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Na tujhe chorr sakte hain tere ho

Na Tujhe Chorr Sakte Hain Tere Ho Bhi Nahi Sakte Yeh Kaisi Bebasi Hai Aaj Hum Ro Bhi Nahi Sakte Yeh Kaisa Dard Hai

Murga murgi se i love u jaan

Murga Murgi se: I love u jaan, Main tumhara liye kuch be kar sakta hoon.. Murgi: Haye sachi Murga: Haan Murgi: Chalo pir tumary

Tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu

tery jabeen pe likha tha ke tu bhula de ga so main bhi bhaanp gaya tha ke tu bhula dayga har ik shaks se

Height of double meaning a dad

‘Height of double meaning A Dad Went To School To Get Son’s Report Card, Busy Madam To Dad, ‘Abhi Nahi De Sakti.’ Dad,’Chalain Aap

Sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se

sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do! Sardar cycle rokte hue, chal peeche

Jub hazoor saw k visaal ka waqt

Jub Hazoor S.A.W k visaal ka waqt qareb aya to AP S.A.W ne Hazrat Izrail A.S se pocha ‘kya meri umat ko b mout

Kaha tha tum saymera intezaar na karna

Kaha tha tum say…mera intezaar na karna dunya chahey jo kahey tum aitebar na karna Aisa ho chuka hai kayee bar pehlay bhi ab

Aaj ke baad tum mujhe call mat

Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana, Na Sms Karana, Baat Bhi Mat Karana, Milane Ki Koshish To Bhul Se Bhi Mat Karana,

Meri guriya apney baba say kehti hai

mEri GuriyA apney BAbA say kehti hai? Mera SheeShe Ka Wo GuLdaan TooTa ‘MAIN NAHI ROI’ Meri Gurhion Ka Wo Samaan TooTa ‘MAIN ROI

aakiri waar kali ko

*. .Aakiri Waar. .* Kali Ko Pakeezgi Ka Joban Kaha Kisi Ne Toh Khud Farebi Ke Khol Meh Yun Semat gahi Woh Ke Phool

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. 2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.

Na tujhe chorr sakte hain tere ho

Na tujhe chorr sakte hain tere ho bhi nahi sakte Yeh kaisi bebasi hai aaj hum ro bhi nahi sakte Yeh kaisa dard hai

Manao jashan k kabay mai aa rahay

Manao jashan k kabay mai aa rahay hain ALI (a.s), Khuda k ghar k muqadar jaga rahay hai ALI (a.s), Diwar-e-kaba ne hans kr

Molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the

molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the ek molvi sahb ne kaha k jaha koi larki nazar aye to astagfirullah prho! achank ek molvi

Ek din zindagi ne mjh se pucha

ek din zindagi ne mjh se pucha k tum apne dost ka saath kab tak dena chahtay ho to maine aik aansu sumandar main

35 saal ki lady balcony se neeche

35 Saal ki Lady Balcony Se Neeche Kachre ke dibbe me giri. . . . . . Ya Dekh Kay Pathan Nay Kaha Husband

Love story ek din ek larke

*Love Story* Ek din ek larke se uski girlfrnd ne pucha k hum dono me se zyada pyar kon krta hy Ek dosre se?

Sad story baap ne bete ki talashi

‘SAD STORY’ Baap ne Bete ki Talashi li, . Jaib se Gutka, Cigrette, Katrina kaif ki Tasaweer or Girls k Numbers nikle, . Bap

Binaa juurm o khataa khood ko koi aisi sazaa

Binaa Juurm-o-Khataa khood ko Koi aisi sazaa dena. Bohut mushkil hay meri jan tumhe yaksar bhula dena.. Mere Maolaa agar tu ne Doobaara Zindagai

Shadi ki 14th anniversary pe husband gehri

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch me tha. Wife: Kya soch rahay ho? Husband: Yad hy, Jub tumharay abu ne date pe

1937 me pahli bar hindustan congress hukumat

1937 Me Pahli Bar Hindustan Me Congress Hukumat Bani. Mahatma Gandhi ne Congressi wazeeron ko sadgi wali zindagi guzarne ka mushwara dete huwe kaha.

Texi drivr kaha jana ha bangali bol dia

Texi Drivr: kaha jana ha Bangali: BOL-DIA Taxi Drivr: Kb bola Bangali: bol dya ni BOL-DIA jana ha Taxi Drivr: abe kb bola Bangali:

Jub mei ne us se kaha ke

Jub mei ne us se kaha ke ye duniya wale hamari shadi nahe honay denge FARAZ . . . . To kambakht bolti hai

Wahi barishon ka mousam sardiyon ke shamay

Wahi Barishon Ka Mousam, Wahi Sardiyon Ke Shamay Wahi DiL Ruba Morr Murti Sarkay Wahi Pur Sakoon Jaga Hai Hai Faraq Bas Zara Sa

Tum ne jaate huye halkey se

Tum ne jaate huye Halkey se dheemay se andaaz main ye kaha ‘BOHAT YAAD AAO GI’ Mai ne aik umer Is aik jumlay ko

Kia kaha qaasid tou ne zara

Kia Kaha Qaasid tou ne , Zara phir kehna ¤¤¤ Un ki Aankhain ¤ Mera Zikar ~ Aur Or Aans0o ?…….ja

Ye jo dard hy ishq ka

‘Ye jo Dard Hy IshQ ka.. ‘Mujhe is se koi Gila Nhi.. ‘Ye to Zindagi ka usul hy.. ‘Kabhi Apna koi hua Nhi.. ‘Ye

1bazurg ne kutey ko kaha tu bohot

1.bazurg ne kutey ko kaha tu bohot wafadar hy par tujh me3.khamian hain. 1.Tu diwar pr peshab krta hy 2.Tu fakeer per bhonkta hy

Raat ka akhri pehar hai mujh

Raat Ka Akhri Pehar Hai.. Mujh sE Chaand nE Kaha.. HuMnasheen.. ‘ALWiDA’ Mujh Ko neend Aa Rahi hai.. Kal Milen Ge isi Jagah Mein

Swal kiya gya k 4 ko 5

Swal Kiya Gya K 4 ko 5 K bech likh kr dikhao. Chinese ne kaha: Joke! Japan: Impossible! USA:Wrong question! India:foolish question! Uk: not

Teen sardar party menanay k liyegaeaur bad

teen Sardar party menanay k liye…gae…..aur bad mein yad aya k pepsi lana bhol gaye…ab un mein se aik chotay sardar ko uno nay

Mein ne poocha kesey ho badley

Mein ne Poocha kesey ho Badley Ho ya wesey ho Roop wohi, Andaaz wohi ya phir is mein koi kami Hijr ka kuch ehsaas

Son parosi ki larki ko english nhi

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nhi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha ‘Give Me Sweet Kiss’ To Osne 2 Thappar Mar

Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan

dost pathan se: April fool manaya??? Pathan: han Dost: kis k sath…??? Pathan: apni BV k sath. dost: wo kaisy??? pathan: ham ne apni

1 masjid me ilaan hua k bacha

1 masjid me ilaan hua k 1 bacha mila hai. Jin ka hai aa k le jain….. 1 pathan aya aur kaha k bhai

Uski aankhon may koi dukh basa hai

Uski aankhon may koi dukh basa hai shayad, ya mujy khud he veham sa howa hai shayad, main ny pocha k bhol gaye ho

Jo bisate jaan ulat gaya rastay say

Jo Bisate Jaan Ulat Gaya Jo Rastay Say Palat Gaya Usay Roknay Say Kiya Husool Usay Mat Bula Usay Bhool Ja Malli…… Meray Naseeb

Jung e sifeen men maula kainaat imam

Jung e Sifeen Men MauLa e Kainaat Imam ALi_as Ne Khaime Men Bethe Huye Muawiya Ko LaLkaar Kr Frmaya Ay Muawiya Hazaron Logon Ka

Na janay khbsrat kis qadar tha wh

Na janay Khøøbsørat kis Qadar Tha wøh ALI ZADA Farishtay dekhny Aatay they us Ehsan Namazi Kø, Jahan pe QASIM Ø AKBAR SAJJAD jese

Kotri train me mawali bola nashe

kotri ‘train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um utare gi, so jao’ mawali: ‘hm mana kre, saman

Eid ki khushiu se mulk me pyar

Eid ki khushiu se mulk me pyar bhar 2,,,, Bhool Jao Nafratain, Jhagray khtm kr 2,,, Ae dosto mjhe tum bs itna btao k

Wo jazboon ki tijart thi ye

‘Wo jazboon ki tijart thi ‘Ye Dil kuch aur samjha tha ‘Use hansne ki adat thi ‘Ye Dil kuch aur samjha tha ‘Mujhe us

Wo jo dawe dar hai shaher main k

Wo Jo Dawe-Dar hai Shaher main K Mein sb ka Nabz-Shanas hun, Kbi Muj se to aa k Puchta k Mein kis k Gham

Hum teri yaad k pinjray main qaid

Hum teri yaad k Pinjray main Qaid Panchi…. Urna chahain b to ye soch k ur nai patay, Bahir Tanhai ki Hawa hogi, Be’Reham

Poet by zakra sada tania zehra

POET BY Zakra Sada Tania Zehra, BABA Se Juda Ho Kar Qaza Kar Gae SAKINA, Dam e Akhir Tak Na Chora RONA Jo WADA

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do, Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,

Wo keh ke chalay itni mulaqat bohot

Wo Keh Ke Chalay Itni Mulaqat Bohot Hay Maine Kaha Ruk Jao Abhi Raat Bohot Hay Aansoo Mere Thum Jayein To Phir Shoq Say

Dafan hain us k ghar sath qabristan

Dafan hain us k ghar k sath qabristan mein, magar phr bi wo rota hy Khud hi to kaha karta tha k bana lo

Kh0ob tmne kaha k mehshar me mlenge

Kh0ob tm’ne kaha k mehshar me mlenge._._._._!! Es qadar bheer me h0ti he mulaqat kahan…!!

Mangi thi mai tujh se faqak zindagi

Mangi thi mai tujh se faqak zindagi ki bheek AS Ye kb kaha tha mujhe musalsl azaab day do

aik aalu ne bhindi k number

*’* Aik Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe Love U Ka Mesg Bheja, Bhindi Ne Usy Phone Kr K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli,

Aik angrez pakistan aya urdu seekhne jab

Aik angrez pakistan aya urdu seekhne jab janay laga to logo ne pucha k aap ne pakistan mai kya bolna seekha.. Angrez ne kaha..

Wo aaj be sardi me mar rahi

Wo Aaj be sardi me mar rahi hay, ” FARAZ ” “kisi ne Aik bar usy kaha tha, “Tum sweter k bina katrina kaif

Main wohi hon jise tum dost kaha

Main Wohi Hon Jise Tum Dost Kaha Karte Thy, Din Main So Baar Mera Naam Liya Karte Thy, Aaj Kya Baat Ha Q Mujse

Lazim sa mujh pe ho gaya paon

lazim sa mujh pe ho gaya paon ko choomna Faraz Us ne kaha jo mujh se k kaanta nikaal do..

1larki boht make up kia karti thi

.:1larki boht make up kia karti thi uski maa usy kehti thi: beti itna make up mat kia kar? Shadi k baad tum pe

Hum aaj hain soch main doobe hue

Hum Aaj Hain Soch Main Doobe Hue ‘ MOHSIN ‘ Khud Se Kabhi Duniya Se Hain Roothe Hue ‘ MOHSIN ‘ Deney K Liye

Har baar na kaha kr k tujay

Har baar na kaha kr k tujay chor den gey hum,FARAZ Na hum itnay Aam hein,na ye tere bus ki baat he

Hazrat jibrael ne huzoor e pak saw se kaha

Hazrat Jibrael Ne Huzoor-e-Pak (S.A.W) Se Kaha: Aap K Baad May 10 Bar Aaonga, Aur 10 Cheezain DUNYA Se Le Jaonga; 1. NAMAZ Ka

prof agr train north sey

*. . .Prof: agr train north sey 300 km ki speed sey chaley or hawa (air) ki speed south sey 500 km ho tou

Chand ne mjhse kaha tere sare

‘CHAND’ ne mjhse kaha ‘Tere sare dost Kanjoos Nalaiq Gareeb hain, maine usey ghusse se ghoora or kaha teri Himmat kese hui . .

Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana acha banati hoon. Malikan: Kon kehta hai? Nokrani: Sahib.

Main sar k bul gira tha gunahon

Main Sar K Bul Gira Tha Gunahon K Bojh Se Dunya Smajh Rahi Thi K Sajdy M Para Hy Sajdy M Jb Gaya To

Apne wajood se mehfil me roshni paida

Apne wajood se mehfil me roshni paida kardo Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga usko tum pakka kardo Itna asaan nahi hai is cheez ka

Dil ne kaha dost ko msg karo

Dil ne kaha DOST ko msg karo! Phir socha k dil to ‘PAGAL’ hai phir socha dil pagal hai to kya huwa Dost konsa

14 feb ko hum tumhe kahi

14 Feb ko hum tumhe kahi lekar jayenge. Batao Kaha? . . . . . . Are socho! . . . . . .

Samandar nay kaha mohabbat samandar key gehraiyo

‘Samandar’ nay kaha, Mohabbat samandar key gehraiyo may chupie hoe eik seepe hai.. Jiss me chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai. ‘Baadal’ nay kaha,

Ek larki chori k case mein pakri

Ek Larki chori k case mein pakri gayi,,, Raat ko police wala,,, chalo sahab nay statement lena hai.. Sahab ne larki say sex kiya,,

Dil e nadan ko samjhao muhabbat zakham deti hai

Dil-E-Nadan Ko Samjhao Muhabbat Zakham Deti Hai Tum Apni Zid Se Baaz Ajao Muhabbat Zakham Deti Hai Muhabbat Ka Aghaz Karne Per Tumhe Humne

Subhaki kiranboli uthodaikho kya nazarahai meine

”SUBHA”Ki ”KIRAN”Boli, Utho,Daikho kya ‘NAZARA’Hai. Meine kaha: ”RUKO” Pehle”SMS”to Kr loun Uss”dost”ko Jo Subha Se B”PYARA”Hai. *Good Morning*

1 aadmi kony me ro raha tha

1 aadmi 1 kony me ro raha tha Kisi ne us se waja pochi, us ne kaha, Mera 1 beta tha mene use parhaya

Na jane kyun galle se lipat ke

na jane kyun galle se lipat ke rone laga jab barson bahad mile hum, jate hway jis ne kaha tha tum jese lakhon milen

Class teacher ne students ko my class

Class teacher ne students ko ‘MY CLASS TEACHER’ Par essay likhne ko kaha. Thori dair baad 1 student ne uth kar pucha Miss CHIKNI

Thukra ke usne mujhko kaha ki muskuraao

Thukra ke usne mujhko, kaha ki muskuraao! Maine has diya, aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha. Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,

Iblees ka wahabi se sawal

IBLEES ka WAHABI se Sawal. . . . . ! Mein Bi Toheedi Tha, Tu Bi Toheedi Hai,, Mein Bi Namazain Bohat Parrhta Tha,

Kuch log sitam karney ko tayyar bethey

kuch log sitam karney ko tayyar bethey hai kuch log magar hum pe dil haar bethey hai Is kashmakash may hum se pehchaaney nahi

Tabiyat theek nahi thi eik baba ko

Tabiyat theek nahi thi, Eik BABA ko dikhaya. BABA ne kaha tum per CHURAIL ka saya hai,Kisi BHOOT ko msg karo theek ho jao

Jalebi ko female dish kyun kaha jata

Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai? . . . . . . . . . Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho

1 pathan ne apni honay wali biwi

1 Pathan ne apni honay wali biwi se kaha :Tumhe engagment pr kya doun Larki Mujhe 1 ring de dena Pathan Mobile pr ya

Maine kaha suno aey mere humnawa

maine kaha suno! aey mere humnawa Mohabbat ki koi hadd nahi hoti Jo haddon me reh kar ki jaaye wo Mohabbat nahi hoti’ ?’

Safar e jindagi main kitno ko dost keh

SAFAR-E JINDAGI MAIN KITNO KO DOST KEH JANA HAI, DOSTI PYAR HAI , JINDAGI HAI, IBADAT HAI, AAPKO KAHA HI NAHI DIL SE MANA

1 bacaha washroom main pepsi use kar

1 BACAHA WASHROOM MAIN PEPSI USE KAR RAHA THA, PATHAN: OYE BACHA YE KYA KARTI TUM. BACHA:KIS NY KAHA THA K PEPSI PAR 5

Yun to ghum sub ki zindagi men

Yun To Ghum Sub Ki Zindagi Men Hai, Zabt Lekin Kisi Kisi Men Hai, Us Ne Sun Kar Ghazal Kaha Meri, Kitna Dard Teri

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki

Sardar ne aik raha chalti ajnabi larki se kaha: Aap ne Pehchana muj ko? Lrki: Nai Sardar: Me wohi hun jis ko aap ne

pathan sham ka waqt ghar

*. . .pathan sham ka waqt ghar per murgha bana huwa tha, BAap: herani sa, beta tum murgha kyu bane hoe ho, pathan: AbBa

Na gila kiya khafa hoae you

na gila kiya na khafa hoae you hi raste me juda hoae na wo bewafa tha na main bewafa jo guzar so guzar gya

Badshah mahmood ghaznawi ne apne ghulam ayaz

Badshah Mahmood Ghaznawi ne apne ghulam Ayaz ko 1 Angoothi di aur kaha k is per 1 aisa sentence likho jisko main agar khushi

Ek pehlwan qartab dikha raha tha to

Ek Pehlwan Qartab Dikha Raha tha To Us Nay Ek Nimboon liya Or Us Say Poora Glass Bhardiya Sab Loag Dekh Kar Heraan Hogaye,

Na ganwao naavak e neem kash dil e reza reza ganwa diya

Na GaNwao Naavak-E-Neem-Kash, Dil-E-Reza Reza GaNwa Diya Jo Bachay Hain Sang SameT Lo, Tan-E-Daagh Daagh LuTa Diya Mere Chaar?Gar Ko Naved Ho, Saf-E-DushmanaaN Ko

Bacha school se akar ammi say bola

Bacha School Se Akar Ammi Say Bola: Ammi Aj Main School Ground Main Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha Ammi Khush Hokar: Woh Kese Mere

1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum

1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya Bed se utar tay hi us nay apne husband ko tapar mara or kaha Maine kaha

1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice

1 sheikh ne apni new car ofice k bahir roki, abi usny drwaza khola tha k 1 truck ne tkr mari 0r drwaza durr

ek din hamare ansoo hum

*. . .Ek din hamare ansoo hum se pooch bethe, ‘Humain roz roz kyun bulate ho?’ hum ne kaha ‘Hum naam-e-Hussain lete hain, Tum

An kahi k lehje may kya nahi

An kahi k lehje may. Kya nahi kaha Hum ne. An suni k parde may. Kya nahi suna tum ne. Raaz jo nahi khulta,

Shah jahan ne kaha taj mehal dekh

Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar, Her khirki, Her darwaza dekh kar, Her kamra, Her dhaalaan dekh kar. . . Maan kasam!

Meanings of naraehaidary yaaaa ay ismehazir k

Meanings oF, Nara,e,Haidary….! Yaaaa (ay/ ism_e_hazir k liay) Ali (Ali) madad (hath btao/kam aao/wasela,bn0/e.t.c) yh kb kaha?? Hint: (Khaiber/khndaq/hunain/ohad/e.t.c more than 70times) suno Broad

Main wohi hun jise tum dost kaha

Main wohi hun jise tum dost kaha kartey the din main sau bar mera naam liya kartey the aaj kaya baat hai kiun muj

Main wohi hoon jisay tum dost kaha

MAIN WOHI HOON JISAY TUM DOST KAHA KARTAY THAY. DIN MAIN 100 BAR MAIRA NAAM LIYA KARTAY THAY. AAG KYA BAAT HAY KYOUN MUJHSAY

Is sms ko pory din k

is sms ko pory ….. din k baad parhna – – ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo ary kaha na nahin parhna…………….. acha chalo

Teacher 1 haath mein kitni unglian

Teacher : 1 Haath mein kitni unglian hoti hain? BOYs: 6 GIRLs: 4 Teacher: Tum logo ko kitni bar kaha hai k neekar mein

Ye dil mera jo bohat beqaraar rehta

Ye dil mera jo bohat beqaraar rehta hai na jaane kiska isay intezaar rehta hai Wo duur ho ke bhi rehta hai saat-saat meray

Baray anjaan mousam main bohot berang lamhon

baray anjaan mousam main bohot berang lamhon main, bina aahat bina dastak bohot masoom sa sapna utar aaya hay aankho main bina soochey bina

Kici ne kaha muj se tery hath

kici ne kaha muj se tery hath me us ko pane ki lakeer nahi to cheer dea hath ko 1 lakeer banane k leay

Jaleebi ko female dish kyun kaha jata

Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai? . ? .J . a . w ? a b. Chahiye jald..-??

Kaha us ne bhrosa dil py itna

Kaha us ne bhrosa dil py itna nhin karty Kaha mene Muhabbat mn socha nhin karty Kaha us ne boht khosh rang dunia kay

Jatay usne plat kar mujhse kuch youn

Jatay Jatay Usne Plat Kar Mujhse Kuch Youn Kaha DOST Tum Hame Bhol Jao Hum Tum se Pyar Sikhnay Aey Thay ~~~~~ Kisi Or

Santa office se ghar aya to dekha

Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan

Aao shehedon sair karein tumko pakistan ki

Aao Shehedon Sair Karein Tumko Pakistan Ki Jisky Khatir Tumny Lakhon Janey Qurban Ki Na Nabi Ka Farman Na Laaj Rakhi Rehman Ki Khud

Read this sms after 3 days

Read this SMS after 3 days – – – – – ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo ary kaha na nahin parhna acha chalo

Bethay ho ab tanha hajum e khalqat mein

Bethay ho ab Tanha Hajum-e-khalqat mein Kaha tha na Mohabbat ki adaa Niraali hoti hai.

Ek khawabo ka mahel humne bhi sajaya

ek khawabo ka mahel humne bhi sajaya tha ek chota sa ghar humne bhi banaya tha aangan mein do kaliya sundar bhaag ko mehkayegi

Hounto pe hunsi dekh li dil k

Hounto Pe Hunsi Dekh Li Dil k Ander Nahe Dekha, Aap Ne Mere Gahmoo ka Samounder Nahe Dekha, Kitne khoub Sourat H ye Duniya

Kitna kaha tha usse ki daaman samet

Kitna kaha tha usse ki daaman samet le…. Ab woh bhi mere saath pareshaniyon mein hai..

Aik khan ka khota gum ho gyana

Aik khan ka khota gum ho gya,Na milne pr wo darakht pr char k beth gya. Itifaq seNechy 1 lrki or lrka a kr

Us din se me badal gaya jab

Us Din se ME Badal Gaya Jab Tanhai ne Muskura kar kaha .. Tum tu Mujh se bhi Ziayda ‘Tanha’ Lagte Ho .. !!

Sorry apki nend distrab ki lekin

Sorry Apki Nend Distrab Ki, Lekin Kia kron Abi Abi ALLAMA IQBAL Mere Khwab Me Aye Aur Kaha, Soi Hui Qaum ko Jaga 2

Dukh paraya ho ya apna nahi dekha

Dukh Paraya ho Ya Apna Nahi Dekha Jata, Rony Wala koi Chera Nahi Dekha Jata, Sochna Parta hai So Baar Magr Jab ho Jaye,

2 buchy examinatin hall my bethey they

2 buchy examinatin hall my bethey they examiner bht strict tha cheating nhn karne de rha tha ek buchey ne chit likh k examiner

Sardar to his wif kitni bar kaha

Sardar to his wif, Kitni bar kaha he shalwar mai nala dho ke dala karo is waja se aj muje pedal chalna par gaya

A jumbo pathan package 4 pathanon

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola. 1 bhi customer nhi aya. Q? Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Sher likha jata hy parha suna he

Sher likha jata hy Parha jata hy Suna jata he Kaha jata hy Lekin jb sher Samne ata hy to pajama Ooper se dheela

Baat yeh teray siwa or bhala kis

Baat yeh teray siwa or bhala kis sa karain Tu jafakar hoa hay to wafa kis say karain Aayina saamnay rakhaain to nazar tu

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata

Ehad e muhabbat main ada ke her rasmay wafa

Ehad-e-Muhabbat main ada ke her rasmay wafa uss kee chokhat say magar izn-e-Muhabbat na mila.. Jab larkharaye tow saqi ka hath tham kar kaha

Us rooz kisi pal mujhy aaram na

Us Rooz kisi pal mujhy Aaram na aaya.. Jis Rooz mery Lab pe tera Naam na Aaya.. Humny us Shaam ko Sham hi na

Main zindgi se mayoos nhi lekin

Main Zindgi Se Mayoos Nhi lekin, Jab us ne Mujh se Poocha k Tmhary Nazdeek kya eham hai, ‘Meri Zindgi’ Ya ‘Tmhari Zindgi’. Main

Nabi kareem saws ne jibril as se

Nabi Kareem (S.A.W.S) ne Jibril A.S. Se Pucha Ke Mere chale Jane K Bad Bhi Tum Dunya Me Aaoge? Jibrail A.S.Ne kaha han main

Udas sham us roz kisi pal

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