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Janab SMS Messages

Khoobsurat lamhe pal haseen aaj kal

Khoobsurat Lamhe Khoobsurat Pal Haseen Aaj Haseen Kal Chamaktay Din Suhaani Raaten Meethay Jazbay Pyari Baaten Hamesha Ki Hansi Aansoo Kam Boht Si Khushiyan

Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai

Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai, kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai, sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab, mufat ke sms padne

Har nami main kuch kami to rahegi

Har Nami Main Kuch Kami To Rahegi Aankhen Thori Shabnami To Rahegi Zindagi Ko Ap Kitna B Sawariye ^JaNaB^ Bin Hamare Koi Na Koi

Mohsin naqvi ay ghaasib e huqooq e janab e

Mohsin Naqvi Ay GhaAsib-e HuQooQ-e Janab-e AMEER Sun Ay Tooti Hui KamaAn e SaQifa K Teer Sun Ay abu JahaL o abu Lahab K

Wo kon hain jo ucchal ucchal k tayyar

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain? Apki baat nahi horahi janab, AB SOCHEN, OR SOCHEN, BATAYEN NA! NAHI-PATA? ‘POPCORN’

Lchothy rozy ma ya hal ho gaya

l)(”,)____//_]”””””””[ Chothy Rozy ma ya hal ho gaya janab (‘,’) | | Mujy Dekho fit hun Alhamd-O-lilaha.

Dil ki mehfil me ujala kijye roz

DIL KI MEHFIL ME UJALA KIJYE ROZ PAYARA SA SMS BHEJA KIJYE ZINDAGI KHUBSURAT BAN JAYE GI JANAB APNON KE LIYE WAQT NIKALA KIJYE…

Aap main aur malaika sherawat kiya fark

Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey? color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom

Pathan to shopkeeper easy load he shopkeeperji

pathan to shopkeeper: ‘Easy Load he?’ shopkeeper:ji han janab, pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo….

Zameen keh rahi hai falak raha aisa

Zameen Keh Rahi Hai Falak Keh Raha Hai Aisa Koi Jora Pehley Daikha Kahe Na Hai Jaisa Jora Ali(a.s) O Fatima(s.a) Ka Bana Hai

Ehsas badal jatey hain bus aor kuch

Ehsas badal jatey hain bus aor Kuch Nahi.. Janab… Warna Muhabbat aor Nafrat aik hi Dil sey hoti hai..

78692110 agar kisi dil mai bugz e hyer ki

786/92110 Agar Kisi Dil Mai Bugz-e-HYER Ki Dhool Hogi Janab-e-Wala, To Phir Aqeeday Ki Har Ada Be-Usool Hogi Janab-e-Wala, Agar Kisi Se Ba-Roz-E-Mehshar Khafa

haal kaisa

*;*;*; Haal *( ‘._.’ )* Kaisa >’)(‘< Hai ,(‘)(‘), Janab Ka, Kya Khayal Hai Apka, Humari to light gai HO HO HO tumhari bhi

Ek aadmi hotal wale se aaj aisi

Ek aadmi hotal wale se: Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe, Hotal wala: Janab me chaye me bhains ka dood

Kya ajab ehtisaab apna tha jaan apni

kya ajab ehtisaab apna tha.. jaan apni azaab apna tha.. kuch miley loog bhi zamana saaz.. …kuch muqaddar kharab apna tha.. ye k mukhliss

Ali as k laal peyambar saww chain

Ali (A.S) K Laal Peyambar (S.A.W.W) K Chain Zindabad Janab e Fatima (S.A) K Noor e Aen Zindabad Hai Jis Ka Paak Lahu Bas

Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida

Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida, Jis se dil na hona chahe juda, Jiska style hai lajawaab, Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka..

Woh soti rahi main karta raha

Woh soti rahi main karta raha . . Intizaar us ke jawab ka . . Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya . .

SMS #10493

(‘.’) ) ( _! !_ O janab tusi boht bzy o aj kl . .Sanu pul gae o . ‘(‘.’)/’ ) ( _/ _

Tadapte hai din raat par jatate nahi

Tadapte Hai Din Raat Par Jatate Nahi, Hale Dil Koi Puchhe Hum Batate Nahi, Apko Sunke Janab Hogi Hairat Badi, Hum Unhe Pyar Karte

Hm to tmhari chasitam ki ho gai

Hm to tmhari chaSitam ki ho gai ye Intaha RASOOL k Baad’ Chali hy FATIMA Haq Mangny RASOOL k Baad’ RASOOL ZADI khari Q

Tchr btao tax or sex me kia

Tchr: Btao TAX or SEX me kia Frq hy? Stdnt: Koi Frq nhi h Janab Dono Same hn. ek me ‘MONEY’ jaib se nikalti

Dil k mehfil me ujala kijiye

Dil k Mehfil me ujala kijiye, Roz sweet se msg diya kijiye, Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi janab, Apno k liye thora sa waqt nikala

Magistrate aakhir tum baar isi ek ghar

‘Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho? Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…

sura e yousuf para12 aayat31 jub

( Sura-e Yousuf ) (Para#12 Aayat#31) Jub Misr Ki Aurton Nay JANAB-E-YOUSUF (a.s) Ko Daikha To Mohbat Me Aa Kr Apne Hath Kat Liye)

Jab allah jj ny sari kainat syeda

Jab Allah jj ny sari kainat SYEDA slwt k ‘HAQ MEHAR’ maen likh di tu pak BIBI slwt ny frmaya: Ae Allah yeh sab

Main apni dosti ko sheher ruswa nhi

main apni dosti ko sheher main ruswa nhi krta,,,, Muhabbat main bi krta hu mgr charcha nhi krta,,,, jo muj se milnay ajaye,, us

Wo kon hain jo ucchal ucchal k tayyar

Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain? Apki baat nahi horahi janab, AB SOCHEN, OR SOCHEN, BATAYEN NA! NAHI-PATA? ‘POPCORN’

Qissa abhi hijab se agay nahi barha

Qissa abhi hijab se agay nahi barha Main aap, wo janab se agay nahin barha Mudat hui kitab-e-muhabat shuru kiye Lekin main pehly baab

Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane

Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se, phool khilte hai aapki aahat se, Jyada mat soiye janab kyoki Har subah hoti hai apke

L uthiye janab subha ho gai

l)(”,)____//_ ]”””””””[ uthiye Janab subha ho gai ha. (‘.’) |) _/)'(_ ]”””’

Ek badshah nokrani pe aashiq tha din

Ek Badshah nokrani pe aashiq tha, Ek din wazir ne dekha k nokrani badshah k sath Takht pe bethi huwi he, Wazir ne pucha

Sab kuch serab ye kaisa hai khwab

Sab kuch serab ye kaisa hai khwab, Gareeb roti k lea hai be taab…. Vote k dino main refrendom main, Paisa beh raha be

Memon apnay betay ki petaai laga raha

MEMON Apnay Betay Ki Petaai Laga Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha Kya Huwa Q Maar Rahay Ho Bacchey Ko? *MEMON: Kya Bataun Janab Maine

Paas meray hai sub kuch bus

Paas meray hai sub kuch, Bus wo ik sath nahi, Pyar karnay walay tu bahut hain magar, Koi us jaisi zaat nahi, Jis k

Janab zillat maab haqir faqir qatil e benazir misl e khanzir

Janab Zillat maab Haqir Faqir Qatil-e-Benazir Misl-e-khanzir Be-zamir Asif Ali Zardari ne frmaya Swis account de case na putto G.A Bhuto G.A Bhuto 100

Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi

Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein ussy nokar mila tou maalik ne pocha k ghar

Magistrate aakhir tum baar isi ek ghar

Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho? Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…

Khuda py jin ki rahe hy nazar

KHUDA py Jin ki rahe hy Nazar Salam Oun pr NAQI a.s k Waris-o-Noor-e-Nazar Salam Oun pr HASSA N a.s hy Ism-e-Mubarak tuo ASKARI

Khush patton ka muqader le k aag

Khush patton ka muqader le k aag k shaher main rheta ho janab, Tum karny lagy pal pal ka hisab.

Bistar se kijiye th0ri c bewafai

Bistar se kijiye th0ri c bewafai, Aap k liye humne rat se ki larai 0r Aap k liye itni haseen subha bulwai, Uthiye janab

Mehman paanchvaa orange uthate hue bola aray

Mehman paanchvaa orange uthate hue bola aray janab kiya batoon bus zara nazar kamzor ho gayee hai mezban: jal kar tab hi tum orange

Main nahi itna ghafil k apne chahne

Main Nahi Itna Ghafil k Apne Chahne Walon Ko Bhool Jaon, ‘JANAB’ Peeta Zaror Hon Lekin Thori Dair Yadon Ko Sulane k Liay.

Bullan ute kine hi jawab hunde honge

bullan ute kine hi jawab hunde honge, dob ke do dilan nu chanab ronde honge, do pal beh ke mar gayi udari jo, ose

Tohfa e debnd huzoor ghoseaazam ki 11rven sharif k

¤TOHFA-E-DEÖBÄND¤ Huzoor Ghos.E.Aazam Ki 11rven Sharif K Toshay (niyaz) Ka Aehtimam Karna Durust Hai – QOL:QiBLA SARDAR SAHiB BOOK-FATAVA RASHEEDIA=55 KON SARDAR SAHiB ?

Qissa abi hijar se agy ni barha

Qissa abi hijar se agy ni barha May ”aap” , woh ‘janab’ se agy ni barha Mudat hui kitab-e-Muhabat shuru kiye Lekin may pehly

Badasha rome ne imam hassan as se

Badasha ROME ne IMAM HASSAN (a.s) se sawal kia k wo konsi makhlok hain jo bagair maa baap k peda hoe hain. Aap (a.s)

Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki

Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki maalumaat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hme apni masrufiat se

Kiya ajub ahtisab apna tha jaan apni

Kiya Ajub Ahtisab apna tha Jaan apni azab apna tha Kuch mile log bhi zamanay saaz kuch muqader kharab apna tha ye k mukhlis

Judge tum 3rd tym adalat ma

‘Judge : Tum 3rd tym adalat ma aa rhey ho,tumhe shram nhi ati? Sardar : Oh janab Tusi roz aanday O,Tuwano nai aandi :-‘

Gazhal kiya ajab ahtisab apna tha

({~GAZHAL~}) Kiya AJab Ahtisab Apna tha, Jaan Apni Azab Apna tha, Kuch Mile L0G Bhi Zamanay Saaz, Kuch MuQaDer Kharab Apna tha! Ya K

Excuse me ji janab app hi

Excuse me…! Ji janab app hi se mukhatib hon. ghabrahin nai … Bas Mera dil kuch kehna chata hai… ! ][ /][ ! ][

Methi nend methy khwab ho gya savera

Methi nend Methy khwab, Ho Gya savera Jago Janab, Chand b chup gya phir rat K intzar Main, 1 naya din shuru kro apni

Ham ne ap ko sirf apko

Ham ne Ap ko . . Sirf Apko . . Ary Apko . . Sachi Apko . . Sunniy t0w Apko . . O

Ustaad roshni ko jumle main istamal karo

Ustaad: ‘Roshni ko jumle main istamal karo.’ Shagird: ‘Kamre main Andhera hay.’ Ustaad: ‘to is jumle main roshni kahan hay?’ Shagird: ‘Janab light gayi

Naiki ek maa bachy ko gaod men

%NAIKI% Ek maa bachy ko gaod men liye ro rahi thi wahan se ek khush posh Admi guzra or roney ki waja puchi tu

Breaking news janab aamir sb hr sal

BREAKING NEws! ‘Janab Aamir sb’ Hr Sal ki Trh is Sal B Eid-ul-Fitr ki namaz Apne Aabai sheir hasilpur Mein Ada karen Gy. Namaz

Zindagi per ataab rehnay do rat jagon

Zindagi per Ataab rehnay Do Rat-jagon ka Azaab rehnay Do Zikar chero wisaal ka ab to Hijjar ka iztaraab rehnay Do Itna kafi hai

Aik car ki nilami ho rahi thi

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi 20 lac 25 lac 30 lac Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki kharab halat py ghor

Gulaab aankhen sharab ankhen yehi to hein

Gulaab Aankhen Sharab Ankhen, Yehi To Hein La-jawab Aankhen, Inhi Me Ulfat Inhi Me Nafrat Sawab Aankhen Azab Aankhen. Kbhi Nazar Me Bala Ki

Pathan nokar se chalo podon ko pani

Pathan nokar se: Chalo podon ko pani do. ! Nokar: janab Barish ho rahi hai. Pathan: Bahana nhi chalay ga, chattri lo aur pani

Us ada se b hoon main aashna

Us ada se b hoon main aashna, Tuje itna jis pe gror hai Main jiyon ga tere bagair b, Muje zindegi ka shaoor hai.

Wo mohabat se khafa hy mujy maloom

WO MOHABAT SE KHAFA HY MUJY MALOOM NA THA ISHQ US SE N RAWA HY MUJHE MALOOM NA THA WO BICHARNE LAGA MUJH SE

Khoobsurat lamhe pal haseen aj kal chamaktay

Khoobsurat Lamhe, Khoobsurat Pal, Haseen Aj, Haseen Kal, Chamaktay Din, Suhaani Raaten, Meethay Jazbay, Pyari Baaten, Hamesha Ki Hansi, Aansoo Kam, Bht Si Khushiyan,

Dil ki mehfil may ujala kijeye

dil ki mehfil may *Ujala* kijeye roz pyara sa *Sms* rawana kijeye zindagi *Khobsurat* ban jayegi janab dosto k liye *Waqt* nikala kijeye.

Police kya saboot hay key tum taiz

Police: Kya Saboot hay Key tum Taiz Drive nahi kar rahy thy? Man: Janab ! Is sey bara or kya Proof ho Ga k

A child to zrdaari janab 15

A Child to Zrdaari Janab 15 Month se Hmary Schol mae Teacher Ni Aya Zrdaari: tou School Kaise Chal Rha Hy? Bacha: Jaise Mulk

Na samjhe gi ye duniya samjh

Na Samjhe gi Ye Duniya.. Samjh Main to in ko Qalandar r.a Nahi aaya.. To ALI a.s kiya aaye ga?!! (Janab ALAMA IQBAL)

Pathan wapda office fone kr k bola

Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola: Janab light band kr do. Wapda wala: kyun sir?? Pathan: wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya

Koi 1 no select kro 12 23

Koi 1 no Select Kro. 12, 23, 34, 45, 56, 65, Dekhte Hen Apka Pyar ap se kitna % Pyar krta hai? Reply must.

Answers 1299 wow nice 2344 so sweet

Answers: 12=99% wow nice 23=44% so sweet 34= 00% So Sad 45= 101% Kya baat hai janab ki. Tumhara luck to acha nikla 56=

Kya ajab ehtisaab apna tha jaan apni

KYA AJAB EHTISAAB APNA THA JAAN APNI AZAAB APNA THA KUCH MILAY LOG BHI ZAMANAY SAAZ KUCH MUQADDAR KHARAB APNA THA YE K MUKHLIS

Wife in court ye mujhe boht choodta

Wife in Court: YE Mujhe boht chood’ta hai mujhe is k sath nahi rehna. Judge to husband: Tu kitni bar chood’ta hai? Husband: Ji,Rat

good morning

,.+”-.,*,.-”+., # _ Good _ # * morning * ‘-.,*,.-‘ Yeh lo ek or Good morning! *G* *O* |*O*| /*D*/ /***/ ¡*m*| *o* *r*

Behke howe sar e aam bardi dair ho gayi

behke howe sar-e-aam bardi dair ho gayi.. saqi pila de jaam bardi dair ho gayi.. kese bhula doon tujhko sahil ki rait per.. likhte

Behky huyesar e aam bari dair hogaisaqi pila de

Behky huyeSar-e-Aam bari dair hogaiSaqi pila de jaambari dair hogaiKesy bhula doon tujkosahil ki rait perLikhty huay tera naambari dair hogaiKiya bataynmanzar Suraj k

Ek 4 saal ka bacha khatna karwane

Ek 4 saal ka bacha Khatna karwane k liye Doctor k clinic me betha apni bari ka wait kr raha tha. . . .

Ustaad sab se ziada nasha kis cheez

Ustaad: Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez me hota ha? Shagird: Taleem me, Ustaad: Wo kese Shagird: Janab, . . . . Kitaben kholte

Kinaro pe sagar ke khazane nahi aate

Kinaro pe sagar ke khazane nahi aate, Fir jeevan mein dost purane nahi aate, Jee lo in palo ko hass ke janab, Fir laut

Eid khatam bakra hazam apni routine pay

eid khatam bakra hazam apni routine pay wapis ao janab bhuat kha lia dil,kaleji,gurday or kabab apnay paet ko do ab kuch rest wish

Main kya bataoon k kyo uss ney

MAIN KYA BATAOON K KYO USS NEY BEWAFAI KI MAGAR YEHI K KUCH AESA MIZAAJ USS KA THA HUMEY BHI DUKH HAY DIL e

Behy huye sar e aam bari dair hoage

Behy huye sar-e-aam bari dair hoage saqi pila de jaam bari dair hogae kese bhula don tujh ko sahil ki rait per likhty huye

Hum toa abbas as k sana gar

Hum Toa Abbas (A.S) K Sana Gar Hain Hum Ko Maloom Hai Wafa Kya Hai Khak Paye Janab e Qambar (A.S) Hain Hum Ko

kiray daarmaalik makaan se mai is

# Kiray Daar(Maalik Makaan Se): Mai Is Mahine Ka Kiraya Adaa Nahi Kar Sakun ga. Maalik Makaan: Aap ne Pichle Mahine Bhi Yehi Kaha

Methi nend methey khwaab ho gya

MEthi NeNd MEthEy kHwAab, Ho GyA sAvErA Ab tO JAgo JAnAb ChAnd b cHup gYa pHr rAt K iNtezAr Me, 1 nAyA dIN sHUrU

Ek aadmi hotal wale se aaj aisi

Ek aadmi hotal wale se: Aaj aisi chaye pilao ke mera ang ang jhoom uthe, Hotal wala: Janab me chaye me bhains ka dood

Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai

Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai, kisiko satane ki bhi had hoti hai, sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab, mufat ke sms padhne

Ya rab yeh iltimas hai teri janab

Ya Rab Yeh Iltimas Hai Teri Janab Mein Mujh Ko Mila Day Khak e Dar e Bu Turab Mein Baad e Namaz Dekhtay Hain

Agar kisi dil mein buqhz e ali

Agar Kisi Dil Mein Buqhz e Ali (A.S) Ki Dhool Ho Gi Janab e Wala Toa Phir Aqeeday Ki Har Ada Be Asool Ho

o janab

(‘.’) ~ )(~ _!!_ O JANAB TUSI GEHRI NEND SUTY O SANU BHOOL GAE O ‘(‘.’)/’ )( _/_ OYEE HOEEE ~~~~~~~~~ WA BHAI WA

Bashar ka naaz naboowat noor e aen

Bashar Ka Naaz Naboowat Ka Noor e Aen Hussain (A.S) Janab e Fatima Zehra (S.A) K Dil Ka Chain Hussain (A.S) Kabhi Namaz Se

Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiye call ki

Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiye Call ki g a or baten banatey rahiye Magar Aap tow kanjooso k sardar hen janab Sirf SMS parh

Hal kaysa hai janab ka kya khayal

Hal kaysa hai Janab ka, Kya khayal hai aap ka, Hum to Sou gaye ho ho ho. Tum bhi Sou jawo ha ha ha.

Qissa abhi hijaab se agey nhi barha

QISSA abhi Hijaab se Agey nhi barha…! me aap, wo janab se agey nhi barha…! Muddat hui Kitaab e muhbat shuru kye…! lekin me

Methi neend methe khawab ho gaya savera

Methi Neend Methe Khawab Ho Gaya Savera Ab To Jago Janab Chand B Chup Gaya Phr Raat K Intzar Mae Ik Naya Din Shru

Kabhi kabhi sawal achy lagty hain

Kabhi kabhi sawal achy lagty hain, Kabhi kabhi jawab achy lagty hain, Aap bolen tu lafzon se khusbho aaye, Chup rahen bhi tu janab

Memon jao 2 dukano se 3 3 kabab

MEMON: Jao..! 2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao… Servant: Janab..! 6 ikhattey kyun nahi..? Memon: Nalaik Aadmi..! Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley

Excuse me g janab aap

Excuse Me ! G Janab Aap Hi Se Mukhatib Hun, Ghabrao Nhi Bus Mera Dil Aap Se Kuch Kehna Chahta Hai, Janti Ho Kya??

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar nawab janab

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel

2 admi memon ki barat mai gae

2 admi memon ki barat mai gae, Wahan bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha Tang akar 1 ne kaha: Janab halaq ma

Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna

Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,, Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty

rasol akram saww ne janab

*. . .Rasol Akram s.a.w.w ne Janab Zahra s.a ko rat ko sone se pehlay in 4 kamon ki takid frmai thi aur un

Kanjoos aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua.. Waiter: janab kia chahiye.? Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha, kuch bach gaya tha,