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Ik morgi ny pak india bader pur

ik morgi ny pak India bader pur enda dy dia..dono mulk enday ke leya larnay lgay..fasla yy howa ke jo mulk dosray mulk ki

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se

Aik pathan intrview dene gaya us se sawal kya gya: billi dum kyun hilati hai? Pathan ne itminan se jawab dya ‘is liey k

na jaanay kya masoomyat thi us

‘ Na Jaanay Kya Masoom¡yat Thi Us K Chehray Par ‘ ..MOHS¡N ‘ Us Ko Mananay Say Ziyada Us Ka Rooth Jaana Acha £aga.

Q tum parindo k bare mein

Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho . . . . . . . . . Ans : Sab Kuch Acha

Merey msg mob pe dekh k app

Merey Msg mob pe dekh k app k xpressions kya hotey hain? 1.Faltu larka hai. 2.Peechey lag jata hai. 3.Smile 4.ThankGOD msg aya. 5.Isey

Kya gam hai khushi malum nahi

Kya Gam Hai Kya Khushi Malum Nahi Wo Apna Hai Ya Ajnabi Malum Nahi Jiske Bagair Ek Pal Bhi Nahi Guzrta Kaise Guzregi Ye

A to z koi 1 alphabet choose

‘A’ to ‘Z’ Koi 1 Alphabet choose kren then i’ll tell u k Life mein apko sab se zyada kya milega.?

Hai kya yeh jo tere mere darmiyaan

Hai kya yeh jo tere mere darmiyaan hai Andekhi ansuni koi dastaan hai. . Lagne lagi, ab zindagi khaali Hai meri; lagne lagi har

Wife aap ne pichle saal meri

Wife ‘Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Is baar aapka kya irada hai?’ Husband: ‘Is saal us

1 makhi doctor k pas bari buri

1 makhi doctor k pas bari buri halat me pohnchi Doctor: kya hua? Makhi: Haay! Sheikhan di chaa wich dig pae saan, Onna choos

Kya esa be hota kha ka

Kya Esa Be Hota? Kha Ka Wafa Ki Kasmian Ker Ka Haseen Waday Koi Tood Day Iraday Koi Door Ja Besay Kya Esa Be

Khird k pas khabar siwa kuch aur

Khird k pas khabar k siwa kuch aur nahin tera ilaj nazar k siwa kuch aur nahin har muqam se age muqam hai tera

Techer 2 boy ek taraf paisa hy

Techer 2 Boy: Ek Taraf paisa Hy, ek Taraf Dimag Kya Loge? Boy-paisa Techer-Galat,Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nahi hy

Wo kehta hy pathar dil log rotey

Wo Kehta Hy Pathar Dil Log Rotey Nahi ‘Faraz’. Use Kya Khabar K Chashmy Humesha Pathron Se Niklte Hain..

Railway officer was taking an interview

Railway officer was taking an interview.. Officer:Tumhe pata chale ke 2 train 1 hi track pe opposite dirction mein aa rahi hain to tum

Jigar dareeda kar diya mjy honehar qohqahun

Jigar dareeda kar diya mjy honehar qohqahun ne! Ik shoq zara kya jaga titli pakarnay ka!

Subhaki kiranboli uthodaikho kya nazarahai meine

”SUBHA”Ki ”KIRAN”Boli, Utho,Daikho kya ‘NAZARA’Hai. Meine kaha: ”RUKO” Pehle”SMS”to Kr loun Uss”dost”ko Jo Subha Se B”PYARA”Hai. *Good Morning*

Kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana

kuch faisala to ho k kidhar jana chahiye pani ko ab to sar se guzar jana chahiye har bar aeriyon pe gira hai mera

Dekh tere sansaar ki kya halaat hogai

‘Dekh Tere sansaar Ki kya halaat hogai ALTAF Kitna badal gya insan 😀 Khan Sahab ne loot liya medaan :D’

Bv sexy film dykhny k bad shoohar

BV sexy film dykhny k bad shoohar sy: G angraiz to 2 ghenty tak karty hain ap to 2 mint b nhen karty. Shohar:

Kisi se aisa rista bhi ban jata

Kisi se aisa rista bhi ban jata hai, k har cheej se pahle uska khyal ata hai, Na jane kya kehte hai is riste

Yoon hum ko sataane ki zaroorat kya

Yoon hum ko sataane ki zaroorat kya thi, Dil mera jalaane ki zaroorat kya thi. Jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota, Dil

Q agar aapki wife husband so

Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy? 1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth

jab b jee men aae mere

*’* Jab b jee men aae Mere Pass Chali Aati ho…. Ae SHAB E TANHAI Kya tera Ghr Bar Nhi hai,,???*’* *’* FRIND *’*

Kya ajab ehtisaab apna tha jaan apni

kya ajab ehtisaab apna tha.. jaan apni azaab apna tha.. kuch miley loog bhi zamana saaz.. …kuch muqaddar kharab apna tha.. ye k mukhliss

Zindagi bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi pata

ZINDAGI Bhawar mein phasi meri zindagi,.. Pata nahi kis aur jaa rahi hai,.. Guzre waqt ko dabaye hue,… Jaane kis mod par aa rahi

Abhi kya kahen sunayen ke sar e fasil e sukut e jan kuf e roz o shab

abhi kya kahen abhi kya sunayen ke sar-e-fasil-e-sukut-e-jan kuf-e-roz-o-shab pe sharar numa wo jo harf jarf charag tha use kis hawa ne bujha diya

Rab sy mohabt or insan main kya

Rab sy mohabt or insan sy mohabt main kya farq ha? insan sy mohabt apki sb sy bari kamzori ban jati hy or Rab

Kya aapko maloom hai k

Kya aapko maloom hai k .*’”’* . *”’‘*. (: Aap Yahan * ::Rehte:: * “*.:Ho:.*” “*” AUR KIRAYA BHI NAHI DETY HO!…

Depak jugnu chand sitarey aik se hain

Depak, Jugnu, chand, sitarey, aik se hain, : Ya’ni sarey ishq k marey, aik sey hain. : Hijr ki shab mein deikhh tau aa

Bv ne kameez utari shohar ki

BV ne kameez utari, Shohar ki taraf dekhte hoe shalwar b utar ker boli ‘Pata he na, kya krna he?’ Shohar: Haan kapre dhone

Lofer or offer mein kya farq hai

‘LOFER’ or ‘OFFER’ mein kya farq hai? Agr koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare t0u ‘LOFER’ Agr koi larki larkay ko propose kare

Pata nahi kya layegi rang yadi chahte

Pata nahi kya layegi rang. yadi chahte ho rehna azad, to utho, sambhalo apne desh ko mar kar in dhokhebaaz netaon ko dhakka jeet

Mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi

mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi ghar se dastar pe bat a gai hai hoti hui sar se barsa bhi to kis dasht

Chand k sath kai dard purane nikle

chand k sath kai dard purane nikle kitne gam the jo tere gam ke bahane nikle fasl-e gul ai phir ik bar asiran-e-vafa apne

Jo meri aankhon se khuwab dekho to

Jo Meri aankhon se Khuwab dekho To Aik shab bhi na So sako Gay K Laakh Chaho Na Hans sako gay Hazaar chaho na

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart) B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya? Grl: andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0

Mery sath tum raho gay to kya

Mery sath tum raho gay to kya kahy gi duniya??? Meri ek yahi tamanna, tera ek yahi bahana…

breaking aj raat govr house

* BREAKING * Aj raat govr house MQM PPP ANP k darmiyan ak eham ijlas ha jis ma ghor kya jai ga k .

Ye baat alag hai k haara hun

Ye Baat Alag Hai k Haara Hun Na Jhuka Hoon, Ik Umar Magar Zulm Ki Chaki Mein Pissa Hun, Ye Kis Nay Kaha Hai

Pink ap k ikhlaq ki wajah se

PINK- Ap k ikhlaq ki wajah se.. WHITE- Ap bohat derya dil hain. ORANGE- Ap bohat khubsorat hain. BLACK- U r dashing. YELLOW- Ap

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai, Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai, Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi

Dil se wisaal e yaar ka armaan be gaya

~Dil se wisaal-e-yaar ka armaan be gaya~ ~Dekha jo ghar udaas to mehmaan be gaya~ ~Kar li hai uss ne phir gham-e-jaana se dosti~

Ae ajnabi barishon mein bheeg kr wo

Ae Ajnabi!! Barishon mein bheeg kr, Wo aksar kaha krti thi Mujhe 2 cheezain boht pyari lgti hain, Ik barish aur ik tum, Barish

Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte

Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte, Mere dost! Yun kisi ko satya nahi karte, Ek baar yun kisi ko keh ker apna, Daman

Mat puchiye kya baat hai ab to

Mat puchiye kya baat hai, Ab to sirf bigre haalat hai. Uzala to apne mukadar me hai hi nahi Charo taraf sirf rat hi

T0ba jab banda toba karta hai tu

‘T0BA’ Jab banda toba karta hai tu ALLAH pak frishton se frmaty hain k Aaj Asmanon main chraghan kardo, frishty sbab pochty hain to

20091 class ka baccha apni miss se

2009.1 class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai.Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hun? Miss: So sweet! Baccha: To phir me apne ammi abbu

Us khamoosh number par missed call

Us KhamOosh NumbEr Par Missed Call Kartay h0 PathrOn Say Khushbu Ka Tum Sawaal Kartay h0 Kya Khabar Nahi Tum Ko .!! Rabtay Barhanay

W0 j0 muddat0n sy mila nhimai bhi

W0 J0 Mud’dat0n Sy Mila NhiMai Bhi Dh00ndne Me Thaka NhiUsay Dh00nda Maine Gali GaliK0i Ch00ri Maine Jagah NhiSab Ny Kaha Usy Bh00l JaDiL

Zindagi ki daur mein kya hai hote

Zindagi ki daur mein kya kya hai hote Dil to.dne ke log apnate kaise rawaiyaa Jo is bhanvar se ghabraa ke pichhe hatte Duba

Jaante ho raat me maza kab aata

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai? . . . Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye K K K K

Taray baghair na guzray ghee zindaghee aay

Taray Baghair Na Guzray Ghee Zindaghee Aay Dost Main Kya Karoon Gha Zamanay Ki Dostee Laiker

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum tension capsule

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Aafat ka injection ho tum, Par kya kare jhelna padta hai, Kyonki… DOSTI ka

Dil ne phir yaad kiya vo

Dil ne phir yaad kiya Vo bhi kya din the humein dil mein bithaya tha kabhi Aur hans-hans ke gale tumne lagaya tha kabhi

Kya kahen hum kaise tujhse door ho

Kya kahen hum kaise tujhse door ho gaye Haalaat se, kuch khud se majboor ho gaye Mohhabbat rula deti hai, kab ye maana tha

Kaanch ki chori kitni sada pyari

?Kaanch Ki Chori? Kitni Sada, Kitni Pyari, Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki, …College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi, Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,

Aik khargosh roz lohaar ki dukan p

Aik khargosh roz lohaar ki dukan p jata or kehta: GAJAR hai? lohaar inkar kr deta. Aik din lohaar ko ghussa aya or us

Jo gham seeno ma paltay ha zakham

jo gham seeno ma paltay ha zakham jo dil pa lagtay ha kisi ki bewafai sa gharor-o-benyazi sa to kia wo daagh dhuL jatay

Kon kehta hai shararat se tumein dekhtey

kon kehta hai shararat se tumein dekhtey hain jaan e man ham to mohabbat se tumhein dekhtey hain tum ko maaloom nahi tum ho

Shadi k waqt sab se mushkil kam

Shadi K Waqt Sab Se Mushkil Kam Kya Hy? Larki Se Bat Krna? Ni Kiss Karna? Ni Pyar Karna? Ni So Jana? Ni .

Us ne dur rehne ka mashvara bhi

Us Ne Dur Rehne Ka Mashvara Bhi Likha He, Sath Hi Muhabat ka wasta Bhi Likha He.. Usne Ye Bhi Likha He Mere Ghar

Main aap ko kya bhejun barish

Main Aap ko kya Bhejun? Barish ki Pehli boond Aasman ka Sab se roshan Tara Shaakh par khila Surkh Gulaab Muthi mein Qaid ek

Dosti kya hai ans pyaar ans

Dosti kya hai? ans——– pyaar kya hai? ans——- Rishta kya hai? ans—— zindagi kya hai? Ans—– Hum aap ke liye kya hain? ans-jawab lazmi

Ab aye ga maza iyou khali

Ab Aye Ga Maza I__________YOU Khali Jagah Mein Aap Mere Liye Kya Likhna Chahte Ho? Select From These 07 12 19 38 51 55

Teree wafa se kya ho talaafee ki

teree wafa se kya ho talaafee, ki dahar meiN tere siwa bhee ham pe bahut se sitam huve

Zakham itne gehre hain izhar kya karte

Zakham itne Gehre hain Izhar kya karte Hum khud Nishana ban gaye waar kya karte Mar gaye Hum magar Khuli Rahi Aankhen Ab is

Us ki biwi ky hum kya tareef

Us ki biwi ky hum kya tareef karte Faraz Kale thai us ke gal aur safaid thai bal Y.ALI CREATION

humko kya thakayegi mehshar ki

*. . .Humko kya Thakayegi Mehshar ki Bhaag dourr, Hum Majlis_e_*HussaiN* a.s K halkon Mein pale hein. . .* .*.sAlAaM yA hUsSa!N a.S.*. (Mohsin

A true love subha se sham

‘A True Love’ Subha se Sham tak Sakht Mehnat or kam k bad jab ghar gya. To Baap ne pocha, kya kamaya? BV ne

Ye jo berukhi hay baja nhi

Ye Jo Be=rukhi Hay Baja Nhi, Ye Adaaein Kiun, Ye Gharoor Kya Ye Guraiz Kis liye Is Qadar, Ye Khafa Khafa Se Huzoor Kya,

Honton pay baat aaye tou kya karon

Honton Pay Baat Aaye Tou Kya Karon? Koi Itna Yaad Aaye Tou Kya Karon? Dil Karta Hai Ke Us Ko Aik Lamhe Ke Liye

Dil khali hai ashiyan bhi sa lage

Dil Khali hai, Ashiyan bhi, Khali sa lage, Tum Bin Muje yeh jahan bhi, Khali sa lage, Tadap raha hu teri yadon me o

Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare

Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare, jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare, tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum, jab saath

Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar

AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL SAKTA HOON SARDAR NE US ADMI KE SAR PER

Pathan k bhai mathe pe machar betha

Pathan k bhai k mathe pe machar betha tha. pathan ne danda mara to machar k sath bhai b mar gaya. Baap: O begherat

Foji prade k doraan ek officer ny

Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.? Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy Oficer: Ye

1st pathan oye agar raat ko neend

1ST PATHAN: Oye agar raat ko neend na aaye tu kya kiya jaye..? 2ND PATHAN: 0 yara neend ka intzar karnay se tu behtar

Kabhi aati hai khamoshi se chupke

Kabhi Aati Hai Khamoshi Se Chupke Se Dheeme Dheeme Se Sargoshi Se Aahista Aahista Andheri Raat Mein Bheegi Barsaat Mein Kabhi Veerane Mein Kabhi

Gustakh e rasool aur gustakh e auliya e kiram lanat he aise kamino

GUSTAKH-E-RASOOL AUR Gustakh-E-AULIYA-E-KIRAM LANAT HE AISE KAMINO PE.. Iman ke Lutere WAHABI RASHID GANGOHI: JO SHAKHS ALLAH KE SIWA KISI DUSRE (HUZOOR) KO ILM-E-GAIB

Jab kya main ne tu aqrar pathar

Jab Kya Main Ne Tu Aqrar Kya Pathar Se,,, Yani Pathar Ne Bohat Piyar Kya Pathar Se Main Tu Pathar Tha Mera Dil Bhi

Gham e firaaq sey pehlay shab visaal

gham e firaaq sey pehlay shab e visaal key baad hai aur kya jisay dekhien teray jamaal key baad tamam umr katti intezar mein

isko bujhne se bachale ae gham

*’* Isko Bujhne Se Bachale Ae Gham E Yaran Ki Raat ! Aakhri Aansu Ye Qarb E Raaegan Ki Kaeinat !! *’* Ek Hi

Laute jo teri bazm se hare thake

Laute jo teri bazm se hare thake hue Ab sochte hai rounakein aundhe pade hue Wo bhale jo bahar ke jaate chale gaye Ab

Dulha plz bilkul sch btana k shadi

Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki

Boymay i kiss u girlno boy may

Boy:may I kiss u? Girl:no Boy: may I kiss u? Girl: no Boy: may I kiss u pls Girl: kutty kminay me koi teachr

Unse haal e dil kahoon na hai bahut

Unse Haal-E-Dil Kahoon Na Kahoon Hai Bahut Mushkil Kahoon Na Kahoon Jo Mere Waqt-E-Dafan Roya Hai Zar-Zar Wahi Hai Mera Kaatil Kahon Na Kahon

Rehte hain dor to kya hua hum

Rehte hain dor to kya hua hum juda to ni bat ni kar saktey to kya hua hum khafa to ni na milna humari

Ab aur kya kisi se marasim burhaein

Ab aur kya kisi se marasim burha‘ein hum Yeh bhi bohut hai, tujhe bhool ja‘ein hum Sehra-e zindagi mein koyee dosra na tha Sunte

1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay

1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Diya, Mangetar (Khüsh HoKar) Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya Hai..? Chor Ne Jawab Diya

Tumhari duniya me ji rahe hai hum

Tumhari Duniya Me Ji Rahe Hai Hum,. Kabhi Kabhi Yaad Kar Liya Karo,. Maut To Kal Aani Hai Sabko. Tumhare Bin Jite Hai Kaise.

Memon apnay betay ki petaai laga raha

MEMON Apnay Betay Ki Petaai Laga Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha Kya Huwa Q Maar Rahay Ho Bacchey Ko? *MEMON: Kya Bataun Janab Maine

Doosre ramzan tak darmiyani muddat k gunahon

doosre Ramzan tak’ Darmiyani Muddat k Gunahon ko mita dene wale hain jab k baray Gunahon se Ijtinab kya jaye.’ (Sahi Muslim Kitab Ut

Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki pyaar

Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki, pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, dur se hi khabar hai

Ek ajeeb se daldal mein dhasti chali

ek ajeeb se daldal mein dhasti chali jaa rahi hoon rishton ke aise bhavarr mein phasti chali jaa rahi hoon na jaane kya hul

Jab subha uttho to kalma tayyba parho

Jab subha uttho to Kalma Tayyba parho Q k marne k baad jab qabar me Farishte humse sawal jawab karne aengay or humain utthaengy

Kya aap ne kabhi bhoot ko plastic

Kya aap ne kabhi ‘BHOOT’ ko plastic cover mey liptey dekha hai? Nahi Waqai nahi? Such me nahe deakha To Apna NADRA ka ID

Jin kya hukm he mre aqa admi

jin: kya hukm he mre aqa admi: khi to usa road bana jin: imossible admi: mri wife ko mre under karo jin: road single

Ek charsi 3rd floor se neeche gir

Ek charsi 3rd Floor Se Neeche Gir Gaya Log Uske Ird-Gird Jama HoGaye Or Poocha: Kya Hua Bhai? Charsi: Pata Nhi Mai Khud Abi

Yoon saray apny rastay badal gaye kuch

Yoon saray apny apny rastay badal gaye, Kuch pichy ruk gaye to kuch aagay nikal gaye. Halaat ki dhoop zara si tez kya hui?

Parveen shakir hua jo kuch bhulana

”Parveen Shakir” Hua jo kuch, bhulana chahiye tha Usey Ab laut Aana chahiye tha Ye sara bojh mere sar pe Q hai Usey bhi

Main apnay dil ki kahani suna k

Main Apnay Dil Ki Kahani Suna K Aaya Houn, Kabhi Roya Na Tha Jo Us Ko Rula K Aaya Houn. Tamam Umar Ki Jageer

Principal agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA

Paas meray hai sub kuch bus

Paas meray hai sub kuch, Bus wo ik sath nahi, Pyar karnay walay tu bahut hain magar, Koi us jaisi zaat nahi, Jis k

Is mohabbat ne ksa kamal kar dala

Is mohabbat ne ksa kamal kar dala HUm ko udasiyon ki misaal kar dala Kabi mile tu pochen gy aik dooje se K kis

Hokar sharminda gunaho sy tu sajde me

Hokar Sharminda Gunaho Sy Tu SAJDE Me Ja To Sahi Wo Krega Maf Tjhe 2 Ashk Bha To Sahi Rhegi Chandni Qbar Mai Tere

Ye zaraf humara tha k humne paish

Ye zaraf humara tha k humne paish kya khud ko nilaami me MaNs0oR Magar tum me itni auqat kaha k tum humko khareed sako.

1 aqalmand insan ka bewakoof insan se

1 Aqalmand Insan ka 1 Bewakoof insan Se Sawal: . . ‘Sari Dunya Tumhain Bewaqoof Kyun kehti he? . . . . . .

Shadi ki 14th anniversary pe husband gehri

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch me tha. Wife: Kya soch rahay ho? Husband: Yad hy, Jub tumharay abu ne date pe

Q teri khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jati

Q Teri Khamoshi Mujhe Khamosh Kar Jati Hai Q Teri Udasi Mujhe Udas Kar Jati Hai Kya Rishta Hai Mera Or Tera Jo Har

Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k

Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal b jaon, Husbnd: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or

Savera kya hua sitaron ko bsavera bhool

Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko b(Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aya, chand ko bhool gye. Gujre kya pal hamare SMS

Medical ghazal chalo ao ab mosam

MEDICAL GHAZAL Chalo ao Ab mosam Ka Maza Chakhen Tamam Dawain Bachoun Ki Pohonch Se Door Rakhen Tum Se Milne Ki Ab Kya Justujo

Grammar teachr 2 sardr jamila rozana

Grammar teachr 2 Sardr: ‘jamila rozana larkon se milti he’ Batao is jumley mein jamila kya he? . . . . . . .

Me apne dil ki kahani suna k

Me Apne Dil Ki Kahani Suna K Aaya hon Kabhi Roya na Tha Jo UsKo RuLa K Aaya hon TaMam Umr Ki Jageer JisKo

Aadmi apni biwi se begam dekho aaj

Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon… Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin jaarhay

1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he

1 pathn 2nd pathan se puchta he k: Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE? 2nd pathn: nh yara

Aaksar mere dil mein uthta hai yea

Aaksar Mere Dil Mein Uthta Hai Yea Sawal ”GurIYA” Gairoon Se Nibha Kar K Kya Hoogi Wo, Khush Haal…….!!!

Unko apne haal ka hisaab kya dete

Unko Apne Haal ka Hisaab Kya Dete? Sawal Saare Galat The, Hum Jawab Kya Dete? Wo Toh Lafzo Ki Hifazat Bhi Naa Kr Sake…

Chahat teri pehchan hai meri mahobbat shaan

Chahat Teri Pehchan Hai Meri, Mahobbat Teri Shaan Hai Meri, Hoke Juda Tujse Kya Reh Paunga, Tu To Aakhir Jaan Hai Meri…

Chinese scientists ne tehqiqaat k baad

Chinese Scientists Ne Tehqiqaat K Baad Ye Inkashaf Kya Hai. K Surmaee Chupkali Ko Agar Ubaal Kar Dhoop Main Sukha Kar. Papar Jesa Crunchi

Ishq sehra ha k darya kbi sochy

Ishq sehra ha k darya kbi sochy Wo B Us sey kya ha Mera nata kbi sochy Wo B Han Ma tanha hon ye

Wo khuwab tha k khayal meri chahatoon

Wo khuwab tha k khayal tha meri chahatoon ka azab tha, Meri zindagi ki wo bhool thi wo gunnah tha ya sawab tha, Jo

Janey phir kyun kuhd ko mujhse

Janey Phir Kyun? Kuhd ko Mujhse Kuda kya usne, Jo na krna tha wo kya usne, Yaad Karny sy b na Yaad Aaon, Aisa

1 sardar apni maa ki qameez aur

1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehan k bazar mein ghoom raha tha Kisi ne poucha yeh kya fashion hai?

Tute dile se phucho dard kya hota

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