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jate-hain SMS Messages

2ston or popcorn mein kya similarity hai

2ston or popcorn mein kya similarity hai? . . . simple 2no ko thora sa jlao to mon phula kr beth jate hain… 4

teri nigah k jadu bikharte jate

*’* Teri Nigah K Jadu Bikharte Jate Hain, *’* Jo Zakhm Dil Ko Mile The Wo Bhrte Jate Hen, *’* Tere Bagher Wo Din

1 2 3 4 5 6 7

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ch0se any 0ne number. Jb ap bahir jate hain to log ap ko kin

Husn e shama likhon ya sarab likhon hamdam

Husn-E-Shama Likhon ya Sarab Likhon? Hamdam Likhon ya Khawab Likhon? Aap k Sarapa-e-Husn Say Heran Hon Main Meh-Jabeen Likhon Sahir Likhon ya Aaftab Likhon?

Dua sms jab maa apni aulaad

Dua Sms Jab ‘MAA’ apni ‘AULAAD’ k liye ‘DUA’ karti ha to ‘ZAMEEN’ or ‘AASMAN’ k darmiyan k sarey ‘PARDEY’ uth jate hain Or

Na samaj k bhool chaukain hain tuje

Na samaj k bhool chaukain hain tuje aey muhabbat, Tere agey jism badal jate hain rooh nahi badalti… Too ne azal se jakarr rakha

Jabishqmain arman jal ajate hain najany ku

jab”ISHQ”main arman jal ajate hain,,,,, najany ku log badal jate hain,,,, kerna humse MUHABBATzara soch samaj kr,,, hum wafaon main had say guzar jate

Q yeh batao prinde sardiyo mein

Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain . . . . .

Kaafir gesuu vaalon ki raat basar yuun

Kaafir gesuu vaalon ki raat basar yuun hoti ha Husan hifazat krta ha aur jawaani soti ha Mujh mein tujh mein farq nahi mujh

Bana raha azeyat tamam umar yehi ik

=bana raha azeyat tamam umar yehi ik sawal~~ sab k sath nibhane wale khud Q tanha reh jate hain

Hum main hai kya jo yaad rakhe

Hum Main Hai Kya Jo Yaad Rakhe Ga Koi Hamein, …Imran,, Yahan Tu Log Naam_e_Khuda Bhool Jate Hain.

Kabi hum unse wo se rooth jate

Kabi Hum Unse Kabi Wo Hum Se Rooth Jate Hain Hawa Kuch Chalti Hai Aisi Kinare Choot Jate Hain Samandar Ki Gehrayi Se Bhi

Her gira hua phool wafa ka nahi

Her Gira Hua phool wafa ka nahi hota, Her Utha Hua Hath Dua ka Nahi Hota, Bujh jate hain Diye Aksar Khud hi, ¤HADI¤

Ammal or ajar 1 jab muslmaan

‘AMMAL OR AJAR’ 1. Jab Muslmaan Wazu Karta Hai To Uske Chahre, Haath Or Paon Se Gunnah Nikal Jate Hain. 2. Waqt Pe Adaa

Hum nazuk dil waley kabhi hastey hain

Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley Kabhi hastey hain kabhi rotey hain Kabhi dil mein khwab parotey hain, Kabhi mehfil mehfil phirtey hain, Kabhi zaat

Toot jata hai gharibi mein jo rishta

Toot jata hai gharibi mein jo rishta khas hota hai, praae bn jate hain apne jb kuch pas hota hai.

Muhabbat kiya hai muhobat wo ehsas

””Muhabbat”” Kiya (HAI) Muhobat’ wo ehsas hai jo aik Dil se dusre Dil ko hota hai, Muhobat karta to har insan hai Lekin usko

Jo adhori reh gai thi wo kahani

Jo adhori reh gai thi wo kahani sochna.. Baith kar tanha faqat batain purani sochna… Jab kisi sahil pe aa jae mari yaad tumhain..

Apne tu apnon se hi aksar routh

Apne tu Apnon se hi Aksar Routh Jate hain Daman khushiyon k Aksar Choot jate hain Jukhne se koi Chota nahi hota Par jo

Koi khamosh ho jaye tou hum

‘Koi khamosh ho jaye tou hum tarrap jate hain…’ faraz ‘Hum khamosh howe tu kisi ne haaL tak na Poucha !!

Din beet jate hain suhani yadin bankar

Din beet jate hain suhani yadin bankar Batin reh jati hai kahani bankar Pr dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge Kabi muskan to

Dolat mand hone se insaan apne aap

‘Dolat Mand hone se Insaan Apne Aap ko Bhool jata hai,, Aur! Dolat na hone se Log Usay Bhool jate hain Hazrat Ali (.A.S)

Husn e shama likhon ya sarab likhon hamdam

Husn-E-Shama Likhon ya Sarab Likhon? Hamdam Likhon ya Khawab Likhon? Aap k Sarapa-e-Husn Say Heran Hon Main Meh-Jabeen Likhon Sahir Likhon ya Aaftab Likhon?

Hum dosti me fasle ki parwa nai

Hum Dosti me fasle ki parwa nai karte Jesey chähe us se kabi gila nai kärte Hum khud ko bhol jate hain aksar lakin

Teacher yeh muhavra poora karo jin k

Teacher: Yeh Muhavra poora karo! ‘Jin k ghar sheeshay k hote hain….’ Student: ‘Wo light Off kar k toilet jate hain…

Parwah karne wale aksar rula jate ha

Parwah karne wale aksar rula jate ha, apna keh kr paraya kr jate ha, Wafa jitni b karo koi fark Nhi parta, mujhe mat

Ek achha dost naram takye ki tarha

Ek achha dost naram takye ki tarha hota hai, Jab aap thakey hote hain to us per so jate hain, Jab aap udas hote

Qadam chokhat pe rakhte hi ye bazoo

Qadam Chokhat Pe Rakhte Hi Ye Bazoo Phail Jate Hain, Muhabbat Say Nikal Aaye Hain Aadat Se Nahi Nikle….!!!

Zindagi yunhi teri chahat k naam kardi

Zindagi yunhi teri chahat k naam kardi, Jaise darakht k neeche sham kardi, Laut jate hain parinde shaam hote hi, Hamne to har shaam

Pyar krne wale pareshan h0 jate hain

Pyar Krne Wale Pareshan H0 Jate Hain Shadi Krne Wale Pagal H0 Jate Hain Drink krne Wale Devdas H0 Jate Hain Par Hmare SmS

December jab bhi aata hai december

december jab bhi aata hai ‘DECEMBER JAB BHi AATA HAi’ wo pagli phir se beetay mosam ko, yad krti he poraNe cards parhti hai,

Sardar yaar larkiyon ko shaadi k baad

Sardar: Yaar Larkiyon ko Shaadi k baad ‘BEGUM’ kyun kehte hein? Pathan: Simple, Shaadi k baad Larkiyon k saray Gham Shohar k Galay parr

Tum jo hansti ho to pholon ki

‘Tum jo hansti ho to pholon ki ada lagti ho, Or chalti ho to ik bad-e-saba lagti ho, Dono hathon mein chupa laiti ho

Sarapa ashak hoon main ab bikhar

sarapa ashak hoon main ab bikhar jaon to behtar hai.jidhar jate hain ya badai udhar jaon to behtar hai,ya dil kehata hai tere shehar

Taajjub hy khuda apni itni sari makhlooq

‘TAAJJUB HY KHUDA APNI ITNI SARI MAKHLOOQ ME SE BHI HAMARI CHOTI SE CHOTI ZAROORAT NAHI BHOOLTA AUR KHUDA TO 1 HI HY PHR

Agar kuch nam dena ho muje

Agar Kuch NAm Dena Ho, Muje InsAn Mat KhNa, Beshak Sbi Ke NAm Hote He, Mgar Insaniyt K Ab Yhan Pr DAm Hote He

Hum dil to kya rooh mein bhi

Hum Dil To kya Rooh Mein Bhi Utar Jate Hain SAHIL! Tum Ne Chaha Hi Nahi Chahne Walon Ki Tarah…

Dilon ka khel jo khelo to yeh

,,,!Dilon Ka Khel Jo Khelo To Yeh Baat Bhool Mat Jana!,,,! !,,,!K, Khel Khel Mein Aksar Khilone Toot Jate hain!,,,! 🙁

Mit jate hain wo log rait ki

Mit jate hain wo log rait ki diwaron ki tarha,.. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo apni jjan se bhi ziyada kisi se pyar karte hain….

Garmiy e hasrat nakam se jal jate hain

Garmiy-e-hasrat nakam se jal jate hain…… Hum charagon ki tarah shan se jal jate hain……. Shama jis aag mein jalti hai nomashe k liye……

yaadain mohabbat karne walon se

‘ YAADAiN ‘ ‘MOHABBAT’ Karne walon Se Ziyada wafadar Hoti Hain Q K ‘MOHABBAT’ Karne wale To chor K chale Jate Hain Pr ‘YAADAiN’

Jb ksi larky k hont larki sy

‘Jb ksi larky k hont ksi larki k hont sy touch hoty ha to 50 Kisam k Bacteria mar jate hain or dangi b

Barey ajeeb hain yeh zindagi k raaste

Barey ajeeb hain yeh zindagi k Raaste, Anjane morr par kuch log dost ban jate hain, Milne ki khushi dain ya na dain. Bicharne

Wo rooth jata hai aksar shikwa kiye

Wo rooth jata hai aksar Shikwa kiye baghair, Hum bhi to seh jate hain Shikayat kiye baghair, Hum sochte rhe muhabbat be-los hoti hai,

Qurb k na wafa hote hain saray

Qurb K Na Wafa K Hote Hain Saray Jhagray Ana K Hote Hain Baat Niyat Ki Sirf Hai Warna Waqt Saray Dua K Hote

Is shehar me shabekhoon ke aasaar bohat

Is Shehar Me Shab_E_Khoon Ke Aasaar Bohat Hain. Hum Jaag Rahe Hain is Liye, Ke Gunahgaar Bohat Hain. Dushman Ne Meri Pusht Pe Kyun

Dunya se mukhtalif hai hamara andaz e

Dunya se mukhtalif hai hamara andaz e zindagi… Hum zakham khaaty hain to or nikhr jate hain.. .

Suna hai waqt ke saath halat badal

Suna hai waqt ke saath halat badal jate hai, Insan badal jate hain, jazbat badal jate hai, Par tum na badloge, yeh aitbar karta

Koe khamoosh hojaey to hm tarap jate

koe khamoosh hojaey to hm tarap jate hain aj hum khamoosh howe to kisi ne hal tk na poocha

Wo rooth jata hai aksar shikwa kiye

Wo rooth jata hai aksar Shikwa kiye begair, Hum be to seh jate hain Shikayat kiye begair, Hum sochty rahe muhabat be-los hoti hai,

Aasoo aa jate hain ankhon me rone

Aasoo Aa Jate Hain Ankhon Me Rone Se Pehle Her Khwab Toot Jate Hain Sone Se Pehle Ishq Hai Gunah Ye To Samajh Gaye

Is dunia me kon sari zindage sath

Is dunia me kon sari zindage sath deta hai ……dost….. loq tu apne hathu se dafna kr bhool jate hain k qabar konsi hai

Is tarha dil ko teri yad bahlate

Is tarha dil ko teri yad bahlate hain, rat bhar teri har 1 bat ko duhrate hain, h teri yad k tapte hue suraj

Mohabat kis se ki jaye suraj se

‘MOHABAT KIS SE KI JAYE’ SURAJ SE? Lekin is mein tapish hoti hai. PANI SE? Ye baha kar le jata hai. ONCHAI SE? Ye

Kisi ne milne ka wada kiya tha

Kisi Ne Milne Ka Wada Kiya Tha, Tanha Shaam Ko ‘DOST’, Her Roz Taraste Howay So Jate Hain, Agli Shaam Ki Aass Le Kr.

Students martay nahi zinda dafnaye jate hain

Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper

Kitne bewafa hote hain yeh jugnoo

‘Kitne bewafa Hote Hain Yeh Jugnoo, ‘ wasi ‘ Zra c Roshniyan DikhLa kar Andheron ki Taraf Le Jate Hain…

Gul tera rang chura laye hain gulzaro

gul tera rang chura laye hain gulzaro main jal raha hun bhari barasat ki baucharo main mujh se katra ke nikal ja magar ai

Nakhal saya daar k jar ukher jane

Nakhal saya daar k jar k ukher jane k baad aaj pehli eid hai tugh se bichar jane k baad Eid ati hai dil

Tumaksar sochtyho gay hum tumhain yaad

~*~Tum’aksar’ sochty’ho gay, Hum Tumhain yaad nahi karte, Tumhain hum bhool jate hain, Magar yeh bhool tumhari hai, Asal main baat kuch youn hai,

Yakin ban k log zindagi m atey

yakin ban k log zindagi m atey hai. khwab ban k ankho m sama jate hain, pehle to yakin dilate hain wo hamare hain,

Tum apne mahal ki fikar karna garibo

Tum apne mahal ki fikar karna Garibo ka jhappar jalane se pahle Aajmana apne pyar ko kasauti par Kisi diwane se dil lagane se

Jab hath dua ko uthte hain alfaz

‘Jab hath dua ko uthte hain, Alfaz kahin kho jate hain, Bas dehaan tumhara rehta hai, Aor aanso behte rehte hain, Har khawb tumhara

Zindagi youn teri chahat ke naam kardi

Zindagi Youn Teri Chahat Ke Naam Kardi Jaisy Ghane Darakht Ke Neeche Sham Kardi, Laut Jate Hain Parinde Bhi Sham Hote Hi Hum Ne

Namaz ki shan jub banda ke

Namaz Ki Shan’ . . Jub banda Namaz ke liye khara hota hai to Sir se Asman tak, . ‘RAHMAT-E-ILAHI’ . ghata ban ke

Pata nahi q khawb bikhar jate

PATA NAHI Q? Khawb bikhar jate hain dhere dhere, saray log bichar jate hain dhere dhere, zabt karo to behtar hay warna, ansoo zor

Doob jati hain kashtiyan jab aate toofan

Doob Jati Hain Kashtiyan Jab Aate Hain Toofan,,, .’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+. Yaaden Reh Jati Hian Bichar Jate Hain Insan,,, .’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+.’+. Yaad Rakho Tu Bahoat Qareeb Pao

Itni wafayen bhi na karna kabhi kisi

Itni wafayen bhi na karna kabhi kisi se, ‘$?’ Dil ki Gehrai se chaha jaye to log maghrur ho hi jate hain..

Muskurati ankhon main aa jate hain ansu

Muskurati Ankhon Main Aa Jate Hain Ansu, Dard Dil Ka Byan Kar Jatae Hain Aansu, Bojh Jab Dil Par Haad Sae Bad Jaaye, Us

Pass aakar sabhi door chale jate hain

Pass aakar sabhi door chale jate hain, Akele the hum akele reh hi jate hain Is dil ka dard dikhayein kise Marham lagane wale

Log mujh se mil kar bichar jate

Log Mujh Se Mil Kar Bichar Jate Hain. Is Liye Main Logon Se Door Rehta Hon. Mat Samjho K Aate Nahi Adaab-e-Mulaqat Mujhe. Khaloos

Najane keun rait ki trah nikl jate

‘Najane keun rait ki trah nikl jate hain hathon se wo log , jinko hm zindgi samjh kar kabhi b khona nahen chahtey.

Friend jb garmi lagti hy to kia

FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho? PATHAN: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain.. FRIND: Jb us se b zyada

Jub tum namaz k liye khare hote

Jub tum namaz k liye khare hote ho to sir se asman tk rahmat-e-ilahi ghata ban k cha jati hai, Farishty tere chehre ki

Larki hakeem se hakeem saab main jub

Larki hakeem se: Hakeem saab main jub bhi koi sexy pic dekhti hoon, mere nipples kharay ho jate hain, garmi lagne lagti hay, nangi

Kis tarha khatam karein un say apna

Kis tarha khatam karein un say apna rishta. . Jin ko sirf dekhty hain to sari duniya ko bhul jate hain.

1st pathan o yara bike q tez

1st Pathan O yara Bike q tez krdi 2nd Pathan Break fail ho gaya hai is se phele acident ho jaye jaldi se ghar

Hum nazuk dil waley kabhi hastey hain

Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley Kabhi hastey hain kabhi rotey hain Kabhi dil mein khwab parotey hain, Kabhi mehfil mehfil phirtey hain, Kabhi zaat

Kabi nazrain millany mein zamane beet jate

KABI NAZRAIN MILLANY MEIN ZAMANE BEET JATE HAIN KABI NAZRAIN CHURRANY MEIN ZAMANE BEET JATE HAIN KISSI NE ANKH BHE KHOLLI TO SONEY KI

Khoobsurat dilon ki talash karo chehron nhi

Khoobsurat dilon ki talash karo, Khoobsurat chehron ki nhi Q k Khoobsurat chehray to Dhoka b de jate hain, Lekin. Khoobsurat dil kabhi Dhoka

bare ajeeb hain ye zindagi k

*’* Bare Ajeeb Hain Ye Zindagi K RASTE, *’* Anjane Morr Par Kuch Laug APNE bn Jate Hen, *’* Milne Ki KHUSHI Den Ya

Zindagi younhi teri chahat k naam kardi

~.*.~Zindagi Younhi Teri Chahat K Naam Kardi~.*.~ ~.*.~Jaisay Ghanay Darakht K Neeche Sham Kardi~.*.~ ~.*.~Laut Jate Hain Parinde Shaam Hote Hi~.*.~ ~.*.~Hamne To Har

Jb ksi larky k hont larki sy

Jb ksi larky k hont ksi larki k hont sy touch hoty ha to 50 Kisam k Bacteria mar jate hain or dangi b

Waqat badalta hai zindagi ke saath badalti

Waqat badalta hai zindagi ke saath. zindagi badalti hai mohabbat ke saath. mohabbat nahi badalti apno ke saath. bus apne badal jate hain waqat

Ye mat samajhna so kar tumhain bhool

YE MAT SAMAJHNA SO KAR TUMHAIN BHOOL JATE HAIN HUM.HUM TO SOTE HAIN TUM KO DEKHNE K LIYE !GOOD NIGHT!

Dil k sary arman le jate hain

DIL K SARY ARMAN LE JATE HAIN HUM SE HUMARI PEHCHAN LE JATE HAIN TOOT K NA CHAHNA KISI KO JAAN KEHNE WALE HI

Dard me koi mausam pyara nahi hota

Dard me koi mausam pyara nahi hota, Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota. Koi dekhe to humari bebsi, Hum sabhi k

Bohat umeed rakhna aur phir beaas hona

Bohat Umeed Rakhna Aur Phir BeAas Hona Bhi.. Bashar Ko Maar Deta Hai Bohat Hassaas Hona Bhi.. Suno ik Kaan Se Aur Doosre Se

Tum jo hansti ho to pholon ki

Tum jo hansti ho to pholon ki ada lagti ho, Or chalti ho to ik bad-e-saba lagti ho, Dono hathon mein chupa laiti ho

Meri har baat tere lab se adaa

Meri har baat tere lab se adaa hoti hai jo baat DIL se niklti hai DUA hoti hai log milte hain mil kar bichar

Toot jate hain bikhar kanch k ghar

‘Toot jate hain bikhar jate hain Kanch k ghar me muqaddar ‘APNE’ ‘Ajnabi to sda pyar se milte hain Bhool jate hain to aksar

Wo to pani ki qatre hain jo

Wo to pani ki qatre hain jo ankhon se beh jate hain Aansoo to woh hote hai jo dard bun ker annkhon main rhe

Har gira howa phool wafa ka nai

Har Gira Howa Phool Wafa Ka Nai Hota, Har Utha Howa HathDua Ka Nai Hota, Bujh Jate Hain Deye Aksar Khud Hi, Har Baar

Kabi nzren milane me zamane beet jate

Kabi nzren milane me zamane beet jate hain, Kabi nzren churane me zmane beet jate hain,

In swalon me sy jitny k jwab

in swalon me sy jitny swalon k jwab milen mujy bejhy, 1) Lahore ka purana naam kya tha? 2)kis shahar me aaj tak kisi

umeed ban k log zindagi men

*’* Umeed Ban K Log Zindagi Men Aate Hain, *’* Khwab Ban K Aankhon Main Sama Jate Hain, *’* Pehle Yakin Dilate Hain K

Shaadi me dulha k saath barati kyun

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ? . . . . Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh Main

Jise paa nahi sakte use hi pane

Jise paa nahi sakte use hi pane ko ji karta hai, Toot jate hain hum phir b umar bhar jine ko ji karta hai

Kisi ne melne ka wada kiya tha

Kisi ne melne ka wada kiya tha SHAM ko ‘SAAQI’ Har roz taraste so jate hain agali SHAM ki aas le kar.

sath ch0re jate hain mushkilon main

= SaTh Ch0re JaTe Hain MuShkiLo’n Main Sub…….;* = Tum Ko AaG Ja DaRya Khud Hi Paar KarNa Hy…….;*

Jb nakhun barh jate hain to

‘Jb Nakhun ‘Barh Jate ‘Hain, ‘To Nakhun Hi ‘Katey Jate ‘Hain, ‘Ungliyan Nhi,., ‘Bilkul Isi Tarah ‘Jb Kisi Rishte ‘Me ‘Galat’Fehmiyan ‘Peda Ho Jati

Muhabat ha agar tmko to kyu inkar

Muhabat ha agar tmko to kyu inkar krty ho. Hmay keh kyu nhi dete k hmse pyar krty ho. Hm hi se guftgu ka

Wada krte hain kasmein khate phir b

Wada krte hain kasmein khate hain phir b jane kiyun log saath chor jate hain hamein to takleef hoti hai phool torne mei b

Burai ki misaal aisay hai jese pahaar

“Burai ki misaal aisay hai jese pahaar se neechay utarna Ek qadam uthaya to baqi qadam uthty chaly jate hain,” “Aur achai ki misaal

Kashish honi chaiye yaad karne ki

Kashish honi chaiye yaad karne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jate hain. Waqt hona chaiye sath guzarne ke liye, bahane to apne aap

Kisi ko alvida kahna buht taklef dyta

kisi ko alvida kahna buht taklef dyta hy umedain tut jati hain yaqene beyaqeni ka zehar kuch aysa chrta hy dekhai kuch ni deta

Rog aise b gham e yaar se lag jate

Rog Aise B Gham-E-Yaar Se Lag Jate Hain : Dar Se Uthte Hain To Dewaar Se Lag Jate Hain : Be-Basi B Kbhi Qurbat

Naa jany zamany wal0n k0 kiya adawat

Naa Jany Zamany Wal0n k0 Kiya Adawat Hy muj Say, GurIyA. . . . / K Jis Chez k0 m Chahon Sab Us K

Nikal aty hain ansu rone se

Nikal aty hain ansu rone se pehly, Toot jate hain sab khawb sone se pehly, kehty hein k pyar ik saza hy, kash koi

Ek sardar gari chala raha tha aachanak

Ek sardar gari chala raha tha aachanak gari ki speed bara di sardar jee ke wife boli ke aachanak gari ke speed kion bhara

Tere hote hue mahfil main jalte hain

tere hote hue mahfil main jalte hain chirag log kya sada hain suraj ko dikhate hain chirag apni mahrumiyo pe sharminda hain Khud nahi

Larkiyon se kiya dosti krna jo pal

Larkiyon Se Kiya Dosti Krna, Jo Pal Bhar Me Chor Jati Hain, Dosti Krni Hy Tu Larko Se Karo, Jo Marne K Baad Bhi

Nahi zarurat rahi ab tumhe purane dosto

Nahi Zarurat Rahi Ab Tumhe Purane Dosto Ki, “Janaab“ Naye Shehar Mein Aakhir Naye Log To Mil Hi Jate Hain na.:-/ %-(

Es dunya me kon sari zindagi sath

Es dunya me kon sari zindagi sath deta hai.. ‘$?’ Log tu apny hathon sy dafna kr bhool jate hain k..

Dilon ko tone k liye zarorat nahi

Dilon Ko Tone K Liye Zarorat Nahi Patharon Ki “DOST” Ye Dil To Bikhar Jate Hain Sirf Lafzon Ki Chot Se..

Log kch din cigrete pite hain or

Log kch din cigrete pite hain or aadi ho jate hain. Muje dkho Mai Bachpan se parh rha hu, Aj tk Aadi nh hua.

Wo chup rehta tha magar nighaahen bolti

Wo chup Rehta Tha Magar Nighaahen Bolti Thi’ …,sagar,… kuch Log khamosh Reh Kr B ‘Dil’ Jeet Jate Hain.

Jinke dil per lagti hai who aankhon

Jinke Dil per lagti hai who aankhon se nahi rote.. Jo apno k nahi hue wo kisi k nahi hote.. waqt ne mje aksar

App sabhi khawateen wa hazraat

App Sabhi Khawateen wa Hazraat – – – – Hamre Ghar par Kal Invite Kiye Jate Hain . . . . . Eid Ki.

Sirf ehsas k andaz badal jate hain

SIRf ehsas k andaz badal jate hain ‘ wasi ‘ warna anchal bhi usi dhage se banta hai or kafan bhi…!!

Nazar mein utar jate hain gulab ahista

Nazar Mein Utar Jate Hain Gulab Ahista Ahista, Mohabbat Ho Rahi Hy Be-Hijaab Ahista Ahista, Suna Hy Wo Kitabon Me Hamara Naam Likhtey Hain,

Tmhari tasveer banatay hain to adhori reh

Tmhari Tasveer Banatay Hain To Adhori Reh Jati Hai. Wah! Wah! Kabhi Seeng Reh Jate Hain, To Kabhi dum Reh Jati hai.:-P Happy EID.UL.AZHA

Hum wo enginr nhi jinko haathon me

Hum wo Enginr nhi jinko haathon me AC ya DC se jhatke lag jate hain. Hum to un me se hain jo Short circuit

Paas aa k sabhi door chale jate

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Tabeer se mehrom mre khwab bht hain

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Dada subha sawere utha kro iske boht

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Tum jo hansti ho to pholon ki

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Naam e khuda lekar uth jate hain jo log

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Kabi hm un se kbi wo

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Hum d0sti or pyar mein darakhton ki

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Laut k aayegi muhabbatki shaam tum ne

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Roz milk peeney se heart attack k

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Palko pe aa k ruk jate hain

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