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kha SMS Messages

Ek pathan roze main naswar kha raha

Ek Pathan roze main naswar kha raha tha 2nd pathan tumhara to roza he 1st pathan mera roza itna kamzor nahin jo naswar se

Mhubbato main sukoon khona koi sunega

Mhubbato Main Sukoon Khona Koi sunega to kia kahega. . . . ? Kisi ki khatir waqra khona Koi sunega to kia kahega. .

Us bewafa ki yaad main jam hathon

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya. . . . . . . . . . . Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya

Wo to aaya tha kei baar manane

~Wo To Aaya Tha Kei Baar Manane Mujh Ko, ~Mujh Se Doori Mein Jo Guzri Thi Sunane Mujh Ko, ~Main Ne Hi Tark-e-Taluq Ki

wada e yar ki bat na

*’* Wada E Yar Ki Bat Na Chero , Ye Dhoka B Kha Rkha H, *’* Bhul Jao Beeti Baten, In Baton M Kya

3 pathan picnic par gaye wahan ja

3 Pathan picnic par gaye wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye.. Decide kya k sbse chota Pathan ja kr

Mujh ko samjhao mat yaaron mai ek

Mujh ko samjhao mat yaaron Mai ek din khud hi… . ..thokrein kha k muhabbat me sambhal jaaonga…

Sheikh ghalti sy1din5 rupy ka sika kha

Sheikh Ghalti sy1Din5 Rupy ka sika kha gya, Roz Bathroom ja kr Zor lgata pr sika na Nikla. Kafi Din ki koshish k baad

1achi lag rhe ho 2kanjuso koi acha

1=Achi lag rhe ho. 2=Kanjuso koi acha hall book karwana thA. 3=Seedhi ho k baitho. 4=Tyar kahan se hui? 5=bs bhi karo ab rona

Aaseb zada ghar ka main wo dar

Aaseb zada ghar ka main wo dar hon mohsin. demak ki trha kha gai jisy datak ki tamana.

Ek baat kahoon tum mujhe bhool

Ek Baat Kahoon, Tum Mujhe Bhool Nahin Pao Gi, Kasam To Kha Li Tum Ne Guriya, Mujhe Kabhi Bhi Yaad Na Karne Ki, Magar

Shadi me 1 memon bahut der tk

Shadi Me 1 Memon Bahut Der Tk Khata Raha, Kse Ne Pocha Bhae Kab Tak Khaty Rhogy? Memon: Yaar Me Khud Kah Kha K

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu

Piyaz khane se agar mun me badbu ho jati he to thora sa lux sabun kha len to badbu nhi aye gi ,,, ,,,

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to jaldi jaldi andaze se full-stop laga diye, Phir letter

Isi main khush hun mera dukh koi

isi main khush hun mera dukh koi to sahta hai chali chalun ki jahan tak ye sath rahta hai zamin-e-dil yun hi shadab to

Kuch kha tha ter yaad ma

‘Kuch £¡kha Tha Ter¡ YaAd Ma¡’ Meray Aansuo0n Ne M¡ta d¡Aa., Dosto0n Se Chhupa¡ Th¡ D¡£ k¡ BaAt’ Meray Chehray Ne Sab kuch Bata

Breaking news adnan sami apni building

BREAKING NEWS: Adnan Sami apni building k 10th floor sy neechy gir gaye… Aur… Tippa kha k wapis oopar chaly gaye..

Kha g no ta mana mobail gwary

kha g no ta mana mobail gwary kan no lg shan sbr rata waka kha g 6 bia ze zan ta kmio set akha;lm

Pathan doctormere bete ny chabi kha li

Pathan: Doctor,mere bete ny chabi kha li hai Dr: Kab? Pathan 3 maah pehle Dr:Tum abi tk kia kr rahy thay? Pathan: Hum duplicate

Ghum is qadar mila ghabra k pee

Ghum is qadar mila, ghabra k Pee gaye, khushi thori c mili, mila k P gaye, yun to na thay hum jaam peene k

Chiragh dasht k zinda jala gaya mujh

Chiragh dasht k zinda jala gaya mujh ko Ye dard sham k lamhon mein kha gaya mujh ko Humen to phool ki khushbu pe

A touching story aik faqir fruit

A touching story Aik faqir fruit wale ki dukan pr gya or kha k ‘ALLAH k nam pr aik aam de do’ dukandar ne

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

Isi main khush hun mera dukh koi

isi main khush hun mera dukh koi to sahta hai chali chalun ki jahan tak ye sath rahta hai zamin-e-dil yun hi shadab to

Boymain tmy apna bana k choroga girl

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga. Girl: realy? Boy: yes. After marrid boy left her with in week, Grl: y u did? Boy: jan

Shadi me 1 pathan boht deer se

Shadi me 1 pathan Boht Deer se khana kha Raha tha Kisi ne pucha kab tak khao gay pathan: me to khud tang hon

1 sardar or american siri paye kha

1 SARDAR or American Siri paye kha rahe thay. American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai. American: Wats this? SARDAR: Lo dasso o

Funny bewafai aaj apni mohabat ko

‘Funny bewafai’ Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr diya usne, Chat se Dhaka de k hath chorr diya usne! :O Pehle hansta tha main

Aik pathan ne road per khari car

Aik Pathan ne road per khari car k nichay kutay ko leta hua daikha, To kutay ko dum se khaincha or kha—- —BAAR NIKAL

Kab kon ks ka hota ha

Kab Kon K¡S¡ Ka Hota Ha¡, Sab Jho0tay R¡Shtay Nate Ha¡N,, Sab D¡£ Rakhne K¡ Bata¡N Ha¡N, Sab As£¡ Ro0p chupaty ha¡N Ekhlaq Se

Ek din puchha muskurahat ne humse har

ek din puchha muskurahat ne humse, har pal hamein kyu bulate ho?????? humne kha hum yaad apne dost ko karte hai, tum kyon chale

Ek shadi dulhan ka pehla mangterbhe saj

ek shadi ek dulhan ka pehla mangterbhe saj dhaj ke aiya kisi ny pucha kya ap dulha ho? us ny kha g hni me

Ek pathan apna mobile qabristan men dafna

Ek Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha..Man: Ye kya kar rahe ho?....Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho

Mere aansoo andar girte hain jaise

Mere Aansoo Mere Andar Girte Hain Jaise Darya Beech Samandar Girte Hain Teri Yaaden Woh Tufaan Uthati Hain Ek Ek Kar Ke Saare Manzar

Hazrat mohammad saw ne farmaya agar

Hazrat MOHAMMAD (S.A.W. ) ne farmaya: Agar köi shakhs kisi kaam ke karne ki qasam kha le, phir woh dekhe ke zyada khair dusri

1boy apni dor ki anti k ghar

1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA. USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO. BOY;RHNY

Kalam rahman baba pa qismat che

Kalam Rahman baba: Pa qismat che sook jaregi bewaqof day, Qismatona pa jara samegina.. Hagha kegi che Allah ye moqarar kri, Che sa leek

Lun kha lo mera sare pain de

lun kha lo mera sare pain de chud .pain de loryan nu msg chahywe maan de chud pain chod

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha

Aaseib zada ghar ka main wo darwaza

aaseib zada ghar ka main wo darwaza hoon deemak ki tarha kha gai jisy dastak ki tamanna.

Maa kya hy samandar ne kha

**MAA KYA HY** SAMANDAR ne kha. MAA wo hsti hy jo Olad k tmam raaz apne sine me chupa leti hy. BADAL ne kha.

Lrki dupte se dudh ki nok chupa

LRKI dupte se dudh ki nok chupa rhi thi Ghalib ne tar lia kha Nok se kia mrti ho Dhar to tlwar me hy

Hadis e pak khana kha k

‘HADIS E PAK’ ‘Khana Kha K Shukar Ada Karney Waley Ka Darja, Sabar Karney Waley Rozedaar K Barabr Hota Hai (Tirmizi)

Karo thanks kal se tabiyat khrab thi

karo ,THANKS Kal se tabiyat khrab thi .ik peer baba ko dekhya,baba g ne kha tum per kangosi ka saya hay kisi bary kngos

maan beta america s mery lye

*’* MAAN. beta america s mery lye jawan hone ki dawai bhejna. Bete n america s capsul bhaje or kaha 1 se zyada nh

Kun fya koon kaha or sja di dunya

Kun fya-koon kaha or sja di dunya, Jane kya soch k Malik ne bna di dunya, Itni nafrt ka sza’war na thehra hm ko,

Pathanmujhe rat ko sapny mei kuttay football

PATHAN:Mujhe Rat Ko Sapny Mei Kuttay Football Kheltey Dikhai Dety Hain Dr:Ye Dawai Aj se Kha Lena PATHAN: Kal se Kha Loon? Dr: Q?

judaiyn k zakhm dard e zindagi

*’* Judaiyn K Zakhm Dard E Zindagi n Bhr dye, *’* Tujhe Bhi Neend Aagai Mujhe B Sabr Aagya, *’* Pukarti Hen Fursaten Kahn

Ek merasi ne chaudhry ki beti ka

Ek Merasi Ne Chaudhry Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga. Chaudhry Ne Merasi Ko Khoob Mara, Maar Kha k Merasi Utha Kapray Jhaar kr Bola:

Wife or husbnd ghumne gaye raste me

Wife or HusbNd GhumNe gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha rha tha.Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam karoHusbNd bola:

Dil k zkhm lafzo me kha mlty

Dil k Zkhm Lafzo me kha Mlty Hy Dil Chahy Jsy Asy Log Kha Mlty Hy Bht Asan Hy Dil Tor dena Jo Dil

Bhulany ki kasam kha k b mny

BHULANY KI KASAM KHA K B MNY, TJHY HR RAAH MA DHUNDA BHT HAI, YEH ANKHYN OR KYA DYKHYN KSI KO? EN ANKHO NY

1 sardar or american siri paaye kha

1 SARDAR or American, Siri paaye kha rahe thay. American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai. American: Wats dis? SARDAR: Lo dasso o

Ban k bistar boria asi te

Ban K Bistar Boria . Asi Te Challe Korea . Bijli Etthe Rehndi Nai . Pori Kise Di Pendi Nai . Har Koi Etthe

funny ghazal aaj apni muhabat

@ Funny Ghazal!!! Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne, Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne! Pehle hansta tha

Main cigarate kabhi nhi pita woh

‘Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita’ Woh to Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota hon to Ghum Bhulane k liye Jab Khush hota hon to Lutf Dobala

Eid ul fitar me eid gah janay

‘Eid ul Fitar me Eid Gah janay se Pehlay kuch Kha Lena. Mafhome Hadees: ‘ALLAH k RASOOL Sal Lal Laho Alaihe Wasallam Eid ul

To the principal high school pak

To, The principal High school Pak Sir, Baat ye hai k mere Abbu ne mujhe fees k liye 500 diye thai, 100 ki doston

Husband wife mein larai hoi ghar se

Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha

Zardari ne future main china ka visit

Zardari ne future main china ka visit na karne ka faisla kia hy . . . . .Q . . . . . .k?

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri

Bhikaari sardar se mujhe khanay ko

Bhikaari sardar se: Mujhe khanay ko kuchh mil sakta hai Sardar: Kal ka saalan kha Lo gay Bhikhaari: Ji haan bilkul Sardar: Chal fair

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k

Mastr g bache ka lunch kha k bole: Beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nahin btao gay? Bacha masoomiat se: Mastr g main

New price kfc pizza20 chicken15 burger10 pepsi5

NEW PRICE @K.F.C [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] LEKIN AAP PHIR B NAHI KHA SAKTAY,,,,,,,, Q,K . . . . . AAP K PAAS TU

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi

Class me 1 larki bskit kha rahi

Class me 1 larki Bskit kha rahi thi., thora sa kha kar Braizer me chhupa lya Sir bolay: kya kar rahi ho Sath wala

Husband begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha. Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon. Begum: bas

Biwighusse main tumhare dimagh main to sirf

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho?.??

Aa chaandanii bhii merii tarah jaag rahii

aa chaa.Ndanii bhii merii tarah jaag rahii hai palako.n pe sitaaro.n ko liye raat kha.Dii hai ye baat ki suurat ke bhale dil ke

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or

Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or hindustan ke bardur per unda dia do mulkon me larai ho gaye ke unde kon le ga.

Zalim sms 2011 1 larki bus

ZALIM SMS 2011 1 larki bus stop py naqaab my kharri hoti hai Aadmi bike pe aya or kha Lift chahiye kya? Lrki boli:

1 aadmi ki 3rd bv ne apne

1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha: Aap ki 1st BV kaise mari? Shohar: Zeher khaane se. BV: Aur 2nd? Shohar:

Maa ne apny choty bachay ko

Maa Ne Apny Choty Bachay Ko Aik Pull Paar Krty Hoy Kha ‘Mera Haath Mazboti Se Pakar Lo’ Bacha Bola:’Nhi Maa Ap Mera Hath

Woh jo dil main tera muqam hai

Woh jo dil main tera muqam hai kisi or ko wo dya nhi, Wo jo rishta tujhse hai ban gaya kisi or se wo

Mere din raat mushkil mein sukoon

Mere Din Raat Mushkil Mein, Sukoon Ek Pal Nahi Mujh Ko… . Mohabbat Taras Kha Mujh Par Mohabbat Chorh Ja Mujh Ko….

Molvion ki bus ja rhi thi1 ny

Molvion ki bus ja rhi thi,1 ny kha jb b rasty mey Larki nazar ay to Astagh_firulah parhna Kafi der bad 1 ny Astaghfar

Larkijb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to

Larki:jb tmhe meri yaad ati hy to tm kya krte ho Lrka:janu tmhari favrt tofi kha leta hun,or tm kya krti ho? Lrki(Tap kr

das gain mery badan ko ringti

*’* Das Gain Mery Badan Ko Ringti Tanhaiyn, Kha Gain Us Ko Balaen Gardish E Halat Ki, *’* Band H Ankhon M Manzar Us

Dayaar e dil ki raat mein chiraagh sa jala

Dayaar-E-Dil Ki Raat Mein Chiraagh Sa Jala Gaya, Mila Nahi To Kya Hua Wo Shakl To Dikha Gaya, Judaaiyon Ke Zakhm Dard-E-Zindagi Ne Bhar

1 choha tang pr rakh k bhetha

1 choha Tang pr Tang Rakh k bhetha hua tha Sher Aya Chohy ko Salam kia Or beth gya Hathi Aya Salam kia Or

Utho utho bister choro uth kr

Utho utho bister choro uth kr jaldi sy moun dho lo dudh piyo or anda khao kha pi kr O ho Aj tu Sunday

Kha da chi maath di sho pa

kha da chi maath di sho pa stargo ki azghi zargia, wali di gul sara da mini tamanna kawala. sta pa shakman zra ki

Rooth jane ki adaten na gai dil

Rooth Jane Ki Adaten Na Gai Dil Jalane Ki Adaten Na Gai Zakhm Kha Kr B Tujh Se Nam Tera Gungunane Ki Adaten Na

Shar ke aage sar uthaana chaahiye

Shar Ke Aage Sar Uthaana Chaahiye,, Haq Ki Khaatir Sar Kataana Chaahiye,, Zulm_o_Istabdaad Ki Had Ho Chuki,, Aah Ko Ab Rang Laana Chaahiye,, Roshni

Chooohy ko lag bll gori dono

Chooohy ko lagì bìllì gori gori Dono milne lagy chori chori. Chooha bola aao khele ankh macholi Billi chohy ko kha kr bolì I

Aankhon main jo khuab hain in ko

aankhon main jo khuab hain in ko baatain kerne do honton se wo lafz kaho jo kajal kehta hai mosam jo sandesa laya us

Zarda or zardari mn kya faraq

Zarda’ or ‘Zardari’ mn kya faraq hy? ‘Zarda’ Kushiyon mn Khaya jata hy, Or ‘Zardari’ Kushiyon ko Kha jata hy

Mil b jatay hain to katra k

Mil B jatay hain to katra k guzar jatay hain, Haye mosam ki tarha dost badal jatay hain, Hum abi tak giraftar-e-muhabat hain Thokren

Chuk lo raziayaan aa gai thand hath

Chuk lo Raziayaan aa gai thand, Hath te pao dastaney, te boway kar lo baand, Kha Kha k mungphaliyan, te pa deyo Gaandh, Meari

1 baar langar takseem ho raha ta

1 Baar Langar Takseem Ho Raha Ta. 1 Shakhs Ne 2 Admiyon Ka Khana Manga Jab Us Se Sawal Kiya Giya K 2 Admiyon

Kya tm aik darakht sy dusry drakht

Kya tm aik darakht sy dusry drakht tk chlang lga skty ho? Kya tm aik mint me 25 kelay kha skty ho? Nhi na

its not a msgi

~ ~ @ @ its not a msg, I have just sent u My‘Eyes’ Basaap ko dekhna tha k rozy mein kuch kha to

Neem k 4 patte lo 2 ko

Neem k 4 patte lo 2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur 2 ki chatni banao Phr chatni ko us pani k sath

Pani pani kar gyi darya ko ek

Pani, pani kar gyi darya ko ek bachchay ki piyaas, Tishnagi ko saans lenay ka qareena aa gya; … Teer kha kar hans parha

Har kisi k nasib may kha ye

har kisi k nasib may kha ye pyar bhari mehfil HAMZA kuch log to peda hi hotay ha tanhai k liay

Masti bhari nigha se lehra k pee

Masti Bhari Nigha Se Lehra K Pee Gaya, Zulfon Se Khelta Hua Bal Kha K Pee Gaya, Un Ki Nigha-e-Naaz Se Takra Gayi Nigah,

Galti meri thi usne mjhe chaha

Galti Meri Thi Usne Mjhe Chaha Hi Nhi Me Chahat Samj Betha Galti Meri Thi Uski Pal Bhar Ki Muskrahat Ko Pyar Samj Betha

Dil chahta hai k kha dil

dil chahta hai k kha Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila

Larkiyoon k sath shopping karna bohat mushkil

Larkiyoon k sath shopping karna bohat mushkil hai .. – – …Lena kuch nahi hota bus – – Yeh Dekhoooooo .. Woh Dekhooooo ..

Meine us se bewafa ka mtlb pocha

Meine us se bewafa ka mtlb pocha tha Mohsin usne kha tehro aur phr lout kr nhe aya..

Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to

Agar ap ko roza lagta ho to sehri main ap teen hari mirchain kha lia karain Phir roza kum aur hari marchain zaida lagain

Mrasim lakh gehry hn dilo k dil

mrasim lakh gehry hn, dilo k dil sy phr b jb, mily na unko wo chahat k js k khwb dkhy hn,tu asy mai

Khana kha ker shukar kernay wala

Khana kha ker shukar kernay wala , sawaab mai SABIR ROZAIDAAR k barabar hay .. ( Bukhari )

Sath rota tha mere sath hansa krta

Sath rota tha mere sath hansa krta tha, Wo hi ik tha jo mere dil me basa krta tha, Meri chaht ka talbgar tha

Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice

Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice cream ke liye invite kiya FRAZ.. Kehne lagi.,, AA HARAAMI KHA BADAMI.

Husband begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi? Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha. Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon. Begum: bas

Ik modat sy mari maan soi nai

ik modat sy mari maan soi nai tabish ma ny ik bar kha tha mojy dar lagta ha

Agr girls sex se pehle anar aur

Agr Girls sex se Pehle Anar aur Gulaab ki pattian kha lein,to Un k Mammon se ‘JAME SHERIEN’ nikle ga..! {Vena Malik k Chasky}..

Mohhabat ka ghum hota bohut hai k

Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon? Gali Kochon Mein sannata

Unhone humein aazmakar dekh liya ik dhokha

Unhone humein aazmakar dekh liya, Ik dhokha humne bhi kha kar dekh liya. Kya hua hum huye jo udaas, Unhone to apna dil behla

Aanooun ki wadi main dil nazuk rehtay

aan$ooun ki wadi main dil nazuk rehtay hain jo choot kha kar bhi kuch kar nahi patay hain in aan$ooun ki wadi main dheeray

Aj katrina kaif ny geo news ko

Aj Katrina kaif ny geo news ko kha he Agr Sania Shoaib Sa Shadi Ka Fesla Kr Skti HaiTo . . Wo Kon C

Pthan phli bar namaz prhny gya uska

Pthan phli bar namaz prhny gya Uska nam Rahmat Ullah tha Imam ne salam phera to kha, ‘Asalam alykum Rahmat Ullah To pthan bola:

Mere din rat mushkil mai skoon ik

Mere din rat mushkil mai skoon ik pal nahi mujh ko Shani Mohabat tras kha mujh per, Mohabat chor day mujh ko….

1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch

‘1 pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pucha Buzurg ne 2 thapr laga dye kisi ne pathan s kha tumne kya pucha tha Pathan

Sardar dr saab mujhe koi aisi dawa

Sardar: Dr. Saab, mujhe koi aisi dawa den k main aankho se bol sakun . . aur kaano se dekh sakun..? Dr: ghuse se..

Sheikh 1girl k sath chips kha raha

Sheikh 1Girl k sath chips kha raha thaGirl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha: kuch feel ker rahe ho? Sheikh:Han! tum

Na koi khawab na saheli thi us

Na koi khawab na koi saheli thi us mohabbat mein main akeli thi ishq main tum kahaan kay sachay the jo aziyat thi woh

Jo umeedon ki rah me dorta he

‘Jo Umeedon Ki Rah Me Dorta He Chala Jata Hai Wo Akhir Me Mot Se Thokar Kha Jata Hai’

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya, Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahi ho sat

Sonpapa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?rnPapa: Beta aqal badam khanayrnSe nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:-

1 bacha bench pr betha k bad

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha. 1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate

breaking news rangers or police

‘ ‘ BREAKING NEWS ‘ ‘ Rangers or police n karachi k tamam ilako me targetted operation shuru krdia or ghr ghr ja k

Sadqa aik aisi neki hay jo her

Sadqa aik aisi neki hay jo her gunah ko kha jati hay.Lekin Zardari aik aisi bla hay jo sadqa bhi kha jati hay.

Eik molvi bus main ja raha tha

EIK MOLVI BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA SAMNAY BAITHAY EIK AURAT APNAY BAITAY KO BAR BAR YE HI BOL RAHI THI ‘BAITA JALDI SAY

Agr apko raat ko sardi lgti ho

Agr apko raat ko sardi lgti ho to raat ko aik adad tez muli, Ubli hui Chane ki Daal, aur kala namak hazbe zaiqa

Aaj me apko laziz khana banana sikhata

Aaj me Apko Laziz khana banana sikhata hun. 1) 1 dish me ANGOOR rakh lein 2) Phir ANGOOR apne haath me pakrein 3) Or

Hazrat abu baker siddiq r aney fermaya

HAZRAT ABU BAKER SIDDIQ R A}NEY FERMAYA PERWANAY KO CHARAG TU BULBUL KO PHOOL BAS ,,SIDDIQ R A } K LIAY HY ALLAH KA

Smsndar ne kha maa wo hsti

“SMSNDAR ne kha ” MAA wo hsti hy jo olad k tmam raz apne sine me chupa lati hy. “BADAL ne kha” MAA wo

Chiragh dasht k zinda jala gaye mujh

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