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Jab kaha tumne hans kr ke esa

JAB KAHA TUMNE HANS KR KE ESA KUCH NAHI TAALUQ HAMARE BICH JO RISHTA HAI ISHTA WO BAS EK AAM SA RISHTA HAI SONO

J21 ksi ka dil torakiun j22

J21: Ksi ka dil tora?kiun J22: Kisi se pyar kia? Name btao J23:Kbi chori ki? Kyun? kab? J24:Muj pai kbi gusa aya? Q? J25:

Aur jo allah ki hadon se aagey

‘Aur jo ALLAH ki hadon se aagey barha be shak usne apni jan par zulm kia.’ (Para 28, Sura TALLAQ, Ayat 1)

Mere wajood ki mujh mein talash chor

Mere wajood ki mujh mein TALASH chor gaya.. Jo pori na ho kabhi aisi AAS chor gaya.. Yehi KARAM NAWAZII us ki mujh pe

Kabhi tu nazzar millao kareeb aao

kabhi tu nazzar millao” kabhi tu kareeb aao” kabhi tu nazzar millao” kabhi tu kareeb aao” jo nahi kaha hai” kabhi tu samajh bhi

Tum hi ne sawar kia tha muhabat

Tum hi ne sawar kia tha muhabat ki kashti par GHALIB ab nazrain na chura mujhe doobta bhi dekh

Nabi e rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany

Nabi e Rehmat sallallaho alehewasalam k zamany man Khana aur Qailola Nemaz e Juma k ba’ad kia jata tha. Trimzi:508 (MNZAIDI, voice of Islam

Kia jalwa karbala mein dikhaya hussain

Kia Jalwa Karbala Mein Dikhaya HUSSAIN Ne Sajde Mein Ja k Sar Kataya HUSSAIN Ne Naize Pe Sar Tha Aur Zubaan Pr Aayatei’n QURA’AN

Wafa ka ehahd jo tum ne kia

Wafa ka ehahd jo tum ne kia wo tor mat daina Suno! Halaat kuch bhi houn tum ham ko chor mat daina Hamare paas

A sad sms for all young gulz

A Sad SmS foR AlL YoUnG Gulz n GuYs.. Dear buddy DiS VaLentiNe is CoMiG on SuNdaY. Ab Kia BoL k GhAr Se NiklO

Arz kia hai main majjh wechi

Arz Kia Hai, Main MAJJH Wechi Me GAAN Wechi…. Wah Wah Wah Main MAJJH Wechi Me Gaan Wechi, Meri Appni C Mein Taan Wechi…

Og kehte hain bat be kion

og kehte hain bat be bat kion tumhari ankhoon main dhund $i chane lagti he bat be bat kion tumhare chehre par mo$ame $arma

Veena malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai

Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he? Shopkeeper: Baji ye humare liye

Teacher bina ruke batao pakistan ki national

Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAO, Pakistan ki National Assembly ki speaker kon hain? Meenaray Pakistan kaha hy? Satlaj nadi ki raftar kia hy? Murgi kia

Kehty hain bary fakhar se ham gham

Kehty hain bary fakhar se ham gham nhi karty matam ki sada sunty hain matam nhi karty wo log bhala samjhain ge kia ramz

Tum ne muhabat se ziada ki hai

Tum Ne Muhabat Muhabat Se Ziada Ki Hai, Hum Ne Mohbat TumSe Bhi Ziada Ki Hai, Tm Kia Karo Gay Muhabat Ki Inteha, Hum

Aur jab quraan parha jaye to uski

‘Aur jab Quraan parha jaye to uski taraf kaan lagaey rakho aur chup raho takey tum per reham kia jaye.’ (SURAH ARAAF:204)

Mushkil kushai krne ko alias select kia

Mushkil kushai krne ko ALI_as Select kia MunafiQ Preshan he ALI_as Q Best kia Razaen De k Rab Ne Ye Bataya Zamane ko Wo

Phool khusboo gulaab le chaly mast

Phool Khusboo Gulaab Le Chaly Mast Nazrein Sharaab Le Chaly Aaj Poochien Gen Saaqi Se Sawaal Aor Jawaab Ley Chale Kis Ko Kitna Piyaar

U apni mohabbat ka dawa na kia

u apni mohabbat ka dawa na kia kar “faraz” zinda tu wo bhi rahta hai jo muhabat nahi kerta

Shadi ka wada kia perveen se

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se, Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen

Aik martaba shaks hazrat shaikh saadiral ki

aik martaba aik shaks Hazrat shaikh saadi(R.AL) ki khidmat me hazir hua, aap ne us se daryaft kia k tumhari guzar basar kaisay hoti

Yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal e yaar

yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota … ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota kahoon kiss se main k kia hai

Tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu

tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu bhula de ga so main bhi bhaanp gaya tha ke tu bhula dayga har ik shaks se

Teri ik dua k jawab main

Teri ik Dua k jawab main Kia Likhun k Hath Uthay Hue Hain Sawal ko Tujhe Rab kabhi na Malaal de Tujhe Rab kabhi

Pyar love kia hai jb maa peshani

Pyar (love) kia hai? jb maa peshani choom k kehti hai ‘jitay raho beta’ jb baap har us waqat intazar karta haijb me ghar

Tum kia jano pyaar ki had

Tum Kia Jano Pyaar Ki Had Bharway . . . . . . . Sirf Ek Larki ne Tumhein Aankh Kia Mar di, Tum

Define a girl da 1 who b4

Define a GIRL: da 1 who b4 goin out 4 a party puts on mascara, eye shadow, eye liner, lipgloss, glitter, rouge, blush, kajal,

Choose 1 number dekhty hen k aap

Choose 1 Number dekhty hen k aap dua main kia mangte ho ge. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 reply must

Husband 2 hotel manegr jaldi chalo

Husband 2 Hotel Manegr: Jaldi Chalo Meri Biwi Khirki Se Kud Kr Jaan Dena Chahti Hai Manegr: To mein kia kro Husband: Kaminy, Khirki

Mansardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai

Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay

Hum jese barbaad dilon ka jeena kia

Hum jese barbaad dilon ka jeena kia aur merna kia ,, Aj teri mehfil se uthey hai kal duniya se uth jayenge ,,

Pakistani media say sawal kia mehran base

Pakistani media say sawal. Kia Mehran base par hamly min qurbani sirf Lt Yasir nay di hay? Kia baqi log jo shaheed hoay hain

Arz kia hai dor se dekha

Arz Kia Hai dor se dekha to kuch b nhi tha . . . Wah Wah . . . dor se dekha to kuch

An interesting question agar 1

An interesting question! ‘ Agar 1 din mera jawab har bat k lia (YES) ho to ap mujhse kia maango gy? Rpl me 1st.

Ghazal najane kia hoga na mil

”GHAZAL” Najane kia hoga na mil sake agar tum. Sans to chale gi par zinda na honge hum. Dil main gile to honge bhut.

Teacher qayamat ky din zameen phat

Teacher :- Qayamat ky din zameen phat jiay g, aasman tukry tukry ho jiay ga Pathan :- Sir to kia us din school say

Al quran aur allah k siwa kisi

(AL QURAN). Aur Allah k siwa kisi ko mat pukar jo na tujhay Nafa day sktay hein aur na Nuqsan. Agar tu nay ye

Sardar kia kar rahe ho

Sardar: Kia Kar Rahe Ho ? Pathan: Hum 1 Saal K Bache Ka Awaz Recrd Kr raha Ha Sradar:Wo Q? Pathan Wo Jab Bara

Salamyar me ye sim off kr raha

Salam.yar Me ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe bohot calls or msgs aa rahe hain log tang karte hain Pochte hen

Pathan doctormere bete ny chabi kha li

Pathan: Doctor,mere bete ny chabi kha li hai Dr: Kab? Pathan 3 maah pehle Dr:Tum abi tk kia kr rahy thay? Pathan: Hum duplicate

Honth jab se milte hain to kia

Honth Jab Honth Se Milte Hain, To Kia Hota Hy? . . . . . . Hamesha Ghalat Hi Soucha Kro, Munh Band Ho

2touching line ab dil main kia raha

2/TOUCHing-LiNe ab dil main kia raha hai teri yaad ho to ho …. ye ghar isi chiragh say aabad ho to ho….

Khoya kyon rehta hai aaj kal yeh

khoya khoya kyon rehta hai aaj kal yeh dil…tum to meri jaan samjhty ho kia meri mushkil

Hijr ki shaam deyaan mein rakhna ek

Hijr Ki Shaam Deyaan Mein Rakhna..!! Ek Diaa Bhi Makaan Mein Rakhna…!! Aa’yenay Baichney Aye……..Ho…!! Chund Pathar Dhukaan Mein Rakhna..!! Aye Zameen Hashar Mein

Apne dard ka hamdard hamein pao ge

Apne dard ka hamdard hamein pao ge In tanhaion mein sath humein hi pao ge Dur hain aap se to kia hua is dorion

Haram ki azmaton kia haqeqat samne us

Haram ki azmaton ki kia haqeqat samne us k, Wo dil jis me kisi insan ki tesveer hoti hai.

Ye wafa bhi kiakhatahay mujhe sochna

‘Ye Wafa bhi kia“khata”hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Usay Mujhse Kiun“GiLA”hay? Mujhe sochna pare ga Dil-e- Muztarib hua hay Teri “Yaad” se guraizaan Ye“MUQAM”kon

Zindagi main hai dhoka is ke siwa

Zindagi Main Hai Dhoka Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Tamashaei Hai Yeh Dunya Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi Meri Zindagi Se Pochiye Zindagi Kia

Jab raat ke tanha lamho mein

Jab raat ke tanha lamho mein ,,, Koi ahat mujh se kehti hai ,,, Iss dil mein halchal rehti hai ,,, Koi jugnu pass

Salamabu jee kia hal hainyar mujhay sumaira

salam,abu jee kia hal hain.yar mujhay sumaira ne bataya k ap ghar se bahar naheen nikaltay.buss aisay he laitay rahtay hain.abu ye ap ke

Bohat hoon udaas woh jo pas nahi

Bohat hoon udaas woh jo pas nahi Us k wapis aany ki koi aas nahi Pal pal hai guzarta us ki yadon mein Woh

Mat poch saqiun k mekhaney ka pata

Mat poch ‘SAQI;un k mekhaney ka pata Sharab kia un k shehar ka pani b ‘Nasha; deta he

Ek kisan nae apny khait mae putla

Ek kisan nAe apny khait mAe putla lagany kay bajaey zardari ki photo lga dee.. . . Aap soch nahi’n sakty kay phir kia

Koi chez be wafai se barh ker kia

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo

Yeh keh kr usne meri aankh main

Yeh keh kr usne Meri AANkh main ungali mardi ‘FARAZ’, Tere mast mast do nain Mere dil ka le gaye chein!!! (-,¿)/ ( )

Kia kaha qaasid tou ne zara

Kia Kaha Qaasid tou ne , Zara phir kehna ¤¤¤ Un ki Aankhain ¤ Mera Zikar ~ Aur Or Aans0o ?…….ja

Main kia kroon k ab to khulti

Main Kia Kroon k Ab To Khulti Nhi Hain Aankhen. ‘Møhsin’ Ik Khwab Dy Gya Hy Khushbu Me Wo Saja ke…

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko

Us ka andaz e bayan hi maar deta hai

Us Ka Andaz-e-Bayan Hi Maar Deta Hai ‘Faraz’ Wo haqeeqat Main Pyaar Karey Ga Tou Kia Ho ga …

Log kehty hain baat be kion

Log kehty hain baat be baat kion tumhari ankhoon main dhund si chane lagti he baat be baat kion tumhare chehre par mosame sarma

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne

Exam ki raat ko ek student ne toss kia k – Agar head aya to sona he – Tail aya to film dekhni he

jag rahy

( @,,@ ) ‘(-)’ jag rahy ho kia? aankhen bnd kro..! (~,,@ ) ‘ (-) ‘ 1 nahi dusri b bnd kro..! (~,,~) ‘(-)’

Yoon hosla dil nay haara kab thabin

Yoon Hosla Dil Nay Haara Kab Tha, Bin Zehar Piye Guzara Kab Tha, Kuch Pall Usay Or Daikh Saktay, Ashkoon Ko Mager Gawaara Kab

Ussay kehna sard ratoon mein thi thar tay tanha

ussay kehna…! sard ratoon mein thi-thar-tay tanha udass chand k sath uss ka inteezar kia hay mein nay usaay kehna…! amavus ki ratoon mein

Raat din hijr ki wehshat b nhi

Raat din hijr ki wehshat b nhi rkhni hai, Tujse ab itni muhabt b nhi rkhni hai, Jis ka ji chahe hme tor k

Kabhi humse bi do pal ki mulakaj

Kabhi Humse bi Do pal ki Mulakaj karlia karo FARAZ Kia pta aaj hum taras rahe hen kal ap dhondte e rehjao K~A

Us ne chor diya mujhe to koi

Us ne chor diya mujhe to koi bara gunah nhe kia, me ne bhe to us ki khatir sub ko chor diya tha………

Sardar agr 1 hathi sui k surakh

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye? Pathan:

Wo tou baarish ki boondain dekh kr

Wo Tou Baarish Ki Boondai?n Dekh Kr Khush Hota Hy Us Ko Kia Maloom k Hr Girny Wala Qatra Paani Nahi Hota ?

Beta apne baap se papa kia aap

beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he. papa ha kia he teri mami se. beta begarat

Mein ne poocha kesey ho badley

Mein ne Poocha kesey ho Badley Ho ya wesey ho Roop wohi, Andaaz wohi ya phir is mein koi kami Hijr ka kuch ehsaas

rishta kabhi soucha haihamare rishte ka

‘ RISHTA ‘ KABHI SOUCHA HAI?Hamare rishte ka naam kia hai??DOSTI MUHABBATZARORAT KHUAWHISHJUNOONISHQyaa Woh Rishta jo ASMAAN ka ZAMEEN se hai’BARISH ka SEHRA se

1 pathan 2sre se yaar aaj kia

1 pathan 2sre se yaar aaj kia din hai……… 2sra yaar mujhay nahi pata hai main khud iss city main naya aaya hun….

Jag jao k tumhare chehray k krnen

Jag jao k tumhare chehray k¡ k¡rne¡n humar¡ subho kart¡ ha¡n JAAN Yeh Suraj aab-o-taab se k¡s¡ aur k l¡ye n¡kalta hoga / GuD

Tumne kia na yaad kbhi bhool kr

Tumne kia na yaad kbhi bhool kr hamain.S Hum ne tmhari yaad mai sb kuch bhula dia.

Agar tum sa koi poochay batao zindagi

‘Agar tum sa koi poochay… Batao… Zindagi kia ha’? to ‘Hatheli pe zara si khaak rakhna aur urra dana (Hazrat Ali R.A)

Arz kia hai na chicken tikka

Arz kia hai. Na chicken tikka na boti tikka . Only . Dhinka chikka, dhinka chikka, dhinka chikka, dhinka chikka. phenk do market ma

Kaanch ki chori kitni sada pyari

?Kaanch Ki Chori? Kitni Sada, Kitni Pyari, Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki, …College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi, Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,

Us ne aankhon se kahi baat

Us ne aankhon se kahi baat ‘bohat chupke se’ Jis ne ki dil se Mulaqat bohat chupke se JisM kya rooh b Madhosh hui

Sardar agar naryal k darakht pe charh

Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon, To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen gi? Pathan: Han! Aur Hath Chhor Dega, To Medical

Kanjoos aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua.. Waiter: janab kia chahiye.? Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha, kuch bach gaya tha,

Chupke chupke faryad kia kertay hain har

Chupke chupke faryad kia kertay hain, Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain,… Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain, ke nend

Ye muje chain kion nahin parta aik

Ye muje chain kion nahin parta, Aik hi shakhs tha jahan me kia.

Shart e mohabbat yeh to nahi k har waqt

Shart-e-Mohabbat Yeh To Nahi K Har Waqt Uska Tazkira Kia Jaye Jin Se Hoti He Mohabbat Woh Dil Ki Khamosh Darhkan Me Basaa Karte

Hum ko halat ne is tarah kia

Hum ko halat ne is tarah kia tha yakja, Jaise guldan me do phol gale milte hain.

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni BV ko pani valy tub me bethaya, BV boli ye kia kr rahe ho, Mistri! Mujy

Os nay hmary zakhm ka kuch yun

os nay hmary zakhm ka kuch yun kia ilaj…..Marham bhe lagya tu kanty ki nok cy……??

Hussain ibn e ali waqt ki tehzeeb ka

HUSSAIN Ibn-e-ALI Waqt Ki Tehzeeb Ka Naz Jis Ny Afsha’n Kia Insaan Ki Toqeer Ka Raaz Jis Ka Har Zakhm Hy Sarmaye-e-Taqdeer-e- Hijaaz Jis

Nigaah e shoq se hum ne tumhein ik bar

Nigaah-e-shoq se hum ne tumhein ik bar daikha tha, Koi jazba tha pehli baar jise be-dar daikha tha, Wo jis k hont par her

pathan ne zoo me sher ka pinjra

(:-PATHAN Ne Zoo Me Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Chor Dya. OFiCER: Tmne Sher Ka Pinjra Lock Nai Kia? PATHAN: Kia Zrurat Hy Sir itne

Teacher pani ka formula batao student

Teacher: Pani ka Formula batao?? Student: H2MgCINaCIHN03. Teacher: Stupid ye kia hy?? Student: Sir, ye Selaab ka Pani hy…..!

Gazal sitara humari qismat ka is se

,’,’GAZAL’,’, Sitara Humari Qismat Ka Is se Mila Hi Nhi, Wo Kaise Hota Hamara Aisa Kbi Howa Hi Nhi, Hum Ne Apni Hr Khushi

Pahle to tune mujh ko tukh lagae

Pahle to tune mujh ko tukh lagae doctor sale aur kehta hai ke paisay maine nhe waseem ne lenay hain sale Faraz hamain to

Meri zindagi mjhe ye bta bhool k

meri zindagi mjhe ye bta, mjhe bhool k tjhe kia mila tere char din k piar se mjhe umr bhr ka ghum mila main

Wo jo dawe dar hai shaher main k

Wo Jo Dawe-Dar hai Shaher main K Mein sb ka Nabz-Shanas hun, Kbi Muj se to aa k Puchta k Mein kis k Gham

Tu khta hai ishq jhot hai

Tu khta hai ishq jhot hai, tujay ishq ho khuda kry, koi tujh ko us se juda kry, teray hont hansna bhol jaen, teri

Muslim aur momin main faraq woh

Muslim aur Momin main Faraq Muslim woh hay Jo ALLAH Ko manta ho aur MOMIN woh hay jo ALLAH ki manta ho aap kia

Taajub kia agr asad dunya tuj se

Ta’ajub kia agr Asad dunya tuj se na khush hai Bohat se log dunya mai pasandeeda nahi hotay.

Hum agr itfaq sy tum ko bhol

HUM AGR ITFAQ SY TUM KO BHOL JAIY TO KIA TAMASHA NA HO…… WAQAT KI CKUCH SAEETY UMAR LOT AIY TO KIA TAMASHA NA

Barsat mein ham pani ban k baras

barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge… patjhar mein ham phol ban k jhar jainge… kia hua jo aaj aap ko tang karte

Aziyyat maseebat mlamat balaeintere ishq mein

Aziyyat , maseebat , mlamat , balaeinTere ishq mein hum ne kia kia na dekha

Shadi me 1 pathan boht deer se

Shadi me 1 pathan Boht Deer se khana kha Raha tha Kisi ne pucha kab tak khao gay pathan: me to khud tang hon

Agr apki picture kisi ko dekhane k

Agr apki picture kisi ko dekhane k liye bheji jaye to dekhnay wala ka jawab kia hoga? Select a number then i tell you

Janu ek aj mera dil chah raha

janu ek aj mera dil chah raha hai ke main tumhe karun kia janu kiss kute bharwe madarchod abhe soch raha hai main kab

Sharminda hoon in pholoon se jin ko

Sharminda Hoon IN Pholoon Se Jin Ko Tehni Se Tery Liye Juda Kia… Wo Mery Hathon Mein Hi Sookh Gaey Tera Intzaar Karty Karty…!!

khuda k vaasty ab e rukhi

*. . .Khuda k Vaasty ab ße-rukhi se kaam na ley. . .* Tarap k phr koi Daaman ko tere thaam na ly ßas

Kia maloom k saans bhi sath degi

Kia maloom k saans bhi sath degi,, Teri yadon ko dil se bholane k baad,, Roz ate ho chale jate ho,, meri palkon me

Mere kareeb aai na ab tak baharay

MERE KAREEB AAI NA AB TAK BAHARAY EID MUDDAT SE JAHAN MAIN MUJHE INTIZARAY EID IK DIL KO DI KHUSHI TO DIYA DOSRE KO

Jab kisi k liye dil me nafrat

‘Jab kisi k liye dil me nafrat peda hone lage To foran uski achaiyan yad kia karo’ HAZRAT ALI (A.S)

1larki boht make up kia karti thi

.:1larki boht make up kia karti thi uski maa usy kehti thi: beti itna make up mat kia kar? Shadi k baad tum pe

Agr wo pyar kr leta mera daman

Agr wo pyar kr leta, Mera daman pakr leta, Tu… Jeewan me faqt uss se, Mohabat farz ho jati. Mohabat qarz ho jati. Magr…

Tjhe kia khabr k meri udasi ka

tjhe kia khabr k meri udasi ka sabab kia hey jo ker dun bayan to tjhe nend sey nafrat hojae

Hum to mojod thay raaton me ujalon

Hum to mojod thay raaton me ujalon ki tarah Log nikly hi nahi dhoondny walo ki tarah Dil to kia hum rooh me utr

prof agr train north sey

*. . .Prof: agr train north sey 300 km ki speed sey chaley or hawa (air) ki speed south sey 500 km ho tou

Jab haath uthao dua k liye

Jab haath uthao dua k liye…… To Hamain mat bholna Khuda k liye…… kia pata k mery naseeb ki bht si khushyan….. muntazir ho

Meri ummat k tamaam logon gunah allah

‘Meri Ummat K Tamaam Logon K Gunah ALLAH Bakhsh Dega, Siwaey Un Logo K Jo Gunnah Kr K Logon Ko Fakhr Se Bataen K

Ruby pak sy maine jo bhe manga wo

Ruby-pak sy maine jo bhe manga wo tery lia tha Ab tu he bta us k bad mai kia mangon jo sirf mery lia

Kash tum waday nibha jatay kisi surat

‘Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi”

Zindagi k har morr pe kuch is

Zindagi K Har Morr Pe Kuch Is Tarha Aazmaya Gaya Mujhe,, Zindagi Dey K Phir Zindagi K Liye Tarsaya Gaya Mujhe.! Pehle Inayat Kia

Udas mat howa karo kia karo ye

UDAS MAT HOWA KARO…? UDAS MAT KIA KARO, YE ASHK TERI AANKH L, UDAS SHAAM KI TARAH, BRAH RAHE HAIN DUKH MERA, ADHURE JAAM

Maa maa kia he aik khobsorat

‘Maa’ Maa Kia He? Aik Khobsorat Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dam Se Hi Kainat Me Rang He, Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne

the best sms in my

( The best sms in my inbox) 1st dost : agr mar gia to tm kia kro gay 2nd dost mazak say bola :

Molvi taqreer krty howy ap men

Molvi taqreer krty howy Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve

Aap ko pata hai k pakistan mein

Aap ko pata hai k ‘PAKISTAN’ mein kia ho raha hai+? ? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ek masjid k darwazay par ek b0ht

Ek masjid k darwazay par ek b0ht e khoobsurat jumla likha tha, K, ‘ALLAH’ k paas aap ki dua sunne k lye bohot waqt

Bandh lain hath pe seenay saja tum

bandh lain hath pe seenay pe saja lain tum ko ji to karta hay ke taweez bana lain tum ko, phir tumhain roz sanwarain

Molvi jesne larkay k 7 sex

MOLVI:- ! ! JESNE LARKAY K 7 SEX KIA QAYAMAT K DIN OSE LARKAY KO APNE KANDE PE BETHA K PUL-E-SERAT PAAR KARE GA

5 pathan boht mushkil se 1 bhens

5 Pathan boht mushkil se 1 bhens ko chat per charha rhey they …. 1 admi bola : ye kia kar rhey ho ?

Ek pathan ne khawab dekha ke

Ek pathan ne khawab dekha ke wo mar chuka he jab wo utha to us ne apna HBL account bund karwa dia. Kisi ne

pathan calls his wife 4rom shekhupura

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