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Wo kon sa kutta hai jo insan

Wo Kon Sa Kutta Hai Jo Insan Ka Khun Chusta Hai? (Uska Nam ‘Z’ Se Shuru Hota Hai) . . . Answer: Zantier South

uljha hun ye soch kr hwa

*’* Uljha Hun Ye Soch Kr Hwa Se, Men Shehr Ka Akhri Diya Hun ! *’* Din Bhr Ki Tapish Men Kon Jhulse! Men

unique mujhe dil apna de ker

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-UniQue-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= MUJHE DIL APNA DE KER AAJ MEHRBAAN HO JAO, MERE DIL MAIN UTER KER MERE JAAN BAN JAO, MAIN KON HOON, KIYA HOON

Miyaan wo din gaye ab ye

miyaan wo din gaye, ab ye himaakat kon krta hy? wo kya kehte hain usko. . . ? haan mohabbat… kon krta hy…???

Tital yeh kon nahi jitna woh roth

Tital yeh kon nahi jitna woh roth gaya hum say yeh kon nahi janta Hum tanha hain us k bina yeh kon nahi janta

Mat parh chor day aray janey

Mat Parh Mat Parh Chor Day Mat Parh Aray Janey Day Abay Mat Parh Chal Mera Keya Jata Hai Parh Lay Mainey Kon Sa

Hmse wafa k bare mn jo chaho

HMSE WAFA K BARE MN JO CHAHO PUCH LO LEKIN WAFA KI KIA HAI SAZA YE NA PUCHNA RASTE MN KON MILA YEH PUCHNA

Ek larka tha 7 sal ka wo

Ek larka tha 7 sal ka wo ek larki se pyar karta tha us larki ki umar 5 saal thi aur wo larki bohot

Kon karta hy wafaon k taqazy tum

Kon karta hy wafaon k taqazy Tum sy faraz, Hum to ik jhooti tasalli k talabgar hain bus…

Hazrat ali ra ne farmaya k

Hazrat ALI (R.A) Ne Farmaya K: ‘Main Puri Zindgi Me Sirf Ek Raat Sukon Se Soya Hon’ Pucha Gaya ‘Wo Kon C?’ Hazrat ALI(R.A)Ny

Insan k jism ka wo kon sa

insan k jism ka wo kon sa hissa ha k insan agar samandar me bhi nahe tu wo hissa gila nhi huta

Usko fursat he nai waqat nikaly

usko fursat he nai waqat nikaly. Gul aisay hotay hain bhlaa chanay walay Gul yaad k dashat mai pherta hon mai nangay pawon dykh

Muhabbat azmani hu to bus itna hi

Muhabbat Azmani Hu To Bus Itna Hi Kafi Hay.. Zara Sa Roth Ky Dekhu Manany Kon ata Hy….

Palkain nend sy bojal zrur hain ay

Palkain nend sy bojal zrur hain ay dost lekn So gay hum to tumhain yaad kon kry ga.

Wo aye hai mehfil main magar khushi

Wo aye hai, Mehfil main magar khushi se nahi, wo bethe hai humare pass magar Dil se nahi, kon kehta hai wo pyar nahi

In swalon me sy jitny k jwab

in swalon me sy jitny swalon k jwab milen mujy bejhy, 1) Lahore ka purana naam kya tha? 2)kis shahar me aaj tak kisi

Allah says keh dejiye k agr tum

Allah says: ‘Keh dejiye k agr Allah tum ko nuqsan pohnchana chahe ya faiyda pohnchane ka irada kre to kon he jo Uske samne

khwab nagr h aankhen khole dekh

*’* Khwab Nagr H Aankhen Khole Dekh Rha Hon, Us Ko Apni Janib Ate Dekh Rha Hn, *’* Kis Ki Aahat Qarya Qarya Phel

Khoon se chrag deen ka jlaya hussain

Khoon se chrag deen ka jlaya Hussain ny Rsme wafa ko khoob nibhaya Hussain ny Khud ko to 1 boond b pani na mil

Khushk ankhon se apni pehchan le gya

Khushk ankhon se Apni Pehchan Le Gya Jate huwe Sath Sara jahan Le Gya, Ab kon Choray Ga mujko manziL tk meri, Wo Raston

Urooj o zawal zindagi ka lazmi hisa

Urooj o Zawal zindagi ka lazmi hisa hin Q K jab ap urooj par hotay hin tho ap k doston ko pata chalta hay

tu hai ya tera saya h

*’* Tu Hai Ya Tera Saya H, Bhes Judai Ne Badla H, *’* Dil Ki Haweli Pr Mudat S, Khamoshi Ka Qufal Para H,

Ab ussey kon bataey dilon ki majboori

Ab Ussey Kon Bataey Dilon Ki majboori’, Main Kiya karoon ke Naya Humsafar Bhi Acha Hy…!!!

Pyarlove kya hy jub maa peshani

Pyar(Love) Kya Hy.? Jub Maa Peshani Choom K Kehti Hy ‘Jitey Raho Beta’ Jub BAAP Har Us Waqt Intezar Krta Hy Jub Jub Me

Teacher bina ruke batao pakistan ki national

Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAO, Pakistan ki National Assembly ki speaker kon hain? Meenaray Pakistan kaha hy? Satlaj nadi ki raftar kia hy? Murgi kia

Ye kon rakh gya hai palkon ki

Ye Kon rakh gya hai Palkon ki dehleez pe Khwaab-e-Hijr, Goya ! Aaj Raat ka rona bhi lazim, aur sona bhi lazim..! { Good

Waqt he jhonka hawa ka 0r hum

Waqt He Jhonka Hawa Ka 0r Hum Peelay Pattay Faqat… -._Dear_.- Kon Jane Aagle December Tum Kahan 0r Hum Kahan…

Girl najumi ji mere 4 boyfrndz

Girl: ‘Najumi Ji, Mere 4 Boyfrndz hen unme se kis k sath shadi hogi? kon khush nasib hoga? Najumi: 1se shadi hogi or baki

Sir batao is duniya main sab se

Sir: Batao is duniya main sab se mushkil se kon paida howa? PTHAN: sir india ka sunny deol Sir: Wo kaise? PATHAN: Sir wo

Yar wo larki mar gai hai

Yar wo larki mar gai hai Sent : 21:12:2011 08:55:55:pM Ye msg sb ko send kro 90% pagl reply kren gy Kon c larki?

Shok ko aazim e safar rakhiye be

Shok ko aazim e safar rakhiye Be khabar ban ke sab khabar rakhiye Chahey nazren hon asmanon per Paon lekin zameen per rakhiye Mujhko

Sunoo yeh jo chun karti

Sunoo.. !!!! . yeh jo chun chun karti tumhari churriyon ki chanak hai na…. yeh kaanoo mein aksar hi goonja karti hai……. jaisey koi

Mene kab dard k zakhmo se shikayat

Mene kab dard k zakhmo se shikayat ki hai. Han mera jurm hai k main mohabat ki hai. Aaj phir dekha hai usse mehfil

Us nay kaha kon ho tum main

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne

Agher hum na hotay to app ko

Agher hum na hotay to app ko gazal kon kahta app ka chray ko gulab kon kahta, yea to karshma hia hum pyar karnay

Kon kehta hy teri yaad sy be khaber

Kon kehta hy teri yaad sy be-khaber hoon main DiL ke dard sy Pooch din kesy guzarta hy…!.!!

Meray hathon me hai mera jaam akhri

Meray HATHON me Hai Mera jaam Akhri, Meray HONTON Pe Hai tera naam Akhri, Meri PALKEN Khuli Hain Tumharay Liye, Meri ANKHON me Hai

Dekhte hain ke kon khush naseeb is

Dekhte hain ke kon ‘Khush Naseeb’ is sawal ka jawab ‘Yes’ main deta hai ?? Reply must. . . . . . . .

Kon kehta he k guzra hua saal

Kon kehta he k guzra hua saal wapis nai ata.? . 2007 or 2011 Aj milay hain. Ye dekhen 20.07.2011

Kon kis k sath kitna mukhlis hai

!…Kon Kis K Sath… Kitna Mukhlis Hai… ”…WASI…” !….Waqt Har Rishte Ki….! Auqaat Bata Deta Hai…!!!

Rah e wafa mei sazoo ko kon dekhy ga

Rah-e-wafa mei Sazoo ko kon dekhy ga Safar hy doop ka chaoo kon dekhy ga Hum apni zid py aay tu cheen ly gy

Gujjar kon hein rusian general says

Gujjar KON HEiN? Rusian General says in 1987, Gujjar duniya mein bhot bahadur insan hein Isy INSANO ki koi taqat khatm nhe kr skti.

Petrol dollar ya tendulkar daikhain kon

Petrol…..? Dollar…..? Ya Tendulkar….? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Daikhain kon pehly 100 tak pohnchta hy……..?

Suna tha dard ka ahsas to apno

Suna tha dard ka ahsas to apno ko hota ha.., Jub dard hi apnay dain to ehsah kon kary ga..

U fone toyota carola k liye sawal

U-FONE TOYOTA CAROLA K Liye SAWAL ?? . . Woh DO LOG KON HYN’ . . . . . . . . . .

Allah says bhla kon he jo be

Allah says: ‘Bhla kon he jo be qarar ki dua qabool karta he jub wo us se dua karta he aur kon uski takleef

Saas beti ab tum mujje apni maa

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna, Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji, Bahu ne darwaja khola to

Jaanay kub kon kisay maar day kaafir

Jaanay kub kon kisay maar day kaafir keh kar…. . Shehr ka shehr musalmaan huwe phirta hay….

ik qayamt ki kharashen mere chehre

*’* Ik Qayamt Ki Kharashen Mere Chehre P Sajin, *’* Ek Mehshar Mery Andar Se Utha Tere Bad, *’* Tujh Se Bichra Hun To

Saas 2 girlshadi k lye kon c

Saas 2 Girl:Shadi k lye kon c Date rkhen btao Grl:shrmate hua Aunti 22 DEC Saas:Koi khas waja Grl: suna hy Saal ki sb

Asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai

Asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai dunia mar jay to jeny ke dua dati hai dunia hum kon say momin thay jo ilzam

Na janey kon dabey paaon khawab mein aaya

Na-jaNey KoN dabey paaoN khawab meiN aaya,,, , , khuli jo aaNKh to khushbo se bas raha tha makaaN…!!!

Kon si yaad baat sa raaz

Kon Si Yaad Kon Si Baat Kon Sa Raaz Ho Tum… Meri Saans Meri Soch Meri Aas Ho Tum… Aankhon K Pass Nahi Na

Main cahata bh tha woh bewfa nikly

Main cahata bh tha woh bewfa nikly” Usy samjheny ka koi tu silsala nikly” Katab-e-mazi ky ohraq ult ky daykh zara” Na jany kon

libaaas mein khush

*. . . LiBaaaS. . .* Mein Khush Naseebi Hon Teri Muje B Raas Hai Tu Tera Libaas Hoon Mein Or Mera Libaas Hai

Chalo rakhte hain wafa unwaneguftugu phir

Chalo rakhte hain ‘Wafa’ unwan_e_Guftugu Phir dekhte hain mehfil main rehta hai kon kon……?

Us wqt ki yaad kar zara taza

us wqt ki yaad kar zara taza, jab uthaya jayega tera janaza, tere chahnay wale tujh per anso bahainge, is se ziyada kuch na

Tum meri aankhon ke taywar na bhola

Tum meri aankhon ke taywar na bhola pao gaye, un kahi baaton ko samjo gaye to yaad aaon ga, sard raaton ke mahktay howe

Dard utha he magar aah nahi karte

Dard utha he magar aah nahi karte ‘ Kon kheta he k hum wafa nahi karte ‘ Ahkir ku nahi badalti taqdeer meri ‘

Zindegi be qaraar bhi tu nahi ab tera

Zindegi Be-Qaraar Bhi Tu Nahi Ab Tera Intezaar Bhi Tu Nahi Tarq-e-Ehad-e-Waffa Azaab Sahi Dil Mager Sharumsaar Bhi Tu Nahi Kis Pay Afshaa Hoon

Shaneumar farooq ra kon umar wo

Shan.e.Umar Farooq R.A_ Kon Umar? Wo Umar js ko nabi ne manga tha. Kon Umar? Wo Umar js ne 22 lakh muraba meel pr

Mohabbat tumse hai yeh maanti hoon mein

Mohabbat tumse hai yeh maanti hoon mein chahat bus tumhari hai yeh janti hoon mein Aao apni zaat ke us pehlu se milaaaon tumhe

Kon deta hai umar bhar ka sahara

kon deta hai umar bhar ka sahara Faraz log to janaze m bi kandhe badalte rehte hain

Kitab e hasti k sar e warq pay jo naam e ahmed

Kitab-E-Hasti k Sar-E-Warq pay jo Naam-E-AHMED raqam na hota. Wajood-E-Hasti ubhar na sakti, Wajood-E-Loh-O-Qalm na hota. Zameen na hoti falak na hota, Arab na

Challenging question kafan k alawa aisi

‘Challenging Question’ KAFAN k alawa Aisi kon si Cheez hai, Jo kharidne wala kabhi pehanta nhi or pehn’ne wala kabi kharidta nahi (challenge) is

kash app bakra hote hum

********************************** Kash app BAKRA hote hum app ko ghas khilate pyar say app ka seng hilate or pochte SMS bhejine me …….kanjos… Kon Mien

Koi tum se pooche kon hoon mien

Koi Tum Se Pooche Kon Hoon Mien Tum Keh Dena Koi Khas Nhi Ek Dost Hai Kaccha Paccka Sa Ek Jhoot Hai Aadha Saccha

Mote pe be muja yakeen hai

MOTE PE BE MUJA YAKEEN HAI MGAR TUM PER B AITABAR HAI DEKHNA HAI PEHLE KON AATA HAI MUJH SA MELNE MUJH 2NO KA

Plz b honest agr dunya me

‘PLZ B HONEST’ Agr dunya me apko sirf 1 he dost rakhnay ki limit ho to wo khush naseeb kon hoga… rply must…

Solve the case eik aadmi ka qatal

Solve the case Eik aadmi ka qatal hua Sunday 3jan2010 afternoon. Us ki biwi ne police ko bulaya. Police sab se sawal puchne lagi:

Teri aankhon main meray dil ka naqsha

Teri Aankhon Main Meray Dil Ka Naqsha Ho Bhi Sakta Hai Jisey Dewaar Samjha Hai Woh, Woh Rasta Ho Bhi Sakta Hai Zamana Ghor

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho yeh

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per Dil ki dhadhkan

Best sms of my life 1 din

Best sms of my life 1 din ‘Maa’se pocha tha k jin ki Maa nahi hoti un k lye Dua kon karta hai, Wo

Bechr ky moj say mery aziz udas

Bechr ky moj say mery aziz udas hona LOT ANA” Akyle pan ki pahr raten na kat saken to LOT ANA” Parye dayson mein

Kon kehta hai k safeed rang main

Kon kehta hai k safeed Rang main wafa hoti hai, Agar Safeed Rang mai Wafa hoti to namak Zakhmon ki Dawa hota…

Kon se 2 rose aap mujhe do

Kon se 2 rose aap mujhe do gy??? RED: love u. PINK: Sweet. PURPLE: Hot. LIME: Cute. GRAY: Smart BLUE: Cool WHITE: Nice person

Chalo rakhtay hain wafa ko unwan e guftugu

Chalo Rakhtay Hain Wafa Ko Unwan-e-Guftugu, . . Phir Dekhte Hain Mehfil Mein Rehta Hai Kon Kon..

Waqt ha jhonka hawa ka or

waqt ha jhonka hawa ka or hu fuqat peelay patay kon janay aglay december tum kahn aur hum kahn happy last day of 2011

Es dunya me kon sari zindagi sath

Es dunya me kon sari zindagi sath deta hai.. ‘$?’ Log tu apny hathon sy dafna kr bhool jate hain k..

Girlko sms karo to wo karti

Girl:ko sms karo to wo sms karti ha. Boy:ko sms karo to wo phone karta ha. Khusray:ko sms karo to wo kuch nai karta.

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the. 1st: kahan se arahe ho? 2nd: Lahore se 1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore

Main apne aap ko adhura sa mehsoos

Main Apne Aap Ko Adhura Sa Mehsoos Kerta Hoon SAHI£ Jane Kon Chor Gaya Hai Mujhe Tameer Kerte Kerte…!

Sab se bara pagal kon hai

Sab se Bara pagal kon hai. ‘ ‘ Ye janne k liye dekhiye. .* ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘

Har qadam guraizan tha nazar main wehshat

har qadam guraizan tha, har nazar main wehshat thi, maslihat parastoon ki rahbari qayamat thi, manzil e tamanna tak kon sath deta ha, gard

Mushkiloon se isay smabhala ha ik tera

mushkiloon se isay smabhala ha, ik tera gham jo ham ne pala ha, ehd o paimaan tor kar sary, mujh ko uljhan main tu

Na bana itnadewana apni yadon ka

Na bana itna’Dewana’ apni yadon ka,,, ‘ jan je ‘ Kal ko ham hi na ‘Rahy’ to tujhay itna ‘Yad’ kon kary ga…!

Ik umar se aadat hai tere sham o sehar

IK UMAR SE AADAT HAI TERE SHAM-O-SEHAR KI SAHIL…… AB KON TERI YAD KE MAMOOL KO BADLE…… (WANTED)

Hazoorsaww k hukm mutabiq dost bananay

Hazoor(s.a.w.w) k hukm k mutabiq dost bananay ka mayar :- Hadith :- ‘Hazrat AbdulAllah bin Abbas (RA) se Mrvi he k arz kia gya

Teachr wo kon sa event tha jo

Teachr: Wo kon sa Event tha jo na hota to pakistan khush haal hota? Pappu: Zardari di maa da veyah (._.) Jee // Oye

Maa k naam wo meri badsulooqi

{MAA K NAAM} Wo Meri Badsulooqi Par B Mujhe Dua Deti ti, Aagosh Main Lay Kar Sab Gham Bhula Deti ti, Yun Lagta Hai

Be khwab lamho ka parastar kon ha

Be khwab lamho ka Parastar kon ha,,, Itni udaas raat main Baidar kon ha,,, Kis ko ye fikr ha K Qabeeley ko kya howa…..?

Wo kon sa mard hy jo anday

Wo Kon Sa ‘MARD’ Hy Jo Anday B deta Hai 0r Dhood B? . ? ? . . . . . . . .

Log jab pouchte hen k kon he

Log jab Pouchte hen k kon he jo Tare ye Halat kar gia ‘, Naseer , ‘ Men Muskra k Kehta hon uska Naam

Tark e muhabbat par bhi hogi un ko

Tark-e-muhabbat par bhi hogi, Un ko nidaamat ham se ziyaadaa.. Kis ne ki hai kon karegaa, Un se muhabbat ham se ziyaadaa.. Hum ne

Hum dosti main soorat ko nahi seerat

…Hum ‘DOSTI’ main soorat ko nahi seerat ko dekhte hain Faraz Isi liye to hamare sare DOST ajeeb-o-garib shakal k hain, @(,’)@ (‘o’) ~(‘|’)~

1 mazedar sawal agar apko khuli

‘1 mazedar sawal’ Agar Apko khuli ijazat ho k Aap dunya me kisi k sath b shadi kar sakte hain to wo kon khushnaseeb

Roodad e qafas yaad na andaz e fughan yaad jo

Roodad-e-Qafas yaad, na andaz-e-fughan yaad Jo beet gai, beet gai, ab wo kahan yad Tum bhool gaye hm ko to kya is me ta’ajub

Teri mukhtasar si chahat ko hum bhulayen

Teri Mukhtasar Si Chahat Ko Hum Bhulayen Kaise Or Tujhe Bhool Kar Khud Ko Chain Dilayen Kaise Na Jane Kon Se Kashish Hai Jo

Kia kr ehtraam sheeshay ka tera

kia kr Ehtraam ‘SHEESHAY’ ka, Tera chehra hai Ghulam ‘SHEESHAY’ ka, Sb khamiya khubiya hai bta deta, Kon smjhe Muqam ‘SHEESHAY’ ka, Kitny haseno

Tha mera kon jo siny sy lgata

Tha mera kon jo siny sy lgata eid k din. Sulagti yado k siwa kuch na tha paas mere.

neend aati naa thi jin ko

:~ Neend aati naa thi jin ko meri soorat dekhey ßaghair Aaj woh logoN sey poochtey hain yeh shakhs kon hai…!

Kaash facebook pe aik option hoti

Kaash Facebook Pe Aik Option Hoti .. ‘Add As A Girl Friend’ .. Saaaaaaaaala!! Propose Karnay Ka Jhanjhat Hi Khatam!! Jo Pasand Aai Add

Pyar pyar wo hai jab maa matha

(PYAR) Pyar wo hai Jab maa matha chume Pyar wo hai k ABBU har us wqt intzar kren jab ghar dair se loto Pyar

Yar hina mar gai hai ye

yar hina mar gai hai? ye msg apny sub doston ko send kro 90% reply kry gy k kon c hina, (‘) /[ ]”

Director to heroin tumhain 14 dako pakrrain

Director to heroin: Tumhain 14 Dako pakrrain ge phir hero bachane aaey ga Heroin: hero kon hy? Director: IMRAN HASHMI Heroin: To us sy

Usay ye kon samjhaye wo dasht e khamoshi

Usay ye kon samjhaye? Wo dasht-e-khamoshi mein Unglion mai sipiyaan pehnay Kisi sokhay samandar ki Adhori piyas ki batein Bohat chup chap sunta hy

Kis kadar masoom kitni shokh laikin bewafa

Kis kadar masoom kitni shokh laikin bewafa,,,! Hum ne pocha kon wo khabra k bolay Zindagi,,,

Kash app bakray hotay ham ko ghas

Kash app Bakray Hotay. ham app ko ghas khilate, pyar se app k seng hilate, or pochte SMS bhejne me kanjos kon? men? ya

290shadi kb kro gy 565apka best frnd

290,shadi kb kro gy? 565,apka best frnd k0n hy? 922,sub se zyda kb roy ap? 317,apka r mera relation? in three points! 428,mj se

Kon samjhe ga bhala unn machalty aur

Kon Samjhe Ga Bhala Unn Machalty Aur Sulagty Ehsaaso’n Ko Jo Aksar Raato’n Ko Jazb Takiyo’n K Ghilaafo’n Mein Ho Jaty Hyn … !

Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya

Sardar apni behan pinki k ghar gaya or bell di ander sy.. Pinki boli : kon Sardar: Main Pinki: Main kon Sardar: Tu pinki

Saari umer apna banate rahe phir bhi

=Saari Umer Apna Banate Rahe Phir Bhi Hamare Nahi Huey woh.. =$ahil= =Pata Nahi Kon Si Wo Mohobbat Thi Jo Hum Day Na Sakay

1 zoo me ek tota english

1 Zoo me ek Tota English, Urdu or Punjabi bol sakta tha. ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha:

Srdar to police muje fone pe

Srdar to police: Muje Fone pe Qatal ki dhamkian mil rhi hain. Police: kon hy wo? Srdar: P.T.C.L wale’ Kehte hain bill nhi bhara

Yun hi udas he dil beqrar thori

Yun Hi Udas He Dil BeQrar THori He, Mujhe Kisi Ka Koi Intezar Thori He, Nazar Mila K B us Se Gila Karon Kaise?

Ek sardar cold drinks ki dukan pe

Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola ! Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai g Dukandar Ne Khol Di Phir

1 admi chilla raha tha sadar kutta

1 admi chilla raha tha sadar KUTTA hai. Police wale ne 1 thappar lagaya aur bola chal thaanay, President ki insult karta hai. Admi

Phir kon bhala daad e tabbasum inhen de ga

Phir kon bhala Daad-e-Tabbasum inhen de ga…..? Roen gi boht Mujh sy Bichar kar Teri aankhen…..?

Boy mujh say shadi karo ge

Boy: mujh say shadi karo ge??? Girl: NO… Boy: But why??? Girl: Ghar walay nae maanay gay.. Boy: ghar mein kon kon hai? Girl:

Parven shakir apni tanhaayi meray naam pe

Parven shakir Apni tanhaayi meray naam pe aabad karay Kon ho ga jo mujhay us ki tarah yaad karay Dil ajab shehr k jis

Ma ny ya souch k boye nahi

MA NY YA SOUCH K BOYE NAHI KHOABO K DARAKAT.,.,., .,.,KON SHARA MA LAGYE PARD KO PANI DY GA.,.,.,

Ab kon se mousam koi aas lgay

ab kon se mousam se koi aas lgay RaNa barsaat mai b yaad na jb unko hum ay.

Kesy btaon ma tmy mery lye tm

kesy btaon ma tmy. mery lye tm kon ho. kesy btao kesy btaon. tm zindagi… tm bandagi… tm roshni… tm tazgi … tm har

Tips how to save 25 paisa

TIPS: How to save 25 paisa per year? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

na bana itna dewana apni

*. . .Na bana itna dewana apni yaadon ka, dOsT. . . .* Kal ko hum hi na rahe tu tujhe itna yaad kon

Ek aadmi library gaya aur khudkushi par

Ek Aadmi Library gaya aur KHUD’KUSHI par Book maangi. Librarian ne aik nazar usay dekha aur pucha: Bhai ye Book wapis kon karne ayega

Teacher to pathan qatil kisy kehty hen

Teacher to pathan! Qatil kisy kehty hen? Pathan! Mujhe nai pata. Teacher! For example, Tm ne apny baap ko qatl kr diya. Ab tm

Khuda jane kon si kasar reh gaie

KHUDA Jane kon si kasar reh gaie usay chahne mein, “$?” K wo Jaan Hi Na Paya K Meri Jaan Hai Wo…

Zamane wale aksar mere marne ki dua

Zamane wale aksar mere marne ki dua karte hain, ”DOST.,,,, Na jane wo kon hai jis ki DUA muje marne nahin deti.

Mobile kon sa hai ap k

Mobile kon sa hai ap k pas? Jo b hy Pani Se bachana;-) Ye sbko frwd karo dekhna kitny Apko Apne Mobile k Name

Hello kia haal hai ho

Hello! Kia Haal Hai ? Kia Ho Raha Hai ? Aap KahaN Rehte Ho ? KitNe RoomS HaiN ? Ghar MeN T.V Hai ?

Kon kahta hy k moot ai to

kon kahta hy k moot ai to markao ga . . gohar . . me to darya ho smander me otar jao ga

Agar dunya min sakoon hota tho allah

Agar dunya min sakoon hota tho Allah ko kon yad kar tha sakoon tho sirf un logon k pass hay jo Allah ki raza