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Pyar karne k 4 tarike hain

Pyar Karne k 4 Tarike Hain. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Aulaad k liye waldain ka pehgam

‘AULAAD K Liye WALDAIN Ka Pehgam’ Jis Din Tum Hamein Boorha Dehko, Sabar Karna Aur Hamein Samjhne Ki Koshish Karna.. Jab Hum Koi Baat

Aap main aur malaika sherawat kiya fark

Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey? color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom

Har cheez apne waqt par achi lagti

‘Har cheez apne waqt par achi lagti hai, Naiki kamane ka sahi waqt Jawani hai Aur Hum’Naikiyan’ us waqt karte hein jab ‘Buraiyan’ karne

Yeh jo hath me 4 inch ka

Yeh Jo Hath Me 4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne K Liye Nahi Hai Iss Se Msg Send

kapre press karte waqt agar ap

*. .Kapre press karte waqt agar ap shohar k kapre jala do to wo dobara kabhi apko press karne k liye nahi kahe ga

the best sms in my

( The best sms in my inbox) 1st dost : agr mar gia to tm kia kro gay 2nd dost mazak say bola :

Kasrat se durood pak parhna tumhari fiqron

‘Kasrat se Durood pak parhna Tumhari Fiqron ko Door karne k liye kafi ha, or Tumhare Gunahon k liye kafara ha’ (Tirmizi, Jild:4, Page:207)

Main cigarate kabhi nhi pita woh

‘Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita’ Woh to Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota hon to Ghum Bhulane k liye Jab Khush hota hon to Lutf Dobala

4m ik ajanbi pyarlove kya hyjb maa

4m Ik Ajanbi Pyar(Love) Kya Hy.?Jb Maa Matha Choom K Kehti Hy ‘Jitey Raho Beta’Jb BAAP Her Us Waqt Intezar Krta Hy Jub Jub

1glass pani lo us me neem k

1Glass Pani Lo us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo 2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K Thanda Karne

Pathan ye itne saare log football ko

Pathan: Ye itne saare log Football ko laat kyun mar rahe hain?? Admi: Goal karne k liye.. Pathan: Gol hi to hai, Or kitna

1 kunwen main kutta gir gaya kuch

1 Kunwen main Kutta gir gaya. Kuch log Kunwe ko Pak karne k liye Molvi k pass gaey. Molvi ne kaha k 200 Baalti

Shadi karne k bad or mobile

‘SHADI’ karne k bad or ‘MOBILE’ lene k bad 1 hi baat ka afsos hota hai ! Thoray din aur ruk jatay to es

Piyar k 2 andaz hote

Piyar K ( 2 ) Andaz Hote Hain..? 1 . Piyar pana 2 . Piyar karna Piyar pane K Liye Bachi Chahiye ‘ Or

Student ki notebook k last page per

Student Ki Notebook K Last Page Per Kya Mile Ga ?? 1.Love K % Check Karne Wali Game. 2.Pen Ko Chalane K Liye Nikali

Dekho thank u apna time west

DEKHO THANK U APNA TIME WEST KARNE K LIYE

Fantasic friendship line 1 puri zindagi dosti

Fantasic friendship line 1 puri zindagi dosti karne k liye aap jaisa ek dost kafi hai.. lekin apse dosti karne k liye ek zindagi

Ae mare allah har kanjos makhi choos

Ae Mare ALLAH Har Kanjos Makhi Choos Ko Sms Receive Karne K Sath Sath Send Karne Ki Bhi Tofiq Aata Farma (Ameen)

Har cheez apne waqt par achi lagti

Har Cheez Apne Waqt Par Achi Lagti Hy.. Naiki Kamane Ka Sahi Waqt Jawani Hy Or Hum ‘Naikiyan’ Us Waqt Karte Hein Jab ‘Buraiyan’

Hum tu usko impress karne k liye

Hum tu usko impress karne k liye Gunguna rahe thay “Faraz” Wo Qareeb aa k boli, “Teri awaz achi hai tu Kulfiyan becha kar

Jab maa peshani choom k kehti hy

JAB MAA PESHANI CHOOM K KEHTI HY ‘JETAY RAHO BETA’ JAB BAAP HER US WAQT INTEZAR KRTA HY JAB MEY GAR DAIR SE LAUTTA

Zaruri elaan 14 august qareeb hai

ZARURI ELAAN 14 August qareeb hai Apne piyare watan se muhabbat zahir karne k liye green colour k haath wale pankhay khareed lein aur

Train me sex karne k baad bv

Train Me Sex karne k Baad BV Shohar Se Dobara karo Na! Husband: Balance khatam Ho Giya Hy Pass Soye Hoye Musafir Ne Chaddi

1 glass pani lo us me neem

1 Glass Pani Lo Us Me Neem K ped K fool Dalo, 2 hrs K Liye Rakh Do, fir 10Min Garm Karo Thanda Karne

Pyarlove kya hy jub maa peshani

Pyar(Love) Kya Hy.? Jub Maa Peshani Choom K Kehti Hy ‘Jitey Raho Beta’ Jub BAAP Har Us Waqt Intezar Krta Hy Jub Jub Me

1sms gor say parho gareeb admi

(1)Sms gor say parho! {Gareeb admi roti hasil karne k liye dorrta hai Ameer roti hazam karne k liye dorta hai} {Gunah me lzat

hadees kasrt se drood pak

¤ HADEES ¤ ‘Kasrt Se Drood Pak Prhna Tmhari Fikron Ko Door Karne K Lye Kafi Ha, Or Tmhray Gunahon K Lye Kaffara Ha.’

Loose motion theek karne k liye thori

‘Loose motion theek karne k liye thori dair k liye BARF pe beth jaen neeche se thand lagne se motion freez ho k SAKHT

Barbad karne k aur bhi raste the

barbad karne k aur bhi raste the najane use mohabbat ka hi khayal kion aaya

Agar aap ki mere sath larai ho

Agar aap ki mere sath larai ho jaye to aap larai khatam karne k liye kiya karain ge Select one no. 1111 2212 3313

Neend kahan ati hai jise mohabt ki

Neend Kahan Ati Hai Jise Mohabt Ki Aag Lagti Hai * dost * Bas Doston Ko Khush Karne K Liye Good Night Keh detay

Insaan maayos aur pareshan iss liye hota

Insaan Maayos Aur Pareshan Iss Liye Hota Hai Q K Insaan Apne ‘RAB’ KO Razi Karne K Bajaye Logoon KO Razi Karne Main Laga

Har cheez apne waqt par achi lagti

Har Cheez Apne Waqt Par Achi Lagti Hy.. Naiki Kamane Ka Sahi Waqt Jawani Hy Or Hum ‘Naikiyan’ Us Waqt Karte Hein Jab ‘Buraiyan’

Door bell baji biwi ne night dress

Door Bell baji, Biwi ne night dress pehan kar ja k darwaza khola, Shohar k dost ne andar a kar shohar ka pocha. Biwi

har khawahish ko pura karne k

*’* Har Khawahish Ko Pura Karne K lye Kuch Na kuch Khona Parta Hai. *’* Aik Lamhy Ki Nafrat Saal Ha Saal Ki Muhbt

Sms rates year 2001 rs 2

SmS RATES………… Year 2001: Rs 2 Year 2002: Rs 1 Year 2003: Rs 75 Year 2004: Rs 50 Year 2006/07: Free Ab B SmS

Sms karne k fayde 1 mobil ko

SMS karne k fayde 1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta. 2-Timpas hojata hai. 3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega. 4-Contact bana rahega. 5-Apko koi KANJUS

Aey ibne adam tuje kia ho

Aey ibne Adam! Tuje kia ho gaya hai,tu ne apni namazon,duaon aur ibadaton ko sirf pareshani aur museebat k waqt k liye hi rakha

Kitni ajeeb hai nekiyon ki justuju ghalib

Kitni Ajeeb Hai Nekiyon Ki Justuju GHALIB Namaz Bhi Jaldi Main Parte Hain Phir Se Gunah Karne K Liye… Its Real Na? (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´

Match sansani kheez marhaly me dakhil

Match Sansani kheez Marhaly me dakhil pakistan ko jeetney k liye 6 Ran darkaar sirf 1 bol me SamNa karne k liye tayar pakistani