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Bhool kar bhi kandha na daina

‘Bhool’ kar bhi ‘kandha’ na daina mari ‘Mayyat’ ko, *=~’ F A R A Z ‘~=* Kahin phir ‘zindha’ na ho jaon tera ‘sahara’

Mri ankhon pe mrta hai baton hansta

Mri ankhon pe mrta hai, Mri baton pe hansta hai/ Najany shaks hai kaisa, Mujhay khony se derta hai, Wo jb b baat kerta

Parwardigar main gunhagar hoon khatakar lekin teray

Parwardigar! Main GunhaGar Hoon Khatakar Hoon Lekin Teray Karm ka Talabgar Hoon Teri Bakhshish ka Umedwar Hoon Mujhy Mangna nahi ata Tujhy to Dena

Tujhe bhol jaon to kis tarha

Tujhe Bhol Jaon TO Kis Tarha!!! Abhi Chahton Ka Shaor Hai, Abhi Faslon Mein Saror Hai, Abhi Hoslon Mein Garor Hai, Tujhe Bhol Jaon

adaa qatil nigah zubaan bayaan qatil

‘ Adaa Qatil, Nigah Qatil, Zubaan Qatil, Bayaan Qatil…!! ‘ Bata Qatil Kahan Jaon, Jahan Jaon Wahan Qatil…!!

Tumhara sath mil jay tu har dukh

tumhara sath mil jay tu har dukh bhool jaon gi wo kehti thi k har sorat tumhain apna banao gi nichawar khawab kar don

Labon ki sersarahat se badan ke choor

Labon ki sersarahat se badan ke choor hone tak mai tujh ko iss tarha chahoon k teri saaans ruk jaye khataaoon per khataein hon

Udaas tehreer prh k meri mery sanam

Udaas Tehreer Prh K Meri, Mery Sanam Muskra Na Dena Ye Aakhri Khat Main likh Raha Hon Khyal Krna Jala Na Dena Guzr Rahi

Muddat ke baad dekha use badla hua

Muddat Ke Baad Dekha Use Badla Hua Tha Woh Najane Kiya Hadsa Hua Sehma Hua Tha Woh Mujhe Dekh Kar Usne Chehra To Chupa

Ban jaon agar tum sa tumen kaisa

Ban jaon agar tum sa tumen kaisa lage ga, Her pal main rahon tum se khafa, kaisa lage ga, Tum pyar main khud ko

Tera libaas hoon main khush naseebi teri mujhy

Tera Libaas Hoon Main Main Khush-Naseebi Hoon Teri, Mujhy Raas Hy Tu Tera Libaas Hoon Main Aur Mera Libaas hy Tu. . . .

Is aas mein chala jaon ga ye

Is aas mein chala jaon ga mein ye jahan chhor kar, k shayad mera marna hi kuch kaam aaye ga, Shayad chali aaye tu

Gham e zindagi sunaon mera sheher jal raha hai

Gham-E-Zindagi Sunaon Mera Sheher Jal Raha Hai Main Khushi Kahan Se Laon Mera Sheher Jal Raha Hai Tumhein Ye Gila Hai Logo K Mizaaj

Mujh se rothy ga jb wo tu

Mujh se rothy ga jb wo. Tu mujhe rula de ga. Phr khud h¡ apn¡ shrarton se mujhe hansa de ga. Udas hota hun

Parwrdigar men badkar hon khatakar hon

Parwrdigar.! Men Badkar Hon Khatakar Hon, Lekn Tery Karm ka Talabgar Hon Teri Bakhshish ka Umedwar Hon, Mujhy Mangna nahi ata, Tujhy to Dena

Ghazal ek haseen khuwab bna kar tum

(GHAZAL) Ek haseen khuwab bna kar tum Mujhy hr pal apni nigahon me rkhna Choo na sakein mjhy ye hawain behki si Mjhy qaid

Pathan rakshe wale sebhai abdulah shah gazi

Pathan rakshe wale se,, Bhai abdulah shah gazi ke mazar jao ge, Rakshe wala,,Ji han jaon ga, pathan:Ye lo thelì mere liye chawal letay

Kabhi naraz mar hona gilay chahe

‘KABHI NARAZ MAR HONA’ Gilay chahe boht krna.. Rulana or boht larna ! Suno naraz mat hona ! Kbhi aisa jo ho jay !

Q bar us se muhabat jataon m

Q bar bar us se muhabat jataon m, Behtar h ab yehi k use bhool jaon m, Us k salook se waqif ho gae

Dard o ghm k siwa ishq me

Dard o ghm k siwa ishq me kia mila kuch nhi Jo tha kho bethy hasil hoa kuch nhi Main ne likh k bheja

Ek larki molvi se agar mai

ek larki molvi se : agar mai kisi larky ko kiss karon to kahan jaon gi? Molvi: dozakh nain jao gi Larki:agar main aap

Ghazal kabhi jeet gaye haar kabhi

GHAZAL, -KABHI JEET GAYE- -KABHI HAAR GAYE- Kabhi apne kabhi ghair hum ko maar gaye Kal jo khushiyon men shareek thay Aaj chorr wo

Gazal mat pochiye kahan ja k

‘GAZAL’ Mat pochiye kahan ja k dil laga liya humny khud par heran hon ye kya kiya humny Log apni muhabt k afsane sunate

Ghazal tujh se dil ki bat kahon

GHAZAL Tujh se dil ki bat kahon kis trha? To meri jan hy tujhe btaon kis trha? To anjan hy ya ban raha ha?

Kisi ko zamane ki daulat mili hai

Kisi ko zamane ki daulat mili hai Kisi ko jahan ki hukumat mili hai Mai apne muqadar pe qurban ho jaon.. Mujhay RASOOL-E-PAAK ki

Main khush naseebi hoon teri mujhy raas hy

Main Khush-Naseebi Hoon Teri, Mujhy Raas Hy Tu Tera Libaas Hoon Main Aur Mera Libaas hy Tu Zindagi Meri Tere Gird Ghoomti Hy Faqat

Memon ask to taxi driver abdullah shah

Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or

Teri bheji hui tehreeron ka kabhi doon

”Teri Bheji Hui Tehreeron Ka Kabhi Doon Ga Tujhay Jawab ” ”Bas Kisi Apnay Ki Di Hui Thokar Say Sanbhal Jaon Zra…!

Sarapa ashk hon main ab bikhr jaon

Sarapa ashk hon main ab bikhr Jaon to behtar hy Jidhar Jaty hain ye baadal udhar Jaon to behtar hy.. Ye Dil kehta hy

Aatish e ishq main jal jaon tujhey is say

Aatish-e-ishq main jal jaon tujhey is say kiya Mousam ki tarah badal jaon tujhey is say kiya Chot khaon ya zakham lagay, ya ahsas-e-ghum

Nice sms aasmaan par urrty howy prindy

Nice sms Aasmaan par urrty howy prindy sy main ny poocha, kya tumhy Zameen pr girny ka dar nahi hota..?? us ny muskura kr

Teri bhegi hui tehreeron ka kabi donga

“Teri bhegi hui tehreeron ka kabi donga tuje jawab” ,faraz, “Bus kisi apnay ki di hui thokar say sambhal jaon zara..

Ek shaks jungle me ja raha tha

Ek shaks jungle me ja raha tha, shaitan bhi us k sath tha, us ne ek waqt ki bhi namaz ada nahi ki, shaitan

Jab usay yaad karon kitna badal jaon

Jab Usay Yaad Karon Kitna Badal Jaon Main, . Dekhtay Dekhtay ek Khawab Main Dhal Jaon Main, . DIL To Karta Hai Kabi jan

ye naa soch k tery ch0r

? Ye Naa Soch K TeRy ch0r jany sey mai mr jaon gaa ? ? ? ? ? Faraz ? ? ? ? ?

Gungunaty hue aanchal ki hawa de mujhko

Gun’gunaty hue aanchal ki hawa de mujhko Ungliyan phair k baalon me sula de mujhko Yaad kr k mujhe takleef hi hoti ho gi

Wo pyar b karta hy aur izhar

WO PYAR B KARTA HY AUR IZHAR BE NAHI KARTA JO POCH LE KOI OSAY TO IQRAR BE NAHI KARTA WO AISA SADA DIL

Mere aaib mujhe mere samne he ginwao

‘Mere Aaib Mujhe Mere Samne He Ginwao. ‘MÖh$in’ Bas Jab Kaffan Me Chup Jaon Tou Bura Na Kehna…!! A Request 4 All My Friendz

Mjhe maar rahi hai aag judai ki

Mjhe maar Rahi hai Aag judai ki Ab snam Ajao Tum Main guzar gya to phir kya hoga mjhe itna trpao tum Meri Rahon

Toot jaye na bharam hont hilaon kaise

‘Toot jaye na bharam hont hilaon kaise, Hal jaisa bhi ho logon ko sunaon kaise, Khushk aankhon se bhi ashkon ki mehak aati hai,

Abhi raat bohat ho gai hy or

Abhi Raat bohat ho gai hy or Suraj b Sar pe hy Fan b band hy phir b Sardi lag rhi hy Paseene se

Main khush naseebi hoon teri mujhy raas hy

Main Khush-Naseebi Hoon Teri, Mujhy Raas Hy Tu Tera Libaas Hoon Main Aur Mera Libaas hy Tu Zindagi Meri Tere Gird Ghoomti Hy Faqat

Nenden b meri aankh ki churata hai

NENDEN B MERI AANKH KI CHURATA HAI WOHI SHAKS SO JAON TO KHUABOON ME SATA TA HAI WOHI SHAKS HAR ZAKHAM KA KHALIQ B

2 ghadhedonkyapas main bateen kar rahe thay1st

2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na

Tu zinda ho kar b meray liye

tu zinda ho kar b meray liye kuch nhe kar saka……… me marr kar Bhi TEre liye biryani chor jaon ga

ghazal q rakhte ho is tarha

**** GHAZAL **** ‘Q RAKHTE HO IS TARHA MERA KHAYAL K AB,,,, HAR LAMHA UDAS RHNE KO G KARTA HAI,,,, ‘ Q MAANTE HO

Mohabat ki kahani mein koi tarmeem mat

Mohabat ki kahani mein koi tarmeem mat krna, Mujy tum tor dena pr mujy taqsem mat krna, K hum ne thokrein khai hain ashiq

Woh jo kahti the tu na mila

woh jo kahti the tu na mila to mer jaon ge, woh aj b zinda hai ye bat kisi or s kahnay k liye…….

Kisi ko zamane ki daulat mili hai

Kisi ko zamane ki daulat mili hai kisi ko jahan ki hukumat mili hai Main apne muqadar pe qurban jaon Muje Rasool e pak

Memon ask to taxi driver abdullah shah

Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or

Bhool jaon doston ko kaisi baat karty

Bhool jaon doston ko kaisi baat karty ho.. ‘GHALIB’ Kabhi din ne Aghaz kiya hai Sooraj k baghair.. GuD MöRnInG…

Dil mein chahat ka ek phool khila

Dil Mein Chahat Ka Ek Phool Khila Karta Tha, Wo Kabhi Mujh Sy Murawat Sy Mila Karta Tha, Us Sy Alag Reh Kar Har

Mar mitta hoon khayal par apne wajd

Mar mitta hoon khayal par apne. Wajd aata hai haal par apne. Abhi mat dijiyon jawab k Mein. Jhoom to loon sawal par apne.

Mohabat ki kahani mein koi tarmeem mat

Mohabat ki kahani mein koi tarmeem mat krna, Mujy tum tor dena pr mujy taqsem mat krna, K hum ne thokrein khai hain ashiq

1 choti si larki shopkeepr k pas

1 choti si larki shopkeepr k pas gai or boli Jb ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro gy, Shopkpr. Hans k

Aao kabhi seene se lagaon tumko rutho

Aao Kabhi Seene Se Lagaon Tumko Rutho Jo Mujhse Tu Manaon Tumko Meri Baho Mein Neend Ajaye Phr Khud Hi Jagaon Tumko Tum Hamein

Mujhe bhoolna bhi chaho toh bhoola na

Mujhe bhoolna bhi chaho toh bhoola na sako geMain to palkon pe thehar jaon ga, aaansoon ki tarah

Dil mein chahat ka ek phool khila

Dil Mein Chahat Ka Ek Phool Khila Karta Tha, Wo Kabhi Mujh Sy Murawat Sy Mila Karta Tha, Us Sy Alag Reh Kar Har

Hum teri yaad se khud ko bacha

Hum teri yaad se khud ko bacha Na sake… aur teri Muhabbat ko chupa Na sake…? ye bhi Maloom tha K pa Na sakein

Chahaat mujhy ub kisi chahat ki

chahaat mujhy ub kisi chahat ki zarort ni lykn ek shakhs apni chahat mujh per nichwar kar raha hai. tum hi btao ae ahl-e-dil

Mai mar jaon ye us ki dua

Mai Mar Jaon ye us ki Dua hai ‘Rizwan’ Or uski Har Dua Qabool ho ye Meri Dua hai…..

Dhall gaya aaftab ae saqi la pila

Dhall Gaya aaftab ae saqi, La pila de sharab ae saqi. Ya surahi laga ere honton se, Ya utaar de naqab ae saqi. May’kada

Bikhar rahi hy meri zaat usy kehna

Bikhar Rahi Hy Meri Zaat Usy Kehna Kbhi Milay To Yehe Baat Usy Kehna Wo Sath Tha To Zamana Tha Hamsafr Mera Mgar Ab

Parwrdigar men badkar hon khatakar hon

Parwrdigar.! Men Badkar Hon Khatakar Hon, Lekn Tery Karm ka Talabgar Hon Teri Bakhshish ka Umedwar Hon, Mujhy Mangna nahi ata, Tujhy to Dena

Dil k raste mai kesi thoker maine

Dil k raste mai kesi thoker maine khai Toote khab sare ik mayusi hai chai Har khushi so gae zindgi kho gae Tumko jo

Chalo tm chhor do muj ko

Chalo tm chhor do muj ko, Main wapis lout jata hun, Tmhen manzil mubarik ho, Naya sathi mubarik ho, Mgr phr aey mery hmdam,

Sardar agar naryal k darakht pe charh

Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon, To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen gi? Pathan: Han! Aur Hath Chhor Dega, To Medical

Bikhar rahi hy meri zaat usy kehna

Bikhar Rahi Hy Meri Zaat Usy Kehna Kbhi Milay To Yehe Baat Usy Kehna Wo Sath Tha To Zamana Tha Hamsafr Mera Mgar Ab

Bhul jaon doston ko kesi baat karte

Bhul jaon Doston Ko Kesi Baat Karte Ho *’ Ghalib ‘* Exams mai mcq’s tera baap btayega*’ 😀 (,’)/ /)) oye jani _/_ i

Muhabbat tery dil sy juda nai hoti

MUHABBAT tery DIL sy juda nai hoti. main ghar na jaon tu BAKHUDA nai soti. LABOUN py tery kbi BD DOA nai hoti. bssssss!

Mohabat ki kahani mein koi tarmeem mat

Mohabat ki kahani mein koi tarmeem mat krna, Mujy tum tor dena pr mujy taqsem mat krna, K hum ne thokrein khai hain ashiq

Mujh ko is aas pe jeene ka

Mujh ko is aas pe jeene ka saliqa nahi aata, koi mera hai to phir mujh mein simat kyn nahi jata, DiL-e-nadan ki tasalli

Main apni dosti ko sheher ruswa nhi

main apni dosti ko sheher main ruswa nhi krta,,,, Muhabbat main bi krta hu mgr charcha nhi krta,,,, jo muj se milnay ajaye,, us

Gazal tere shehr teri soch se nikal

‘GAZAL’ Tere Shehr Teri Soch Se Nikal Jaon Gi Kisi Udas Sham Main Dhal Jaon Gi Tu Jo Mukar Gaya Hai Her Baat Se

Mn jn main apni raton ki

‘MÄÄN JÄNÄ’ Main Apni Raton ki Furston Mein Tujhay Manaon to MAAN JANA Agr kisi Din Main Apnay Aansu Jo Le K Aon To

Yeh hontho per parhi salwatain teri

yeh HonthO per parhi Salwatain teri.. Kheti hain mujse .. ki muhabat ka agaza baki hay Kahan Chal diye Tum YOun daman samet ker

Tere shaher teri soch se nikal jaaon

Tere shaher teri soch se nikal jaaon ga Kisi udaas sham main dhal jaaon ga Tu Ju muker gaya hay her baat se apni

Main logon se mulakat k lamhey yaad

Main logon se mulakat k lamhey yaad rakhti hun Main batien bhool b jaon to lehjey yaad rakhti hun Sar-e-mehfil nigahein mujh pe jin

Chalo tum chor do mujh ko

Chalo tum chor do Mujh ko Main wapis laut jata hoon Tumhain Manzil mubark ho Naya saathi mubarak ho Magar pehir Aey mery Humdum

Sari dunia ki nigahon say chura loon

Sari Dunia Ki Nigahon Say Chura Loon Tujhko Jee Mai Aata Hai K Bas Apna Bana Loon Tujhko Teri Harkat Say Badal Jaye Yae

Main uske zindgi se door chala jaon

Main uske zindgi se door chala jaon ye uski Dua Thi Or… Uski har Dua kabool ho ye meri Dua thi.,

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dosto’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k . . . . . . . . .

Main khush naseebi hoon teri mujhy raas hy

Main Khush-Naseebi Hoon Teri, Mujhy Raas Hy Tu Tera Libaas Hoon Main Aur Mera Libaas hy Tu Zindagi Meri Tere Gird Ghoomti Hy Faqat

Adaa qatil nigaah zubaan bayaan qatil

Adaa Qatil, Nigaah Qatil, Zubaan Qatil, Bayaan Qatil_____!! Bata Qatil Kahan Jaon, Jahan Jaon Wahan Qatil_____!!

Toot jaye na bharam hont hilaon kaise

Toot jaye na bharam hont hilaon kaise, Hal jaisa bhi ho logon ko sunaon kaise, Khushk aankhon se bhi ashkon ki mehak aati hai,

Trpny do abi mjh ko mhbt

Trpny do abi mjh ko, ‘Mhbt Jurm hy mera’ Meri ankhon me rhny do, Ye Anso or behny do, Mje ilzam koi do, Mhbt

Ghazal bin us k ab chup

‘@(Ghazal)@’ bin us k ab chup chup rehna acha lagta hai, khamosh reh kr is dard ko sehna acha lagta hai, jis ki yad

Tumhari surat mujhe har jaga dikhayi de

TUMHARI SURAT MUJHE HAR JAGA DIKHAYI DE JIDHER B JAON MUJHE TU HI TU DIKHAYI DE TERI YAADON MEIN DUBI HUN IS QADAR K

Ye mat socho k tum ne chor

Ye mat socho k tum ne chor diya to main toot jaon ga kAsHiF Chahny waley bohat hein jo hum ne chory they tumhari

Jee krta hy ap k pas aon

Jee krta hy Ap k Pas Aon . Ap k pas Aa k Ruk jaon . Na Baithon na Bolon . Bus Apki .

Teri palkon mein rehna hy raat bhar

Teri Palkon Mein Rehna Hy Raat Bhar K Liye, Main To Ek Khwab Hun, Subha Hote Hi Chala Jaon Ga..!

Jab usay yad karun kitna badal

Jab usay yad karun kitna badal jaon main Dekhty dekhty ik khwab mei dhal jaon main Dil to karta hai kabi hath churra kar

Meri jaan wapsi ka aik rasta rakhna

Meri jaan wapsi ka aik rasta rakhna perta hai taluk toot bhi jae tu rishta rakhna perta hai jinhain hum dil ki gehraion se

Main apny dosti ko shahar main ruswa

Main apny dosti ko shahar main ruswa nahe karti Mohabat main bhe karti hoon magar charcha nahe karti Jo mujh se milnay aajaey main

Gaye dino ki bat hai shbab pr

Gaye dino ki bat hai.. shbab pr bahar thi.. hawa b khusgwar thi.. na jane kyn machl para.. main apne ghr se chal para..kisi

Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k

Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal b jaon, Husbnd: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or

Koi aaa kar hath mera tham ley

Koi Aaa kar Hath mera tham ley Mujhe Tanhaiyon se dar lagta hey Koi apna keh kar mera nam le Mujhe harjaiyon se dar

Suna hai tere muskurane se phool girte

Suna hai Tere Muskurane se phool girte hein ‘SAHI£’ jab mein Marr jaon to meri Qabar pe aa kar muskura dena…!!

Yun na kheench apni taraf mujhay be bas

Yun na Kheench Apni Taraf Mujhay Be-Bas kar Ke….. Faraz Kahe aisa na ho k Khud se bhi bichhar Jaon Aur tum bhi na

Rabtay ic liay mai sb se toor

Rabtay ic liay mai sb se toor raha hon RaNa Mar b jaon to kisi ankh mai ansou na milayn

Agr ma had se guzar jaon tu

Agr ma had se guzar jaon tu mujy maf krna tere dil ma utr jaon tu mujy maf krna yuhi gusy ma aa k

Kitni aasani se us ny likh dia

KITNI AASANI SE US NY LIKH DIA HY ‘ JANE MAN’ MEHSOOS MAT KARNA ‘MAGAR’ IN DINO BEEMAR B HOON OR KUCH HALAAT B

Main to bik jaon tery naam pay

Main to bik jaon tery naam pay mout ki tarha dua Tu kabi haridar to bun k aa zindagi k bazar main

My fvrt msg a good daughter says

(My fvrt msg) A Good Daughter says to her Lover: . Han ye sach hai k mjhy tumse Mohabat hai, Ye bhi sach hai

Main tu bik jaon teray naam pay

Main tu bik Jaon teray naam Pay mout ki tarha wasi! tu kabi kharidar tu ban k aa zindagi k Bazar main!

Talab ko ajar na doon fikar e rahguzar karoon

Talab ko ajar na doon, fikar-e-rahguzar na karoon! Safar main ab ke hawa ko bhi hamsafar na karoon Ubhartay doobtay sooraj se torr loon

Mar bhi jaon too us ko khabar

Mar bhi jaon too us ko khabar mat dena Saqia ,, Agar wo ro para tu ye dil phir darak uthay ga ,,

Pani ki ik bond ko sukun rat

pani ki ik ik bond ko sukun ki ik rat ko turus gai hon main ghumon ka bekuran sumunder bun gai hon main sehra

Aik rah per sari umer chaley ek

Aik Rah Per Sari Umer Chaley Ek Dojey Ko Na Samjh Sakey Jeevan Ka Safer Anjaan Safer Bay_Khahish Bay_Araam Safer Jevan K Kissi Bhi

Sarapa ashak hoon main ab bikhar

sarapa ashak hoon main ab bikhar jaon to behtar hai.jidhar jate hain ya badai udhar jaon to behtar hai,ya dil kehata hai tere shehar

Apne hontoon se pilao to piye jaon

Apne hontoon se pilao to piye jaon ga Jam ankoon k b chalkao to piye jaon ga Hum jahan do na raheen aik hi

Apne haton ki lakiron main iss tarha

Apne haton ki lakiron main iss tarha shamil kr lo mujhay__!! == JAN == K jab bhi dua k leye hath uthao to yaad

Me to bik jaon teray naam pe

Me to bik jaon teray naam pe Mout ki trha aey Dost To kbi kharidar to bun k aa zindge k bazaar main…!

Q bar us se muhabat jataon m

‘Q bar bar us se muhabat jataon m, Behtar h ab yehi k use bhool jaon m, Us k salook se waqif ho gae

Us nay agar chorh diya to toot

us nay agar chorh diya to toot kar bikhar jao’n ga main wasi usay kya pata keh woh kitna anmol hay meray liye

aks e khushbu hun bikharne se

*’* Aks e Khushbu Hun, Bikharne Se Na Roke Koi, *’* Aur Bikhar Jaon To Mujhko Na Samety Koi, *’* Kanp Uthti Hun Ye

Dil chahta hai chori karon jhoot

Dil chahta hai, Chori Karon, Jhoot bolon. Sharab piyon, Rishwat khaon, Qatal karon, Or Jail Jaon. . Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of

Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai

Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi, Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi, Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi, Boht

Tum jao hum se door tu ek

Tum jao hum se door tu ek kaam kar jana, Kuch pal apne hamare naam kar jana, Agar aa jaey maut hamen tere aane

Tu kabhi waqt ke sehra mein mere

Tu Kabhi Waqt Ke Sehra Mein Mere Saath To Chal Phool Bankar Teri Rahon Mein Bikhar Jaon Ga.

Tu milay tu duniya ek mudat

Tu milay tu duniya milay Ek mudat se meri soch ka mehwar tu hai Ek mudat se meri zaat k andar tu hai,, Main

Meri ankhon pe merta tha baton

Meri ankhon pe merta tha Meri baton pe hansta tha Najaney shkas tha kaisa Muje khoney se darta tha Muje jab be wo milta

Teray sheher teri soch say nikal jaon

teray sheher teri soch say nikal jao.n ga, kisi udaas shaam mein dhal jao.n ga, tu jo mukar gaya hai her baat say apni,

Judge is sardar k dono kan kat

Judge: Is sardar k dono kan kat do Sardar: nai main ANDHA ho jaon ga Judge: kan katny se ANDHA kese ho jao gye

Wo kehti hai k mujhay tum say

Wo kehti hai k mujhay tum say muhabbat nahi Tu batao phir Wo mujhay apni rooh mein utarti kyou hai? Wo mujhay apnay andar

Aada qatil nigah zuban bayaan bata

Aada Qatil, NiGah Qatil, ZuBan Qatil, BaYaan Qatil, Bata Qatil, Kahan JaOn, Jahan JaOn, Wahan Qatil ..!!

Aasmaan par urty howy prindy sy aik

aasmaan par urty howy prindy sy aik bazurg ny pocha, kiya tumhy Zameen par girny ka dar nahi..? us ny muskura kar jawab diya,

Tuje orrhoon ya tera libaas ho jaon

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Mein kuch b nahin hoon tere liye

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