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Batain kr k rula na dena chup

batain kr k rula na dena. chup reh k saza na dena. na de sako khushi tu gham hi sahi. bas ek vada karo

Azaan khamoshi se suna karo aur jawab

‘AZAAN’ Khamoshi Se Suna Karo Aur Jawab Bhi Diya Karo ‘AZAAN’ K 1.AIK Lafz K Badle (1500) Nekiyan Milti Hain Mukamal ‘AZAAN’ Se (2640000)

Wife darling aaj kuch aisa karo ke

Wife: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen! Sardar uthta hai aur ja ke AC aur fan off kar daita hai.

Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar

Chahnewaly b baraynaseebse miltay hain faraz

Chahne’waly b baray’naseeb’se miltay hain Faraz Tum ye’baat’tasleem karo gaye mere’bichar jaane ke baad’.

Wo bewafa hai to kya hua mat

Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, Mat BURA kaho usko,:, . . Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko, (‘.’) /)(_/ /_tension frèé

Mohabbat mohabbat kisse karni chahiye dost

‘Mohabbat’ mohabbat kisse karni chahiye….? dost sey..? larki sey..? boss sey..? apne rishtey dar sey..? ya phir aam insan sey…? main batata hon is

Namaz ki halat ma aankhen band karna

Namaz ki Halat ma Aankhen Band Karna Makroh Hai. Namaz Ma Jab Qayam Mai Khary Hon To Nazren Sajdy Ki Jaga Rakho. Jab Ruku

Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai

Der lagi aane mein tumko shukr hai phir bhi aaye to Aas ne dil ka saath na chhoda waise ham ghabaraaye to Shafaq, dhanak,

Boy jaanparda kar lo aagey sindhion ka

‘Boy: jaan,Parda kar Lo aagey Sindhion ka muhalla hai Thori door jaaney k baad Larki naqab utha k boli: Jaan ab TuM parda karo

Boyfrnd main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye

Boyfrnd; main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye yelo apne love letters aur meray mujhe wapis karo. Girl frnd: (Bari c basket samney rakhtey huye)

Din ek sitam sitam raat karo ho

din ek sitam, ek sitam raat karo ho wo doast ho dushman ko bhi tum maat karo ho ham khaaq-nashiiN, tum suKhan-aaraa-e-sar-e-baam paas aa

Hazrat ali ra said 7 cheezon ki

HAZRAT ALI (R.A) said… 7 Cheezon ki Shikayat Kabi Matt Karo 1-Apni qismat ki 2-Olaad k samny apny baron ki 3-Apna zaati makkan hoty

Karo phir sy koi waada kabhi na

Karo Phir Sy Koi Waada Kabhi Na Phir Bicharny Ka, ‘$’ Tumhain Kia Farq Parta Hai Bicheny Main, Mukerny Main..

If engineer starts making films the

IF Engineer Starts Making Films . The Name Will Be . . . ‘Current Ho na Ho’ ‘Janam Supply Karo’ ‘Aa Ab B.Tech Karain’

Tibb e nabwi saww jo log khane se

TIBB-E-NABWI (S.A.W.W) Jo Log Khane Se Pehle Thora Namak Chakh Lein Woh Log 30 Qism Ki Bimariyon se Mehfooz Rehte hein. Khajoor Ko Nashte

na sawal bn k mila karo

” Na sawal bn k mila karo… Na jawab bn k mila karo…… ‘ Meri zindgi mere khawab hain. Mje khawab bn k mila

Farman imam jaffer sadiq asws jab

farman imam jaffer sadiq asws jab koi hajat allah pak se ho to allah pak ki hamd aur muhammad w aal e muhammad per

Aaqasalallahu alyhe wasalim k darbar me jo

AAQA(salallahu alyhe wasalim) k darbar me jo log sada dete hain Hr musibat se wo door raha karte hain Mere AAQA(salallahu alyhe wasalim)ko madinay

hye o rabba hale

(‘.’) Hye, O Rabba, /)'( Hale tk _/’_ sutte pye O. Chalo utho manji wehli karo , (‘.’) _/)'(_ ]””/ /”'[ shabash Good Morning.

Allah se hamesha wo talab karo jo

ALLAH se hamesha WO talab karo’ jo tmhry haq mai behtar ho’ NA k wo jo tm chahty ho’ HO sakta hi k tmhari

Dekh lo magar khuwab ka charcha na

Dekh Lo Magar Khuwab Ka Charcha Na Karo Log Jal Jayen Ge Suraj Ki Tamanna Na Karo Waqt Ka Kya He Kisi Pal B

jo tum nhi jante us se

‘ Jo Tum Nhi Jante Us Se Dushmani Na Karo Kyn K Akser Ilm Aise Cheezon Main Hai Jin Ko Tm Nhi Jante’. Hazrat

Aik piyari baat jabb kissi ka

“AIK PIYARI BAAT” Jabb Kissi Ka KhaLoos Dekho Toh Uss Ki Qaddar Karo AUR Jabb Kissi Ki Nafratt Dekho Toh Apnay KhaLoos Say Mita

Tab tak pyarse pyarmat karojab takpyaraap sepyarna

Tab Tak ‘Pyar’Se ‘Pyar’Mat Karo.Jab Tak’Pyar’Aap Se’Pyar’Na Kare. Or Agar’Pyar’ ApSe ‘Pyar’Kare To’Pyar’Ko Itna’Pyar’Karo K Ap Ka’Pyar’ Kisi Or Se’Pyar’Na Kare.

Agar koi tum se bhalai ki umeed

‘Agar koi tum se bhalai ki umeed rakhe to usay mayoos mat karo… kyon k logon ki zrurton ka tumse wabasta hona tum per

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi hoti Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti Nanhi chiti jab dana lekar chalti hai Chadti

Meri zubaan se daastan suno to sahi

Meri Zubaan Se Meri Daastan Suno To Sahi yaqin karo na karo meherban suno to sahi chalo ye maan liya mujrim-e-mohabbat hain hamare jurm

Akela sa mehsoos karo jab tanhai meinyaad

Akela sa mehsoos karo jab tanhai mein!Yaad meri aye jab judai mein!Mehsoos karna tumhare hi paass hoon mein.Jab chahey dekh lena apni parchaiyun mein.

rakha karo raabta k zindagi

”’ Rakha Karo raabta k zindagi ka barosa nai hai ‘DOST’ ”’ Phir mat kehna chala aur bataya b nai

Bhar k jaam ulfat e haider as

Bhar Bhar K Jaam Ulfat e Haider (A.S) Piya Karo Aur Mushkil Paray Toa Naam Ali (A.S) Ka Liya Karo Bhai Gar Chahtay Ho

Taskeen na ho jis se woh raaz

Taskeen Na Ho Jis Se Woh Raaz Badal Dalo’. ‘Jo Raaz Na Rakh Paye Hamraaz Badal Dalo’ ‘Tum Ne Bhi Suni Ho Gi Bari

Abhi toa zulam ka qisa tumam hona

Abhi Toa Zulam Ka Qisa Tumam Hona Hai Hussainiyat (A.S) Ko Abhi Gaam Gaam Hona Hai Jo Ho Raha Hai Sitam Us Ki Sham

ghazal pani ki lehron pe

( GHAZAL) Pani ki lehron pe hurf-e-bayan likhna choor do, Sahil pe rait k kachy makaan banana chor do, Chaho to besbab chaho humain

3 angraz log ko sub continent main

3 angraz log ko sub continent main nokry ka shok hua aur un ko biltarteb bangladesh,pakistan aur india main 10-10 thousand $ ki nokkri

Jab kisi se sacha pyar karo or

‘jab kisi se sacha pyar karo or wo sathi ban kar na mile to taklifhoti hai me ya kahna chahta hun ke Allah pak

Boy 2 girl kia mai tumhain kiss

Boy 2 Girl: Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hon Girl:Zaleel Kameeny Kuttay Sharam Nahi Aati Tum Ne Ye Baat Kehne Mai 6 Mahinay

Pia wafain b karo tu koi na

pia wafain b karo tu koi na pochy ga faraz…………………. ye tery sary sitm faqat mere mar jany k hain….

pathan to his wife kitni

*. . .Pathan to his Wife. Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho kar dala karo. Is ki waja se aaj mujhe

Animals ki khosusiyat 1 tota duniya

Animals ki khosusiyat: 1. Tota Duniya ki hr zuban bol sakta hy 2. Oont 15 din tak bagher kuch khaye safr kr sakta hy

Hadees beshak allah k firishtey dua e

Hadees: ‘Beshak Allah K Firishtey Dua e Rahmat Karte Hen Jab Tak Tum Namaz Parh Kar Usi Jaga Bethey Raho Or Koi Baat Na

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna

Plz is sawal ka rply zror krna. ‘Ik Cheez Hy Jo Agr Khushk Hy To 2 Kilo, Geeli Hy To 1 Kilo,Or Agr Jal

Me ne apni girl friend se sirf

Me ne apni Girl Friend se sirf itna he kaha parde main raha karo Faraz… Us zalim ne Police ko phone kar k bol

Ye fill karo abhi plz q1

Ye Fill Karo Abhi Plz: Q1. Agr Aap 1 Din K Liye Mere 7 Ghomne Chalty To Kahan? Ans= Q2. Agr Aap Hamare Rishte

Yun aieno se kab tak dil behlao

Yun AIENO Se Kab Tak Dil Behlao Gey, Jab koi nahi ho ga to khud ko TANHA pao ge, Choti EID to chalo guzar

Ye subha ki behlti roshni mujhay na

Ye subha ki behlti roshni mujhay na dikhaya karo, Yoon khusyon k rungon seh mujhay na behlaya karo, Main ik arsa tareekyo main aks

Karo ge yaad guzre zamane kotarso humare

Karo ge YAAD guzre ZAMANE ko,TARSO ge humare sath 1 PAL bitane ko,phir AWAZ doge hume vapas bulane ko,or HUM kahenge DARWAZA nhi hai

Allah tala aur iskey farishtey nabisallallahu alaihi

Allah Ta’la aur iskey Farishtey Nabi(Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam)per Rehmat bhejtey hain, Ae Iman waalo! tum bhi in per Durood bhejo aur khoob Salaam bhejtey

Agar apki girl friend pareshan hai ya

Agar apki girl friend pareshan hai Ya udas hai Ya roothi hwi ha To Ye naQsh usko send karo aur wo is ka wird

Main sun k uski sub batain faqat

Main sun k uski sub batain, Faqat itna hi kehta tha, Khafa hona mana laina, Yeh sadiyon say riwayat hay, Gilay shikway karo mujh

Wo jo roop zer e naqaab tha usay

Wo jo Roop Zer-e-NaQaab tha Usay Dekhna mera Khawaab tha Jo mila tha Hijer ki shakal mein Meri Chahatoon ka Azaab tha Ye sawaal

Mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha

Mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha na sako, mat chaho use jise tum pa na sako, Pyar kahan kisi ka poora hota hai,

Hum kaha jaien ge dard ki dawa

Hum kaha jaien ge dard ki dawa k liye Khud se juda na karo hamain khuda k liye Ajeeb us ka jumla tha juda

716 4 5 4 6

7(1)’6 ‘() 4 ()’5 ‘()4 6( 7′ ;’63) (1′; ‘8 ) ,/)¤ 2)7,,/4) 5), ¿, 3,¿, 7,¿, 5,¿3 Srif Numbron Ko Delete Karo oR

Jab tum sukoon ki kami mehsus karo

‘Jab Tum Sukoon Ki Kami Mehsus Karo To Apne Rab K Huzoor Tauba Karo, Q k insan k Gunaah he hen jo Dil Ko

A msg by cop batil se

A msg by CoP . BaTiL sE bAgAwAt KaRo bAs KaM yAhI hAi . . . . Is DoR mE qUaId Ka PeGaM yAhI

Ager tumhain yaqeen ho jaye k tumhara

Ager Tumhain Yaqeen Ho Jaye K Tumhara Rizq ALLAH K Pas Hai To Phir Rizq Ki Talash Na Karo Balky ALLAH Ki Talash Karo

Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan mein bas

ISHQ AISA KARO KI DHADKAN MEIN BAS JAAYE, SAANS BHITeri muskurahat meri pehchaan hai, Teri khushi meri jaan hai… Kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi

Tum aisse roya na karo altaf

Tum aisSe roYa na kaRo.. aLtaf… ghum k mahool main bhi pori qom ki hansi nai rukti… =P Deadicate to Altaf Bahi… 😉

Ishq karna ha to pher dard bi

ishq karna ha to pher dard bi sehna seekho…warna aisa karo,auqaat main rehna seekho

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi

Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi hoti Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti Nanhi chiti jab dana lekar chalti hai Chadti

Sab log liye sang e malamat nikal aye kis

sab log liye sang-e-malamat nikal aye kis shahar main ham ahal-e-muhabbat nikal aye ab dil ki tamanna hai to ai kash yahi ho ansu

Aaj jaane ki zid na karo

Aaj Jaane Ki Zid Na Karo Yunhi Pehlu Mein Bethey Raho Haaye Mar Jaayein Ge Hum To Lutt Jaayein Ge Aisi Baatein Kiya Na

Golden words by hazrat alira har wo

(Golden Words By Hazrat Ali(R.A) ‘Har Wo Din Tumharay Liye EID Hai Jis Din Tum Apni ‘MAA’ Se MUSKURA Kr Baat Karo’

Bare ajeeb doston se nawaza hai khuda

Bare ajeeb doston se nawaza hai khuda ne mujhe… faraz jo MAI na karo yaad to zehmat wo b nahi kerte….

mat karo mare baton pay

*. . .Mat Karo Mare Baton Pay Yaqeen Ma Nashey Ma Houn, mOhS!n. . . . . .* Woh Thi Marey Qareeb Ma Nashey

Jin logon k khayalaat ache hote hain

Jin logon k khayalaat ache hote hain wo kabhi b tanha nahi hote. Hamesha muskurao q k dunia hmesha muskrane walon ka sath deti

Jab kisi k liye dil me nafrat

‘Jab kisi k liye dil me nafrat peda hone lage To foran uski achaiyan yad kia karo’ HAZRAT ALI (A.S)

One of the best msg in my

One of the best MSG in my Life! ‘Tum apne ikhlaq Ko itna Buland Karo ke Doosray log Dekh Kar Kahein ‘Agar UMMAT aisi

Shamma ko qaid kar ke muskuraya na

SHAMMA KO QAID KAR KE MUSKURAYA NA KARO, ROSHNI KI KHATIR KISIKA DIL JALAYA NA KARO, SITAM KARNA HAI TO KARO PAR ITNA NA

Rasoolallah saw ne farmaya jab apne liye

RASOOLALLAH( S.A.W) ne farmaya, Jab apne liye DUA karo to doosron ko bhi yaad kiya karo, Kya pata uss k naseeb ki khushi tumhari

Anmol bat jab rab se baat karne

“Anmol Bat” Jab “RAB” se baat karne ko dil chahe to “NAMAZ” parha karo, Or jab tum chahte ho k “RAB” tm se baat

Wo meri badsalokee par b moje dua

wo meri badsalokee par b moje dua deti hai aghosh me ly kar sub koch bhula deti hai yon lagta hai jannat se aa

Aansuon aankh ki dehleez pe aaya na

aansuon aankh ki dehleez pe aaya na karo ghar ke haalaat zamaane ko bataya na karo log muthhi meiN namak le ke phira kerte

Azeez hai mujhe har shaey se mohabbat

AZEEZ HAI MUJHE HAR SHAEY SE MOHABBAT APKI UTAAR GAYI HAI MERE D?L MEIN SAADGI APKI AB APNE AP SE KAISE JUDA KARO GE

Khubsurti ye nhi k new suiter ya

Khubsurti ye nhi k New suiter ya new shoz pehno Smart nazr aaoge Bl k khubsurti to insan k andr hoti hy Is lye

1achi lag rhe ho 2kanjuso koi acha

1=Achi lag rhe ho. 2=Kanjuso koi acha hall book karwana thA. 3=Seedhi ho k baitho. 4=Tyar kahan se hui? 5=bs bhi karo ab rona

Teacher bacho wada karo kabhi sharabcigaret nahi

Teacher: Bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigaret nahi piyoge.. Bachey:nahi piyenge.. Teacher: Girls ka picha nahi karoge.. Bachey: nahi karenge.. Teacher: Girls se friendship nahi

ooo soo ve jao

(‘,) Ooo Soo /)) ve Jao / / Soneyo Raat Ho Gai a Her Raat Menu E Khapna Penda A Kadi apne ap V

Yaad usay karo jo acha lage pyar

¤Yaad usay karo jo acha lage, ¤pyar usay karo jo sacha lage, ¤sath us ka do jo iraadey ka pakka lagey, ¤or dil usay

Pyar karo zaroor karo zaroorat hai

Pyar karo, . Zaroor Karo, . Pyar zaroorat hai, . lekin..? . Pyar Karo Kisi Aik Se, . Par Karo Kisi Naik Se, .

Imam ul ambia hazrat mohammed s a w w ghar tashrif

Imam-Ul-Ambia Hazrat MOHAMMED (‘S-A-W-W’) Ghar Tashrif Laye To Roti Ka Tukra Gira Howa Dekha AAP (‘S-A-W-W’) Ne Use Utha Kr Saaf Kiya Or Kha

Pathan ne larki se jhgra kartey us

PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli- Teri ye himmat? PATHAN bola Tumne hi to kaha,

Jawab lzmi dena he me wait karta

jawab lzmi dena he, me wait karta hon . 2 dost thy 2no ny shadi karli aik sal bad 2no ki aik aik beti

Ek number select karo pata chaly k

Ek number select karo pata chaly k aap kis cheez main ziyada Dilchaspi rakhte ho. 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 16 18

Ab ay ga mza funny question main

Ab ay ga mza Funny Question: Main ap ko 2012 me usi name se pukaron ga jo numbr ap chooz karo gy 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 reply

1lal beg 2chouha 3murga 4murgi 5kutta

1.lal beg 2.chouha 3.murga 4.murgi 5.kutta 6.ghora 7.bili 8.donkeY Hr msg romantic nhi hota. Ab karo kisS ;hahahahA’~’

December to he hamara saath deny ko

DECEMBER to DECEMBER he Hamara saath deny ko Saawan ke bharey baadal Galey mil mil ke royenge Phir itna paani barsega Samander seh na

Burraai ko khud mein or achaai

‘Burraai’ ko khud mein Or ‘Achaai’ ko dusron mein talaash karo, yehi insaan ki sab se bari ‘ISLAH’ hay..

Kahan pe ho reply naheee krna

kahan pe ho? Reply Naheee krna plzz.. Jahan b ho KHUSH raho Apne kharche pe! Sub ko send karo aur dekho kon kahan hy

Apny chehry pe khushi k phol sjaya

Apny chehry pe khushi k phol sjaya kro . gham samndr se b gehra ho muskuraya kro Choti batein jo nafrat ka sabab banti

Salm mein amir dubai seh yar mereh

salm mein amir dubai seh yar mereh u keh no par msg karo woh active ha mein wait kar rah hoin

Sunehri aqwaaljo shakhs allah se darta hai

Sunehri Aqwaal: Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai Woh kabhi badla nahi layta Hasad karnay waala maut se pehle mar jaata hai. Kisi per

Ibadaton ka meri intizam ho jaye

Ibadaton Ka Meri Intizam Ho Jaye Aqeedaton Ka Bhi Kuch Aehtimam Ho Jaye Bhatak Rahay Ho Andheron Mein Roshni K Liye Dua Karo K

Mohabbat karo to milne ki justojoo mat

Mohabbat Karo To Milne Ki Justojoo Mat Rakhna…! !’..dost..’! ‘ Mohabbat Khatam Ho Jati Hai 2 Jissmon Ke Mil Jane say…

Yad na karo gey tu bhula bhi

Yad na karo gey tu bhula bhi na sako gey…., Mera khyal zehen sey mita bhi na sako gey…., ik bar jo tm mera

Yu dekha na karo tum hame haste

Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hame Haste Haste, Yu Dekha Na Karo Tum Hame Haste Haste. Mere Dost Bade Kharab Hain, Keh Denge Bhabhi

Neend aur tum kahan rehty ho

Neend aur tum kahan rehty ho? // Dono Kyun raat bhar nahi atay? / Gud Nite ” 73473,”‘I love you’ mein jitne B words

Be rehmi se he sahi magar kuch

Be Rehmi Se He Sahi Magar Kuch To Bola Karo Dost! Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai

Dil sy masus karo ankh daykha na

Dil sy masus karo ankh sy daykha na karo’ Woh hay khshbu usy chunay ki tamana na kro’ Lazat Lamas nagahun sy bh mail

Allah hi k ley 1 2osray sy

ALLAH HI K LEY 1 2OSRAY SY MUHABBAT KARO AGAR KISI SY NARAZ HO TB B ALLAH K AHKAMAT TORNAY KI WJA SY US

1 sheikh ko current lag gya logon

1 Sheikh ko current lag gya Logon ne bari mushkil se tar se juda kia Or pocha k tabiyat kesi hy? Sheikh bola: mujay

Love u want a kiss i

love u Want A KISS ‘i love u…………… Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na

Doctor motape ka 1 hi elaaj hai

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai. Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! . . . . . . . Pathan: 2 Rotiyan

5 cheezon ki jaga par hifazat karo

5 cheezon ki 5 jaga par hifazat karo 1… mehfil mein zubaan ki 2. bazaar mein aankh ki 3. namaz mein dil ki 4.

Larki bas karo raat say kar rahay

Larki: Bas karo raat say kar rahay ho aur subha honey wali hai. Thaky nahi? Larka: Abhi to kuch nahi kia Ab to din

Sms ka len den aise hi chalta

SMS Ka Len Den Aise Hi Chalta Rahega. Dosti Ka Silsila Barhta Hi Rahega. Tum Bhale Reply Na Karo Ae KANJOOS. Par Tera Inbox

Ay chand suno koch baat karo

Ay Chand Suno Koch Baat Karo Teri Baat Chalay Meri Raat Katay Baat Karo Us Basti Ki Badal Barish Aur Masti Ki Ya Baat

Princpl school ka time 8 bje tha

Princpl: School ka Time 8 bje ka tha or Tum 9:30 baje aa Rahe ho. Pathan Student: ‘O Tum Hamara Intazaar mat kiya karo.

Itna toota hoon ki choonay say bikhar

Itna toota hoon ki choonay say bikhar jaaoonga, Ab agar aur dua dogay to mar jaaoonga ! Pooch kar mera pata, waqt ra-e-gah na

Gazal na mila karo sar e sham mujhe

===GAZAL=== Na mila karo Sar-e-Sham mujhe Main tanha tanha he theek hon Mujhe chahton se darr Lgta hai Main Nfraton me he theek hun

Zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo raat ko din bana k bat karo ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara aankhain uttha k

Rakhi ko tyonhar tha bandhane bhai taiyar

Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do, Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo,

Girls mujhe macdonalds le chalo boy

Girls’ mujhe Macdonalds le chalo . Boy ; haa agar tum mujhe Macdonalds ke spelling suna do to le chalu ga . Girl; kuch

Aise shakhs ko dost rakho jo naiki

Aise Shakhs Ko Dost Rakho Jo Naiki Kar K Bhol Jy.‘Hazrat Abu Bakar R.A’ Maut Ko Hamesha Yad Rakho,Magar Maut Ki Arzo Kabi Na

Tum acha karo aur zamana bura samjhay

tum acha karo aur zamana bura samjhay , yeh tumharay haq mai behter hai bajaye is k tum bura karo aur zamana tum ko

Suno tum rooth jatey ho tu hum

Suno Tum Rooth Jatey Ho Tu Hum pe kia guzarti hai? Na dil main chain hota hai Na jeevan sath hota hai, Na koi

Boy 2 girl kia mai tumhain kiss

Boy 2 Girl: Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hon Girl:Zaleel Kameeny Kuttay Sharam Nahi Aati Tum Ne Ye Baat Kehne Mai 6 Mahinay

Jab yaaden mri yaad kar k roya

Jab Yaaden mri yaad kar k roya karo gay Tum, Na neend aaye ge na soya karo gay Tum, Us waqat mri yaad tumhen

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a

In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate? Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay

Gaoon mey shadi k mokey per 1

GAOON MEY SHADI K MOKEY PER 1 KHATOON PAROSAN SE CHARPAI MAANGNEY GAEE, PAROSAN NE KAHA : HAMARE PAS SIRF 2CHARPAIYAN HEIN, AIK PER

Dulhan suhag raat ko apne dulha se

Dulhan, suhag raat ko apne Dulha se: Itni der se choos rahi hoon lekin aap ka yeh khara nahi ho raha Dulha: Lao isay

Muhabbat kar saktay ho to rab se

Muhabbat kar saktay ho to rab se karo faraz Mitti k khilno se kabi wafa nahi milti

Teacher yeh muhavra poora karo jin k

Teacher: Yeh Muhavra poora karo! ‘Jin k ghar sheeshay k hote hain….’ Student: ‘Wo light Off kar k toilet jate hain…

Nice words lambi ummeedon say door

!!..Nice Words..!! ‘Lambi Ummeedon Say Door Raha Karo, Kyun K Wo Tumhare Paas Mojood Naimaton Ko HaQeer Bana Deti Hain…!

rehman hai wo zat

== REHMAN HAI== * Wo zat jisne tumhain matti se insan banaya. * Wo zat jo tmhre gunahon k bavjod tmhain har roz rizq

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