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Kon kisi ko umer bhar k liay

Kon kisi ko umer bhar k liay yad kia karta hai Waqt k sath sath khayalat badal jatay hain

Jo gham seeno ma paltay ha zakham

jo gham seeno ma paltay ha zakham jo dil pa lagtay ha kisi ki bewafai sa gharor-o-benyazi sa to kia wo daagh dhuL jatay

Zindgii chorh dy peecha mera zindagi

*…=ZindGii Chorh Dy PeeCha Mera=…* Zindagi Jaa Chor Dy PeeCha Mera Mian Ne Kia BiGara Hai Tera ? Akhir Mei Insan Hoon Pathar To

Kaash tu ne mujh per aitebaar kia

kaash tu ne mujh per aitebaar kia hota loogon ki baton ka nahi meri wafa per aitebaar kia hota!!! kia hoga kisi majboori men

Arz kia mujhe aesy amal k

Arz kia : mujhe aesy amal k bary me bataiye jo mujhe JANNAT me dakhil kr de FARMAYA: ALLAH Ta’ala ki Ibadat kro or

In sexy larkion se hmain kia lena

In sexy sexy larkion se hmain kia lena dena ‘Faraz’ Zalalat ki ____ se ezzat ki _____achi..:D

Best of iqbal goongi ho gai

‘Best of Iqbal’ Goongi Ho Gai Aaj kuch Zuban kehty kehty, Hichkicha Gya Main khud ko Musalman kehty kehty, Ye baat Nahi k Muj

Wo kia chez he jo rat ho

wo kia chez he jo rat ho kabro py ghomti he aur din ko mehel main ajati he aur mard us sy darty hain

Ay auraton ki jamat sadqa kia kro

‘Ay Auraton ki Jamat Sadqa kia kro aur Astaghfaar ki kasrat kia kro Kiun keh man ne Dozakh man ziada Auraten daikhi hain’ Ibn

Khan ne 1 bacha aghwa kia or

‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache pe chipkadya ’10 lakh kal subah pul k neche

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia Or thori dair bad DObara phenk dya Ksi ne kha ye kya kia

Hazrat ali razzi allah taala anha se

Hazrat Ali Razzi Allah Taala Anha Se Ek Yahodi ne sawal kia Wo konse 4 jandar hen jo bagher Maa k peda hoe. Or

Salamyar me ye sim off kr raha

Salam.yar Me ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe bohot calls or msgs aa rahe hain log tang karte hain Pochte hen

Bhaly dino ki bat hy bhali c

Bhaly dino ki bat hy bhali c aik shakal thi, na ye k husan tamam ho na daikhny me aam c, na ye k

Kuch log matlab k liye dhundte hain

Kuch Log Matlab K Liye Dhundte Hain Mjhko Bina Matlab Jo Aye To Kya Baat Hy Qatal Kr K To Sab Ly Jeynge Dil

Bewafa ne hamaray zakham ka kuchh youn

Bewafa ne hamaray zakham ka kuchh youn ilaaj kia Faraz, Marham bhi lagaya to khanjar ki noke se.

Sari raat ki jagi hui ankhein college

Sari raat ki jagi hui ankhein College mein kia parhti hungi Khul na jaey kahein raz-e-dil Har Waqt es sy darti hungi Janay kasay,Kidhar

Arey ye kia kaha tum ne bhala

arey ye kia kaha tum ne bhala ye kese mumkin hey? k mere hm sukhan sathi mere hmraaz ye keh dain k hm bechain

Jab question paper ho out of control

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold…. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold. Aeroplane bana k bole! All

Namaz ki halat ma aankhen band karna

Namaz ki Halat ma Aankhen Band Karna Makroh Hai. Namaz Ma Jab Qayam Mai Khary Hon To Nazren Sajdy Ki Jaga Rakho. Jab Ruku

prof agr train north sey

*. . .Prof: agr train north sey 300 km ki speed sey chaley or hawa (air) ki speed south sey 500 km ho tou

Main nay uss say poocha kia dhoop

Main Nay Uss Say Poocha Kia Dhoop Main Barish Hoti Hai Yeh Sun Ker Wo Hansanay Lagi Aur Hanstay Hanstay Ronay Lagi Phir Dhoop

Kon kisi ko umer bhar k liay

Kon kisi ko umer bhar k liay yad kia karta hai Waqt k sath sath khayalat badal jatay hain

Katthai aankhon wali ik larki aik hi

katthai aankhoN wali ik larki aik hi bat par bigarti hai tum mujhe kiyoN nahiN milay pehlay? roz yeh keh k mujh say larti

Karo phir sy koi waada kabhi na

Karo Phir Sy Koi Waada Kabhi Na Phir Bicharny Ka, ‘$’ Tumhain Kia Farq Parta Hai Bicheny Main, Mukerny Main..

Dil dharka magar awaz nahi ai

Dil dharka magar Awaz Nahi ai, Badal garja magar barsat nahi ai, bina hichki k guzra ya din sara, kia aik pal k liye

If engineer starts making films the

IF Engineer Starts Making Films . The Name Will Be . . . ‘Current Ho na Ho’ ‘Janam Supply Karo’ ‘Aa Ab B.Tech Karain’

Bahar rut me ujaar raste takka kro

Bahar Rut me Ujaar Raste’ Takka Kro ge To Ro Pro ge, Kisi se Milne Ko Jb B Mohsin’ Sja Kro gy To Ro

Pathan chalte achanak ruk gaya or lunch

Pathan chalte chalte achanak ruk gaya, or lunch box khol k dekhne laga, Dost: kia hua? pathan: dekh raha tha k kaam se aa

Kia aap kaaba sharif ke chaar side

Kia aap KAABA sharif ke chaar side ke naam jaante hain?? 1:Rukn-e-yamani 2:Rukn-e-iraqi 3:Rukn-e-shaami 4:rukn-e-aswad

Goongi hou gei aaj kuch zuban kehte

Goongi hou gei aaj kuch zuban kehte kehte, Hich’kicha gea mei khud ku Musulmaan kehte kehte Ye baat nehi k mujh ku uss par

Shaam dhali phir raat ayee dil dharka

SHAAM DHALI PHIR RAAT AYEE DIL DHARKA PHIR AP KI YAAD AYEE AANKHOON NE MEHSOOS KIA US HAWA KO JO AP KO CHOO KAR

Hazrat moosa ne allah pak se sawal

Hazrat Moosa ne Allah pak se sawal kia? Jb ap khush hote ho to kia krte hain ? To Allah pak ne kha k

Aur be shak hamne aadmi ko paida

‘Aur be shak hamne aadmi ko paida kia aur ham jante hein jo waswasa uska nafs dalta hai.’ (Para 26, Sura QAF, Ayat 16)

Ye wafa bhi kiakhatahay mujhe sochna

‘Ye Wafa bhi kia“khata”hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Usay Mujhse Kiun“GiLA”hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Dil-e- Muztarib hua hay Teri “Yaad” se guraizaan Ye“MUQAM”kon

Meri yaadon nay hi ab tak usay

Meri Yaadon Nay Hi Ab Tak Usay Aabaad Rakha Hai Wo Mujh Ko Bhi Bhula Deta To Us K Pass Kia Rehta

Load shedding nay kia zulm na huwa

Load Shedding nay kia kia zulm na huwa hamaray sath faraz naara kheench dala kisi zalim nay generator ki rassi samajh k.

Itne to bure na the jitne ilzam

Itne to bure Na the jitne ilzam Lagaye logon Ne faraz Kuch Usne Hame Barbad Kia aag Lagayi Apno ne

Boy rukhsati pe larkian itna roti q

Boy: Rukhsati pe larkian itna roti q hyn? Grl: tmko pta chale k ghr se dor le ja k koi tmse brtan manjhwae, kapre

Asli dost dost wo nhi jo

ASLI DOST Dost wo nhi jo aap k kam aye Dost wo hi jo ap ki t-short mang kr le jaiye or kbi wapis

Aadtan tum ne kar diye waade

(‘*Aadtan Tum Ne Kar Diye Waade*’) Aadtan Tum Ne Kar Diye Waade.. Aadtan Hum Ne Aitbaar Kia.. Teri Raahon Main Beth Kar, Hum Ne

Saari raat ki jaagi aankhien college mein

Saari raat ki jaagi aankhieN College mein kia pharhti hoN gi Likhti hoo.N gi khat kagaz per Mera Zikr hi karti hoo.N gi Dosto.N

Us ne yeh soch kr alweda keh

Us Ne Yeh Soch Kr Alweda Keh Diya ‘Fraz’ K Yeh Ghareeb Log Hain Muhabbt K Siwa Kia Dain Ge? Us Ne Yeh Soch

Dunya me 2 trha k log hain

Dunya Me 2 Trha K Log Hain. 1 Haseen aur 2sry Zaheen, Zaheen Wo Jis Ka Msg Ap Parh Rhe Ho, or Haseen Wo

Husun walo ko kia zarorat hy sanwarny

‘Husun waLo ko kia Zarorat hy Sanwarny ki dosto. Hum to saadgi may b Qayamat ki Ada rakhty Hain.’ Dedicated 2 Me TALIYAAN Thank

Main bhool jaoon tumhain ab yehi munasib

MaiN Bhool JaooN TumhaiN Ab Yehi Munasib Hai Magar Bhulana Bhi ChahooN To Kis Tarah BhoolooN K Tum To Phir Bhi Haqeeqat Ho Koi

Agar aap se koi kehta i

Agar aap se koi koi kehta i love you. to tum kia jawab do ge k us ka dil nahi tote, reply must i

Jaan kia eijazat hy k me tujh

JAan kia eijazat hy, K me Tujh bahon me bhar kar Apni dharkano ko bekarrar kar lOn JAan Kia eijazat hY, ME tmhari Aankhon

Yahan ujlay roop bohat pr asli kam bahroop

yahan ujlay ujlay roop bohat-pr asli kam bahroop bohat es pair k nechay kia rukna jahan saya kam ho dhoop bohat chal Mohsin apnay

Aik shoping mall mein daketi k duran

aik shoping mall mein daketi k duran daku nay aik bandy say pochta hai k tum nay kia muje daketi karte huye daikha hai

Azan hoti rahi main sunta raha per

Azan hoti rahi main sunta raha per ghafil raha namaz say, Ab kia faida shoq-e-namaz ka jab ho rahi hai namaz meri.

De ker ghum e judaai woh jaane kidher gaya

De Ker Ghum-e-Judaai Woh Jaane Kidher Gaya Burpaa Qayamatein Jo Mere Dil Pe Ker Gaya Jaate Hue Woh Le Ke Dua Ka Aser Gaya

p e h l i

*. .P e h l i B a r i s h. .* RaQs Kia Kbhi Shor Machaya, Pehli Pehli Barish Me ‘Me Tha’

Tu milay tu duniya ek mudat

Tu milay tu duniya milay Ek mudat se meri soch ka mehwar tu hai Ek mudat se meri zaat k andar tu hai,, Main

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke

Aik buzurg say kisi nay sawal kia

Aik buzurg say kisi nay sawal kia? Jab ham deeni mehfilon dars-e-quraan o hadees me bethty hain to neend aanay lagti hay? Jab k

Us ney mujay raat ko jangal

Us Ney Mujay Raat Ko Jangal Main Akela Choor Diya … Yeh Keh Kar Kar Faraz . . . . . Jaab Piyar Kia

Girl pathan sejab ap ke pas mobile

Girl Pathan se:Jab ap ke pas mobile hy or mere pas bhi mobile hy to ap ne Letter Q bheja? Pathan:O hum ne tumko

2010 ka sub say super hit question

‘2010’ ka Sub Say Super Hit Question… Allama Iqbal ki Wife ka Naam Kia Tha? Agar Pakistani ho to jawab do. Give the Answer

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai. Car ka No. 2989 hai, jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka un

Her roz koi khab toot jata hiher

Her roz koi khab toot jata hi,Her roz koi apna root jata hi,Na jane meri kismt mi kia hi,jise mai yad krta hon,wo muje

Muhabbat mit gai to kia mizaar e ishq baki

Muhabbat mit gai to kia, mizaar-e-ISHQ baki hai… Har ik soorat humain faqeer-o-deewana he rehna hai…

Kitabun k safon ko palat sochta hun

kitabun k safon ko palat k sochta hun yun palat jae ye zindagi to kia baat hey khuwabo main jroz milta hey jo haqiqat

Ji to chahta hai usay mufft main

ji to chahta hai usay mufft main jan day dain Mohsin Itnay masom khareedar se kia lyna dyn

Dard se hath ma milate to kia

DARD SE HATH MA MILATE TO KIA KARTE FRAZ GAM KE ANSO NA BHATE TO KIA KARTE FRAZ USNE MANGI THI HUMSE ROSHNI KI

Boy 2 girl kia mai tumhain kiss

Boy 2 Girl: Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hon Girl:Zaleel Kameeny Kuttay Sharam Nahi Aati Tum Ne Ye Baat Kehne Mai 6 Mahinay

Ek kisan nae apny khait mae putla

Ek kisan nAe apny khait mAe putla lagany kay bajaey zardari ki photo lga dee.. . . Aap soch nahi’n sakty kay phir kia

Aansu jo beh rahey hein inhein behney

Aansu jo beh rahey hein inhein behney do Yeh keh rahey hein dil ki baat, kehney do Buhat bawafa ho tum, yeh ham ko

Lo apna jahan duniya walo hum iss

Lo apna jahan duniya walo hum iss duniya ko chhor chaly Jo rishty naty jory thy wo rishty naty torr chaly Kuch sukh k

Og kehte hain bat be kion

og kehte hain bat be bat kion tumhari ankhoon main dhund $i chane lagti he bat be bat kion tumhare chehre par mo$ame $arma

Pappu k boss ne usy job se

Pappu k Boss ne usy job se nikal dia, Pappu roz Boss k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata Boss: Ye kia harkat

1 bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rahy

1 Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rahy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi main sirf 2 ghar aise hain jo chand ki tarha

Na zindigi mili na wafa mili

‘Na zindigi mili Na wafa mili’ ‘Na jane kyun har khushi hamse khafa mili’ ‘Jhooti muskaan liye apne ghum chupate rahe’ ‘Sachi chahat ki

ali walay malangon ki ibaadat aur

‘ ALI Walay Malangon Ki Ibaadat Aur Hoti Hay, ‘ Yeh Sajday Aur Hotay Hain, Aqamat Aur Hoti Hay, ‘ ALI K Dushmano Ko

Mirza ghalib kia khoob farma gaye hain

Mirza Ghalib kia khoob farma gaye hain jald baazi mein shadi kr k sara jeevan bigar lo ge wah wah aur soch samjh kr

Tuje roz dekhon qareeb say mairay shook

Tuje roz dekhon qareeb say mairay shook be hain ajeeb say muje mangna hay tuje hi ko bass apnay RAB say or uss K

Qabr ki pukar ay ibne adam

‘Qabr ki Pukar’ Ay ibn’e Adam Tuje aj b mene YAD kiya hy kia Tu ne b mjhe YAD kia? Sun! Mere ander ANDHERA

Ghazal chahe mujrim samjh ya koi

GHAZAL Chahe Mujrim Samjh Ya Koi Gunahgaar Hamen Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Hamen Dil Dia Hai Kisi Ko to

Ipl nay 11 pakistanii larkoo ko reject

IPL nay 11 pakistanii larkoo ko reject kia n sania nay pury india k larkoo kooo………………. gr8 sania

Dunyan main tere ishq ka charcha na

Dunyan main tere ishq ka charcha na karen gey. Mar jayen gey laeken tujhe ruswa na karen gey. Gustakh nigahoon se agar tum ko

Fasla itna barhanay ki zarurat kiya thi

Fasla itna barhanay ki zarurat kiya thi.. Tujhe mujh se rooth ker janay ki zarurat kiya thi.. Ab jo mujh se rooth ker udas

Salon bad najane kia sama hoga hm

Salon bad najane kia sama hoga, Hm sb doston me se najane kon kha hoga, Phr milna hua to milenge khuwabo me Jese sukhe

Tofani barish mein rat ko shop per

Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey

1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi us

1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi. Us ki saas apne betey se boli k mein jharoo don gi to tum bolna k ammi rehne

Zindagi mein kuchh lamhaey aisay aatey hain

Zindagi mein kuchh lamhaey aisay aatey hain Har cheez dhundla jati hae sirf khvaab nazar atey hain Khvaab hi tu hain jo hamesha saath

gazal jaanay lagay trey shehar se

% GaZal% Jaanay Lagay Trey Shehar Se To Tujhy Alwida Bhi Na Keh Skay Teri Sadgi Itni Haseen Thi K Tujhy Bewafa Bhi Na

Kia khabar thi k chaly gi kabhi

kia khabar thi k chaly gi kabhi aisi bi hawa *mohsin* khushk patton ki tarha dost bikhar jayain gy

Ay raat hamen sony dy youn tang

Ay Raat Hamen Sony Dy Youn Tang Na Kia Kar Be’Kaar Sawalon Men Paband Na Kia Kr Is K Siwa Or Bhi Zamany K

Boy 2 girl mujhay ap k autographs

Boy 2 Girl: Mujhay ap k autographs chahiyen. Kia ap dengi?Girl:Kahan pay?Boy:…NIKAH NAAMAY pay.( ‘,’)/|_ O Teri Khair_/ _nawaan style.?.?.

Ek din ek buzrg bazar me betha

Ek din ek buzrg bazar me betha tha waha se badshah guzra. Badshah ne pucha yaha kia kar rahe ho. Buzrg. Allah aur insan

Sharminda hoon in pholoon se jin ko

Sharminda Hoon IN Pholoon Se Jin Ko Tehni Se Tery Liye Juda Kia… Wo Mery Hathon Mein Hi Sookh Gaey Tera Intzaar Karty Karty…!!

Shair arz kia ha usay kuch

SHAIR ARZ KIA HA USAY KUCH TARAS NA AYA MERE NAZUK DIL KO TORA MUJHE ZAKHAM DENE WALA TERI QUS MAN LORA

Pthan mazar pe bomb rakhte hoy pakra

PTHAN ‘Mazar’ pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya Logo Ne bht Maara 0r Pocha æsa Q kia.? PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na aaya To

Agar jawab hai tou zaroor hamari islah

Agar Jawab Hai Tou Zaroor Hamari Islah Karayein ? Q.1- Kis Sahabi Ka Urs Saari Duniya Main Manaya Jaata Hai ? Q.2- Kis Nabi

Zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aesa he

zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aesa he dard de kr pochte hain ab haal kesa he kisi aik se gila kia karain hum sari

Wo mujhe zindagi samjhta he kia usay

wo mujhe zindagi samjhta he, kia usay mera aitbaar nahi,

Iss bazam main dil pehlo badalta hay

Iss bazam main dil pehlo badalta hay to badlay Darya say koi pyasa nikalta hay to niklay Palkain hen kisi khawab k anmbar say

Doctor ap k shohr theek ho sakte

Doctor: Ap k shohr theek ho sakte hai Agar ap inka khayal rakhen, Tension na den, Larai na karen AUR in ke Khidmat karen

Phatangehri soch me wife kya soch

PHATAN:Gehri SOCH Me! WiFE: Kya Soch Rahe Ho? PHATAN: yar Ye GEO Walo Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai? WiFE: Kia? PHATAN: Yehi K’AP DEKH

Utra tha chand hmare aanghan mein

utra tha chand hmare aanghan mein . par sitaron ko ye gunwara na tha . hum ti sitaron se bhi bagawat ker letey .

1 sexy lrki college mei teaching k

1 Sexy lrki college mei teaching k liye gai Principle ne pocha tm kia prha skti ho? Biolo,gy Zo0lo,gy Geolo,gy Lrki: No Sir Sirf

Q1 quran pak ki wo kon

Q.1: Quran pak ki wo kon c sura hai jis mein sirf aik zer ata hai. ANS: SURA E IKHLAS Q.2: Un 2 jandaron

Ye message itna phelao k altaf bhai

Ye message itna phelao k ALTAF BHAI tak pohoch jaye. . . . . . BHAI k.e.s.c walo ne aap ko gali baki he

Kisi shayer ne kia khoob kaha he

Kisi shayer ne kia khoob kaha he : RABTE HAD SE BHAR JAYEN TU GAM MILTE HEIN ISI LIYE HUM LOGON SE KAM MILTE

Wasem sab kia bat ha jawab do

wasem sab kia bat ha jawab do mereh no par he

Boy apne ghar walon kochorh dia tere

Boy Apne ghar walo’n kochorh dia tere liye Sab se rishta tor dia tere liye Tu ne aaj tak kia kya mere liye Girl

Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi

Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein ussy nokar mila tou maalik ne pocha k ghar

mujh ko to hosh nahi

*. . .mujh ko to hosh nahi tum ko khaber ho shayed, log kehty hain k tum ny mujhy berbad kia. . .? ?

Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya ! 1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy

Maira seedha sada sa mizaj tha

Maira seedha sada sa mizaj tha…. Mujy ‘Ishk’ honay ki kia khaber!!!!!!

Kia ap ne socha 1subhanallah 2subhanallah 3subhanallah

Kia ap ne socha? 1’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 2’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 3’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 4’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 5’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 6’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 7’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 8’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 9’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ 10’SUBHAN_ALLAH’ Agr delete karne se pehle srf 5bar b frwrd kar

Us ne hum ko chor dia to

us ne hum ko chor dia to kia hoa ‘Fraz’ Hum ne be to chora tha zamanai ko is k lye

Tere haathon ki karamat ki tou phir

Tere Haatho’N ki Karamat Ki Tou Phir Baat Hii Kia Ho Gi MAA Mujhy Tou Tere Qadmo’N Ki Khaak Hii Shifa Deti Hy .

Ek raat khwab mein me ny dekha

Ek raat khwab mein me ny dekha, Cand se pucha chupkay se. Ajj mujhy ek baat btao Apny dil ka haal sunao, kia hai

Bhala lagta hoon main sab ko mujhay

Bhala lagta hoon main sab ko Mujhay tum Achi Lagti Ho Jo hona hay woh ab ho Mujhay tum Achi Lagti Ho Kabhi kabhi

Jab kisi k liye dil me nafrat

‘Jab kisi k liye dil me nafrat peda hone lage To foran uski achaiyan yad kia karo’ HAZRAT ALI (A.S)

Kia tum b sham ki dehleez

KIA TUM B? Sham ki dehleez pe aas ka deep jalatay ho, Aur kisi awara pattay ki aahat pr, Darwazay ki taraf bhagay jatay

Baat nikli thi bewafai ki main ne

Baat nikli thi bewafai ki main ne khud se bohat larai ki aur kuch bhe nazar nhe ata ye saza soorat aashnai ki zakhm

Hai koi esa jo iman or

HAI KOI ESA Jo Iman or Imandari me Bay misal ho? Jo Fatah k bad Dushman k lye Maafi ka Ilaan kare? Jo Takat

Tum kia ho mere kuch yaa bhi

Tum Kia Ho mere Kuch Ho Yaa Kuch bhi Nahi Magar Meri Zindagi Ki Kaash Main ik Kaash Tum Bhi Ho

Dil k rishton ki nazaka wo kia

Dil K Rishto’n Ki Nazaka wo Kia Janey Naram Lafzo’n Se Bhi Lag Jati Hyn Chotai’n Aksar

Ek aadmi ne pathan se poocha agr

Ek aadmi ne pathan se poocha agr raat ko neend nahi aa rahi ho to kia karna chahiye..? pathan:yara neend ka intizar karny se

Pakistan ki jarain kis cheez sy kati

Pakistan ki jarain kis cheez sy kati ja rahi hyn? 1) Qenchi ya 2) Aari? Jawab hy ‘Aari’ Kia apko is Aari ka Rang(color)

Jane phir q khud ko mujh se

‘Jane Phir Q’ Khud Ko Mujh Se Juda Kia Usne… Jo Na Karna Tha Wo Kia Usne….. Yad Karne se Bhe Na Yaad Aoun,

Be khawb zindagi ka parastaar kon tha

Be khawb zindagi ka parastaar kon tha,,,??? Itni udas raat mein be daar kon tha,,,????? Kis ko ye fikr thi k mohabbat mein kia

Dil mein ab dard e mohabbat k siwa kuch

Dil mein ab dard-e-mohabbat k siwa kuch bhi nahin zindagi meri ibadat k siwa kuch bhi nahin Mein teri baat bargah-e-naaz mein kia paish

Girl apne boy friend se main maa

Girl apne boy friend se. main maa banna wali hun. Boy…Naheeeee girl abay sun to le tere baap ne mujhe propose kia hai. Main

A cute joke 1 choti si

“A CUTE JOKE” 1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli. Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro

Libaas tan se utaar dena kisi ko

Libaas tan se utaar dena Kisi ko Banhoon ka ka har dena Phir uss k jazbon ko Maar dena Agar Mohabat yahi ha Jana

Arz kia hai jb bhi tendulker

Arz kia hai…. Jb bhi tendulker century marta hai india kutty ki tarah harta hai

Larki dad main maa banne wali hoon

Larki: Dad main Maa banne wali hoon. Dad:Besharam! Yeh kia keh rahi ho? Larki:Aap ne hi to kaha tha k jab tak main kuch

Wife aj hmari shadi ki salgirah hy

Wife Aj hmari shadi ki salgirah hy Hmen kia krna chaiye Husband: Aao Aaj ham Us hadsay ki yad main 2 minute ki khamoshi

Dost dushman nazar nahin atay ab to

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