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Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama sari shwi Da aar gharmo k me wallah chi shogeri shwe Sta da sehat rasara gham sho

Ghuroor ka sar neecha 1 dafa

GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA . 1 Dafa ka Zikar hai 1 Bary Zalim Bdshah ne Elaan Kraya k me Dunya k Sub Raaz Janta

Waqte rukhsat us ki aankhien mujh se

waqte rukhsat us ki aankhien mujh se keh rahien thi faraz k me loat k aaon gayujhe phir se chor jane k liye

Huzoor pbuh apni viladat ki khushi me

Huzoor (P.B.U.H) Apni Viladat Ki Khushi Me Youme Viladat Wale Din Yani Her Peer Ko Roza Rakhte Or Farmate K Me ALLAH Ka Shukr

Han ye sach he k mujy tumse

Han ye sach he k mujy tumse mohabbat he.. Ye b sach he k me tumhari chahat hun. Per meri zindgi me chahto ki

Part 2 woh kehti hai tumhe mujh

(Part-2) Woh kehti hai Tumhe Mujh se Mohabbt iss Qadr kiyu hai .? K Me ik aam si larki Tumhe kiyu khaas lagti hn..??

Mere qatil ko pukaro k me zinda

Mere Qatil Ko Pukaro K Me Zinda Hu Abhi, Phr Se Maqtal Ko Sanwaro K Me Zinda Hu Abhi, Ye Shab-E-Hijar To Saathi He

Love story 1 din chiray ne

Love Story” 1 din chiray ne kaha k muje chor kr kbi tm urr to ni jaogi? Chirya boli: urr jaungi to tm pakr

Aj bi tere liye dil me chahatein

Aj Bi tere liye Dil me chahatein baQi hein Tuj se jo krni thi wo batein baQi hein ksy soch liya tum ne hamein

Jaan kia eijazat hy k me tujh

JAan kia eijazat hy, K me Tujh bahon me bhar kar Apni dharkano ko bekarrar kar lOn JAan Kia eijazat hY, ME tmhari Aankhon

14th of ramzan ek amal esa he

(14th Of Ramzan) Ek Amal esa he jiska Ajar ALLAH k siwa koi nahin janta, aur wo Roza he. ALLAH PAK Farishton se farmate

Main kon hon main yehi bata nahi

Main kon hon main yehi bata nahi paya Main tum se apma taaruf kara nahi paya Na jane kitne bras us se baat hoti

Maana k me ghareeb ho0n ye baat

Maana k Me Ghareeb Ho0n Ye Baat Sach t0 Hy Lekin’ Tu Agar, Apna Bna Ly Mujhk0 To” Tery sab Gham khareed Sakta Ho0n…….

1 ladki valentines day pe dukan dar se

1 ladki valentines day pe dukan-dar se Esacard he jis me likha ho k me tumse pyar karti hun? Dukandar:Haan he Ladki: 2 darjan

Wh kisi ur k hg to hum

Wöh kisi äur kä högä to hum par Qäyämät hö gi, Phir hum ko bhi kisi aur se nä muhäbbät hö gi, Ussey dekhäy

mujhe aaj tak na khabar hui

‘ Mujhe Aaj tak na khabar hui k me kis diye ki aag hoon..? ADRESH ‘ Mujhy jis ne chaha jala diya jis ne

Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k

Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal b jaon, Husbnd: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or

Huzoor alehis salam apni viladat ki khushi

Huzoor (Alehis Salam) apni viladat ki khushi me… Huzoor (Alehis Salam) apni viladat ki khushi me youme viladat wale din yani her Peer ko

Tumhain talaash hai jis ki wo shaks

Tumhain Talaash Hai jis ki Wo Shaks tO Me hoOn Bhatak Rahe Ho kahaN. Ye tUm Gh0or AndheireY Me Na Asmaan Pe TaareY Na

Jb kabi bi teri larai 1012 logon

Jb kabi bi teri Larai 10/12 logon se ho to ghabrana mat bas mujhe call kar k bula lena Q K me ne kabi

Andhero me doba jata hai her roz

Andhero me doba jata hai her roz mera mulk me kaisy maan lo k sb thk ho jaye ga… roz hazaro marty hai mery

Koi harf e tasli koi dilasa bi nhi hy

koi Harf-e-tasli Koi dilasa bi nhi hy, Es bharay shehar me koi aur shanasa bi nhi hy, Kabhi lagta hy k me us ki

Wo doobte sooraj ka pujari he faraz

wo doobte sooraj ka pujari he faraz kash k me b kisi sham ka manzr hota

A good daughter says 2 her lover

A Good daughter says 2 her lover: Han ye sach he k mujy tmse mhbt he.. Ye b sach he k me tmhari chaht

8 amazing fact 1india me 95

8 AMAZING FACT. 1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nahi pete 2:U.K me ab tk jurwan bache peda nahi huwe 3:Nepal me Tigers insano k

Kash me tera dil hota teri

KASH ME TERA DIL HOTA! Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota Tere sath Me lmha lmha dhrakta rehta Khud se muj ko juda

Barish aya aur tot kr bersa barisho

Barish aya, Aur tot kr bersa. Barisho ne powdo ki sari thakn utar di. Lekin ankho me lekhe thakn Q kam nhe hoti. Q

Boy is sitting in a hotel room

Boy is sitting in a hotel room with a girl Girl: mana k tum b larke ho or me larki Boy: to? Girl: mana

Waqt e rukhsat uski aankhen mujhse ye keh rahi

Waqt-e-Rukhsat uski Aankhen mujhse ye keh rahi thi MaNs0oR K Me laut aai hoon tujhe phr se chor jane k lye. . .

Dil se kuch der tujko juda rkhon

Dil se kuch der tujko juda rkhon! Mere bus me nahi k me tujhe khfa rkhon! Nahi hai kuch bhi mere dil me siwa

Ghazal me kon hon yhi bata nhi

..GHAZAL../ Me Kon Hon Me Yhi Bata Nhi Paya, Me Tm Se Apna Taaruf Kara Nhi Paya. Na.Jane Kitne Baras Us Se Baat Hoti

Kisi sabab se agr bolta nahi hon

Kisi Sabab Se Agr bolta nahi hon me! To Youn nahi K tumhe Sochta nahi hon me Me tmko Khud se juda Kr K

Teacherap mehnat karo to jo chahay ban

Teacher:AP Mehnat karo to jo chahay ban jao. Student: No! Teacher: Q? Student: Mery abu kehtay hain k me jo chatey hu wo mehnat

Chalo tum chordo mujhko me wapas lout

CHALO TUM CHORDO MUJHKO me wapas lout jati hon tume manzil mubarak ho naya saathi mubarak ho magar phir ae mere humdum ……mujhe itna

Ek khubsurat dua aye allah mere

EK khubsurat dua Aye ALLAH mere amal is qabal to nahin k me janat maangon bus itni se arz hy k mujhe jhanum se

Khayal e mohammad me neend a gai

Khayal e Mohammad me neend a gai jb, Qarar a gaya be qarari ko meri, Kiye Sabz Gumbad k me ne nazary, BARA lutf

Chshm e num teri rwani se alg rhta hun

Chshm-e-num teri rwani se alg rhta hun K Me aag hn pani se alg rhta hn Gumshuda shaks hn mat dhond muje rahon me

Story of math zror read kerna

Story of MATH Zror read kerna Aj se 300 years pehlay MATH bohat masoom or piyari thi . Kia howa kuch badmash students ne

Teacher 2 pathantum kahan paida hue

Teacher 2 pathan:Tum kahan paida hue? Pathan: Khyber Pakhtonkhua Teachr:Is k Spellng batao Pathan: Madam thehro Hm ko lagta hy hm U.K me paida

Kash me tera dil hota teri

KASH ME TERA DIL HOTA! Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota Tere sath Me lmha lmha dhrakta rehta Khud se muj ko juda

Student school mn gadha le k aya

Student school mn gadha le k aya Miss:Ye gdha,Q laye ho? Miss ap hi to Kehti hn K me ne bry bry gdho Ko

Na mila karo sare sham mujy

Na Mila Karo Sare Sham Mujy K Me Tnha Tnha Hi Thek Hon! Mjy Chahton Se Dar Lgta Hy! Me Nfrton Me Hi Thek

Huzoor alehis salam apni viladat ki khushi

Huzoor (Alehis Salam) apni viladat ki khushi me youme viladat wale din yani her Peer ko roza rakhte or farmate k me ALLAH ka

Height of shock malkinkya hua tum 3din

Height of shock: Malkin:kya hua tum 3din kam pe q nai ayi? . . Kamwali:Baji maine facebook pe status update kar to diya tha

2010 ka end chal raha hy agr

2010 ka end chal raha hy. Agr mene Apko koi dukh dia ho ya Apko koi Taklif hui ho to Zra sochye ga, K

Kash k ab baras wo ye keh

Kash K Ab K Baras Wo Ye Keh Day Mohsin Aao K Me Tenha Hoon Teri Tarah, Taray Liye……..

Biwi ko thapar mar k husband bola

Biwi ko Thapar mar k husband bola ‘Aadmi usy hi marta hai jise pyar karta he’ wife ne 2 thapar maray or boli ‘AAP

Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k

wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal bhi jaon, Husband: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or

Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k

wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal bhi jaon, Husband: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or

Jitna b us ko socho utna hi

Jitna b us ko socho, utna hi door paun. jitna b usko chahun, kud hi bhikrta jaun. me aam sa musafir, be-aas be-sahara. wo

14th of ramzan ek amal esa he

(14th Of Ramzan) Ek Amal esa he jiska Ajar ALLAH k siwa koi nahin janta, aur wo Roza he. ALLAH PAK Farishton se farmate

Teri mehfil sy uthata ger muj ko

teri mehfil sy uthata ger muj ko kya mjal k me ne dekha k to ne be ishara kar diya

A good daughter says 2 her lover

A Good daughter says 2 her lover: Han ye sach he k mujy tmse mhbt he.. Ye b sach he k me tmhari chaht

7 amazing facts 1india me 95

7 AMAZING FACTS 1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete 2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve 3:Nepal me Tigers insano k

Kuchh is qader bhi to aasan nhi

Kuchh is qader bhi to aasan nhi Ishq tera, Ye zeher dil me uter kar hi raas aata hy Me tujh ko paa k

Mere qatil ko pukaro ke me zinda

Mere Qatil Ko Pukaro Ke Me Zinda Hu Abhi, Phr Se Maqtal Ko Sanwaro Ke Me Zinda Hu Abhi, Ye Shab-E-Hijar To Saathi He

Huzoor alehis salam apni viladat ki khushi

Huzoor (Alehis Salam) apni viladat ki khushi me youme viladat wale din yani her Peer ko roza rakhte or farmate k me ALLAH ka

Mujhe aazad kar do na k me

‘Mujhe aazad kar do na k me hon qaid barson se Judai ki azeyat me zehar bhar degi ye zalim Meri naazuk tabiat me

Huzoor alehis salam apni viladat ki khushi

Huzoor (Alehis Salam) apni viladat ki khushi me youme viladat wale din yani her Peer ko roza rakhte or farmate k me ALLAH ka

Me ne kab dard k zakhmon se

Me Ne Kab Dard K Zakhmon Se Shikayat Ki Hai.. Han Mera Jurm Hai K Me Ne Muhabbat Ki Hai.. Chalti Phirti Laashon Ko

Qagar ap se wo insa qagar

qagar ap se wo insa Q.Agar Ap Se wo insan ‘ I LOVE U’Kahe jise se ap pyar nahi karte to kis tarha aap

Wt is ur japanese name take

Wt Is ur Japanese Name..? Take Each Letter Of ur Name & Substitute It Wid The Japanese Sound A-ka *B-tu *C-mi *D-te *E-ku *F-lu

Fr0m renkal kumari kis trah krun faryad

FR0M: RENKAL KUMARI……!! Kis trah krun faryad men, Yaken ho dunya ko k men hindu hun. Men hosh me hun men janti hu, Mera

Wafa ki jail se bhaga hua majboor

Wafa Ki Jail se Bhaga Hua Majboor Qaidi Hoon Agar Dil Ki Adalat me Tumhein Mera Khayal Aye To MujhKo Yaad k Dhundlay Katehray

Jab tak himmat rahi tumhein yaad karta

JaB Tak Himmat rahi Tumhein Yaad Karta Rahonga… ///DOST/// Jis Din na mily Tujhy mera koi Peghaam to samjh Lena k me toot Chuka