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Some of the best moments in life

Some of the best moments in life:- Lying in bed listening to the rain outside… Thinking about the person you love… A long drive

Source kaise kat ti hai woh raatain

source : Kaise Kat-ti Hai Woh Raatain.. | Hindi Shayari | Shayari Love | Sms Shayari | Hindi Sms Jokes | Romantic Sms Shayari

Pappu goes to hotel orders biryani

Pappu goes to hotel Orders biryani Eats biryani n drinks water Washes his hands Pays bill n goes back home No jokes plzz! Haalaat

Source sad shayari hindi love

source : Sad Shayari | Hindi Shayari | Shayari Love | Sms Shayari | Hindi Sms Jokes | Romantic Sms Shayari | Love Shayari

Teacher bare hokr kiya bano ge

Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Pathan: Mera bap kehta hy mai jitna marzi parh lon, Wo nai

Sardar manmohan singhs next election agenda 1ban

Sardar Manmohan Singh’s Next Election Agenda: 1)Ban On Sardar Jokes. 2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song. 3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega

Wiping tears together sharing really stupid

Wiping tears together.. Sharing really stupid and small things.. Not caring about the distances.. Being naughty with each other.. Being honest with each other..

To the outside world we all grow

To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know

D e d i c a t

D e d i c a t e d To All My J I G x X x …Not Even The Best Dessert Can

Geo pathan for those who say

GEO PATHAN FOR THOSE WHO SAY PATHANS R FOOLS, LETS SEE (1) A FOOL CAN’T MAKE AN ATOMIS BOMB– Dr QADEER KHAN DID IT

1 million memories hundred thousand inside jokes

1 million memories. 1 hundred thousand inside jokes. 10 thousand great times. 1 hundred secrets. just for 1 reason.. ..! ? FRIENDSHIP ? 🙂

S ap ka hair style z dressing

(S) ap ka hair style (z) ap ka dressing sense (I) bike par willing karna (M) ap ka chalna ka style (h) ap ka

Worlds shortest jokes 1 two women

Worlds shortest jokes: 1) Two Women are sitting quiet. 2) Two Sardars are playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill!!!

Do u knw wht mkes me hapi

Do u knw wht mkes me hapi wen u txt me? Not ur Jokes,trivias or puzles,not ur 4warded messgs..but ur nme dat apirs wen

Send this to everyone see k

Send this to everyone & see k apko konsa sentence milta hy *U r Master in Jokes *u r naughty *we r just frnds

I may run out of message 2

I may run out of message 2 text u. I may run out of jokes 2o. I may also run out of battery or

Suppose the world were only one of

Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a

Source wo nahi mera magar us

source : Wo nahi mera magar us se mohabat hai to hai., | Hindi Shayari | Shayari Love | Sms Shayari | Hindi Sms

Source sad shayari hindi love

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Hi my name is hina i want

hi my name is hina i want jokes, shairi sms but no adult jokes pls. 03153501099 this is my number.thank you

I know u think broke my heart

I know u think u broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it

question aap agar mujh se

?? QUESTION ?? Aap agar mujh se sachhey DIL se koi aik cheez humesha k liye maangna chaho to wo kya hogi?? ANS= (________)

Ladka ladki akele bethe pyar bhari baatein

Ladka Ladki Akele Bethe Pyar Bhari Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Ladki Ne Bade Pyar Se Ladke Ko Kaha Ladki: Mujhe Na Aapke Chutkule (Jokes)

2010 ending jokes black dukandar sy

2010 Ending Jokes.. Black Dukandar Sy: Uncle Rang Gora Krny Wali Cream Hy..? Dukandar: Han Hy.. Bcha: Tu Saaly Lagata Kyon Nahi… =P 😉

Girl in book store asked from sales

Girl in book store asked from sales man: ‘ap k pas wo book hai, ‘girls are intelligent”?. Salesman: Madam, Jokes book 2sri side par

Wo dheema hansti thi gussa aaye jo

wo dheema dheema hansti thi gussa aaye jo un ko khabi tu aage se main hansti thi koi baat ho un ko manwani kehaniyan

A difference of taste in jokes is

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

Small anger silly fights simple smss serious

Small Anger Silly Fights Simple SMS’s Serious Jokes Sensitive Feelings Senseless Speak Million Sorrys Mixture Of All The Above Is Wh8 V Call ‘FRIENDSHIP’

U know what makes me hapy when

U Know what makes me hapy when u msg me?Ur jokes..No!Graphics..No!Sweet msg..No! Just…ur ‘NAME’ that appears on the cel,it shows that u remembr me..@

Forgive o lord my little jokes on

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me. ~Robert Frost,

A true saying when your time

A true saying: When your time is good, your mistakes are taken as jokes. ßut, When your time is bad, even your jokes are