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Neem k 4 patte lo 2 ko

Neem k 4 patte lo 2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur 2 ki chatni banao Phr chatni ko us pani k sath

Pani pani kar gyi darya ko ek

Pani, pani kar gyi darya ko ek bachchay ki piyaas, Tishnagi ko saans lenay ka qareena aa gya; … Teer kha kar hans parha

1 sardar or american siri paaye kha

1 SARDAR or American, Siri paaye kha rahe thay. American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai. American: Wats dis? SARDAR: Lo dasso o

Har kisi k nasib may kha ye

har kisi k nasib may kha ye pyar bhari mehfil HAMZA kuch log to peda hi hotay ha tanhai k liay

Masti bhari nigha se lehra k pee

Masti Bhari Nigha Se Lehra K Pee Gaya, Zulfon Se Khelta Hua Bal Kha K Pee Gaya, Un Ki Nigha-e-Naaz Se Takra Gayi Nigah,

Galti meri thi usne mjhe chaha

Galti Meri Thi Usne Mjhe Chaha Hi Nhi Me Chahat Samj Betha Galti Meri Thi Uski Pal Bhar Ki Muskrahat Ko Pyar Samj Betha

Dil chahta hai k kha dil

dil chahta hai k kha Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila

Larkiyoon k sath shopping karna bohat mushkil

Larkiyoon k sath shopping karna bohat mushkil hai .. – – …Lena kuch nahi hota bus – – Yeh Dekhoooooo .. Woh Dekhooooo ..

Meine us se bewafa ka mtlb pocha

Meine us se bewafa ka mtlb pocha tha Mohsin usne kha tehro aur phr lout kr nhe aya..

Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to

Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to sehri main ap teen hari mirchain kha lia karain Phir roza kum aur hari marchain zaida lagain

Mrasim lakh gehry hn dilo k dil

mrasim lakh gehry hn, dilo k dil sy phr b jb, mily na unko wo chahat k js k khwb dkhy hn,tu asy mai

Khana kha ker shukar kernay wala

Khana kha ker shukar kernay wala , sawaab mai SABIR ROZAIDAAR k barabar hay .. ( Bukhari )

Sath rota tha mere sath hansa krta

Sath rota tha mere sath hansa krta tha, Wo hi ik tha jo mere dil me basa krta tha, Meri chaht ka talbgar tha

Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice

Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice cream ke liye invite kiya FRAZ.. Kehne lagi.,, AA HARAAMI KHA BADAMI.

Husband begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha. Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon. Begum: bas

Utho utho bister choro uth kr

Utho utho bister choro uth kr jaldi sy moun dho lo dudh piyo or anda khao kha pi kr O ho Aj tu Sunday

Ik modat sy mari maan soi nai

ik modat sy mari maan soi nai tabish ma ny ik bar kha tha mojy dar lagta ha

Agr girls sex se pehle anar aur

Agr Girls sex se Pehle Anar aur Gulaab ki pattian kha lein,to Un k Mammon se ‘JAME SHERIEN’ nikle ga..! {Vena Malik k Chasky}..

Mohhabat ka ghum hota bohut hai k

Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon? Gali Kochon Mein sannata

Unhone humein aazmakar dekh liya ik dhokha

Unhone humein aazmakar dekh liya, Ik dhokha humne bhi kha kar dekh liya. Kya hua hum huye jo udaas, Unhone to apna dil behla

Shar ke aage sar uthaana chaahiye

Shar Ke Aage Sar Uthaana Chaahiye,, Haq Ki Khaatir Sar Kataana Chaahiye,, Zulm_o_Istabdaad Ki Had Ho Chuki,, Aah Ko Ab Rang Laana Chaahiye,, Roshni

Aanooun ki wadi main dil nazuk rehtay

aan$ooun ki wadi main dil nazuk rehtay hain jo choot kha kar bhi kuch kar nahi patay hain in aan$ooun ki wadi main dheeray

Aj katrina kaif ny geo news ko

Aj Katrina kaif ny geo news ko kha he Agr Sania Shoaib Sa Shadi Ka Fesla Kr Skti HaiTo . . Wo Kon C

Maa kya hy samandar ne kha

**MAA KYA HY** SAMANDAR ne kha. MAA wo hsti hy jo Olad k tmam raaz apne sine me chupa leti hy. BADAL ne kha.

Pthan phli bar namaz prhny gya uska

Pthan phli bar namaz prhny gya Uska nam Rahmat Ullah tha Imam ne salam phera to kha, ‘Asalam alykum Rahmat Ullah To pthan bola:

Mere din rat mushkil mai skoon ik

Mere din rat mushkil mai skoon ik pal nahi mujh ko Shani Mohabat tras kha mujh per, Mohabat chor day mujh ko….

1boy apni dor ki anti k ghar

1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA. USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO. BOY;RHNY

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

Ban k bistar boria asi te

Ban K Bistar Boria . Asi Te Challe Korea . Bijli Etthe Rehndi Nai . Pori Kise Di Pendi Nai . Har Koi Etthe

Wife or husbnd ghumne gaye raste me

Wife or HusbNd GhumNe gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha rha tha.Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam karoHusbNd bola:

Sardar dr saab mujhe koi aisi dawa

Sardar: Dr. Saab, mujhe koi aisi dawa den k main aankho se bol sakun . . aur kaano se dekh sakun..? Dr: ghuse se..

Sheikh 1girl k sath chips kha raha

Sheikh 1Girl k sath chips kha raha thaGirl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha: kuch feel ker rahe ho? Sheikh:Han! tum

Na koi khawab na saheli thi us

Na koi khawab na koi saheli thi us mohabbat mein main akeli thi ishq main tum kahaan kay sachay the jo aziyat thi woh

Jo umeedon ki rah me dorta he

‘Jo Umeedon Ki Rah Me Dorta He Chala Jata Hai Wo Akhir Me Mot Se Thokar Kha Jata Hai’

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahi ho sat

Sonpapa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?rnPapa: Beta aqal badam khanayrnSe nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:-

1 bacha bench pr betha k bad

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha. 1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate

Mere aansoo andar girte hain jaise

Mere Aansoo Mere Andar Girte Hain Jaise Darya Beech Samandar Girte Hain Teri Yaaden Woh Tufaan Uthati Hain Ek Ek Kar Ke Saare Manzar

breaking news rangers or police

‘ ‘ BREAKING NEWS ‘ ‘ Rangers or police n karachi k tamam ilako me targetted operation shuru krdia or ghr ghr ja k

Mujh ko samjhao mat yaaron mai ek

Mujh ko samjhao mat yaaron Mai ek din khud hi… . ..thokrein kha k muhabbat me sambhal jaaonga…

Sadqa aik aisi neki hay jo her

Sadqa aik aisi neki hay jo her gunah ko kha jati hay.Lekin Zardari aik aisi bla hay jo sadqa bhi kha jati hay.

Eik molvi bus main ja raha tha

EIK MOLVI BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA SAMNAY BAITHAY EIK AURAT APNAY BAITAY KO BAR BAR YE HI BOL RAHI THI ‘BAITA JALDI SAY

Agr apko raat ko sardi lgti ho

Agr apko raat ko sardi lgti ho to raat ko aik adad tez muli, Ubli hui Chane ki Daal, aur kala namak hazbe zaiqa

Woh jo dil main tera muqam hai

Woh jo dil main tera muqam hai kisi or ko wo dya nhi, Wo jo rishta tujhse hai ban gaya kisi or se wo

Aaj me apko laziz khana banana sikhata

Aaj me Apko Laziz khana banana sikhata hun. 1) 1 dish me ANGOOR rakh lein 2) Phir ANGOOR apne haath me pakrein 3) Or

Hazrat abu baker siddiq r aney fermaya

HAZRAT ABU BAKER SIDDIQ R A}NEY FERMAYA PERWANAY KO CHARAG TU BULBUL KO PHOOL BAS ,,SIDDIQ R A } K LIAY HY ALLAH KA

Smsndar ne kha maa wo hsti

“SMSNDAR ne kha ” MAA wo hsti hy jo olad k tmam raz apne sine me chupa lati hy. “BADAL ne kha” MAA wo

Chiragh dasht k zinda jala gaye mujh

Chiragh dasht k zinda jala gaye MUJH ko. Ye dard shaam k lamhoon main kha gaye MUJH ko. HUMAIN to phool ki khushbu pe

Dharti de utte ajj da insan hai

dharti de utte ajj da insan, hai uktaa giya, isse nu ihde kite paapan da, mud cheta aa giya, jad to hai akhin vekhiya,

Siny sy lga kr kha krti thi

Siny sy lga kr kha krti thi Maa muj ko Tu laal hai mra na sata muj ko Pachtye ga ek din me chali

Lun kha lo mera sare pain de

lun kha lo mera sare pain de chud .pain de loryan nu msg chahywe maan de chud pain chod

Kuch kha tha ter yaad ma

Kuch £¡kha Tha Ter¡ YaAd Ma¡’ Meray Aansuo0n Ne M¡ta d¡Aa., Dosto0n Se Chhupa¡ Th¡ D¡£ k¡ BaAt’ Meray Chehray Ne Sab kuch Bata

Kab kon ks ka hota ha

Kab Kon K¡S¡ Ka Hota Ha¡, Sab Jho0tay R¡Shtay Nate Ha¡N,, Sab D¡£ Rakhne K¡ Bata¡N Ha¡N, Sab As£¡ Ro0p chupaty ha¡N Ekhlaq Se

Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us

Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us ka husbnd kam kar rha tha us ne bv ki pussy ma ungli de di bv ne

Che gulaan we bulbolan ba khama kha

CHE GULAAN WE BULBOLAN BA KHAMA KHA WE CHE WE KHALAK ASHIQAN BA KHAMA KHA WE DASE NAKEGE CHE GUL WE AZGHEY NA WE

Ek baat kahoon tum mujhe bhool

Ek Baat Kahoon, Tum Mujhe Bhool Nahin Pao Gi, Kasam To Kha Li Tum Ne Guriya, Mujhe Kabhi Bhi Yaad Na Karne Ki, Magar

Pehle mulakat hi aapse kuch kahani kha

pehle mulakat hi aapse, kuch kahani kha gaye aankhon mai pani ,dil me ruvani de gaye na jane aisa kya tha aapme ki meri

Boymain tmy apna bana k choroga girl

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga. Girl: realy? Boy: yes. After marrid boy left her with in week, Grl: y u did? Boy: jan

Ek shaikh ko ulti i us dekh

Ek shaikh ko ulti i us ko dekh k sb ghr walo ko b ulti aa gai, . batao kesy? . . . .

Hazrat abu baker siddiq r aney fermaya

HAZRAT ABU BAKER SIDDIQ R A}NEY FERMAYA PERWANAY KO CHARAG TU BULBUL KO PHOOL BAS ,,SIDDIQ R A } K LIAY HY ALLAH KA

Toffee chabai nahi jati to chocolate kha

Toffee Chabai Nahi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo! Wah wah wah!! Larki phasai Nahi Jati To Baji Bana Liya Karo!! Ab bolo wah

Kitna dardnaak manzer tha jab bichry they

kitna dardnaak manzer tha jab bichry they hum us ne kha rona b ni or jee na b hai..

Main ne us zaat pe likhne ki

Main ne us zaat pe likhne ki jisarat ki hai Jis k Daman pe Farishtoon ne Ibadat ki hai Kis ki jurrat mera AAQA

Phir chaand se rishta bana bethey

Phir chaand se rishta bana bethey Saadgi se fareb kha bethey Patharon se taluq humara Phir bhi… Sheshey ka ghar bana bethey

Maabaap k liye subko choor dena

(MAA,BAAP) K Liye Subko Choor Dena, Lekin Sub k Liye MAA BAAP Ko Mat Chhorna Q,K Jab MAA BAAP Roty Hain To Farishton Ko

Na pa husan na naaz aw ada

Na pa husan na pa Naaz aw Ada kegi Mena zra ke we da zra pa raza kegi Kha pohegm che sta zra hm

Ishq k baab main kuch yuon hai

ishq k baab main kuch yuon hai tumhara,mera faaidey sarey tumharey hain,khasara mera sukh jazeeron pe utertey huey us ne ye kha gham k

Chooohy ko lagi billi gori dono milne

Chooohy ko lagi billi gori gori Dono milne lagy chori chori. Chooha bola OH Gori ao khele ankh macholi Billi chohy ko kha kr

Isi main khush hun mera dukh koi

isi main khush hun mera dukh koi to sahta hai chali chalun ki jahan tak ye sath rahta hai zamin-e-dil yun hi shadab to

Mohsin naqvi loota hai kis trha

‘MoHsin NaQvi’ Loota Hai Kis Trha Se SHABIR (a.s) Ka Ghrana.? Zehra (s.a) Ki Betion Ka Sar Nangy Sham Jana..!! Logo Yazediat Par Ek

Wo to aaya tha kai baar manany

Wo To Aaya Tha Kai Baar Manany Mujh Ko, Mujh Sy Doori Main Jo Guzri Thi Sunany Mujh Ko, Main Ny Hi Tark-e-Ta’aluq Ki

Agr nhe h qeema to samoso me

Agr nhe h Qeema to Samoso me aalo bhrdo,, ‘mgr ye btao k’ ‘Kisne kha tha k PEPSI 65 ki krdo …….!!—:))

Bandar keley q khata hai chal

Bandar KELEY Q khata hai? Chal Chor Ye tera Personal Matter hai.Jo Marzi Kha Pee….! bus khush raha kar yar

Laraz gaya jism jab main ne uski

Laraz gaya jism jab main ne uski ‘Daadi’ se kaha koi purana gana to sunao… Aur Daadi ne kha! . . . ‘My nam

Ab magar khuch b nhe ho

Ab magar khuch b nhe khuch nhe ho skta Apne jazbon se yeh Rangeen Shrarat na kro Kitne ‘Masoom’ ho ‘Nazuk’ ho Hmakat na

Srdr samosy k ander ka masala kha

Srdr samosy k ander ka masala kha raha tha.1admi ne pocha pura q nhi khatay. srdr bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki chez khane se

Kya esa be hota kha ka

Kya Esa Be Hota? Kha Ka Wafa Ki Kasmian Ker Ka Haseen Waday Koi Tood Day Iraday Koi Door Ja Besay Kya Esa Be

Aap sallalahu alaihi wasallum ne farmaya har

Aap Sallalahu Alaihi Wasallum ne farmaya: ‘har wo ahm kaam jise Bismillah se shuru na kia gia ho wo naqus aur us ka na

Aankhon main jo khuab hain in ko

aankhon main jo khuab hain in ko baatain kerne do honton se wo lafz kaho jo kajal kehta hai mosam jo sandesa laya us

Isi main khush hun mera dukh koi

isi main khush hun mera dukh koi to sahta hai chali chalun ki jahan tak ye sath rahta hai zamin-e-dil yun hi shadab to

Mere kitne sms mile bahut saare aur

Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut saare? Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi! Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye – Ab Goli Kha

Aa chaandanii bhii merii tarah jaag rahii

aa chaa.Ndanii bhii merii tarah jaag rahii hai palako.n pe sitaaro.n ko liye raat kha.Dii hai ye baat ki suurat ke bhale dil ke

Mafhum e hadees nabi rehmat ne kbhi

Mafhum e Hadees: ‘Nabi e Rehmat ne kbhi kisi khane man aib nhi nikala, pasand hota to kha laite warna (chup reh k) chor

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy

Sardar Ke Betay Ki Roti Pr Sy Chooha Ghuzer Ghaya. Son To Sardar: “Hun Me Ae Roti Nae Khani” Sardar: “Kha Ly Putar, Choohy

Mareez drsahab meri oper wali daarh ko

Mareez: Dr.Sahab Meri Oper Wali Daarh Ko Keera Kha Rha Tha Aapne Neeche Wali Daarh Q Nikal Di..?? . . . Dr: Neeche Wali

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1

Sardar ne samndar me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia Or thori dair bad DObara phenk dya Ksi ne kha ye kya kia

1 choha tang pr rakh k bhetha

1 choha Tang pr Tang Rakh k bhetha hua tha Sher Aya Chohy ko Salam kia Or beth gya Hathi Aya Salam kia Or

Aankh soti hai hamaray dil kabhi sotay

Aankh Soti Hai Hamaray Dil Kabhi Sotay Nahi Apnay Mansab Ki Fazeelat Ko Kahin Khotay Nahi Teer Kha K Muskura K Keh Gaye Asghar

Aaj k bad na sms krna

Aaj k bad na ‘SMS’ krna Na ‘Call’ krna Na ‘Misscall Krna Na koi ‘Rabta’ krna Na kuch Pochna Milne ki ‘Koshis’ b na

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha

Pathanmujhe rat ko sapny mei kuttay football

PATHAN:Mujhe Rat Ko Sapny Mei Kuttay Football Kheltey Dikhai Dety Hain Dr:Ye Dawai Aj se Kha Lena PATHAN: Kal se Kha Loon? Dr: Q?

Ma ba spogmai ta sta da na

Ma ba spogmai ta sta da na ratlo qisi kawoli, Ta ba khobona kawol ma ba shogeri kawoli, Sa da gulab sa da rambel

Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi

Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein ussy nokar mila tou maalik ne pocha k ghar

Hum n rhe ankho m anso bharna

Hum N Rhe Ankho M Anso N Bharna Is Dil P Hai Naam Tmhara Ye Yaken Rkhna Hm H Tere Sath Tm Hamraah Ho

Love story lyari ke qadeem elaqay chakiwara

LOVE STORY: Lyari ke Qadeem elaqay Chakiwara mein 1958 mein punjabi family mein NASEEBAAN naami punjaban rehti thi, uss ke Ghar ek ‘SHEEDI’ (DADA)

Tibb e nabwi saww jo log khane se

TIBB-E-NABWI (S.A.W.W) Jo Log Khane Se Pehle Thora Namak Chakh Lein Woh Log 30 Qism Ki Bimariyon se Mehfooz Rehte hein. Khajoor Ko Nashte

Beydard mohabbat ke sitam aur bhi acchein

beydard mohabbat ke sitam aur bhi acchein…. zindagi ki raah mein miley yaar bhi kacchein… koi kha ke taras baney jo humsafar ai-galib…. toen

Hazrat moosa ne allah pak se sawal

Hazrat Moosa ne Allah pak se sawal kia? Jb ap khush hote ho to kia krte hain ? To Allah pak ne kha k

Train mein 1 machar chinese ke hath

Train mein 1 machar 1 chinese ke hath pe baitha, chinese pakar k kha gaya Phir 1 machar shaikh pe baitha, usne pakar ke

Main apne poory hosh o hawaas me apne ammi

Main apne poory Hosh-O-Hawaas me Apne Ammi Abbu Dada Dadi Bhai Doston Aur sab Azizon, ki qasam kha k kehta hon,K main.. . .

Salon bad najane kia sama hoga hm

Salon bad najane kia sama hoga, Hm sb doston me se najane kon kha hoga, Phr milna hua to milenge khuwabo me Jese sukhe

Hr bar na kha kr tughy chor

Hr Bar Na Kha Kr Tughy Chor Dain Gy Hm Na Hum Itny Aam Hain Na Yh Tary Bus Ke Bat Hy

3 poltri forms ki inspection ho rhi

3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi Inspector:Tum Choozoñ ko kya dety ho pthan:Bajra Inspector Wrong Food. Arest him! Inspector:Tum kya dety ho

Kuch kha tha ter yaad ma

‘Kuch £¡kha Tha Ter¡ YaAd Ma¡’ Meray Aansuo0n Ne M¡ta d¡Aa., Dosto0n Se Chhupa¡ Th¡ D¡£ k¡ BaAt’ Meray Chehray Ne Sab kuch Bata

Elan e marg hua to us ny b kha

‘ELAN-E-MARG HUA TO US NY B KHA’ ‘MOHSIN’ ‘ACHA HUA MAR GIA AKSAR UDAS REHTA THA’

1achi lag rhe ho 2kanjuso koi acha

1=Achi lag rhe ho. 2=Kanjuso koi acha hall book karwana thA. 3=Seedhi ho k baitho. 4=Tyar kahan se hui? 5=bs bhi karo ab rona

Imam ul ambia hazrat mohammed s a w w ghar tashrif

Imam-Ul-Ambia Hazrat MOHAMMED (‘S-A-W-W’) Ghar Tashrif Laye To Roti Ka Tukra Gira Howa Dekha AAP (‘S-A-W-W’) Ne Use Utha Kr Saaf Kiya Or Kha

A touching story aik faqir fruit

A touching story Aik faqir fruit wale ki dukan pr gya or kha k ‘ALLAH k nam pr aik aam de do’ dukandar ne

My birthday chocolate

My birthday chocolate __ |__|__ |__|__| |__|__| |__|__| A dairy milk chocolate specialy deliverd 2 u. Sorry, Thodi si kha li hai..

Mohhabat ka ghum hota bohut hai k

Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon? Gali Kochon Mein sannata

Mehman paanchvaa orange uthate hue bola aray

Mehman paanchvaa orange uthate hue bola aray janab kiya batoon bus zara nazar kamzor ho gayee hai mezban: jal kar tab hi tum orange

Yaar baat sun tere pass veena malik

Yaar baat sun tere pass Veena Malik ka number hay? Wo kal me khana kha raha tha to salan meri pent per gir gaya

Mil b jatay hain to katra k

Mil B jatay hain to katra k guzar jatay hain, Haye mosam ki tarha dost badal jatay hain, Hum abi tak giraftar-e-muhabat hain Thokren

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya. Son to sardar: ‘hun me ae roti nae khani’ Sardar: ‘kha ly putar, choohy

Please help me aaj subah mere lund

Please Help Me.. Aaj Subah mere Lund pe Saap ne kaat liya.. Dr ne kha ki Zehar Sirf Chusne se niklega Muje bacha lo

Kun fya koon kaha or sja di dunya

Kun fya-koon kaha or sja di dunya Jane kya soch k Malik ne bna di dunya Itni nafrt ka sza’war na thehra hm ko

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu ho jati he to thora sa lux sabun kha len to badbu nhi aye gi ,,, ,,,

Cutest romance a boy a

Cutest romance. A boy & a girl of nursery class kissing by lips. Sudnly teacher came. Whats happening? Mish ishne meli toffi kha li

Chooohy ko lag bll gori dono

Chooohy ko lagì bìllì gori gori Dono milne lagy chori chori. Chooha bola aao khele ankh macholi Billi chohy ko kha kr bolì I

Arz kia ha abi taza shyr

arz kia ha abi abi taza shyr arshad kia ha suno dosto k shyr bolta ha tuj sang preet lgi sajna wa wa wa

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or hindustan ke bardur per unda dia do mulkon me larai ho gaye ke unde kon le ga.

Master shagird se khali jaga pur kro

Master shagird se: khali jaga pur kro, 900 choohe kha kr Billi __chali. Shagird: 900 choohe kha kr Billi Slow Slow chali. Master (Ghusse

Girlfriend aur police main kia baat common

Girlfriend Aur Police Main Kia Baat Common Hai…? . . . . Socho! . . . . Socho! . . . . Aur Socho!

Maut k baad insaan 5 hisson maintaqseem

Maut K Baad Insaan 5 Hisson MainTaqseem Ho jae ga: 1.Rooh Malk-ul-Maut lay jaye ga. 2.Maal Waris le jaye ge. 3.Goosht Keere Makory Kha

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

Pahala mere dadaji ki itani badi

Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the Dusra : Bus ?

1 pathan jadon mri navi shadi

1 Pathan : Jadon mri navi navi shadi hoi, menu mri bv ini sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jawa’n. 2Pathan:te

Lrki dupte se dudh ki nok chupa

LRKI dupte se dudh ki nok chupa rhi thi Ghalib ne tar lia kha Nok se kia mrti ho Dhar to tlwar me hy

Very interesting duniya ki sab se

Very interesting Duniya Ki Sab se Taqatwar Shay hy Loha. Har Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hy. Lohay se Taqatwar hy Aag, Jo Lohay ko

hadis e pak khana

.*, HADIS ,*, ,*,-E-,*, ,*,PAK,*, ‘Khana Kha K Shukar Ada Karne Wale Ka Darja, Sabar Karne Wale Rozedar K Barabr Hota Hai.’ (Tirmizi) (Hadis_No_2021)

Maa ne apny choty bachay ko

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