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kitne SMS Messages

Be wafa duniya me barry humne azaab dekhy

Be-wafa Duniya Me Barry Hum’ne Azaab Dekhy, Ishq Ki Lambi Manzil Thi Rasty Saary Kharab Dekhy. La-Ilaaj Is Marz Me Kya Kya Ilaaj Dekhy,

Kitne kem zarf hote hen jo dosron

Kitne kem zarf hote hen jo dosron ki majboriyon se faida uthate hen- Kitne bd Qasmet hote hen jo sachai or khuloos ki Qadr

Mohabbat kitne tanha thee asmano ma

MOHABBAT KITNE TANHA THEE’ Asmano ma Or zameen per Mohabbat kitne tanha thee Teh-e-samandar ma pary Gohar-e-nayab sy bhary kisi gehwara sadaf K ander

Faasle na bher jayen ghatane seaao soch

faasle na bher jayen faasle ghatane se,aao soch len pehle raabte berhane se,zakham bhi lagate ho phool bhi khilate ho,kitne kaam lete ho ik

Jurm e ulfat mein log hamen saza detey hain

Jurm-E-Ulfat Mein Log Hamen Saza Detey Hain Kitne Nadan Hain Sholon Ko Hawa Dete Hain Kaise Mumkin Hay Dil Bhi Jale Aur Duhwan Na

Dil k dard ko zubaan par laate

Dil k dard ko zubaan par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyon na ho, hum

Us aakhri sham ne mere hath apne

Us Aakhri sham Us nE mere Hath apnE Hatho mE le kar kaha tHa, sunO! TumHara hatH bohaT garam Hai.. …aur yE waFa Dar

Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage

Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage, kitne door hai sapne hakikat ke aage, koi ruki hui dhadkan se puchhe, kitna tadapta hai dil

Kitne bholepan se puchte hai wo ki

??Kitne bholepan se puchte hai wo ki teri duniya kya hai.? Wo kya jaane ki uski baahon me hi simat’ti hai duniya meri..!!!??

Wo kitne itminan se wo se

(‘*Wo Kitne Itminan Se*’) Wo Kitne Itminan Se Thukra Gaya Mujhe, Aansu Bana K Aankh Se Tapka Gaya Mujhe, Kaisi Rehbari Thi Ye Kaisa

Pathan station jany k kitne paise logay

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay? Ricksha Wala: 50 Pathan: 20 Lelo Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega. Pathan: Tum Peeche

Wo rooth jata hai aksar shikwa kiye

”Wo Rooth Jata Hai Aksar Shikwa Kiye Baghair,,, Hum Bhi To Seh Jatey Hain Shikayat Kiye Baghair,,, Hum Sochte Rahey Mohabbat Be-Loos Hoti Hai,,,

Passengerbhai kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho

Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho? Conductor: 24 ghantey.. Passenger: Kaisey? Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-( or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas

1admi 1 lady se kehta he apke

1Admi 1 LADY se kehta he- Apke kitne BACHHE hai? LADY’10’ MAN-Yani apki ZAMiN acchi zarkez Hai. LADY-BEHANCHOD Meri ZAMiN zarkhez nahi,mera KiSAAN MEHANTi

chand gharano ne mil jul kr

*’* Chand gharano ne mil jul kr, Kitne Gharano Ka Haq Cheena Hai, *’* Bahar Ki Mati K Badle, Ghar Ka Sona bech Dya

Ittifakat ko mai us ki addayen samjha

ittifakat ko mai us ki addayen samjha. kitna nadaan tha khud k tere kaabil samjha kitne pathar hain meri raah mai ab janaa hai.

Ishq m qalb o jigar b na hmare nkle

Ishq M Qalb-o-Jigar B Na Hmare Nkle, Jo B Nkle Woh Tarafdaar Tmhare Nkle, Ktne Aashiq Hue Qurban Tjhe Maloom Nhi, Kitne Zalim Tri

Soch smjh kr msg kia karo batamizi

Soch smjh kr msg kia karo batamizi mjy b karna ati hy… 0k Happy panga day. Dekho kitne reply ate hen k mene konsa

Kabhi pathar ki lakeeran bhi mita karti

Kabhi pathar ki lakeeran bhi mita karti hain kya FARAZ Kitne nadan hain mare dil sy tera naam mitane walay

Jab kabhi chahe andheron mein ujale usne

Jab kabhi chahe Andheron mein Ujale usne, Ker diya ghar mera sholon k hawale usne, Uspe khul jati mere shouq ki shiddat sari, Dekhe

Only 4 unmarried boys nd girls jis

Only 4 unmarried boys nd girls. Jis sy piyar krte ho us sy shadi k kitne % chance hain? Select alphabet A, B, S,

Life ka successful moral pyar woh

Life Ka Successful Moral: ‘Pyar Woh Nahi K Hum Ek Ko Kitne Saal Tak Karte Hain.’ ‘Pyar To Woh Hai K Hum Ek Saal

Kabhi dekho na subah adhkhuli palkon ko

Kabhi Dekho Na….. Subah Adhkhuli Palkon Ko, Bistar Ki Anginat Salwaton Ko, Sone Ke Kitne Hi Bahano Ko, Tumko Talashti Un Nazaron Ko……. Kabhi

Tum ko yaad bhi nahi rehteen

Tum Ko Yaad Bhi Nahi Rehteen Humari Choti Choti Khoshyaan Tum Ko To Shayad Ehsaas Bhi Nahi Hai Ke Hum Kitne Betaab Hoye Thay

Boy me 20 yrs ka hon tum

Boy Me 20 yrs ka hon Tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon Boy: Phir chalen? Girl: Kahan? Boy: Twenty Twenty

Dil k rishte be ajeeb hote hain

Dil k rishte be ajeeb hote hain, door reh kar be kareeb hote hain, jo log ap ko roz dekhte hain wo log kitne

jb se is ne shehar ko

*. .Jb se is ne shehar ko chora hr rasta sunsaan hua, Apna kia hy sare sehar ka ek jaisa nuqsan hua, Ye dil

G o ol gappay kitne tasty

G o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o

Kitne duk hai en wafaon mein kitna

Kitne duk hai en wafaon mein, Kitna dard hai en jafaon mein, Hai ye ansoo kise ke aankhno ka, Tum ne dekha nahi ghataon

Mera gunah kya hai ye to bata

Mera Gunah Kya Hai Ye To Bata Dijiye, Aashiq Hoon Main Aapka Itni To Mat Saza Dijiye, Bahut Tadpaya Hai Yaadoon Mein Aakar, Ab

Zndgi ki asal khoobsurti ye nahin k

‘Zndgi ki Asal khoobsurti ye nahin k tum kitne khush ho, balke zindgi ki asal khoobsurti to ye h k doosre tum se kitna

Gabbr kitny aadmi thy samba sardar

Gabbr: Kitny aadmi thy? Samba: Sardar 2? Gabbr: Mujy ginti nai ati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2,1 k bad ata hai Gabbr:

Shayad wo gando tha surat to

SHAYAD WO GANDO THA… Surat to dekhi bhali thi, Pr gand uski kali thi. Ek hi uska zoq tha, Chudwane ka shoq tha. Me

Muddat se mera dil hai k abaad

Muddat se mera dil hai k abaad nahe hai… Honton pe magar aaj b faryaad nahe hai…. Aata hai khayalon mei mere uska he

Kitne tohfe deti hai ye muhabbat bi

KITNE TOHFE DETI HAI YE MUHABBAT BI ‘HAYAT’…… DUKH ALAG,RUSWAI ALAG,JUDAI ALAG,TANHAI ALAG!!!!!

Meri sub sms frnds se request

Meri sub sMs fRnDs se. . Request ha. . . K plz. . . . Just sMs frwrd krne ki bajae. . Kamzkam .

Dil main tumhari tasveer aankhon aansoon ke

dil main tumhari tasveer aankhon main aansoon ke malee hain tumhain kia batain tum bin kitne hum akale hain.

Tere yad ma pal marta ha koi

Tere yad ma pal pal marta ha koi tujhe apne har sans ma yad karte ha koi kabhi fursat mile to akele sochna kitne

Hm ne kitne hi sukhn lihke bina

Hm ne kitne hi sukhn lihke bina Bismillah Koi ik aadh gazl ba’nam-e-Khuda Bismillah Saqiya! Hm jo piyen ge to khuloos-e-dil se May pilani

Yaar aik bat bataa tum kitne

Yaar aik bat bataa Tum kitne sharif ho Parhe likhe ho Achi family hai Family statis hai Decent ho Khuddar ho Kabil-e-fakhar ho paise

Policeman or fauji ek sath train mai

policeman or fauji ek sath train mai safar kr rhe the. Plcman. Aap chuti pe jarahe ho? Foji. Haan wife ki delivery hai. Plcmn.

1 sardar aur punjabi ka interview tha

1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha.. punjabi se: Q: taleem? Ans: B.A Q:Pakistan kab bana? Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi

Udaas ankhein uddas ankhen mujh ko

Udaas Ankhein uddas ankhen mujh ko achi lagti hen han aise ankhen jin ko dekh kr yun lage k jaise bohat kuch chupa rakha

Yeh chand lamhe jo guzre teri rafaqat

Yeh chand lamhe jo guzre teri Rafaqat mein Na Jaane kitne baras mere Kaam Aayenge

Kya leke aye they lekar jaoge mujhe

Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Ishq ne kya ranj sahe tum jano

Ishq ne kya kya ranj sahe tum kya jano Aag main kitne phool khile tum kya jano Hijr ki kaali raat main kaise kaise

Pathan ye bkra kitne ka he aadmi

Pathan: Ye bkra kitne ka he? Aadmi: 38,000 Ka! Phathan heran ho kr: . . . . . . Touch screen wala hai kya..??

Jab pas ho tab khas door ehsas

‘Jab pas ho’ ‘tab khas ho’ ‘Jab door ho’ ‘ehsas ho’ ‘anokhi si koi aas ho’ ‘Jo na Mite’ ‘wo piyas ho’ ‘ab or

kasy ho a dost

********************************** (‘.’) kasy ho /)a) dost? _/ _ (‘.’) ap ko pata hy? _/ _ K Eid Wale Din Kitne Kam Hote …….Hai…….. Is

Nafrat ki aag ne kitne gharon ko

Nafrat ki Aag Ne Kitne Gharo’N Ko Jala Diya Hy ‘ Dosto’ ‘ Ek ßheerr Si Lagi Hy Kafan ki Dukaan Pr…. ~ Pray

Kya lekar aye thay kya jaoge

Kya lekar aye thay? kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN

Memon ko current laga begum ne

Memon Ko Current Laga… Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha: Kuch Howa To Nahi..? Memon Bola: Mujhe Chorr Bahir Jaa Kar Deakh “UNIT” Kitne Gire

Dil me tmhari yad k nashtar utar

‘Dil me tmhari yad k nashtar utar gaye Kitne sitare aankh se tootkar bikhargaye Aajaiye k aap ko tarse hay ab nazar Dekha nhi

Gabbarsingh ne janam lia to uski maa

Gabbar_Singh ne janam lia to uski maa usko mar rahi thi, Nurse_Q mar rahi ho? Maa Boli_kamenna jb se peda hua hy 1 hi

Tere liye hum hain jiyeh honthon ko

Tere Liye Hum Hain Jiyeh, Honthon Ko Siye Tere Liye Hum Hain Jiyeh, Har Aansoo Piye Dil Mein Magar Jalte Rahe, Chaahat Ke Diye

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

Log mujh se mil kar bichar jate

Log Mujh Se Mil Kar Bichar Jate Hain. Is Liye Main Logon Se Door Rehta Hon. Mat Samjho K Aate Nahi Adaab-e-Mulaqat Mujhe. Khaloos

Kashti chala raha hai magar kis

Kashti Chala Raha Hai Kashti Chala Raha Hai MagaR Kis Adaa K Saath??? Hum Bhi Na Dob Jaayen Kahin Na’Khuda K Saath, Phaili Hai

Rat bher tanha raha din bhrer akaila

Rat bher tanha raha din bhrer akaila main hi tha. Shaher ki aabadiyon mein apne jaisa main hi tha. Main hi dariya,main hi toofan,main

Aaye han smajaane log kitne divaane

aaye han smajaane log han kitne divaane log dair-o-haram me chain jo milata kyu jaate maikhaane log jaan ke sb kuch kuch bi na

Q university mai saari larkiyon k kitne

Q: University Mai Saari Larkiyon K Kitne Naam Hote Hain? . . . Ans- Sirf 4, . . . 1. Meri Waali, 2. Teri

Uf ye angrez alif bay pay ko

Uf Ye Angrez 🙂 Ye ”Alif-Bay-Pay” Ko A To Z Kehte Hain, Hum Inko Pagal Or Ye Hamain Mad Kehte Hain, Jeeti Jaagti AMMI

Agar jawab hai tou zaroor hamari islah

Agar Jawab Hai Tou Zaroor Hamari Islah Karayein ? Q.1- Kis Sahabi Ka Urs Saari Duniya Main Manaya Jaata Hai ? Q.2- Kis Nabi

Mohabatoon mein kch esse b haal hote

mohabatooN meiN kch esse b haal hote haiN,, khafa hooN jiN se oNhi k khayal hote haiN. machalte rehte haiN zehnooN meiN was’wasooN ki

Khamosh palkon se beh kar jab aansu

Khamosh palkon se beh kar jab aansu atey hain. Aap kia jane kitne aap yaad atey hain. Aj bhi us morr pe kharey hain.

Zamane se suna tha ke mohabbat har

Zamane se suna tha ke mohabbat har jati hai, Jo chahat ek tarfa ho woh chahat har jati hai, Kahin dua ka ek lafz

q1 farishton m sb s pehle

*’* Q1. Farishton m sb s pehle kis ne sajda kya? Israfeel ( A. S ) ne. Q2. Hazrat Aadam A. S jb janat

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai. Agar aap ne in panch swalon ke jawab diye to aap pas warna. Fail.time 12 ghante. Strt

Nazar aayi jo mujhe tum us din

nazar aayi jo mujhe tum us din. usi din ruk gayi jaise ye zindagi bholi si wo surat, masoom si murat kya kahu koi

kaash hm khul k zindagi karte

*’* Kaash Hm Khul K Zindagi Karte ! Umar Guzri Hai Khudkashi Karte !! *’* Bijliyan Is Taraf Nhi Aaen Wrna Hm Ghar Men

Phoolo ki mahak churaye to kaise suraj

phoolo ki mahak churaye to kaise Suraj ki kirny chupayein to kaise Apse hum mein kitne bhi faslien ho Hum aap jaisy pyaary ko

Bhir main ik ajnabi ka samana acha

Bhir main ik ajnabi ka samana acha laga sab se chup kar vo kisi ka dekhna acha laga surmai ankhon k niche phul se

Parveen shakir ay khuda jab b

‘Parveen shakir’ Ay Khuda jab b tra asman dekhti hon Us mn basa 1 jahan dekhti hon Najane kitne hi jahanon ki sair krti

Dua ki appeal ye msg apne

Dua Ki Appeal Ye msg apne frnds ko 4rwrd kare’n Roz kitne faltu msgs krty …hyn Plz dn’t ignore Meri Ek Laki Se Baat

Aansoo nadaan hain kitne kuch samjhte

AANSOO Nadaan Hain Kitne Kuch Samjhte hi Nahi Seenay se Laga k poochte hain k Dharkan Taiz Kyon Hai. . . . . ?

Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai

Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, Pyaass bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai. Apni yadon se keho ki yun na sataya kare,

Chota sa ik lafz tumhaara kitna

choTa sa ik lafz tumhaara kitna peyaara lagta hai dil meN khushiyoN ke najaane kitne phhool khilaata hai phheeke se be.kaif se din meN

Doctorbachey 2 he achey wase apke kitne

DOCTOR:BAchEy 2 he Achey WAsE ApKe kitnE BAchey hn LADY:PehLe tu 2 he thAy LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to Achey ki TALAsh mEi

Duniya k ae musafir manzil teri

Duniya k ae musafir_ Manzil teri qabar hai_ Te kar raha hai jo tu_ Do din ka ye safar hai_ Jab se bani hai

Wafaa ka sila phair lete hain

‘Wafaa Ka Sila’ Phair Lete Hain Nazar Dilse Bhula Dete Hain Kya Yunhi Log Wafaoun Ka Silaa Dete Hain Wadaa Kiya Tha Phir Bhi

Log mujh se mil kar bichher jate

Log Mujh Se Mil Kar Bichher Jate Hain Is Liye Main Logon Se Door Rehta Hon Mat Samjho Ke Aate Nahi Adaab-E-Mulaqaat Mujhe Khaloos

bane banae hwe rastn p ja

*’* Bane Banae Hwe Rastn P Ja nikle *’* Ye Hamsafar Mery Kitne Gurez Paa Nikle, *’* Chale the Aur Kisi Raste Ki Dhun

Dil mra udaas hai aksar shayad tumhari

Dil mra udaas hai Aksar shayad tumhari he pyas hia Aksar Tum kitne khubsurat ho iska mujay Ahsaas hia Aksar OR Tareef main tumhari

Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula

Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain, vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain, ishq to unko bhi hai humse

Mera sub kuch mere gham k siwa

mera sub kuch mere gham k siwa takseem hota hai lahoo mera ba andaaz-e hina takseem hota hai shahensha nok-e khanjar se lakeeren haath

Dil k raste mai kesi thoker maine

Dil k raste mai kesi thoker maine khai Toote khab sare ik mayusi hai chai Har khushi so gae zindgi kho gae Tumko jo

Main kon hon main yehi bata nahi

Main kon hon main yehi bata nahi paya Main tum se apma taaruf kara nahi paya Na jane kitne bras us se baat hoti

Barish ki yeh pehli boondein kaisa jadu

Barish Ki Yeh Pehli Boondein Kaisa Jadu Karti Hain ..!! Dil Se Khoon Ke Katre Le Kar Meri Aankhein Bharti Hain Barish Ke Is

Kya lekar aya thakya jayegamujhe sms na

Kya lekar aya tha,Kya lekar jayega,Mujhe sms na karke zalimTu kitne chillar bachayega..

zarori sawalat q1 kis sahabi ka

-Zarori Sawalat- Q.1: Kis SAHABI ka Urs pori Dunya me manaya jata hy ? Q.2: Hmare NABI(S.A.W) k Zamany k Sbse Behtreen QAWAAL kon

Kitne aish se rehte hunge itrate jane

kitne aish se rehte hunge kitne itrate hunge jane kese log wo hunge jo us ko bhate hunge us ki yaad ki baad e

Patan yeh bakra kitne ka ha

‘patan: yeh bakra kitne ka ha admi: 38,000 ka patan: heran ho kar . . . . . . . . . . .

Hamare dil ki gehrai ko koi samajh

Hamare dil ki gehrai ko koi samajh paya hi nahi.. Kitne tanha hain hum koi jaan paya hi nahi.. Kisi ko hamari kami mehsus

Aa jaaye jo ik baar yahan phir

Aa jaaye jo ik baar yahan phir jaane ka hosh kise hai, peene ka bahana hai peete hain kitne paimane ka hosh kise hai.

Qno1 quran pak ki pehli surah

Q.No1: ‘Quran’ Pak ki pehli surah kis cheez pr likhi gyi? Ans: Khajur k patto per. Q; No2:’ Quran’Pak me kis sahabi ka NAAM

Bikhra wajood toote khwab sulagti tnhaiyan

Bikhra wajood, Toote khwab, Sulagti tnhaiyan. . . Kitne haseen tohfe dy jati hai ye Mohabbat. .

Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hein

Dil Ke Rishtey Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hein, Door Rehkar Bhi Kareeb Hote Hein, Jo Loog Aap Ko Roz Dekhte Hein, Woh Loog Kitne Khushnaseeb

Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hein

Dil Ke Rishtey Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hein, Door Rehkar Bhi Kareeb Hote Hein, Jo Loog Aap Ko Roz Dekhte Hein, Woh Loog Kitne Khushnaseeb

Sir samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye

SIR- Samaj tujhe 10 laddu diye.. Boy- Mujhe..?? SIR- Samaj na tere baap ka kya jata hai..! Us main se 5 mujhe diye to

Mat kr itna guroor apne aap par

Mat kr itna Guroor apne Aap par Ae…..! ‘ INSAN” na jane KHUDA ne kitne tere jese bana bana kar mita diye.

dasht e hijran men na saya

*’* Dasht E Hijran Men Na Saya Na Sada Tere Bad, *’* Kitne Tanha Hen Tere Aabla Paa, Tere Bad, *’* Koi Paigham Na

Chahe kitne bhi door hum rahen pr

Chahe Kitne Bhi Door Hum Rahen Pr, Pyar K Ye Silsilay Na Kabhi Kam Honge, Tum TANHA Kahan Ho Zara Palat K Dekhna, Tumhare

What is another painful sentence other than

What is another painful sentence other than ‘I Hate You.’ . . . ……. . . . . . . . . KITNE MARKS

Mandi jarahe hain hm log kalchalna hai

Mandi Jarahe Hain hm log kal..Chalna Hai kia?Reply fast Ap Bhi Agay 4ward Kr k Dekhen Ap k Dost Mandi k Kitne Khuwar Ha..

Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai

Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai, Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai, Kitne khadde hain raho pe, Phir bhi dil

Barish hui to phulon k tan chak

barish hui to phulon k tan chak ho gaye mausam k hath bhig k saffak ho gaye badal ko kya khabar k barish ki

Ab magar khuch b nhe ho

Ab magar khuch b nhe khuch nhe ho skta Apne jazbon se yeh Rangeen Shrarat na kro Kitne ‘Masoom’ ho ‘Nazuk’ ho Hmakat na

Awaaz de kay chup gaye kitne haseen

Awaaz De Kay Chup Gaye Kitne Haseen Log … Yeh Aashiqi Tu Aankh Machooli Hai Dosto …!!!

Chand k sath kai dard purane nikle

chand k sath kai dard purane nikle kitne gam the jo tere gam ke bahane nikle fasl-e gul ai phir ik bar asiran-e-vafa apne

Hai k abaad nahe honton pe magar

hai k abaad nahe hai Honton pe magar aaj b faryaad nahe hai Aata hai khayalon mei mere uska he chehra Bas us k

Foolo ki mahak churaye to kaise suraj

Foolo ki mahak churaye to kaise Suraj ki kiran chupayein to kaise Ap or hum mein kitne hi faslien hon Hum aap jaisy pyaar

Wohi aahaten dar o baam pr rat jagon

Wohi aahaten dar o baam pr, Wohi rat-jagon k azab hain Wohi adh-bujhi meri neend hy, Wohi adh-jalay mere khwab hain Kabhi chaha khud

Kitne bhartiyon ko lagta hy k

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega? Ans: 10% bcoz . . . . . Rest of

Kitne nazuk mizaj hain woh kuch na

Kitne Nazuk mizaj hain Woh kuch na poochiye!!! . . . Han ?? . Aik baar keh jo dia k na pochye to phir

Humhare toh har alfaaz mein hota tha

Humhare Toh Har Alfaaz Mein Hota Tha Pyaar Kash Tum Do Lafz Hi Keh Paate, Bich Humaare Hoti Thi Kitni Baatein Kash Tum Kuch

Admilady seapke kitne bache hain lady10 manyani

Admi,LADY Se:Apke Kitne BACHE Hain? LADY:’10’ MAN:Yani Apki ZAMEEN achi Zarkhez Hy. LADY:BEHNCHOD Meri ZAMIN Zarkhez Nhi Mra KISAN MEHNTI Hy.

Ulloo kitna befikar prinda hy

ULLOO ! Kitna Befikar Prinda hy Duniya Esko Nakara smjti hy Es me AQAL Nam ki koi chez nai hoti mgr Bechare ki Himat

Zakhm kitne diaey hain teri chahat ne

Zakhm kitne diaey hain Teri Chahat ne Mujhe Sochti hon tum say kahon magar Jaane Do

Mere kitne sms mile bahut saare aur

Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut saare? Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi! Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye – Ab Goli Kha

Dulha plz bilkul sch btana k shadi

Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki

Zindagi ek raat he jisme na

Zindagi ek raat he, Jisme na jaane kitne khwaab he, Jo toot gaya woh sapna he, Jo mil gaya wahi apna he……

Khaali haat aap aaye the huzoor jaayenge

khaali haat aap aaye the huzoor khaali haat aap jaayenge zaroor hamein sms na kar ke kitne chillar bachayenge huzoor (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ Lover ¸.•´¸.•*¨)

Hazar rahen mud ke dekhien kahien se

Hazar rahen mud ke dekhien, Kahien se koi sada na ayie Badi wafa se nibhayie tum ne, Humari thodisi Bewafaie Jahan se tum mod

Only for unmarried jis se ap

Only For Unmarried. Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain. Koi Ek Select Karen. A, B, S,

tum zulm ki hd ko

*. . .Tum Zulm Ki Hd Ko Paar Kro, Hum Sabr Ka Daman Thamtay Hain. Tum Lakh Dhamakay Hm Pe Kro, Hm Khoon Bahana

Dil ki baat zuban oar laya nahi

dil ki baat zuban oar laya nahi karte hum apni aankon se aanso bahaya nahi karte zakam chahe kitne hi gehre kyun na hon

Bachay kitne sachay hotay hain maa

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Jinhain chaha bahut hm ne magar apnaa

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Dor ho kr b meray kareeb ho

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Tohmatein to lagti hain roshni ki khwahish

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Tez barish me kabhi sard hawaon raha

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Chaand bhii khoyaa saa hai taare khwaabiidaa

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1 ghar me 20 log rehte hein

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