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ki-kitab SMS Messages

Mere chaman k udas logona khud ko

‘MERE chaman k udas logo,na khud ko itna haqeer samJho, K koi tum se hisab mange, khwahishon ki kitab mange. NA khud ko itna

Mujhy roz o shab ki kitab min

Mujhy Roz O Shab Ki Kitab Min, Koi aysa Harf Na Mil Saka, Jisy Misl E Gul Ka Khitab don, Jisy Chandni Ki C

Six aur sex mainkiya farq hai very

SIX aur SEX mainkiya farq hai..? very simple. . . utha k maaro tou SIX or litaa k maaro tou SEX. . hath uper

Mery watan k udas logo na khud

Mery Watan k Udas Logo, na khud ko itna Hqeer samjo, K koi tm sy Hisab mangy, Khahishon ki Kitab mangy. Na khud ko

quran amal ki kitab

¤— QURAN —¤ Amal Ki Kitab Thi Wazefon Ki Kitab Bana Dya. Samjhne Ki Kitab Thi Parhne Ki Kitab Bana Diya. Zindon Ka Dastoor

Na ghubar main na gulab mujhe dekhna

Na Ghubar main na gulab main mujhe dekhna, Har dard ki tubo-tab main mujhe dekhna, Kisi wakt Sham-aye malal main mujhe sochna, Kabhi Apne

Meray dil k armano ko koi yun

Meray dil k armano ko koi yun hi bekhar kr chala gaya.. Wo kch alfaz aisay yun hi likhta chala gaya… Jb b parha

Ashfaq ahmed ki kitab matti ka diya

Ashfaq Ahmed Ki kitab ‘Matti Ka Diya’ se: ‘Abba G Muje Marty Thay To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein 1Din Mei ne Socha K Agar

1 mard ki thakawat duniya koi chez

1- mard ki thakawat duniya ki koi chez nai utar skti siwae orat k 2- orat ke jism ki sari garmi us ke boobs

Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote

Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai, Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain. Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi, Bas Pyar se rishte

Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai jis

‘Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai, jis ne mera zikar suna aur gaali na di.’ (Altaf bhai ki kitab ‘Fir’oon ki wapsi’ chapter ‘haan me

Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi

Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi, Sapno me aake mujh se milna kabhi Maine duniya sazai hai tere liye, Meri nazro ki ummed

Mere pyare or azeez doston aslam o alekum

‘Mere Pyare OR Azeez Doston’ Aslam-O-Alekum pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aage parhen.. main aap ka zyada waqt nahin lunga, main koi

Udas dil ki batain smajhna wala

udas dil ki udas batain……. smajhna wala koi to hotao…. k jis ki bataon sa dil sambhalta… k jis ki sangat ma dil behlta..

Dil ki kitab ka safar le gya

Dil ki Kitab ka safar le gya koi, Ankhon se nend urha gya koi, kisi ki yaad me tarapne ki adat nai the mujh

Khusion se naraz hai meri zindagi

Khusion se naraz hai meri zindagi, Pyar ki mohtaj hai meri zindagi, Hans lete hain logon ko hansane k liay warna, Dard ki kitab

Ghurbt mitane ka asaan tariqa ye hy

Ghurbt Mitane Ka Asaan Tariqa Ye Hy K, Kachi Pencil Se Ghurbt Likh K Rubber Se Mita do. (PPP ki Kitab ”Roti, Kapra or

Us ne nikali mere gham ki kitab

Us Ne Nikali Mere Gham Ki Kitab Chupke Se Mohabt Ka Warq Mor Diya HmKo Maloom Tha Anjam-e-Mohbat Hum Ne Akhri Hurf Se Pehle

Dhire umar kat jati hai zindagi

Dhire Dhire Umar kat Jati Hai, Zindagi Yadon Ki Kitab Ban Jati Hai, Kabhi Kisi Ki Yaad Bahut Tadpati Hai, Aur Kabhi Yadon Ke

Udas jagti ankhon k khuwab laya hon

Udas jagti ankhon k khuwab laya hon,, Mai pathron mein chupa kar gulab laya hon.. Jo ho sake to tanhaiyon me parh lena,, Tumhare

Udas nazron main khwab milenge kahin kaante

Udas nazron main khwab milenge, Kahin kaante to kahin gulab milenge…. Meri dil ki kitab ko apni nazar se padh kar to dekho, Kahin

Meri har shab ik taza azab mein

Meri har shab ik taza azab mein guzriUs k bad us k khawab mein guzriMein ik phool tha woh mujhe rakh k bhool gyaPhir

Wife patni main tumhari zindagi ki

Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta

Bada e hawas gum khayal khumar ek tere ane

Bada-e-Hawas Gum Khayal Gum Khumar Gum Ek tere ane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad! Zist ki kitab Gum, Jawab Gum Sawal Gum

Kaaba pr gilaf is lye hai k

KAABA pr gilaf is lye hai k pta chale ye koi aam chez ni MUSALMANO ka Qibla QURAN pr gilaf is lye k pta

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi

Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi ho, Us k husbnd ka lun 7.5 inch ho, Woh haftey mein 3 bar karay.or 1 bar

Ye akele pun ki udasiyan faraq lumhe

YE AKELE PUN KI UDASIYAN, YE FARAQ LUMHE UDAS SE KBHI DASHT E DIL PE BHI AA RUKAIN TERI CHAHATUN K QAFLE MAIN HUN

Udas nazron me khawab milen ge kahin

udas nazron me khawab milen ge. kahin kante to kahin gulab milen ge. mere dil ki kitab parh kar dekho. kahin ap ki yaaden

Ye jo zindagi ki kitab hai

ye jo zindagi ki kitab hai ye kitab bhi kiya kitab hai kahain ik hasein sa khaab hai kahain jaan lewa azab hai….

Waqat mile to rishto ki kitab khol

waqat mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena dost dosti her rishtey se lajawab hoti hai..

Jab mein 6 saal ka tha tu

Jab mein 6 saal ka tha tu mera bap mujhe jaib kharch nahi deta tha Phir mein ammi k sath sone laga Aur abbu

Mere chaman k udas logona khud ko

MERE chaman k udas logo,na khud ko itna haqeer samJho, K koi tum se hisab mange, khwahishon ki kitab mange. NA khud ko itna

Na gila hai koi halaat se shikayaten

Na Gila Hai Koi Halaat Se Na Shikayaten Teri Zaat Se, Khud Hi Saary Warq Juda Huy Meri Zindagi Ki Kitab Se, Tujhy Chaha

Ghar se bahir wo naqab me nikli

Ghar se bahir wo naqab me nikli Sari dunya us ki talash me nikli Wo jo krti thi hmari muhabat se inkar ‘GALIB’ Ek

Ye akele pan ki udasian ye firaq

“Ye akele pan ki udasian Ye firaq lamhe azab se, Kbi dasht_e_dil pe b aa rukein teri chahton k qafle, Main hon tujh ko

Talwar k zakhm dawa se thek ho

Talwar k Zakhm Dawa Se Thek Ho Jate Hn Mgr Zuban K Zakhm Kisi Dawa Se Thek Ni Hote Sirf ‘KISSING’ se Thek hote

Udaas jaagti ankhon k khuwab laya hun

Udaas jaagti Ankhon k Khuwab laya hun, Main Pathron mein Chupa kar Gulab laya hun.. Jo ho sakey to Tanhaiyon mein Parrh lena, Tumharey

Faseel e anna us

((~~~FASEEL E ANNA~~~)) ———— —— US ki chahtoon k Rubroo Main ho Saki na Surkhroo Mery dil ki jo kitab ka Lafz Lafz Usi

Ye akeley pan ki udasiyan firaq lamhay

ye akeley pan ki udasiyan ye firaq lamhay azab se kbhi dasht-e-dil pe b aa rukein teri chahaton k qafilay main hon tujhko jan

Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se

Wo bhut buland tha hamari socho se, us ne 3 saal ki umar me kamil 3 ghante 1 arabi faseeh buzurg se guftgoo ki,

W0 k0n sa rishta hai jis main

‘W0 k0n sa Rishta hai Jis main Munsalik ho k tamam Musalman Jisdowahid ki tara hain. W0 k0on c chatan hain Jis per in

Lush push country pakistan k city karachi

Lush Push Country Pakistan K City KARACHI K AREA Karachi University K 1 laibrary K 3rd Floor K Room No 5 Ki 7v Almari

Mohabbat ki kitab kaash na padhi hoti

Mohabbat Ki Kitab Kaash Na Padhi Hoti To Is Dard-E-Dil Se Mulaqat Na Hui Hoti Sunao Kis ko Apne Gile Shikve Na Lagti Chot

Wo bhi luta tha pyar mein ye

Wo Bhi Luta Tha Pyar Mein, Ye Bhaid Yun Khula…!! Ik Phool Mil Gya Mujhy Us Ki Kitab Mein…..!!!

Agr sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy

Agr Sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy to apni zuban larki k mu mai dal kr ya larki ki zuban apny mu me daal

Jo meri ankhon se khwab dekho

Jo meri ankhon se khwab dekho To ek shab b na so sako ge K lakh chaho na hans sako ge Hazar chaho na

Ye akelay pan ki udasian ye firak

Ye Akelay pan ki udasian ye firak lamhay azab se kabhi dasht-e-dil pe b aa ruken teri chahto k qafilay………… ma hon tuj ko

Aksar raqs karte howe muje nangae pann ka

Aksar Raqs Karte Howe Muje Nangae-Pann ka ehsas hota tha…. Nargis appi se Mashwra lia to kehne lagee: Kabi Kabi kuch pehan k b

Yeh jo zindagi ki kitab hai bhi

Yeh Jo Zindagi Ki Kitab Hai Yeh Kitab Bhi Kiya Kitab Hai Kahin Ek Haseen Sa Khawab Hai Kahien Jaan Laiwa Azab Hai Kahien

Gulaab aankhen sharab ankhen yehi to hein

Gulaab Aankhen Sharab Ankhen, Yehi To Hein La-jawab Aankhen, Inhi Me Ulfat Inhi Me Nafrat Sawab Aankhen Azab Aankhen. Kbhi Nazar Me Bala Ki

Yeh warq teri dastan sabaq terey tazkary

Yeh Warq Warq teri Dastan Yeh sabaq sabaq Terey Tazkary Main karoon to kaise karoon alag Tujhe Zindagi ki kitab se

Urdu ki kitab me likha hai

Urdu ki kitab me likha hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Agar larki k sath rakshey men sex

‘Agar Larki K Sath RAKSHEY Men Sex Kara Jaye To Jhatke Maarne Ki Zarorat Nai Parti Jhatke Automatic Lagte Hai’ (Veena Malik Ki Kitab

Mirza adeeb ki kitab matti ka dia

Mirza Adeeb ki kitab ‘MATTI KA DIA’ se iQtebas: ‘Aba G Muje Marty Thy To Ami Bcha Leti Thi. 1Din Me ne Socha K

Apki aarzu meri zindgi ka vo khwab

Apki aarzu meri zindgi ka vo khwab hai, jiski manzil hi nhi raasta bhi kharab hai, hasi se mere zakhm ka andaza na lagana,

A sad love story aik pakistani

A SAD LOVE STORY Aik pakistani studnt ko apni classfellow se payar ho gya.Lrky ne usy perpose kiya lykn larki ne inkar kr diya

Birth day keck p jalti hoi shamaon

Birth Day Keck P Jalti Hoi Shamaon K Bujha Dene S, Kb Bujhen Ge Ye Shab O Roz Mah O Saal K Anga, Jinhen

Koe to hota main jis k

koe to hota main jis k dil ki kitab bnta main jis ki chahat ka khuwb bnta main hijr k musam ki lumbi ratun

Pyaar karne walo ki kismat buri hoti

Pyaar karne walo ki kismat buri hoti hai, har mulakat judai ki ghadi hoti hai, waqt mile to rishte ki kitab padh lena, DOSTI

Yeh akelay pan ki udaasiyan ye firak

yeh akelay pan ki udaasiyan ye firak lamhay azabse… Kabhi dasht-e-dil pa aa rukain teri chahtaon k ye kafilay.. main hun tujh ko jaan

Mere chaman k udas logona khud ko

MERE chaman k udas logo,na khud ko itna haqeer samJho, K koi tum se hisab mange, khwahishon ki kitab mange. NA khud ko itna

Mirza adeeb ki kitab matti ka diya

Mirza Adeeb Ki kitab ‘Matti Ka Diya’ se: ‘Abba G Muje Marty Thy To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein 1Din Mei ne Socha K Agr

Dil ki kitab ka safa le gaya

Dil ki kitab ka safa le gaya koi, ankhon se nend ura le gaya koi, kisi ki yad me tarapne ki adat nahi thi

Apne hal ka hisab kya detesawal galat

Apne Hal Ka Hisab Kya Dete?Sawal Galat The Jawab Kya Dete,Wo To 3Lafzo Ki Hifazat B Na Kar Sake Fir Unke Hath Me Zindgi

Mujhe roz o shab ki kitab main

Mujhe roz o shab ki kitab main koi aisa harf na mil saka jisy misl e gul ka khitab don jisy chandni ki si

Usne aanchal se nikali mere ghum ki

Usne Aanchal se nikali mere ghum ki kitab aur chupk se mohabbat ka warq morr diya Humko maloom tha anjame mohabbat Humne akhri harf

Udas nazron mai bhi khuwab milain gaiy

Udas nazron mai bhi khuwab milain gaiy, kahin kantay to kahin gulaab milain gaiy, Meray dil ki kitab ko apni nazar se perh k

Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi

Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi, Sapno me aake mujh se milna kabhi Maine duniya sazai hai tere liye, Meri nazro ki ummed

Kuch is tarha se nazar andaz ho

Kuch is tarha se Nazar Andaz ho gaye Faraaz…… Jaisey, izaafi hurf thay HUM teri zindagi ki kitab mein.

Mene haq e mohabat ada kiya na kabi kisi

Mene Haq-e-Mohabat ada kiya, Na kabi kisi se Gila kiya, Mujhe ajab iska Sila mila, Mujhe DIL se us ne bhula diya, Mohabbaton ki