equvlant len aur varible ka square root nikal k

Qissa e daar o rasan baazi e tiflaana e dil iltejaa e arini surkhi e afsaana e dil

Qissa-e-daar o rasan baazi-e-tiflaana-e-dil Iltejaa-e-Arini surkhi-e-afsaana-e-dil Ya Rab is saaghar-e-lab-reiz ki mai kya hogi Jaada-e-mulk-e-baqa hai khat-e-paimaana-e-dil Abr-e-rehmat tha k thi ishq ki bijli

for u bol hawa us

*’* FOR U *’* Bol hawa, us paar zamane kaisy hen.? Ujrry shehr men yaar purane kc hen.? Chand utarta h ab kis kis

Wo to kehta tha ussy buht si

Wo to kehta tha ussy buht si duaein yaad hain Wasi,,, Kya bichhr kr phr se milney ki dua ussy yaad nhi…..

Katl karne ka dava hai unka

Katl karne ka dava hai unka, Jara unki najook kalai se toh puchho, Doopatta toh samahlta nahi, talwar kya shamhalengi.

Teacher oxford matlab kya hai student

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

Dil he nahi k saharoon ka kya

dil he nahi dil k saharoon ka kya karoon pass tum nahi ein baharoon ka kya karoon

Kash hum samjh letay manzilon ki

kash hum samjh letay, manzilon ki chahat main! rasta badlny se, fasla nahi ght’ta, do ghari ki qurbat main… char pal ki chahat main.

Tohmatein to lagti hain roshni ki khwahish

Tohmatein to lagti hain roshni ki khwahish mein ghar se baahar aane ki kuch saza to milti hai log-log hote hain inn ko kya

Gamon ne gher liya hai mujhe to

Gamon ne gher liya hai mujhe to kya Gam hai Main muskura ke jiyunga teri Khushi ke liye Kabhi kabhi tu mujhe yad kar

Ye udaas din shaam kat ti

Ye Udaas Din Ye Udaas Shaam Kat Ti Nahin, Ab Tum Aa Jao Mere Aansu Awaaz Dete Hain Kya Unhe Tum Sun Rahe Ho

Kya hua jo tumhara saath nahi

Kya hua jo tumhara saath nahi Mere hathon main tumhara haath nahi Mere liye tumhari yaadein hi kafi hain Muhabbat main zaroori mulaqat nahi

Ae palnay walay mujhay sardar bana day

Ae Palnay Walay Mujhay Sardar Bana Day Nalain e Muhammad (S.A.W.W) Meri Dastaar Bana Day Kar Un K Nawason (A.S) K Azadaron Mein Shamil

Woh dil hi mera torr gaya ek

Woh Dil Hi Mera Torr Gaya Ek Choti Si Baat Pe Ruth Gaya Mujhe Chorr Gaya Bhari Duniya Mein Mere Dil Ko Kaise Torr

Ek tharki ashiq ne baba saxidas comment

Ek Tharki Ashiq Ne Baba Saxidas Comment Kiya Aashiq: “Baba Aapki Aarti Utarne Mein Aur Hamara Panty Utarne Mein Kya Similarity Hai?” Baba Ji:

Waiter your bill sir boy

Waiter : Your bill Sir Boy : Take my Card Waiter : But Sir,this is Student Card Boy : To phir bahar kya mazaak

Dua nahi to gila deta koi meri

Dua nahi to gila deta koi meri wafaon ka sila deta koi jab mukadar hi nahi tha apna deta bhi to bahla kya deta

Dil hijar k dard se bojal hy

Dil hijar k dard se bojal hy, ab aan milo to behtar ho, Iss bat se hamko kya matlab, ye kaise ho ye kyunkar

Guriya tmhe ik bat kehni hai

GurIyA Tmhe ik bat kehni hai Mgar nraz mat hona K tm jo hr ghri mjhko itna yad ate ho Hmen itna state ho

Thandi hawain kya chali mare shehar mein

Thandi Hawain kya chali mare Shehar mein, Har taraf YADDON ka December Bikhar gaya,

A person to sardar agr aik hathi

A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?. sardar: uski

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se: jab BOMB gira’ to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata ..? Zakhmi LARKI

Ab kay tajdeed e wafa ka nahi

Ab kay tajdeed e wafa ka nahi imkaan janaan, yad kya tujh ko dilain tera paiman janaan, yoon hi mosam ki ada dekh k

Talab ko ajar na doon fikar e rahguzar karoon

Talab ko ajar na doon, fikar-e-rahguzar na karoon! Safar main ab ke hawa ko bhi hamsafar na karoon Ubhartay doobtay sooraj se torr loon

Boy apka naam kya hy girl

Boy: apka naam kya hy? Girl: pehan k bataon ya dikha k? B: kya matlab? G: ‘PAYAL’ naam hy mera, or aapka? B: le

Aaj ham bichhade hain to kitane rangile

Aaj ham bichhade hain to kitane rangile ho gaye meri aankhen surKh tere hath pile ho gaye kab ki patthar ho chuki thi muntazir

Tasali ho jaayegi jara itna to bata

Tasali ho jaayegi, jara itna to bata do, Kya tumhe bhi hichkiya aati hai, Hum kya tumhe yaad karte hai?

Maa kya hy samandar ne kha

**MAA KYA HY** SAMANDAR ne kha. MAA wo hsti hy jo Olad k tmam raaz apne sine me chupa leti hy. BADAL ne kha.

Ek pathan ne paad mara phir doosra

Ek Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara, Phir Doosra, Phir 3,4,5,6. Kisi Ne Kaha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya? Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karwaya Howa

Jo bhee bura bhala hai allah janta

jo bhee bura bhala hai allah janta hai bande ke dil meiN kya hai allah janta hai yeh farsh-o-arsh kya hai allah janta hai

Ye dukhon ki lambi musafaten kabhi

Ye ‘DUKHON’ ki lambi ‘MUSAFATEN’ Kabhi ‘BAFRATEB’ kabhi ‘CHAHATEN’ Kahin kar na den ‘Hamen’ phir ‘Juda’ ‘Mujhe’ bhool ja ‘Mujhe’ bhool ja Main ‘Ghareeb’

Aap dunya k bevakuf treen insan ho

Aap dunya k ‘BEVAKUF’ treen insan ho . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

question of 2011 bewafa

*. . .QUESTION OF 2011. BEWAFA ko panjabi may kya kehtay hai? Reply must. . .*

College wali masale dar office narum narum

college wali masale dar: office wali narum narum: muhale wali garma garam: aap kya samjhaye? may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon

1 pathan ko uska susar

——————————————————————————– 1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha: Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho? Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

Munna bhai abay sarkit ye beta

MUNNA BHAI abay sarkit ye beta agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka SARKIT simple bhai boly to bina sui k

Yaadain hum jugnu pakra krte thy

‘~’Yaadain’~’ Hum JuGnu PaKra Krte Thy In Chote Chote Taron Se Ghar AanGan MehKa Krte Thy KuCh Sapne DeKha Krte Thy KuCh Apne Chaha

Woh bewafa nikli toh kya hua kuch

Woh bewafa nikli toh kya hua, kuch dino ka toh saath nibhaya tha, Tadapta hua chhod gayi toh kya gilla, Tadapna bhi toh ussi

Hain aabaad laakhon jahan mere dil mein

Hain aabaad laakhon jahan mere dil mein Kabhi aao daaman-kusha mere dil mein Utarti hai dheere se raaton ki chup mein Tere roop ki

Dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna dua

Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte

Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte, Mere dost! Yun kisi ko satya nahi karte, Ek baar yun kisi ko keh ker apna, Daman

Ah ko chahiye ik umr asar hone

ah ko chahiye ik umr asar hone tak kaun jita hai teri zulf k sar hone tak dam har mauj mein hai halqa-e-sadkam-e-nahang dekhen

Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada

Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko Meri tnhai ka ehsas dila do mujko Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zrort kya

Jab bhi zulmat ko koi had say

Jab Bhi Zulmat Ko Koi Had Say Barha Deta Hai Mera Khaliq Bhi Nai Shamma Jala Deta Hai Ham Say Uljho Gay To Pachtao

Raat kya dhali sitare chala gayay gairo

Raat kya dhali sitare chala gayay, Gairo sa kya gila jab aapna chalay gayay, Jeet to saktay thay ishq bi bazi ham bhi, Magar

Apni hi dhun me rehti thi

Apni hi dhun me rehti thi.. ek larki shokh or chanchal si.. Hr aik se batein krti thi.. Khoob mauj masti krti thi.. Ik

Ye tera naazuk badan hai ya koi

ye tera naazuk badan hai, ya koi mehka gulaab kya karoon taarif, teri har adaa hai laajawab kyoon na ye dil tumko chaahe, husn

bacha dadi se kya hm

*’* Bacha Dadi se. Dadi kya hm hmesha 5 hi rhenge? Aap, papa, mom, baji aur m, Dadi, nhi tmari shadi hogai to hm

Sur jhukaoge to pathar devta ho jaayega

Sur jhukaoge to pathar devta ho jaayeGa itna mat chaho use wo bewafa ho jaayeGa hum bhi dariya hai hame apna hunar maloom hai

1 admi ki aik tang haddi toot

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!!!!! .

Pata nahi kya layegi rang yadi chahte

Pata nahi kya layegi rang. yadi chahte ho rehna azad, to utho, sambhalo apne desh ko mar kar in dhokhebaaz netaon ko dhakka jeet

Teacher 1877 ko kya hua tha

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha? PATHAN: I don’t know Tchr: Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay 1881 ko Kya Hua tha? Pathan: Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum tension capsule

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Aafat ka injection ho tum, Par kya kare jhelna padta hai, Kyonki… DOSTI ka

Ye kya hai eid accountant ne

Ye Kya Hai EID? Accountant Ne Kaha, E: Extreem Happy I : In D : Divide Expenses. BusinessMan Ne Kah, E: Esteem Happy I

Us nay kaha kon ho tum main

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne

Ab toa apni tabiyat hi kuch juda

Ab Toa Apni Tabiyat Hi Kuch Juda Si Lagti Hai Sans Loon Toa Zakhmon Ko Hawa Si Lagti Hai Kabhi Razi Kabhi Khafa Lagti

Kisi se gila kya karna iss jahaan

Kisi Se Gila Kya Karna Iss Jahaan Mein,,, , Shayad Ab Hum He Yaad Ke Qaabil Nahi Rahe…!!!…

Nahin ki milane milaane ka silsila rakhana

nahin ki milane milaane ka silsila rakhana kisi bhi satah pe koi to raabta rakhana madad ki tum se tavaqqo to Khair kya hogi

Faraz niche ka msg parh mujh

Faraz niche ka msg parh, Mujh se Naraz hai kya? . . . Tu kya dekh raha hai manhoos, tu Faraz hai kya?

Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye

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Best gazal jab guzar jaye gi bahaar

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Kisi ne mujh se pucha chahat kya

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Agar honey bee us chali jaye toh

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