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k-ghar SMS Messages

Ik 90 saal k zaeef insan hospital

Ik 90 Saal k zaeef insan hospital main hai un k liye dua ki khasoosi darkhast hay! Un ki tamam umer neki k kam

Indian girl main to us se shaadi

Indian girl: Main to us se shaadi karungi jo muje khush rekhe or boht pyar kare Or tum? Pakistani girl: Main to us se

Eik aadmi ka gala b0ht ziyada kharab

Eik Aadmi ka Gala b0ht ZiYada kharab ho gaya. Wo Raat ko 3 bajay Doctor k Ghar gaya bell bajai 0r Dard ki waja

Kahani ek gareeb borha admi tha

(Kahani) Ek Gareeb Borha admi Tha uski 2 Betyan the, * Or 2no Ke shadi ho gai Ek ke Haari se or Ek kumbhar

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha hai ? sabzi wala aadat

Kuch muhtasibon k khilwat main waiz ghar

kuch muhtasibon k khilwat main kuch waiz k ghar jati hai ham bada-kashon k hise ko ab jam main kam kam ati hai yun

Mohabbat mohabat me dil chahta ha

‘MOHABBAT’ Mohabat me dil chahta ha k mehboob se baten karen Ye hy ‘NAMAZ’ Mohabt me dil chahta ha k mehbob k liye khana

Ek roz aik sahab ne hum se

Ek Roz Aik Sahab Ne Hum Se Kaha: = Aata Nhi Hy Zikr-e-RÄSÖÖL-E-KHÃœDÄ_s’a’w’w Tumhen _ Bus FÄTiMÄ_s’a ki Baat Hy Ya HÄiDER_a’s ki Bat

1 billi sheikh k ghar say roti

1 billi 1 sheikh k ghar say roti hui nikli..Kisi nay billi se ronay ki wajah pochi,Billi ne jawab diya ‘ik’ ty menu marya

ha koi esa jo imaan or

::: HA KOI ESA ::: Jo ::: Imaan or Imaan Dari me Be Misaal ho Jo ::: Fatah k bad Dushman k liay Maafi

Serhad e zeest k us paar utar jane do

Serhad-e-Zeest k us paar utar jane do, Mujh ko is Manzil-e-Ulfat se guzar jane do, Kab talak jalte raho ge Gham-e-Tanhai main, Ab fiza

2 medical students raat me parhte huay

2 medical students raat me parhte huay… 1st: kitne bjy hain? 2nd: 1 pathar utha kar samne k ghar par mara…. 1 aurat nikli

1 larki k ghar barat i us

1 larki k ghar barat i us larki ne 1 tota paal rakha tha Barat ko dekh k tota bola Oye beghairto pehley tu

Friends dost wo nhi jo ap k

FRIENDS, Dost wo nhi jo ap k kam aye dost wo hy jo apki T-Shirt Mang kr LeJaye 0r kabi wapis Na kre Dost

1baba g1gaown s guzr 1oratmerishadi ko10sal hoay

1baba g1gaown s guzr 1orat:merishadi ko10sal hoay abi tk olad nh hoi.baba:m1drbar p tery nam ka dia jilaon ga.Allah karm krey ga.10sal bad baba

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya.. Bel bjae to ek chota bacha bahir nkla.. Admi bola: beta apke abu ghr par hai?? Bacha:

Ek larrka puri raat ghar na aya

Ek larrka puri raat ghar na aya aglay din baap ko kaha k mai dost k ghar so gya tha Father ne betay k

dil men aur chashm e tar

*’* Dil Men Aur Chashm E Tar M Kya Kuch Tha, Tujh Se Pehle Nazar M Kya Kuch Tha, *’* Wo Lut Hwe Hen

Hadees pak jab kisi k ghar jao

HADEES PAK *(Jab Kisi k Ghar Jao to) 3 Martiba Ijazat Talab kro agr Ijazat mil Jaye to Thek Warna Wapis Lot Jao.* [Muslim,

Sho ek chor ko buri trah se

S.H.O. Ek Chor ko buri trah se maar raha tha. Aur pooray shehr ki wardatein usi se manwa raha tha. S.H.O k Ghar se

Husband or wife mein jhagra hua to

Husband or wife mein jhagra hua, to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kia: Ammi mera un se jhagra ho gaya hy main 3,

Q bnaty ho mitti k ghar jinhen

Q bnaty ho mitti k ghar jinhen kal khud hi mitto ge aj kehty ho hum se pyar hai tmhenen kal humara nam tk

Doctor pagal se tum q huay

Doctor pagal se: Tum pagal q huay? Pagal: Bas G main ne ek bewa se shadi ki Uski Jawan beti se Meray bap Ne

Kuch khuwab meri jagti aankhon ko baksh

Kuch khuwab meri jagti Aankhon ko baksh kar ‘Ali’ Wo Aandhiyon me rait k ghar de gaya mujhe. . .

Ek saradar k ghar chor gus gia

Ek saradar k ghar chor gus gia, Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga, Sardar bhagtay bhagtay chor say aagay nikal gia, Sardar: Ek chori

4 jagah par4chezon par qaabu rakho

4 Jagah par4Chezon par Qaabu Rakho 1.KiSi k ghar me apni Ankhon par 2.DaStarkhan per apne Hathon pe 3.Mehfil me apni Zuban par 4.Ebadat

Hussain as mera tera rab ka

Hussain (A.S) Mera Hussain (A.S) Tera Hussain (A.S) Rab Ka Hussain (A.S) Sab Ka Hussain (A.S) Gar Na Shaheed Hota Toa Aaj Ghar Ghar

Mujhe matti k ghar bnane ka shoq

Mujhe Matti k Ghar Bnane ka Shoq tha Usse Aashiane Girany ka Shoq tha Me Khud se Rooth jata ho Aksar is ley Mujhe

Memon k ghar se choha bahir ja

MEMON k ghar se choha bahir ja raha tha. MEMON: Kahan ja rahy ho aur kiya le kar ja rahy ho? Choha: BHAI bhooka

Hassan as k laal se haq ka

Hassan (A.S) K Laal Se Haq Ka Nishan Baqi Hai Imam (A.S) Hai Toa Yeh Sara Jahan Baqi Hai Na Apnay Zor Pe Itra

Jahan uthi nazar hussain hi hussain hai

Jahan Jahan Uthi Nazar ‘Hussain Hi Hussain Hai’ Shajar Shajar, Samar Samar ‘Hussain Hi Hussain Hai’ Zameen Se Aasman Talak, Nazar Gai Jahan Jahan

Sheikh k ghar guest aaeybivi ne kaha

Sheikh k ghar guest aaey….bivi ne kaha…. ‘jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao’ sheikh bahar gaya, aur…. TAXI le aya…;-)

A sad sms for all young gulz

A Sad SmS foR AlL YoUnG Gulz n GuYs.. Dear buddy DiS VaLentiNe is CoMiG on SuNdaY. Ab Kia BoL k GhAr Se NiklO

Sardar k ghar ladki hui sardarni

Sardar K Ghar Ladki Hui… Sardarni: Sunoji, Jab Yeh Bari Hogi To Larke Usse Patayen Gey. Sardar: Oye, Koi Gal Nahi Kushwinder, Maine Is

Dil k ghar me basne waly ajnabi

Dil k ghAr me basne waly Ajnabi nhi hoty Har waqt yad Anay waly Ajnabi nhi hoty Khushi dene waly to apne hoty hein

Manao jashan k kabay mai aa rahay

Manao jashan k kabay mai aa rahay hain ALI (a.s), Khuda k ghar k muqadar jaga rahay hai ALI (a.s), Diwar-e-kaba ne hans kr

Hussain as woh hai jo zindagi ki

Hussain (A.S) Woh Hai Jo Zindagi Ki Sohbatton Ko Nidhaal Kar Day Hussain (A.S) Woh Hai Jo Barbariyat Ka Saans Lena Muhaal Kar Day

Poet by zakra sada tania zehra

POET BY Zakra Sada Tania Zehra, BABA Se Juda Ho Kar Qaza Kar Gae SAKINA, Dam e Akhir Tak Na Chora RONA Jo WADA

A d i c t o n

A D D I C T I O N A Boy N Girl On Date ! Boy: I Can Do Anything …For U Girl:

Dafan hain us k ghar sath qabristan

Dafan hain us k ghar k sath qabristan mein, magar phr bi wo rota hy Khud hi to kaha karta tha k bana lo

Zindagi jo ek basti hoti aur

zindagi jo ek basti hoti aur basti ki galiyon mein sapnoun k ghar hote tu meri jeewan basti mein sab se ziyada ghar hote…!

Hai koi aesa jo eman or

HAI KOI AESA? Jo Eman or Eman-dari ma Be Misal ho Jo Fatah k bad Dushman k lye Mafi ka Elan krde Jo Taqat

Kamil dua ae allah jalla shanhu

~Kamil DUA~ Ae ALLAH Jalla Shanhu aj me tujse sab k liye mangta hon, ‘Kamil Iman’ ‘Sacha Yaqeen’ ‘Kushada Rizq’ ‘Ajizi or Pyar karne

ye dua hai aatish e ishq

*’* Ye DUA hai AATISH E ISHQ men tu bhi meri tarah jala kre, *’* Na ho TUJHE hansna Nasib , tere DIL men

Nikal k ghar se kabi mere

Nikal K Ghar Se Kabi Mere Raaston Mein Aa, Bikhar K Meri Tarha Tu Musafaton Mein Aa, Teri Talaash Mein Na Jane Kab Se

1boy apni dor ki anti k ghar

1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA. USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO. BOY;RHNY

Humari taraf y ap k ghar walon

Humari Taraf §y Ap k Ghar Walon ko Ap k Nankon Dadkon ko Wad Waderon ko,Azezon Reshtedaro Çhotay Motay ko §ub kakay kakeyon ko

Tum khuda k ghar ko apni ibadaat

Tum KHUDA k Ghar ko Apni ibadaat Se Abaad Rakho. /¡’¡ ¡’¡ _.?._¡’¡ ( ) ”””””” KHUDA Tumare Ghar ko Apni rhamton Se Abaad

Kaho kaisy guzerti hy tumari zindagi pagal

Kaho kaisy guzerti hy tumari zindagi PAGAL Suna hai ab to EIDEIN b wo pehli c nahi kerty Kisi k ghar nahi jaty, Kisi

Karaya dar maalik makan se aap k

Karaya dar Maalik Makan Se: Aap K Ghar Mien Jaga Jaga Choohe naachte Phirte Hain! Maalik Makan: Te hor 1200/- wich ‘NARGIS’ Aa K

Sarapa ashak hon mein ab bikhar jaon

Sarapa Ashak Hon Mein ab Bikhar Jaon Tou Behtar Hai Jidhar Jate Hain ye Badal Udhar Jaon Tou Behtar Hai Ye Dil Kehta Hai

Maan baap ka ehtaram aik bacha

Maan baap ka ehtaram. aik bacha gali main cricket khail rha tha. os nai shot lagai or os k ghar ke window ka shesha

Future k urdu mahaawry aur un meanings

Future k urdu mahaawry aur un k meanings: *light aa gai = boht khushi ka izhar krna *aj light nai jae g= jhoot bolna

Memon ka beta girl friend k

MEMON ka beta girl friend k sath ghoom k ghar ayato baap ne poocha,kitnay paisay kharch kiye?Beta: 50 rupye.Baap: itne saray?Beta: Abba us k

Ali as k laal se haq ka

Ali (A.S) K Laal (A.S) Se Haq Ka Nishan Baqi Hai Imam (A.S) Hain Toa Yeh Sara Jahan Baqi Hai Na Apnay Zor Pe

Pathan shirt utar k ghar bahar khara

pathan shirt utar k ghar k bahar khara tha ek aadmi bola;wah sardar g kya seena hai! pathan fakhar se;abe ye to kuch bhi

Ek admi k pass 2 parrots they

Ek admi k pass 2 parrots they ek din us nay un donun ko kiss kartay dekha to donun ki tind kar di kuch

Manzil bhi kho chuka hoon safar nahi

Manzil bhi kho chuka hoon safar bhi nahi raha.. Mairi kisi Dua may asar hi nahi raha Jab se hoi hai dil ko khabar

Wo aks ban ker meri chasm e ter main

Wo aks ban ker meri chasm-e-ter main rahta hai, Ajeeb Shaks hai pani K ghar main rahta hai.

Main sans bhi gin kar leta hun

Main Sans Bhi Gin Kar Leta Hun Jis Roz Safar Main Rehta Hun, Ek Khofzada Jiwan Le Kar Main Moat K Ghar Main Rehta

Suppose karo aap merey sath raat k

Suppose karo, Aap merey sath raat k 3 bajey akely ghar mein aap k ghar ki chat ki seedhiyon par bethey baatein kar rahey

Bhadur khan aik dafa ka zikar hai

Bhadur Khan… Aik dafa ka zikar hai k aik pathan kisi k ghar gaya door pe knock kia ander se awaz i k kon

Jawabi khat ma yun usne mery bary

Jawabi khat ma yun usne mery bary ma likha tha, Bura b keh nhi sakty mgr achy nhi lgty, Nhi masrof ma itna k

Dabi si woh muskurahat labon pay apnay

Dabi Dabi Si Woh Muskurahat Labon Pay Apnay Saja Saja K Woh Narm Lehjay Main Baat Karna Aada Say Nazrain Jhuka Jhuka K Woh

Toot jaty hein bikhar hein kaanch k

Toot jaty hein bikhar jaty hein.. Kaanch k ghar me muqaddar.. APNE Ajnabi to sada pyaar se miltey hein.. Bhool jaty hein to aksar…

Ghairat dar insan kabhi zinna nhi kar

Ghairat dar Insan kabhi Zinna nhi kar sakta. (ke yehi musibat is k Ghar bhi aa sakti hai) {Frman Imam e Ali a.s} Ref:Nhaj-ul-Balagha.

Man beta ap k abu ghar per

Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain Man: acha apne bare bhai ko bulao Boy: wo

Nikal k ghar se kabhi mere raston

nikal k ghar se kabhi mere raston mein aa, bikhar k meri tarah tu musaafton mein aa, teri talaash mein main jane kab se

Nahin masroof main itna k ghar ka

Nahin Masroof Main Itna K Ghar Ka Rasta Bhulun ‘Aslam’ Koi Jab Muntazir Na Ho To Ghar Acha Nai Lagta.

Hussain as mehboob e kibriya hy

HUSSAIN a.s Mehboob E Kibriya Hy HUSSAIN a.s Ghurbat Ki Inteha Hy HUSSAIN a.s Maqsood E Karbala Hy HUSSAIN a.s Mazloom E Karbala Hy

Kahen sehra kahen sokhe shajar ache nahi

Kahen sehra kahen sokhe shajar ache nahi lagte Mujhe ab khwabzaaron k safar ache nahi lagte Jawabi khat ma yun us ne mere bare

Pathan k ghar raat 2 baje phone

Pathan K ghar raat 2 baje phone aya ‘Aap So to nahirahy thy’ Pathan ghussey me bola: Khabees ka bachcha.. Zarori nahi K har

Sardar to nurse agar mery ghar

Sardar to Nurse: agar mery ghar beti ho to kehna Fail agar beta ho to kehna Pass. Sardar k ghar khusra peda hua, Nurse:

Arz kia hay jab bhe mehboob k

Arz kia hay…… Jab bhe mehboob k ghar k pas se guzarta hoo . . . . . . . . . . .

Teacher papu se btao murgi andon

Teacher papu se: Btao murgi andon par q bethti hae? Papu_Q k us k ghar par kursi naheen hoti.

Wo ashk bun k mere chashm e tar main

wo ashk bun k mere chashm-e-tar main rehta hai ajeeb shakhs hai pani k ghar main rehta hai

Sarapa ashk hon main ab bikhr jaon

Sarapa ashk hon main ab bikhr Jaon to behtar hy Jidhar Jaty hain ye baadal udhar Jaon to behtar hy.. Ye Dil kehta hy

A sad sms for all young boys

A Sad Sms For All Young Boys. Dear Buddy Dis Valentine Is Comig On Sunday. Ab Kia Bol K Ghar Se Niklo Ge?? Hahaha..

1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho

1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho gya lekin lrki ne use thukra diya Lrke ne kaha tm 100 din k andar mjh sy

Pappu k boss ne usy job se

Pappu k Boss ne usy job se nikal dia, Pappu roz Boss k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata Boss: Ye kia harkat

Aadhi raat ko kisi nain baja di

aadhi raat ko kisi nain baja di faraz k ghar ki bell faraz neeche aaya to watchman ne kaha”chachu all is well

Laila sa k ghar mein dosto jashan

Laila (S.A) K Ghar Mein Dosto Jashan e Nazool Hai Aaghosh Mein Hussain (A.S) Ki Chhota Rasool (A.S) Hai

Thikana qabar hai ebadat kuch to kar

thikana qabar hai ebadat kuch to kar ”’FARAZ”’ kahawat hai keh khaaali haath kisi k ghar jaya nahin karte…

Dost wo nhe jo ap k kam

dOsT wO nHe Jo aP k kam aaE, dOsT wO hai Jo aPki T-ShirT ManG kR LeJae 0r kaBi waPiS Na de.. dOsT wO

Safar e wafa ki raah main manzil jafa thi

Safar-E-Wafa Ki Raah Main Manzil Jafa Ki Thi, Kaghaz K Ghar Bana K B Khawahish Hawa Ki Thi, Thi Jugnuwon K Shehar Main Taaron

Hmari light to ab is tarha se

Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy FARAZ.. Jese Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy… (-,-) Acha abbu me

Mohabat sirf visal e sanam kab hai is k

Mohabat sirf visal-e-sanam kab hai is k hazaroon roop rang hain ye har rang main muskurati hai Rooty bachy ko chup karna b Mohabat

Toot jaty hein bikhar hein kaanch k

Toot jaty hein bikhar jaty hein.. Kaanch k ghar me muqaddar.. APNE Ajnabi to sada pyaar se miltey hein.. Bhool jaty hein to aksar…

5 sawal jawab dil mein den

5 Sawal 5 Jawab Dil mein Jawab den Phir Jawab Dekhen 1=Mohabat mein dil chata hai k mehboob se baten karen 2=Mehbob K liye

Gham me b maza ata hai

Gham me b maza ata hai Gharibo k ghar b khuda Ata hai HUM to Apko roz yad karte hain Ek apka SMS hai

20091 class ka baccha apni miss se

2009.1 class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai.Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hun? Miss: So sweet! Baccha: To phir me apne ammi abbu

Shadi k waqt sab se mushkil kam

Shadi K Waqt Sab Se Mushkil Kam Kya Hy? Larki Se Bat Krna? Ni Kiss Karna? Ni Pyar Karna? Ni So Jana? Ni .

True friendship bap raat kahan thay

‘True Friendship’ BAP: Raat kahan thay? BETA: Dair ho gai thi to dost k ghar stay karliya tha. BAP ne usi waqt phone uthaya

Ek sardar k ghar chor agaye ko

EK SARDAR K GHAR CHOR AGAYE SARDAR KO PATA CHALA TO UTH K CHOR K PEECHE BAGA CHOR B BAGNE LAGA SARDAR DORTE HUE

Pyar to hum nay bohat kiya faraaz

Pyar To Hum Nay Bohat Kiya Faraa”z Par Kabhi Wafa Na MiLi Hum Jab Bhi Us K Ghar Gaye Humain Us Ki Behan Milli

Tujhy ab kis liye shikwa hy k

Tujhy ab kis liye shikwa hy k ‘Bachy’ ghar nhe rehty, Jo patty zard ho jaen wo pairron pr nhe rehty. Tu kyun be-dakhal

Jab kissi par bura waqt ata hai

Jab kissi par BURA WAQT ata hai to us k ghar wale aur us k sare dost us k peechay kharray hote hain… Yaqeen

Teacher yeh muhavra poora karo jin k

Teacher: Yeh Muhavra poora karo! ‘Jin k ghar sheeshay k hote hain….’ Student: ‘Wo light Off kar k toilet jate hain…

Hazhrat abu huraira se riwayat hai k

Hazhrat Abu Huraira Se Riwayat Hai k Rasool (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya jo shakhs apnay ghar main wazu karay aur Allah k ghar main se

1 ghar me 20 log rehte hein

1 Ghar me 20 Log rehte hein, Or In k ghar mein har Roz 20 Rotiyan pakti hein. Mard 3 Rotiyan khaty hein, Aurat

Suppose karo aap merey sath raat k

Suppose karo, Aap merey sath raat k 3 bajey akely ghar mein aap k ghar ki chat ki seedhiyon par bethey baatein kar rahey

Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi

Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein ussy nokar mila tou maalik ne pocha k ghar

Sarapa ashak hoon main ab bikhar

sarapa ashak hoon main ab bikhar jaon to behtar hai.jidhar jate hain ya badai udhar jaon to behtar hai,ya dil kehata hai tere shehar

Ali as ko khaliq e akbar ki

Ali (A.S) Ko Khaliq e Akbar Ki Aen Kehtay Hain Hassan (A.S) Ko Qalab e Risalat Ka Chain Kehtay Hain Luta K Ghar Ko

Eik admi apne dost k ghar gaya

Eik Admi apne dost k ghar gaya, Bell bjane par eik chhota sa bacha bahir nikla Admi: Beta Aap k abbu ghar par hain?

1larka 1larki ko roz dakhna k liya

1LARKA 1LARKI KO ROZ DAKHNA K LIYA USKI SHOP SE 1CD KHARIDA KARTA THA LARKE KO LGTA THA LRKI USY KABHI NAHI CHAHE GE

Admi dost k ghar gia ghanti bajany

Admi dost k ghar gia Ghanti bajany par chota sa bacha bahir nikla! Admi: Baita ap k abou gar par hen? Bacha. G wo

2nd

,¤”’¤ .,. ¤”’¤, ¤ 2nd ¤ ‘¤ Ashrah ¤’ ‘¤,Mubarik,¤’ ‘¤,:,¤’ Allha app ko dhero khusiya aata farmain app k ghar ma khero barqat

Aik kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag

Aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai Or Wo Apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka. Kion? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Hum gaye un k ghar kehne dil

hum gaye un k ghar kehne dil se s=dil mila lo; un ki amma ne darwaza khola hum ne kaha aunty bachon ko polio

Zindagi jo ek basti hoti aur

zindagi jo ek basti hoti aur basti ki galiyon mein sapnoun k ghar hote tu meri jeewan basti mein sab se ziyada ghar hote…!

Dabi c wo muskuraht labon pe apny

Dabi Dabi C Wo Muskuraht Labon Pe Apny Sja Sja K ‘Wo Narm Lehjy Me Bat Krna Adaa Se Nazrein Jhuka Jhuka K ‘Wo

Pathan k ghar mehman aate hain ki

Pathan k Ghar Mehman Aate hain. Pathan ki Bv pathan se: Tum Hamesa Mehmanon se ulti seedhi Bat Keh Dete Ho, ab hn ki

Yeh kon mazloom hai k jis ki

Yeh Kon Mazloom Hai K Jis Ki Jabeen Lahu Se Damak Rahi Hai Bara Andhera Hai Is K Ghar Mein Bas Ek Shamma Bharak

Mera to ranjishen sari mitane ka irada

Mera To Ranjishen Sari Mitane Ka Irada Tha Galey Us Shakhs Ko Phir Se Lgane Ka Irada Tha Chlo Acha Hua Us Ne Mujhe

Woh darakht jin per parindon k ghar

Woh darakht jin per parindon k ghar nahi hotey, Daraz jitney bhi hon mautbar nahi hotey, mere doston ki pehchan hai sirf itni, Un

Ghar se yeh soch k nikla hon

Ghar se yeh soch k nikla hon k Mar jana hai Ab koi Raah dikha de k kidhar jana hai Jism se sath nibhane

Thikana qabar hai ebadat kuch to kar

Thikana ‘QABAR’ hai Ebadat kuch to kar /______________ | |_____________| Rewayat hai k khali hath ksi k ghar jaya nahi kartay…! A silent msg

Gham me b maza ata he gharibon

Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,, Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,, hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,, Ek ap ka

Muddat say thi kisi se milnay ki

Muddat say thi kisi se milnay ki aarzu, Khwahish e didar ko dil men daba dia, Kisi ne di khbar k wo aayen gay

ap ko aur ap k ghar

{*%%%%%%%%*} Ap ko aur ap k ghar waloon ko meri tarf se |=–.._..-=-._. | ! (* ; |=–!._..-=-._; | | 14 AUGUST MUBARAK!

1 khusra elections mein vote magty hue

1 khusra elections mein vote magty hue: Main yaqeen dilata hn agar hum kamyab huy tu, jab b kisi k ghar kaka howa,GOVERMENT muft

1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k

1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi or toofan aa gayaadmi asman ki taraf dekh kr

Ae chand apni chandni un per nichawar

Ae Chand Apni Chandni Un Per Nichawar Krna Unhain Apni Aagosh Mein Lena Unhain Pyar Se Thapki Dena Or Kehna Unhain Koi Yad Krta

1 khusra vote mangte hue hamen do

1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue “Hamen Vote Do, Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida

Woh darakht jin per parindon k ghar

Woh darakht jin per parindon k ghar nahi hotey, Daraz jitney bhi hon mautbar nahi hotey, mere doston ki pehchan hai sirf itni, Un

Toot jate hain bikhar kanch k ghar

‘Toot jate hain bikhar jate hain Kanch k ghar me muqaddar ‘APNE’ ‘Ajnabi to sda pyar se milte hain Bhool jate hain to aksar

Q1 ghar mai 20 log rehty hen

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