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jati-hy SMS Messages

Boy bus or larki aik jesi hoti

BOY: bus or Larki aik jesi hoti hai 1 jati hai to doosri aa jati hy GIRL: RAKSHAY or Larky aik jese hoty hain

Chalo tmko milata hon me us mehman

Chalo Tmko Milata Hon Me Us Mehman Sy Pehly Jo Mere Jism Me Rehta Tha Meri JAAN Sy Pehly Koi Khamosh HoJaye To Uski

3 room hain 1st me miyaan

3 Room hain 1st me Miyaan, B.V, 2nd me ak Rozedar 3rd me ak admi Namaz prh rha hy. . . Achanak koi ßahir

Kisi pathar numa dil pr b dastk

Kisi pathar numa dil pr b Dastk ho he jati hy K hasrat jag jaye to Qayamat ho he jati hy Kisi anjan chahry

1 pattan cinema hall mein cold drink

1 Pattan cinema hall mein cold drink ki bottle ley k betha tha. kabhi 15 mint mein moonh lagata to. . . kabhi 20

Teri chahat toh muqadar hy milley na

Teri Chahat Toh Muqadar Hy, Milley Na Milley, Rahat Zaror Mill Jati Hy Tujhay Apna Soch Ker

to ne dekha hi nahi

*. . .to ne dekha hi nahi naksh meri tanhai ka, mOhS!n. . .* eik qayamat hy jo har raat guzar jati hy. .

Yar mujy tmsy ye umeed na thetmhy

Yar mujy tmsy ye umeed na the,tmhy zrurat he kia thi k tm mery bary me logo ko ye btao k I m so

Rab sy mohabt or insan main kya

Rab sy mohabt or insan sy mohabt main kya farq ha? insan sy mohabt apki sb sy bari kamzori ban jati hy or Rab

Jab light jati hy americans

Jab LIGHT Jati Hy , Americans Power House CALL Karty Hein Japnese Fuse Test Karty Hein or Pakistani Gali Me Jhaank Kr Kehte Hein

Sari zindgi maa k naam karta hon

Sari Zindgi maa k naam karta hon, main khud ko maa ka ghulam karta hon, jinhon ne ki zindagi aulad pe nisar, jo hain

Mil jati hy kitno ko khushi

Mil jati hy kitno ko khushi…. Mit jatay hain kitno k ghum…. Message is liye bhejte hain hum…. Taa k door reh k bhe

Mohabbat kaasni phoolon ko gajron me

Mohabbat Kaasni Phoolo’n Ko, Gajro’n Me Piroti Hy, Gulabo’n ki Haseen Surkhi Me, Khwabo’n Ko Bhigoti Hy, Sunehry Rang ki Kaliya’n, Kai Sapne Dikhati

Hadis beshak allah ny zamen pr haram

*Hadis* ‘Beshak Allah ny Zamen pr Haram kardia hai k wo Ambiya k Jismon ko khai lehaza Allah k Nabi Zinda hen or inko

Yoon to duniya ik nuqte me simat

Yoon To Duniya Ik Nuqte Me Simat Jati Hy Teri Talash Me Ye Nuqte Aboor Kr Na Sake Ik Tera Pyar Mere Liye Motabr

Mohabbat ki imamat sirf 1 bandy ko

Mohabbat ki imamat sirf 1 bandy ko sonpo faraz idhr udher takne se namazain tot jati hy

December jab bhi aata hai december

december jab bhi aata hai ‘DECEMBER JAB BHi AATA HAi’ wo pagli phir se beetay mosam ko, yad krti he poraNe cards parhti hai,

Gunah ka moqa na milna b naimaton

‘Gunah Ka MoQa Na MiLna B Naimato’n Me Se Ek Naimat Hy. ‘ Pareshani HaLaat Se Nahi KhayaLaat Se Paida Hoti Hy. ‘ Behtreen

Jb pechly sal ramzan ay to

Jb Pechly Sal RAMZAN Ay To Mery Kuch Rozy Bagher SEHRI k Howe Qk Meri Nind Boht Paki Hy Or Me SEHRI Me Uth

E i d mubarak is mai

~E I D~ ~MUBARAK~”=*=” is mai preshani wali kya baat hy? . . . . . ‘Mera’ SMS JisKo Mil Jata Hy Samjho Uski

Q aati hy mujhy yad tumhari

‘Q aati hy Mujhy Yad Tumhari’ ‘Chura k le jati hy Neend Humari’ ‘Ab to bus yehi Khayal rehta hy Subha Shaam’ ‘Kab hogi

Punjabi sey pathan khan sahib kya jeans

Punjabi sey Pathan: Khan Sahib, Kya Jeans Mein Namaz Ho Jati Hy.? Pathan: Jis Ne Pehni Ho Uski Tu Ho Jati Hy, Magar Jo

Azaan internationl report k mutabiq duniya

‘AZAAN’ Internationl Report k mutabiq duniya me hr waqt goonjne wali aawaz AZAAN hy Indonesia se Fajar ka waqt shuru ho kr Samatra tk

Kharch jitna bhi karon ye aur barhti

Kharch Jitna bhi Karon Ye aur Barhti jati Hy Yaad Teri b Ajeeb Daulat Hy…

Parindon k labo pe tilawat jag jati

Parindon K Labo Pe Tilawat Jag Jati Hay Subha Drakhton Pe IBADAT Jag Jati Hy Muqarrar Waqt Nahi Uski NAWAZISH Ka Usay Jab Bhi

Wafa ki jang mat lrna ye bekaar

Wafa ki jang mat Lrna ye bekaar jati ha Zmana jeet jata ha mohbat har jati ha Hmara tzkra choro ham aise log ha

Naqqalon se hoshyar asli sms ki pehchan

Naqqalon Se Hoshyar Asli SMS Ki Pehchan Hmara Hr SMS Anokha Or [email protected] K Meyar Mutabiq Hota Hy Purany Ghish Pity Or Bazari SMS

Very interesting duniya ki sab se

Very interesting Duniya Ki Sab se Taqatwar Shay hy Loha. Har Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hy. Lohay se Taqatwar hy Aag, Jo Lohay ko

use kehna jab ulajhti hy to

* Use kehna, jab ulajhti hy to phir or ulajh jati hy, Ye zindagi hy, teri zulf nhi jo sanwar jaye gi.

Lipat kr apnay takye say rota rahta

lipat kr apnay takye say rota rahta ho main raat bhar kisi ki yaad mujhay sonay nahi deti yaad ati hy jab b ucki

Do0b jati hy kashtiyan jab atey tufan

Do0b Jati Hy Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hy Tufan Yadein Reh Jati Hy Bichar Jate Hy Insan Yaad Rakh0 Ge T0u B0hat Qarib Pa0ge Bh0ol

Ek larka hota hy us ko musician

Ek Larka Hota Hy Us Ko Musician Ban’ne Ka Bht Shauq Hota Hy. Wo Apni Parosan Se Pyar Krny Lgta Hy, Phir Us Ki

Hadis beshak allah ny zamen pr haram

Hadis* ‘Beshak Allah ny Zamen pr Haram kardia hai k wo Ambiya k Jismon ko khai lehaza Allah k Nabi Zinda hen or inko

Punjabi 2 pathan khan sahib kya jeans

Punjabi 2 Pathan: khan sahib, kya Jeans mein Namaz Ho jati hy.? Pathan: Jis Ne Pehni Ho uski to Ho jati hai, magar jo

1 bacha apni ami se pochta hy

1 BACHA APNI AMI SE POCHTA HY K MAMA YE PRAGNET KIS KO KAHTE HN TO US KI MAMA KAHTI HN K GUSA HONE

Ashk girtay hain to her saans pighal

Ashk Girtay hain to her Saans PIGHAL Jati hay, De k Ek Dard Naya her Shaam DHAL Jati hay, Tujh ko Seenay say Laga

2011 ka 1 esa swal jo apki

2011 ka 1 esa swal jo apki need hram kr de ga. Ap ne kbi ksi khusry ka jnaza para ho,dekha ho ya suna

Mohabbat ki imamat sorf 1 bandy ko

Mohabbat ki imamat sorf 1 bandy ko sonpo faraz idhr udher takne se namazain tot jati hy

Hadis beshak allah ny zamen pr haram

*Hadis* ‘Beshak Allah ny Zamen pr Haram kardia hai k wo Ambiya k Jismon ko khai lehaza Allah k Nabi Zinda hen or inko

Ashk girtay hain to her saans pighal

Ashk Girtay hain to her Saans PIGHAL Jati hay, De k Ek Dard Naya her Shaam DHAL Jati hay, Tujh ko Seenay say Laga

Agar ankhain milane k bad 2 or

Agar Ankhain milane k bad 2 or 2 = 4 ho jati hy To 2 dil milny k bad 1 kyun ho jata hai?

Preshani tazkra krne se barh jati hy

Preshani Tazkra krne se barh jati hy. Khamosh hone se km, Sbr krne se khatm Or Shukr krne se khushi me badal jati hy.

Nice comments 4 love mohabt aankh

Nice Comments 4 ‘LOVE’. Mohabt Aankh Se Nhi DiL Se Dekhti Hy (Shakspear) Jo Bar Bar Mohbat Krte Hen Wo Mohabt Krna Nhi Janty

Ghazal zamane se suna tha k

‘GHAZAL’ ‘Zamane se suna tha k mohbat haar jati hy Jo chahat yak tarfa ho wo chaht haar jaati hy Kahin par dua ka

Mohabbat izhar e m0habat jurm nahi magar 0s

MOHABBAT Izhar-e-M0haBat jurm nahi magar 0s sy J0 DeeN ki R0oh sy HaqDar h0 Q K M0habbat jub DeeN ki Had0od sy Nikaly t0

Meri chahat to muqadar hy milay na

Meri chahat to muqadar hy milay na milay. MØHSIN Raahat zaroor mil jati hy tujhe apna soch kar

Tamam sabuto or gawaho ko maddenzar rkte

Tamam Sabuto or Gawaho Ko Maddenzar Rkte Hue Apko Dfa 1/11/2011 K Teht 6 Din PhLe Eid mubarak Khte Hue Umar Bhar Khush Rehne

Baith jati hy mere pehlu me aa

‘Baith jati hy mere Pehlu me aa Kar kuch is Tarah ‘tanhai’ Tumhari yaad mere Ghar Ka koi Fard ho jesey…!

Parindon ky labon par ek tilawat jaag

Parindon Ky Labon Par ek Tilawat Jaag Jati Hy, Subah Ghar Ky Darakhton Par Ibadat Jaag Jati Hy, Muqarar Waqt Nahi Hy Ki Us

Zmany se suna tha k mohbt haar

Zmany Se Suna Tha K Mohbt Haar Jati He, Jo Chaht Ek Trfa Ho Wo Chaht Haar Jati He, Kahin Pr Dua Ka ‘Ek

Dil lgi me waqt e tnhai aisa b

Dil lgi me waqt-e tnhai aisa b ata hai Dost . . . K rat to chali jati hy mgr andhary nahi jaty..

Koi kehta hy yadain nasha ban jati

‘Koi Kehta Hy yadain Nasha Ban Jati Hy ‘Koi Kehta Hy K yaden Saza Ban Jati Hen ‘Pr yaad Jb Sache Dil Sy Kro

Tamam sabuto aur gawaho ko maddenzar rakte

Tamam Sabuto Aur Gawaho Ko Maddenzar Rakte Hue Apko Dafa 31/08/2011 K Tehat 6 Din PehLe HAPPY EID MUBARK Kehte Hue Umar Bhar Khush

Zamane se suna tha k mohbat haar

“Zamane se suna tha k mohbat haar jati hy Jo chahat yak tarfa ho wo chaht haar jaati hy Kahin par dua ka 1

Khhul jaata ha teri yaadon ka baazar

Khhul Jaata Ha Teri Yaadon Ka Baazar Sar-e-Shaam……! Meri Raat Bus Issi Ronaq Main Guzar Jati Hy…… Good Nite….

Tum kia jano sharab kese pilai jati

Tum kia Jano sharab kese Pilai Jati hai Kholne se phle botal hilai jati hai Phir awaz lgai jati hy Ajao Dard-E-Dil walo Yaha

Muhabat jeet hoti ha magar yeh haar

Muhabat jeet hoti ha magar yeh haar jati hy, Kabhi dil soz lamhon say Kabhi bey-kaar rasmon say Kabhi takdeer walon say Kabhi majboor

Zara c chot lage to wo ansu

zara c chot lage to wo ansu baha dti hy apni sakoon bhari goad me humko sula deti hy karte hy khata hum jab

Teri muhbbat to muqadar hy milay na

Teri muhbbat to muqadar hy milay na milay… ~Mohsin~ Raahat zroor mil jati hy tujhe yad krne se…

Ghazal kitna chaha hy tujjhe

GHAZAL – KITNA CHAHA HY TUJJHE KABI GHOR TO KAR. TU MERI SANSON MEIN HAI SHAMIL KABI GHOUR TO KAR RUK JATI HY AKSAR

Pareshani ka tazkira krte rehne se barh

Pareshani ka Tazkira krte rehne se barh jati ha, Khamosh hone se kam ho jati ha, sabar krny sy khatm hojati hy or Shukar

mujhe 2 cheezen bohat tang karti hen

.-”Mujhe”-. 2 Cheezen Bohat Tang Karti Hen,,,,, (1) *’AAP KI YAAD’* ..Jo Bohat Aati Hy. (2) .¤.’LIGHT’.¤. ..Jo Bohat Jati Hy…!

In sub ki yad a jati hy

in Sub Ki Yad A jati hy Wafa Ka Naam Na Lo Dosto Wafa buht Dil Dukhati Hai Wafa Ka Naam Lete hee Sobia

Mukammal do hi dano per ye tasbeeh e mohabbat

Mukammal do hi Dano Per ye Tasbeeh-e-Mohabbat hy, Jo aye Teesra Dana ye D0ri To0t jati hy, Muqarar Waqt h0ta hy Mohabbat ki Namazon

Jss suno telenor djuice walay 1

‘jss’ suno!! Telenor DJUICE walay 1 Sawal poch rahay hain Or sath hi keh rahy hain k ‘Ab nahi bolo ge TO Kal bukto

Kitne kubsurat si ho jati hy dil

Kitne kubsurat si ho jati hy dil ki baste, Jab kuch piyary log suba suba yad ahty hin.@

Dimagh hy to jawab do wo kon

Dimagh Hy To Jawab Do. Wo Kon Si Cheez Hai? Jis Ko Zameen Pe Phenko To Nahi Tootti Hai Lekin Paani Main Phenko To

Ladli papa ki ladli maa jaan hoti

….LADLI…. Papa ki ladli, maa ki jaan hoti hy beti, Saray jahan se pyari hoti hy beti, Ungli uthaye koi, tu lar jati hy

Prindon k labon pe tilawat jaag jati

Prindon K labon pe TILAWAT jaag jati hy Subah drakhton pe IBADAT jaag jati hy Muqarrar waqt nhi uski NAWAZISH ka Usay jab bhi

Ek larki park mein idher odher ghom

Ek Larki Park Mein Idher Odher Ghom Rahi Thi Ik Sardar Ny Pocha Aap Kya Talash Ker Rahi Hein..? Lerki: Shermaty Hoye, Me Apni

Husband office se wapis ghar aya khamosh

Husband office se wapis ghar aya.. khamosh, gehri soch me gumm.. Aa k bed pe khamoshi se let jata hy.. Wife aati hy sath

Tere ishq ne bakhshi hy ye soghat

Tere Ishq Ne Bakhshi Hy Ye Soghat Musalsal,, Tera Zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal.. Ik Muddat Hui Tere Baam’o Dar Se Nikle, Rehti Hy

Story once a boy was smoking at

Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho? boy:why? Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me

Pooochta hy jab koi dunya mein

Pooochta Hy Jab Koi Dunya Mein Mohabbat Hy Kahan Muskura Deta Hoon Main Aur Yaad Aa Jati Hy MAA …

1 sacha waqia jise soch k insan

1 Sacha Waqia Jise Soch K Insan Ki Rooh Kanp Jati Hy Mgr Zalimon K Hath Na Kanpe Lahore Me 4 Saal Ki 1

December jab bhi aata hai wo

‘DECEMBER JAB BHi AATA HAi’ wo pagli phir se beetay mosam ko, yad krti he poraNe cards parhti hai, k jis maiN oss Ne

Mujhe us jagah se bi buhut muhbt

Mujhe Us Jagah Se Bi Buhut Muhbt Ho Jati hy GuriyA . . . . . / Jahan Beth Kar Ek Bar Tujhe Soch

Saari rat guzar jati hy isi

Saari Rat Guzar Jati Hy Isi Kashmakash Mein ~Faraz~ . … . . K Kambal Ki Lambai Kon Si Hy Aur Chaurai Kon Si

Wo pagli phir se beetay mosam

wo pagli phir se beetay mosam ko, yad krti he poraNe cards parhti hai, k jis maiN oss Ne likha tha, MAiN LOTOON GA

Americaye building kitny din mai bani hy

America:ye building kitny din mai bani hy Pakistani:1 maah mai American:ye hmary mulk mai to 2 weeks mai ban jati hy Thora agay jany

Mausam hy barish ka aur yad tumhari

Mausam hy barish ka aur yad tumhari aati hy, Barish k har ek katre se aawaz tumhari aati hy, Badal jab garajte hain dil

chalo tumko milata hon me

*. . .Chalo Tumko Milata Hon Me Us Mehman Sy Pehly, Jo Mery Jism Me Rehta Tha Meri JAN Sy Pehly, Koi Khamosh HoJaye

Mausam hy barish ka aur yad tumhari

Mausam hy barish ka aur yad tumhari aati hy, Barish k har ek katre se aawaz tumhari aati hy, Badal jab garajte hain dil

Insan ko bolna seekhnay main aik saal

Insan ko bolna seekhnay main aik saal lagta hy, per kon sa lafz kahan bolna ha ye seekhne k liay puri zindagi lag jati

Ek larki park mein idher udher ghom

Ek Larki Park Mein Idher Udher Ghom Rahi Thi Sardar: Aap kya Talash ker Rahi Hein? Lerki: Shermaty Hoye, Me Apni zindgi k ley

Safha e waqt pe tehreer badal jati hai aayat e hijr

safha-e-waqt pe tehreer badal jati hai, Aayat-e-hijr ki tafseer badal jati hai Aisa aik waqt bi aata hai meri neend pe jab, khwab se

1rkho k sachai amanat hy aur

1)Rkho K Sachai Amanat Hy Aur Jhot Khyanat. Jo Qaum Allah Ki Rah Main Jahad Krna Chorh Deti Hy Aur Jis Qaum Main Be-Hayai

Reply must jb light jati hy

(Reply Must) Jb light jati hy to Moun se sb se phla lafz kea niklta hy? Send ur Frinds n get funy replyes bt

Tum mujhy khaak bhi samjho tou koi

Tum Mujhy Khaak Bhi Samjho Tou KOi Baat Nahi Ye Bhi Urrti Hy Tou Aankho’n Main Sama Jati Hy !!

Na jane q wo muje muskurake k

NA JANE Q WO MUJE MUSKURAKE K MELTA HY ANDER KE SARE GHAM CHUPA KE MELTA HY JANTA HY AANKHAIN SACH BOL JATI HY

Mosam hy barish ka or yaad tumhari

Mosam Hy Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Aati Hy Barish Ke Har Qatre Se Awaz Tumhari Aati Hy Badal Jab Garajti Hy, Dil Ki

Teacherbijli kahan se aati hykidmere mamo k

Teacher:Bijli kahan se aati hy? Kid:Mere Mamo k Ghar se! Teacher: kaise? Kid:Jab Bijli jati hy tou Mere Papa kehte hain‘Saalon ne Phir Bijli

Koshish kro k tum dunia me rhodunia

Koshish kro k tum Dunia me rhoDunia tum me na rhyQ-kkashti jb tk pani me rhti hy,khob terti hy,lekin jb pani kashti me a

Azan ki fzelatjo shuks azan ka 1jumla

(AZAN KI FZELAT)Jo shuks Azan ka 1jumla sun k usy dohraay tous k Nam-e-Amal may 2 lakh nekian likh di jati hy or jo

Jab ghazal meer ki parhta hy parosi

Jab Ghazal Meer Ki Parhta Hy Parosi Mera…. Ek Nami Si Meri Deewar Mein Aa Jati Hy..!!

Sonehri baat masroof zindagi mae namaz

SONEHRI BAAT’ Masroof Zindagi mae Namaz parhna DUSHWAR hota hy, *Lekin* Namaz parhnay se ‘DUSHWAR ZINDAGI’ bhi AASAN ho jati hy..

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy to boht tkleef hoti hy… 1– Mohabat 2– Rishta 3– Aietebar or (‘, ‘) ))_/ _ 4–ITWAR