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k-andar SMS Messages

Wo dhdte rahe humen idhar udhar shayad

Wo Dhöödte Rahe humen idhar Udhar shayad Unhen hamari Talash thi,, Par afsos k jis Qabar par un k Qadam thay usi k Andar

Wife subha naha kar apni shalwar k

WIFE Subha Naha Kar Apni Shalwar K Andar Agrbati Ghuma Rahi Thi HUSBAND: Ye Kya Kar Rahi Ho? WIFE: Tum Jao Office. Mera b

Sawan ki thadi raton m rimjim

Sawan ki thadi raton m Rimjim kerti Barsaton m Ma aksar Socha kerta hon. . . . k. . . . .k . .

Gor talb money k qatrey tatton

(GOR TALB) Money K Qatrey TaTToN K Andar Bethy Aapis Mein Batein Kar Rahay Thay 1-Main BaHiR Ja K Piolt BaNo Ga 2-Main Engineer

Mein ne kr dia makan mein chirkao

Mein ne kr dia makan mein chirkao zehr ka,,, aur deemak thi mery jism k andar lagi howi…

Hum aksar yeh samjhty hain jisey

Hum aksar yeh samjhty hain….. jisey hum piyar kartey hain…. usey hum chor saktey hain….. magar aisa nhi hota…… MOHABBAT DA’IMI SACH HAI! mohabbat

Dard agar aadmi hota to gareban

Dard agar aadmi hota To gareban pakar kar kehte Iss tarha rehte hyn Be-chain dilon k andar Iss tarha karte hyn Be-maro?n k sath

Ye sirf test msg hay nechay dekhnay

Ye sirf TEST msg hay nechay dekhnay k liye button na dabain shukriya. . . . . . . . . . . .

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain

‘Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain mujhe, Main samajhta tha mere dost samajhte hain mujhe, Main to yun chup hon k andar se

1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho

1 lrke ko lrki se pyar ho gya lekin lrki ne use thukra diya Lrke ne kaha tm 100 din k andar mjh sy

Insan ki izat karo aur us se

‘Insan Ki Izat Karo Aur us se Muhabat Karo Kiyun K har insan K Andar Khuda Ki Koi na koi ‘SIFAT’ Mojood Hoti Hai’.

Ae musalmano khabardar zana se bacho

Ae Musalmano Khabardar Zana Se Bacho Kyunki Is Mein 6 Siftein (Buraiyan) Hain 3 Duniya K Andar Aur 3 Aakhrat K Andar 3 Duniyavi

Mehak me saray huroof dho kr

‘Mehak me Saray huroof dho kr ‘Snae’ Rabe Jalil likhun ‘Taveel tr Se Taveel likhun ‘Jamal likhun ‘Jameel likhun ‘Usi ko uski daleel likhun

Dard agar aadmi hota dard to

Dard agar aadmi hota ‘Dard agar aadmi hota To gareban pakar kar kehte Iss tarha rehte hyn Be-chain dilon k andar Iss tarha karte

Paradoxical thoughts relatd to matrimonial age

Paradoxical thoughts relatd to Matrimonial Age 1) Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay: Ya Allah apnay hifz-o-aman main rakna. Ghar atay huay: Ya Allah

1 khusray ney mardana taqat ka capsule

1 Khusray ney Mardana taqat ka Capsule Khaya tou Uss k andar sy Awaz aai. . Hum Maazrat Khuwah Hein . . . Aap

Udas honto per muskarahat k phool aaen

UDAS HONTO PER MUSKARAHAT K PHOOL AAEN TO JAAN LENA K, DIL K ANDAR KI KUCH UDASI BHOT UDASI MAI DHAL RAHI HAY…

Moombati k andar ka dhaga bola jalta

MoomBati K andar ka Dhaga Bola: Jalta to Me Hon Tm kyun Pigalti ho? Moombati Boli: Jis Ko ‘DIL Me Basaya Ho Wo Taklef

Wh kisi ur k hg to hum

Wöh kisi äur kä högä to hum par Qäyämät hö gi, Phir hum ko bhi kisi aur se nä muhäbbät hö gi, Ussey dekhäy

Aik muddat se meri sooch ka mhvar

Aik muddat se meri sooch ka mhvar tu hai Aik muddat se meri zaat k andar tu hai Main tere piyar k sahil pe

Gardish k baad zaat ka mehvar mila

Gardish k baad zaat ka mehvar mila mujhy. Jis sy nikal gya tha wo hi ghar mila mujhy. Zaray k aik juz sy khula

Gardish k baad zaat ka mehvar

Gardish K baad Zaat ka Mehvar mila mujhy Jis se Nikal gaya tha wohi ghar mila mujhy, Zarray k aik juz se khula Raaz’e’kaaenaat

Dil karta hai le loon teri zulfon

dil karta hai le loon teri (zulfon ki hawa) par mein kya karon mera uthta hi nai. (Qadam tere ghar ki taraf) meine us

Tu milay tu duniya ek mudat

Tu milay tu duniya milay Ek mudat se meri soch ka mehwar tu hai Ek mudat se meri zaat k andar tu hai,, Main

Ek sawal 3 makan hen har k

Ek sawal, 3 makan hen har makan k andar 1 jadoogar hy har makan k bahar ek chokidar hy makan k andar jate waqt

Wo chehra chand hy wo zulfen sham

Wo chehra chand hy wo zulfen sham ki soorat. wo lab phool k jaise hain wo aankhen jaam ki soorat. me jab kuch likhna

Agar kisi parhny waly mein dm hai

Agar KISI PARHNY WALY MEIN dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht sawal dekhe honge try it. 1. Adam A’A ne

1 pathan job k liye form fill

1 pathan job k liye form fill kar raha tha Us me 1 option tha k ap ka star kya hy? . Pathan ki

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain

Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain mujhe, Main samajhta tha mere dost samajhte hain mujhe, Main to yun chup hon k andar se

Khuwaab khoday to teri yaadon k khanddar

Khuwaab khoday to teri yaadon k khanddar niklay, Khud main doobay to teri zaat k andar niklay, Be wajah na thi be jaan baaton

Tujhay dil se nikala tu aisa laga

Tujhay DiL Se Nikala Tu Aisa Laga . . . Khud K Andar Koi Dewar Gira Di Jaisay . . . !

Kisi sabab se agr bolta nahi hon

Kisi Sabab Se Agr bolta nahi hon me! To Youn nahi K tumhe Sochta nahi hon me Me tmko Khud se juda Kr K

udaas honton pe muskurahat k phool

*. .udaas honton pe muskurahat k phool aain to jaan lena, k dil k andar ki kuch udasi,bohat udasi main dhal rahi hai. .*

Aaj kal k halaat aisay han faraz

Aaj kal k halaat aisay han faraz Jo apnay ghar pohnch gaya wo sikandar Aur jo na pohncha wo bori k andar..

Yeh barish bhi ajeeb hoti hai

‘Yeh barish bhi ajeeb hoti hai. Kabhi kabhi yeh insan k jism par nai rooh par barasti hai. Badal bahar nai jism k andar

Udaas hoonton pe muskurahat k phool aain

Udaas Hoonton pe Muskurahat k Phool Aain to Jaan lena,,,! K Dil k Andar ki kuch Udasi, Bohat Udaasi Main Dhal Rahi Hai!!….!

Yeh barish bhi ajeeb hoti hai kabhi

Yeh barish bhi ajeeb hoti hai. Kabhi kabhi yeh insan k jism par nai rooh par barasti hai. Badal bahar nai jism k andar

Namkin ghazl sarapa e sex ho tum or shararay

[NAMKIN GHAZL] Sarapa-e-sex ho tum or shararay hain ye MUMMAY, Sach to ye hai k mujhe jaan say pyaare hain ye MUMMAY, …Main ne

2 titliya 1 hi phool se piyar

2 Titliya 1 hi phool se piyar karti thi 2no ne te kia k jo Aakr pehle beth jaega wo zyada piyar karta hei

Udaas honton py muskraht k phool aain

udaas honton py muskraht k phool aain to jaan lena k dil k andar ki udassi bohat udassi me daal rahi hy

darwaze p tez hwa ka pehra

*’* Darwaze P Tez Hwa Ka Pehra H, Ghr K Andar Chup K Sae Dekh Rha Hn, *’* Jaisy Mra Chehra Mery Dushman Ka

Girl sho se sir kal

Girl = S.H.O se sir Kal 1 admi ne Meri izat loot li Pahle us ne Meri sarhi utari Phir blouse utara,phir brazier Phir

Hazrat ali ra ne farmaya har

Hazrat Ali (R.A) ne farmaya, Har Insan ki Izzat or us se Mohabbat Karo, Q k har Insan k andar ALLAH ki koi na

Mohbbt thair jaati hai hm aksr ye

Mohbbt Thair Jaati Hai.. Hm aksr ye smjhte hain Jise Hm pyar krte hain usay Hm bhol baithe hain.. Mgr aisa ni hota…. Mohbbt

Insan ki izat karo aur us

‘Insan Ki Izat Karo Aur us se Muhabat Karo Kiyun K har insan K Andar Khuda Ki Koi na koi ‘SIFAT’ Mojood Hoti Hai’.

Hai ilam o aagahi ka sumandar ali

Hai Ilam o Aagahi Ka Sumandar Ali (A.S) Ka Naam Letay Hain Gos o Qutab o Qalandar Ali (A.S) Ka Naam Fart e Adab

Gham e hussain as k aansu hain

Gham e Hussain (A.S) K Aansu Hain Apni Aankhon Mein Saja K Jisam Pe Matam K Dagh Laye Hain Suna Tha Qabar K Andar

2 titliya 1 hi phool se bohat

2 titliya 1 hi phool se bohat pyar karti then, dono ne teh kia k jo aakar pehle beth jaye ga wo zyada pyar

Wafa k roth janay per gazal takhleeq

WAFA K ROTH JANAY PER GAZAL TAKHLEEQ HOTI HAY KABHI SAJAN MANANAY PER GAZAL TAKHLEEQ HOTI HAY MAIN LAFZO KO MILA DETA HOO SOCHO

Khuwaab khoday to teri yaadon k khanddar

Khuwaab khoday to teri yaadon k khanddar niklay, Khud main doobay to teri zaat k andar niklay, Be wajah na thi be jaan baaton

Dard agar aadmi hota to gareban pakar

Dard agar aadmi hota To gareban pakar kar kehte Iss tarha rehte hyn Be-chain dilon k andar Iss tarha karte hyn Be-maro?n k sath

Agar dm hai to inka jawab do

Agar dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht sawal dekhe honge try it. 1. Adam A’A ne zameen par pehla phal

If u r genius to reply kro

If u r genius to reply kro Wo kya cheez he jo Masjid K Andar ho to Halal Or agr Masjid Se bahar ho

Agar dm hai to inka jawab do

Agar dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht sawal dekhe honge try it. 1. Adam A’A ne zameen par pehla phal

2 titliyan apas me gehri dost thin

2 titliyan apas me gehri ‘Dost’ thin 1 din dono ne game khelny ka faisla kiya. or 1 phool fix kiya k jo kal

Woh chera chand hai zulfein sham ki

Woh Chera Chand Hai Woh Zulfein Sham Ki Surat, Woh Lab Phool K Jaise Hain, Woh Ankhein Jaam Ki Surat, Main Jab Kuch Likhna

Indianhamare mulk mein taj mehal hai lekin

Indian!Hamare Mulk Mein Taj Mehal hai, Lekin Us K Andar Prinda B Par Nahi Maar Sakta. Misar!Hamare Mulk Mein Itna Husan Hai, Lekin kisi

1 kia aap pani k andar roa

1. kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho? 2.kia machli ko piyas lgti he? 3.parinde sony k baad perron se girte kiun nhn?

Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay ya

Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay! Ya Allah apnay Hifz O Amaan mae rakna.. Ghar aatay huay Ya Allah tera shukar..! Aur.. Shadi shuda..