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Tibb e nabwi saww jo log khane se

TIBB-E-NABWI (S.A.W.W) Jo Log Khane Se Pehle Thora Namak Chakh Lein Woh Log 30 Qism Ki Bimariyon se Mehfooz Rehte hein. Khajoor Ko Nashte

Beydard mohabbat ke sitam aur bhi acchein

beydard mohabbat ke sitam aur bhi acchein…. zindagi ki raah mein miley yaar bhi kacchein… koi kha ke taras baney jo humsafar ai-galib…. toen

Hazrat moosa ne allah pak se sawal

Hazrat Moosa ne Allah pak se sawal kia? Jb ap khush hote ho to kia krte hain ? To Allah pak ne kha k

Train mein 1 machar chinese ke hath

Train mein 1 machar 1 chinese ke hath pe baitha, chinese pakar k kha gaya Phir 1 machar shaikh pe baitha, usne pakar ke

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

Main apne poory hosh o hawaas me apne ammi

Main apne poory Hosh-O-Hawaas me Apne Ammi Abbu Dada Dadi Bhai Doston Aur sab Azizon, ki qasam kha k kehta hon,K main.. . .

Salon bad najane kia sama hoga hm

Salon bad najane kia sama hoga, Hm sb doston me se najane kon kha hoga, Phr milna hua to milenge khuwabo me Jese sukhe

Hr bar na kha kr tughy chor

Hr Bar Na Kha Kr Tughy Chor Dain Gy Hm Na Hum Itny Aam Hain Na Yh Tary Bus Ke Bat Hy

3 poltri forms ki inspection ho rhi

3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi Inspector:Tum Choozoñ ko kya dety ho pthan:Bajra Inspector Wrong Food. Arest him! Inspector:Tum kya dety ho

Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi

Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein ussy nokar mila tou maalik ne pocha k ghar

Na koi khawab na saheli thi us

Na koi khawab na koi saheli thi us mohabbat mein main akeli thi ishq main tum kahaan kay sachay the jo aziyat thi woh

Kuch kha tha ter yaad ma

‘Kuch £¡kha Tha Ter¡ YaAd Ma¡’ Meray Aansuo0n Ne M¡ta d¡Aa., Dosto0n Se Chhupa¡ Th¡ D¡£ k¡ BaAt’ Meray Chehray Ne Sab kuch Bata

Elan e marg hua to us ny b kha

‘ELAN-E-MARG HUA TO US NY B KHA’ ‘MOHSIN’ ‘ACHA HUA MAR GIA AKSAR UDAS REHTA THA’

1achi lag rhe ho 2kanjuso koi acha

1=Achi lag rhe ho. 2=Kanjuso koi acha hall book karwana thA. 3=Seedhi ho k baitho. 4=Tyar kahan se hui? 5=bs bhi karo ab rona

Imam ul ambia hazrat mohammed s a w w ghar tashrif

Imam-Ul-Ambia Hazrat MOHAMMED (‘S-A-W-W’) Ghar Tashrif Laye To Roti Ka Tukra Gira Howa Dekha AAP (‘S-A-W-W’) Ne Use Utha Kr Saaf Kiya Or Kha

Main ne us zaat pe likhne ki

Main ne us zaat pe likhne ki jisarat ki hai Jis k Daman pe Farishtoon ne Ibadat ki hai Kis ki jurrat mera AAQA

A touching story aik faqir fruit

A touching story Aik faqir fruit wale ki dukan pr gya or kha k ‘ALLAH k nam pr aik aam de do’ dukandar ne

My birthday chocolate

My birthday chocolate __ |__|__ |__|__| |__|__| |__|__| A dairy milk chocolate specialy deliverd 2 u. Sorry, Thodi si kha li hai..

Isi main khush hun mera dukh koi

isi main khush hun mera dukh koi to sahta hai chali chalun ki jahan tak ye sath rahta hai zamin-e-dil yun hi shadab to

Mohhabat ka ghum hota bohut hai k

Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon? Gali Kochon Mein sannata

Khana kha ker shukar kernay wala

Khana kha ker shukar kernay wala , sawaab mai SABIR ROZAIDAAR k barabar hay .. ( Bukhari )

Mehman paanchvaa orange uthate hue bola aray

Mehman paanchvaa orange uthate hue bola aray janab kiya batoon bus zara nazar kamzor ho gayee hai mezban: jal kar tab hi tum orange

Yaar baat sun tere pass veena malik

Yaar baat sun tere pass Veena Malik ka number hay? Wo kal me khana kha raha tha to salan meri pent per gir gaya

Ab magar khuch b nhe ho

Ab magar khuch b nhe khuch nhe ho skta Apne jazbon se yeh Rangeen Shrarat na kro Kitne ‘Masoom’ ho ‘Nazuk’ ho Hmakat na

Mil b jatay hain to katra k

Mil B jatay hain to katra k guzar jatay hain, Haye mosam ki tarha dost badal jatay hain, Hum abi tak giraftar-e-muhabat hain Thokren

Ban k bistar boria asi te

Ban K Bistar Boria . Asi Te Challe Korea . Bijli Etthe Rehndi Nai . Pori Kise Di Pendi Nai . Har Koi Etthe

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya. Son to sardar: ‘hun me ae roti nae khani’ Sardar: ‘kha ly putar, choohy

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia Or thori dair bad DObara phenk dya Ksi ne kha ye kya kia

Please help me aaj subah mere lund

Please Help Me.. Aaj Subah mere Lund pe Saap ne kaat liya.. Dr ne kha ki Zehar Sirf Chusne se niklega Muje bacha lo

Kun fya koon kaha or sja di dunya

Kun fya-koon kaha or sja di dunya Jane kya soch k Malik ne bna di dunya Itni nafrt ka sza’war na thehra hm ko

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu ho jati he to thora sa lux sabun kha len to badbu nhi aye gi ,,, ,,,

Kya esa be hota kha ka

Kya Esa Be Hota? Kha Ka Wafa Ki Kasmian Ker Ka Haseen Waday Koi Tood Day Iraday Koi Door Ja Besay Kya Esa Be

Kuch kha tha ter yaad ma

Kuch £¡kha Tha Ter¡ YaAd Ma¡’ Meray Aansuo0n Ne M¡ta d¡Aa., Dosto0n Se Chhupa¡ Th¡ D¡£ k¡ BaAt’ Meray Chehray Ne Sab kuch Bata

Cutest romance a boy a

Cutest romance. A boy & a girl of nursery class kissing by lips. Sudnly teacher came. Whats happening? Mish ishne meli toffi kha li

Chooohy ko lag bll gori dono

Chooohy ko lagì bìllì gori gori Dono milne lagy chori chori. Chooha bola aao khele ankh macholi Billi chohy ko kha kr bolì I

Arz kia ha abi taza shyr

arz kia ha abi abi taza shyr arshad kia ha suno dosto k shyr bolta ha tuj sang preet lgi sajna wa wa wa

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or hindustan ke bardur per unda dia do mulkon me larai ho gaye ke unde kon le ga.

Master shagird se khali jaga pur kro

Master shagird se: khali jaga pur kro, 900 choohe kha kr Billi __chali. Shagird: 900 choohe kha kr Billi Slow Slow chali. Master (Ghusse

Girlfriend aur police main kia baat common

Girlfriend Aur Police Main Kia Baat Common Hai…? . . . . Socho! . . . . Socho! . . . . Aur Socho!

Maut k baad insaan 5 hisson maintaqseem

Maut K Baad Insaan 5 Hisson MainTaqseem Ho jae ga: 1.Rooh Malk-ul-Maut lay jaye ga. 2.Maal Waris le jaye ge. 3.Goosht Keere Makory Kha

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

Maabaap k liye subko choor dena

(MAA,BAAP) K Liye Subko Choor Dena, Lekin Sub k Liye MAA BAAP Ko Mat Chhorna Q,K Jab MAA BAAP Roty Hain To Farishton Ko

Pahala mere dadaji ki itani badi

Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the Dusra : Bus ?

1 pathan jadon mri navi shadi

1 Pathan : Jadon mri navi navi shadi hoi, menu mri bv ini sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jawa’n. 2Pathan:te

Lrki dupte se dudh ki nok chupa

LRKI dupte se dudh ki nok chupa rhi thi Ghalib ne tar lia kha Nok se kia mrti ho Dhar to tlwar me hy

Very interesting duniya ki sab se

Very interesting Duniya Ki Sab se Taqatwar Shay hy Loha. Har Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hy. Lohay se Taqatwar hy Aag, Jo Lohay ko

hadis e pak khana

.*, HADIS ,*, ,*,-E-,*, ,*,PAK,*, ‘Khana Kha K Shukar Ada Karne Wale Ka Darja, Sabar Karne Wale Rozedar K Barabr Hota Hai.’ (Tirmizi) (Hadis_No_2021)

Maa ne apny choty bachay ko

Maa Ne Apny Choty Bachay Ko Aik Pull Paar Krty Hoy Kha ‘Mera Haath Mazboti Se Pakar Lo’ Bacha Bola:’Nhi Maa Ap Mera Hath

Be noor ankho me koi khwab to

Be noor ankho me koi khwab to do Mri beqrar rato ka kch hasab to do Tm khafa ho muj se lekin fir b

Agr pizza 20 ka chicken 15

Agr Pizza 20 ka Chicken 15 ka Burger 5 ka Pepsi 3 ki Samosa 1 ka Ho bhi jaye To Ap Phr B Kch

Darta hun kahin main pagal na ban

Darta hun kahin main pagal na ban jaaun, Teekhi nazar aur sunahre roop ka khayal na ban Jaun, Ab bas bhi kar zalim kuch

Sardar karri kha raha tha ek

Sardar karri kha raha tha ek makhi usme beth gai, Sardar usay ura k bola: ‘Chal hat pagli yeh woh nahi jo tu samhaj

Mandr mujhe normal potti nahi aatichawal khaya

Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!

Sharab ki boond le jatee hey janat

sharab ki boond le jatee hey janat mein mujhe, pyar mein tadpta hey kese ye dil andaza hey mujhe, lela to kher manate hey

Qjb apko koi na dekh rha ho

Q:Jb Apko Koi Na Dekh Rha Ho Or Ap Naak Me Ungli Dal Rahe Hon Or 1 Bohat Mota Lais Daar Naak Ka Chuha

Ye sun k to dimagh hi ghoom

Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghoom gya ‘Faraz’ Jb Meine Apni Dadi ko kha Dadi koi purana gana hi suna dein, To woh

Husband begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha. Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon. Begum: bas

Silver ringap kisi se boht pyar krte

SILVER RING=ap kisi se boht pyar krte he but usko kehne se darte he GolDEN shOES=ap kisi se pyar me dhoka kha rhe he

Ek merasi ne chaudhry ki beti ka

Ek Merasi Ne Chaudhry Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga. Chaudhry Ne Merasi Ko Khoob Mara, Maar Kha k Merasi Utha Kapray Jhaar kr Bola:

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

Phir chaand se rishta bana bethey

Phir chaand se rishta bana bethey Saadgi se fareb kha bethey Patharon se taluq humara Phir bhi… Sheshey ka ghar bana bethey

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya. Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir

Hazrat abu baker siddiq r aney fermaya

HAZRAT ABU BAKER SIDDIQ R A}NEY FERMAYA PERWANAY KO CHARAG TU BULBUL KO PHOOL BAS ,,SIDDIQ R A } K LIAY HY ALLAH KA

Eik memmon khali katorey main roti daba

EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN MEMON NE

Hoslay saray azma baithay hum zamanay k

Hoslay saray azma baithay, Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay, Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay, Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

Larkijb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to

Larki:jb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to tm kya krte ho Lrka:janu tmhari favrt tofi kha leta hun,or tm kya krti ho? Lrki(Tap kr

Smsndar ne kha maa wo hsti

“SMSNDAR ne kha ” MAA wo hsti hy jo olad k tmam raz apne sine me chupa lati hy. “BADAL ne kha” MAA wo

Dard itna tha zindagi maydharkan sath dene

Dard Itna tha Zindagi may,dharkan sath dene se Ghabra Gai ~*JAN*~ Band thi Ankhen kisi ki yad men,Mout Aai OR Dhoka kha Gai….!!!

Pathan ko baap ne shadi pe gun

Pathan ko Baap Ne Shadi pe gun di or kha: Agr Bv zero meter o to Hwai Fire krna,nai to Goli Mar Dena. Pathan

1 sardar ne ghear kanone gar banaya

1 sardar ne ghear kanone gar banaya to logo ne kha ke koch aesa karo ke log samje ke ya gar porana he to

Jab insan dastarkhan pr aftari ka saman

Jab insan dastarkhan pr aftari ka saman bicha kar Azan ka intezar krta h to ALLAH TALA bare fakhar se farishton se frmate hn

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

Aaseb zada ghar ka main wo dar

Aaseb zada ghar ka main wo dar hon mohsin. demak ki trha kha gai jisy datak ki tamana.

Kahaaniyaan hi sahi sab mubaalghey sahi agar

Kahaaniyaan Hi Sahi, Sab Mubaalghey Hi Sahi Agar Woh Khawaab Hai, Taabeer Kar Ke Dekhte Hain Judaaiyaan To Muqadder Hai Phir Bhi Jaan-E-Safar Kuch

Shadi shadi me pathan boht der taq

SHADI Shadi me pathan boht der taq khana kha raha tha kisi ne pocha kab taq khaoge Pathan : hum tu khud kha kha

Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh

Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

Mera naam hai younis kha main

Mera naam hai younis kha Main Pakistani team ka begairat captan Meri zindighi ek phatti kitaab Main nain apni zindaghi main buhat catch chore

1 pathan apne kuty k 7 film

1 pathan apne kuty k 7 film Sholay dkhne gya Hero ne kha ‘Bsanti in kuton k samny mt nachna’ Pthan khra hokr bola

Mere din raat be sakun hain sakun ik

Mere Din Raat Be-Sakun Hain Sakun Ik Pal nahi Mujko. Mohabat Tars Kha muj pe Khudara Chor ja mujko.

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

Husband wife mein larai hoi ghar se

Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha

Husband begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha. Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon. Begum: bas

Jo umeedon ki rah me dorta he

‘Jo Umeedon Ki Rah Me Dorta He Chala Jata Hai Wo Akhir Me Mot Se Thokar Kha Jata Hai’

Hr aasman me sitare nahi hote

Hr Aasman me Sitare nahi hote Hr samandar k Kinare nahi hote Hr nazar se Ishare nahi hote Hr bahar me Nazare nahi hote

Class me 1 larki bskit kha rahi

Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rahi thi., thora sa kha kar Braizer me chhupa lya Sir bolay: kya kar rahi ho Sath wala

Duniya ki sab se taqatwar shay hai

Duniya ki sab se taqatwar shay hai Loha, har shay ko kat deta hai Lohe se taqatwae hai Aag jo Lohe ko pighla deti

Chiragh dasht k zinda jala gaye mujh

Chiragh dasht k zinda jala gaye MUJH ko. Ye dard shaam k lamhoon main kha gaye MUJH ko. HUMAIN to phool ki khushbu pe

judaiyn k zakhm dard e zindagi

*’* Judaiyn K Zakhm Dard E Zindagi n Bhr dye, *’* Tujhe Bhi Neend Aagai Mujhe B Sabr Aagya, *’* Pukarti Hen Fursaten Kahn

Isi main khush hun mera dukh koi

isi main khush hun mera dukh koi to sahta hai chali chalun ki jahan tak ye sath rahta hai zamin-e-dil yun hi shadab to

Ik 90 saal k zaeef insan hospital

Ik 90 Saal k zaeef insan hospital main hai un k liye dua ki khasoosi darkhast hay! Un ki tamam umer neki k kam

Woh jo dil main tera muqam hai

Woh jo dil main tera muqam hai kisi or ko wo dya nhi, Wo jo rishta tujhse hai ban gaya kisi or se wo

Hazrat abu baker siddiq r aney fermaya

HAZRAT ABU BAKER SIDDIQ R A}NEY FERMAYA PERWANAY KO CHARAG TU BULBUL KO PHOOL BAS ,,SIDDIQ R A } K LIAY HY ALLAH KA

Ek hum hi the jo use dil

ek hum hi the jo use dil ke itna karib la baithe…… uske ek sath ko apni zindgi ki zarurat bana baithe……. ab aksar

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k bole: Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nahin btao gay? Bacha masoomiat se: Mastr g main

True love boy mere pas apne

True Love Boy: mere pas apne dost jesi car to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghomaon ga! mere pas us jesa

Che gulaan we bulbolan ba khama kha

CHE GULAAN WE BULBOLAN BA KHAMA KHA WE CHE WE KHALAK ASHIQAN BA KHAMA KHA WE DASE NAKEGE CHE GUL WE AZGHEY NA WE

Ghum is qadar mila ghabra k pee

Ghum is qadar mila, ghabra k Pee gaye, khushi thori c mili, mila k P gaye, yun to na thay hum jaam peene k

Aaj me apko laziz khana banana sikhata

Aaj me Apko Laziz khana banana sikhata hun. 1) 1 dish me ANGOOR rakh lein 2) Phir ANGOOR apne haath me pakrein 3) Or

Aik pathan raat ko khana kha raha

Aik Pathan Raat Ko Khana Kha Raha Tha… : : : : : : To Ab Kya Woh Khana Bhi Na Khaye, Jaan LeLo

Ab magar khuch b nhe ho skta

‘Ab magar khuch b nhe khuch nhe ho skta Apne jazbon se yeh Rangeen Shrarat na kro Kitne ‘Masoom’ ho ‘Nazuk’ ho Hmakat na

1 sheikh ghar k liye hr saal

1 sheikh ghar k liye hr saal sirf 1kg ghee khredta. subha nasty m sab ko ghee waly daby pe roti pher k di

Tez ho jaata hai khushboo ka safar

tez ho jaata hai khushboo ka safar shaam ke baad phuul shahro.n mei.n bhi khilte hai.n magar shaam ke baad usse daryaaft na karna

Zindagi ke har mor par hum ne

Zindagi Ke Har Mor Par Hum Ne Dhoka Kha Rakha Hai Loog Samajhte Hain Hum Ne Duniya Ko Hansa Rakha Hai Laiken In Ko

Kfc new prices pizars200 chickenrs150 burgerrs100

KFC New Prices [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K ap k pas tou sms k liye

Khamosh palko se jab ansu bikhr jate

Khamosh palko se jab ansu bikhr jate han Ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen Abi b usi mor pe khare han jaha

Aap sallalahu alaihi wasallum ne farmaya har

Aap Sallalahu Alaihi Wasallum ne farmaya: ‘har wo ahm kaam jise Bismillah se shuru na kia gia ho wo naqus aur us ka na

A question 4 youdilley kardil kgeyadil neymera

A Question 4 You.____Dil____Ley Kar____Dil K____Geya____Dil Ney____Mera____ Kha Kar Mar Geya,In 7 Blanks Mein 1 He Word Aana hai.Solve it.Its challange 4 you!

Ajeeb c halt h tere jany k

Ajeeb c halt h tere jany k bad Muje bhok ni lgti khany k bad Mere pas 8 hi smosy thy jo mene kha

Utho utho bister choro uth kr

Utho utho bister choro uth kr jaldi sy moun dho lo dudh piyo or anda khao kha pi kr O ho Aj tu Sunday

Mafhum e hadees nabi rehmat ne kbhi

Mafhum e Hadees: ‘Nabi e Rehmat ne kbhi kisi khane man aib nhi nikala, pasand hota to kha laite warna (chup reh k) chor

Masti bhari nigha se lehra k pee

Masti Bhari Nigha Se Lehra K Pee Gaya, Zulfon Se Khelta Hua Bal Kha K Pee Gaya, Un Ki Nigha-e-Naaz Se Takra Gayi Nigah,

Wo to aaya tha kai baar manany

Wo To Aaya Tha Kai Baar Manany Mujh Ko, Mujh Sy Doori Main Jo Guzri Thi Sunany Mujh Ko, Main Ny Hi Tark-e-Ta’aluq Ki

Rooth jane ki adaten na gai dil

Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera Gungunane Ki Adaten Na

Faraz ahmad ka akri shar jo us

Faraz Ahmad Faraz ka akri shar jo us na aik nurse ko kha tha Roz in safad kapro ma phirti ho faraz Aj kala

Zalim sms 2011 advnc 1 larki

ZALIM SMS 2011 (advnc) 1 larki bus stop pe naqaab me kharri hoiti he Aadmi bike pe aya or kha Lift chahiye kia? Larki

Larkiyoon k sath shopping karna bohat mushkil

Larkiyoon k sath shopping karna bohat mushkil hai .. – – …Lena kuch nahi hota bus – – Yeh Dekhoooooo .. Woh Dekhooooo ..

Kya zruri tha k main fauj mei

‘Kya zruri tha k Main Fauj mei ata.. Meri Umr k bht se Larke Universities or Colleges mei Parh rhe honge or mei 22

Wo to aaya tha kei baar manane

~Wo To Aaya Tha Kei Baar Manane Mujh Ko, ~Mujh Se Doori Mein Jo Guzri Thi Sunane Mujh Ko, ~Main Ne Hi Tark-e-Taluq Ki

1 aadmi ki 3rd bv ne apne

1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha: Aap ki 1st BV kaise mari? Shohar: Zeher khaane se. BV: Aur 2nd? Shohar:

Dil k zkhm lafzo me kha mlty

Dil k Zkhm Lafzo me kha Mlty Hy Dil Chahy Jsy Asy Log Kha Mlty Hy Bht Asan Hy Dil Tor dena Jo Dil

Mujh ko samjhao mat yaaron mai ek

Mujh ko samjhao mat yaaron Mai ek din khud hi… . ..thokrein kha k muhabbat me sambhal jaaonga…

Bs boht ho gaya ab agr apka

Bs boht ho gaya Ab agr Apka SmS nhi aaya To To Hum Bed se Chalang laga kr Apni Jaan dedenge Urhte huYe Jahaz

Sonpapa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?rnPapa: Beta aqal badam khanayrnSe nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:-

Mere din raat mushkil mein sukoon

Mere Din Raat Mushkil Mein, Sukoon Ek Pal Nahi Mujh Ko… . Mohabbat Taras Kha Mujh Par Mohabbat Chorh Ja Mujh Ko….

Mareez drsahab meri oper wali daarh ko

Mareez: Dr.Sahab Meri Oper Wali Daarh Ko Keera Kha Rha Tha Aapne Neeche Wali Daarh Q Nikal Di..?? . . . Dr: Neeche Wali

Its puzle game abu ne baji ko

Its puzle game Abu ne baji ko kaha chai na bnao or muje kaha ja pani la mere sir men thora s pain hy

Na pa husan na naaz aw ada

Na pa husan na pa Naaz aw Ada kegi Mena zra ke we da zra pa raza kegi Kha pohegm che sta zra hm

Mere din rat mushkil mai skoon ik

Mere din rat mushkil mai skoon ik pal nahi mujh ko Shani Mohabat tras kha mujh per, Mohabat chor day mujh ko….

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to jaldi jaldi andaze se full-stop laga diye, Phir letter

Bvap ko mra bnaya hua halwa pasnd

Bv:Ap ko Mra Bnaya Hua Halwa Pasnd Nhi Aya Bachy To 3 plates kha chuke Hy, Andr Se Awaz Ai! Mama 1 or Plate

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