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Ay chashme yaar ab na yaad na

Ay Chashm_E_ YaaR, Ab NA Yaad, Na NafRat,Na Ehsaas,, Kia Ham Kisi Sulook K Qabil Nahi Rahy…!!!

gazal jaanay lagay trey shehar se

% GaZal% Jaanay Lagay Trey Shehar Se To Tujhy Alwida Bhi Na Keh Skay Teri Sadgi Itni Haseen Thi K Tujhy Bewafa Bhi Na

Agr hm apse hmsha k lye door

Agr hm apse hmsha k lye door ja rhy hn to ap k last words hmary lye kia honge. Choose any (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10) it is

Is se bara zulm aur kia ho

Is se bara zulm aur kia ho sakta hay faraz? K washroon k loty mein mirchein dal gia..

Kia malooam sans b sath day ge

kia malooam sans b sath day ge teri yadoan ko dil say bholany k bad roz aty ho rolaty ho chaly jaty ho meri

Jquraan s nisa a 51 52 kia aapny un lgun

‘J$$’QURAAN’ S-Nisa-A-51-52 Kia AapNy Un Lögun Ka Hal Nhi Dekha Jinhen Kitab Ka Ek Hisa Diya Gya h Jø Gær Allah Kö Mabud Or

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai

Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai. Agar aap ne in panch swalon ke jawab diye to aap pas warna. Fail.time 12 ghante. Strt

1 sexy lrki college mei teaching k

1 Sexy lrki college mei teaching k liye gai Principle ne pocha tm kia prha skti ho? Biolo,gy Zo0lo,gy Geolo,gy Lrki: No Sir Sirf

Teacher home work q nhi kia

teacher; home work Q nhi kia Stdnt; sir,lit nhi thi Teachr; to mom batti jala lete Student; sir,machis nhi thi Teachr; Machis Q nai

Main ne tuje psand keya hai kia

Main ne Tuje Psand keya hai kia ap ……………

Dost kia khoob wafaoon ka sila dete

dost kia khoob wafaoon ka sila dete hain her nayee mor pe ek drad naya dete hain tum se tu khair ghaari bhar ki

Apka blood group kia haijaldi msg kr

Apka Blood Group kia hai?Jaldi Msg kr k batao Shaitan ki tabiat Ramzan ki wajah se bohat Nazuk hyDoctor ne kAha hai k Sirf

Nae tarha say nibhanay ki dill ne

Nae tarha say nibhanay ki dill ne thani hay Wagarna uss say muhabbat bohat purani hay Khuda wo din na dikhay k mein kisi

Tuu cahay mujhay aisi qissmat kahan thi

Tuu cahay mujhay aisi qissmat kahan thi Kahan main kahan tuu ye nisbat kahan thi Teri berukhi say ye dil muztarib tha Mera haal

Main wohe hoon jiay tum piyaar kia

Main Wohe Hoon Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They… Din Main $oo Baar Mera Naam Liya Kertey They Aaj Kia Baat Hay Kyun Mujh

Azab e qabar sy bachany wali 7 chezain1namaz ki

Azab-e-qabar sy bachany wali 7 chezain!1.Namaz ki pabandi2.Sadqy ki kasrat3.Tilawt-e-Quran4.Tasbihat ki kasrat5.Jhoot sy bachna6.Khaynat na karna7.Chugli sy bachnaSadqa.e.Jaria‘Allah us k chehry ko tar.o.taza rakhy

Panjabi ki bv sex k duran sa

Panjabi ki BV sex k duran Panjabi sa boli: Zrra niples toh chooso! panjabi thori der nipls choosne k bad rone laga, BV: kia

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5 5k

Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5,k noton se sajaya hua tha . . Dost: Ye kia…? . . Pathan: Mujhe BALOCH ne kaha

Wo kia jaane us wqt mere dil

Wo Kia Jaane Us Wqt Mere DiL Pe Kia Guzarti ha..?? ‘FaraZ’ Jb Wo Meri Taraf Dekh Kr Kehti hai K.. . TuM MujSe

Tum kia jano jab dil udas

(TUM KIA JANO) Jab dil udas hota hai, Dard kuch khaas hota hai, Hr soch Hr yad Hr baat Hr pal bara be-aas hota

Tery bina ye dil kahi na lagy

Tery bina ye dil kahi na lagy tujh ko tujh say chura lo agar bura na lagy Agar tum per marna hai tu is

Kia koi insan science parhe bina engenier

Kia Koi INSAN Science Parhe Bina Engenier Ban Sakta Hai ? Medical pare Bina Doctor ban sakta hai? Wakalat pare Bina wakeel ban sakta

Dil ke sawaal khabhi socha hai

Dil Ke Sawaal.. Khabhi Socha Hai Tu Nay Dil Kia Kheta Hai? Khabhi Socha Hai Kia Hota Jab Dil Toot ta Hai? Kitna Dard

Srdr samosy k ander ka masala kha

Srdr samosy k ander ka masala kha raha tha.1admi ne pocha pura q nhi khatay. srdr bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki chez khane se

Ishq mai gairat e jazbat ne ronay

Ishq mai gairat e jazbat ne ronay na dia, Warna kia bat thi jis bat ne ronay na dia, Ap kehtay thay k ronay

Kia tha pyar jisay hum ne zindage

Kia tha pyar jisay, hum ne zindage ki tarah woh ashna bhi mila hum se ajnabi ki tarah. Bhara k pyas meri us ne

Aap sallalahu alaihi wasallum ne farmaya har

Aap Sallalahu Alaihi Wasallum ne farmaya: ‘har wo ahm kaam jise Bismillah se shuru na kia gia ho wo naqus aur us ka na

Kya ajab ehtisaab apna tha jaan apni

kya ajab ehtisaab apna tha.. jaan apni azaab apna tha.. kuch miley loog bhi zamana saaz.. …kuch muqaddar kharab apna tha.. ye k mukhliss

Jab kaha tumne hans kr ke esa

JAB KAHA TUMNE HANS KR KE ESA KUCH NAHI TAALUQ HAMARE BICH JO RISHTA HAI ISHTA WO BAS EK AAM SA RISHTA HAI SONO

Utra tha chand hmare aanghan mein

utra tha chand hmare aanghan mein . par sitaron ko ye gunwara na tha . hum ti sitaron se bhi bagawat ker letey .

1 aurat ne new sim li or

1 Aurat ne New sim li or mobile main lagai or faisla kia k shohar ko surprise degi jo drawing room main betha tha

Chor dia hum ne os ka deedar

Chor dia hum ne os ka deedar krna hamesha k liy,, ‘Faraz’ Jis ko hamari nigah se he nafrat ho ose mur mur k

Yad aate ho tu jati hain ye

Yad Aate Ho Tu Ho Jati Hain Ye Ankhen Num…. Kia Tasawwur Main Bhi Rulane Ki Qasam Khayi Hai….

Gulab chehary bhi thy bazm e naz main lekin

GULAB CHEHARY BHI THY BAZM-E-NAZ MAIN LEKIN MERI NAZAR NEY KIA INTIKHAB PATHER KA.

Yun he har din hamien aisay chahien

yun he har din hamien aisay chahien gay kia, yun he sari umr ese he rahien gay kia, pal pal dil mien darkan ban

Nenden b meri aankh ki churata hai

NENDEN B MERI AANKH KI CHURATA HAI WOHI SHAKS SO JAON TO KHUABOON ME SATA TA HAI WOHI SHAKS HAR ZAKHAM KA KHALIQ B

Mujhe udas dekh kr zamane ne sawal

Mujhe udas dekh kr zamane ne sawal kia Wo kon hy jis ne tera ye haal kia Mane kaha wo muhabbt hy jo meri

Once an old age mother was sitting

Once an Old Age Mother was sitting with her son. . Ek kawa (crow) pas betha tha, MAAN nE poocha k Beta yE kia

Chaha he tmhe is liye shikwa nhi

Chaha He Tmhe Is Liye Shikwa Nhi Kia, Hmne To Kbhi Tmko Ruswa Nhi Kia, Smjha He Teri bat Ko Hr Bat Se Brh

Boys r always smart b0y tumhare pen

(Boys r always smart) B0y: tumhare pen main ink nai hai kya? Grl: andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha hai B0y : acha t0

Dost chaey kitna b bura q na

Dost Chaey kitna b bura Q na Ho us ko chorna ni Chaey Q k Pani o jitna b grm kia jae wo aag

G h a z al meri

G H A Z AL Meri JAN aa meray aangan mein zara sham k bad Mil k Mangen ge mohabat ki dua sham k

Jo ho gia wo hona hoga

Jo Ho Gia Wo Ho Gia Jo Hona Hoga Wo Hoga Or Jo Ni Hona Hy Wo Ni Hoga Q K Jo Hona Hy

Gazal tmhary shear ka m0sam bra

[¤GAZAL¤] Tmhary shear ka m0sam bära suhana £agy,…. Main ek sham chura £ou agr burä na £agy,…. Jo d0ubna ha t0 itnay säc0un sy

Pehalwan ne mehfil me 1 limu se

Pehalwan ne Mehfil me 1 Limu se pura 1 Glass juice Nikal kar sabko Heran kar dia Challenge kia aisa koi aur kar k

Ek badshah nokrani pe aashiq tha din

Ek Badshah nokrani pe aashiq tha, Ek din wazir ne dekha k nokrani badshah k sath Takht pe bethi huwi he, Wazir ne pucha

Use paana khona aur usi ki

USE PAANA , USE KHONA AUR USI KI HIJAR MEN RONA KIA YEH ISHQ HAY UBED E RAZA TO HUM TANHA HI ACHE HEN.

Hamara saath deny ko saawan ke

Hamara saath deny ko Saawan ke bharey baadal Galey mil mil ke royenge Phir itna paani barsega Samander seh na payega Karo na zidd

Aankhon main jo khuab hain in ko

aankhon main jo khuab hain in ko baatain kerne do honton se wo lafz kaho jo kajal kehta hai mosam jo sandesa laya us

Ye mazaaq hy meri zaat sy ya

Ye mazaaq hy meri zaat sy Ya riwaaj hy try shehr ka Kbi is taraf kabi us taraf Kia mizaaj hy try shehr ka

Kbhi rat bhr k jhagre chahton ki

kbhi rat bhr k jhagre, kbhi chahton ki baten, wohi ap he k qissey wohi ap he k baten, wo mila hai mujhko aksar

Kaanch ki chori kitni sada pyari

?Kaanch Ki Chori? Kitni Sada, Kitni Pyari, Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki, …College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi, Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,

Humen to ab bhi wo guzra zamana

‘Humen to ab bhi wo guzra zamana yaad aata hai, Tumhe bhi kia kbi wo deewana yaad aata hai, Hawaen tez thie, Baish bhi

Shaam dhali phir raat ayee dil dharka

SHAAM DHALI PHIR RAAT AYEE DIL DHARKA PHIR AP KI YAAD AYEE AANKHOON NE MEHSOOS KIA US HAWA KO JO AP KO CHOO KAR

Jo gham seeno ma paltay ha zakham

jo gham seeno ma paltay ha zakham jo dil pa lagtay ha kisi ki bewafai sa gharor-o-benyazi sa to kia wo daagh dhuL jatay

main ne ulfat k taqazon ko

*’* Main Ne ULFAT K Taqazon Ko Nibhaya Aksar, *’* Aur Logon Ne Mera Dard Barhaya Aksar, *’* Main Ne Tuty Huwe Logon Ko

Hum ne to khud se intaqam lia

HUM NE TO KHUD SE INTAQAM LIA HAI FARAZ TUM NE KIA SOCH KR HUM SE MUHBT KI…..?

Dekhna jo na tha zainab sa ko

Dekhna jo na tha Zainab ‘s.a’ ko woh sab dekh aiye, Laash pe bhai ki chaadar na ourhanay pai, Koi bhi pas na tha

Sirf aik bar he msg ko parh

Sirf aik bar he msg ko parh kr last mein diye gaye question ka answer dein… Yaad rahay msg sirf aik baar parhna hai

Nazouki un key lab ki kia kehye

NAZOUKI UN KEY LAB KI KIA KEHYE PANKHARI EK GULAB KI SI HAI MEER IN NEEM BAZ AANKHON MAIN SARI MASTI SHARAB KI SI

Khelta ksi pay kun mery dil ka

Khelta ksi pay kun mery dil ka mamla,, . . . . . . . . . . Shairon kay intkhab ne ruswa kia

Husband gusse mayaaj tmne ye kesa khana

Husband gusse may:aaj tmne ye kesa khana bnaya hy?Bilkul Gobar jesa!! Wife: Mairey khuda!! Iss Admi ne kia kia chkkha hua hy?

Mnzaidijuma ko kasrat se darud parho kiun

MNZaIdI:’Juma ko kasrat se Darud parho kiun k tumhara Darud mujpe paish kia jata hy r Allah ne Anmbia k jism zameen pe haram

Pathan k bhai mathe pe machar betha

Pathan k bhai k mathe pe machar betha tha. pathan ne danda mara to machar k sath bhai b mar gaya. Baap: O begherat

Kal ke sham be kia kayamat guzre

kal ke sham be kia kayamat guzre . . A dost na jany Q har baat par tum yad ay.

Kabhi hamain dekh kar muskurati hain

‘Kabhi Hamain Dekh Kar Muskurati Hain Aur Kabhi Nahkrey Deekhati Hain Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain Tammam Kam Larkon Say Nikalwati Hain Aur Phir

Ek larki thi dewani c mobile lekr

Ek larki thi dewani c Mobile lekr chlti thi Nzren jhuka k shrma k Mobile me jane kia dekha krti thi Kch kehna tha

A sad sms for all young boys

A Sad Sms For All Young Boys. Dear Buddy Dis Valentine Is Comig On Sunday. Ab Kia Bol K Ghar Se Niklo Ge?? Hahaha..

Agar tum sa koi poochay batao zindagi

‘Agar tum sa koi poochay… Batao… Zindagi kia ha’? to ‘Hatheli pe zara si khaak rakhna aur urra dana (Hazrat Ali R.A)

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu

1 ustad lecture k doran behoda guftugu kar jata tha. Larkion nay faisla kia k ayenda esa hoa tou wo ahtejajun class chor kar

Muddat se thi kisi milne ki aarzu

Muddat se thi kisi se milne ki aarzu, Khuwahish-e-deedaar ko dil men daba dia, Kisi ne di khabr k vo aaen ge rat ko,

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne toss kia k – Agar head aya to sona he – Tail aya to film dekhni he

Parveen shakir hua jo kuch bhulana

”Parveen Shakir” Hua jo kuch, bhulana chahiye tha Usey Ab laut Aana chahiye tha Ye sara bojh mere sar pe Q hai Usey bhi

Jawab lzmi dena he me wait karta

jawab lzmi dena he, me wait karta hon . 2 dost thy 2no ny shadi karli aik sal bad 2no ki aik aik beti

Arz kia hai tmsy kesy nazr

Arz kia hai! Tmsy kesy nazr milayn o dlbr jni Wah Wah Wah Tmsy kesy nazr milayn o dlbr jni Teri saji akh kani

Shab e vesal hai bujha do charagh

Shab e vesal hai bujha do charagh tamaam milan ki raat mai kia kaam jalne waloon ka…?

Boy 2 girl kia mai tumhain kiss

Boy 2 Girl: Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hon Girl:Zaleel Kameeny Kuttay Sharam Nahi Aati Tum Ne Ye Baat Kehne Mai 6 Mahinay

Ek scientist ne mera brain wash kia

Ek scientist ne mera Brain wash kia or phr Pocha: Tmhe ab b koi yad hy? Mene apka nam lia to wo hans k

Jisay apna banaya wahe bewafa nikla jab

Jisay apna banaya wahe Bewafa nikla jab bhe mushkil waqat aya koi bhr apna na nikla Dosti k wadey to sabhe keya karty hai

Tere ishq ki intaha chahta hun

Tere Ishq ki intaha chahta hun; Meri sadgi dekh kia chahta hun;

Aap k shairon se hum pagal ho

Aap K Shairon Se Hum Pagal Ho Gaye Apki Hansi K Ham Qayal Ho Gaye 7 Rupay K 700 Sms Kia Free Howay Aap

Nabi e rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany

Nabi e Rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany man Khana aur Qailola Nemaz e Juma k ba’ad kia jata tha. Trimzi:508 (MNZAIDI, voice of Islam

Tumhe banho mein bhar lete sub se

tumhe banho mein bhar lete. tumhe sub se chupa lete… tumhe Ankhon mein rekh lete.. Kabhi na roothne dete Kabi an tootne dete.. …Tumhe

Galti hoi k use jaan se bhe

GALTI HOI K USE JAAN SE BHE ZIDYA CHANE LAGE FARAZ KIA PATA THA KA MERI ITNE SE WAFA USE BEWAFA KAR DI GI

Nazron sey nazren mili to bura maan

Nazron sey nazren mili to bura maan gayi, Hum ney aankhon sey ishara kia to bura maan gyi, Mohabbat ka izhar to unhon ne

Ghalti humari thi k usse had se

Ghalti Humari Thi K Usse Had Se Bhi Ziyada Chahne Lage Hum ‘Faraz Humain Kia Pata Tha Humari Itni Wafa Usse Bewafa Bana De

Shaam dhalay namnaak sarak per baraf si

SHAAM DHALAY NAMNAAK SARAK PER BARAF SI RANGAT WALI LARKI KISKA RASTA DEKH RAHI HAI KHIRKI KHOOL KAR MAI KIA POOCHON KAH DAI GI

Teacher agr quaid e azam ek din

Teacher: agr Quaid e Azam ek din k liye zinda hojaen to kia krenge? Student: Mulk Zardari se le k angrezon ko wapis krdenge

Sardar police station aya r bola mujhe arest

“Sardar police-station aya r bola Mujhe arest krlo mene apni BV k sr pe dnda mara hy, Police:Wo mar gai kia? sardar:Nhi wo to

Mfhum e hadees ravi hzrt abuhuraira ra nbi

Mfhum-e-Hadees Ravi: Hzrt AbuHuraira (R.A) Nbi (Sallallahu Alaih Wasallam) ne Frmaya: Mere pas Jibrail ae or Mje Kaha: ‘Main Tmhare pas guzshta rat Aya

Koi door hai to koi paas

Koi ‘DOOR’ hai to koi ‘PAAS’ hai Ye ‘WAQT’ waqt ki ‘BAAT’ hai Hum ‘DOOR’ hain to ‘KIA’ howa Hamari Dua Har Waqt Hr

Yeh keh kr usne meri aankh main

Yeh keh kr usne Meri AANkh main ungali mardi ‘FARAZ’, Tere mast mast do nain Mere dil ka le gaye chein!!! (-,¿)/ ( )

Hussain teri taazeem ja baja hogi yazeed

Hussain Teri Taazeem Ja-Baja Hogi Yazeed Teri Tazleel Barmala Hogi Har Ek K Dil Pe Lagi Hy Gham-E-Hussain Ki Mohar Agar Shikast Ye Hi

Pyarylog dil k pas hoty hen ma

‘PYARY’log ‘DIL’ k ‘PAS’ hoty hen ‘DIL’ ma rahny waly bi ktny ‘KHAS’ hoty hen jis k ‘DIL’ ma ho ‘AP’ jesa ‘DOST’ kia

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho yeh

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per Dil ki dhadhkan

Kamzoor badbaan hay hawa taiz kia karain

Kamzoor badbaan hay, hawa taiz kia karain Aa apni kashtiyon ko supurd-e-khuda karain ! apni tabahiyon main hi jub apna haath ho phir dhushmano

Ibtadai ishq hai rota kia agy

ibtadai ishq hai rota hai kia Agy agy deky k hota hai kia

Wo kia cheez hay jo biwi apnay

Wo kia cheez hay Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti. Aur yeh illegal bhi

Valentineday ki khubsort raat ko agar ap

Valentineday ki khubsort raat ko agar ap k sath wo ho js sy ap pyar karty ho to ap us k 7 kia krna

Dunya me 2 trha k log hain

Dunya Me 2 Trha K Log Hain. 1 Hasin aur 2sry Zaheen, Zaheen Wo Jis Ka Msg Ap Parh Rhe Ho, or Haseen Wo

Kia bharosa hai zindagaani ka insan

Kia bharosa hai zindagaani ka Insan bul-bula hai paani ka Aaj Jee rahain hain kapray badal badal kar Kal 1 kapray mai le jayen

Kia ap ko pata hai jo kal

kia ap ko pata hai jo kal ki date guzar gai us se allaha ka name parta tha wo aisay k 4 1 11

Roz logon se tare pange honge tareghar

roz logon se tare pange honge, roz tareghar main dange hon ge.agar mujhe sms nahin kia to yaad rakhna. tumhare 12 bache honge or

Ek pathan dost seyara pehle 30saal tk

Ek pathan dost se=Yara pehle 30saal tk hamara koi olad Ni hua:: Dost=To phr tm ne kia kya? Pathan=Phr yara ham ne Shadi kia

Kia tah wada k kal ayein ge

KIA TAH WADA K KAL AYEIN GE CHIRAGH JALE TAMAM RAAT CHIRAGHON SE DIL K DAGH JALE WO KAR RAHE THE APNI WAFAON KA

lo ji arz kia

(‘.’) Lo ji /)'( Arz _/’/_ kia hai.! Dunya ne kiye bohut zulm -o- sitam..! (”,)/” wah wah _/’_ wah Dunya ne kiye bohut

2touching line ab ehtiyat ki dewaar kia

2/TOUCHinG-LiNe ab ehtiyat ki dewaar kia uthate ho….. jo chor dil main chhupa tha wo kaam kar bhi gaya…..

Main kisi or ka hon itna bata

main kisi or ka hon itna bata kar roya wo mujhe mehndi lage haath dikha kar roya mujhe anjam-e-muhabbat nahi maloom hargiz ye kaha

Teacher pani ka formula batao student

Teacher: Pani ka Formula batao?? Student: H2MgCINaCIHN03. Teacher: Stupid ye kia hy?? Student: Sir, ye Selaab ka Pani hy…..!

question 1 shadi ki sahi umer

== Question == 1: Shadi ki sahi umer kia hai? Ans: 2: Love Marraige behtar hai k Arrange? Ans: 3: Kia izhar e mohabat

1 kharb arab karor lakh hazar

1 kharb 1 arab 1 karor 1 lakh 1 hazar 1 so 1 dafa I LOVE YOU Meri jaan Mery chand Mery sohny Mery

Aye raat soney dy youn tang na

Aye raat soney dy youn tang na kia kr.. Bekaar sawalon main paband na kia kr… Iss ke siwa aur bhi zamany ke kaam

Meri jaan kasi hoo kion tumhari khaber

‘Meri Jaan Kasi hoo? Kion Tumhari khaber nahi ati? Koi Email nahi mili mujh ko? SMS koi nahi aya?’ Haal Dil ka to kia

Dil jisko dia wo england chli gai

Dil Jisko Dia Wo england Chli Gai Pyar Jis Se Kia Wo Itly Chli Gai Dil Ne Kaha Khudkushi Kr Lo.. Hath Switch Me

Be khbar dilse wo b nhi me

Be khbar Dilse wo b nhi me b nhiMgr bat dil ki manta wo b nhi me b nhi,Dekhen kia hota hy Anjam k

Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka …=P;->:-P

Jinhen subah tk tha jlna sarsham bujh

Jinhen subah tk tha jlna sar~sham bujh gaye…. Wo charagh kia bujhe hen dar o bam bujh gaye…. Hua zulm jaty jaty shab~ghum thehr

O zaleela tu jigr hy mera kanjra

O zaleela, Tu Jigr Hy Mera kanjra Bhai Hy tu mera. Tujh Jesy Begerat Pe To Jaan B var Don tou dost ha mera

Kia kahon tumhain khuwab to bikhar

Kia Kahon Tumhain? Khuwab Kahon To Bikhar Jaoge! Dil Kahon To Toot Jaoge! Lo, Tumhara Naam Zindagi Rakh Deta Hon..! Maut Se Pehle Hamara

Veena malik apni book nmbr 302 mein

Veena Malik apni book nmbr 302 mein likhti ha, WhAT is SEX? Sex is like PEPSI Ye dil mangay aur Sex is like IODEX

Samna kia jis ki khatir her ruswai

Samna kia jis ki khatir her ruswai ka Laqab usi ne humein dia ha be wafai ka Hamaray kochey me to tariki chai ha

Ajnabi ho kay bhi apna sa laga

ajnabi ho kay bhi apna sa laga tha ik shakhs, wo jo aankho’n k nazaro’n mai mila tha ik shakhs, nikhat e jaa’n liye

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia Or thori dair bad DObara phenk dya Ksi ne kha ye kya kia

Faizanehadees sarkar salallaho alaih wasalm irshad farmate

‘FAIZAN_E_HADEES’ Sarkar Salallaho Alaih wasalm Irshad farmate hain- ‘ Qiyamat k roz ALLAH Azzawajal k arsh k siwa koi saya nhi hoga, 3 shkhs

Dost kia khob wafayoo ka silla daytay

dost kia khob wafayoo ka silla daytay hay har nayay mor pay ak zakham nayay daytay hay tum say to kher garhi bhr ki

Pathan meri shadi nhi hoti dostaap mazar

Pathan: meri shadi nhi hoti Dost:aap mazar pr dua kro NEXT YEAR Dost: kia hua Pathan: nhi hoi Dost: kon se mazar par dua

Boy papa aj me ne pehli bar

Boy: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kia Papa: oh hmara beta jwan ho gia hy is khushe main party krty hain Beta:aj

Rony se kia hasil ae dil e naadan

Rony se kia hasil ae dil-e-naadan aankhn ki bi ruswai daman ki bhi ruswai hum log samander k bichrey sahil hain is paar bhi

Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia

Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain Shaam hotay hi khud ko rok lia kertay hain Jaisay mujrim hay bina jurm karay

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