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Un kii berukhii men bhii iltefaat shaamil

un kii beruKhii me.n bhii iltefaat shaamil hai aaj kal merii haalat dekhane ke qaabil hai qatl ho to meraa saa maut ho to

Kal sham tere ghr qayam kiska tha

KaL Sham Tere Ghr Qayam Kiska Tha Na Tha K0i Musafir To Ehtmam Kiska Tha Likh Likh K Ch0mti Rahi Jis Ko RaaT Bhar

Kal tak jo ghabra na saka duniya

Kal Tak jo Ghabra Na Saka Duniya k Sitam se Aaj Wo Kanp Utha Teri Bewafai k Daar se Kal Tak jis ne Aah

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago

Ek ustad lecture k doran behoda guftago karta tha ek din larkion ne tang aa kar plan banaya k ab agar aisa howa tu

Kal tak jo gulaab tere pyaar ko

kal tak jo gulaab tere pyaar ko mehkaya karta tha, aaj wo kisi kitab me dabkar ek adhuri kahani sunata hai, hum to uski

Suhagraat ke agle din simi kal raat

Suhagraat ke agle din Simi:-Kal raat ki hoya? Nikki:- ohna ne meri chunni la ke kili te tang ditti. Simi:-Fer? Nikki:-Fer mera kurta kili

Zindagi ki rahon mein oonch neech hoti

Zindagi ki Rahon mein Oonch neech hoti hay, Faaslay bhi bharty hain Chahatain bhi lut ti hain Rait kay toofano mein …Siskiyan bhi rulti

Uski yadon me doob jata hun khud

uski yadon me doob jata hun. khud ko tanha kbi jo pata hun. qatra qatra wajood se le kr. khwahishon ko lahu piktata hun.

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal

Dil ko gam e hayat gawara hai in dinon

Dil ko gam-e-hayat gawara hai in dinon pahle jo dard tha wahi chara hai in dinon ye dil zara sa dil teri yadon mein

Guzar gaya yeh din apni tmam ronaqen

Guzar gaya yeh din apni tmam ronaqen le ker…! zindagi ne wafa ki to kal phir milen gay.. *~’ Good Night ‘~*

Daita raha faraib koi saadgi k sath

‘Daita, raha faraib koi saadgi k sath. ‘Itna, bara mazaak meri zindagi k saath. ‘Shayad, mili saza es jurm ki mujhay. ‘K, tha mujhay

khushbu to mudaton ki zameen

*. . .Khushbu to mudaton ki zameen doz ho chuki, Ab sirf pattiyun ko hawa main uchaaliye, Sadiyun ka farq parrta hai lamhon k

Kia ap ko pata hai jo kal

kia ap ko pata hai jo kal ki date guzar gai us se allaha ka name parta tha wo aisay k 4 1 11

Hm beti ban kr ayen hain maa

Hm Beti Ban Kr Ayen Hain Maa Baap K Jeevan mai,,, Basera Hoga Kal Hmara Kisi Or K Aangan Mai,,, BYSHUK Ye Reet KHUDA

Pyare sa dil salam hamara raat kaise

Pyare Sa Dil Salam Hamara, Raat Kaise Rahi Yeh Sawal Hamara, Kal Phir Sms Bhejenge Yeh Wada Hamara, Par ABhi ‘Good Morning’ Ka Pyara

1 pathan murgiyon se bola agr

1 PATHAN Murgiyon Se Bola Agr Tum Sab Ne Kal 5,5 Andy Na DiYe To Sab Ka Zulfiqar Mirza K Haathon Wo Haal Krwaonga

Mere hathon main hai mera jaam aakhri

Mere hathon main hai mera jaam aakhri Mere honton pe hai tera naam akhri Meri palkain khuli hain tumhare liye Meri ankhon main hai

Aap se mil k hum kuch badal

aap se mil k hum kuch badal se gaye sher parhney lagey gun gunaney lagey pehley mashoor thi apni sanjeedgi ab to jub dekheye

Kitni mushkil se kati kal ki meri

kitni mushkil se kati kal ki meri raat na pooch dil se nikli hui honton me dabi baat na pooch wo kis adaa se

Jis karwatt letay thay hum tum

Jis karwatt letaY thay hum tum Chaand tumhari peshaani ko choom raha tha dekho Janaa’N …….!! Chaand wahan seY hijrat ker keY Pairo’n tak

Abr malboos e aab tha jaise chaand ko kuch

Ab’r malboos-e-aab tha jaise’ Chaand ko kuch hijaab tha jaise’ Kal achaanak wo yoon mila mujh ko Koi pinhaan jawaab tha jaise’ Safha safha

Lamha koi suhana sath ho na

Lamha Koi Suhana Sath Ho Na Ho Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Koi Bat Ho Na Ho Apki DOSTI Hmesha Is Dil Me Rahegi Chahy

Ik roop k sagar mein nahati rahien

Ik roop k sagar mein nahati rahien Ankhein,, Khuch khuwab mere dil me sajati rahein aankhein,, Yadoon k darechy pe wo deti rahi dastak,,

Karo thanks kal se tabiyat khrab thi

karo ,THANKS Kal se tabiyat khrab thi .ik peer baba ko dekhya,baba g ne kha tum per kangosi ka saya hay kisi bary kngos

Tere milane ko bekal ho gaye hain

tere milane ko bekal ho gaye hai.n magar ye log paagal ho gaye hai.n bahaare.n leke aaye the jahaa.N tum vo ghar sun_saan jangal

Dhal gia aafta saqi la pila

DhaL gia aaftaß ‘SAQI’, La piLa dy sharaß ‘SAQI’, Ya surahi Laga merey monh se, Ya uLta dy naqaaß ‘SAQI’, Mehkna chorr kr kahan

Wo larki bhi ek ajeeb paheli thi

Wo Larki Bhi Ek Ajeeb Paheli Thi Piyase Hont The Ankh Samundar Jaisi Thi Suraj Is Ko Dekh Ke Peela Parta Tha Who Sarma

Kal na phir ye samaa hoga hum

Kal na phir ye samaa hoga, Hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..? Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein, Par bicchde Doston ka

1 kabar ki takhti par likha hua

1 Kabar ki Takhti Par likha hua tha “A Rah-E-Guzar Parh le Fatiha Meray Wastay” “Kal tu Bhi Majboor hoga Is Dua K Wastay”

Yr aik favour chahiye thi kal se

Yr aik favour chahiye thi. kal se mein apne student ko math parhaoun ga 1st year ka. Mjhe plz bs itna bata day k

Jay rab milda natain totyan tay daduan

jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan machian noo, jay Rab milda Rati jagian tay milda kal kalachian noo jay Rab milda lambian

Pathanmujhe rat ko sapny mei kuttay football

PATHAN:Mujhe Rat Ko Sapny Mei Kuttay Football Kheltey Dikhai Dety Hain Dr:Ye Dawai Aj se Kha Lena PATHAN: Kal se Kha Loon? Dr: Q?

Tum asl ho ya khowab kon ho

tum asl ho ya khowab ho tum kon ho? tum meher ho mahtaab ho tum kon ho? jo aankh bhi dekhe tumhen sarsabz ho

Usay kal itna me ne hansaya k

‘Usay’ kal itna me ne hansaya k . . . . . . . . . . . KAMEENI jati hoi MARASI keh gai,

Ajj kal de munde kudiyaan nu kiven

Ajj kal de Munde Kudiyaan nu kiven Propose karde ne, ‘Pipple de chhan hove, Phoolan da rass hove, Je mere vass hove teri maa

Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir

Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo? Srdr:theek he hon gy,subha se kunwen se koi awaz

Aj rat faisle ki ghari he kal

Aj Rat Faisle Ki Ghari He Kal Sab Ki Zindagi Moat Ka Faisla Ho Jaye Ga Mujhe Nahi Malum K Mere Pas Ktna Waqt

Kal jisay chuu nhi sakti thi farishton

Kal jisay chuu nhi sakti thi Farishton ki Nazar aaj wo Ronaq-e-Bazar Nazar aatay hain !!

Kal mujha bahut shock huwajb mri sari

Kal mujha bahut Shock huwa,jb mri sari school ki kitaben kamra me ya song suna rahin thi…faraz? . ! . . . . .

Sardar yar meri biwi pani se

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo

Dil de diya hai jaan bhi tumhe

Dil De diya hai jaan bhi tumhe denge lund bhi fida hai sanm rahoon ki kasam yara chut me ghuse ga mera lund aafat

kal yaum e hijar zard zamanon

*’* Kal Yaum E Hijar, Zard Zamanon Ka Yaum H, *’* Shab Bhar Na Jaag, Muft Men Aankhen Na Lal Kar

Kal raat urh rahe thay parinday hawa

kal raat urh rahe thay parinday hawa k sath,or main udas betha tha apne khuda k sath,ya to kaboolyat ka tarika sikha mujhe,ya mere

Aaj ki raat meray pass raho meri

Aaj Ki Raat Meray Pass Raho Meri Khwahish Ka Ehtraam Karo Kal Subah Hote Hi Chalay Jana Aaj Ki Shaam Meray Naam Karo Aisee

Kitni mushkil se kati kal ki meri

kitni mushkil se kati kal ki meri raat na pooch dil se nikli hui honton me dabi baat na pooch wo kis adaa se

Yadon ka ik jhonka aya ham

Yadon ka ik jhonka aya ham se milna barson baad, Pahlay itna roye nahi the jitna roye barson baad! Lamha lamha ghar ujra ha

Kal halki barish thi kal sard hawa

Kal halki halki barish thi, kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha, Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the, Kal un main app ka aqs

Dheeray se sarakti hai raat us k

Dheeray Se Sarakti Hai Raat Us k Aanchal Ki Tarah Uska Chehra Nazar Aata Hai Jheel Main Kanwal Ki Tarah Ba’ad Muddat Usko Daikha

Aansoo guzar gaya yeh din apni

AANSOO Guzar Gaya YEh Din Apni Tmam Ronaqen Le Kar Zindagi Ne Wafa ki To Kal Phir Milen Gay

Apni andheri qabr ko khud hi roshan

Apni Andheri Qabr Ko Khud Hi Roshan Karne Ki Taiyari Karo Ay Dost aaj Zinda Logon Ko Koi Yaad Nhi Karta To Kal Murdon

Mjhe is se koe gharaz nahi mere

mjhe is se koe gharaz nahi mere robaroo koe aur hey meri khuwahishun k jahan mai meri aarzoo koe aur hey mjhe kal bhi

Pehlay saleeb e dard ki hum say zubaan li

‘Pehlay Saleeb-E-Dard Ki Hum Say Zubaan Li, Phir Us Nay Ja Kay Baat Zamanay Ki Maan Li; Kal Shaam Youn Huwa Kay Hawaon Kay

Ufone paish karta he pehli bar apk

Ufone paish karta he pehli bar apk mobile may nahati hui larki . . . . . . . . . . . .

Wife kitchen se aji sunte ho me

Wife kitchen se: Aji sunte ho me aaj kal bht khobsurat hoti ja rhi hu Hsbnd: Tmse kisne kaha Wife: meri khobsurti dekh k

Apni andheri qabar ko khud hi roshan

Apni Andheri Qabar ko khud hi Roshan karne ki Taiyari kar’. ‘A dost’ ‘Aaj Zinda logon ko koi Yaad nahi karta! To Kal Murdoon

Array kaif kall tou tu rind tha

Array Kaif kall tou tu rind tha meray yaar tujh ko ye kiya hua,,,, Barra mazhabi barra parssa barra deendar hai aaj kal……………

Ik roop k sagar me nahati rahien

Ik roop k sagar me nahati rahien aankhen,, Khuch khuwab mere dil me sajati rahein aankhein,, Yadoon k darechy pe wo deti rahi dastak,,

Phir bachaya hy kisi nadida hasti ny

Phir Bachaya Hy Kisi Nadida Hasti Ny Mujhy, Kiun Hua Kesy Hua Ye Mojza Malum Kerna Hy, Kuch Yaad Hy K Kal Kis Waqt

Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan

Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan tareeqa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Mat raho door apno se k waqt

Mat raho door apno se ,K waqt k fasle par afsos ho jaye, Kal na jane kaise ho mulakat hamari,Ki aap roye lipat kar

Frnd oye tu to doctor ke paas

Frnd: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Sardar: Yaar kal jaaon ga, aaj thori tabiyat kharab hai.

Bhikaari sardar se mujhe khanay ko

Bhikaari sardar se: Mujhe khanay ko kuchh mil sakta hai Sardar: Kal ka saalan kha Lo gay Bhikhaari: Ji haan bilkul Sardar: Chal fair

Aaj kal ki patni ko ye samaj

Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nahi Aata Ke Kya Kare? Kharab Kaamwali Mile Toh Khud Ko Kaam Karna Padta Hai, Agar Achi

Khoobsurat lamhe pal haseen aaj kal

Khoobsurat Lamhe Khoobsurat Pal Haseen Aaj Haseen Kal Chamaktay Din Suhaani Raaten Meethay Jazbay Pyari Baaten Hamesha Ki Hansi Aansoo Kam Boht Si Khushiyan

Naya dard ek dil main jagaker chala

Naya dard ek dil main jagaker chala gaya kal pher wo mery sher main Aa ker chala gaya Jese dhondti rahi main logon ki

Bhir main ik ajnabi ka samana acha

Bhir main ik ajnabi ka samana acha laga sab se chup kar vo kisi ka dekhna acha laga surmai ankhon k niche phul se

Kahan ho tum aaj kal kidhar hotay

Kahan Ho Tum Aaj Kal Kidhar Hotay Ho Pehle To Har Saal Aate Thay Aour Aawaz Dete Thhay (,’)/’ /) / [‘]/ _Gram Aandaaaaaaayy:reply

Ik roop k sagar mein nahati rahien

Ik roop k sagar mein nahati rahien Ankhein,, Khuch khuwab mere dil me sajati rahein aankhein,, Yadoon k darechy pe wo deti rahi dastak,,

Paishkash itne ache mausam mein

Paishkash. .* Itne Ache Mausam Mein, Roothna Nahin Acha, Haar Jeet Ki Baaten, Kal Pe Hum Uthaa Rakhen, Aaj Dosti Kar Len. . .*

Jaun pay jis pari ka tha awwal e shoq

Jaun pay jis Pari ka tha Awwal-e-Shoq say asar.. Kal Dil-e-Shab main wo Pari usko Uda k lay gai ..

Upcoming horror movies exam ka khauf

Upcoming Horror Movies. + Exam ka Khauf, + Tarapta Student, + Shaitani Books, + Result Wala Jin, + Neend ki Mout, + Pyasa Examiner,

Teacher main teri maa hoti tou tujhy

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti … Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar

Kyon banati ho tum ret ke mahal

Kyon Banati ho tum ret ke mahal, Jise khud hi tod dalogi tum Aaj kehti ho is dijlale se pyar hai tumhe, Kal to

Kbhi mehraban tha to kabhi anjaan tha

Kbhi mehraban tha to kabhi anjaan tha, Mera weham tha ya wo mera gumaan tha, Day kr zakham wo marham rakhta tha, Ban raha

Jo phisla mere hath se wo pal

Jo phisla mere hath se wo pal nhi mila Mera guzra hua kal mujy wapas nhi mila, Logon se bhari duniya men dhunda boht

Gud nite guys aey halat e khamoshi

GUD NITE GUYS Aey Halat-e- khamoshi mein doobi raat Alvida ,, Agar zinda rahe to kal dekhen gy tery arooj e aftaab ka ik

Anewala kal tumhara hai tumharatha hi rhega

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai.. TumharaTha.. Tumhara Hi Rhega.. Us Pr Tumhara Hi Haq Hai.. SochoKyon? . . . Kyuki Kal 1st APRIL Hai.. HAPPY

Main nae kal shab chahaton ki sab

Main nae kal shab chahaton ki sab kitabain phar den, Srf ek kagaz pae likha MAA rahne diya…..

Bay qarar mausam may yaad k jharokon

Bay qarar mausam may Yaad k jharoko`n say Phir Tum hi sy milnay ki Dil may kitni khawahish hai Jo udaas rakhti hai Aaj

Marne se bhi pahle mar gaye the

Marne se bhi pahle mar gaye the Jeene se kuchh aise dar gaye the Raste me jahaaN talak diyay the Saare mere hum-safar gaye

kyun mohabbat ka kaam kaaj kiya

‘ Kyun mohabbat ka kaam kaaj kiya.. ‘ Apna dushman yunhi samaaj kiya.. ‘ Tu ne so baar dil ko torh diya.. ‘ Hum

T0ot kr chahne wale aaj b tujhe

T0ot kr chahne wale aaj b tujhe chahten ay… /Marry/ ye 0r bat hai tujhe ehsas na kal tha na aaj hai…/A/

Khoob sawaal poochtey hain bacchey har ek

khoob sawaal poochtey hain bacchey har ek cheez ke baare mein har ek baat ke baare mein dheron sawaal. bacchon ke paas sawaalon ki

Wife apne pathan husband se kya

Wife Apne Pathan Husband Se: Kya Kal Raat Aap Ne SAATHI Charhaya Tha? Pathan: Nahi Nahi.. Kal Raat To Hum Akela Hi Charha Tha.

ghazal khat likh raha hoon

* ^..GHAZAL..^ Khat likh raha hoon ehd e mohabat ko torr kar….! Kagaz pe aansu’on ki jagha chorr chorr kar….! Tu fikar mand q

Chaahhat ka rung tha na wafa ki

Chaahhat Ka Rung Tha Na Wafa Ki Lakeer Thii Qaatil Ke Haath Main Too Hina Ki Lakeer thii Khush Hoon Ke Waqt-e-Qatal Mera rung

Barsaat aaa bhi chuki too ne

Barsaat Aaa Bhi Chuki Too ne aik roz kaha tha mujh se Door tujh se ma agar ho jaaoon Jaal duniya ka hai rangeen

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke

Kal raat ik mahfil hoe main baat

Kal Raat Ik Mahfil Hoe Mahfil Main Ik Baat Hoe Ik Chand Mujhay Nazar Aaya Bas Ankhon Say Molaqat Hoe Es Chand Ki Naram

Utha kar tor dala aiena husne rukabat

Utha kar tor dala aiena husne rukabat se, Wo kal is par bigar bethe k ham sa dusra kyon ho,

Husbnd aaj kya pakaogi wife jo ap

Husbnd: aaj kya pakaogi? Wife: jo ap kahen … Husbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife: abi kal to pakae thay Hsbnd: acha sabzi bna

Bhout hi mudat k baad kal jab

Bhout hi mudat k baad kal jab Kitab e mazi ko mein nay khula Bhout say chahray nazer mein utray Bhout say namoon pey

Jo shaks apni jaib kharch se apne

‘Jo shaks apni jaib kharch se apne dost ki DAWAT krta hai kamyabi hmesha us k kdam chomti h |'(‘:’) | ‘..( kal |

Kal agr mai mr b jaun

Kal agr mai mr b jaun to ay dost’ Mere marne ka Gum na krna, Aansu be na bahana, Mera Janaza b na uthaana

Huzoor alehis salam apni viladat ki khushi

Huzoor (Alehis Salam) apni viladat ki khushi me youme viladat wale din yani her Peer ko roza rakhte or farmate k me ALLAH ka

Kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha

kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha, Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the, Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha, kal badal gehray

Apna andaz zamanay se juda rakha hai

Apna Andaz Zamanay Se Juda Rakha Hai Dil Ko Paband-e-Wafa Hum NE Bana Rakha Hai Kash Basti Me Koi Adal Ka Hami Utray hm

Is duniyaa men sab hain akele

is duniyaa me.n sab hai.n akele koii kisii kaa nahii.n kaisii mohabbat kasii vafaaye.n kaise pyaar ke sapane aaj Khayaalo.n me.n bhii nahii.n hai.n

Kal jo hua hai dafatan us se

kal jo hua hai daf?atan us se mera mukaalma khoobiy-e-ikhtisaar ka tajruba kuchh “unique” hai main ne kaha ke “Bazm-e-Naaz” us ne kaha ke

1 pagal khali paper ko bar choom

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha: Dusra Pagal: ye kya hai 1 Pagal: Love letter hay. Dusra Pagal:Magar ye tu

Salesman paa g cockroach k liey powder

‘Salesman: Paa g cockroach k liey powder le lo Sardar: Na g na, cockroach nu inna v free ni karna, aj powder le ditta

Fitanaa phir aaj uthaane ko hai sar

fitanaa phir aaj uThaane ko hai sar lagataa hai Khuun hii Khuun mujhe rang-e-sahar lagataa hai maan luu.N kaise ki mai.n aib saraapaa huu.N

We want peace in karachi

We want peace in Karachi.. * Aaj nhe Bolo gay . . . . . . To Kal Bori me Miloge* . . .

Yaro kal rati tussi maray kolon mafian

Yaro, kal rati tussi maray kolon mafian mang mang k mang mang k tang kar chadya eay… Banda pehlay ee puthay Kam na Karay….

Aik kabristan kay bahir likha tha

Aik Kabristan Kay Bahir Likha Tha: Kabhi Hum Aisay Thay Jaisay Tum Ho Aur Kal Tum Aisay Ho Gay Jaisay Aj Hum Hain think

Kal raath main beth kar ye sochta

kal raath main beth kar ye sochta raha wasi… 2010 main mujhse ek bachi b nahi phasiiii?? :-O (‘O’) /[ ]oohhhh…. ye kia hua???

Bus aa jao kahin wo mile

BUS AA JAO Kahin wo mile to usay kehna K aa jao, aa jao k koi shiddat se,Barri muddat se, Barri muhabat se Tmhara

Khuda tu mohabbat ka naam kuchh aur

khuda tu mohabbat ka naam kuchh aur rakh de maaseeha‘e‘nafrat rakh ya deewana‘e‘nafrat rakh de E qalam aaj tu bhi fizaaon ke saath khel

Ab ke ham bichhare to shaayad kabhii

ab ke ham bichhare to shaayad kabhii Khvaabon main milain jis tarah suukhe hue phuul kitaabon main milain dhondh ujare hue logon main vafaa

Discussion bw 2 persons 1980 x yar

Discussion b/w 2 persons 1980 X: yar ye light kub jati he Y: pata nai, mere khyal me sal me aik bar 2001 X:

Kal shab kisi ke geet ne aisa

Kal shab kisi ke geet ne aisa maza diya Sood-o-ziyaan ke fikr ko dil se bhula diya Jazbaat ban gaye mere sargum ke saat

Married couple ki sb se bri difficulty

married couple ki sb se bri difficulty. . .!!! Hsbnd: aj kia pkaogi Wife: jo ap kahen Hsbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife: abi

Kal halki barish thi kal sard hawa

Kal halki halki barish thi, kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha, Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the, Kal un main app ka aqs

Aaj tera aae kal sada nafrat na

aaj tera aae kal aae sada nafrat na tu karya kar chedaya hato baaz marwa de raab sone tu darye kar

Yaad teri jab bhi aai wafa roti

Yaad teri jab bhi aai wafa roti rahi aankh se barsa wo baadal k intaha hoti rahi Kal najanay kya sitam tuta teri yaad

Aaj dear kal yar parso pyar phir iqrar phir intezar phir takrar phir darar

Aaj-Dear Kal-Yar Parso-Pyar Phir-Iqrar Phir-Intezar Phir-Takrar Phir-Darar Saari Mehnat Bekar BACHi Kisi Or k Sath Frar (‘,’)/ /|/ Shit Yar! /__

Quraan ki tilawat kya kro beshak apne

Quraan ki tilawat Kya Kro Beshak Quraan Apne Parhne Walon Ki Qayamat K Din Sufarish Kary Ga, Aj Amal Hy Hisab Nhi, Kal Hisab

Mere her pal tumhare naam mein

‘Mere Her Pal ‘Tumhare Naam’ ‘Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon Mein Is Jeevan Ka Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon

Rabba dukh na dena mere dost komujhe

RABBA dukh na dena mere DOST ko,Mujhe chahay SUKH ka pahaar dede… Ghoome new CYCLE pe DOST mera!,Mujhe bhalay hi purani si MERCEDES CAR

Kahin wo miley tou usy kehna k

Kahin wo miley tou usy kehna k loat ao kisi ki batain, Kisi ki yaadain, kisi ki raatain tum bin bohat adhuri hain, Lot

Sunhari dhup barsat ke bad thodi si

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke

Ek umar beet chali hai tujhy chahty

Ek umar beet chali Hai Tujhy chahty hoay . ‘Faraz’ Aur Tu aaj b Be-khabar ha Kal ki Tarah..!

Judai ki kasak liye teri yaad

Judai Ki Kasak Liye Teri Yaad Se Jura Aansoo Har Shab Meri Aankh Se Tapka Hy Guzry Kal Ki Terha Aaj Ka Din Bhi

Aaj kal ki larkiyanbuhat roti haindostokyon kaymain

Aaj kal ki LarkiyanBuhat Roti HainDosto…!!! Kyon Kay… Main UnhainLift He Nahi Karata Hon..

wo hijar ki rat ka sitara

*’* Wo Hijar Ki Rat Ka Sitara Woh Ham Nafas Ham Sukhan Hamara, *’* Sada Rahy Us Ka Naam Pyara Suna Hai Kal Rat

Tumhari duniya me ji rahe hai hum

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