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Har koi pooch raha hai kya karty

Har koi pooch raha hai ‘kya karty ho ‘?? Goya kay ISHQ koi kaam he nahi….

Sirwo kon sa department he jis men

SIR Wo kon sa DEPARTMENT he jis men ORAT kaam nahi kar sakti ? STUDENT.FIRE BRIGADE. SIR.Q..? STUDENT.AURTON kakaam AAG lagana heAAG ko bujhana

Be samar ham tere dar se gaey

Be samar ham tere dar se gaey Hein zida magar dil jigar se gaey Ishq ki maey kar gaee kaam apna Ek ghont mein

P1 270 man roman kaleesa ka aik

p1. 270 man Roman kaleesa ka aik Rahib jiska naam Valentine tha wo apny kaleesa (church) ki Rahiba k ishq man mubtila ho gia

Fathertum ne university k 4 sal me

Father:Tum ne university k 4 sal me Sub se Muskil kaam kon sa seekha?. . . . . . . . . Son: Tez

Yeh daur meh o jaam chale ya na

yeh daur meh-o jaam chale ya na chale nashay se bhi phir kaam chale ya na chale hum aihl-e kharaabat se yoon bair na

Aap ki duniya hamare naam thi ke

Aap ki duniya hamare naam thi Aap ke bin zindagi kis kaam ki Aap ne hum se taalluq torr kar Ghair se rasm-e-muhabbat aam

Mujhe de rahen hain tasalliyaan vo har

mujhe de rahe.n hai.n tasalliyaa.N vo har ek taazaa payaam se kabhii aake manzar-e-aam par kabhii haT ke manzar-e-aam se na Garaz kisii se

Saakiya aaj mujhe neend nahi aayegi

Saakiya aaj mujhe neend nahi aayegi Suna hai teri mehfil mein rat jagaa hai Aankhon hi aankhon mein raat guZar jaayegi Suna hai teri

Kisi din chahtey hain chupkey se

Kisi Din , Chahtey Hain Chupkey Se Ham Uss Ke Zeeney Par Koi Jalta Diya, Kuch Phool Rakh Aayein Ke Apney Bachpaney Mein Wo

Ali as k wasaf hain itnay shumar

Ali (A.S) K Wasaf Hain Itnay Shumar Kon Karay Yeh Kaam Tera Hai Parwardigar Kon Karay Yeh Soch Kar Na Banaye Khuda Ne Aur

Sardar ne maachis ki tilli jalaai nahi

Sardar Ne Maachis Ki Tilli Jalaai, Nahi Jali, Dusri Jalaai, Nahi Jali, Teesri Jalaai, Jal Gayi, Sardar Ne Jaldi Se Bujha di Aur Bola:

Hazrat abu hurayra rasay marvi hy k

“Hazrat Abu Hurayra R.A.Say Marvi Hy K Huzoor Sallal Laho Alehy Wa Aalehi Wassallam Ny Farmaya:ALLAH TAALA (Farishton Sy)Farmata Hy:Jab Mera Banda Buray Kaam

Doctor to oldman baba g apki

Doctor to oldman:. ‘baba G apki neechy ki dono goliyan nikalni parengi’, Oldman: . ‘Nikal do beta jab pistol hi nahi chalti tu goliyaan

Chhor diye wo dhandayjin k anjaam thay

Chhor Diye Wo Dhanday.. Jin K Anjaam Thay Ganday.. Pura Mahina Naik Kaam Main Bitayenge… EiD K Baad Hi Nayi larki Phasyenge! (,’)/

Ek student dusre se aaj kuch khatarnak

Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein

Tum ebadat k lamhon me mera

Tum EBADAT k Lamhon me Mera 1 kaam krna Har SEHRI se phle Har NAMAZ k bad Har IFTAR se phle Har ROZY k

Apne behtareen waqt ko namaz ke liye

‘Apne behtareen waqt ko namaz ke liye waqf karo Kyunke tumhare sab kaam NAMAZ ke baad qabool honge’

Nice ghazal kaliyon ki mehak hota

”Nice Ghazal” *.* Kaliyon Ki Mehak Hota Taaron Ki Ziya Hota Main B Tery Gulshan Main Phoolon Ka Khuda Hota Hr Cheez Zamany Ki

Hr koi puch rha hy kya krty

Hr koi Puch rha hy kya krty ho ???? Goya k iShq koi kaam hi nahi…….!.?

Mohabbat me marna kaam na aaya dil

Mohabbat me marna kaam na aaya, Dil aur jaan bhi di phir bhi aaraam na aaya, Har shakhs tha mere saath, Par ek uska

Azaan e husn deti hai terey rukhsaar ki masjid

‘Azaan-E-Husn Deti Hai Terey Rukhsaar Ki Masjid 2 Bikta Hai Husn Bhi!! Zikar Misar Ke Baazaar Ka L00’n… * Ya Tazkara-E-Anar’kali!! Saleem Ke Darbaar

Is ka jawab dain shadi k

Is Ka Jawab Dain Shadi K Waqt Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai 1- Larki Se Baat Krna 2- Sb Logo K Samne Room Me

Merii aankhon men dekh ke taare sitaare

merii aaNkhon men dekh ke taare sitaare saare sharmaa gaye par sajanii ne haal na puuchhaa aur samajhaane sab aa gaye din suune hain

ghazal tuje yad krte hain khuda k

-,,”Ghazal”,,- Tuje yad krte hain khuda k naam k baad, Kabi subah sy pahle kabi sham k baad, Kabi milo to kuch krien batien,

Bhujty hue diye ki dua kaam kar

Bhujty Hue Diye Ki Dua Kaam Kar Gae Ik Shaab Ki Gode Kitny Sitarun Sy Bhar Gae Maa Ko Talashe Rizq Ny Rasta Bhula

Ghulami mai na kaam aati hain shamsherain

Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsherain Na Tadberain Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjerain (Happy Pakistan Day, Long Live Pakistan)

Bay rabt si tehreer ibarat nahi hoti hathon

Bay-rabt si tehreer ibarat nahi hoti hathon ki lakiron me tu kismat nahi hoti Sajday may dikhawa ho to sajda nahi hota Gardan kay

Kho diye hum ney jawani me barey

Kho Diye Hum Ney Jawani Me Barey Kaam Ke Din Ab To Muddat Say Gali Me Nahi Aaya Qasid Wo Bhi Kia Khoob Thy

Rahte hain unke khayalon me ab neend

Rahte hain unke khayalon me, ab neend mujhe aati nahi, hanste hai ab jab bhi hum, bas yaad unhi ki aati hai, wo uski

Qadar maa ki agar koi jaan le

Qadar Maa ki agar koi jaan le, apni Jannat ko dunya mein pehchan le, Jab tu paida hua kitna majboor tha, yeh Jahan teri

Zidi tuje pata hai smoking slow poison

Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai. Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai

Chalo ik nazm likhte hain ksi ke

Chalo ik nazm likhte hain Ksi ke naam karte hain Magr ye sochna hy ab K us me zikr kis ka ho K us

Har roz imtehan sey guzaara tu main

Har Roz Imtehan sey Guzaara Tu Main Gaya Tera to Kuch Gaya kuch nahi Maara tu main Gaya Jub tak main tare pass tha

Zindagi ek hera hai jsy tarashna insan

Zindagi Ek Hera Hai Jsy Tarashna Insan Ka Kaam Hai (Hazrat Usman Ghani razy allah anho) Talib-e-Dua Jameel Jillani Ghotki

Tanha me kch kehne ki ibteda

TANHA Me kch kehne ki ibteda kese krta, Uski khamoshi pe koi sada kese krta, Jb us ne hans k taal dena tha, Phr

Hum toa abbas as k sana gar

Hum Toa Abbas (A.S) K Sana Gar Hain Hum Ko Maloom Hai Wafa Kya Hai Khak Paye Janab e Qambar (A.S) Hain Hum Ko

Teacher tumhary papa kya kaam kartay hain

Teacher: Tumhary Papa kya kaam kartay hain? Bacha: ‘KFC’ k Maalik hain. Teacher: Nice, KFC ka kya matlab hai? Bacha: ‘KAKA FRUIT CHAAT.’

Aj ka kaam kal per chordo

Aj ka kaam kal per chordo Ho sakta ha kal tak us k liye koi machine ejaad ho jaye.;-) WILLIAM HADD HARAAM (1935)…

Ghazal akele chand ko takna

GHAZAL ””””’ Akele chand ko takna to mujh ko yaad kar lena… Kisi bhi baat pe hansna to mujh ko yaad kar lena… Bohat

Muhabbat hai agar tumko toh kyun inkar

Muhabbat hai Agar Tumko Toh Kyun Inkar Kartay Ho, Humein Keh Kyun Nahi Detay K Humse Pyaar Kartay Ho, Humse Guftugu KA Koi Bahana

Mere paas email hai facebook orkut twitter

Mere Paas Email Hai, Facebook Hai, Orkut Hai, Twitter Hai, Mobile Ha, …Sms Package Ha Tere Paas Kya Hai? . . Smart Answer: .

Bhar aayi meri aankhen jab uska naam

Bhar aayi meri aankhen jab uska naam aaya ishq nakam sahi phir bhi bahut kaam aaya… hamne mohabbat me aisi bhi guzaari raatein jab

Likh ke chomta hoon tera naam ya

likh likh ke chomta hoon tera naam YA HUSSAIN dil main basa huwa hai tera naam YA HUSSAIN lagti nahi hai isi liye thokar

al quran jab

( Al-Quran ) *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=* * Jab ( Kisi Kaam Ka ) Pakka Irada Kar lo to Phir ALLAH Pe Bharosa Rakho ,, Bai-shak ALLAH

Roz kehta hoon ab na jaoon ga

ROZ KEHTA HOON AB NA JAOON GA KABHI ROZ US KOOCHE MAIN KOI KAAM NIKAL AATA HA ROZ KEHTA HOON BHOOL JAOON TUJHE ROZ

Zamaanaa yaad teraa ai dil e naakaam aataa hai

zamaanaa yaad teraa ai dil-e-naakaam aataa hai Tapak pa.Date hai.n aa.Nsuu jab vafaa kaa naam aataa hai vafaa tum se kare.nge dukh sahe.nge naaz

Hadees pak us shakhs per janat haraam

HADEES PAK *Us Shakhs per JANAT Haraam hy jo Be’hayae ki Bat sy Kaam Leta hy.* [AL’Samt AL’Ibn e Abi’Dunya, J#7,P#204, H#325]

Main kuch kehne ki ibteda kese karta

Main Kuch Kehne Ki Ibteda Kese Karta, Uski Khamoshi Pe Koi Sada Kese Karta, Jab Usne Hans K Taal Dena Tha, Phir Ussy Koi

Kar ke tumhare gunah maange tumhari panah

Kar ke Tumhare Gunah Maange Tumhari Panah Tum Kaho Daman Main Aa Tumpe Karoroon Durood Hum ne khata Mein Na ki Tumne Aataa Mein

Nikaal dy apni roshan kirney ay

Nikaal dy apni Roshan kirney… ‘Ay Suraaj ‘, . Uthne lage hain wo loog jo ‘kaam k na kaaj k dushman anaaj k’.. *Subha

wah ry zindagi sehtiyab hon

‘ WAH RY ZINDAGI ‘ Sehtiyab hon to ALLAH ko Bhool jaty hen, Kaam me hon to NAMAZ Bhool jaty hen, Burai Krain to

Uss ki hasti main uttar janay ko

Uss Ki Hasti Main Uttar Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hai Kaam Mushkil Sahi Ker Janay Ko Jee Chahta Hai Shok-e-awargi Itna Hai K Ab

Na kisii kii aankh kaa nuur huun

na kisii kii aaNkh kaa nuur huuN na kisii ke dil kaa qaraar huuN jo kisii ke kaam na aa sake main vo ek

Uuffoohh dosti ka sara kaam mujhe

Uuffoohh!! Dosti ka sara kaam mujhe he karna parta hai Love bhi Miss bhi Care bhi Sms bhi Chalo ab eik kaam aap bhi

Allah swt os momin ke kaam ko

Allah (swt) os momin ke kaam ko aasan karta hai jo dusre momin ki pareshani ko hal karta hai.’ Imam Jaffar Sadiq A.S.

Chand ko sitaron se aur mujhe tum

Chand ko sitaron se aur mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai Phoolon ko baharon se aur mujhe tum se Mohabbat hai Mehfil main jo milna

Musibat main ho to kabhi yeh na

“Musibat main ho to kabhi yeh na socho k kon sa dost kaam aye ga? Balkay yeh socho k… Ab Kon sa dost chor

Shab e vesal hai bujha do charagh

Shab e vesal hai bujha do charagh tamaam milan ki raat mai kia kaam jalne waloon ka…?

Na jaane aaj ye kis kaa khayaal

na jaane aaj ye kis kaa Khayaal aayaa hai Khushii kaa rang liye har malaal aayaa hai vo ek shaKhs ki haasil na thaa

Dab daba aayi wo ankhen jo mera naam

dab-daba aayi wo ankhen jo mera naam aaya ishq nakaam sahi phit bhi bahot kaam aaya lazat-e-marG-e-mohabbat koi us se puchhe jisake lab par

1 admi public toilet me betha tha

1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai Kya haal hai? Admi ghabra kr bola: Thiek hun

Aankh khultay hi yaad aa jatay ho

Aankh Khultay Hi Yaad Aa Jatay Ho, Ay Khyal-E-Yaar Kya Tumhain Aur Koi Kaam Nahi….

2touching line ab ehtiyat ki dewaar kia

2/TOUCHinG-LiNe ab ehtiyat ki dewaar kia uthate ho….. jo chor dil main chhupa tha wo kaam kar bhi gaya…..

Chalo ak kaam karte hain ye

Chalo ak kaam karte hain ye charcha aam karte hain Mohabbat naam karte hain hamare bin adhoore tum tumhare bin adhoore hum Chalo mil

Pathan miss apne kal mujhe call q

Pathan: Miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se?? Teacher: Main ne to koi call nhn ki. Pathan: To

Woh aksar apnay kaam main magan baithay

Woh Aksar Apnay Kaam Main Magan Baithay Baithay Mujhay Sochnay Lagta Hai Woh Sari Baatain Yaad Aati Hain Us Ko Woh Subhain , Woh

A chand zara ik kaam to kar

A Chand zara ik kaam to kar Ik raat hamaray naam tu kar, Bohat door ik apna rehta hai Jo mujh ko apna kehta

Kesc main job ayi ha sallary rs

KESC main job ayi ha sallary Rs 20000 karna hai to reply karo ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai’bus bijlli ki taron per geella

Bikta hay husan bhi zikar misar k

Bikta Hay Husan Bhi Zikar Misar K Bazar Ka Karlon Ya Tazkara Anaar Kali Saleem K Darbar Ka Kar Lon Din Es Qadar Tohamaten

Gunah ka moqa na milna b naimaton

‘Gunah Ka MoQa Na MiLna B Naimato’n Me Se Ek Naimat Hy. ‘ Pareshani HaLaat Se Nahi KhayaLaat Se Paida Hoti Hy. ‘ Behtreen

Likh ke chomta hoon tera naam ya

LIKH LIKH KE CHOMTA HOON TERA NAAM YA HUSSAIN A.S DIL MAIN BASA HUWA HAI TERA NAAM YA HUSSAIN A.S LAGTI NAI HAI ISI

1 pathan dosry sezra car se bahir

1 Pathan Dosry Se: Zra Car Se Bahir Dekhna K Indicators Kaam Kr Rahy Hein Ya Nahi? Dosra Pathan Bahr Dekh Kr: Han, Nhi,

Assalam o alaikum mah e rajab ul murajjab ka wazeefa manderja zail

Assalam-O-Alaikum! MAH-E-RAJAB-UL-MURAJJAB ka wazeefa manderja zail hai mulahiza frmaea. 1:Rozana Baad Namaz Isha 2 rakat nafal Salat-u-tuba aur 2 rakat nafal Salat-ul-Hajat Parha Karain

Zindagi ki raahon mein ranj o gham ke mele

Zindagi ki raahon mein Ranj-o-gham ke mele hein bheer hey qayamat ki …phir bhi hum akailey hein sazishein zamaney ki kaam ker gain aakhir

Gamzadon ko khushi ka paigaam kya gam

Gamzadon ko khushi ka paigaam kya Gam ki duniya main kushi ka kaam kya Dil jab jab tuta waha andhera hogaya Hum dil jalon

Be pardgi ka aalam kaisay bataya jaey

Be-pardgi ka aalam kaisay bataya jaey Zehrila saanp hai ye ummat ko das na jaey Har samt dekh lo ab uryani, be_hayaai Ghairon se

Pathan ne kapray ki shop kholi usi

Pathan Ne Kapray Ki Shop Kholi Usi Me Property Ka Kaam Shuru Kia Or Sath Me Tandoor Bhi Laga Lia Pta Hay Dukan Ka

Woh aksar apnay kaam main magan baithay

Woh Aksar Apnay Kaam Main Magan… Baithay Baithay Mujhay Sochnay Lagta Hai… Woh Sari Baatain Yaad Aati Hain Us Ko… Woh Subhain , Woh

Jab naam taira aaya har bhula baithe

Jab naam taira aaya har naam bhula baithe Gum’naam huye aise har kaam bhula baithe Baazaar-e-muhabbat ma’ sauda’gari kya karte? Jab saamne tuu aaye

Is shahar e kharaabii men gam e ishq ke maare

is shahar-e-Kharaabii me.n Gam-e-ishq ke maare zindaa hai.n yahii baat ba.Dii baat hai pyaare ye ha.Nsataa huaa chaa.Nd ye pur_nuur sitaare taabindaa-o-paa_indaa hai.n zarro.n

Jab azan di jaye to har kaam

jab azan di jaye to har kaam chor do yahan tak k quran parhna bhi. jo shakhs azan ke darmiyan baat karta hai to

1 dafa hathi beemar ho kr hospital

1 dafa 1 hathi beemar ho kr hospital mein dakhil ho gya. 2sry hathi us ko dekhnay k liye janay lgay to 1 chiyonti

Todays golden words aj ka kaam

Today’s golden words…! ‘Aj ka kaam kal par chor do. Ho sakta hai kal tak us ke liye koi machine ijaad h jaye.’ (.’)/’

Kaun jaane kab maut ka paigam aajaye

Kaun Jaane kab Maut ka Paigam aajaye, Kab zindgi ki aakhri shaam aajaye, Hum to dhoonte hain waqat aisa jab, Hamari zindgi aapke kaam

Zandagi kya hai azaan sy namaz

Zandagi Kya Hai.? Azaan Sy Namaz tak Ka Safar. Jb Insan Peda Hota Hai To Us K Kaan Main Azaan Dijati Hai. Aur Jb

Dil mein ek tasweer chupi thi aan

Dil Mein Ek Tasweer Chupi Thi, Aan Basi Hai Aankhon Mein, Shayad Hum Ne Aaj Ghazal Se Baat Likhi Hai Aankhon Mein, Jaise Aik

Wife woh kaun si cheez hai jo

Wife: Woh kaun si cheez hai jo tumari nazron k samne hote hove bhi pohanch se door hai..?? . Husband ne lambi saans li

Kitaab e ishq ko parh ker na samjho khud

Kitaab-e-Ishq ko parh ker na samjho khud ko tum aashiq, . . Yeh dil ka kaam dil waalon ko kernay do to acha hai.

E ei eid eid eidm eidmu

E E E EI EI EI EID EID EID EID* EID* EID* EID*M EID*M EID*M EID*MU EID*MU EID*MUK EID*MUK GAI apne apne kaam Karo..

Aasman pr kali ghata chhai hai

Aasman pr kali ghata chhai hai Aaj phir ghar wali se maar khai hai Kehti hai sudhar jao Lekin kya karoon FARAZ Kaam wali

Mora piya mose bolat nahi dwar jiya

Mora Piya mose bolat nahi Dwar jiya ke….hoo ooooo Dwar jiya ke kholat nahi darpan dekhu sa ga ne ga re ga roop niharoo

Ae kaash kahin qudrat ka ye

Ae Kaash ! Kahin Qudrat Ka Ye Nizaam Hua Karey….. Tujhy Dekhney ky Siwa Na Mujhy Koi Kaam Hua Karey … … Charcha Ho

Hansane vaale ab ek kaam karen jashn

haNsane vaale ab ek kaam karen jashn giriyaa kaa ahatamaam karen ham bhii kar len jo raushanii ghar men phir andhere kahaan qayaam karen

Kisi buzrug ne shetan se kaha

Kisi Buzrug ne Shetan se kaha.., Mujhy wo kaam batao jis k krne se main b tumhary jesa hojaun? Shetan bola, 2 kaam karo,

Baaziicha e atfaal hai duniyaa mere aage hotaa shab o roz

baaziicha-e-atfaal hai duniyaa mere aage hotaa hai shab-o-roz tamaashaa mere aage iimaaN mujhe roke hai to khiiNche hai mujhe kufr Kaaba mere piichhe hai

Berabt si tehreer ibarat nahi hoti hathon

Be’Rabt Si Tehreer “ibarat Nahi hoti” Hathon ki Lakiron main to “Qismat Nahi hoti” Sajday main dikhawa ho to “sajda nahi hota” Gardan k

Bazi e ishq kuch es tarah se harey yaroo

Bazi-e-Ishq Kuch Es Tarah Se Harey Yaroo Zakham Per Zakham Lagey Dil Pe Humare Yaroo Koi To Aisa Ho Jo Ghao Per Marham Rakhey

Sardi k mausam main sab se mushkil

‘Sardi K Mausam Main Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Konsa Lagta Hai?’ Send It To Your Friends and Get Funny and Exciting Answers. But Reply

1st friend meray abbu ki height itni

1st friend: meray abbu ki height itni lambi hay k wo chalte pankhe ko aram se rok letay hian, 2nd frind: meray abbu ki

Kaam aye na mushkil mai koi yahan

Kaam Aye Na Mushkil Mai Koi Yahan. Matlabi Dost Hain Matlabi Yaar Hain.

Tak

Tak |””’| Tak / ‘| | Tak | ¤ | Ji kon? | | Ji Me! Me Kon? Ji Me ,SmS,! Ji Kya Kaam

Ghareeb aadmi aik kaam dil khol ke

GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI . . SOCHO KIA? . . . . . . . . . . .

Ek hi jalwey men hua kaam tamaam

**…Ek hi jalwey men hua kaam tamaam…** . **…Dil bara mard bana Phirta tha…** .

Faraz sad story kal meri birthday

FARAZ Sad Story kal meri Birthday thi Meri BV bacho ne mje wish nhi kia Mai kaam pr gya lekin mre dosto ne b

Koi kiya dhoka deta mujhe is zamane

Koi kiya dhoka deta mujhe is zamane mai ….. bas her shaks laga rehta hai mujhe azmane mai … mai bhi faqt is liye

Ae chand zra ik kaam to karna

Ae chand zra ik kaam to karna ! Uss aan’gan me jana! Jis aangan me ik apna rehta hai Jo mujh ko apna kehta

Ek sawal tu apni olad

Ek Sawal . Tu Apni Olad Ki Wiladat Per Khush Tha Apney Nabi Ki Wiladat Per Khush Nahi ‘Aakhir Q?’ Tu Nay Olad Ki

Plz fwd shayad hum kisi mjboor k

Plz fwd Shayad hum kisi mjboor k kaam a sken Jis bhai ko Petrol 20 Rs/liter chahye wo is Pump sy ja kr ly

Jo ho mumkin karoon neelam aankhain

Jo Ho Mumkin Karoo’n Neelam Aankhain, . Nahi Detie’n Zara Aaram Aankhain. . Udasi Youn Hi Chehry Par Nahi Hai, . Wafa Ka Hain

Ghazal iss jeewan sy hum hary wasi

{*’GHAZAL’*} Iss jeewan sy hum hary Wasi, Jub dushman nikle sary Wasi,,’ ‘Aawaz ko usski tars geya hun, Koi dour sy mujhy pukary Wasi,,’

Pyar love kia hai jb maa peshani

Pyar (love) kia hai? jb maa peshani choom k kehti hai ‘jitay raho beta’ jb baap har us waqat intazar karta haijb me ghar

Saza pe chor diya jaza har ek

Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya Har Ek Kam Hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya Woh Hum Ko Yad Rahkta Ya Bhula

Rothey ho mujhse mujhe manana nahin aata

Rothey Ho Mujhse Mujhe Manana Nahin Aata Kyun Tumhari Hi Tarah Tumhe Satana Nahin Aata Jaan Ban Gaye Ho Meri Yeh Jaan Lo Tum

Lipti rahi wajood se khushbo tamam raat

Lipti rahi wajood se khushbo tamam raat ata raha hay yaad mujhe wo tamam raat us ne barey khalos se mani thi roshni girty

Faraz apni girl friend se tum

Faraz, Apni Girl Friend Se.. . Tum Bin Main Mar Jaoon ga PARVEEN, . wah wah . Tum Bin Main Mar Jaoon ga PARVEEN,

Biwi pakistan gai hai gher ke

Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai Gher Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Ker Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa Ker 6 Hafte Ki Chutti Pa Ker Ker Ke

1st sardar yaar mujhy film me kaam

1st Sardar: Yaar mujhy film me kaam karne ka bara shoq hai. 2nd Sardar: Tumhain Role kon sa pasand hai..? 1st Sardar: Qeemy wala;-)

Saans tak nahin laitay hain hum tum

saans tak nahin laitay hain hum, tum ko soochtay waqt. Is kaam ko bhi hum ne kal per udhaar rakha hai. Rooth jate ho

Behky huwy sar e aam bari dair ho gai

Behky huwy sar-e-aam bari dair ho gai. Saqi pila de jaam bari dair ho gai. Kbi hum pe b waqat tha pity thy pilaty

Faraz ek shaadi ki mehfil me dulhan

Faraz ek shaadi ki mehfil me DULHAN se: ‘Naazon se pali ho susral jaa rahi ho.. ‘masi ki tarhan kaam karogi, bekaar me itra

Lutf unkaa aam ho hi jaayegaa

Lutf unkaa aam ho hi jaayegaa Shaad har naa kaam ho hi jaayegaa Jaan de do wadah-e deedaar par Naqd apnaa daam ho hi

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do, Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,

mohabbat dil pe dastak deti hai

? Mohabbat Dil Pe Dastak Deti Hai ? ? Badan Ko Rooh Ka Raasta Dikhaati Hai ? ? Mohabbat Aik Dua Hai Jo Humesha

khuda k vaasty ab e rukhi

*. . .Khuda k Vaasty ab ße-rukhi se kaam na ley. . .* Tarap k phr koi Daaman ko tere thaam na ly ßas

Hum logon mein valentine manana jaiz ni

hum logon mein valentine manana jaiz ni , so plz this msg 4wrd on ur friend,s , or dekhein apki waja se ap k

Bawaqt e mushkil marz ki halat mein

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Haal mat puch ishq krny ka

Haal mat puch ishq krny ka.. Umar jeeny ki, shouq marny ka Wo mohabat ki Ehtiyat k din.. Haaye møsam wø khud se darnay

Pyaar se math bhoolkar khilwaar kar ho

Pyaar se math bhoolkar khilwaar kar Ho sakhe toh her kisii se pyar kar.. Pyar se woh kaam bi sakhta hai ho, Kaam joh

Namaz sa mut kahomujha kaam hai bulka

Namaz sa mut kaho,mujha kaam hai, bulka kaam sa kaho,mujha namaz pardni hai,

pathan sham ka waqt ghar

*. . .pathan sham ka waqt ghar per murgha bana huwa tha, BAap: herani sa, beta tum murgha kyu bane hoe ho, pathan: AbBa

Girl aaj maine 1 lrkay ko bewakof

GiRL: Aaj Maine 1 Lrkay Ko Bewakof Bnaya. MOM: Wo Kese ? GIRL: Maine Us Ke 50 Rupe Chura Kar Apni Sandle Main Chupa

Hazrat mohammad saw ne farmaya agar

Hazrat MOHAMMAD (S.A.W. ) ne farmaya: Agar köi shakhs kisi kaam ke karne ki qasam kha le, phir woh dekhe ke zyada khair dusri