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Dayar e gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu

dayar-e-gair mein kaise tujhe sada dete tu mil bhi jata to tujhe ganwa dete tumhin ne ham ko sunaya na apna dukh warna dua

Friends dost wo nhi jo ap k

FRIENDS, Dost wo nhi jo ap k kam aye dost wo hy jo apki T-Shirt Mang kr LeJaye 0r kabi wapis Na kre Dost

Gazal mat pochiye kahan ja k

‘GAZAL’ Mat pochiye kahan ja k dil laga liya humny khud par heran hon ye kya kiya humny Log apni muhabt k afsane sunate

Hum toa abbas as k sana gar

Hum Toa Abbas (A.S) K Sana Gar Hain Hum Ko Maloom Hai Wafa Kya Hai Khak Paye Janab e Qambar (A.S) Hain Hum Ko

Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh

Jane kya apki aankon ne kaha hai

Jane Kya Apki ‘Aankon’ Ne Kaha Hai Humse … … … … … … … Aaj Kal Shaher Mein Har Shakhs Khafa Hai Humse

Mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi

mushkil hai ab shahar main nikle koi ghar se dastar pe bat a gai hai hoti hui sar se barsa bhi to kis dasht

Zindagi k safar main gardishon ki dhuop

Zindagi K Safar Main Gardishon Ki Dhuop Main Jab Koi Saya Nahin Milta To Yad Ati Hai Maan – Piyaar Kehtey Hain Kisey Our

Chaly jayn gy anqreeb tjhy tere hal

Chaly jayn gy Anqreeb tjhy tere hal py chor kr..! ‘a’ !..Qadar kya hoti hai ye tujhy waqt sikha dy ga

Juda hain to kya hua doori nahin

Juda hain to kya hua doori to nahin, Baat bhi na ho aisi majboori to nahin. Nazar nahin aate ho aap to kya hua,

Zindagi se puchu ye kya chahti hy

Zindagi” se puchu ye kya chahti hy, BS” ek teri wafa chahti hy, ”Ktni ”MASOOM” or nadan hy ”Zindagi” khud ”BEWAFA” hy or wafa

Anmol moti logon se milte waqt

..ANMOL MOTI.. *-Logon Se Milte Waqt Itna Mat Jhuko K Uthte Waqt Sahara Lena Pare *-Zuban Ki Hifazat Dolat Se Ziada Mushkil Hai *-Gareeb

Wo larki shayad paghal thi din raat

Wo larki shayad paghal thi Din raat hi gum sum rehti thi Kuch sharam-o-haya ka paikar thi Kuch naram mizagi rakhti thi Aankon me

Arz kia hai pankha chale tu

Arz Kia Hai Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai Wah Wah Pankha chale tu hawa deta hai Bhai Wah Wah Pankha chale tu hawa

b0y tumharay pen main ink nae

*. .B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0 apna number t0

Height of over smartness college boy

Height of Over Smartness! College Boy Ne Larki se Poocha: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Girl: Mujhe Sab Behan Kehte Hain. . . . Boy:

1 pathan ne apni honay wali biwi

1 Pathan ne apni honay wali biwi se kaha :Tumhe engagment pr kya doun Larki Mujhe 1 ring de dena Pathan Mobile pr ya

Teacher tumhary papa kya kaam kartay hain

Teacher: Tumhary Papa kya kaam kartay hain? Bacha: ‘KFC’ k Maalik hain. Teacher: Nice, KFC ka kya matlab hai? Bacha: ‘KAKA FRUIT CHAAT.’

Tute dile se phucho dard kya hota

Tute dile se phucho dard kya hota ha Koi pass hokar bhi dur jab hota ha Hum nahi kehta ke us ka kusur ha

Hawa khane k lye me thori dair

Hawa khane k lye me thori dair chatt pe kya gaya. faraz Logo ne shor macha dya k Chand nazr aaYa Chand nazr aaYa…*?

Ab to board k pprs ki tayari

Ab to board k pprs ki tayari krte krte ye haal hogya., fArAz K ammi pochen khanay main kya khaoge? to hum boltay hain

Din ko mismaar huwe raat tameer

Din Ko Mismaar Huwe Raat Ko Tameer Huwe Khwab Hi Khwab Faqt Rooh Ki Jageer Huwe Umar Bhar Likhty Rahy Phir B Warq Saada

1 aadmi apni biwi se jaan kya

1 Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Jaan Kya Tumhara Dil Kabhi Chahta Hai K Tum Mard Hotin? Biwi: Nahi! Magar Mera Dil Ye Zaroor Chata

Dil mein basaaa rakhaaa hey tayri waffaaaon

DiL Mein Basaaa Rakhaaa Hey Tayri Waffaaaon Koo, Aaankhon Main Chupaaa Rakhaaa Hai Tayri Adaaon Koo, Iss Jahaan Main Kya Doon Tumain Bataaon, Hoo

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya.. Bel bjae to ek chota bacha bahir nkla.. Admi bola: beta apke abu ghr par hai?? Bacha:

Nikale the kahan jane ke liye pahunche

nikale the kahan jane ke liye pahunche hai kahan malum nahi, ab apne bhatakte kadamon ko manzil ka nishan malum nahi, barbaad wafa ka

Ik bat kahon agar sunte ho

Ik bat kahon agar sunte ho , Tum mujh ko achay lagte ho Kuch chanchal se kuch chup chup se , Kuch pagal pagal

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta tha ‘Ghulail bnaoun ga aur chirya ko maron ga’ 1 din usko paglon k doctor k pass ly

Class room mein urdu grammer ki

Class room mein Urdu Grammer ki class ho rhi thi Teacher: ‘Umer ko aurton mein dil chaspr nhi hai’ is jumly mein ‘Umer’ kya

Allama iqbal ne parinde se pocha

Allama Iqbal ne parinde se pocha..! Kya tumhe asmaan se girne ka dar nhi hai ..? Parinde ne kaha . . . . .

Wife main kya karon mai to lot

Wife: Main kya karon mai to lot gai, Hasband: Keun kya huwa janu, Wife: Aaj ek naw jawan hensam larka yaha aya, Hasband; To

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha

Daal mein jo kala hai ji wo

daal mein jo kala hai ji wo garam masala hai ji aik pal ki humein khabr nahein maghr mansooba sau salaa hai ji usay

Tery shehar sy paya b to kya

Tery Shehar Sy Paya B To Kya Paya Me Ny, Bhanwar Me Doob Gaya SeHra NaHi Paya Me Ny. Ro Ro K Apni Aankhen

Kya tum bhi sham ki dhehlaiz

Kya Tum Bhi ? Sham Ki Dhehlaiz Pe Aas Ka Dep Jalate Ho Aor Kisi Barg Aawara Ki Aahat Pir Darwaze Ki Janib Bhage

Jab rat k tanha lamho main

Jab rat k tanha lamho main, Koi ahat mujh se kehti hai, Iss dil main halchal rehti hai, Koi jugno pas se guzre tou,

Har se dola chala laadli ka

har se dola chala laadli ka Kya nazara hai yeh zindagi ka Itne naazo se paala tha hamne Har taraze sambhala tha hamne Aaye

Salesman sir aap cockroch k liye powder

Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte. Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick

Salmaan khan aaj mere baap k pas

‘Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai 18 Bikes Hai, 4 Bunglow Hai, 3 Farmhouse Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Abhishek

Honton se kabhi hont mila kar dekho

Honton se kabhi hont mila kar dekho. Mujh ko apne nazdik kabhi bula kar dekho. Maine suna ha lazat_e_lab choomnay se nasha charta ha.

Iu aj pta chlta hai k

I________U Aj pta chlta hai K ap hmary Liye kya sochty hein? Choose the number 12 38 70 19 55 68 92 99 07

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna. ‘Ik Cheez Hy Jo Agr Khushk Hy To 2 Kilo, Geeli Hy To 1 Kilo,Or Agr Jal

quran amal ki kitab

¤— QURAN —¤ Amal Ki Kitab Thi Wazefon Ki Kitab Bana Dya. Samjhne Ki Kitab Thi Parhne Ki Kitab Bana Diya. Zindon Ka Dastoor

Tum khafa q ho tumhe mujse

TUM KHAFA Q HO Tumhe mujse Gila kya hy Achanak ßerukhi itni ßtao to hua kya hy Mnaaon kis trha tumko Muje itna to

Taste this sms did u feel the

Taste this SMS Did u feel the taste of ginger? Nahi? Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!

zakhmon se gosha e dil weeran

*’* Zakhmon Se Gosha E Dil Weeran Saja Liya, Hm Ne Khizan Men Jashn E Baharan Saja Lya, *’* Suraj S Chaal Chal K

Aik charsi qabristan m chars pi raha

AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha….. Police Aa Gayi…. To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO??? CHARSI: Kuch

Akele chord jaty hoye tum acha nahi

Akele chord jaty ho,ye tum acha nahi krty, Hmara dil jalaty ho,Ye tum acha nahi krty, Kaha b tha Muhabbat hy,Muhabbat hi isay rakho,

Apni janib ik nigah e mehrban achhi

Apni janib ik nigah e mehrba’n achhi lagi aik larki larkio’n k darmia’n achhi lagI chand sa chehra sehr hai, zulf uski shaam hai

Tu nay hi sawaar kya tha mohabbat

‘~Tu Nay Hi Sawaar Kya Tha Mohabbat Ki Kashti Pay’~! ‘wasi’ Ab Nazrain Na Chura, Mujhy Doobta Dakh Kar’

Usko juda huwe bhi zamana bohat hua

Usko Juda Huwe Bhi Zamana Bohat Hua, Ab Kya Kahein Ye Qissa Purana Bohat Hua.. Hum Khud Se Nikal To Gaye Hain Per Aye

Bheegi palken geelay hont kapre bhi

Bheegi Palken.. Geelay Hont.. Kapre Bhi Num.. Num Se Hain Hum.. Hain Saawan k Deewane Aap Bhi Shayad, Hum Se Hain Aap k Dil

Din apnay guzartay hain chiragon ki manind

Din Apnay Guzartay Hain Chiragon Ki Manind Her Subah Ko Bujh Jana Her Shaam Ko Jal Jana Bachon Ki Si Fitrat Hai Hum Ahl-e-Muhabbat

Usay pehli br bus ma dekha tha

Usay pehli br BuS ma dekha tha Wo mere samny wali seat pr bethi thi Wo br br muje sir sy pao tk dekh

Tarap k dekho kisi ki chahat mein

Tarap k dekho kisi ki chahat mein. to pta chale k intzar kya hota hai, yunhi mil jaye agr koi bina tarpay to kaise

Hazrat ali ra se ek shaks ne

Hazrat Ali (R.A) se Ek shaks ne muslman hone k bad kaha k dor-e-jahiliat me mene manat mani thi k mujhe beta peda hoga

Ae hasratedeedar ye kya raaz hai akhir

Ae Hasrat_e_Deedar Ye Kya Raaz Hai Akhir,,, Wo Samnay Aatay Hain To Dekha Nhi Jata

Do u knw glass tootey to kya

Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai? Dhuzy? No dhooz?? No thishh?? Nahi bhae Ami ki awaz aati hai “arey kambakht,

Kyun bhool gaye hm ko rishta to

Kyun bhool gaye hm ko, rishta to purana tha Ik ye b zamana hai, ik wo b zamana tha Rangeen fizayein thi, shokh adayein

Tumhari yad ati hai to hum ansu

Tumhari Yad Ati Hai To Hum Ansu Bhatay Hain, Guzaray Thy Kabhi Jo Sath Din Wo Yaad Atay Hain, Isi Umeed Pe Hum Ne

humko kya thakayegi mehshar ki

*. . .Humko kya Thakayegi Mehshar ki Bhaag dourr, Hum Majlis_e_*HussaiN* a.s K halkon Mein pale hein. . .* .*.sAlAaM yA hUsSa!N a.S.*. (Mohsin

Ghazal marnay k bad mri ye kahani

‘GHAZAL’ Marnay k bad mri ye kahani likhna, kaisy hui barbad mri ya jawani likhna, ye likhna usy intazar bhat tha kisi ka, Aakhri

Marne se bhi pahle mar gaye the

Marne se bhi pahle mar gaye the Jeene se kuchh aise dar gaye the Raste me jahaaN talak diyay the Saare mere hum-safar gaye

Mere paas email hai facebook orkut twitter

Mere Paas Email Hai, Facebook Hai, Orkut Hai, Twitter Hai, Mobile Ha, …Sms Package Ha Tere Paas Kya Hai? . . Smart Answer: .

Neend se kya shikwa kru main

neend se kya shikwa kru main ‘mahroz’ qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe sonay nhi deta q qasoor to us

haal kaisa

*;*;*; Haal *( ‘._.’ )* Kaisa >’)(‘< Hai ,(‘)(‘), Janab Ka, Kya Khayal Hai Apka, Humari to light gai HO HO HO tumhari bhi

Barbad e gulistan karne bas ek hi ullu kafi

Barbad-e-gulistan karne bas ek hi ullu kafi tha ..yahan…har shaakh pe ullu baitha h..anjame gulistan kya hoga

Vo jaane kya baat huijo aap meri

Vo jaane kya baat hui,jo aap meri zindgi me aa gaye.. Vo jaane kya baat hui,ke hum muskura gaye.. Vo jaane kya baat hui

Wo hume bhol gya tu kya tajube

wo hume bhol gya tu kya tajube hai yha tu log khoda tak bhol jate hai

Teri har khata manzoor hai tera

TERI HAR KHATA MANZOOR HAI, TERA HAR SHIKWA KABOOL HAI, NAHI JANTE K KYA RISHTA HAI TUJH SE, PAR JO BHI HAI WOH TAHE

Larkiyon se kya dosti karna jo

Larkiyon Se Kya Dosti Karna Jo Pal Bhar Me Chor Jati Hain Dosti Karni Hy To Larko Se Karo Jo Marne K Baad B

F0r men only v0 kya cheez hai

F0r Men OnlY, v0 KYa Cheez hai J0 ‘Bv’ Apne Sh0hr K0 Saari Zndgi Nhi Laine Daiti, * * Grls, Plz D0nt See the

Sardar beta ye kaisi machis lay kar

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar

A girl ask to qari sb wo

A girl ask to Qari sb. wo kya hai jo cow k pas 4 or mere pas 2 hain Qari sb = legs Girl=

har aan ek ibtala meh

*. . .Har Aan Ek Ibtala Meh Tu Hai. . .* Ab Kaun Si Karbala Meh Tu Hai,, Noha Bhi Tu Hai Noha_gar Bhi,,

16 yrs 25

16 yrs /(.)=(.) 25 yrs /( . )=( . ) 36yrs /( . )=( . ) kya samjy? Zyada SMS prhogy to itna bara

Techer 2 boy ek taraf paisa hy

Techer 2 Boy: Ek Taraf paisa Hy, ek Taraf Dimag Kya Loge? Boy-paisa Techer-Galat,Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nahi hy

Ae dushman e hussain as muqadar ki

Ae Dushman e Hussain (A.S) Muqadar Ki Baat Hai Hum Haq K Sath Aur Tu Batil K Sath Hai Dhoonda Toa Mil Hi Jaye

Chand lamhon ki zindgani hai nafrton se

Chand Lamhon Ki Zindgani Hai Nafrton Se Jiya Nhi Karty Lagta He Dushmano Se Guzarish Karni Paray Gi Dost To Ab Yaad Kya Nahi

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahi ho sat

Tu rahe teri aarzoo mein rahoon justajoo

tu rahe teri aarzoo rahe meiN rahooN teri justajoo rahe tere jaur-o-sitam pe khamosh hooN kuch to ishq ki aabroo rahe inaayat itni kar

Aan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari jaan

aan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari, Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari, Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari, Ab tumse kya chhupaana,

Maine qismt ki lakeeron per yakeen karna

Maine qismt ki lakeeron per yakeen karna chor diya hai …..muskan….. Jab insaAn bdal sakta ha to ye lakeerein kya cheez hain,………,?

Load sheding me kya zulm nhi huye

Load sheding me kya kya zulm nhi huye hmary sath ‘Do$t’ Nala khench dia kisi ne generatr ki rassi smjh kr. (‘-‘) /) )_//_

Mohabbat mujhse kr k kya karo gay

Mohabbat MuJhse Kr K Kya Karo Gay TUM, MuJhko Apne Dil Mai Basa Kr Kya Karo Gay TUM, Muqadaar Hamare Milengay Nahi Tumse, Phir

Knowlege of the week afghanistan wahid

Knowlege of the week. Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis main train nai chalti Dunya main sab se bara school CHICAGO main hai Dunya main

Ye fill karo abhi plz q1

Ye Fill Karo Abhi Plz: Q1. Agr Aap 1 Din K Liye Mere 7 Ghomne Chalty To Kahan? Ans= Q2. Agr Aap Hamare Rishte

Ae allah main tuj se dua sirf

Ae Allah main tuj se DUA sirf is liye mangta hoon k tera hukm hai warna main kon hota hon tuje mushwara dene wala

Nigahen darr pe kaan aahat pr

Nigahen darr pe, kaan aahat pr, dharkan tez, lab saaket, . Nahi maloom dil ka kya baney, Qaasaid k aaney takkk…

Answers me honestly1tanhae main kis ki kami

Answers Me Honestly 1:Tanhae main kis ki kami feel hoti hai ? Ans. 2: log izhar-e-mhbt kyo krte hain?Ans. 3:ap ko kis ki zarort

Macchal uthti hai shakhein aur shagoofay raqss

Macchal uth’ti hai shakhein, aur shagoofay raqss karte hain Hawa jab gudgudati hai tu pattay raqs karte hain Jahan yak’ rang ho jayen khudi

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi hoti Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti Nanhi chiti jab dana lekar chalti hai Chadti

Santa ek din rat ko 10 15 gulaab

Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya Jaisi Hi Biwi Ne Ye Dekha To Biwi Khushi Ke Maare Sare

Rehnewalon se nahi jaanewalon pucho ki zindgi

Rehnewalon Se Nahi, Jaanewalon Se Pucho Ki Zindgi Kya Cheez Hoti Hai. Panewalon Se Nahi, Khonewalon se Pucho Ki Izzat Kya Cheez Hoti hai.

Kisi se gila kya kerna is jahan

Kisi se gila kya kerna is Jahan main .*’*.*’*. ‘* FARAZ*’ ‘*,*’ Shayad Ab Hum he Yaad k qabil nahi rahay,.,.

2 pyaj 3 lahsun 5 gm

2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.

Hasrat hay tumhari deed karain tum

Hasrat Hay Tumhari Deed Karain Tum Aao To Hum Bhi Eid Karain… Kuch Dair To Dil Ko Chain Milay Kuch Roz To Man Ka

Main jurm ishq main jurmishq karon motbar

(‘*Main Jurm-€-Ishq*’) Main Jurm_€_Ishq Karon Mot’bar Banaaon Use, Phir Us Se Munsafi Chahoon Aur Azmaoon Use, Main Kar’z_€_ Tamna Main Zakhm Zakhm Sahi, Talab

ustadpappu agar tumhary pass 4 toffee

*. .Ustad:~Pappu agar tumhary pass 4 toffee hain aur tum woh Aamir, Akram, Aslam, Saleem ko day do to tumhary pass kya bachay ga?

Dil dhadakta hai dekhkar unhe kya

Dil dhadakta hai dekhkar unhe, Dil dhadakta hai dekhkar unhe, Kya kahen ki dhadkan ban gaye hain wo is dil ke liye….

Mit chuki he meri hr khushi

mit chuki he meri [email protected] khushi muskurane se kya fayda mere daman me he dag tera ab mitane se kya fayda lut gai he

Imam azam abu hanifa benamazi ko

Imam Azam Abu Hanifa : ‘BeNamazi ko Qaid me dal diya jay Us wqt tk jb tk Toba na kr le’ Imam Shafi: ‘Be

Aap se mil k hum kuch badal

aap se mil k hum kuch badal se gaye sher parhney lagey gun gunaney lagey pehley mashoor thi apni sanjeedgi ab to jub dekheye

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa

Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay Biwi ne bola to shohar ne bache ko doosre kamre mein lita

Kya likhu dil ki haqeeqat aarzoo behosh

kya likhu dil ki haqeeqat aarzoo behosh hai….’H’ khat pe aansoo beh rahey hai aur kalam khaamosh hai…

Gazal khoda k pas sy aya

GAZAL KHODA K PAS SY AYA HY KHODA K PAS HI JANA HY DONYA KI ESH ME NA PR A INSAN YE MAT BHOL

1 pathan apne pas inchi

*. . .1 Pathan apne pas INCHI TAPE Rakh k Soota tha Biwi Khan tum yeh kya karta hy? Pathan Hum dekhna chata hy

Woh pani ki lehron pe kya likh

woh pani ki lehron pe kya likh raha tha khuda jane harf-e-dua likh raha tha likha jisne novel wafa ka adhura wohi pyar ki

Aansoo bhar aaye aankh mein har ikk

Aansoo Bhar Aaye Aankh Mein Har Ikk Hansi Ke Baad Gham Ban Gaya Naseeb Maira Har Khushi Ke Baad Nikla Tha Kaarwaan Mohabbat Ki

Kya rakha hai apni zindagi k iss

Kya rakha hai apni zindagi k iss afsanay may kch guzri hai usay chahnay may, kch guzar jayegi usay bhulany may….

Yaad aatey ho to jati hain nam

Yaad Aatey Ho To Ho jati Hain nam Aankhen ..’mOHSin’.. Kya Tasawur Mein B Staney ki Qasam khai Hai.

Kuch kha tha ter yaad ma

‘Kuch £¡kha Tha Ter¡ YaAd Ma¡’ Meray Aansuo0n Ne M¡ta d¡Aa., Dosto0n Se Chhupa¡ Th¡ D¡£ k¡ BaAt’ Meray Chehray Ne Sab kuch Bata

Sex k baad girl frend pehla jumla

Sex k baad Girl Frend pehla Jumla kya bolti hai? ‘I Love U’ No. ‘Enjoyed it’ Wrong. ‘How Romantic’ Wrong. she says . .

Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon. Malikan: Kon kehta hai? Nokrani: Sahib.

Sardar ka padrosi mr gya wo usky

Sardar ka Padrosi Mr Gya: Wo Usky Ghr Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gay. sardar: Lo Batao,

Tum ho to kya ho hum

Tum Tum Ho To Kya Tum Ho?? Hum Hum Hai To Kya Hum Hai?? Wo Goal Gappa Hi Kya Jis Me Paani Kam Ha!!

A true love subha se sham

‘A True Love’ . Subha se Sham tak Sakht Mehnat or kam k bad jab ghar gya . To . Baap ne pocha, kya

Kya phir ho gai mujhse he koi

Kya Phir ho gai Mujhse He Koi Khata Ye Dil is Qadar Darta Q Hai. Woh Rooth Jata Hai Mujhse Najane Dil-e-Nadan Usey Manata

Girl doctor se meri skin boht soft

Girl: (Doctor se): Meri skin boht soft, mulayam, or sensitive hai or rang b boht gora hai, sone se pehle kya laga k soya

tune jitna pyar kya tha dukh

*’* Tune Jitna Pyar Kya Tha, Dukh Bhi Mujhe Utna Hi Dya Hai, *’* Ye B Hai Ek Tarah Ki Muhbt, Men Tujh S,

Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh

Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai..? Sulagta Jism Nashili Aankhen Kapkapate Hont Thartharata Badan Agar hai To usko DENGI VIRUS hai.

Aaj ka pyaar man ki aasha

Aaj Ka Pyaar Man ki aasha Tan ka pyaar Ishq hai ek vyapaar Sauda hota hai Anmol rishton ka Kisi ki chahat ka Kisi

Kuch log matlab k liye dhundte hain

Kuch Log Matlab K Liye Dhundte Hain Mjhko Bina Matlab Jo Aye To Kya Baat Hy Qatal Kr K To Sab Ly Jeynge Dil

Sardars friend yar kal meine kitni baar

Sardars friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya Q nahi? Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai, woh kya

Dastaras me nhi haalaat tujhe kya maaloom

Dastaras me nhi haalaat tujhe kya maaloom? Ab zaruri hy mulaqaat tujhe kya maaloom? Raat k pichlay peher neend shikan tanhai, Kese karti hy

Ja raha hai mera sms na jane

Ja raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega? pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega, agar delete na hoga

Ye husn wale wafa ki qeemt kya

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