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Kitni saada pyari kaanch ki choorhi jesi

Kitni saada Kitni pyari Kaanch ki choorhi jesi larhki College k kamry mein bethi Janay kya kuch soch rahi thi Main bhe Oss k

Yunhi ajnabi na bna kro kbi

Yunhi ajnabi na bna kro kbi muskra k mila kro, Kbi sun to lo mera hal-e-dil kbi mujh se koi gila kro, Teri ik

Kehti hai duniya jise pyar nasha hai

Kehti Hai Duniya Jise Pyar, Nasha Hai, Khata Hai Humne Bhi Kiya Hai Yaar, Isliye Hume Bhi Pata Hai Milti Hai Thodi Khushiyan Zyaada

kaise kahon zindagi ko

?~ KAISE KAHON ~! Zindagi Ko … Khushi Ko … Us Ke Sath He Tou Mahsoos Kiya Hai … Jo Pal Us Ke Sath

Tum naraz ho koi reply nahi kiya

Tum Naraz ho Koi reply Nahi kiya Ok . tumhari marzi . Meri aur tumhari dosti b khatam Aur doubara mujh se contact karne

Tumhain talaash hai jis ki wo shaks

Tumhain Talaash Hai jis ki Wo Shaks tO Me hoOn Bhatak Rahe Ho kahaN. Ye tUm Gh0or AndheireY Me Na Asmaan Pe TaareY Na

Teri berukhi ka malaal tha magar ab

Teri Berukhi ka Malaal Tha Magar Ab Nahin Mujhey Sirf Tera Khayal Tha Magar ab Nahin teri bemisaal Muhabaton Ke Hisaab main Ti Zamane

a kya bolta tu

(‘,)/ A! Kya /)) Bolta Tu? _/?_ (.’) A! Kya me /(( Boloon? _/?_ (‘,)/ /)) Sun! _/?_ (.’) /((_/?_ Suna! Good morning or

Wo dita hai dard bas hum hi

Wo Dita Hai Dard Bas Hum Hi Ko. Kiya Samjhe Ga Wo Aankhon Ki Nami Ko. Laakhon Chahne Wale Hon Jin k Faraz. Wo

Ek din santa raat me late ghar

Ek din Santa Raat me Late Ghar gaya. Agle din Banta ne puchha : Aur Bhai, Kal Raat bhabi ji ne Ghar pe Locha

Kiya hai wada usne paanchwen din aane

Kiya Hai Wada Usne Paanchwen Din Aane Ka, Ye Jante Hue Ki Char Din Ki Jindagani Hai.

Pathar hi lagen ge har simat se

Pathar Hi Lagen Ge Har Simat Se Aa Kar, Ye Jhoot Ki Duniya Hy Yahan Sach Na Kaha Kar! Apne Hi Shab-o-Roz Mein Masroof

Torna hota to hm rishta na banaty

Torna hota to Hm Rishta na banaty! Umeed ni hoti to Hum Sapna na sjaty! Aitbar kiya hai Hum ne Aap ki wafa py!

Kitabon ki warkon ko palat ker sochta

KITABON KI WARKON KO PALAT KER SOCHTA HO YOUN PALAT JAYE ZINDAGI TO KIYA BAAT HAI KHWABON ME ROZ MITEY HY JO HAQEEQAT ME

Us nay mujhey bura kaha to

Us nay mujhey bura kaha to kiya huwa Faraz Issi bahanay un k honton pay mera naam to aya

Boy ap muje apni beti ka hath

Boy.. ap muje apni beti ka hath de de main ap ko uss ke wazn jitna ‘SONA’ do ga Sardar.. sonchne ka moqa do.

Sitara hamari qismat ka us se mila

Sitara Hamari Qismat Ka us se Mila He Nhi, Wo Kaise Hota Hamara,sahil Aisa Kbhe Howa He Nhi, Hum Ne Apni Hr Khushi Dusron

Bus ek maafi hamari tauba kabhi

Bus Ek Maafi, Hamari Tauba, Kabhi Jo Aisay Sataayein Tum Ko . . !!! Lo Haath Joray, Lo Kaan Pakhray, Ab Aur Kaisay Manaayein

Quraan tum log allah k raste mein

Qura’an. Tum Log Allah K Raste Mein Karch Kiya Karo Aur Apne Ap Ko Apne Hatho Hala’qat Mein Na Dalo. (Sora Baqra Ruqo 24)

Mujhe aur kiya chahiye is se barh

Mujhe Aur Kiya Chahiye Is Se Barh Kar. K Tum Mujhe Chaho Har kisi Se Barh Kar. Kabhi Ehsas Na Ho MujhKo Is Ka.

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|”| |” /”’| |”| |”| | | | I S S | | |,,| | |,,,| |,,,|/|,,,| ,,,,,,/ ap kiya miss karogy Dekho hum

Multan k village ek zamindar nain geo

Multan k village k ek zamindar nain GEO per inkshaf kiya ha k us k pas zamin ka ek aisa tukra ha jo sardiyon

Easy load to sb hi krwaty hn

‘Easy Load’ to Sb hi krwaty hn, mgr Kiya ap ne kbi , {‘Eidy Load’} krwaya ? , Nhi naa ? , To phr

Kisi ne sardar ko sms kiya agr

Kisi ne SARDAR ko sms kiya, Agr tm ZAHEEN ho to 100k balnc bhejo, CHALAAK ho to200, Agr dono ho to300, SARDAR ne 600

Ek tharki ashiq ne baba saxidas comment

Ek Tharki Ashiq Ne Baba Saxidas Comment Kiya Aashiq: “Baba Aapki Aarti Utarne Mein Aur Hamara Panty Utarne Mein Kya Similarity Hai?” Baba Ji:

Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay

Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay jagaya mujh ko Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujh ko Din ko aaram hay na

Wo apni sari nafratein mujh pe lutata

wo apni sari nafratein mujh pe lutata raha mera dil jis ko sada mohabbatein sikhata raha uski Aadat ka zara ye pehlo to dekho

Wo dil nahi rahe wo jazbe aapne

Wo dil nahi rahe wo jazbe nahi rahe Aapne bhi is daor mai aapne nahi rahe Halat-e-zamane pe ghuor kiya to jana Rishtay sirf

Ik din pataan nay larki ko nagaa

ik din ik pataan nay ik larki ko nagaa dakha pataan larki ki tarf he dakhta gaya larki boli kiya kbi koi nagi larki

Zindagi mohtaj nahi manzilon ki par

Zindagi mohtaj nahi manzilon ki . par manzil nazar na ae to kiya karain . mar to nahi sakte kisi k liye . *’MAGAR’*

Pathan sharaab peetey huay bv se

PATHAN SHARAAB PEETEY HUAY BV SE; TUM KON HO? BV; PAGAL HO GAY HO KIYA? APNI BV KO BHOOL GAYE? PATHAN; NASHA HER GHAM

Allah se scooter mangacar di ghar managbangla

Allah se Scooter manga..Car di; Ghar manag..bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya Alla ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya.

Jaisy woh ajnabi larki mujh sey pyar

Jaisy woh ajnabi larki Mujh sey pyar karti hai, Mujhey chahti hai Akser yunhi chup chup ker Dekhti hai, janey kiya sooch ker Nazrein

Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Bol do dil ki baat hum tera

bol do dil ki baat hum tera raaz rakhey ge . keh do aaj her aik baat hum tera raaz rekhain ge. tum ko

Kaatil par aitbaar kiya hai kabhi yun

Kaatil par aitbaar kiya hai kabhi kabhi Yun khud ko bekraar kiya hai kabhi kabhi Apne chiraag auron ke ghar mein jala diye Yun

Mujhe bus itni se dua do woh

Mujhe Bus itni se Dua do Woh sarey khat jala do Woh sari baaten bhula doo Woh andekhey anjane sapney Dil key kisi koney

Mere jaa kub kaha masroof rhey jana

Mere jaa kub kaha masroof Rhey jana milne ki dua mangi tu door Rhey jana such tha milkar zindagi sey Batin karlon Nazar Ase

Short summery of 1st april spain per

‘SHORT SUMMERY OF 1ST APRIL’ spain per qabza hua to Muslims ko Christians ny wada kar k ship main swar kiya or kaha k

Bus nazron se dekh lia hota agar

Bus nazron se dekh lia hota agar Tamanna thi Daraane ki … Hum to yunhi mar jate kiya zarurat thi muskurane ki ,,//,, (@

Malkin kya huwa tum 3 din kaam

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. … Ke Main

Un kay honton pey mayra naam jub

Un kay Honton Pey Mayra Naam Jub Ayaa Ho gaa.. Khod kou Ruswaayee Say Pher Kaisey Buchaayaa Ho gaa.. Sun kay Fassaana Auron Sey

Tujhe mohabbat karta hun teri mein jaan

Tujhe Mohabbat Karta Hun Teri Mein Jaan Lay LooN Ga…!!! !!!…Agar Inn Jheel Ankhon Ko Kabhi Pur Num Kiya Tu Nay!!!

Tehmatain tu lagti hain roshni ki khuwish

TehMatain TU Lagti Hain Roshni Ki Khuwish Main Ghar Se bhair Anay Ki Kuch Tu Saza Milti HAi LoOOG lOOoG hOTay Hain In kO

Teacher tum baray ho ker kia kero

teacher: Tum baray ho ker kia kero gay? Student: Shadi… Teacher: Nhe mera matlab hai kia bano gay? Student: Dulha.. Teacher: Ohooo…I mean bare

woh aayi thi main

*. .Woh AaYi Thi ??? Main ApneY Business KeY SiLsiLe Main Kabhi Kabhi Is KeY Shehar Jata Hon To Guzarta Hon Us GaLi SeY

Rehne walo se nhi jane pocho

Rehne walo se nhi jane walo se pocho zindagi kiya hoti hy pane walo se nhi khone walo se pocho k izaat kiya hoti

Shahadat bibi sakina bint e hussain as

Shahadat Bibi Sakina Bint e HussaiN a.s ‘ Yazeed Ny Imam Hussain a.s K Sar Ko Bibi Sakina s.a Ki Taraf Buland KAr k

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya, to ladki ne uske praposel ko thukra diya, uska dost ye sab dekh raha tha, or

Allah taaala farmatey hain ae bandey

ALLAH TA‘AALA Farmatey Hain…. “Ae Bandey agar kabhi raat ko teri ankh khuley aur tu phir sogaya to tu ne mujhse “Bewafai“ ki aur

Na jany zamany walon ko kiya addawat

‘Na Jany Zamany Walon Ko Kiya Addawat Hai Hum Se ‘Faraz’, ‘K Jis Cheez Ko Hum Chahain Sab Us K Taleb-Gar Ho Jaty HaIN’

Dard kiya hota hay batain gay kissi

Dard kiya hota hay batain gay kissi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunain gey kissi roz Thi un ki zidd k main jaoon

Aik din to labon pe aane hain

aik din to labon pe aane hain ab ye qisse nahi fasaane hain har naye zakhm pe kiya us ki doohaayee dete us ke

1 insan apni toheen maaf kar sakta

1. insan apni toheen maaf kar sakta hai, bhool nai sakta, 2. jisse mohobbat ki jaye usse moqabla nai kiya jata. 3.kabhi na girna

Dil mein ik chubhan si haitum kaheen

Dil mein ik chubhan si hai,tum kaheen se aa jaao Har taraf agan si hai,tum kaheen se aa jaao . . Gham ki bheegi

2010 is coming after few days wish

2010 is coming after few days wish U happy new year vaientine,s day 23rd march 14 augst eid ul fitr eid ul azha frindshipday

Tere siva nahin aur kuch bhi

Tere Siva Nahin Aur Kuch Bhi Tere Siva?!!! Mere Dosti Meri Zindagi Meri Khamoshi Meri Be-Basi Mera Alam Bhi Mera Naam Bhi K Meri

Tum jo hansti ho to pholon ki

‘Tum jo hansti ho to pholon ki ada lagti ho, Or chalti ho to ik bad-e-saba lagti ho, Dono hathon mein chupa laiti ho

Bhanp he lain gy ishara sar e mehfil jo

bhanp he lain gy ishara sar-e-mehfil jo kiya tarrny wlay qiamat ki nazzar rakhty hain

Pahan ek larki se aap mere dil

pahan ek larki se aap mere dil main aajao GIRL ghuse se : CHAPAL utaron kiya PATHAN : Pagli aise hi aa jao masjid

Kiya aap janty hain k mard ulty

Kiya Aap janty hain k mard ulty hath or orat seedhy hath me ghari Q bandhty hain? . . . SOCHO! . . .

Kissi say kiya gila karna iss jahaan

Kissi Say Kiya Gila Karna Iss Jahaan Main .*”*.*”*. ‘ Faraz ‘ “*.*.*” Shaayad Hum Hi Yaad Kay Qaabil Nahiin Rahay!

Ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra

ek pathan namaz parh raha tha doosra ye sahab bare namazi parhezgar aur mutaki hen PATHAN namaz tor ke bola hum ne hajj bhi

Shietan ne allah pak se sawal kiya

Shietan ne Allah Pak se sawal kiya K: Duniya main mry khany k liye kya hy?? Allah Pak ne farmaya wo tamam cheezin jin

Amet lo in haseen barishoo k hanstey

amet lo in haseen barishoo k hanstey lamhon ko na jane ye barishain kal ho na ho!! hon b ye mousam to kiya maloom

1 sardar nai apny babi ka katal

1 sardar nai apny babi ka katal kiya. Police: tum nay ya Q kiya? Sardar: Maray dost k pass phone aaya or o zhor

Parchai se tu meri rooh main bus

Parchai se tu meri rooh main bus jane vale Kabhi to yaad kaar hume b OH hume bhool jane vale Hume bhool ke b

Rasm e wafa khuls o mehar sab bhol chuka hon ghairoun

Rasm-e-wafa khuls-o-mehar sab bhol chuka hon. Ghairoun ki inayat apnun ka qehar sab bhol chuka hon. Itna yaad hai is me shamil thi us

Ap jeet chuke hen 50laakh ab 1crore

Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe? Or 1 crore ka Sawal ap k Screen pe ‘KIYA APNE MASJID SE

hum jaise barbad logon ka jeena

* Hum Jaise Barbad Logon ka Jeena Kya r Marna Kiya **]DOST[** Aaj teray DiL se Nikle Hain Kal Duya se Nikal Jaein Gay’

Kaash tu ne mujh per aitebaar kia

kaash tu ne mujh per aitebaar kia hota loogon ki baton ka nahi meri wafa per aitebaar kia hota!!! kia hoga kisi majboori men

Her koi ker raha hai arman phudi

her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka

Ya rab gam e hijran mein itna to kiya

Ya rab! gam-e-hijran mein itna to kiya hota jo hath jigar pe hai wo dast-e-dua hota ik ishq ka gham aafat aur us pe

Socho agr gadha kisi ghori se shadi

Socho Agr Gadha Kisi Ghori Se Shadi Kar Le To Kiya Paida Ho Ga ? . . . ZULFIQAR MIRZA . Aap Zardari Samjhe

mera kaarnama e zindagi meri hasraton k siwa

*. .Mera Kaarnama-e-Zindagi Meri HasratOn K Siwa kuch NaHi, Yeh Kiya NaHi Woh Hua NaHi Yeh Mila NaHi Woh RaHa NaHi. .* _.-‘r_.-‘o_.-‘c_.-‘k_.-‘s_.-‘

Kabhi nazar se gira diya dil

Kabhi nazar se gira diya Kabhi dil mein basa diya Mohabbat mein tum ne humein Kabhi hasaya toh kabhi rola diya Kabhi pyaar be

Ishq mein jaan se guzartay hain guzarnay

Ishq Mein Jaan Se Guzartay Hain Guzarnay Walay, Mout Ki Raat Nahi Dekhtay Marnay Walay, Aakhri waqt Bhi Pura Na Kiya Wada-e-Visal, Aap Aatay

Tjh sy muhabbat ki or kiya misal

Tjh Sy Muhabbat Ki Or Kiya Misal Paish Kron ”Arfa” Daikh Asman B Ro Pra Tum Sy Judai Pr.. :'(((( v’ll Miss U…..

Boht door hai hamare ghar se

Boht Door Hai Hamare Ghar Se, Tumhare Ghar Ka Kinara.. Par Hum Hawa Ke Har, Jhonke Se Poch Lete Hain, Ke Kiya Haal Hai

Bhool jane ka tujhe koi erada na

Bhool jane ka tujhe koi erada na tha Tere siva kisi se kiya wada na tha Nikal dete dil se shayad tumhen hum Par

1 sardar ka sar phat gaya doctor

1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya.. Doctor ne pucha : Sardar je kiya hua? Sardar: Main chappal nal keel thok rya se, Ik banda

Naseeb walon ko hoti hai mohabbat atta

Naseeb walon ko hoti hai Mohabbat Atta ‘A DOST’ ‘Hum Badnaseeb Hain To Mohabbat ka kiya Qasor’

Zindgi raqs kiya karti thi kabi

ZiNdgi RAQS KiyA KArti Thi KAbi…! Ab To Chup ChAAp PArri HAi MuJh MAiN…!

Faraz ne larki ko patatay hui arz

Faraz ne larki ko patatay hui arz kiya Teri zaat pe kuch haqq to banta hai mera… Larki ne muskura k kaha… faraz bhai

Quran be shak jisny shirk kiya allah

Quran *Be-Shak Jisny Shirk Kiya ALLAH K Sath To ALLAH Ny Us Per Jannat Ko Haraam Kar Diya* [AL-MAAIDA:72]

Wafao me itna asar to aaye jinhe

WAFAO Me Itna Asar To Aaye Jinhe Dhundti Hai Nazar Wo Nazar To Aye Hum Aa Jayenge Palak Girne Se Pehle Aapne Yaad Kiya

Itna to mere haal par ehsaan kiya

Itna to Mere Haal Par Ehsaan Kiya Kar Aankho’n Se Mera Dard Pehchan Liya Kar Kuch Saath De Safar mai Bahut thak Gaya Hoon

Chehara dil se dekha jata hain khubsurti

Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin, Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.

Dost jab mujhse mila karte hain bas

Dost Jab Mujhse Mila Karte Hain Bas Teri Baaten Kiya Karte Hain Jajbaat Milker Teri Yaadon Ke Saath Ek Hangama Kiya Karte Hain Dost

Hazarat ali as nahjul balagha insan

Hazarat Ali (a.s) ‘Nahjul Balagha’ Insan bhi kiya shay hai: Dolat kamane k liye apni sehat kho deta hy 0r Phr sehat ko wapis

Vvimportant tehqeeq se sabit huwa hai

V.V.Important =;=;= Tehqeeq se Sabit huwa Hai k Quraan Pak ki Surah-e-‘REHMAN’ Mai Hepatitis ‘A’, ‘B’or’C’ (Peeliya) ki Shifa hai, Agar koi (7) din

Jane phir q khud ko muj

(”JANE PHIR Q”) Khud ko muj se “JUDA” kiya usne Jo na karna tha wo kiya usne. Yaad karne se b na “YAAD” aaon

Mat kholna mere maazi ki kitabon ko

‘Mat kholna mere maazi ki kitabon ko [.]~ Dost ~[.] ‘Har us shaks ne bewafai ki jis pe hum naz kiya krte the_

Bhar k jaam ulfat e haider as

Bhar Bhar K Jaam Ulfat e Haider (A.S) Piya Karo Aur Mushkil Paray Toa Naam Ali (A.S) Ka Liya Karo Bhai Gar Chahtay Ho

Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Teacher: “Bachho Ye Duniya Gol Hai” Ye Baat Sun Ke Pappu Ne Hath Khada Kiya, Teacher

Jis ne 3 chezon ki hifazt wo

Jis ne 3 chezon ki hifazt ki wo yaqenan (ALLAH ka) wali hai aur jis ne inko zaya kiya wo yaqenan (ALLAH ka) Dushman

Har pal har lamha tera intezaar kiya

Har pal har lamha tera intezaar kiya Kaise batau sanam mai tujhse kitna pyar kiya Tujhse milne tujhe pane ke liye jaan Jane is

Howee jo girani kitchen main ja ker

howee jo girani kitchen main ja ker bhala kiya wo dilnawz kerey ….. mamlat-e- muhabbet ka ab yeh alam hay k main piyar piyar

Zara c dair mey yon dil ghar

Zara c dair mey yon dil mey ghar kiya Oos ny tamam umr phir mujeh dar,badar kiya Oos ny.

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada

Kiya hai tumne hum se ek waada yaad rakhna, Bhool na jaana kahin apna irada yaad rakhna. Ab na hamain rulana tum, ab na

Toot jaey to mukammal nahi honay deti

Toot jaey to mukammal nahi honay deti, Jaanay is nend ko khuwaboon say adaawat kyun hy…! / Gud Nite ” 69692,”Tery baghair taajub hai

Kabhi jami aasman samjh main nahi aata

Kabhi Jami Kabhi Aasman Samjh Main Nahi Aata Is Dil Ka Thikana Bhi Samjh Main Nahi Aata Meri Aankhein Uski Yaadon Ke Charag To

Teri aankhon ki surkhi ko kiya

tEri aankho’n Ki surkhi Ko Kiya Naam Doon Main Lagta hai Ka Khamoosh Mohabat Tujhe Rulati bhut HAi. . . ./

Betaab nazrain youn mili iqraar hum karne

“~*~Betaab Nazrain Youn Mili Iqraar Hum Karne Lage…~*~ ~*~Yeh Kiya Hua Kyun Is Tarha Izhaar Hum Karne Lage…~*~ ~*~Chalke Hue Jazbaat Kuch Ansoo Bhi

Woh mehfilon main hampe hasthe hai ham

Woh mehfilon main hampe hasthe hai.. Ham tanhayon main baitke roothe hai.. Sanaam kuch tu karle hampe bhi itibaar.. Aap tu abibhi hame bewafa

Kutty ka bachy ager dubara wrong number

kutty ka bachy ager dubara wrong number pa call ya msg kiya tou gar sa tumri behain ko utha ka uski phudi marun ga

Hazrat mohammad saww ney zindgi mein sirf

HAZRAT MOHAMMAD S.A.W.W ney zindgi mein sirf aik(1) HAJJ kiya, 4 bar UMRAH kiya AP S.A.W.W ney 53years MAKKAH mein, 10 years MADINA mein

Qabr ki pukar ay ibne adam

‘Qabr ki Pukar’ Ay ibn’e Adam Tuje aj b mene YAD kiya hy kia Tu ne b mjhe YAD kia? Sun! Mere ander ANDHERA

Kiya hai piyar jisy ham ne zindegi

kiya hai piyar jisy ham ne zindegi ki tarhan wo aashnaa bhi mila ham se ajnabi ki tarhaN

Teacher qayamat ke din zameen phat jaye

Teacher: ‘Qayamat ke din Zameen phat jaye gi, Aasman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz ke har cheez fanaa ho jaye gi.’ Student: ‘Sir tou

Fasla itna barhanay ki zarurat kiya thi

Fasla itna barhanay ki zarurat kiya thi.. Tujhe mujh se rooth ker janay ki zarurat kiya thi.. Ab jo mujh se rooth ker udas

Tum yaad ho to naqsh merey hawaas

Tum yaad Ho To Naqsh Ho Merey HawaaS par Tum Ashk Ho To Merey Dukhon Ka ILaaj Ho Tum Khuwab Ho To Meri Aankhon

gazal jaanay lagay trey shehar se

% GaZal% Jaanay Lagay Trey Shehar Se To Tujhy Alwida Bhi Na Keh Skay Teri Sadgi Itni Haseen Thi K Tujhy Bewafa Bhi Na

Is ko naa qadri e aalam ka sila kehte hainmar

Is ko naa-qadri-e-aalam ka sila kehte haiNMar gaye ham to zamaane ne bahut yaad kiya@

Aasmaan par urty howy prindy sy aik

aasmaan par urty howy prindy sy aik bazurg ny pocha, kiya tumhy Zameen par girny ka dar nahi..? us ny muskura kar jawab diya,

Aik baat kahoon agar suntey ho

Aik baat kahoon Agar suntey ho ? Tum Mujh ko achey lagtey ho Kuch chanchal se , kuch chup chup se kuch pagal pagal

Grahak chotu kya khana pakane me

Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai? Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha, ab

Batao aisa kiya karen k saanp bhi

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay se maar do:) Ahmad Khan=0315-4013008

Kisi nay hazrat ali ra say pucha

Kisi Nay Hazrat ALI (R.A) Say Pucha : DOST Aur BHAI Mein Kiya Farrq Hai ? AAP Nay Farmaya : BHAI Sona (GOLD) Hai

Tumne girtey howe patton ko tu deekha

Tumne girtey howe patton ko tu deekha hoga apni har saans wo tehnee pe gawa daitey hein kiya khoob saajatey hein baharoon mein shajar

tum keya jano yaktarfa muhbt

*. . .Tum keya jano yaktarfa muhbt k azaab, dOsT. . . . . . . . . . . .* Ye wo mehnat

Pathan 2 father hum ko 200 rupey

Pathan 2 Father: hum ko 200 rupey do, Father : kyun? pathan: hum ko sadar jana hai, cNG bus mai baghair ticket safar pe

Kaba teray ghilaf ka kala hai rang

Kaba Teray Ghilaf Ka Kala Hai Rang Kyun Kya Tu Bhi Sogwar Hai Zehra (S.A) K Chain Ka Yeh Rang Sog Ka Hai Jo

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi?? U Dirty MiNd AnswEr hAi . BethA huA

Tera zikar bhi karna chor diya

Tera Zikar Bhi Karna Chor Diya Ab Hum Ne Rona Chor Diya Jub Rona Nahin To Hasna Kiya Ab Hasna Hasana Chor Diya Har

Meri tasveer mein rang aur kisi ka

meri tasveer mein rang aur kisi ka to nahi gher lein mujhko sab ankhen, mein tamasha to nahi zindagi tujh se har ik sans

Muhabbat kiya cheez hai ye ab jana

Muhabbat kiya Cheez hai ye ab Jana hum ne,,,,,!! ‘DOST ‘ Hazaron k dil Torny prte hain Sirf aik dil jurny k liye….!!

Itne to burey na the jitne ilzaam

itne to burey na the jitne ilzaam lagaye logon ne faraz kuch us ne humain badnaam kiya aag lagai apno ne

Sardar agar operation se mujhe kuch ho

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