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Mana hum sadiyon se tanha hai dost

Mana hum sadiyon se tanha hai dost Ehsaas dilaya mat karo; dard hota hai.

Ye 5 nam 11 muslmz ko frwd

Ye 5 nam 11 Muslmz ko frwd karo belive me apki sub se bhari problem hal hojay ge inshALLAHYa ALLAHYa KARIMYa AWWALYa AAKHERYa MUJEEBDon’t

Itwar special dekhna chaho jo hamare

==ITWAR== ==SPECIAL:== Dekhna chaho jo hamare Pyar ko, To aao kabhi Itwar ko, Neeche karo Shalwar ko, Mu karo Deewar ko, Andar lo Hathyar

Talenor walon ne aj muj se 5

Talenor walon ne aj muj se 5 lakh ka sawal pocha ‘Pakistan me aisa kon ha jo sal me 1 bar nahata hai? Yaqen

Hazrat ali ra tum acha karo

Hazrat Ali R.A. Tum acha karo aur zamana tum ko bura samjhy, yeh tumharay haq main behtar hai, bajaye is k k tum bura

Tum aisse roya na karo altaf

Tum aisSe roYa na kaRo.. aLtaf… ghum k mahool main bhi pori qom ki hansi nai rukti… =P Deadicate to Altaf Bahi… 😉

Udaas tha jab dil bohat to kisi

Udaas Tha Jab Dil Bohat, To Kisi Ne Khayalon Me Aa Kar, Yaadon K Kuch Deep Jalaa Kar, Kaha Tha Ye Muskura Kar, Udaas

Agar nahi karti ho humse mohabbat to

AGAR NAHI KARTI HO HUMSE MOHABBAT TO NA SAHI, LEKIN KISI AUR KA ZIKR HUMSE NA KIYA KARO.

Aslam o alikum aaj ki pyari bat

**.Aslam o Alikum. .Aaj Ki Pyari Bat. 1 Sahabi Ne Ap S.A.W.W Se Pocha, Mujhe Zindgi Ko Pur skoon aur Khobsorat Bnanay Ka Koi

Meri galtion ko chuna kro larzishon gina

Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kia Meray Sath Sath Chala Kro Main Khulay Mizaj

Mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha

Mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha na sako, mat chaho use jise tum pa na sako, Pyar kahan kisi ka poora hota hai,

Hazrat ali radhi allahu anhu rishton

Hazrat Ali Radhi Allahu Anhu ( Rishton ki Khoobsurati Ek Doosre Ki Baat ko Bardasht Karna hai , Be aib Insaan Talash Mat Karo

Allah k siwa jin se tum duaaen

“ALLAH K Siwa Jin Se Tum Duaaen Kartey Ho Wo Tum Jesey Hi Banday Hain Pas Duaaen Karo Un Se Agar Tum Sachchey Ho

Tum jab bi milo tu nazrain utha

Tum jab bi milo tu nazrain utha kar mila karo.. Mujy pasand ha tumhari ankho may dosti ka -aks dekhna….!

Sorry kuch din se apko sms nahi

Sorry kuch din se apko SMS nahi ker saka Drasal POLICE ne pakar lia tha 302 ke CASE main Main ne 1 LARKI se

Ager tumhain yaqeen ho jaye k tumhara

Ager Tumhain Yaqeen Ho Jaye K Tumhara Rizq ALLAH K Pas Hai To Phir Rizq Ki Talash Na Karo Balky ALLAH Ki Talash Karo

Hazrat muhammad saw ne syedena anus rata

‘Hazrat Muhammad (SAW) ne Syedena ANUS (R.A.T.A) se Farmaya: ‘Beta! Agar tum hamesha bawazoo rehne ke Istitat rakho to aisa hi karo kyunke MALAK-UL-MOAT

Hazrat ali ra jab tum duniya

HAZRAT ALI (R.A.) Jab Tum Duniya ki Muflasi say Tang Aa jao aur Rizq ka koi Rasta na Niklay to Sadqa day kar ALLAH

Want a kiss plz me jaldi

Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S U Know KISS Means

Meray naam par rakho laikan meri kuniyat

Meray naam par naam rakho laikan meri kuniyat se ahtiyat karo aor jis ne khwab me mjhe dekha os ne mjhe he dekha hey

Yaad na karo gi to sataoun ga

Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin Jo

Beautifull msg takabbur shetani siffat hai

Beautifull msg ‘TAKABBUR’ Shetani Siffat Hai AgarTum Apne ‘TAKABBUR’ Ko Torna Chahte Ho To Kisi Gharib Or Muflis Ko ‘SALAM’ kiya Karo

Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na

Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo, Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo, Sitam karna hai karo par itna na

Ham yar hain tumhry dildar tumhary hum

ham yar hain tumhry dildar hain tumhary hum sa mila kar koi shikwa agar ho aur shikyat agr ho hum sa gila karo per

Tum pass nahin aik hi baat hai

Tum Pass Nahin Aik Hi Baat Hai Kabhi Bin Tumhare Roya Karte They Ab Tum Dhur Ho Aik Hi Baat Hai Dil Main Pehle

Yado mai basaya tujhai khuabo sajaya

yado mai basaya tujhai khuabo mai sajaya tujhai mohabbat ki itni tuj sai mot ha wo din na krai jab yaad tujhai ji machalta

Piyar ki wo misaal banayen ge hum

piyar ki wo misaal banayen ge hum. Aankh band karo ge to yaad aayen ge hum bhar denge itna piyar aok Dil me k

Etna naa yad aya karo ky raat

Etna naa yad aya karo ky raat bhar soo n sakoon…..! ””Faraz””’ Surkh Aankhoo ka sabab pouchty hain loog

Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de

Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de rahi thi keh aasan tariqa tu yeh hay keh jab tumhara khawand farigh hony lagy tu neechy

Ashik ban gayamat karo waar bura nahee

Ashik ban gaya,Mat karo waar, Bura nahee ye pyaar,Bura hai intezaar. Letter diyaa to, Thappad mat maro yaar, Bura nahee ye ikraar,Bura hai inkaar.

Mere saath tum bhi dua karo yun

mere saath tum bhi dua karo yun kisi ke haq mein bura na ho kahin aur ho na ye hadsa koi raaste mein judaa

Jab se tumko dekha hy yaqin karo

Jab se tumko dekha hy yaqin karo Rat Din Subha Sham Sotay Jagtay Khatay Peetay Uthtay Bathtay Atay jatay Mera Tay Hasa e ni

Har shayari ka shayari ka zawab

Har Shayari Ka Har shayari ka zawab ho, Yeh to koi zaroori to nahin, Har sawal ka zawab ho, Yeh koi zaroori to nahin,

Teacher is ko english me translate karo

Teacher: Is ko English me translate karo ‘larkiyan yahan se ja chuki hai’ Boy: Shit yar! I m late:-) (‘,) /)) _/I

Logo se yaad na karne ka shikwa

Logo Se Yaad Na Karne Ka Shikwa Mat Karo… Kyon K Jo Insaan Apny Rab Ko Bhool Sakta Hai Wo Sub Ko Bhool Sakta

Bakri ki jaan talwar k neeche

Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar K Neeche, Larki Ki Jaan Shalwar K Neeche, Jo Chali Jae, Mat Bhago Us K Peeche, Pyar Karo Bas Usi

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein 1

Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein: 1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen

Hazrat alira logoo ko usi tarha

HAZRAT Ali(R.A) : LOGOO ko USI tarha MAAF karo jaisay TUM KHUDA say UMEED rakhtay ho k wo TUMHAY MUAAF karega.

Film 786 ke naam se holland me

Film 786 Ke Naam se Holland Me 1 Movie Bani Hai, Jisme Nabi-Ye-Karim [Sallahoalaihewaslim] Ka Mazaaq Banaya Gaya Hai.1 Arab 60 Crore Muslims Mil

Har kali tujse khusbhu udhar mange aftab

Har kali tujse khusbhu udhar mange, Har aftab tujse roshni udhar mange, Tum dosti aesi karo ki Har koi tumari dosti udhar mange

Aik larki professor kay room may enter

Aik larki professor kay room may enter hui. Girl: may exams may pass honay kay liya kuch bhi karun ge. Professor: acha. . .

Jahan panah tussi great ho

‘JAHAN PANAH…. , , , , TUSSI , , , , GREAT , , , , HO , , , , TOFAHA , ,

Golden tip hamesha unhi k kareeb

*Golden Tip* ‘Hamesha Unhi K Kareeb Mat Raha karo. ‘Jo Aapko Khush Rakhte Hain. ‘Kabhi Unke Bhi Kareeb Raha karo ‘Jo Aapke Bina Khush

Tum yad ate ho jab barish

Tum yad ate ho Jab barish hoti hay,tum yad ate ho, Jab kali ghata chaye,tum yad ate ho, Jab bhegtee hun,tum yad ate ho,

Boy jaanparda kar lo aagey sindhion ka

‘Boy: jaan,Parda kar Lo aagey Sindhion ka muhalla hai Thori door jaaney k baad Larki naqab utha k boli: Jaan ab TuM parda karo

Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chudil

AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU ChU,DiL tHi DiL nO sHAkaR MaGu cHu,fiKaR na KaRo DoSti per JaAn luTaVi dAiS,EID no vYaVhaR cHe kYa,EIDEE

One of the best lines as advice

One of the best Lines As advice. ‘Zindagi mai itni galtiyan na karo’ ‘K’ ‘Pencil se pehle Ruber khatam ho jaye..

Apne gareeb baba ki beti tumhari hai

Apne Gareeb Baba Ki Beti Tumhari Hai Zindagi Tmhari Hai, Har Khushi Tmhari Hai, Yeh To Tae Hwa Jaanan! Apne Gareeb Baba Ki Beti

Aaj main kitni aazadi mahsos kar raha

Aaj main kitni Aazadi mahsos kar raha hoon, Jism jaise maange karna bhool gaya, ‘ Mann tarapna – tarapna bhool gaya, Jeevan aaj jaise

Haay wo lamha jab tujh se shanasai

Haay wo lamha jab tujh se SHANASAI hoi Phir jo honi thi meri jan wo RUSWAI hoi Apni nakam muhabbat ka yun charcha na

Hazrat ali ra said 7 cheezon ki

HAZRAT ALI (R.A) said… 7 Cheezon ki Shikayat Kabi Matt Karo 1-Apni qismat ki 2-Olaad k samny apny baron ki 3-Apna zaati makkan hoty

Baat din ki nahi ab raat se

Baat Din Ki Nahi, Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai Ghar Hai Kacha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai Tere Tohfay Ne To Bas

Jb ap kisi sey rooth kar nafrat

Jb Ap Kisi Sey Rooth Kar Nafrat Sey Baat Karo, Aur Woh. UsKa Jawab MOHABBAT Se De. Tu SmaJh Jana K Wo Ap Ko

Ambreen 10 sal ki thi jab usy

Ambreen 10 sal ki thi jab usy Umer sy piar ho gia Jb wo 12 sal ki hoi to usny Umer ko chora Fahad

4th ramzan ek riwayat main he k

(4th Ramzan) Ek riwayat main he k: ALLAH PAK Ramzan main Arsh ke uthane wale Farishton ko hukum farmadete hen k, apni apni Ibadat

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo, Tumhari Qismat khul jaye gi. Kismat na khuli to kya hua, Kam se kam… SHAKAL to dhul

lambi umeedon s dur raha karo

*’* Lambi Umeedon S Dur Raha Karo, Q K woh Tumhare Pas Mojud Naimaton Ko Haqeer Bna Deti Hain *’*

Neend aur tum kahan rehty ho

Neend aur tum kahan rehty ho? // Dono Kyun raat bhar nahi atay? / Gud Nite ” 73473,”‘I love you’ mein jitne B words

1bazurg ne kutey ko kaha tu bohot

1.bazurg ne kutey ko kaha tu bohot wafadar hy par tujh me3.khamian hain. 1.Tu diwar pr peshab krta hy 2.Tu fakeer per bhonkta hy

Dil ke kaghaz se mera naam

DIL ‘KE’ KAGHAZ SE ‘MERA’ NAAM ‘ MITATE’ Q HO MUJSE IZHAR KARO ‘PYAR’ CHUPATE Q HO KIA ‘ZARORAT’ TE MERI ‘ZINDAGI’ MEY AANEY

Main jalwa e sadd rung hoon ya moj e saba hoon

Main jalwa-e-Sadd rung hoon ya Moj-e-Saba hoon.? Ehsas ki Chokhat Pe Khara Soch raha hoon Ik jaam to Pee lene de ay gardish-e-doraan Phir

Ali as ka zikar karo ki baat

Ali (A.S) Ka Zikar Karo Ali (A.S) Ki Baat Karo Na Bhool Kar Bhi Tum Kisi Aur Ki Baat Karo Kisi Ka Nafs Kisi

Main sun k uski sub batain faqat

Main sun k uski sub batain, Faqat itna hi kehta tha, Khafa hona mana laina, Yeh sadiyon say riwayat hay, Gilay shikway karo mujh

Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai

Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai, kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai, sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab, mufat ke sms padne

Mujh se wada karo mujhe rulao gey

Mujh Se Wada Karo Mujhe Rulao Gey Nahi,, Halaat Jo Bhi Hon Muje Bhulao Gey Nahi,, Chupa K Apni Aankhon Mein Rakho Gey Mujh

Chaho to dilse humko mita denachaho bhoola

Chaho to dilse humko mita denaChaho to humko bhoola denaPar yeh wada karo ke, aaye jo kabhi yaad humariRona mat sirf muskura dena@

Insan ki izat karo aur us se

‘Insan Ki Izat Karo Aur us se Muhabat Karo Kiyun K har insan K Andar Khuda Ki Koi na koi ‘SIFAT’ Mojood Hoti Hai’.

Hum na honge to kaho kuan manaiga

hum na honge to kaho kuan manaiga tumhe ye buri baat hai her bat pe rutha na karo

Ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha ke

ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha ke aftari k waqt jo b Dua karo kabol hojate hay… phlay rozay k aftari mai, Pathan: ya

Aaj ki raat meray pass raho meri

Aaj Ki Raat Meray Pass Raho Meri Khwahish Ka Ehtraam Karo Kal Subah Hote Hi Chalay Jana Aaj Ki Shaam Meray Naam Karo Aisee

Agar apki girl friend pareshan hai ya

Agar apki girl friend pareshan hai Ya udas hai Ya roothi hwi ha To Ye naQsh usko send karo aur wo is ka wird

Ap logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida

AP logo ko sharam nahi atae zubaida apa ko badnam mat karo tumaharay ghar maa bhen nahi hai kya kuch suno gay maray moo

Ek achay dost ki missal ek achi

“Ek achay dost ki missal ek achi khushboo ki tara hay. Jab b tum us ko yad karo gay to tumhin us ki mehak

Karo wada kih mujhy kabhi bhulayo gy

Karo wada kih mujhy kabhi bhulayo gy nahi Jo sath chaly ho to sath chhor jayo gy nahi Mery chehry ko jo naya roop

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo

Us Ajnabi Ka Youn Na Intezaar Karo, Is Aashiq Dil Ka Na Aitbaar Karo, – – Roz Nikla Karen Kisi Ke Yaad Mein Aansoo,

Aap ki miss call bhi kya baat

Aap ki miss call bhi kya baat hai, Aap ke sms bhi din raat hain, Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo, Suna hai aap

Sharab do aatisha se aise ho chuke hoon

sharab do-aatisha se aise ho chuke hoon madhosh mein ke sona bhi chahon to neend nahi aate, hai aise bekarari jis ne kar dya

Barasne k baad badal gira nhi krte

Barasne K Baad Badal Gira Nhi Krte Murjhane K Baad Phool Khila Nhi Krte Doston Ki Ehmiat Ko Samjha Karo Q K Bicharne K

Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hai

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai. Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! . . . . . . . Pathan: 2 Rotiyan

Kuch to kro khayal thehr jaao shayed

Kuch To Kro Khayal Thehr Jaao Shayed Wo A Jaay Kr Lo Thora iNtezar Shayed Wo A Jaay Khabar Na Mili Hogi UnKo Mere

Zindagi mein agar bohat pareshan hogaye ho

Zindagi mein Agar bOhat Pareshan hOgaye hO tO 1 Lambi Rassi Lo Or 1 Dharakht Pe Baandh,ke.. . . . . . . .

Jab tum sukoon ki kami mehsus karo

‘Jab Tum Sukoon Ki Kami Mehsus Karo To Apne Rab K Huzoor Tauba Karo, Q k insan k Gunaah he hen jo Dil Ko

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka..

Dua spechalifor u

dua spechalifor u . ”’ . . …. . . ””” . . …… . ”’ . … . ”’ . ”’ . (Ameen)

Meri laghzishen na chuna karo ghaltiyan gina

Meri Laghzishen na Chuna karo Meri Ghaltiyan na Gina Karo, Ye Qadam Qadam ki Hudood kya Mere sath sath chala karo, main khulay mizaj

Mat karo kisi se piyar hamesha dard

Mat karo kisi se piyar hamesha dard pao ge Tanhai k aansuon main behte jao ge Karni hai to gehri karo dosti Hamesha Umeed

Woh soti rahi main karta raha

Woh soti rahi main karta raha . . Intizaar us ke jawab ka . . Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya . .

Past ko yaad na kiya karo

PAST Ko Yaad Na Kiya Karo, FUTURE K Intezar me Mat Baytho, Magar PRESENT Ka Sahi Istemal Kar liya karo.

1do cheezon ko kabhi na thukrao tohfa

1:Do cheezon ko kabhi na thukrao tohfa, daawat 2:Insan ko apne dushman se ziada dost se darna chahiye kuen k agar wo dushman ho

Teacher to children is ki english main

Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo: “Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain” Children: “Shit we are late” :-

Nabi kareem raufur raheem sallallaahu alaihi wasallam ne

NABI KAREEM RAUF_UR-RAHEEM SALLALLAAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM NE FARMAAYA K: Tum Kisi (Musalman) Bhai Ki Museebat Par Khushi Ka Izhaar Mat Karo, (Ho Sakta Hai

Dosti unsay karo jo nibhana janty

DOSTI UNSAY KARO JO NIBHANA JANTY HOON, NAFRAT UNSAY KARO JO BHULANA JANTY HOON, GUSA UNSAY KARO JO MANANA JANTY HOON MOLA ALI A.S

Ashwariya 919821420167 rani mukarji 919824613895 katrina 919316164574

Ashwariya +919821420167 Rani Mukarji +919824613895 Katrina +919316164574 Bipasha +919822923242 Kareena +919874572585 Kajal +919873426415 Jana malik 03149880692 Veena malik 03455900764 Rima 03015656283 Nazia Iqbal 03135815721

Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa

Lala barhapay se bachnay ka asan tareeqa bata raha hun kisi ko btana mat. . . . . . . . . . kAbi

Santa to pappu wheres sukhna lake

Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who’s Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi

Imam ali naqi as nay farmaya apni

IMAM ALI NAQI (A.S) Nay Farmaya: Apni Tamam Ibadaton May WiLLayat-e ALI (as) Ka Iqrar Karo Qu Kay BaatiL Ibadaton Aur Mominon Ki Ibadaton

1 molvi ne jesy tesy kr k

1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 Larki Set Ki, Or Usse 12 Baje Milne Ka Time Diya, Lekin 12 Baje wo Nahi

Na mila karo sare sham mujhe mein

Na mila karo sare sham mujhe mein tanha tanha hi theek hun.. Mujhe chahaton se darr lagta hai mein nafraton mein hi theek hun..

Na mila karo sar e sham mujhe

na mila karo sar e sham mujhe main tanha tanha theek hon mujhe chahton se dar lagta hai main nafraton main theek hon mujhe

Agr tmhari maa tmhare ghuse ki waja

AGr Tmhari MAA Tmhare Ghuse Ki WaJa Se Tm se Bat Krte Hue -DARTI- Hai To Phr Tm AFsoos Karo Q.K Tm ne Apne

Hum yar hain tumhare dildar tumhare

Hum yar hain tumhare , dildar hain tumhare, hum se mila karo… hum se mila karooooo… Acha tu ye tum ho? phir dor hi

Is had tak hame sataya na karo

Is had tak hame sataya na karo Jan ban kar bhul jaya na karo Jab hum pyar se aik SmS kar diya karen Phir

Tasalsul tot jae na kahin sanson ka

Tasalsul tot jae na kahin sanson ka zindagi se ! M0hsin. pal bhar k liye bhi tum mujhse rutha na karo….!!

Rakha karo raabta k zindagi ka bharoosa

Rakha Karo Raabta K Zindagi Ka Bharoosa Nahi Hai,,, Phir Mat Kehna K Chalaye Gaye Or Bataya Bhi Nahi….

Main sun k uski sub batain faqat

Main sun k uski sub batain, Faqat itna hi kehta tha, Khafa hona mana laina, Yeh sadiyon say riwayat hay, Gilay shikway karo mujh

Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho wo na

Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo, kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo…

Eik molvi bus main ja raha tha

EIK MOLVI BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA SAMNAY BAITHAY EIK AURAT APNAY BAITAY KO BAR BAR YE HI BOL RAHI THI ‘BAITA JALDI SAY

2 aansu us aansu se bacho

**2 Aansu** Us Aansu se bacho jo kisi ka DIL dukhaney se nikley, OR Us Aanso ki qadar karo jo Aap k liye kisi

Yad rakhoosubha uth kr 2 kam kia

Yad rakhoo..subha uth kr 2 kam kia karo. 1st shukar ada karo key tum zinda ho. 2nd Lux sey nahya karo ta ke dusrey

If engineer starts making films the

IF Engineer Starts Making Films . The Name Will Be . . . ‘Current Ho na Ho’ ‘Janam Supply Karo’ ‘Aa Ab B.Tech Karain’

Pathan ne gair qanoni ghr bnaya ksi

Pathan Ne Gair qanoni Ghr Bnaya Ksi Ne Mashwra Dya Ghr pe Aisi Chalking Kro K Police Smjhe ye Purana Ghr Ha Pathan Ne

Kabhi tum bhi hum se thay aashna

Kabhi tum bhi hum se thay aashna tumhein yaad ho ke na yaad ho Kabhi tum ko hum se bhi pyar tha tumhein yaad

Beautiful advice ager dukhon ka darya uboor

Beautiful Advice Ager Dukhon Ka Darya Uboor Karna Hai To Ansoun Ko Jazb Karne Ka Tareeqa Seekho ====== Duniya Ko Jeetna Chahte Ho To

Golden words choro yar tum bagharat

golden words . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . choro yar tum bagharat

Aapki missed call bindaas hai aapke sms

aapki missed call bindaas hai, aapke sms lajawab hai, kabhi kabhi call bhi kar liya karo, suna hai aapki aawaz first class hai.

Ujjarr gaya na sar se paaon tak

UJJArr GAyA NA SAr Se PAAo’N TAK…! KAro, KAro, Aur MohAbAAt KAro…! ‘SALAM_e_MuhAbbAt’

Rasm e ulfat hi ijazat nahi daiti warna

Rasm-e-ulfat hi ijazat nahi daiti warna hum bhi tujhay aisa bholain k sada yaad karo…..

Ho sakke to karo khud mein kashish

HO SAKKE TO KARO KHUD MEIN KASHISH PAIDA HAR KISI KO HASRAT SE DEKHA NAHI KERTE HAR SHAKHS NAHIHOTA HAR SAHAKHS K KABIL HAR

Apni andheri qabr ko khud hi roshan

Apni Andheri Qabr Ko Khud Hi Roshan Karne Ki Taiyari Karo Ay Dost aaj Zinda Logon Ko Koi Yaad Nhi Karta To Kal Murdon

Itna naa yad aya karo keh

itna naa yad aya karo keh raat bhar soo na sakain. Subah surkh ankhoo ka sabab pouchtay hain loog

Dil ne kaha chalo sms karo socha

Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo Socha DIL TO PAGAL HAI Phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi, Jisko karna hai Wo Kon Sa QAID-E-AZAM

Hum ne kab manga hai tum se

Hum Ne Kab Manga hai, tum se Muhabat ka sila ”Chikny ” bus kabhi raste men milo to chommi dey diya karo……. 😀

Elm hasil karo aisa na ho k

‘Elm hasil karo aisa na ho k hahil-o-nadan marr jao —- Khuda jahalat k silsilay min koi uzar qabool nahi karay ga’ (HAZRAT ALI

Akele ho allah ko yaad karo pareshan

Akele ho? ALLAH Ko Yaad Karo. Pareshan Ho? Durood sharif Parho. Udas Ho? YA HAYYU YA QAYYOOM Parho. Tention Men Ho? YA RAHEEMU Parho.

Memon ki biwi bas b karo

MEMON ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Martba Use Kr Liya Ab Phenk den, …MEMON: Kar di Na Jaahilon Wali Baat,is

Wo roz kehti hai mujhy apni tasveer

*Wo roz roz kehti hai mujhy apni tasveer MMS karo. ‘Hero’ Us nadaan ko ye kaise bataun k mere pas Nokia 11,12 hai (‘,’)

Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lotry li

Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lotry Li.. 1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla… Tax Kat Kar 90Lac Mile, Pathan Bola, Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye

Girl bus b karo ab boy kuch

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