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k-aap SMS Messages

Mehman ghar main aein to teendey pakaeye

Mehman Ghar main aein to Teendey Pakaeye Ghar main agar hon tanha to Murghey Uraeye Parhney k wastey Tution bhi hai moujood College ko

Mere dil k 4 hissay hain 1

Mere DIL K 4 Hissay hain 1 Khuda K liye 2 Maa K liye 3 Baap K liye 4 Doston K liye Sorry aap

kisi per aitmad karo to us

( Kisi per Aitmad Karo To Us bache ki tarah; jis ko aap hawa mian uchalo to wo hansta hai darta nahe ; Q

Choose 1 number dekhty hen k aap

Choose 1 Number dekhty hen k aap dua main kia mangte ho ge. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 reply must

1airaap sab se kuch chupa rahe ho

1.Air=Aap sab se kuch chupa rahe ho itna k khud se b 2.Water=jo aap ka hamsafar ho ga us ki niyat aur dil main

Baap tum ne apni ammi se unchi

Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese?

a real fact khushi mein

‘ A REAL FACT ‘ KHUSHI MEIN JO AAP KO BOHUT YAAD AAYE SAMAJH LO K AAP US SE BOHUT PYAR KARTE HO MAGAR

Aaj main aap ko bataungi k ka

Aaj Main aap ko bataungi k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai , , , , , , , , , , Main

Chahte hain aap ko pyar dein

Chahte hain Aap ko pyar dein dosti pe ye zindagi war dein per jab tumhara sms nhi Aata to dil chahta hy 8 .10

Dekhte hain k aap ki waja say

Dekhte hain k aap ki waja say aaj ye Kalma kitnay log parhtay hain.‘LA ILAHA ILLALLAH, MOHAMMADUR RASULULLAH’ (S.A.W.W) (SUBHAANALLAH) JAZAK’ALLAH

Aik pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata

Aik Pathan masjid mein namaz parhney jaata hai to molvi sahab kehtey hain key tamaam hazraat apne apne mobile phones ka switch off kardein

Urooj aur zawal zindagi ka lazmi hissa

UROOJ AUR ZAWAL ZINDAGI KA LAZMI HISSA HAIN KYUN K JAB AAP UROOJ PAR HOTE HAIN O AAP K DOSTON KO PATA CHALTA HAI

Teacher agar main tumhari ammi hoti to

Teacher: Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhain 2 din main sudhaar deti. Student: Miss Main 1, 2 din me apne abbu se mashwara

Dolat aur shorat kismat ki bat hai

dolat aur shorat kismat ki bat hai khusiya aur gum sab k pass hai pyar aur nafrat sab k dil k sath hai par

Dua mile bando se sath apno khushiyan

Dua mile bando se sath mile apno se khushiyan mile jag se Rehmat mile Rab se Pyar mile sub se yahi dua hai rab

Aap ki ek baat mujhey bohat pasand

Aap ki Ek Baat Mujhey Bohat Pasand Hai Wo Ye k Aap jab B Mera koi Sms parhty Ho To DIL Se parhty Ho

Ek aurat ne 10 saal k bachay

Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal k Bachay ko Cigarette Peety Dekha to Reh Na Saki, Aur Bachay se Kaha: ‘Kia Tumary Parents ko Maloom

Chose any number then i wil tell

Chose any number then i wil tell u k aap kis ki ”JUUDAI” berdasht nahe kr skty? 11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77,

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte sukhe

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye par dil kehta hai

Slct an alphabat n ill tell u

Slct An Alphabat N I’ll Tell U K Aap Kya Hasil Karenge Is Sal Me. A D G J M P T W Rply

Yaar me aap se bohot piyar karta

yaar me aap se bohot piyar karta hun kiyoon k aap bohot achay hain

Assalam o alaikum jesa k aap janty hen

Assalam-o-Alaikum Jesa K Aap Janty Hen Mera Muqsad Koi Lambi Chori Taqreer Ka Nahi hy, Na Hi Me Koi Lambi Chori Kahani Sunany wali

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge

Yaadein to dilon ko aur pas krti

Yaadein To Dilon Ko Aur Pas Krti Hai Zindagi Aap Jaise Doston Pr Naz Krti Hai Mat Ho Udas K Aap Durr Hen Humse

Aik angrez pakistan aya urdu seekhne jab

Aik angrez pakistan aya urdu seekhne jab janay laga to logo ne pucha k aap ne pakistan mai kya bolna seekha.. Angrez ne kaha..

Husn e shama likhon ya sarab likhon hamdam

Husn-E-Shama Likhon ya Sarab Likhon? Hamdam Likhon ya Khawab Likhon? Aap k Sarapa-e-Husn Say Heran Hon Main Meh-Jabeen Likhon Sahir Likhon ya Aaftab Likhon?

Ek pehlwan qartab dikha raha tha to

Ek Pehlwan Qartab Dikha Raha tha To Us Nay Ek Nimboon liya Or Us Say Poora Glass Bhardiya Sab Loag Dekh Kar Heraan Hogaye,

Main maadi haan par eeni v nahi

main maadi haan par eeni v nahi , jinna duniya wale mainu banaunde ne hadhon wadd pee k galtian aap karde te dosh mere

sms policeooo hum aapko arrest

,-¡”””””””¡ /–(SMS Police)”’O”””’O’O”’ Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain. Apki complain hai k aap Doston ko koi SMS nahi karte Kanjos mujrm:

Rasool allah ki sift ummi ko be

RASOOL ALLAH Ki Sift ‘Ummi’ Ko ‘Be Parhha’ Is Liye Kehte Hain K AAP Ne Kisi Se Na Parha,Likkha BaL K AAP Ko ALLAH

Aaj ki game aap k pas

Aaj ki Game Aap k pas sirf 3 ‘U’ hein Or Dekhte hein k Aap ye 3 ‘U’ mere liay kahan kahan lagatay hein

Zindagi me race kabhi mut lagana

Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana . But why ? Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ? Because jo

Khobsurat log lazmi nahi k acchay

KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Acchay ho, LEKIN…. ACCHAY LOG Hamesha KhobsooratHoty hain. Jaisy k Aap…? Meri misaal lylijye,!

Kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi

Kuch Nahi Chahiye Ek Muskan Hi Kafi Hay, Dil Me Bas Ek Arman Hi Kafi Hai, Arman Ye Hai K aap Sada Khush Raho..

Aap hamhe azmate rahe aur hum aap

Aap hamhe azmate rahe, Aur hum aap par yakeen krte rahe, Aap hamhe rulate rahe, Aur hum sab gam bulla kr aap ko hasate

Aj aftaari mery 7 karna bus

AJ Aftaari Mery 7 Karna . . . . . . . . Bus Aaty Waqt Khajoor Pakory 12 samosy 6 Chiken Roll Fruit

Khoobiyan itni tu nahi hum mein k

Khoobiyan itni tu nahi hum mein, k tumhain har pal yaad aayenge, par itna aetbar hai humain khud pe, k aap kabhi humain bhool

Husn e shama likhon ya sarab likhon hamdam

Husn-E-Shama Likhon ya Sarab Likhon? Hamdam Likhon ya Khawab Likhon? Aap k Sarapa-e-Husn Say Heran Hon Main Meh-Jabeen Likhon Sahir Likhon ya Aaftab Likhon?

Dil me tmhari yad k nashtar utar

‘Dil me tmhari yad k nashtar utar gaye Kitne sitare aankh se tootkar bikhargaye Aajaiye k aap ko tarse hay ab nazar Dekha nhi

Saal ki akhiri sham ka salam is

Saal ki akhiri sham ka salam is umeed k 7 k aap ki sub pareshania ajj shaam k dhalty suraj k 7 doob jaen

kash hum ek sms hotay bas

• Kash hum ek SMS hotay bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty Maana k aap hamy delete kar daitey laikin kuch dair

Aap hamhe azmate rahe aur hum aap

Aap hamhe azmate rahe, Aur hum aap par yakeen krte rahe, Aap hamhe rulate rahe, Aur hum sab gam bulla kr aap ko hasate

Good morningggg pakistan bhai log ko

GOOD morninGGGG Pakistan, Bhai log ko SALAAM, Doston ko HAAYE, Buzurgon ko AADAB, Boys ko HELLO, Girls ko PYAR, Aur khas doston ko, jaise

aap ki ek muskurahat ne

*. . .Aap ki Ek Muskurahat ne SUB ke hosh ura diye:-) WahWahWah Sub hosh main aanay hi walay thay k AAP phir Muskura

Choose the one number pata chale k

Choose the one number pata chale k aap ki ankhon mein kya chupa hai. 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 00

Dua ek aitmad hy duaek yaqeen bharosa

‘DUA’ ek aitmad hy ‘DUA’ek yaqeen hy ‘DUA’ek bharosa hy ‘DUA’ek umeed hy ‘DUA’ek guftugu hy ‘DUA’ ek pakizgi hy ‘DUA’ek wasila hy ‘DUA’

Silent msg only for all young boys

Silent Msg Only For All Young Boys.. Ek Sahabi Beemaar Ho Gaye To Unhon Ne Apni Beti Ko Bazaar Bheja ‘Hakeem’ Ko Bulanay K

Welcom to sach ka samna

‘WelCom to SACH KA SAMNA’ . jawab sirf HAAN ya NA mei dena hai . Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal.. . . . . Kya

Thori c nazr e karam kijiye mobile utha kr

Thori C Nazr-e-Karam kijiye, Mobile utha kr 1 SmS Kijiye, Ham jaante hen k Aap k pas time nhi, Mgr! Is Masoom C Jaan

Question blind play chalo dekhtay hain

Question …Blind Play… Chalo Dekhtay Hain K Aap Ko Apni Kis Baat Par Naaz Hai. Select 1 Number 01 02 03 04 05 06

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte sukhe

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye par dil kehta hai

Husn e shama likhon ya sarab likhon hamdam

Husn-E-Shama Likhon ya Sarab Likhon? Hamdam Likhon ya Khawab Likhon? Aap k Sarapa-e-Husn Say Heran Hon Main Meh-Jabeen Likhon Sahir Likhon ya Aaftab Likhon?

Select any pair of alphabet then i

Select Any Pair of Alphabet then, I Will Tell U k Aap kis Type ki Mohobbat Karte Hain…? MM FF CC ZZ AA SS

Benazir k liye faraz likhtay han

Benazir k liye Faraz likhtay han… BB hum sharminda han! , , Wah! wah! wah! , , BB hum sharminda han, , , ,

Short summery of 1st april spain per

‘SHORT SUMMERY OF 1ST APRIL’ spain per qabza hua to Muslims ko Christians ny wada kar k ship main swar kiya or kaha k

Dua ek aitmaad hai duaek yaqeen bharosa

‘DUA’ ek aitmaad hai ‘DUA’ek yaqeen hai ‘DUA’ek bharosa hai ‘DUA’ek umeed hai ‘DUA’ek guftugu hai ‘DUA’ ek pakizgi hai ‘DUA’ek wasila hai ‘DUA’

Bin ap k shehar ka wiran rehta

BIN AP K SHEHAR KA SHEHAR WIRAN REHTA HY BECHAR K AAP SE HAR RASTA SUNSAN REHTA HY WO APKA AP SE ZIYADA KHAYAL

Kisi nay hazrat ali ra say pucha

Kisi Nay Hazrat ALI (R.A) Say Pucha : DOST Aur BHAI Mein Kiya Farrq Hai ? AAP Nay Farmaya : BHAI Sona (GOLD) Hai

Anmol raaz agar koi aap ko acha

ANMOL RAAZ AGAR KOI AAP KO ACHA LAGTA HAI TO ACHA WHO NAHI ACHY AAP HO Q K AAP US MAIN ACHAI TALASH KARETY

Ek number select karo pata chaly k

Ek number select karo pata chaly k aap kis cheez main ziyada Dilchaspi rakhte ho. 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 16 18

Zindagi me her dum hastey raho hasna

Zindagi Me Her Dum Hastey Raho Hasna Zindagi Ki Zarorut Hai Zindagi Ko Is Andaz Mei Jiyo K Aap Ko Dekh Ker Log Kahen

Hum aap ko bataeingay k ka aane

Hum aap ko bataeingay k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai. Wait . . Searching . , , , , , , main

Hazrat abu moosa ashuri ra sai riwayat

Hazrat abu moosa Ashuri R.A sai riwayat hay k AAP S.A.W.W nai farmaya ‘kia mai tumko asan kalma na batado jo jannat k khazano

Choose a word then i tell u

Choose a word then i tell u k aap ka special aap ko kitna miss karta hai… Mohabbat Piyar Like Jan Kiss Love Naseeb

Ill tell u k aap ko sb

I’ll tell u k Aap ko sb say ziada pyar kis rishtay ki taraf sy mily ga . . . 1 2 3 4

Anmol raaz agar koi aap ko

Anmol Raaz Agar koi aap ko acha lagta hai to Acha wo nahi achy aap hain Q k aap us main Achaai talash karty

Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap

Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana hai. Sardar g party puhnchy to dekha K K

Kash hum ek sms hoty bas aik

Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar detay laikin kuch dair k

Aap ka chalna aap hansna daiknadaikh

Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna, aap ka daikna,daikh kar muskrana, ankain milana,nigain churana, aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina, hata k aap

Kis ko bataein k aap kitney

Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Kis Ko Bataein K aap Kitney Sweet Ho

Khutba juma khre ho kar dena hzrat

!!!Khutba Juma Khre Ho Kar Dena!!! ‘Hzrat Jabir R.A. farmate hn k Nabi S.A.W. Jume ke din khre ho kar khutba diya karte the

Dunya ki 4 heran kun haqiqten

Dunya ki 4 Heran kun Haqiqten Haqiqat 1: Aap Apni Sans Rok k Apne Eyes ko Close Nahi kar Sakte Haqiqat 2: Pehli Haqiqat

Good morningggggg pakistan behan log ko

GOOD MORNINGGGGGG pakiStaN, Behan log ko SALAAM, Dosto ko HYE, Buzurgo ko ADAAB Girls ko PYAR, Aur khas ko jaise k aap, Jadoo ki

Agar apse koi kahe k aap

Agar apse koi kahe k aap ‘GOODLOOKING’ho ‘SMART’ho or ‘GENIOUS’ho to rakh k thapper daina us ko….? or kehna…..! MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL

Humare pyare nabi salala ho aly hi

Humare Pyare NABI (Salala Ho Aly Hi Wasalam) Ne Allah se Arz ki: ‘Meri Ummat ka Hisaab Mere Supurd kar Dijiye Ta k Doosri

Assalam alaikum urj aur zawal zindagi ka lazmi

Assalam-ø-Alaikum ‘Urøøj Aur Zawal Zindagi Ka Lazmi Hissa Hain, Q K Jab Aap Urøøj Par Høtay Hain Tø Aap K Dostøn Kø Pta Chalta

Reporter meera gi ham ny suna hai

Reporter: Meera gi ham ny suna hai k aap cigrette peti hai . . . . . . Meera: Ooh my gaaad, aff course,

1 mazedar sawal agar apko khuli

‘1 mazedar sawal’ Agar Apko khuli ijazat ho k Aap dunya me kisi k sath b shadi kar sakte hain to wo kon khushnaseeb

Humare pyare nabi saww ne allah se

Humare Pyare NABI (S.A.W.W) Ne Allah se Arz ki: ‘Meri Ummat ka Hisaab Mere Supurd kar Dijiye Ta k Doosri Ummaton k Samny Meri

Hazrat abu ayoob ra se marvi ha

‘Hazrat Abu AyoOb (R.A) Se Marvi ha k Aap (SAWW) Ne Frmaya, Jo Shakhs Ramzan k RoOze rakhe phir Us k bad 6 RoOze

Dua aitmad hy yaqeen bhrosa umeed guftgu

‘DUA’ Aitmad hy ‘DUA’ Yaqeen hy ‘DUA’ Bhrosa hy ‘DUA’ Umeed hy ‘DUA’ Guftgu hy ‘DUA’ Pakizgi hy ‘DUA’ Wasila hy ‘DUA’ Hosla hy

Select any one colour zara pata

Select Any One ‘COlOur’ Zara Pata TO Chale k Aap Se Sab DOsti Kyun Karte Hain…..¿ White Pink Orange Black YellOw Purple Blue Green

Thori hum pe nazar e karam kijiye

Thori hum pe nazar-e- karam kijiye Mobile utha kar koi sms kijiye Hum jante hain k Aap k paas time nahi hai Magar is

Mind game correct the spellings daiktain

mind game! correct the spellings. daiktain hain k aap kitnay zaheen hain. kul 100 marks hain. har sawal k 10 marks hain. kam az

Kuch log jutiyon k qabil hote hen

Kuch log jutiyon k qabil hote hen Jese k aap. . . . . Zardari ko dekh len. 🙂 B positive yar Apne lye

Siddiq k mana hen bht ziada sach

SIDDIQ k mana hen bht ziada sach bolny wala AAP (radi-Allah-u-anhu) zamana-e-jahiliyat hi se is laqab se Muqallab ho gaye the q k AAP

Urooj aur zawal zindagi ka lazmi

‘UROOJ AUR ZAWAL ZINDAGI KA LAZMI HISSA HAIN KYUN K JAB AAP UROOJ PAR HOTE HAIN O AAP K DOSTON KO PATA CHALTA HAI

Dua aitmad hai yaqeen bhrosa umeed guftgu

‘DUA’ Aitmad hai ‘DUA’ Yaqeen hai ‘DUA’ Bhrosa hai ‘DUA’ Umeed hai ‘DUA’ Guftgu hai ‘DUA’ Pakizgi hai ‘DUA’ Wasila hai ‘DUA’ Hosla hai

Select 1 no apko pata chalega k

Select 1 no apko pata chalega k aap kis m00d k hain? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Reply Fast & must

Select 1 pair then i will tell

Select 1 Pair Then I Will Tell You K Aap Ka Or Aap K Life Partner Ka Relation Kaisa Ho Ga..? Sky+Star Heart+Mind Face+Body

Agar apse koi kahe k aap

Agar apse koi kahe k aap ‘GOODLOOKING’ho ‘SMART’ho or ‘GENIOUS’ho to rakh k thapper daina us ko….? or kehna…..! MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL

Select 1 c0de then i wil tell

Select 1 c0de then i wil tell u k aap kis cheez mein mahir h0. . *-12-* *-23-* *-34-* *-45-* *-56-* *-67-* *-78-* reply

Purani kahawat hay ke subha waqt uth

Purani kahawat hay ke subha ke waQt uth k koi tension nhi leni chahiye Phir bhi . . . . . Hum uth k

Meri dua hy k aap 2011

‘Meri’ ‘DUA’ ‘ hy’ ‘k’ ‘aap’ ‘2011’ ‘k’ ’12’ ‘mahine’ ‘khUsh’ ‘rho’ ’52’ ‘hftY’ ‘muskr te’ ‘rho’ ‘365 ‘din’ ‘aap ‘pr’ ‘ALLAH’ ‘mehrban’arhe’ ‘8760

Mri dua hay k aap anay

‘Mri’ ‘DUA’ ‘ hay’ ‘k’ ‘aap’ ‘anay waly ‘sal’ ‘k’ ’12’ ‘mahine’ ‘khush’ ‘raho’ ’52’ ‘hafte’ ‘muskurate’ ‘rho’ ‘365 ‘din’ ‘ap ‘pr’ ‘Allah’ ‘mehrban’rahe’

Shadi ki rat husbnd confuse hogya

Shadi ki rat husbnd confuse hogya k apni BV se kya bol0n..? . Akhir wo bola.. Aap k ghar wal0n ko mal0m hy… K

Part 3 woh kehti hai batao na

(Part-3) Woh kehti hai, Batao na kise khone se darte ho.? Btao kon hai Woh ? Jis ko ye Mausam bulate hain.. Me kehta

Meri har baat k her ek jumly

Meri har baat K Her ek Jumly main, Her ek Lafz main, Her ek Hurf main, Her ek Matlab main, Sirf Ek DUA hai.

Dil main kisi yaad k nishtar utar

Dil main kisi yaad k nishtar utar gaey Kitny sitary aankh se tuty bikhar gaey Aa jahiye k aap ko tarsay hai ab nigah

Dil me tmhari yad k nashtar utar

Dil me tmhari yad k nashtar utar gaye Kitne sitare aankh se tootkar bikhargaye Aajaiye k aap ko tarse hay ab nazar Dekha nhi

Iran aik shiya state hy mgr wahan

IRAN AIK SHIYA STATE HY MGR WAHAN B MATTAM ROADS PER KERNA MAMNOOH HY MATLAB HY USS KI IJAZAT NAHI HY K AAP ROADS

Na mene kbi ghurr kia na

‘Na mene kbi Ghurøør kia Na aap ne køi kasøør kia Bs waqt ny hmen døør kia Mene message aapko Zarøør kia Q k

Na meine kabhi guroor kia aap

Na meine kabhi Guroor kia Na aap ne koi Kasoor kia Bus waqat ne hame door kia Mene aap ko message Zaroor kia Kiyoon

Duniya ki 5 hiraan kun haqiqaten haqiqt

DUNIYA KI 5 HIRAAN KUN HAQIQATEN: Haqiqt 1: Ap apni saans rok kr apni eyes band nhi kr skte Haqiqt 2: Pehli haqiqt parhne

Ek professor shadi shuda logon ko lecture

Ek professor Shadi Shuda Logon ko lecture de Raha tha Professor: Aap Logon Mein Se kon Chahta Hai K Us ki B.V Chalaak hojaye?

Pathan ki wife aaj hum ne special

Pathan ki wife: ‘Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hy jisko kha k aap khushi sy pagal ho jao gy.’ Pathan: ‘BEGUM aisa kia