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Someone asked me for how

Someone Asked Me….. ‘ For How Long Will U Both Be Friends,?’ I Remained Silent, Because I Didn’t Know Which One Is Longer. .

Want a kiss plz me jaldi koi

Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S U Know KISS Means

On teddy bear day we think of

On Teddy Bear Day We Think Of Those Who Make Our Lives Worthwhile, Those Gracious, Friendly People Who We Think Of With A Smile.

Ill always remember the day i married

I’ll Always Remember The Day I Married You, Without You My Love, My Beauty, I Don’t Know What I’d Do, Your Loving And Thoughtful

Do you know your 1 smile can

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

No one is mine may be im

No one is mine May be Im not fine, No one cares 4 me No one has tears 4 me, No one belives me

Reply must jawab dana zaror q1 wo

Reply must jawab dana zaror Q.1 Wo kon si masjid thi jo ALLAH ko bhi pasand nahi thi,aur ALLAH ne us ko jalany ka

A boy wanted to know the age

A boy wanted to know the age of his girlfriend so he asked Boy: dear whats your birth date? Girl: 4th november. Boy: which

The most rommantic country of the world

The most rommantic country of the world? guess! pakistan u know y? har raat candle light dinner 🙂 (thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC) (¯`v´¯)

Main bewakoof hoonmain hoonare aahista bolo yahan

Main Bewakoof Hoon! Main Bewakoof Hoon! Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai, I Know U R Bewakoof, Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat

In the morning sun gazes at me

In the morning, sun gazes at me to make me happy… Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile… Birds sings to make me

If love have lent you twenty thousand

‘If love have lent you twenty thousand tongues, And every tongue more moving than your own, Bewitching like the wanton mermaid’s songs, Yet from

I know just the person who needs

I know just the person who needs “101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”. Don’t worry it isn’t you! Happy Father’s Day!

When u wait 4 sum1 for few

when u wait 4 sum1 for few minutes its NEED, for few hours its TRUST, for few weeks its FRIENDSHIP, but 2 wait when

It hurts when we risk our heart

It HuRtS wHeN wE rIsK oUr HEART & It EnDs uP bEiNg BROKEN bUt WhAt hUrTs MoRe iS wHeN wE STILL HoLd On WhEn

Three friends after exam lucky yaar

Three Friends After Exam. Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper blank. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think

Youll know that you miss someone very

You’ll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a

During quaids speech in white house

During Quaid’s speech in White House. Kennedy,the former president of USA to Jinnah: You don’t know, you are standing in the greatest building of

Theif with a knife give all your

theif with a knife: Give all your money to me. Man: Do you know who I am..? I am the presiden of this country.

On valentines day we think of those

On Valentine’s Day we think of those Who make our lives worthwhile, Those gracious, friendly people who We think of with a smile. I

To all my frnds if i

To all my frnds: ‘If i come to know that i wud die soon, i wud hide it from u till i die, because

U know who is d best couple

U know who is d best couple in the world? Smile and tears. Usually they r not seen 2gether, but when they r together

G00d m0rning u know ur one

*G00D M0RNING* U know ur one smile can kill 1000 s of…Save the world ..Start brushing from today itself… Good Morning ..Have a nice

You already have to know it what

You already have to know it what you have mean to me. Enjoy your EID keeping it in mind that I am thinking of

To this day i do not know

To this day I do not know The place to which our data goes. perhaps it goes to heaven, where the angels have it

Agar sab pakistani rozana 1 rupe jamah

Agar sab pakistani rozana 1 rupe jamah karay to rozana 17 crore rupay jamah hon gay aur rozana 1 hospital ya 1 school ban

Sms shortcuts a3 anytime anywhere anyplace

Sms Shortcuts a3 anytime, anywhere, anyplace aam as a matter of fact aamof as a matter of fact ab ah bless! activ8 activate adctd2luv

Dont ever give up if you still

Don’t ever give up if you still want to try, don’t ever wipe your tears if you still want to cry. Don’t ever settle

Touching lines once you feel

Touching Lines : .. Once you feel you are Avoided by Someone, Never Disturb Them again..! .. … … … B’coz .. The One

Joke wife i think our daughter is

*JOKE* Wife: ‘I think our daughter is in love with someone.’ Husband: ‘How do you know?’ Wife: ‘Because she is not asking for her

In love it is better to know

“In love, it is better to know and be disappointed, than to not know and always wonder.”

When u face choices just toss a

When U Face Choices… Just toss a coin.. not just because it settles the question, but while the coin is in d air, u

Sign board at a petrol pump please

Sign Board at a petrol pump. Please Don’t smoke here ! we know your Life has no value. But Petrol is very Expensive

I cry because know she doesnt

I Cry Because I Know She Doesn’t Feel The Way I Do. I Cry Because I Think Of How Pathetic I Am And I

Paul the octopus was asked to

Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict Rajni Kanth’s Death…! ! ! ! . … . . . . . . We All Know

I never blame myself when im not

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if

I know that meant nothing gave nothing

I know that I meant nothing, gave nothing true, If this is as shallow, as pointless to you, To write me a note, write

A line by depressed heart i

A Line By A Depressed Heart: I Don’t Know Why Life Teaches Me So Many Lessons, When I Am Not Interested In Learning….! !

I may not be by your side

I may not be by your side.. Celebrating your special day with you.. But i want you to know that i am thinking of

To all my friendz shub e barat wil b

To All my friendz.. Shub-e-barat wil b To nyt. Might b my name shall b writen in d list of those ppl who shall

giggling bite a girl

* GiGgLiNg BiTe * ‘ A Girl In Your Neighbor You Know Is Better Then …1000 Girls You Added 0n Facebook . . .’

Jealousy is nothing more than a fear

Jealousy is nothing more than a fear of abandonment,Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to

May be god wants us to meet

May be God wants us to meet a few wrong pple b4 meeting da rite 1, so, dat wen we finally meet da rite

Hi had ur dinner go 2 bed

Hi had ur dinner Go 2 bed fast Because something is waiting 4 u Do u know what is that…? “Sweet dreams” Gud nite!

Oh allah give me a partner who

Oh Allah give me a partner who can support me in your COURT and make me able to save from all evels of the

Hurting someone who really cares for u

‘Hurting someone who really cares for u is as easy as throwing stone in the lake but u don’t know how deep that stone

Our khaki tigers hunt at front of

Our Khaki TIGER’s hunt at front of Enemy. . White LE0PARD are in Blood frezing Mountains . Our EAGLES measurs the hight of Skys

Interesting knowledge in 1844 ad there

*Interesting knowledge* ‘In 1844 A.D. There was 1 doctor in florida… one day he thinked that hotness is the cause of malayria… so, he

The four blessed looks look back

The four Blessed Looks: Look back and get experience. Look forward and see future. Look around and find truth. Look within & Know yourself!

Do u know why nature made eyes

Do u know why nature made eyes in pair ears in pair hands in pair legs in pair but heart made single? Its just

Exams should be given on mobiles instead

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of Sheets. u know y ? Coz today’s Students Have More Typing Speed than Writing Speed What

Sometime he scuds far off and there

Sometime he scuds far off, and there he stares; Anon he starts at stirring of a feather; To bid the wind a base he

He who does not know his own

He, who does not know his own worth is doomed to destruction Opportunity moves quickly and rarely comes back Good physical health comes from

Do u know similarity between dinosaurs and

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don’t exist.

If i read a book and it

If I read a book and it makes my whole body so cold no fire can ever warm me, I know that is poetry.

The biggest suspence of life is that

The biggest suspence of life is that u know the person for whom u r praying.. but U never know d person who is

Wo kon sa parinda ha jo urr

Wo kon Sa Parinda ha jo urr nai sakta if u know reply me at my number

Wo kon sa prinda ha jo urr

Wo Kon sa Prinda ha jo Urr nai Sakta if u Know then reply me

Harward iq question if u know answer

Harward IQ question, if u know answer then reply.. If 1=5 2=25 3=325 4=4325 Then 5 = ?

Just once i want someone to look

Just once I want someone to look at me right away and think I was beautiful. Not after they get to know me, or

Loving sum1 who doesnt love you is

Loving sum1 who doesnt love you is like watching a star you know you can never reach. But you just have 2 kip on

Ops lols is there any

Ops lols .. is there aNy MoD So plz remove Ma pOSt .. dun know i subMit Ma Msg 1 time but oN Ma

I dont know what is life without

I don’t know what is life without you. I am mighty glad that God gave you to me… zESHI

Read it carefully dear muslims as you

Read It Carefully. Dear Muslims as you know that ROZA is tha important part of our ISLAM but through funny MSGs it is showing

Ive seen all ur endeavours hardships i

I?ve seen all ur endeavours ur hardships I know u are my friend I know the reason for struggle u have tried all your

I dont know how to make things

I Don’t Know How To Make Things Better Between Us I Can Start By Saying I’m Sorry I Really Am:(

Love is possible after friendship but

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love U know Y Bcoz medicines work B4 Death Later nothing can cure

We believe good luck will do someday

We Believe Good luck Will Do Someday, Something For Us… But, We Don’t Know Good luck Is Also Waiting That We Do Something, Someday…

You live so far away are close

You Live So Far Away You Are So Close To Me I Miss You Everyday I Tell You All My Secrets … I Wish

V know that they r f9 but

v know that they r f9 but v call n ask ‘oye kesa hai’ v know that v cant forget but v say ‘badtmeez

After the first night bill gates asked

After the first night Bill Gates asked his wife, darling, how was it?…….Wife disappointedly: Hunh… now i know why your company is called ‘MICRO

Whenever i talk to feel a

Whenever i talk to , i feel a whole lot happier, you just know how to lift up my spirit … in a nutshell.

Life is pretty much unpredictable i may

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss out letting you know that life is worth living

As you know that 2days d

As you know that 2day’s d last day Of d year 2008 I wana thank d Special ppl, who Touched my life Wid their

I need to know if ure my

I need to know if u’re my true friend, will u be by my side until the end? Can I tell you my secrets

The eyes shine like cds in the

The eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun, I long to have thy software in my hands. And when you send a GIF

Happy happydo u know what is

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPYDO u KNOW what is the meaning of HAPPY…H,HumA,Aap koP,PalP,PalY,Yaad krtey hain,

Do you know what hurts the most

Do You Know What Hurts The Most . . . ? Itx When U Had Made Someone Feel Special Yesterday The Same Person Today

If we can recognize that change and

If we can recognize that change and uncertainty are basic principles, we can greet the future and the transformation we are undergoing with the

A tip for all girls

A Tip For All Girls – How To Know If Its True Love Today, If Your Guy Spends The Entire Day With You, Instead

U know what makes me hapy when

U Know what makes me hapy when u msg me?Ur jokes..No!Graphics..No!Sweet msg..No! Just…ur ‘NAME’ that appears on the cel,it shows that u remembr [email protected]

For your birthdayi want to wish you

for your birthday……..i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of

I dont know if am ahn important

i don’t know if i am ahn important & valud one inyour life or not. but i just hope when il be dead u

If u wanna know how much i

If u wanna know how much i miss u, Try to catch rain drops, The ones u catch is how much u miss me,

I woke up today smiling as recall

I woke up today smiling as I recall our friendship because I know that years from now, I will still wake up smiling for

Want a kiss plz me jaldi

Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S U Know KISS Means

Love can be purple the courage

Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly the moment I first kiss you i know that i am

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentjudge

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accidentJudge : how did accident occurSardar :I dont know sir I was sleeping

I am 100 percent serious i love

I AM 100 PERCENT SERIOUS ‘I LOVE YOU’ I DONT KNOW KE MUJHE YE SUB KUB AUR KAISE HUA? ; ; ; ; ;

Teacher there is a frog ship sinking

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you

Sometimes we must be hurt in order

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow, Sometimes we must fail in order to know, Sometimes we must lose in order to

Once a man wz walkin read

Once a man wz walkin & read dis writen on a wall’Qull huwaAllah ho ahad,Allah hu samad,Lam yalid Wa lam youlad,Wa lam yakoul lahu

pearl of the day when

~*~ Pearl Of The Day ~*~ ‘When You Talk, You Repeat What You Already Know , …But When You Listen, You Often Learn Something

Value d people who hve touched ur

Value d people who hve touched ur life bcoz u’ll never know when they’ll walk out of ur life and never cum back again.

Did u know meaning of women want

Did u know meaning of WOMEN? ‘W’ant ‘O’ne ‘M’an for ‘E’very ‘N’ight

Teacher tell ohms law student i

Teacher: Tell ohm’s law? Student: I dont know full, I just know last part of it.. Teacher: Ok. Tell that only. Student: This is

Someone saidits hard to live alone its

Someone said,”It’s hard to live alone It’s harder to choose someone to love but the hardest part of loving is to admit that you

my mama always said life is

? ‘My Mama always said, ‘Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.” *:*:*:^:^:^:^((((AW))))^:^:^:^:*:*:*

L i f e is easier when

L I F E Is Easier When You Know… Which Hands To Shake And Which Hands To Hold . . . !

A nice person is like a wind

A nice person is like a wind, you’ll never know what’s inside his heart. But you’ll always feel his presence & sincerity…

Some people have such a unique place

Some people have such a unique place of their own in your life that it can’t be taken by any other… The times spent

How true my felling were i found

HOW true MY felling were i found out to be the best thing in my life was when you married me thank you my

Through fun and fears play tears we

Through fun and fears, play and tears, We help each other heal and grow. I prize our time–the days, the years, More than you

Luv may tke long but it wil

LuV may tke Long bUt it wiL aLwys tKe u 2 weR u belong… jUz hoLd oN & eNjoy d journey… no niD 2

As precious as u r to me

As precious as u r to me, As precious no one can ever be, I know friends r hard to choose, But u r

Do you know what is the meaning

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ? Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E – Embrace with open heart

Make yourself a better person and know

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

Smile in ease pain when trouble pour

Smile in ease, Smile in pain, Smile when trouble, pour like rain, smile when someone hurt ur fellings, smiles you know are very hailng…

2 know u is an adventure care

2 know U is an adventure, 2 care 4 U is an art, 2 listen 2 U is an honor, 2 talk 2 U

If you could see it from my

If you could see it from my eyes u would know u are one gem of a Woman!

Do you know there is one gift

Do you know… There is one gift which can’t be given without taking it back… That is why I give you hug which can’t

Cos today is your day its an

Cos today is your day, its an opportunity for u to know that u are special and special things are for u today, i

Plz open this after 2 days at

Plz open this after 2 days at thursday. . . . . . I know u can’t wait. So Congratz. U r a 1st

Q why do most women spend much

Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS?? Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID,

After the end of year i

After the end of YEAR I thanks 2 those who hated me, They made me a stronger person. Thanks 2 those who loved me,

I want u 2 caress mu lips

I want u 2 caress mu lips the way u always do I want u 2 look into my eyes & see my love

No poems no fancy words i just

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart

The really frightening thing about middle age

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it. *-*-HAPPY BIRTHDAY*-*-

To laugh often and much to win

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children…to leave the world a better place…to know

This life is too short to make

This Life Is Too Short To Make And Accelerate Relations, I Don’t Know Why People Break The Developed Relations. This Life Is Too Short

Describe me in 1 word using

Describe me in 1 word using the 1st letter of Ur name., This is fun. Send to every1 u know & see wat they

When it comes 2 love its hard

When it comes 2 love, its hard 2 know if u have d right 1. Many lovers weep, and left in sorrow.y? Bcoz Words

A youing couple were having their

A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After A While, …The Husband Said: ‘When We Got Married,

Reply is must copy cat day tell me

Reply is must:” Copy-Cat day” Tell me one thing that u want, To copy from me in your lifestyle. Try sending it to others

Mom why r u pregnant daughter

Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about ‘Miracle of Life’ Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont

In my heart i know still love

In my heart I know I still Love You And in your Heart I pray you still do love me too The hardest thing

As you know that 2days d last

As you know that 2day’s d last day Of d year 2009 I wanna thank d Special ppl, who Touched my life With their

Do u know y smart people alway

Do u know y Smart People Alway Say They r Busy ? ? ? ? ? Still think? ? ? ? ? ? ?

A friend is sweet when its new

A Friend is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

For to fear death my friends is

For to fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise without really being wise, for it is to think that we know

Happy valentines day from me to you

Happy Valentines Day from me to you. So glad i sent a card to you. You know how I feel you know what i

Its not hard to make decisions when

It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are. Anonymous

Plz open this msg after 6 dayson

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday.. I know u can’t wait, So, CONGRATZ!! U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2012, APRILFOOL in