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Aik aalo ne bhindi k number

Aik aalo ne Bhindi k number pe love u ka msg beja, Bhindi ne usy phone kr k bura bhala kaha aur boli,, Shut

Mohbat ka dhuwan ankhon me pani chor

Mohbat ka dhuwan ankhon me pani chor jata hy Ksi raste se ghum guzre nishani chor jata hy Hmhari guftguon se b wo qayil

yaadein o oo

.–,!““““““““““““! / – ,! Yaadein ! ! “-O-‘“““‘“““O‘O“-“ Pura truck Yaadon se Full kr k Bhej Rha hon Phir kehna mat k Yad Nhi

Meharbani kr k is msg ko itna

Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye “Aapa” Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi

Mohabbat mujhse kr k kya karo gay

Mohabbat MuJhse Kr K Kya Karo Gay TUM, MuJhko Apne Dil Mai Basa Kr Kya Karo Gay TUM, Muqadaar Hamare Milengay Nahi Tumse, Phir

Naqqalon se hoshyar asli sms ki pehchan

Naqqalon Se Hoshyar Asli SMS Ki Pehchan Hmara Hr SMS Anokha Or [email protected] K Meyar Mutabiq Hota Hy Purany Ghish Pity Or Bazari SMS

Kuch log matlab k liye dhundte hain

Kuch Log Matlab K Liye Dhundte Hain Mjhko Bina Matlab Jo Aye To Kya Baat Hy Qatal Kr K To Sab Ly Jeynge Dil

Broken heart ek junoon e be maani

BROKEN HEART ‘Ek junoon e be maani ek yaqeen e la haasil.. aur kya mila zaalim teri aarzo kr k’

Differenc btween love frndshp balance

Differenc Btween LOVE & FRNDSHP Balance na hotY huye b kuch b kr k cal krna is LOVE & Balance Hoty huye b 1

Tum hume mana k khud khafa hojate

Tum Hume Mana K Khud Khafa Hojate Ho, Kch Din Na Milon To Bewafa Hojate Ho, Krte Ho Tang Mjhe Apni Yaden De K

2 titliyan apas me gehri dost thin

2 titliyan apas me gehri ‘Dost’ thin 1 din dono ne game khelny ka faisla kiya. or 1 phool fix kiya k jo kal

1 larke ne larki ko dekh k

1 larke ne larki ko dekh k arz kia… Teri smile me kya chamak hy. Teri smile me..Kya.. Chamak hy . Larki smile kr

Ek c cheeta te ek khotadono hi

Ek c Cheeta te ek c khota.Dono hi shehar wich rende c Cheete ne mobiL lia te khoty ne v le lia Hun cheete

Wife janu kash ap msg hote main

Wife: Janu, kash Ap Msg hote, Main Apko save karti, jab chahe parhti, Husband: kanj0o0s, save hi kr k rakhti ya apni ksi Saheli

Teacher agar main tumhari ammi hoti to

Teacher: Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti. Student: Miss Main 1, 2 din me apne abbu se mashwara

Aakhirat ko bhool betha fikr e dunya k evaz

Aakhirat ko bhool betha fikr-e-dunya k Evaz Mout ka hamla achanak bekhabr kesa lga? Hanste hanste tu ne dunya men guzar di zindagi Ab

Pc tip ab numeric keys se

PC TIP: Ab Numeric Keys Se Alphabet Type Krein ‘ALT’ Ka Button Press Kr K 65 se 90 Tak Key Press Krein Capital Alphabet

Log quran pak ya koi kalaam

Log Quran Pak Ya Koi Kalaam e Ilaahi Dafnanay K Bjaye Usy Dariya Me Daal Dety Hain K Wo Samandar Me Chala Jaega Mgr

Yashaikh yasyed yamoulana yamakhdoom yadurwesh yakhwaja

YaShaikh YaSyed YaMoulana YaMakhdoom YaDurwesh YaKhwaja YaSultan YaShah YaGhos YaQutub YaSyedus-Sadat Jo koi 11vi Shab Ko ye 11 nam 11 khajuron pe Dm kr

Main mushkil me panjitan ki panah leta

Main mushkil me PANJITAN ki panah Leta hun. Mehfil ko zikr e ALI (a.s) Se saja Leta hun. Dunya ki Ghuftagu se Jab Dil

jin larkon aur larkiyon ki shadi

*’* Jin Larkon Aur Larkiyon Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi, Unko Chahiye K Hr Namaz K Bad Ye Amal Karen, Inshallah Faida Hoga, Hr

For job interview question brithish to sardarwhere

For job interview question. Brithish to sardar:’where is abu dabi?’ Sardar:jis qubrastan ty ammi dabi,ody naal e zara para kr k abu dabi’

Kbi abad krta hy kbi brbad

Kbi abad krta hy kbi brbad krta hy Sitam hr roz wo 1 naya ejad krta hy Ajab wo shakhs hy uski muhbat b

2 larkin ful makeup kr k

2 Larki’n Ful Makeup Kr k Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha …1st: Aaj koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: tu Tension

Wife shoping kr k i to husband

Wife shoping kr k i to husband ne darwaza khola. Wife:Ye dabba utha lo Husband:is Me zarur Mre khane ki koi cheez hogi. Wife:han

Aaj k musalmankehta ha mujhy kamyabi mil

Aaj k MUSALMAN:Kehta ha k mujhy KAMYABI mil Jay Lekin jb MASJID se din me 5 dafa awaz ati ha HAYYA ALAL FALAH(Aao kamyabi

Ek bar jan mang k tum dekho

Ek Bar Jan Mang K Tum Dekho Ek Bar Yad Kr K Tum Dekho Agr Hum Na Aye Tum Smajh Lena K SINDH jo

Mental hospital k aik room main sb

Mental hospital k aik room main sb pagal dance kr rahy thy. Bs aik pagal chup kr k betha tha., Dr.sb ne socha k

pathan apni shadi ki 1st

*. . .Pathan Apni Shadi ki 1st Nite Rom Me Entr Hua To Light Chali Gyi Pathan Sri Rat Drwzy Pe khra Rha Subha

For all boysgirls zina kr k

?^For All Boys&girls?^ Zina Kr k Insan Faqt Fahesh Amal He Nai Krta Balke Dusron Ka Maqrooz ban Jata Hy Or Ye Qarz Is

Yahan khamosh nzron ka nzara kon bnta

Yahan khamosh nzron ka nzara kon bnta hai, boht gehre samndr ka kinara kon bnta hai.. chalo hum dekhte hain khd ko ab barbad

Love story wo bus stop pe

Love story…! Wo bus stop pe khari thi,main usey dekh raha tha Wo khari thi, main himmat kr k kareeb gaya aur aahista se

Na jane log q darte hain kuch

Na Jane Log Q Darte Hain Kuch Log To SMS B Nhi Krte Hain Or Kuch Aise B Hain Ap Jaise Is Duniya Me,

Udaas men tha sara shehr ronay

Udaas men tha sara shehr ronay laga, Aaj mera sanam kisi our ka hone laga, Jin k raaste se kante uthaye hmne, Wo ab

Pakistan se zyada talent aur kahan h0ga

Pakistan Se Zyada Talent Aur Kahan H0ga..? ~[)0st~ Yahan K Larke Larkiyan T0 Aankhen Bnd Kr K Bhi Msg Type Kr Lete Hain.

Jo kuch dekhaey waqt ki raftar dekheay

Jo kuch dekhaey waqt ki raftar dekheay, kaheen sholy kaheen shabnm kaheen gulzar dekheay. lagta nai jahan main muj ko to koi khush, hr

Hadis e qudsi jo koi is taak me

¤Hadis-e-Qudsi¤ ‘Jo koi is taak me rehta he k kisi 2sry ko us k kisi aib ki wajah se Sharminda kr k us ki

Kia mila wafa kr k hazar jum

KIA MILA WAFA KR K HAZAR JUM UTHAY 1 DUA KR K

Boht dino se thi asman ki ye

Boht dino se thi asman ki ye sazish Aj poori ho gai un ki khwahish Bheeg lo apno ko yad kr k Mubarik ho

Pathan imported condom hai dukandar han

Pathan: Imported condom hai.? Dukandar: Han, size batao.? Pathan: Nahi pata Dukandar: Samny room mai table mai surakh hai us mai daal kr size

Aaj kal hazrat ali k name se

Aaj kal hazrat Ali k name se msgs boht aam hain. Aur un k name k bad A.S means ‘Alaihe salam’ lagatay hen. jabke

Jane kasa jeete hain log yadoon

jane kasa jeete hain log yadoon k sahare hum to ak sawal yad kr k sote han wo b suba bhool jate han

Salam ye humari subha savery sms srvce

Salam Ye Humari Subha Savery Sms Srvce Hy, Is Me Hum Sotey Huey Logo’n Ko Sms Kr k Jagaty Hyn Aur Un k Jaag

Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jany

Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jany Ki Dhmki Dy To Us K Ma Bap Ko Chahye Usy Ganja Kr K Bitha Den. 5

Agar tum sawal krny waly k chehray

Agar tum sawal krny waly k chehray ki izzat ko mad-e-nazar na rakh sako to inkar kr k apny chehray ki izzat ko na

3 jaga mot nahi aati 1

3 jaga mot nahi aati. . . . . . . . . 1- Jannat me . . . . 2- jahannum me .

5 zaruri batein 1 kisi islami maah

5 .Zaruri (Batein) 1-Kisi Islami Maah Ki Mubarkbad Dene Se(Jannat)Wajib Nhi Hoti 2[ALLAH]K Nam Ya Koi Wazifa Fwd Krne Se KhushKhbri Ya Aafat Nhi

shaam e tanhai gham na kr

*’* Shaam E Tanhai Gham Na Kr K Tera, Koi Bhi Hamsafar Nahi, HUM HEN, *’* Chand Se Keh Do Be Dharak Utry, Ghar

School me 400 meters ki race 1

School me 400 meters ki race me 1 larki boys se jeet gai Teacher:Ye kaise kiya? Larki:Mai peche se shlwar nichi kr k bhagi

Ghazal jab yaaden meri yaad kr k rya

‘*GHAZAL*’ Jab yaaden-meri yaad kr k röya karö gy tum, Na neend aaye gi na söya karö gy tum, Us waqt meri yaad tumhen

Attention plz agar ap koi bhi aisi

(ATTENTION PLZ) Agar Ap Koi Bhi Aisi Call Receive Karain Jo Ap Ko Kahay… ‘Hum Apki Mobile Line Check Kr Rhe Hain Or Ap

Aap meri kiss bat ki ankhen band

Aap meri kiss bat ki ankhen band kr k gawahi dy sktay hen ZahantKhubsurtiMasumiyatCharactrSadgiWafadariSnce of humorreply

Chehry ko gulabi krna ho to 2

Chehry ko gulabi krna ho to 2 andey 1 chamach lal mirch phent kr chehrey pe 5 mint msaj kr k dho len. Surkhi

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr

Manga hy rab se tujhe iltija kr k, ab door na jana kbi mjhe tanha kr k, tujhse wabasta hy zndgi apni, chahenge tujhe

Pyar karna tere bas ki baat nhi

Pyar karna tere bas ki baat nhi AY DOST Sardiyan hain Chup kr k anday vaichya kar (‘ -‘)ah /)(gram _//_ anday.

Dhal gya chaand gai raat chalo so

Dhal gya Chaand gai Raat chalo so jayen Ho chuki yadon se Mulaqat chalo so jayen Door tak goonj b nai hy kisi shehnai

Minnatain kr k usay manana tha

Minnatain kr k usay manana tha. Usay b dur mujhe b dur jana tha. Nibhatay kis tarah dosti apni. Chand pe uska ghar zameen

Loveria halal comitee k mutabik pyar ka

Loveria Halal Comitee k Mutabik, Pyar ka Chand Nazr Aa Gya Hy.. Lehaza tusday,14 Feb. ko Valentine’s Day Riwaiti Ishq-o-Muhabat k sath manaya jayega.

aik aalu ne bhindi k number

*’* Aik Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe Love U Ka Mesg Bheja, Bhindi Ne Usy Phone Kr K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli,

Har baar na kaha kr k tujay

Har baar na kaha kr k tujay chor den gey hum,FARAZ Na hum itnay Aam hein,na ye tere bus ki baat he

Meri ummat k tamaam logon gunah allah

‘Meri Ummat K Tamaam Logon K Gunah ALLAH Bakhsh Dega, Siwaey Un Logo K Jo Gunnah Kr K Logon Ko Fakhr Se Bataen K

Chehry ka nisf hissa zerenaqb kr k

Chehry ka nisf hissa zer.e.naqb kr k,, Karty hain husan waly dedaar main milawat yar0o..

Sonehri baat naiki kr k aisay

‘SONEHRI BAAT’ Naiki kr k aisay bhool jaya kro.. ..Jaisay.. Log bachi phasa kr apne doston ko bhool jatay hain!

Zindagi say gila kr k bhi roy

Zindagi’ say gila kr k bhi roy.. Mout ki dua’ kr k bhi roay.. Ajb maza’ tha Namaz-è-mohabt main Dost Ada kr k bhi

Bhoola mein tera mera nishaan saaya jo

Bhoola mein tera, mera nishaa’n Saaya jo tjhsy jura, hai mjsy juda. Ay khuda! Gr shkwa hai gunah, Kr k ho gya mein fana,

Purani kahawat hai k sotay waqt koi

Purani kahawat hai k, sotay waqt koi tension lay kr nahi sona chahiye, . . . Phir bhi . . . . . .

Sehar k waqt girti hai chaman mein

Sehar K Waqt Girti Hai Chaman Mein Is Liya Shabnam. . . K Har Pata Wazoo Kr K Kry HAMD-O-SANA RABB ki. ASLAMUALIKUM… ‘SUBHA

Pathan wapda office fone kr k bolajanab

Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do Wapda wala:kyun sir Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai

Kuch ajab rang se guzri he zindgi

Kuch ajab rang se guzri he zindgi apni, Dilon pe raaj kiya or muhabton se mehrom rahe, Hum wafa kr k b ban gaey

Ek bar palat kar to dekho has

ek bar palat kar to dekho ek bar has kar to dekho ek bar pas akar to dekaho ek bar ahsas to kr k

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni bivi

Shadi ki pehli raat Shohar Apni BIVI ko Rs.500 de kr bola Hmne ye kaam kabi Free me kiya hi nai. BIVI 200 wapis

Agr behti hui naak ko shuuuuuurrrrrr kr

Agr Behti hui Naak ko Shuuuuuurrrrrr kr k Oper charha Liya Jaaye To, . . RoOmal Hamesha Saaf Rehta Hay….. . (Zubaida Apa k

Husbnd 1st nighttum ne kbhi koi gandi

Husbnd (1st night:Tum ne kbhi koi gandi film dekhi he? Wife: Ha Hsbnd: Bs hm ne phir wese hi krna he! Wife:Tu baqi 2

1 bar jan mang k to dekho

1 bar jan mang k to dekho 1 bar yääd kr k to dekho agar hum na aye to samaj lena . Shehzada sutta

Tum bhi kr k dekh lo mohabbat

Tum Bhi Kr K Dekh Lo MOHABBAT Kisi Se., Aye D0st .. Sabzi k Paise Easyload Main na lage to Mera Nam Badal Dena..

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__,Δ___ /____,_/  .;’;’;., ,l____l__! ,,)(,, Its My House Gift 4u Agar Chaho Sale Kr K Balnc Dlwa Lo Main Road P Reh Lon

1 jan leva sawaal suppose ap

1 * *jan leva* *SawaaL* Suppose ap mere sath raat k 3 baje akele ghar me bina light k chatt ki sedhiyon par bethe

Bacha apni dadi se kya hum humesha

Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?Aap/papa/mom/behan aur maiDadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayengeBacha:

Yr aik favour chahiye thi kal se

Yr aik favour chahiye thi. kal se mein apne student ko math parhaoun ga 1st year ka. Mjhe plz bs itna bata day k

Happy nafsiati dayye msg usko bhejo jo

Happy Nafsiati Day! Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Apki Nazar Ma ap Se b Bara.Nafsyati Ho! Maine To Bhej Dia Hai,Ab Mujhe Send Kr

Apny 2010 k gunah dhone liye 100

Apny 2010 K Gunah Dhone K Liye 100 Baar Is MANTAR Ka Wird Karo. “East Or West Bini Is The Best” Or Han Ab

Minnatain kr k usay manana tha

Minnatain kr k usay manana tha. Usay b dur mujhe b dur jana tha. Nibhatay kis tarah dosti apni. Chand pe uska ghar zameen

Tum jo hansti ho to pholon ki

‘Tum jo hansti ho to pholon ki ada lagti ho, Or chalti ho to ik bad-e-saba lagti ho, Dono hathon mein chupa laiti ho

Meri ankhun ko saza mt dena phr

meri ankhun ko saza mt dena phr koe khwb dikha mt dena dor se kr k safar aey hain in parindun ko urda mt

Itni chahat ke us se k intha

Itni chahat ke us se k intha ho gai,Wo mohabt kr k phir bewfa ho gai, Main to bs chahta raha toot kar usay,bs

Boss jb me tmko marta hon to

‘Boss: jb me tmko marta hOn tO tm apna gusa kese nikalte ho? Nokar:Toilet saf kr k Boss:To ussy mera kya bigrta hy? Nokar:Toilet

Chehre ko gulabi krna ho tou 2

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker Chehre Pe 5 Mins Masage Kr K Dho Len …Surkhi Ana

All iz well remiix jb paper

=All Iz Well= ….,-==REMIIX==-,…. =Jb Paper Ho Out Of Control’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold’ =Answer Sheet Ko Kr K Fold’ =Aero Plane

Hadees jo koi is taak mein rehta

Hadees: ‘Jo koi is taak mein rehta hai k kisi doosrey ko us k kisi ayb ki waja se Sherminda kr k uski Dil

N j kn baat aakhr h

Nà jàñè kön$ì baaT aakhrì hø Nà jàñe kön$ì mulakat aakhrì hø Yè $øch kr sabkø yaad kr k søtè haìn hùM Pta nahì

Kitny masom hy zamany k log

Kitny masom hy zamany k log Qatal kr k pochty hy janza kb hy

Tarapny do abhi mujh ko mohabbt jurm

Tarapny do abhi mujh ko mohabbt jurm hy mera.. Meri ankho mai rhny do ye ansu or bheny do.. Mujhy ilzam koe do.. Mohabbt

Kr dya dil ne beqrar mujhy

Kr dya dil ne beqrar mujhy. Mil skega na ab qraar mujhy. Phool aarzoo ne zakham diye! Ishk aaya na sazgar mujhy. Teri aankhon

Ghazal hanste hain yun hi hans

*GHAZAL* Hanste hain yun hi hans kr rula jate hain log Milte hain yun hi mil kr juda ho jate hain log’ ‘Pal do

Apki lovely feelings ne mere charming

Apki lovely lovely FEELINGS ne Mere Charming Charming HEART ko Itna EFFECT kya Mene sabko REJECT kr k Apko Special ”GOOD MORNING” k liay

Mujhe humesha dua main yad rkhnawrna1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829303132ek ek

Mujhe humesha DUA main Yad RkhnaWrna1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829303132Ek Ek kr k sare dant tor dun gi.:ß

Agr namaz parhne k bhi pesay mila

Agr NAMAZ Parhne K Bhi Pesay Mila Karty, To Aaj Hm sb 5 waqt k Namazi Hoty Yaqin Nhi Rha Ksi Bhi Musalman Ko

Boht dino se nahi apne darmiyan wo

Boht dino se nahi apne darmiya’n wo shaks Udas kr k humein chal diya kahan wo shaks Chupa liya jise patt jhar k sabaz

Har raat teri yadon ko qatal kar

,?¸.•*´¨`*•.¸?Har raat teri yadon ko qatal kar k dafan kr k so jati hun……………. per yeh log bare sangdil subha teri adain teri batain

Muhabbat mujh se kr k kia kroge

Muhabbat MuJh Se Kr K Kia Kroge Tum MuJh Ko Apne Dil Me Busa Kr Kia Kroge Tum MuQaddar Humare Milenge Nhi Tumse Phir

3 jaga mout nahi aati

3 jaga mout nahi aati. . . . . . . 1- Jannat mein . . . . . . . 2- jahannum mein

Wafaaen kr k kuch nhi milega lo0g

Wafaaen Kr k Kuch Nhi Milega, Lo0g Bho0£ Jate Hai, Karni Hai To ‘Bewafai’ Kro, Sadaa Yaad Rhogy..

Appeeltamam mobile use krny waly allah sy

{APPEEL}Tamam mobile use krny waly ALLAH sy panah mangy,or ksi ksm ki HADEES yaQURANI AAYAT baghair tasdek k farward mat kary q k ye

Nafrat ho jay gi tum ko bhi

Nafrat” Ho Jay Gi Tum Ko Bhi Dunya Se, “Muhabat” Kisi Se “Beshumar” Kr K Dekhna

Jise koi musibat puhnchi or wo ko

Jise koi musibat puhnchi or wo musibat ko yad kr k INNA LILLAHI WA INNA ILEHI RAJIUN kahe agarcheh us musibat ko kitna hi

1 admi ghussay may apni bv say

1 admi ghussay may apni Bv say bola… Dil karta hai k aaj tere tukray tukray kr k phenk doan. achanak paroos say awaz

5 signs to be a student

?5 signs to be a student: 1.Ratta marne ko ‘mehnat’ kehna. 2.Hr semester k start mei ye ehad krna k ‘is semester mei sath

Sari zindagi kr k barbad ishq ki

Sari Zindagi Kr K Barbad Ishq Ki lazzat Chakh Li Hy Us Ne B Burqa Pehan Lia Hum Ne B Darhi Rakh Li Hy

Trapny do abi mujh ko muhabbat jurm

Trapny do abi mujh ko, ‘Muhabbat Jurm hy mera’ Meri ankhoon mein rehny do, Ye Aanso or behny do, Mujy ilzaam koi do, Muhabbat

Purani kahawat hai k sotay waqt

Purani kahawat hai k, sotay waqt koi tension lay kr nahi sona chahiye, . . . Phir bhi . . . . . .

Tanha udaas men tha sara shehr

Tanha ‘Udaas men tha sara shehr ronay laga, Aaj mera sanam kisi our ka hone laga, Jin k raaste se kante uthaye hmne, Wo

Meri sub sms frnds se request

Meri sub sMs fRnDs se. . Request ha. . . K plz. . . . Just sMs frwrd krne ki bajae. . Kamzkam .

Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time

Zindagi m 6 chezon ka koi time nhi 1- PIYAR 2- DOSTI 3- DOLAT 4- BIMARI 5- MOUT 6- ? ? ? . .

Meri aankhon ko saza mt dena

Meri aankhon ko saza mt dena Phir koi khuwab dikha mt dena Dor se kr k safar aaye hen In parindon ko ura mt

Pathn randi ch0dny chakly mi chla gia

Pathn Randi Ch0dny Chakly mi chla gia. Ek Rndi Psnd kr k Sex Shuru kia t0 usy mza na aia jb us ny Phudi

Mudat hoi k chehra e yar

Mudat hoi k chehra- e- yar ni dakha, wo ankhyn ni daikhen wo rukhsar ni dakha, fakt ye jan kr k greeb hun thukra

Ek admi roz subha darakht ki shaakh

Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.? Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne

Lot gaya ma to wafa dildaar sajan

?’Lot gaya ma to wafa ma dildaar sajan mere chale gaye…. senay sa lgya jin ko, ghamhawar sajan mere chale gaye… kaha b tha

Zubaida apa ki cigarette recipe 5

Zubaida Apa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe: 5 Gm Charas 1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt 2 Machis Ki Teeleya 1 Hawadar Kamra Tarkeeb: Gold Leaf

Ek chahary say to mumkin ni do

ek chahary say to mumkin ni do chahary, kaisy karty jo ishq dobara krty. ab to mil jao hummain tum k tmhari khatir, ktni

Chehre ko gulabi krna ho tou

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker Chehre Pe 5 Mins Masage Kr K Dho Len …Surkhi Ana

Aj ding dong bubble wali billi ki

Aj ‘Ding Dong bubble’ wali billi ki Barsi hy USki YAAD me 3 bar miaon miaon kr k Plz ye SMS kisi 1 ‘CARTOON’

Boss jb me tmko marta hon to

Boss: jb me tmko marta hOn tO tm apna gusa kese nikalte ho? Nokar:Toilet saf kr k Boss:To ussy mera kya bigrta hy? Nokar:Toilet

Sari hakeekto ko khwab kr k umr

sari hakeekto ko khwab kr k, umr bhar ki khushiyan seerab kar k, wo apno wado sa badal gaya FARAZ, meri adtein kharab kar

For job interview question brithish to sardarwhere

For job interview question. Brithish to sardar:’where is abu dabi?’ Sardar:jis qubrastan ty ammi dabi,ody naal e zara para kr k abu dabi’

Kehta he pal tum se ho k

Kehta he pal pal tum se ho k dil ye deewana! === ::: ,’,’,’,’, ‘,'(‘.’)/,’ ,, //, ,’, ‘ ,_/ _’,’ Sardi he janejana

Gungunaty hue aanchal ki hawa de mujhko

Gun’gunaty hue aanchal ki hawa de mujhko Ungliyan phair k baalon me sula de mujhko Yaad kr k mujhe takleef hi hoti ho gi

Sub ko saraab e wafa kr k

Sub ko saraab e wafa kr k khud pyasa rehna. Mohsin Humko lay dobay ga ay dil tera darya hona..

Aj bachon ka almi din he jin

Aj Bachon ka almi din he. Jin bachon k sath pathano ne ziadti ki he un k sath 1 Msg kr k Hamdardi kijaye!

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia aur kaha

2011 ja raha hai insan khata

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Suna hy log usy aankh bhar k

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