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I dont know exactly what being mature

I don’t know exactly what being mature is . . . . . but I think when you are finally able to joke about

Some one miss u kiss love

some one miss u some one kiss u some one love u oye its joke 4 u

Electronic joke 1 kunwari larki ko baccha

Electronic Joke. 1 Kunwari Larki ko Baccha ho Gaya. Boyfriend: Kaise Hua.? Larki Pyar se boli: Jis Raat Tumhe Ehtlam Hua, Mera BLUETOOTH on

Sardarji was asked what is a

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

A simple bye make us cry joke

A simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS

Agr namaz parhne k bhi pesay mila

Agr NAMAZ Parhne K Bhi Pesay Mila Karty, To Aaj Hm sb 5 waqt k Namazi Hoty Yaqin Nhi Rha Ksi Bhi Musalman Ko

Joke wife i think our daughter is

*JOKE* Wife: ‘I think our daughter is in love with someone.’ Husband: ‘How do you know?’ Wife: ‘Because she is not asking for her

Boy to girl will you marry

Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .? (Girl remains silent…) Boy : Plz speak something, I m dying. . .

Slect 0nly 1scene then ill tel u

Slect 0nly 1scene then i’ll tel u abt ur prsonalty. Its l00% true,try it…. not joke seriously 1.Taiz barish mei kids ka khailna. 2.Hlki

But i remember all the fun we

But I remember all the fun we had Every time I think about it, it makes me feel so sad I think about your

Doctor sardar g aap k gurday

Doctor : Sardar G, Aap k Gurday fail hogaye hain! Sardar: Ha Ha Ha, What a joke…! Mere Gurday to kabhi school gaye hi

Suppose the world were only one of

Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a

Joke of the year zardari said

‘Joke of the year’ zardari said: ‘ Qaum ki duaon se theek hun’ 🙂

Joke of the year afridi makes

joke of the year, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Joke height of language miss use student

*JOKE* Height of Language miss use: Student was watching a monkey play out of the class window when the professor suddenly noticed him and

Quote being a best friend is not

Quote* Being a Best Friend is not just sharing a joke,a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an

Magical msg28131221199190send it to 6 people

Magical msg! 2813/1221/199190 Send it to 6 people. Then go 2 ur inbox &Press # it Will show Ur Date of Birth. (its not

One thing kids like is to be

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove

No joke w0uld sound laughable once u

No joke w0uld sound laughable once u have heard it alreaDy. But why the same Pain hurts more than once, when we’ve already cried

Todays joke a girl said

Today’s Joke A Girl said . . . . . . . ~Trust me…~ 😀

A joke only for engineers once

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A ‘Constant’ n ‘e^x’ Were Standing, They Saw A Derivative Coming From Aside, Constant Ran Away Saying ‘Derivative’

Pyar to hum nay bohat kiya faraaz

Pyar To Hum Nay Bohat Kiya Faraa”z Par Kabhi Wafa Na MiLi Hum Jab Bhi Us K Ghar Gaye Humain Us Ki Behan Milli

You are abcdefghijkl a adorable b brilliant c cute

You are ABCDEFGHIJKL A-adorable B-brilliant C-cute D-dashing E-exciting F-fantastic G-gr8 H-humorous I-intelligent J-Joke K-kaisa L-laga

How to make a girl laugh on

How to make a girl laugh on Sunday..?? . . . . … . . . . . . Tell her a joke on

Last joke of 2011 sehwag ka

Last Joke of 2011… . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Sehwag ka record tornay ki koshish karun

A cute joke 1 choti si

“A CUTE JOKE” 1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli. Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro

If ur absence makes no impact then

If ur absence makes no impact, then ur presence is just a joke, have a gud day:-) Gud Morning

Girl what youll do if i die

Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die? Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A

Joke of the century agr next

JOKE of the CENTURY . Agr next time Amrica me sonami aya to us ka zimadar . . . . . Osama ho ga

Ai love u qi realy dkhuda k

A=i love u. Q=i realy love u. D=khuda k lye mera pecha chor do. T=u r just joke.. R=meri jan ab a jao na.

Qanoni joke vote dalne ke liye

Qanoni joke: Vote dalne ke liye 18 saal umar Or Shadi ke liye 21 saal umar hona zaruri ha Yani k B.V sambhalna mulk

Abbreviations which are not known to many

ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us: . COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease. JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment. AIM :

Aik pathan raat ko khana kha raha

Aik Pathan Raat Ko Khana Kha Raha Tha… : : : : : : To Ab Kya Woh Khana Bhi Na Khaye, Jaan LeLo

Small joke about you think ur

Small Joke about you: Think ur sitting in front of computer, wat computer wil think, do u know? ‘Intel inside mental outside’. hahahaha.. wait

I very well know the reason why

I very well know the reason, why u r taking too long to recover, u r realy being nursed there. joke a part, but

A kid calls the help desk to

A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem. Kid: When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star.

When u cant laugh on d same

When u Can’t Laugh On D Same Joke Again & Again, Then Why Do U Keep Crying 0ver d Same Thing 0ver & 0ver

Hum apke hain kon 1

‘=Hum= =Apke= =Hain= =kon= ? 1) Agr frnd to Ye msg wapas bejo 2) Agr Best frnd To koi joke bejo 3) Agr Lover

Hum apke hain kon 1

=Hum= =Apke= =Hain= =kon= ? 1) Agr frnd to Ye msg wapas bejo 2) Agr Best frnd To koi joke bejo 3) Agr Lover

Small joke about u think u

Small joke about U: Think u r sitting in front of computer, what computer will think, do u know? ‘Intel inside mental outside’. haha:-D

Swal kiya gya k 4 ko 5

Swal Kiya Gya K 4 ko 5 K bech likh kr dikhao. Chinese ne kaha: Joke! Japan: Impossible! USA:Wrong question! India:foolish question! Uk: not

Girl to pathan tum khali pait kitne

Girl to Pathan: Tum Khali Pait Kitne Apple Kha Sakte Ho? Pathan:4 Girl:Nahi Sirf 1,Qk Uske Bad Tumhara Pait Khali To Nahi Rehega Na

Great joke of 2011 pathan hmara

Great joke of 2011 Pathan: hmara yaar aaya hai chai to banao, Wife: Mai nahi bana rhi, Pathan Banao jab tmhara yaar aaye ga

What is facebook its

What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . Its A Place Where Boy Posts Joke, Gets No Response… And If Girl Posts The Same Joke,

Ek pthan subha nashta kr rha tha

Ek pthan subha nashta kr rha tha !!!! To ab kia wo nashta b na kre? Jaan lelo pthano ki Tum logo ko Hr

Friend is one who tolerates your worst

Friend is one who tolerates your worst MOOD, Manages to smile on your idiot JOKE, Tries to understand your craziest DREAM, And knows the

Joke qatil koshish karna umar qaid ho

*JOKE* QATIL: ‘Koshish Karna Umar qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho.’ Sardar Lawyer: ‘Don’t Worry, Pori Koshish Karunga.’ After Court Decision was made… QATIL: ‘Kiya

Doctor sardar jee app kay gurday fail

Doctor: sardar jee app kay gurday fail ho gaye hain! Sardar: ha, ha, ha what a joke mere gurday to kabhi school gay hi

What do you when a sardar throws

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do

I very well know the reason why

I very well know the reason, why u r taking too long to recover, u r realy being nurse-d there. joke a part, but

Nurse 2 sardarsardar g apka heart fail

Nurse 2 sardar.Sardar g apka heart fail hua he. Sardar:hahahaha WHAT A JOKE mera heart to school b nhn jata.

Neend mein ho to sapnay bhejo

NeEnd meIn hO tO SAPNAY bhEjo JaAg rAhe hO tO KHUSHI bhEjo HaNs rAhe hO tO JOKE bhEjo HuMein yaAd kAr rAhe hO tO

A joke explaining bitter reality bush

A Joke Explaining A Bitter Reality.. Bush & Obama Were Sitting In A Bar. A Guy Asks: Wat R U Planning? Bush: Planning World

A joke is an epigram on the

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

A caricature is putting the face of

A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth. Levity is often less foolish and gravity less wise

Humor is always based on a modicum

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.

Am i cute test call if i

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke

Johny johny yes papa job in textile

Johny johny yes papa… Job in textile yes papa… Lot of tension yes papa… Too much work yes papa… Family life no papa… B.P

Best football joke ever question what

BEST FOOTBALL JOKE EVER , Question-What Do You Do After Pakistan Wins The Football World Cup ? Answer. Switch Off The Playstation:-D:P